Really sorry about the random flashes that may happen throughout folks. I'm not sure the cause but it wasn't there as I was editing. Hope it isn't too annoying and I'll try and make sure it doesn't happen again!
Now...i might not be a religious man myself. But im fairly certain im not familiar with the Story of Jim, the 11foot Man-Child who wears a bra, gets upset because someone stole his Banana and dies on the cross by a bunch of bug eyed villagers. I mean if this is what religion is, maybe im missing out and should convert
Holy shit this was exceptionally funny. When the guard told you to go and then just gunned you down I near bust a rib laughing. What the hell are these games?
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I'm not sure if they intended it to be this way but the crucifixion scene was hilarious in that context. Not only would he have destroyed the cross with his weight, but there are also reports of people surviving for a couple of days but he dies after like 5 seconds.
I love Kenshi but it's not really a fit for Kevin's format. I could see it as a series but it takes too long to accomplish anything to work as a single video.
Some random games made by one guy in 3 months give more freedom and choice than actual AAA RPGs made by billion dollar corporations with development cycles that span years.
@@MrMaskYT hello, the game just has extreme stereotyping, and no one in this thread seems to be racist. either joking, or just stating the facts of the game
I don't want a lot from UA-cam, Just some Kevin this Christmas-time: To watch him playing Walking Dead and Fecking up as Clementine; Add in our dear leader Jim (A demon I won't exorcise), Grognak, Lucius - careful Kevin, Demons get demonetised; Harold Pater, Hagrid's tea, Ring of Fire, all for me, Christmas with a "but" - Kevin all I want for Christmas is BORE RAGNAROK
On a litterall note something probably messed up in the render on his clips. Just a guess from personal experience. Btw anyone talked to mole2 recently?
4:49 .....Wait....your guy is so huge that he isn't even nailed to the cross here, the nails just stick out into the air. XD He's just t-posing to assert dominance over jesus.
Yes...our Communion we drink irish whiskey as blood of Christ (like a pint) then 6 burritos as body of Christ. It seems alot of alcoholics and homeless people come to our services...Cool!
The prison is the product of the country. It's harsh because it has to be, rules are usually made because of an incident, and you can't know a guard is corrupt until they do something.. countries with comfortable prisons don't have as much civil conflict and unrest like we do, and our max security prisons are almost full of murderers. Of course it's going to be rough.
@@MikadoYuma Actually it's harsh because of capitalists running profit driven prisons. The more people imprisoned, the more profit because the state pays them per prisoner. And they get to stuff money in their pockets instead of using it for the prison.
@@cubey That's conspiracy stuff. My mother was married to a man in prison and most of the rules they had were made because of incidents. There are tons of cases that you can easily find where people get off easy for things that could or should imprison them for far longer. I'm not saying that prisons are benevolent, but I don't think they need to purposely get people to stay in their prisons, especially since in the USA prisons are crammed full in most highly populated areas.
@@MikadoYuma "Conspiracy" doesn't mean what you think it means. For profit prisons exist. It's objectively true. It's also objectively true that they get paid a set amount per prisoner. The more prisoners, the more they're paid. Are you actually so stupid that you don't see the connection?
I played the 2D version of Hard Time on mobile, so I was extremely surprised when I saw a video on it even if it’s the 3D version. That was around a year ago, I am so glad I found this channel.
13:22 Game design by Mat Dickie Script by Mat Dickie Story by Mat Dickie 3D Modeling by Mat Dickie 2D Graphics by Mat Dickie Published by Mat Dickie... I wonder who did the Audio?
So before the video started an ad came on and it was a song called dangerous and all the song was made of was “dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous” in a warning tone, just like its warning me from watching this video I mean it is dangerous for the eyes
Ah, I love the story of Jim Mount of Olives. Crucified at 5 years old for assault at a godly 11 foot tall, then reincarnated into a prison where he was consistently attacked. Religion is wild.
I live in Israel, travelled the whole country, can confirm, the Galilee and its Sea all look like a late '90s era 3d map, and is approximately five meters wide. Also, Jordan and the rest of Israel is just a giant matte painting. Jerusalem exists in a dimension beyond the painting, and to get there you must teleport.
Also, "weirdest gaming experiences"? Dude, you didn't even get to the part where Jesus gives you superpowers, and you need to decide if you use Jesus' holy superpowers to see the matrix or Satan's evil superpowers to explode people's heads.
Also also, if you or another character suddenly kneels down and starts crying it means the sanity meter dropped and the character is temporarily insane and out of control violent. :)
Really sorry about the random flashes that may happen throughout folks. I'm not sure the cause but it wasn't there as I was editing. Hope it isn't too annoying and I'll try and make sure it doesn't happen again!
I was about to comment about them, they are pretty annoying.
Don't worry Kevin we luv u
Ah, the brutal abuse of Jim was enough to distract me from the glitches
I know it’s just a ploy to brainwash us but that’s too bad buddy we already are
Don't worry Kevo
“They don’t like Asian people much in here”
Is immediately shot by random CO
The best explanation of racism, portrayed in a game. See, games can make sense and explain stuff well.
When he was like, “Am I Asian? I don’t know if I am,” then saw his jail mate get shot randomly, I was like, whelp, guess we’re not Asian today 😂
*W E L C O M E TO T H E S T U D Y*
In truth tho, the world loves asians.
@@seoulesskorean7311 but one guy doesn't
Now...i might not be a religious man myself. But im fairly certain im not familiar with the Story of Jim, the 11foot Man-Child who wears a bra, gets upset because someone stole his Banana and dies on the cross by a bunch of bug eyed villagers. I mean if this is what religion is, maybe im missing out and should convert
NeoMatrix I’m a fan of your work Neo..you are the one.
The eyes.... THE EYES!
We're all thinking of the wrong bible when we think of this game. This is probably a story from the Great Leader himself
You should look into Kevinism. The message of our lord and savior, Jim Pickens, will open doors in your consciousness.
Yes. You are missing out. Lol
Holy shit this was exceptionally funny. When the guard told you to go and then just gunned you down I near bust a rib laughing. What the hell are these games?
A Godsend from MDickie himself Rimmy, an absolute godsend.
oh hi mark
From mdickie games
3mb games
hi dad
0:30
Ah, the four body types: slim, chubby, fat, and female.
Lmao
*Wait-*
Now I know why femboys are feminine
One of these things is not like the others.
@@keith_5584 yeah like who the hell thinks slim is a body type?
**shoots someone trying to make friends with you**
**continues to casually tell you about how to study**
Mmm yes normal human behaviour
the best part of all that was that they shot the dude in the head, and then said this is where we EXPAND OUR MINDS
Adrienne Clayton Ah yes! I love expanding my mind by shooting friendly prisoners!!
Immersive
*am not a soulless robot. I am real human. I eat food and reproduce. I have feelings too*
Danksta Cookie Now you my friend, you sound like a robot.
An 11 foot, 5 year old Mountain sounds like a recipe for an Anime
Yes it does
Weird flex, but ok.
Lover lab would still count it as "Pornografic depiction of minors"
Dino The TRex another great joke
@putsome basilonit their not really babys lol
Well if I was an 11 foot tall 5 year old I'd sure as Hell have an angry demeanor.
heck*
John Doe just think of his poor mother...
Trindalas Valadaros spends one hundred dollars per meal for her son.
He has to be a Primarch
they also crucified a 5 year old for "assult" over an adult murderer. just let that sink in for a minute
The You Testament looks like GTA in biblical days.
Well...... gta vice city in biblical days
"All we had to do was follow the chariot, CJ!"
@@swirls5000 LMAO
Los jerusalemos
@@swirls5000 we are blessed and cursed
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lol
I want to see more too :c
Someone is butthurt ^
The sad part is that this wasn't even ironic. We need this to be a series.
The Purple Rabbit are you ok
It may be the weirdest game to you Kevin, but to us, nothing is as weird as the mole people living in the walls.
What if Mole people lived in the walls of Hard Time?
Hey Awkward Hannah The Gamer, is Mole 2 available to talk?
Fallout?
@@walkingreddead1455 sims
Nah, that's nothing. How about the house with a dad in its walls?
I'm not sure if they intended it to be this way but the crucifixion scene was hilarious in that context. Not only would he have destroyed the cross with his weight, but there are also reports of people surviving for a couple of days but he dies after like 5 seconds.
Well if you about it, very large people tend to need to eat, and drink alot more then the average person.
A person thats 11,0 shouldnt even be alive in the first place
Probably, but most of them also didn't have to carry their own cross and get whipped along the way.
having to wait for two days real or ingame doesn't sound very fun does it?
@@dmas7749 but it does sound funny as hell
Kevin, there is a game by this developer called School Days. It’s a high school simulator. Definitely worth checking out! Great video; lots of laughs!
does it includes school shootings? *pumped up kicks started playing*
SUS a.k.a. Pink Guy well actually it can if you find a gun
Dude, I have so many memories playing those games
Agent Deception I should of said that. I had the chance and I blew it... just like I blew holes in the school
Agent Deception I just redownloaded the prison and school game.
11:38 Casually gunning Jim down a few seconds after he told him where to go
Ηλίας Μαστρογιάννης I almost choked when I saw that Hahahaha
@@j.vinton4039 same
I don't think it's that odd everyone knows Jim. He's literally an 11 foot tall 5 year old
I had a dream that you played a Paul Blart PS2 game and then I woke up and found out there's such a game! Please, Kevin, make my dream come true
No
@@مهامهبمهاتيللبنتب Yes.
@@robertgraham1388 yes
I found pictures of the game and people talking about the game and I even found a page about on Game FAQs but I can't find the game for the life of me
Apparently they changed the game and the graphics to just be "Mall Cop" which is very disappointing
"10 years after they were made, UA-camrs continue to get mileage out of mocking my early PC games."
-MDickie
Well yeah, because they've done so little to improve, if at all.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird ""they've"" its just MDickie working on those games
@@squirrel_disaster Imagine calling red dead redemption shit, how could one have such a shit opinion
@@thefirstbruh6371 I think he was exaggerating and joking...? No need to get aggresive or personal.
@@default6274 he wasn't joking he was 100% serious nigga
Is this the continuation of Bulk Bogan’s story?
Son of Bulk Bogan, perhaps? Or Bulk Bogan 2 : Bulkier?
Moose-klees
Ooooh jiss
Damn it, beat me to the reference.
Sounds good to me
Kevin should play Kenshi. The game literally lets you raise an army of slaves if you want.
I love Kenshi but it's not really a fit for Kevin's format. I could see it as a series but it takes too long to accomplish anything to work as a single video.
Mods, dude
that game seems like it takes a lot of time and effort to play properly
He did it
lol @@slyose6154
"He's been sitting too close to the TV, they look like fried eggs"
Killed me
These games may be weird, but the freedom that they give... you can littelary become satan in the you testament or rob a bank in hard tome
Some random games made by one guy in 3 months give more freedom and choice than actual AAA RPGs made by billion dollar corporations with development cycles that span years.
Yes that is true
Good luck figuring out that complicated game!
That is why i like these games. Their complicated
I used to play the shit out of hard time.
I loved it
Assault>Murder
Daubeny Isbae Think about it, you can scar the victim for life with assault. Not so much with murder
Crymsonize please dont tell me you think assualt is worse than murder.
Toiletchildre n both get me hard
By the nine divines! ASSAULT! ASSAULT!
Crymsonize stop liking ur own comments
*What verse of the bible is this?*
All
Jim:5-6
You should know, you made the *Bible*
caspar valentine Jim:6-9*
Jog Manson
"Why does everyone here know me by first name basis?" Um perhaps because he's the giant of the village.
And also 5
their eyes are so big because this is what happens after birdbox.....
Eve yes, this is why the crazy people said it was so beautiful, its very epic.
*puts blindfold on..walks around* Oops! I think I just ran into Grognaks nipple!
Hard Mode: Play the Muslim version of the You Testament. Yes, that's a thing.
please tell me that its a joke, And its not what im thinking that you basically get attacked by everybody just for being a muslim?
@@ferretking0417 we dont attack people to be a muslim
@@MrMaskYT hello, the game just has extreme stereotyping, and no one in this thread seems to be racist. either joking, or just stating the facts of the game
@@MrMaskYT They're not being serious, they're just joking.
@@Matthew-zk9lh Ok im sorry
Is this a crossover episode where Jim and Bulk Bogan will cross paths?
I literally today watched the entire Episode 3 of HARDTIME on Joel stream. Then this. I'm glad I'm treated well.
Yup
i was looking for this comment
I don't know why but this is the funniest video I've ever seen in my entire life
I agree. I have never laughed 14 minutes straight
Same man, I was dying throughout the whole thiing
@hi hungry i'm dad my throat , belly, cheeks and my eyes hurt because i am crying of laughter XD
Yep literally could not stop laughing 😂
really wish that he will play more of this
The flashing is definitely subliminal messaging from Jim Pickens
10:54 _Thanks Kev!_ *Now I have pizza in my nose!*
What
It’s like Roblox
Almost
Sounds good to me
Almost Roblox
More like Bore: Ragnarok
Try out one of his app games, his quality has improved but only in 2D.
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens Very good indeed
I don't want a lot from UA-cam,
Just some Kevin this Christmas-time:
To watch him playing Walking Dead and
Fecking up as Clementine;
Add in our dear leader Jim
(A demon I won't exorcise),
Grognak, Lucius - careful Kevin,
Demons get demonetised;
Harold Pater, Hagrid's tea,
Ring of Fire, all for me,
Christmas with a "but" -
Kevin all I want for Christmas is BORE RAGNAROK
Bravo!!
beautiful 24/10
This is god's words
Uhh... our _dead_ leader?
Congratulations sir you got the Golden Buzzer
what are those green flashes? is yt still processing or is this some subliminal jim pickens brain washing lol
Feck, and I was thinking that my gpu would die
Its not brain washing, its telling you to get back to the painting dungeons.
The first one said a prisoner has escaped
It's vine sauce oozing through.
On a litterall note something probably messed up in the render on his clips. Just a guess from personal experience. Btw anyone talked to mole2 recently?
this video autoplayed on our TV during a family holiday party and it had everyone dying from laughing the entire time, 10/10 content
7:03 when people fight you just relax and sit on that chair without the slightest fear 👍👍👍really strong courage
I used to play Hardtime all the time! I’d beat up the other prisoners and spend ages designing my appearance. These games are so memorable
MDickie Games but I go on a bizarre adventure.
MDickie Games but I'm the dick(ie).
Justin Y. comment but nobody says 'omg you're everywhere'
'omg you're everywhere'
@@pickamon1624 Guess I'll have to edit that original comment then.
@@FanraHaill no
NO BODY EXPECTS THE IRISH INQUISITION
In awe at the size of this lad. *ABSOLUTE UNIT*
This video ended my habit of sitting too close to the TV
i love mat dickie games
popscene and wrestling revolution are good
Hard Time is the best.
Extra lives is crazy.
Same, I have alot of his games on my phone rn
I fucking love mat dickie games. It's my childhood
@@agrainofsalt6614 Super City and Extra Lives, I love the more bizzare ones. Upgrading makes for more replayability too.
These games are weird but funny at the same time it's great
Finally a game I can play with my Amish freinds
4:49
.....Wait....your guy is so huge that he isn't even nailed to the cross here, the nails just stick out into the air. XD He's just t-posing to assert dominance over jesus.
10:54 Literally choke down on my pizza. Thats an attempted murder, you should get jailed. Oh wait..
You should make Jim mount of OLIVES part of the Pickensverse, Kevin. Please do it.
I think I have seen this in the church of Grognak but I’m not sure
Same here
Yes...our Communion we drink irish whiskey as blood of Christ (like a pint) then 6 burritos as body of Christ. It seems alot of alcoholics and homeless people come to our services...Cool!
Jim Pickens vs Jim MOUNT OF OLIVES battle of the Jims
This world is not big enought for two Jims.
There can only be one Jim.
I can understand why he's called that now. JJim ate a lot of olives to get 11 feet tall..
10:54 I just can't.. I can't 😂😂😂 someone help me😂😂😂
Warden: minding own business
Kevin: starts playing hard time
Warden: *why do I here boss music*
accurate portrayal of the american prison system
American Prision System, more like bore:ragnarok
The prison is the product of the country. It's harsh because it has to be, rules are usually made because of an incident, and you can't know a guard is corrupt until they do something.. countries with comfortable prisons don't have as much civil conflict and unrest like we do, and our max security prisons are almost full of murderers. Of course it's going to be rough.
@@MikadoYuma Actually it's harsh because of capitalists running profit driven prisons. The more people imprisoned, the more profit because the state pays them per prisoner. And they get to stuff money in their pockets instead of using it for the prison.
@@cubey That's conspiracy stuff. My mother was married to a man in prison and most of the rules they had were made because of incidents. There are tons of cases that you can easily find where people get off easy for things that could or should imprison them for far longer. I'm not saying that prisons are benevolent, but I don't think they need to purposely get people to stay in their prisons, especially since in the USA prisons are crammed full in most highly populated areas.
@@MikadoYuma "Conspiracy" doesn't mean what you think it means.
For profit prisons exist. It's objectively true. It's also objectively true that they get paid a set amount per prisoner. The more prisoners, the more they're paid.
Are you actually so stupid that you don't see the connection?
I’m upset that this game isn’t controlled by bongos.
This would of been thoroughly entertaining to listen to Call Me Kevin trying to run away... with a good rhythm. lol
DoNt StOp Me NOW
grognak the prophet, attorney at law, m.d.
*Goes to cell wing
*Gets charged with attempted escape
It's 2:34am and I'm holding in tears at 10:37. I love you Kevin!
Your character is such a wide boi
That reveal at 0:57 ....
....???
MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE
Now you just need to play Mount & Blade
He needs to have a continuing series of MDickie games. They're greet.
He WILL play m&b ! As soon as Bannerlord is out...
Kevins cult needs to rule Calradia
i didn't know that they made shawshank redemption 2
I played the 2D version of Hard Time on mobile, so I was extremely surprised when I saw a video on it even if it’s the 3D version.
That was around a year ago, I am so glad I found this channel.
I think a green screen is haunting this video..
Its the reaped souls that Jim Pickens stored.
Another great video from the lad who beat youtube at youtubing
NIKKIIIIII
JAXXX
BRING IT ON NIKKI
Tom Cruise Ctrl WHERES YOUR COMMENT EH?
I LEFT TWO NOW
11:38 😂😂 i love mdickie games ‼️
Ah yes, I remember that part of the Bible when the giant, Jim, was crucified fir assault.
"Ok, thank you for telling me where to go...."
*Immediately gets gunned down*
An Irish lad playing religious games? This seems like what a night at the bar would bring if you mixed DnD with drinks XD
I like how the guards randomly start attacking and shooting each other
MDickie games are really cool and simple
For context, all these games are made in an engine designed for wrestling games. Hence why everyone just beats the shit out of each other
“He’s beating me to death! I don’t think officers are supposed to do this.”
Entire American police force: *sweats*
13:22
Game design by Mat Dickie
Script by Mat Dickie
Story by Mat Dickie
3D Modeling by Mat Dickie
2D Graphics by Mat Dickie
Published by Mat Dickie...
I wonder who did the Audio?
These games are a bit goofy, but you gotta give it to the guy since he literally made them alone completely
Why does he get to be tall but not me???
Because our Lord and saviour was prophesied to be 11 foot
Real-world problems.
I really want to see a full series on Hard Time from Kevin xD it would be the best thing ever ahah
Its been 4 years and i still consider this one of my favorite videos for some reason
So before the video started an ad came on and it was a song called dangerous and all the song was made of was “dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous” in a warning tone, just like its warning me from watching this video
I mean it is dangerous for the eyes
I'd like to introduce you to my religion
*Plays this video*
Omg these games have been in the back of my mind for days now
These games have caused so much trauma to me
“This game was made in 3 months”
Yeah...we can tell..
Only one guy made it you know
Hey kevin I've got another Christian game for you it's called Charlie church mouse
7:52 "Do you guys wanna listen to Mo Bamba Or Sicko Mode"
'I think that one is drowning' 😂😂😂
I really have NO idea what I just watched....
Neither do I, but is fun as shit.
9:30 *Officer shoots inmate in the face, turns to Jim, gun locked and loaded* This is the study. People come here to expand their minds!
4:49 lets not forget that Jim Mount of olives is 5 years old and is getting crucified.
Whenever I see these games i just think of vinesauce Joel. 😂 you should try playing super city as well it's pretty good
Play more hard time please. Play with Uberhaxornova too if you have the chance.
Or joel
Lmao uberhaxornova is the first time I caught a glimpse this wonderful game
What the fuck os Uber too long of a name
I have perfect timing I open UA-cam at 3 and look who it is none other than Kevin
9:30 “so anyways I started blastin”
Ah, I love the story of Jim Mount of Olives. Crucified at 5 years old for assault at a godly 11 foot tall, then reincarnated into a prison where he was consistently attacked. Religion is wild.
IT JUST HIT ME THE SECOND GAME IS THE STRONK MOOSCLES MEME
I live in Israel, travelled the whole country, can confirm, the Galilee and its Sea all look like a late '90s era 3d map, and is approximately five meters wide. Also, Jordan and the rest of Israel is just a giant matte painting. Jerusalem exists in a dimension beyond the painting, and to get there you must teleport.
kevin play the Stanley parable
boy i got good news
I’m so happy you’ve started playing these games, they are the weirdest and funniest games I’ve ever seen!
I've played hard time and it has a ton of...'content' you can even escape away from the prison
Holy shit, the guy got shot and the police is like "Welcome to the Library!" I fucking cracked myself up!
This has to be one of the funniest videos I laughed at in a while
guys who play religious games and make 10 foot characters😍😘😤
"Religous" game where you can beat Jesus into a bloody paste with a lead pipe.
I'm amazed Kevin got these games to work on his computer, everything goes crazy when I try to play them.
2:51 That "snake" is supposed to be a whip.
... No, really. This ain't my first rodeo with MDickie games, I know what I'm talking about.
Also, "weirdest gaming experiences"? Dude, you didn't even get to the part where Jesus gives you superpowers, and you need to decide if you use Jesus' holy superpowers to see the matrix or Satan's evil superpowers to explode people's heads.
Also also, if you or another character suddenly kneels down and starts crying it means the sanity meter dropped and the character is temporarily insane and out of control violent. :)