I really wanted to have this game when I was 8 lol the salesperson was like “nope, come back again in 10 years” am 22 now and this is my first time seeing what the game is like lmaoo
@Master Yoda my second sentence was just a joke, not meant serious, didn't think it would go this way, sorry about that. I also didn't say I am an expert. I had that problem aswell on my first few times.
So if I'm getting this right... Kevin can't fight or find the g-spot... but he can get thousands of dollars from the lady that he failed to find the g-spot with and can boogy down. To be honest if I had the same skills I'd be quite happy 😂
It's a French game, released by a British distributor. I don't know where you're from, but it must have been available to some extent in Europe for sure.
I remember seeing this game being sold in a magazine kiosk in my tiny local neighbourhood mall. Yeah they had a very limited selection of games. grocery stores, bookshops and practicly everything sold PC games and some PS2 games in the early 2000s. I didn't buy this game though. I bought Elder scrolls 4 Oblivion instead. I think I made the right choise:P
@@NearlyH3adlessNick Yeah maybe you're right. I commented before watching the entire video. This is totally better than oblivion. I missed out on this gem.
I haven't watched it yet but hopefully it's one of those Bible games Also day 60 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads 9 days remaining til the funny number
Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 26 Consecutive BR counter: 28 Days with 2 videos: 1 Reuploads: 1 Deleted/missing videos: 1 (also count but you can't really find them anymore)
did the devs for this just see GTA accused of misogyny, play it, and go “no, those women fight back when you grope them and i don’t like it. i want a game where instead of stealing cars and sometimes having women with a personality be into you, you’re a store employee who gropes women who do not report you for anything and also you get to steal from their coats. i call it 7 sins: an ode to the dreams the macy’s HR department stole from me”
@Tales Of Comarat I have a main character from Russian Seinfeld knock off with Killer queen photoshopped behind him as my profile picture. You can't even imagine how many problems I have :D
The real sin is that he washed the dishes while wearing a jacket. Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have wet, soapy sleeves?! He didn't even push them up!
kevin, reading the on-screen dialogue: "you may ask for money if you desire" kevin: she just offers money randomly and that seems to turn on my guy is this his first encounter with a sugar mommy??? i'm wheezing
We had this but our old PS2 wouldn't play the blue disk, so we just had the creepy game case laying around for ages. Now thanks to Kevin, I can live this missed experience through this video!
So I know it's been five years, but I hope this helps: SUKS is a parody of Saks 5th Ave, a luxury department store on NYC's 5th Ave. Which makes sense, since the game is in "Apple City", the Big Apple itself, baby!
Kevin's dating tips: tell lame jokes, get slapped, and sue her for harassment.
Also, steal shit for her and then ask for a lot of money.
Also clean the dishes after so the guilt doesn't consume you. Gotta balance things out
And then get a lot of money 💰
666 likes 😈
Not a bad strat
so this is the wicked whims mod for sims that everyone talks about
+Extreme violence
"She just offers money randomly... and that seems to be the only thing that turns him on."
I'm not straight, but $1,000 is $1,000.
Hi not straight I'm dad
Hi dad I’m joke
@@Mikoeditsfr hi dad im a joke, I'm Dad
@MrAnimazing hi dad I'm a joke, I'm dad, I'm Joke.
Ciretako ok
“Of course that would be the only mini-game I fail” 😂😂😂
holyfuck
I'M STILL LAUGHING, THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Stream Love & Fear by MARINA uwu
xxwriter389xx I FUCKING DIED
😭😭😭😭
oh no, this is the new desperate housewives isnt it kevin
I mean how else are we gonna fuck every one?
Fucking Apple City is a step up
Desperate Housewives was leagues above this
I'm just waiting for a new part
CallmeKevin but he can't find the g-spot
Did you check under the couch?
Or bed?
@Stix N' Stones nah I think it's in the closet
@Stix N' Stones
r/whooosh
I'm so sorry to every girlfriend this comment thread has.
the gspot is in the ear u fecks
I think you have done WAY more than 7 Kevin.
WAY WAY more than 7 Jim.
Dear leader
Leader please don't challenge your god, he is cruel and I don't think even you could defend yourself against him.
He can't challenge our dear leader at sinning
Vore and Communism you doubt the great leader? Death. You blasphemy the great name of Jim Pickens and Communism
I really wanted to have this game when I was 8 lol the salesperson was like “nope, come back again in 10 years” am 22 now and this is my first time seeing what the game is like lmaoo
God Bless the salesperson XD
"Look, it's too expensive for you, bitch!" -the salesperson, probably
I love his awkward little laugh
Fails lust mini game:
"It happens to most guys"
I feel so bad now lol
Lol now I get comments on this year old post. How the hell am I supposed to know how I felt a year ago 🤣🤣🤣
@Master Yoda Usually you just need to think about it and it goes up on its own. Cosider seeking a medical doctor?
@Master Yoda my second sentence was just a joke, not meant serious, didn't think it would go this way, sorry about that. I also didn't say I am an expert. I had that problem aswell on my first few times.
@Master Yoda I am a 19 year old man yeah haha
@Adolf Hitler get the fuck out
This game is the eight deadly sin, but nobody talks about it
@@AxxLAfriku maybe it's because you don't show your face
AxxL
You are the fecking worst. Your videos are trash and you constantly troll Kevin's channel, begging for subscribers. Your Dear Leader disapproves.
@@AxxLAfriku So. Cringy.
The last time i saw you comment
It was a fucking war zone
@@lordredman6137 are you talking about axxl? Because I'm legitimately at comment war with him. He does this on multiple channels
“Sorry about that mental breakdown; I’m back now!” Dying. 😂🤣
I can't be the only one who read that as 7 Sims, right?
No, you're not
That's intentional. The game tried to capitalize and sell itself as a "Sexy The Sims alternative"
I love your UA-cam name!
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS I don't think I get it
@@loganburke2138 he's the scumbag axxl in disguise.
This game really makes you feel like a sinner.
Sorry this isn’t VideogameDunkey
Really here too? Like every damn video I click on I can be sure to see you in the comment section it's scary I like it
The mere existence of this game is a sin.
@Studio Autio Yeah, but real crimes are like... exhausting and I don`t want to leave my room.
Desperate housewives got a nice update.
Its like The Sims + Super Seducer. Cant tell if i should be impressed or scared
You should be scared
Kevin, cologne doesn't go in your mouth. That was breath spray.
It's Kevin.
Oh so I’ve been putting on cologne wrong the whole time 😱
@@audramcdonaldapologist3676 Yep, sorry bro. Um, as an aside, maybe go get a toxicology report?
Wait.. It doesn't?
@@kauru4738
Um
Super seducer 3 is looking good
7 Sins but I roleplay as my favorite hentai protagonist.
Justin Y. Aaaaye nice
Justin Y. Hello Justin baby
7 sins but Justin Y. is all of them
Oh hi you’re very early
WHY YOU ERVERYWHERE
“IT HAPPENS TO MOST GUYS LEAVE ME ALONE” 😂😂😂😂
Sexual Harassment: The Game
So if I'm getting this right... Kevin can't fight or find the g-spot... but he can get thousands of dollars from the lady that he failed to find the g-spot with and can boogy down. To be honest if I had the same skills I'd be quite happy 😂
Kevin: This will be demonatised
UA-cam: I like this (gets 17th trending on gaming)
7 sins was only released in the EU and Taiwan according to wikipedia, ive never heard of it
i bought a ( pirate ) ish idk copy in Venezuela back in like 2009 in a mall
funny story that I bought sims 2 in ps2 and find this game inside of it
David H Taiwan?
It's a French game, released by a British distributor. I don't know where you're from, but it must have been available to some extent in Europe for sure.
I’m from Taiwan, but I’ve never even heard of it
7 Sins but it is mostly a black screen
I know right. I’m like is he appealing tho women. Put a censor bar so I can see some legs. But then I said well it’s kevin
X Dawn Godspeed he’s appealing youtube, don’t rope us into your perv shit
Papi Kin Yeah your like your saint yourself. You don’t need to respond to someone you wont even try to understand.
@@Moonlight-x5z pUt A cEnSoR bAR sO I CAn seE sOmE lEgS
@@Moonlight-x5z I’m sorry, but did I just read you out a kink of yours to everyone? ‘See some legs.’ Man, WTF...
I remember seeing this game being sold in a magazine kiosk in my tiny local neighbourhood mall. Yeah they had a very limited selection of games. grocery stores, bookshops and practicly everything sold PC games and some PS2 games in the early 2000s. I didn't buy this game though. I bought Elder scrolls 4 Oblivion instead. I think I made the right choise:P
Seriously? As if this isn't better than Oblivion?! XD
@@NearlyH3adlessNick Yeah maybe you're right. I commented before watching the entire video. This is totally better than oblivion. I missed out on this gem.
Choice*
@@FOxXyYgRaMpA Yeah. English is not my native spoken language so spelling errors will occur:)
Oblivion is bae
*11:53** Eden club?*
Coming, Lieutenant.
*My name is Connor, I'm the Android send by Cyberlife*
The Sims 3 but all the dirty mods are already installed.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Hi
Hello
Hey
"There's minigames at home"
Minigames at home:
find the g spot : "of course thats the one i fail" raucous laughing. LOL
“HANDS UP YOUR WANTED FOR THE MURDER OF 5 CHILDREN!”
“Chill bruh I fed my dog and washed the dishes”
“Oh never mind then”
>I'm going to go straight to church after this
Well you know, you could just wash some dishes.
Poor Kevin. The whole internet knows he can’t find the G spot now 😂
Sexual abuse... Check. Domestic abuse... Check. Awkward Irishman... check.
Yep, Sounds like Kevin to me XD
Duwang
I can do all too but I'm not Kevin (Irish btw)
I haven't watched it yet but hopefully it's one of those Bible games
Also day 60 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads
9 days remaining til the funny number
Ali TEM You were right it’s a bible game
Oh this is *far* from a bible game
;)
It's so fun to watch him play this, knowing he's Catholic.
Bore ragnarok
Day of the year: 26
Consecutive BR counter: 28
Days with 2 videos: 1
Reuploads: 1
Deleted/missing videos: 1 (also count but you can't really find them anymore)
Bore ragnarok
Bore ragnarok
Still not at my record
Well then
What’s the missing video?
I lost it when he started dancing shirtless omfg
"we hardly know each other" she says after watching him take a piss
This is Jim Pickens good lost brother Lucifer Pickens, he's good because he actually feels guilt after doing something bad.
kevin my boy when will u play bop it
RaniniPastel I agree! That game is so good.
BOB IT!
*Echoes throughout the world*
Bop it *chhh*
Twist it *nyaaaa*
Pull it *oooo*
did the devs for this just see GTA accused of misogyny, play it, and go “no, those women fight back when you grope them and i don’t like it. i want a game where instead of stealing cars and sometimes having women with a personality be into you, you’re a store employee who gropes women who do not report you for anything and also you get to steal from their coats. i call it 7 sins: an ode to the dreams the macy’s HR department stole from me”
Day 17 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.
Is it a sin to watch this?
Fave hun
It’s a sin to watch any of his videos
I don't know if watching this is a sin, but I know your username and profile pic is.
It's a sin not to watch it😅
If watching is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
I only have one question.
HOW IS THIS MONETIZED
This is day five of asking Kevin to play Bratz: Rock Angelz for the PS2.
That's an epic game
@Cat Shut fuck up
@@I_am_a_cat_ You forgot your punctuation at the end, mate. :)
@@I_am_a_cat_ somebody is *_BIG MAD_*
@@I_am_a_cat_ go do fortnite
I love how you can tell when he's face palming, lmao.
*_7 sins but not watching Kevin's video is a sin_*
"I'll bring the game along so it's easier to explain" XD
7 Sins but even Hell had a hard time objecting Kevin.
7 Sins but Kevin can't find the G-spot
Thought this was the Sims. I'm not disappointed with what I actually got.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I thought slapping someone after hearing their bad joke was a bit over the top but then I heard Kevin's joke about piss and I now get it
Surprised no one got killed at the Eden club
* cough * detroitbecomehuman
I'm surprised Kevin's character wasn't killed.
Begining to understand why those Traci's killed if people like that were going in
A fellow deviant, huh?
Dennis Reynolds: The Game
"If you're in my room you're always being filmed"
oh feck, I just lost 18 minutes of my life to this. can't imagine how Kevin must feel.
Oh man, he always finds the most obscure, random games. Don't change, Kevin. Keep playing the weird shit for us lol
7 Sins but I invent 30 more
SirBanana now that’s the most accurate comment. 💗
when i was 10 i thought it was sim game so i played it and boiiii i wish i wasn't
Sims *RATED M FOR MATURE*
I read that as *RATED M FOR FORNITE* and it was the first time I agreed with someone on the internet, now Im sad.
Wtf lol
How does that even happen
"Its ofcourse the only mini-game I fail" haha aah You're such a cutie
6:22 totally accurate about feelings working retail
7 Sins?
More like...
I completed this whole game when I was like 9, I regret nothing.
@Tales Of Comarat 19
@Tales Of Comarat I have a main character from Russian Seinfeld knock off with Killer queen photoshopped behind him as my profile picture. You can't even imagine how many problems I have :D
Роман Залётов edgy
РОМА, НАХУЯ?
I can relate, genuinely
*SMALL LOAN OF $1000*
6th time, sly cooper but I can’t steal anything.
Nroke1 I need kevin to play sly cooper - especially number 1 or 2
"Hey there friends my name is Kevin if you haven't seen yesterday's video is because UA-cam messed up, you can find the link on my Twitter"
"Ok thanks Kevin"
"Or Discord"
Oh hey Kevin🤨
...
Wait a minute! 😅
The real sin is that he washed the dishes while wearing a jacket. Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have wet, soapy sleeves?! He didn't even push them up!
It’s been so long since I’ve laughed so hard! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for being so funny 😂
kevin, reading the on-screen dialogue: "you may ask for money if you desire"
kevin: she just offers money randomly and that seems to turn on my guy
is this his first encounter with a sugar mommy??? i'm wheezing
i've watched the first 30 seconds and I am already scared
I like how he goes to default near T-pose at the end of his dance there, real attention to detail
7 Sins but we know Kevin is going to do more than 7 sins
Dude this game might be even weirder than the McDickie games, and I never thought I'd see something like that.
“The Eden club” *war flashbacks*
"I know the indian from the village popol" almost made me choke
Ah yes, Kevin always plays the most trendy games
We had this but our old PS2 wouldn't play the blue disk, so we just had the creepy game case laying around for ages. Now thanks to Kevin, I can live this missed experience through this video!
3:54 that laugh made my day
I felt that when he said “You’re nice.. you’re awfully stupid, but nice”
"Please don't load a minigame"
*Loading minigame*
"[muffled] SHIT"
Yay! I thought this was delisted! Definitely one of the top 10 CallMeKevin videos
16:30 i laughed so hard when he punched her in the face
-Plays dating game
-"i want to max out the violence meter"
I need to see what's behind that black screen for lust😏
Jk
But seriously who thought this game was a good idea
sex sells..sometimes.
So I know it's been five years, but I hope this helps: SUKS is a parody of Saks 5th Ave, a luxury department store on NYC's 5th Ave. Which makes sense, since the game is in "Apple City", the Big Apple itself, baby!
7 Sins but I failed to find the G-Spot.
"All I had to do was push some buttons!" Man who started the chernobyl incident.
Finally, his themepark and hospital murders have come to haunt him
Fun fact I’ve seen all of this gameplay multiple times and I’m so excited to see Kevin play this hot steaming piss puddle of a game
Please Kevin, don't stop playing these weird games xD
Demonetization: the game
"Failed to find the G-Spot." We've all been there.
7 Sins But It's Super Seducer on steroids
8:40 BETTER THAN HUNIE POP. Btw this is such an obscure ps2 game I'm surprised ANYONE is aware of its existence. Nice job kevo
Hi Kevin love your vids can’t stop wereing your merch
XD I laughed way too hard at the mini games and rage fits. This game is perfect for Kevin
So, this is morally wrong
Evil Zombie115 no u are
need to confess your sins, but your local church is closed because of quarantine? just wash your dishes!
Why are you shocked over her slapping you? You slapped your son on desperate wifes every 2 minutes
Karma Kevin, karma.
0:06 this is the laugh you do when you realise that Bor Ragnarok has taken over the world
Alright then we'll have it your way.
More than 7 sins by CallMeKevin
Way way more than 7 sins.