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- Here’s a look back at how Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, a.k.a. Jarvanka, spent the last four years in the White House. #DailyShow #Jarvanka #Trump
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I can't think of any better representation of spoiled privileged kids
@@GamerBoy-zt7qk
Naw, Hunter is not even
close to being in their Demonic league.
Thiefs?
Oxygen thieves, the lot of them!
Hunter Biden
@@charlottecarlos6296 lmao. You're brainwashed
every dictator installs his family members into positions of power
So do regular corrupt politicians.
Like Vladimir Putin and Wladimir Putin
Billy Beer!
@@gyozakeynsianism best case scenario you're a corrupt politician, worse case a dictator. Win win for a guy claiming he's different than the rest 🙃
Like Hunter Biden
“I’ve read 25 books”
“Jared had aquired a Goosebumps series of knowledge”
LOL
LOL. .. straw man fallacy at ITS BEST. . .
YOU JEALOUS, SALTY BUBS STILL CAN'T GET OVER TRUMP
@@randomhuman97 like you
Her Father wasn't qualified for the job anymore than they were.
Hahaha right!! They all waisted 4 years of our lives
Sadly life isn't always about being qualified....
@@TheInsinuate It is, when it come to the most important position in America. Like everything trump touches it goes up in flames.
Daddy White House didn’t need to check qualification papers
"...a Goosebumps series worth of knowledge." 🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated statement, might need to pick that one up 💀
Honestly though... reading 24 books on the Israeli-Palestine conflict is more than I suspect the average president ever did.
I got a credential for them. It's called a warrant.
@@somesweetguy It would be nice if they did. I would think if they did we all would have gotten a notification of if. I just know that the FBI was looking into them back in December.
Let's have it served, the sooner the better.
Love, love,love me some funny shit thanks
😄
@@somesweetguy 9
I get stupendous “My father is the president, I’m allowed to be here” vibes from Ivanka.
That's been her life up to this point. What do you expect
In six months we're gonna be getting "My daddy got me this secret pardon" vibes from her.
"Jared's like a Swiss-army knife, if all the tools were nail clippers."
Nah, you're not giving him enough credit. He's a much bigger tool than that.
lmao =)) u had me at "bigger tool"
LMAO
Lol...gold.
I'd suggest toe clippers, but he's not that strong.
I loved Ivanka’s “alternative facts” definition for complicit. She tried to sound so deep only to sound stupid. 🤣
You can literally see her stop and think "wait, this bullshit line Jared gave me doesn't make any sense. oh well!" before she pull the trigger on it.
"And other government-y things."
Priceless.
😹😹😹 Totally.
The narrator’s sarcasm has me ON THE FLOOR
"to Ivanka, definitions of words are like tax laws, they're just suggestions." XD
That is how they act huh? Summed it perfectly
Like the pirates code? Just guidelines...
Trump's entire administration was full of grifters, groupies, and ghouls.
YUP thieves that robbed our Nation blind since his indictment I mean inauguration.
Happens when everyone with some competence is fired
@@trembling3674 lets check how much money the trumPETS stole from our country first. First come first serve right.
No FRAUD whatsoever found. No links to China apart from tramps debt and questionable bank account at a closed bank. Yeh lets start there and work our way to all ties between tramp, Russia and Putin.
How about we make tRump pay his taxes and his own way for once in his life considering he's a "self made billionaire" he shouldn't need a penny from anyone he can make those appear out of thin air all on his own.
What a FRAUD and crock. Biggest JOKE of all is fools that believe the lies that are merely deflections meant to throw us all off from the real trail.
He's a crook and a cowardly draft dodger with failure to prove otherwise. It all will come out of the woodwork and he will by one means or another be held fully accountable and left broke and wanting.
@@trembling3674 don't you feel even a little bit weird whatabouting a potential future crime that may or may not happen, v to wash away what the Trumps actually did in 4 years?
*Gropers.
Jared read 25 books... colored most of them too
Thanks for the laugh. I didn't see that coming.
😂😂😂
Hahaha you mean colored by #s 👍👍
@@debbiehallstrom7453 😂😂😂💀
Lmfao love it!
This only happened in the movies before Trump's administration.
@@sylviacanonaco3663 Is there misogyny in the QAnon cult?
@@sylviacanonaco3663 @Sylvia Canaco!,that Marjorie taylor green is just as an Bad & evil Person as former president,in his case better named dictator Donald j Trump,al these Trump’s administration hand puppet,are al just as xenofobe narcistic racistic & facistic & are pure evil bad & acomplice!
@@sylviacanonaco3663 hahaha yeah ok. Good luck with that. You know who is going to end up in jail for serious corruption and abuse of power?? Yeap Little old Donnie boy!!
My vote goes to the "Island retreat off the coast of Manhattan."
Eric Minch I agree 👍
Sounds really relaxing and everyone gets complimentary matching uniforms
I say send them to Alcatraz
@Tenebris Noctis :) Yes.
@@brandonaldaymachuse6669 that's to good for them. What's the name of the place they put the terraria rust? And water bored them. All who sided with trump. (Sorry for the bad spelling)
“What did they accomplish?”
“Yes”
😂
arabs and israel peace?
@@e.g1796 , nah its just "yes"
@@e.g1796 what peace 🤣
@@e.g1796 Peace ;D You just know muricans is so poor after Trump, that they can't get the right infomation anymore.
@@e.g1796 were they at war? No. Are the Palestinians absolutely screwed now? Yes.
Let's have a close look at their tax returns.
Did that tax return scandal from 2012 turn out to be a lie
A lot to be seen from that💁🏾♂️
I see your comments all the time and you always read my mind!! Like father like daughter!!
Tax returns should be the only form of acceptable resumes by employers. That and official state permanent records.
What tax returns?
“Jared Kushner was like a Swiss Army knife...if all the tools were nail clippers!” Hahaahahaha 👏🏽
I still can't understand how Trumpets thought that nepotism wasn't a "swampy” thing to do.
"I still can't understand how Trumpets thought"
Yeah, that's because they didn't and don't.
"I've been studying it for three years."
That's like saying you should put a junior economics major in charge of handling the unemployment crisis.
Love all the goosebumps books! Way out of the reality but gone now!
at least a junior economics major has studied the subject somewhat.
Every time Jared said "rockin'" an angel died.
I could swear there were more hooded priests on my stoner albums a minute ago. 😳
No, it was a Covid patient.
"Just an angel flying through the skies minding it's own business"
"Rocking bullet flies through its chest and it plummets to the ground"
Ivanka is one of Lord Voldemort's horcruxes. That's why she stays so close to him...
🤣😂🤣
Bruhh
Interesting you say that because Jared looks like Tom Riddle when the guy was a teenager
"Jared and Ivanka, we thank you for your service "
......
"Whatever it was" 😂
They all belong in jail. And should never see the light of day again.
They're all pale now, are you sure they've been in the sun? Seriously though they're fish belly white! 🐟💦
@@marlenemcgovern1045 isn't it refreshing to laugh again, it's the last day of the worst four yrs in history. 🥴
That only happens to poor people daily, rich always have an out here in the States...😕
@@salttrader4113 sadly this is almost always true. I'm just hoping they e gone to far and can't get out of it anymore.
@@denisehodges9292
"Worst four yrs in HISTORY", aren't you a little overdramatic pie?
you sure have a fantastic knowledge about American history, let alone world history to say that.
I will NEVER get over them getting security clearances. And that Republicans didn’t have a care in the world about it.
Why? What was their risk to the country? Both worked side by side with the President.
@@rack9458 smort
@@rack9458 because jarad and ivanka cant care less about the country. Their WH mission is to make political connections to benefit their sponsors and the Trump family business. When someone has possession of national secrets and eager to make international friends, they become assets for the foreign power. This is why it is dangerous to implant your family members in power or have conflict of interest.
@@ibmtpx24 Yet Jared negotiated the mid east peace deal. What have you done for your Country?
@@rack9458 do you actually believe Kushner did that? If Obama had appointed his kids to high-paying, nothing-burger jobs, you would have lost your mind.
Alternative title: “Roasting the hell out of Jared and Ivanka” 😂
That’s boring
Ivonka was like a school girl trying to give a definition that she barely studied.
"Ooh okay I know this one... I think... Complicit? Dang it why did it have to be complicit?"
"He was like a Swiss Army Knife...if all the tools were nail clippers." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You need more education to drive a car than to be a presidential advisor! Standards...absent!
Didn't Jared Kushner go to Harvard (I'm not a trump supporter. I just saw a Natalie Portman interview where she said he went to her university)
1 19 21 Hey @@triasha3790, Yes, he did attend Harvard. Posts that I've read said he was an average student & was accepted after his father donated $2.5 million to Havard; play to pay. Hope that may help. Stay safe, keep safe, & be well. v
I believe that to get a drivers license or have kids that people should have to take an IQ test .FAIL the test and you get A BUS PASS and BIRTH CONTROL ...
Same goes for president.
@@anniepibbles443 damn right Annie, say it a little bit louder in order for the people in the back to get the message!
I can’t wait for the Trump Documentaries
I hope justice is swift and severe. See how they like surrendering their babies while they serve time. Crooks.
Ohhhh, good one! I hope we get to see that live on TV.
"Ivanka sold them bags Jared evicted them"
lol
She also used a private email server just like the one that ended Hillary's career. But that's fine. It's totally fine. That she did that.
Yeah totally. Remember if the republicans do it it's ok but if the dems do it it's wrong.
The GOP Double Gold Standard.
@@trembling3674 No she got her daddy to defend the assassination of a Washington Post columnist as a public distraction.
@@trembling3674 Did you? What's with the non sequitur questions? You bored? Get a job.
@@trembling3674 Don't care what you expect. And this is the last scintilla of attention you get from me. Back under your bridge.
Jared looks like he bathes in the blood of the Innocent and saves the still beating hearts for Ivanka. They give me “The Purge: Millionaires hunting Poor People” vibes.
But Q (QAnon) said that government officials drink the blood of children.
"Jared and Ivanka have done more for Jared and Ivanka than any Jared and Ivanka in history."
4 years of making a shit load of money so when her dad bottoms out they are able to jet away and disassociate with the blame
Yep, the 'murican dream right there 😆🙄😢🤮😭😭😭
The person who made this is a legend 😂😂😂
So funny I'm watching it over again I can't see through the years.
You see, to Ivanka, definitions of words are like tax laws: they're just suggestions.
I gagged
The Brooks Brothers “Forever War” collection 😂
Ahh yes, Ivanka and the soulless Mannequin, my favourite Disney story
what about Jared handing out US Visas to Chinese investors who bought into his real estate scam?
The video would be longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy if they listed every grift.
correct...the list is long......
the parents were pardoned a week or so ago.... burn with the flame of hate...wthell are these people doing stealing americas future? selling vaccines? florida seems to be where you can buy a vaccine... wthell are they doing
My grandmom always told me to laugh so not to cry. Thanks for helping us laugh!
Lmfao all of Ivanka’s line is now sitting in a Goodwill 😂
Trump is finally leaving, one of the most happiest days in my life.
Ditto, 👍
I was worried I might not live until tomorrow. Looks like I can celebrate. It feels very much like D Day, and out of chaos, something good might happen. Problems ahead, I'm not delusional, but hope we can face them with some intelligence.
But they are going to Florida
You’ve lived through so much!!!
@@bholmes5490 I feel worse things forming on your horizon. Good. Luck.
“Perhaps a island retreat off the coast of Manhattan”.... shows rikers island😂😂😂
If they're lucky, they'll get an ocean side view.
That’s the joke.
@@brainix I'm pretty sure they know that was the joke? They were just laughing at it
@@ciararara4759 exactly!!!
That's exactly where they should go.
I absolutely love the fact that they used Modest Mussorgsky's "Promenade 1" from "Pictures at an Exhibition" at 4:46. That music is perfect for the scene.
On Netflix there a documentary in which Jared is mentioned for his criminal mafia business tactics...
What's the documentary called?
@@veteransforequality7347 I think it's called "rotten". It's a series where they deal on several topics, Jared appears in the episod about criminal practices in the property business. I think the program was made before Trump was elected president.
@@pascalpoussin1209 gotcha, thanks
@@veteransforequality7347 Dirty Money. The Slum Lord millionaire episode is about Jared.
Their social calenders will be clear for a long time to come.
True 🤣😂
While their court calendars will be oddly full. 🏛
Unless they relocate to Saudi
Hopefully forever
Only if the brand goes bankrupt. Don't buy from these people, at any cost.
Conflict of Interest is foreign to this administration.
Conflict of Interest was the #1 criteria for a cabinet position in the Trump crime family regime.
You must never heard of joe Biden
@@fromthesouth1072 Your guy lost, as he should have. Suck it up and live with it. Or not, actually; I'm sure we can do without you.
@@fromthesouth1072 no, heard of the Trump family though
@@ericminch 🌹
That video was hysterical..."and other govern-menty things."
This would be hilarious if it wasn't the American government
Exactly
"We will run the country like a business. _Our_ business."
Exactly.
That's what I have said, from the beginning. And that's what was so upsetting! Good riddance. I feel bad for Floridians. New York didn't want him nor his family. 😆😆😆 That's WHY they're all moving to Florida and making it their main resident. They know better! 😆
Trump did run up the national debt like it was one of his businesses. Unfortunately, we have to actually pay it back.
US is not an Israeli colony?
@@user-fz3is7ie4w what are you implying?
Just as bad as their dad
No different than the Bidens.
dads.....don't forget old man Kushner. He had is own grift that landed him in the Big House.
@@stopthecrazyguy9948 but got pardon by son in laws father in law. Go figure that out? 🙄
Just as bad as their DADS!!!
In some ways worse
And to think that "Idiocracy" was a comedy film before Dump and a documentary afterwards. Wow what a bunch of bottom feeders.
It’s got electrolytes!
"Goosebumps??"😂😂😂😂😂
I wished they had mentioned the $3k a month we have to pay for their secret service to use their neighbor's bathroom.
They have credentials, USA's best grifters.
Jarvanka for President 2024!!!! Make Us Rich Again!!!
I don't know about that. They're not even good grifters!😂😂
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Whatsapp him 🤘
@@breannajones3980 The line is "busy". Can't tell if it's legit.
GREAT stuff Trevor and team.!!
"Science stuff, governmenty things"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOL
Let the investigations begin!
They said you were high class. That was just a lie.
well they certainly ain’t friends of mine
They ain't nothing but hound dogs.
They ain't no friends of mine.
Elvis would love this. Trump's a hound dog who's finally going to GET PISSED ON In prison.
Money really can’t pay for class lol
How did the Hound Dogs get into this mess ?
They are honest and very loyal beings !!!! Look at their sad and loving eyes. They won't hurt you or anyone else.
DON'T TRUST PEOPLE !!!
Trust yourself and GOD !!!!!
The "king of Carnage " has left the building...
The whole family has a weird way of holding their lips, it's like when they were supposed to learn to smile, they were taught smirking instead. And when they talk, their mouths remain lower on their faces compared to how a normally animated face would move.
The Rikkers Island joke killed me. I did not see it coming. Thank God I wasn't drinking something. Lol. 😂
Hahaha "No Credentials Necessary." 🤣👍
Complicit (adj.): "Involved with others in an illegal activity or wrongdoing."
Ah yes, now I see why Ivanka is complicit.
Dear Desi, you are one pf the best Louisville and Kentucky ladies ever, and there have been many.
Jared looks like that creepy bad guy in a horror movie
He looks like a Nazi
With a building labelled 666. For real.
Psychopaths are not that hard to recognize once you know them for a while.
You mean like "The Boy"
Ewura Auka 😂😂😂
..."But what did they accomplish?: YES"
Biggest laugh all year😂😂😂
Thanks for posting; f***ing hilarious!
The concluding line though..😂😂
Jared and Ivanka, we thank you for your service, whatever it was. 🤣🤣🤣
tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day. we have a new president and vice president with so much diversity that people without a voice, just got one.❤️🤍💙
Out focus isn't on diversity. It's on issues.
@@X2LR8 yes and people with a voice who understand issues just got a voice to express to others who don't have one.
@@hevenzgaming In this day and age everyone has voices. It's not 1950
Amen!!
@@hevenzgaming Exactly!!
“We thank you for your [self] service”
Thank you for your service.
How to make Jared lose his mind? Put "My heart belongs to daddy" on repeat.
“Jared was like a Swiss Army Knife, if only all the tools were nail clippers.”
I’ll never forget the first time we all heard Jared voice for the 1st time. 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱
And his building in NY. Bears the adr. 666.
Urrghh he literally sounds like that one bratty kid in Poli Sci class who wants to be a "devil's advocate"
This is absolutely the best bit of powerful Truth that all Americans need to see!!! Thank you!!💓💓✌️✌️✌️
Desi and Roy Wood Jr. segments are consistently good. Great stuff.
best one yet trevor, love!!!
Playing “The Great Gate of Kiev” by Mussorgsky (a Russian composer) while asking where they might go next is a fantastic touch.
I want to know which designers continued to dress their family as they shamelessly robbed the tax payers while doing nothing good for them.
Good question. Dont forget the companies helping trump financially and Facebook spreading fascist propaganda.
@@martinmoller4947 Social Media is a cesspit? No way!
This is my first belly laugh 4 today!!! Thank you so much sharing...and the woman that narrates this is hilarious! Lmao in R.I. Peace
Well done ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🥇
_"[Jared] has an entire 'Goosebumps' series worth of knowledge"_
Jared: "I've read 25 books on geese and can confirm...they have no bumps. They're called 'feathers'. F E A T H E R S!"
🤣
Well as far as geese do, he’s correct.... as for what we experienced anytime the family was mentioned? Goosebumps to IBS
Time left until Adolf leaves office
0 days
16 hours
1006 minutes
60384 seconds
And counting down!
Are we there yet?
@@earthdweller5136 As an ancient parent that put a huge grin on my face! Thank you! From the UK I hope all goes smoothly tomorrow and your future will be brighter. Stay safe please.
Are we there yet?
I hope they have to take him out in handcuffs or a straight jacket or BOTH! LOL! And they broadcast it live on TV! LOL! I'd pay to see that!!!! LMFAO!!!
This report on Jared & Ivanka was spectacularly a zillion times spot on. I never understood how Jared got his position & actually stayed in them. They excell at being Grifters.
Now that the grease sludge has vacated our WH, I suggest that the remaining employees COUNT THE SILVERWARE.
“LOCK HER UP”! And Ivanka too. 😁
Jarvanka for President 2024!!!! Make US Rich Again!!!
That last comment at 4:46 "an island retreat of the coast of Manhattan", and then showing Rikers Island was hilarious!
She was not djt advisor, she was his comfort female.
Remember Jared said the PPE was the federal government's only and not for the states😂😅🤣😂😅🤣
The Kardashians of the White House.
Perfect analogy.
Schedule for tomorrow January 20th .. Clean the “House” and take the trash out .. and party time 🥳
I had to watch this twice ..this was so funny and true to the bone.
Ivanka Trump hunting for business deals when Donald Trump was representing the US in conventions looked unprofessional and petty.
This is some funny ass shit. Love it. After these last four years I really, really needed a laugh. Thank you
I will always cherish the memory of them looking like creepy ass ghosts through the window of the balcony.
If being complicit is being a force for good, then I’m complicit? 😂
my all-time favorite Ivanka moment. every time i see it i go: Yeah, nice try but no, didn't work
Please, keep these hilariously true videos coming! Thank you. We all need to laugh after that experience