Lol the random town wars between npcs was always the best entertainment in this game. Used to have a mod with a spell called "mass frenzy" which set everyone on fire, unepipt all their gear, and made them flee upon sight. Was hilarious watching folks go insane on the Imperial streets in the buff, while on fire...then once the spell wore off, they would commit random acts of violence causing an all out brawl. Even funnier was tossing out one random enchanted blade that was op...and watching the unarmed npcs sprint at it and take one another out for it, just to eventually be put down by a guard, who then acts surprised at all the dead bodies, but fully witnessed the ensuing carnage.
Reminds me of when I duplicated a load of sigil stones in an inn. I had moved on from doing that and fast traveled back to that inn and entered for whatever reason. I saw the innkeeper had quite a bit of gold on them and I don’t think they were important to any quests so I thought I’d kill them and put them in a funky position amongst the Sigil Stones that were piled up in there. I looked around and saw it was only the Innkeeper. So I snuck up and killed them, then I heard, “Someone’s been murdered.” I was detected… by who? I looked around again, no one, then I saw a shadow move near a wall. The NPC had clipped through the wall via Sigil Stones and had witnessed the murder and I couldn’t kill him. Good times.
7:34 АХАХАХАХААХАХАХАХ Стражник же записку от Глартира прочитал, почему они с чуваком из тёмного братства начали драться, а потом вообще резню устроили 😭😭😭
Just imagine You report someone for conspiracy to murder to the local guards. They go to deal with the situation. Suddenly, an assassin appears out of nowhere and begins to attack. The conspirator begins attacking his target in the chaos. His target fights back. More guards arrive at the scene to take care of the assassin. The scuffle grows as random civilians begin entering the fray. The assassin is killed, but the conspirator remains. In the absolute madness unfolding before you, the guards, in their haste, begin slashing at random bystanders to get to the conspirator. The conspirator is killed, but the guards are in a feeding frenzy. The civilians flee to the chapel, seeking refuge from the assault of the local law enforcement. The guards do not relent. They surge into the chapel as a mob, one of them fucking clotheslines the target of the murder conspirator from before, sending them soaring through a stained glass window on the opposite end of the church. The congregation panics, assuming the guards are attacking criminals and begin to attack the civilians being slaughtered wholesale by the mindless killing machines that are the guards. As blood and violence fills the walls of this holy place, you are suddenly approached by a deep-voiced man with a youthful potato face. "You choose to share your time with me? You humble me!" he meekly says to you, barely heard over the sound of steel slicing through flesh and bone as a literal sea of enraged guards encapsulate him. Suddenly, the guards kill their last victim and the echoing cacophony of warfare is over. Their bloodlust sated, they leave the chapel. As you leave, you hear one of them ask "How can I help you?" As you approach one of the guards and ask them about the situation, the guard simply replies "Sad story, but at least we stopped him in time thanks to you!" And walks away with an arrow embedded in his back. Or at least the air three feet behind his back. I mean this would never actually happen, but could you imagine?
Delos Fandas: after telling the Hero of Kvatch about the Imperial City I have no reason to talk to you. Hero of Kvatch: *Hello darkness, my old friend*
Bounty: 2023 Missed the mark a bit there, but that's probably from it being a bit of an older recording That last clip though... that was definitely something
Fighting 7 bears with his bare fists, what a true legend
With his Bare hands too, impressive
and he's so nonchalant about it too lmao
. "Damn bears..."
He had too much to bear.
He was so casual yet mildly annoyed about it too!
The "You have the hands of a healer" bit had me cracking up
Nearly died laughing at 8:22. She flew so far!
That was a good yeet
Straight to Akatosh
When you cast too many feather spells 😂
"To Weynon Priory with you!"
Skyrim engine has the same thing but less strong lmao
1:46 "Stop! You violated the wall."
the laws of physics
The Night's Wall
0:05
"Something I can help you with?"
"Uh...Someone behind you might need your help."
HMPH!
9:30 perfectly placed location for your channel's icon lol
For real lol
Just wanted to say, that's clever
2:21 "How nice! It's just what I wanted" said the prisoner, burning alive in lava
8:30 That's the sound of Oblivion 😂
There's no beauty than watching a mass brawl in crowded city of Oblivion.
No but it's funny
5:56 Sheogorath had dinner here yesterday.
This channel has become the equivalent of UA-cam Kids for adults, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Well said
Well met.
*Then pay with your blood*
These just keep getting better.
It just works
Oblivion does some of the work for these but you've got a knack for making funny situations. And your comedic timing and edits are fantastic
You have my thanks, citizen.
*Gets mauled to death by 9 bears*
“Damn bears 😤😒”
5:35 bro you fucking disassembled him
3:43 he took those 3 arrows to the chest like a champ 🤣
He so praises light armour, so can't complain.
Boromir style
1:02 - the startled camera movement when you realise you're being watched 🤣😂🤣😂
There's also someone moving at mach 2 in the water, right before he loots the body 😂
That giant fight in Skingrad was gold lmao, Martin will be even more pissed than usual at your shenanigans
I'll never get over the male breton high pitched scream when they're attacked
Bernadette falling slowly in front of a beautiful stain glass window is so poetic :')
1:48
Ah, it's good to see the walls of Cheydinhal again."
*"Stop! You violated the law!"*
violated the law of physics right there.
The left and right jabs on the large group of bears at 5:00 has be absolutely rolling on the floor laughing 😭😭
4:55 this looked like a perfect Guy Ritchie movie stop-frame "you might be thinking how I ended up in this situation?"
Lmao
6:03 so that’s how you sacrifice yourself to sheogorath
0:44 Oh Areldil of the lake, what is your wisdom?
3:41 yeah, I’m not buying armor from you, Maro
The guy took three arrows through the heart and didn't even flinch, I trust that armor with my life!
Oblivion will forever be the best god damn meme game of all time.
Skyrim: Hold my mead!
1:13 finishing what umaril started😂 😂
8:58 "Whew that was crazy! Right I'm heading to the tavern, y'all coming with me?"
8:21 well ain't that a clown show and a half.
Lol the random town wars between npcs was always the best entertainment in this game. Used to have a mod with a spell called "mass frenzy" which set everyone on fire, unepipt all their gear, and made them flee upon sight. Was hilarious watching folks go insane on the Imperial streets in the buff, while on fire...then once the spell wore off, they would commit random acts of violence causing an all out brawl. Even funnier was tossing out one random enchanted blade that was op...and watching the unarmed npcs sprint at it and take one another out for it, just to eventually be put down by a guard, who then acts surprised at all the dead bodies, but fully witnessed the ensuing carnage.
The guards head popping onto his back then he proceeds to start yelling at you...hilarious.
Reminds me of when I duplicated a load of sigil stones in an inn. I had moved on from doing that and fast traveled back to that inn and entered for whatever reason. I saw the innkeeper had quite a bit of gold on them and I don’t think they were important to any quests so I thought I’d kill them and put them in a funky position amongst the Sigil Stones that were piled up in there.
I looked around and saw it was only the Innkeeper. So I snuck up and killed them, then I heard, “Someone’s been murdered.” I was detected… by who? I looked around again, no one, then I saw a shadow move near a wall. The NPC had clipped through the wall via Sigil Stones and had witnessed the murder and I couldn’t kill him.
Good times.
2:11
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!"
"How nice! It's just what I wanted."
Oblivion never gets old
3:28 lmao what the hell happened to him?? xD
those last two bears running into frame at the last second always gets me lmao
Damn bears... Going to run me out of Shardock at this rate..
You may not like it, but this is what peak elder scrolls performance looks like.
*Fucking murders someone in cold blood*
*GASP*
"Oh my goodness! excuse me, are you alright?"
7:34
АХАХАХАХААХАХАХАХ Стражник же записку от Глартира прочитал, почему они с чуваком из тёмного братства начали драться, а потом вообще резню устроили 😭😭😭
обливион момент 💀
I can't eat my breakfast without watching Oblivion videos
"Murder...!"
"Okay, guess who I am!"
"You uave the hands of a healer!" *punches the farm tool back to a plantation owned by House Dres*
00:56 when my father tells me to speakout and don't be afraid.
0:51 perfect illusion of an insurance scam, oblivion was so ahead of its time
02:35 the way he looks at the cameraman 😆
Just imagine
You report someone for conspiracy to murder to the local guards. They go to deal with the situation.
Suddenly, an assassin appears out of nowhere and begins to attack. The conspirator begins attacking his target in the chaos. His target fights back.
More guards arrive at the scene to take care of the assassin. The scuffle grows as random civilians begin entering the fray.
The assassin is killed, but the conspirator remains. In the absolute madness unfolding before you, the guards, in their haste, begin slashing at random bystanders to get to the conspirator.
The conspirator is killed, but the guards are in a feeding frenzy. The civilians flee to the chapel, seeking refuge from the assault of the local law enforcement.
The guards do not relent. They surge into the chapel as a mob, one of them fucking clotheslines the target of the murder conspirator from before, sending them soaring through a stained glass window on the opposite end of the church.
The congregation panics, assuming the guards are attacking criminals and begin to attack the civilians being slaughtered wholesale by the mindless killing machines that are the guards.
As blood and violence fills the walls of this holy place, you are suddenly approached by a deep-voiced man with a youthful potato face. "You choose to share your time with me? You humble me!" he meekly says to you, barely heard over the sound of steel slicing through flesh and bone as a literal sea of enraged guards encapsulate him.
Suddenly, the guards kill their last victim and the echoing cacophony of warfare is over. Their bloodlust sated, they leave the chapel.
As you leave, you hear one of them ask "How can I help you?"
As you approach one of the guards and ask them about the situation, the guard simply replies "Sad story, but at least we stopped him in time thanks to you!" And walks away with an arrow embedded in his back. Or at least the air three feet behind his back.
I mean this would never actually happen, but could you imagine?
Delos Fandas: after telling the Hero of Kvatch about the Imperial City I have no reason to talk to you.
Hero of Kvatch: *Hello darkness, my old friend*
You punching people to another dimension will never get old lol
If everyone is weird, nothing is weird
0:07 perfect schrodinger's cat representation
1:12 she will remember that.
"you have the hands of a healer"
"BARGH--!"
I like how the chapel priests were involved in a random city guard brawl in the streets
Good to see the healers appreciate you drumming up custom.
Right when I needed this.
has to be the funniest game of all time
“Night mother, I beg your mercy!”
And Martin be like: yeah I may be the emperor to be and the Bruma's getting attacked but WAIT DID THAT GUARD JUST TOUCH THAT GUY?
Now u don't have to imagine what they have done with fallout, quake etc.
First guard does a Superman entrance only to ask the wrong person😂
Guard at the beginning must have gotten his hands on Icarian Flight Scroll...
Oh my lord!! THAT GUARD JUST DISEMBLED LIKE ... well... me
Bounty: 2023
Missed the mark a bit there, but that's probably from it being a bit of an older recording
That last clip though... that was definitely something
The guard talking to the black horse courier guy...his arms are Inside his torso when he says "You have my ear, Citizen." 😮
Best content on youtube ❤❤❤
(Martin stares during complete chaos) woah thats crazy....anyways....('IVE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!!" AAAAAGGHHH!") .........
Love you elder mer and your magnificent work....... STOP RIGHT THERE
So the adoring fan at the end was actually Elder Mer (some beggar started talking right when camera shifted towards the fan).
5:55 CHEESE FOR EVERYONE 🧀🧀🧀
8:54 - As I understood it, it was all Martin's fault
Night Mother, i beg your Oomphfh!!!
Damn bears... these pests really annoy me.
Radiant AI: It Just Works!
1:04 by the gods! How could you do such a thing?
5:30 IS WAY TOO MUCH
1:30 the gauntlets look real
9:22-9:38 a regular Skingrad arrow is on duty
3:37 You don't have to buy armour from Maro Rufus when your armour is Maro Rufus 🤔
I love this oblivion comoilations i hope you make more content like this 👍
God I fucking love this shit
I see no reason to talk to you.
I need to use that at work
this makes my brain feel good
Most normal Oblivion video.
Radiant AI is the most advanced system ever created.
“Who’s laughing now?”
Enjoy your stay here. .. Leave! I'm warning you, get out or I'll call the guards.
You have the hands of a healer.
My oblivion playtime: 0
My oblivion watchtime: 9999+
Wish Beth would remaster this complete with the weird phyics
What you can do in this game is bonkers lol
Memes. We need more memes. Can't have enough memes.
8:21 She lost her breath!! 🤣
Just the base campiness of this game is I miss when playing Skyrim, it takes itself so seriously it needed more Cicero
This shit has me in tears
Can anyone explain the floating arrow behind the guard at the end?? Freaking hilarious
5:00 White girls after playing Baldur's Gate 3 and choosing bears
4:14 ahahahahahaha
Oblivion is the best content creation framework that ever was😎
I love oblivion