Reminds me of when I duplicated a load of sigil stones in an inn. I had moved on from doing that and fast traveled back to that inn and entered for whatever reason. I saw the innkeeper had quite a bit of gold on them and I don’t think they were important to any quests so I thought I’d kill them and put them in a funky position amongst the Sigil Stones that were piled up in there. I looked around and saw it was only the Innkeeper. So I snuck up and killed them, then I heard, “Someone’s been murdered.” I was detected… by who? I looked around again, no one, then I saw a shadow move near a wall. The NPC had clipped through the wall via Sigil Stones and had witnessed the murder and I couldn’t kill him. Good times.
Lol the random town wars between npcs was always the best entertainment in this game. Used to have a mod with a spell called "mass frenzy" which set everyone on fire, unepipt all their gear, and made them flee upon sight. Was hilarious watching folks go insane on the Imperial streets in the buff, while on fire...then once the spell wore off, they would commit random acts of violence causing an all out brawl. Even funnier was tossing out one random enchanted blade that was op...and watching the unarmed npcs sprint at it and take one another out for it, just to eventually be put down by a guard, who then acts surprised at all the dead bodies, but fully witnessed the ensuing carnage.
Bounty: 2023 Missed the mark a bit there, but that's probably from it being a bit of an older recording That last clip though... that was definitely something
that place near Imperial city with the boat and the village is where the most bizzarre stuff is happening, they should never have added it to the game just to be safe
Fighting 7 bears with his bare fists, what a true legend
With his Bare hands too, impressive
and he's so nonchalant about it too lmao
. "Damn bears..."
He had too much to bear.
He was so casual yet mildly annoyed about it too!
The "You have the hands of a healer" bit had me cracking up
He means healing your anger by punching people.
This channel has become the equivalent of UA-cam Kids for adults, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Well said
Well met.
*Then pay with your blood*
I've heard others say the same.
I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
There's no beauty than watching a mass brawl in crowded city of Oblivion.
No but it's funny
Nearly died laughing at 8:22. She flew so far!
That was a good yeet
Straight to Akatosh
When you cast too many feather spells 😂
"To Weynon Priory with you!"
Skyrim engine has the same thing but less strong lmao
9:30 perfectly placed location for your channel's icon lol
For real lol
Just wanted to say, that's clever
1:46 "Stop! You violated the wall."
the laws of physics
The Night's Wall
8:30 That's the sound of Oblivion 😂
0:05
"Something I can help you with?"
"Uh...Someone behind you might need your help."
HMPH!
These just keep getting better.
It just works
Oblivion does some of the work for these but you've got a knack for making funny situations. And your comedic timing and edits are fantastic
You have my thanks, citizen.
2:21 "How nice! It's just what I wanted" said the prisoner, burning alive in lava
That giant fight in Skingrad was gold lmao, Martin will be even more pissed than usual at your shenanigans
3:43 he took those 3 arrows to the chest like a champ 🤣
He so praises light armour, so can't complain.
Boromir style
5:56 Sheogorath had dinner here yesterday.
I'll never get over the male breton high pitched scream when they're attacked
1:02 - the startled camera movement when you realise you're being watched 🤣😂🤣😂
There's also someone moving at mach 2 in the water, right before he loots the body 😂
Bernadette falling slowly in front of a beautiful stain glass window is so poetic :')
“You’re outmatched, elf!” Always goes hard 🔥 an amazing taunt
5:35 bro you fucking disassembled him
Oblivion will forever be the best god damn meme game of all time.
Skyrim: Hold my mead!
@@highlyopinionated5611love Skyrim but it doesn’t hold a candle to ES5 memery 😂
4:55 this looked like a perfect Guy Ritchie movie stop-frame "you might be thinking how I ended up in this situation?"
Lmao
1:48
Ah, it's good to see the walls of Cheydinhal again."
*"Stop! You violated the law!"*
violated the law of physics right there.
The guards head popping onto his back then he proceeds to start yelling at you...hilarious.
Reminds me of when I duplicated a load of sigil stones in an inn. I had moved on from doing that and fast traveled back to that inn and entered for whatever reason. I saw the innkeeper had quite a bit of gold on them and I don’t think they were important to any quests so I thought I’d kill them and put them in a funky position amongst the Sigil Stones that were piled up in there.
I looked around and saw it was only the Innkeeper. So I snuck up and killed them, then I heard, “Someone’s been murdered.” I was detected… by who? I looked around again, no one, then I saw a shadow move near a wall. The NPC had clipped through the wall via Sigil Stones and had witnessed the murder and I couldn’t kill him.
Good times.
*Gets mauled to death by 9 bears*
“Damn bears 😤😒”
Oblivion never gets old
0:44 Oh Areldil of the lake, what is your wisdom?
3:41 yeah, I’m not buying armor from you, Maro
The guy took three arrows through the heart and didn't even flinch, I trust that armor with my life!
8:21 well ain't that a clown show and a half.
You may not like it, but this is what peak elder scrolls performance looks like.
6:03 so that’s how you sacrifice yourself to sheogorath
those last two bears running into frame at the last second always gets me lmao
Damn bears... Going to run me out of Shardock at this rate..
1:13 finishing what umaril started😂 😂
The left and right jabs on the large group of bears at 5:00 has be absolutely rolling on the floor laughing 😭😭
I can't eat my breakfast without watching Oblivion videos
If everyone is weird, nothing is weird
3:28 lmao what the hell happened to him?? xD
2:11
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!"
"How nice! It's just what I wanted."
02:35 the way he looks at the cameraman 😆
"You uave the hands of a healer!" *punches the farm tool back to a plantation owned by House Dres*
Lol the random town wars between npcs was always the best entertainment in this game. Used to have a mod with a spell called "mass frenzy" which set everyone on fire, unepipt all their gear, and made them flee upon sight. Was hilarious watching folks go insane on the Imperial streets in the buff, while on fire...then once the spell wore off, they would commit random acts of violence causing an all out brawl. Even funnier was tossing out one random enchanted blade that was op...and watching the unarmed npcs sprint at it and take one another out for it, just to eventually be put down by a guard, who then acts surprised at all the dead bodies, but fully witnessed the ensuing carnage.
You punching people to another dimension will never get old lol
"Murder...!"
"Okay, guess who I am!"
Good to see the healers appreciate you drumming up custom.
8:58 "Whew that was crazy! Right I'm heading to the tavern, y'all coming with me?"
0:51 perfect illusion of an insurance scam, oblivion was so ahead of its time
I like how the chapel priests were involved in a random city guard brawl in the streets
Guard at the beginning must have gotten his hands on Icarian Flight Scroll...
*Fucking murders someone in cold blood*
*GASP*
"Oh my goodness! excuse me, are you alright?"
has to be the funniest game of all time
Radiant AI: It Just Works!
"You have the hands of a healer."
*Punches a guy into TES 6"
Now u don't have to imagine what they have done with fallout, quake etc.
00:56 when my father tells me to speakout and don't be afraid.
"you have the hands of a healer"
"BARGH--!"
Right when I needed this.
0:07 perfect schrodinger's cat representation
First guard does a Superman entrance only to ask the wrong person😂
Bounty: 2023
Missed the mark a bit there, but that's probably from it being a bit of an older recording
That last clip though... that was definitely something
5:55 CHEESE FOR EVERYONE 🧀🧀🧀
So the adoring fan at the end was actually Elder Mer (some beggar started talking right when camera shifted towards the fan).
Best content on youtube ❤❤❤
The guard talking to the black horse courier guy...his arms are Inside his torso when he says "You have my ear, Citizen." 😮
Love you elder mer and your magnificent work....... STOP RIGHT THERE
What the hell even happened here? It started off fine and slowly become complete utter chaos. 😂 6:41
this makes my brain feel good
1:12 she will remember that.
I love this oblivion comoilations i hope you make more content like this 👍
Radiant AI is the most advanced system ever created.
“Who’s laughing now?”
the BEST defense, it's HIM, Maro Rufus!
I see no reason to talk to you.
I need to use that at work
Wish Beth would remaster this complete with the weird phyics
What you can do in this game is bonkers lol
Memes. We need more memes. Can't have enough memes.
Night Mother, i beg your Oomphfh!!!
You have the hands of a healer.
3:37 You don't have to buy armour from Maro Rufus when your armour is Maro Rufus 🤔
1:30 the gauntlets look real
2:08 Cool to see Timothy Dalton hanging out in the hot tub
8:54 - As I understood it, it was all Martin's fault
Thx dude/dudet, Ur content never disappoints
My oblivion playtime: 0
My oblivion watchtime: 9999+
Just the base campiness of this game is I miss when playing Skyrim, it takes itself so seriously it needed more Cicero
Damn bears... these pests really annoy me.
Enjoy your stay here. .. Leave! I'm warning you, get out or I'll call the guards.
God I fucking love this shit
No one:
Master Neloth when he's bored: 5:32
9:22-9:38 a regular Skingrad arrow is on duty
8:21 She lost her breath!! 🤣
There is always more content somehow
4:14 ahahahahahaha
Can anyone explain the floating arrow behind the guard at the end?? Freaking hilarious
Damn bears....
I love oblivion
5:30 IS WAY TOO MUCH
*5:33* TF was dat spell✋😭🤣
that place near Imperial city with the boat and the village is where the most bizzarre stuff is happening, they should never have added it to the game just to be safe
This shit has me in tears