I Ordered a Pizza Using only The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

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  • @danieljohnson9225
    @danieljohnson9225 2 роки тому +3165

    This is what good youtube used to be: Short, to the point, man made horrors beyond my comprehension

    • @rosakruh5538
      @rosakruh5538 2 роки тому +7

      i watched this video..

    • @DevotedDisciple-x
      @DevotedDisciple-x 2 роки тому +9

      Rosa Kruh And now we're watching you...

    • @tanner882
      @tanner882 2 роки тому +3

      So this ISNT the Meta Verse tho right? 🤔

    • @infowarzz
      @infowarzz 2 роки тому

      Yeah imagine if things stayed the same…

    • @viktorviktormusic
      @viktorviktormusic 2 роки тому

      yeah it was better when it was for fun and not for views...but humans have to make a profit from everything until it's milked to death...oh sorry for the dark turn.. :D

  • @SumOrange.
    @SumOrange. 2 роки тому +4172

    I love how he wasn't concerned with entering his credit card info but extremely worried about corrupting his main save

    • @jacobrager2623
      @jacobrager2623 2 роки тому +251

      first world gamer problems

    • @PogGamerMan
      @PogGamerMan 2 роки тому +80

      You can use websites like privacy to make a burner credit card, so he could have done that. Also, with privacy you can set up limits on a card so it can't be used past a certain point

    • @thatguynar
      @thatguynar 2 роки тому +147

      @@PogGamerMan I know an ad when I hear one

    • @boogsavvy
      @boogsavvy 2 роки тому +81

      @@PogGamerMan sponsored by privacy

    • @patio87
      @patio87 2 роки тому +29

      He could have just copied and renamed the save file in windows explorer and use that, but that would take a computer science degree to pull off.

  • @SleepyHooman
    @SleepyHooman 2 роки тому +3045

    When you attack the pizza guy in the oblivion mod, the guard lets you pay off your bounty for 50 coins, but really it just takes $50 out of your bank account

  • @305backup
    @305backup 5 місяців тому +632

    Him: "I left my wallet in the car"
    Delivery person: "Then pay with your blood!"

    • @elis7081
      @elis7081 4 місяці тому +7

      "and no gold to pay your fine, hmmm? To the lockup then!"

    • @blurryface9910
      @blurryface9910 4 місяці тому +1

      *dies*
      C Engineer: "Tutorial Completed..."

  • @totallynotcass7732
    @totallynotcass7732 2 роки тому +1832

    The scary part about this is that it makes me feel like there could be a bug where it just orders a pizza without you telling it to

    • @Trashloot
      @Trashloot 2 роки тому +262

      Especially because there was no confirmation or two factor authentication involved o.O

    • @deadbodybaby1
      @deadbodybaby1 2 роки тому +12

      Hell YES

    • @raygram124
      @raygram124 2 роки тому +51

      That sounds like an overall positive thing

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 2 роки тому +61

      that's not a bug that's a feature

    • @eggshapedisraelioperative6317
      @eggshapedisraelioperative6317 2 роки тому +52

      This is so incredibly sus lmao. If this is a scam, I can only applaud the author for their creativity

  • @faceless2302
    @faceless2302 2 роки тому +1908

    I was expecting this to be "I ordered pizza using only Oblivion NPC dialogue responses played out loud into a phone call order" but what I got was better

    • @deadbodybaby1
      @deadbodybaby1 2 роки тому +43

      No this is not better than a perfect idea

    • @YangKoeteVODs
      @YangKoeteVODs 2 роки тому +17

      I thought this'd be like Sheogorath orders Pizza, but this works too.

    • @contramachina354
      @contramachina354 Рік тому +11

      I was expecting him to have used sounds from the game as well. I know the possibilities are almost endless when it comes to modding Bethesda games, but this was a pleasant surprise. Amazing!

    • @BurningSovereign
      @BurningSovereign 4 місяці тому +8

      Exactly what I was expecting

    • @drivebypoet
      @drivebypoet 4 місяці тому +4

      Me too.

  • @brittlespy9083
    @brittlespy9083 2 роки тому +274

    I swear I must’ve died in 2013 and my time on the internet is just what’s left of my dying brain squeezing out what’s left of the grey matter into some random crap and none of this is real…

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 місяців тому +14

      It definitely feels that way. We be living in a simulation

    • @drivethrupoet
      @drivethrupoet 5 місяців тому +13

      2012

    • @itsdrgrandpa
      @itsdrgrandpa 4 місяці тому +2

      truly incredible how...specific it can be sometimes. I'm right here with ya

    • @MrBaronCabron
      @MrBaronCabron 4 місяці тому +4

      I feel this way all the time. I'll read or see something so ridiculous I'm just like...my brain definitely just made this up and projected it onto my reality.

    • @aliasart7485
      @aliasart7485 4 місяці тому +1

      Is this why schizophrenia rates are through the roof? Reality changes so fast we can't emotionally or mentally cope with the changes?

  • @drawingofwario9402
    @drawingofwario9402 2 роки тому +985

    that is dangerous attacking that man who has the power to make a $1k dominoes order with ur card on a whim

    • @wawa6711
      @wawa6711 5 місяців тому +75

      That's actually scary lmao like if you fucked with the NPC it could be coded to order a fuck ton of pizza

    • @refl3x540
      @refl3x540 5 місяців тому +26

      @@wawa6711 could call a swat team to your location for attacking him

    • @KN9595
      @KN9595 4 місяці тому +19

      @@refl3x540Calling in the irl guards

    • @Pheoniex
      @Pheoniex 4 місяці тому

      @@wawa6711 Funniest most depressing 'virus' ever.

  • @Firestrait
    @Firestrait 2 роки тому +445

    I'll be honest I was thinking this was going to be a video of someone using an Oblivion soundboard to order a pizza from somewhere but using a mod to order a real pizza while in-game is way more ridiculous and amazing than I ever could have imagined. Like that's a real sentence that isn't just nonsense, "I spoke to the pizza guard in Oblivion and Domino's delivered it to me" if I had said that out loud prior to watching this video I would have been arrested

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 4 місяці тому +1

      blizzard had a really funny april fools joke where they had fake patch notes for World of Warcraft saying that you could do something like this
      the joke feature was called “pandaren express” and would have allowed you to order chinese food using an in-game shop

  • @waldevv
    @waldevv 2 роки тому +255

    I was expecting some kind of Oblivion soundboard being used on the phone, but of course with it being a Bethesda game someone actually made something like this work

    • @sacredxgeometry
      @sacredxgeometry 2 роки тому

      I'll do it

    • @queenannsrevenge100
      @queenannsrevenge100 2 роки тому +5

      Me too - I was expecting a “Deckard Cain Prank phone call” type thing at first…
      “I used to be a pizza deliverer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee…”

  • @omw_omg
    @omw_omg 2 роки тому +124

    Ahh yes “overdraft protection” the thing that definitely stops people from taking your money

  • @computer2024
    @computer2024 2 роки тому +360

    I feel like if you attack the pizza guy it should just charge 8000 dollars in pizza as punishment

    • @skepolotv4173
      @skepolotv4173 7 місяців тому +27

      Everyone is laughing until you attack the pizza guard and he orders 169 Hawaiian pizzas to your house

    • @Kronklaby
      @Kronklaby 4 місяці тому +4

      @@skepolotv4173 so my usual order?

  • @uniedgee
    @uniedgee 2 роки тому +56

    Brother was more worried about corrupting his Oblivion save than he was about his info getting stolen.

  • @kirbirogue97
    @kirbirogue97 2 роки тому +821

    How dare you not greet the pizza guy with npc dialogue lines

    • @williesuede
      @williesuede  2 роки тому +342

      WELL MET!

    • @kirbirogue97
      @kirbirogue97 2 роки тому +74

      @@williesuede I would have gone with 'have you heard of the high elves' but live your truth

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 2 роки тому +66

      @@kirbirogue97 or the classic, opening a conversation with "BYE"

    • @horst-detlefkrawutschke8469
      @horst-detlefkrawutschke8469 2 роки тому

      Stop right there, criminal scum!

    • @Auditormadness9
      @Auditormadness9 2 роки тому +18

      @@kirbirogue97 funnily enough that line isn't even in the actual game

  • @PCGonline
    @PCGonline 2 роки тому +159

    imagine ordering a dominos pizza and the nearest dominos is 100 miles away. then having to explain to the manager that a video game ordered it for you in order to get a refund

    • @rendellz9244
      @rendellz9244 2 роки тому +2

      😂🤣

    • @arturjogi6054
      @arturjogi6054 4 місяці тому +1

      You have to enter all your details manually. Likely including the restaurant.

  • @MohameDZayed-qm4ob
    @MohameDZayed-qm4ob 2 роки тому +400

    Will is probably the coolest guy to order pizza ever! He's definitely my role model in life!

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx 2 роки тому +258

    every day another man made horror becomes reality

    • @pakifranks7727
      @pakifranks7727 2 роки тому

      balls are sweaty knee deep arms are heavy,vomit on the sweater already moms spaguetti my bitchs nervous but my dick is calm and ready to drop cum but she keeps on forgetting that i wont stop the whole couch gets so foul she opens her mouth but nothings coming out

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat 5 місяців тому +77

    Dominos API is some of the oldest online delivery code around, they were doing it way before anyone else and way before apps and smart phones existed. Still remember the ads from the Simpsons in the early 2000s. No wonder you can put it into anything, it's probably really basic (but also insanely unsecure for your credit card, was a more tame era where online card fraud was rare).

    • @FlipFlopGod
      @FlipFlopGod 4 місяці тому +3

      Wii dominos moment

    • @le9038
      @le9038 4 місяці тому +1

      I remember from a documentary style UA-cam video that -Pizza Hut was the first Business you could order pizza from the internet.-
      Correction: the first pizza order via the computer was done in 1967, the first time you could do this in a web browser was in the 90s via pizza hut

    • @CovidCautiousCutie
      @CovidCautiousCutie 4 місяці тому +2

      you make it seem like they havent updated, or changed, or modernized a 24 year old API, which couldn’t be further for the truth. The risk here is likely the mod code siphoning off your card details, not the api itself “leaking” them.

    • @MultiCool55
      @MultiCool55 4 місяці тому

      @@CovidCautiousCutie Wouldn't be the first time a corpo just never updated something out of laziness/cost cutting.

    • @oskarigwe9247
      @oskarigwe9247 3 місяці тому

      I remember those ads. Used to watch the simpsons with my dad and sis and wed always order dominos because of the ads lol

  • @Algernonab
    @Algernonab 5 місяців тому +24

    "No gold to pay your fine, huh?"
    Well, yeah. I just spent it all on the iced tea that I didn't get.

  • @flippy08100
    @flippy08100 2 роки тому +87

    5:23 I wouldn't be so reckless with somebody who has your credit card information and the ability to take as much money from it as he wants, even if he's an oblivion npc.

  • @Tasuke
    @Tasuke 2 роки тому +50

    This has the same energy as the old pizza hut chat command from EverQuest II and I love it

    • @meyers0781
      @meyers0781 Рік тому +6

      Or how in phantasy star Portable 2 (Japan only) you can have a pan pizza shaped mace and pizza box shield

  • @prag5000
    @prag5000 2 роки тому +26

    What a world we live, you can order pizza through an 16 year old game. 10/10 video, made me rethink my life.

  • @Fox-in-the-Storm
    @Fox-in-the-Storm 4 місяці тому +5

    You're a brave man attacking the pizza order NPC, I would have been worried he would trigger random dialogue and place like 50 orders or something.

  • @zzodysseuszz
    @zzodysseuszz 4 місяці тому +9

    I felt exactly as you did when I watched you ordering that pizza. The absurdity baffles me as much as it appears to baffle you.

  • @PerishingPurplePulsar
    @PerishingPurplePulsar 2 роки тому +64

    The feel when The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion is both more immersive and connected to real life than whatever the fuck Meta is doing

  • @kuzol6855
    @kuzol6855 2 роки тому +63

    this is the most perplexed person receiving a pizza that i've ever seen

  • @SilentPrayerCG
    @SilentPrayerCG 4 місяці тому +48

    5:55 this mod also uses Police Department API

  • @melon948
    @melon948 4 місяці тому +16

    5:15 upgrade

  • @tyler_keeble
    @tyler_keeble 4 місяці тому +13

    Imagine ordering Dominos and NOT using the Mix & Match $6.99 each deal...

  • @stodakhizzle9049
    @stodakhizzle9049 2 роки тому +24

    I don’t play video games but this was recommended to me as a pizza lover. Thanks!

  • @xerxes9929
    @xerxes9929 4 місяці тому +4

    3:43 I laughed my fucking ass off at that thought😂 it feels scary cause of the cryptic way it was delivered, but in reality it’s just a dominoes driver doing a normal delivery😂

  • @fortunateson6070
    @fortunateson6070 2 роки тому +7

    that was ballsy attacking the pizza guy ingame, he could have ordered 10 pizzas in retribution

  • @Lenyeto
    @Lenyeto 2 роки тому +44

    This so badly needs a courier to run up to you with updates on your order.

  • @thevombomb4871
    @thevombomb4871 2 роки тому +42

    You look so untamed taking that pizza. I'd be terrified as a pizza man

    • @Samual_33
      @Samual_33 2 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha yes indeed

    • @jeremykiahsobyk102
      @jeremykiahsobyk102 4 місяці тому +2

      Funny...I was just talking about this to my kid, after he said "He's probably thinking I'm going to kidnap him." As a former pizza delivery guy, I can confirm we've seen things. Lots of things. And soft UA-camrs just aren't really all that scary.

  • @attaxiaffxi7033
    @attaxiaffxi7033 3 місяці тому +2

    Would be pretty funny if, when you punch him, he orders you 30 pizzas on your card out of spite

  • @Leejuniz
    @Leejuniz 2 роки тому +6

    I'm gonna be that guy, Overdraft protection means your account CAN overdraft. You don't want overdraft protection if you want to not pay it back. OPT OUT FAM

  • @Yoonweez
    @Yoonweez 2 роки тому +30

    Will got his SSN stolen by the mod creator and had to flee the country to Spain and lay low for a while.

  • @RedEarth20XDX
    @RedEarth20XDX 2 роки тому +26

    1:21 I've known about your existence for maybe 20 minutes. In fact I do not know your name. But I will take this advice to heart.

  • @mrman2327
    @mrman2327 2 роки тому +6

    How awesome would it be if someone decided to speedrun Oblivion after ordering and seeing how far they get before the pizza gets there.

  • @Preston_Rowe
    @Preston_Rowe 2 роки тому +4

    The craziest part is that a medium pizza with breadsticks and a 2L of tea was $30

  • @EVScape
    @EVScape 2 роки тому +3

    This was the most ridiculous thing i've watched in my entire life

  • @Keykey70
    @Keykey70 2 роки тому +33

    this is the greatest pizza order of All Time

  • @CarrowMind
    @CarrowMind 2 роки тому +5

    Reminds me of that promotion Pizza Hut had with EverQuest where you could order a pizza through the in-game UI.

  • @UserAndSale
    @UserAndSale 2 роки тому +3

    "Don't do this at home." Proceeds to do it at home

  • @shapedsilver3689
    @shapedsilver3689 3 місяці тому +1

    Wow I haven’t thought about the Domino’s API in literal years, this is great

  • @OshineTheOranguTANK
    @OshineTheOranguTANK 2 роки тому +772

    the biggest crime was you not tipping the pizza man

  • @dot_connection3897
    @dot_connection3897 2 роки тому +10

    Thanks for the advice Will, im going to download these mods and put my address & credit card info in so I too can enjoy Domino's Pizza ordered through Oblivion.

  • @jackadam01
    @jackadam01 2 роки тому +36

    2:37 to skip the rambling

    • @FlintSparkedStudios
      @FlintSparkedStudios 5 місяців тому +5

      That’s not very nice.

    • @wayfy
      @wayfy 5 місяців тому

      Shut up.

    • @bencebob8055
      @bencebob8055 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@FlintSparkedStudiosbro is yapping too much

    • @AqilDaiyan
      @AqilDaiyan 4 місяці тому +1

      Thanks. Sponsorblock addon skipped to this timestamp.

    • @Upstart051
      @Upstart051 4 місяці тому

      You’re a king

  • @jacksoncaswell2.0
    @jacksoncaswell2.0 4 місяці тому +2

    This might actually be THE most powerful npc in gaming history

  • @MaskedZoo
    @MaskedZoo 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the coolest thing ever. I hate talking on the phone or navigating confusing apps with upsells. The fact you can walk up to an npc and push a button is like the best. I dont even care if theres only one choice. Pizza is pizza.

  • @igon388
    @igon388 2 роки тому +12

    As a computer science major, can confirm I get dominos about 3 times a week

  • @breakfasttaco
    @breakfasttaco 4 місяці тому +1

    Years ago I was making a website that uses the Domino's pizza API as a personal project. I ended up talking to the lady who made the API at one point. She's pretty nice.

  • @kingofthepod5169
    @kingofthepod5169 2 роки тому +15

    I can explain the iced tea lemonade mixup. The domino's API system has each item assigned a number. It may have had its product numbers updated or changed. So the Mod may have technically worked, but was using outdated product codes. The factory I work at uses a similar system for ordering stuff from Grainger/McMaster.

  • @zdav
    @zdav 2 роки тому +7

    I don't think you should upload any more videos anymore because you've definitely just hit your peak with this one

  • @RobTFilms
    @RobTFilms 4 місяці тому +3

    02:39 to get to the POINT

  • @TexasWulfman
    @TexasWulfman 2 роки тому

    2:14 I am not kidding when I say this is the hardest I've ever fucking laughed at a youtube video

  • @SinForTheSaint
    @SinForTheSaint 2 роки тому +2

    Id take that pink lemonade all day

  • @bigcheese25
    @bigcheese25 4 місяці тому +1

    This dude didn’t even make sure the driver got a tip

  • @Clipperr
    @Clipperr 2 роки тому +2

    that pink lemonade probably slapped anyway over the iced tea

  • @ussartubb2737
    @ussartubb2737 2 роки тому +2

    the high volume of 10/10 jokes in this mate killed it !

  • @askjeevescosby2928
    @askjeevescosby2928 4 місяці тому +1

    What if they sent a npc to give you a ingame pizza when the real one is delievered using the tracker.

  • @Quantumact2908
    @Quantumact2908 4 місяці тому

    the way you looked at the "tea" with sheer bewilderment, it was the best part to me

  • @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056
    @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056 5 місяців тому +1

    The absolute madman is Nickies, he's an absolute legend who's done alot more than the pizza mod

  • @exxxtramost
    @exxxtramost 4 місяці тому +1

    Nickies is a longtime treasure of 4chan elder scrolls threads and the nexus itself

  • @MikeyMutz
    @MikeyMutz 4 місяці тому +2

    Now these are the microtransactions i can get behind 😂

  • @miLesDesu
    @miLesDesu 2 роки тому +1

    Nickies, you're famous now! Godspeed.

  • @jamesborck5908
    @jamesborck5908 2 роки тому +3

    I was expecting you to hold phone up and have the voice to order a pizza

  • @negri2811
    @negri2811 4 місяці тому

    My face when he starts saying "I'm a cool guy, you look up to" 💀

  • @margaerytyrell4177
    @margaerytyrell4177 Рік тому

    First video I’ve seen of yours.. Instant subscribe. Genuinely funny dude.

  • @damondriver6363
    @damondriver6363 2 роки тому +1

    Seems like a great way to get your bank account robbed

  • @ThePancakeRenegade
    @ThePancakeRenegade Рік тому +1

    Step 1: Friend tells you they're hungry
    Step 2: Download this mod
    Step 3: Set up their address as the delivery spot
    Step 4: Talk to pizza man and buy your friend some pizza inside Oblivion.
    The truest of ways to help a friend in hunger! Gods I love modern technology sometimes.

  • @Relatajoe
    @Relatajoe 4 місяці тому +1

    This is why old games are the goat

  • @TheLonePeacock
    @TheLonePeacock 2 роки тому +3

    Wish I knew about this project sooner, I used to work at dominos and probably could've gotten product codes. Great vid Will! 🍕

  • @totalrko
    @totalrko 5 місяців тому +2

    Nikkies is a based guy. I was there when he first made threads on 4chan. Intriguing shit.

  • @everyneed3959
    @everyneed3959 2 роки тому +3

    2:10 could have just literally copied your main save and use the copy version lol

  • @PASTRAMIKick
    @PASTRAMIKick 4 місяці тому

    Imagine if the NPC ordered 60 pizzas to your address if you attack him, that would've been a good feature

  • @Rom3TV
    @Rom3TV 2 роки тому +1

    Haha damn I'm so glad to be seeing my role model itswillrs make history by ordering a pizza with only The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion :D! He's such a cool guy who I look up to wow I have posters of itswillrs on my walls :D The posters are of itswillrs, my role model (who I look up to he's cool).

  • @Crimsonfangg
    @Crimsonfangg 5 місяців тому

    When your video game addiction is so bad that you can't even be bothered to alt tab out of the game to order a pizza. This is the kind of world I want to live in.

  • @fenrir5361
    @fenrir5361 4 місяці тому +1

    I dont think you need to worry about the pizza guy thinking you would kidnap him you dont look physically capable of kidnapping anyone

  • @spirit5923
    @spirit5923 5 місяців тому

    Just when you thought it couldn't get any more realistic...
    "And no gold to pay for fine!"

  • @dopeshades4134
    @dopeshades4134 2 роки тому

    This is straight out of Ready Player One. I love this.

  • @MrsOwnage
    @MrsOwnage 4 місяці тому

    I feel like once a triple A big boss sees this he's going to start pushing this in Call of Duty and Fortnite and then take a % of the cut

  • @petzouqi76
    @petzouqi76 2 роки тому +1

    this is like ordering food from your Wii

  • @communistwoman
    @communistwoman 2 роки тому +1

    This is immersion at its finest.

  • @SNCKPCK
    @SNCKPCK 2 роки тому +1

    holy frick a pizza pie!!!

  • @hellsfirefreedomtube6984
    @hellsfirefreedomtube6984 3 місяці тому

    I can see it now. Years from now corporations will put such things as this into video games where you don’t even have to use your phone to order takeout

  • @imjanniz
    @imjanniz 4 місяці тому

    This is like that one wii channel where you could order stuff to this day

  • @crazyhandgrows6432
    @crazyhandgrows6432 2 роки тому +1

    This is why internets.

  •  4 місяці тому +1

    Bro please give that mustache back to god

  • @SockyNoob
    @SockyNoob 4 місяці тому

    "I have overdraft protection. Good luck!"

  • @Dustinwkihn
    @Dustinwkihn 2 роки тому

    "I have overdraft protection. Good luck."

  • @retro_jandro7530
    @retro_jandro7530 2 роки тому +2

    Pink Lemonade's a pretty good substitute. That's a win imo.

  • @Golgari213
    @Golgari213 4 місяці тому

    "You should have got the wings, you should have--"

  • @Eeevonn
    @Eeevonn 5 місяців тому

    Don’t forget that matpat ordered pizza in minecraft 7 years before this video

  • @deeseminol5429
    @deeseminol5429 4 місяці тому

    Me: The OP cant be serious
    OP's Moustache: Very serious, indeed.

  • @Loto76
    @Loto76 4 місяці тому

    "I Ordered a Pizza and didn't bother to tip the driver Using only The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion"

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 5 місяців тому

    My mind is blown thinking about this mod as a concept and as a reality

  • @frogdeity
    @frogdeity 2 роки тому +5

    I have a bachelor's in comp sci and can confirm I know all the Domino's product codes. Had an entire class about it one semester.

    • @UnhingedNW
      @UnhingedNW 2 роки тому +1

      As a comp sci student, I have spent the last year studying up on them.

  • @KillKyle712
    @KillKyle712 2 роки тому

    i love how oblivion became this giant meme now

  • @evermæn
    @evermæn 4 місяці тому

    The Imperial Guard realised you had no money in that account when he gave you that fine