For me, it's the very end, when the guy is like "Put it back in the holster!" It's like he's gently scolding us for breaking the devine laws in this sport of shooting other people. XD
But dancing dom was a prodigy, he defeated every challenger that opposed him with his distracting dance moves. Meanwhile disco diaper baby got mercy killed. Disco diaper baby is a horrible successor.
QUICKDRAW! FASTDRAW! It's a cowboy's world in the Wild West! Which one has the skills, to pay the bills? In this weeks episode installment of, FASTDRAW: SHOWDOWN! Only on the Nintendo Wii-hehe-hee!
Half of these fights just have the most ridiculous reasons for starting, or opening lines. Exhibit A: 0:23 - "Can I interest you in some life insurance?" 2:50 - "Hey. Have a nice day." 3:40 - "I don't like your look!"
All things considered, this is actually kinda accurate to what quick-draw gunfighting must have been like. Fun Fact: Some professional gunfighters could draw and fire their weapon at a target in a quarter of a second.
Crappy bargain bin Wii games are a dime-a-dozen. But Jerma985 is priceless. The game is absurd and hilarious and for that Fast Draw: Showdown deserves a spot on my list of the all-time best UA-cam videos.
This is a port of an arcade game from the mid\late 90s. I'm sure this is the nostalgia talking but I think the bad acting and low quality make it endearing
BackInTheCountry I played this game in the arcades... He thinks this is tough try the real one. The holster was so hard to get the gun out it was nearly impossible. Most of you were not even alive back then.
Update: my entire fan fiction was deleted by my mom and I got in trouble by my school cos mommy said homoerotic stories on famous youtubers were not a "valid career" moms amirittee?
Jerma, I return from a bad day, I see you have uploaded a new video, so I watched it. I dont know if its something special with you. Every time you laugh, no matter how bad I feel, im gonna laugh aswell, thanks for being such an awesome youtuber. Thank you and have a great day!
I remember this game being almost impossible on the Wii because when you point the Wii remote on the TV fast, it takes more time for the pointer to recognize the sensor bar than you have to shoot the bad guy. The only chance i had was to keep the Wii remote just outside the TV, but the slightest movement and i would lose because i didn't "keep the gun in the holster". I had the sensor bar on top of the TV, maybe it would be easier if I had it below the TV and pointing the Wii remote under it so it could see the sensor bar at all time?
It's these videos I need because of how confused scared and sad I am right now. My parents want me to do so much but no matter what I do they can't be pleased. I never hear anything nice when I get home and all I get is yelling and words that scare me. I feel alone and the only place I can go to is jerma and the tf2 community. I'm scared, alone and I feel like I'm not worth being here.
QUICK DRAW! FAST DRAW! It’s a cowboy’s world in the Wild West! Which one has the skills, to pay the bills? In this week’s episode installment of: Fast Draw *gunshot* Showdown! Only on the Nintendo Wii!
I beat Jerma dives into a garbage dump to find these awful games, but the garbage dump is actually 20 years old and hidden in a top secret Jerma facility.
+g33k_ d4sh I remember we had one back in a local arcade, fairly big screen, singular revolver like gun holstered in the center in front of where you stood. It got seriously hard as hell and if you died once it was more coins and back to the beginning. It was probably my favorite game there and for as long as I went there when I was a kid I never beat it.
I still watch your videos till this day and there funnier than any other UA-camr I watch. you can make quality videos and have fun as well as making the audience (really) laugh :D so thanks Jerma985 for being the best :)
3:11
What I think he said:
_"Soyurmamalechacumoutnpleitoday HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"_
Krispy Kris i shitted while laughing lmao
@@ereniko6114 Me too
So your mama Let you come out and play today
@@Occycat if you look closely it does say that
"THEEEEY'RES A TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR LIVIN..."
"AND THERE'S A TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR DYIN'..."
Why does this crack me up so much..
+Jessica Schultz
"THAWUHZ MAI BEST HAHT!!!"
Gets me every time.
For me, it's the very end, when the guy is like "Put it back in the holster!" It's like he's gently scolding us for breaking the devine laws in this sport of shooting other people. XD
Soyamamaletchacomeoutnplaytoday EHEHEHEHEHE
"Ahnd yer tiame has quome"
*bang*
Ah just shaht mah lawyer
After 2 years he finally beat Dancing Dom.
Let's dance, amigo!
folou z
L E T S D A N C E A M I GO
Link?
@@Baba-li6hc he didnt play the game for 2 years straight he played it for this video and then on stream
Can we get a "THAT WAS MY BEST HAT" hit sound for tf2?
When you take a crit, instead of the sound it’s this.
"Let's dance, amigo!" dude for Jerma Rumble!
you mean dancing dom
Yaxion Disco Diaper is his spiritual successor.
But dancing dom was a prodigy, he defeated every challenger that opposed him with his distracting dance moves. Meanwhile disco diaper baby got mercy killed. Disco diaper baby is a horrible successor.
That horrible successor is your Jerma Rumble champion! Check yyourself before you start speaking blasphemy.
"Put it back in the holster" is what im gonna say if someone yells or just insults someone
FACK YOU!!
"Put it back in the holster~"
Cause shots fired
4:59 new hitsound.
this
Sir Scrafty that
Let's Dance Amigo
Sir Scrafty Welcome to UA-cam, how was reddit?
New square dance sound: "let's dance, amigo!"
3:12
"So yo' mamma let you come out and play today HEHEHEHEHEH"
RIGHTLY Oh my gosh, I think you're right. SOMEONE GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL!
+Tavish DeGroot I thought that was obvious.
+ Nice name.
So you actually did understand what he said? xD lol
not trying to brag or anything but i thought it was quiet obvious
Damn, that intro was actually pretty damn legit sounding
Only on the Nintendo WII-HEE-HEE-Hee.
QUICKDRAW! FASTDRAW! It's a cowboy's world in the Wild West! Which one has the skills, to pay the bills? In this weeks episode installment of, FASTDRAW: SHOWDOWN! Only on the Nintendo Wii-hehe-hee!
Martin Johnson LOL
Dancing Dom for Jerma Rumble 4
Yes!
+TheUberMedic I 100% approve of both your name and pic my good friend (:
+Papa Shpee kden
"LE'S DANSSss AMEEEGOO" Dancing Dom is too OP
Dancing Dom 2 op Dev pls nerf
Dr. Dino "Dancing Dom removed; dance deemed too confusing for newer players"
Dancing Dom? More like Singing Sub
Put it back in the holster Jerma.
*LET'S DANCE, AMIGO*
*spins around slowly and then shoots*
No one ever expects the ol' dance n shoot
+Papa RyRy Rooty tooty dance n' shooty.
And not a single whiskey was passed that day.
Dancing Dom for Smash Bros.
Best taunt in the game.
Brb, making Dancing Dom mii fighter.
He'll be in the DLC pack with mewtwo
LETS DANCE AMIGO
***** Nice joke theft m8
Soyamamaletchacumoutandplaytday EHEHEHEEE
*THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!*
1:21 god this guy is the best!
"I just shot my lawyer... its been pertty good day so far."
"Ah just shot mah lawyah... 's been a purty good day so far!"
*bang
"...aww"
*dead*
3:48 : TF2 players in a nutshell
I thought this was gonna be Fistful of Frags.
This is even better.
3:12
best
insult
and
laugh
EVER
ikr
He said "So your mamma let you come out and play today, HEHAHDHHA" am i the only one with ears?
+Simon Winther Wow,Now that I understand it,he's voice got totally diferent.
Yug Inavoviristêncio Yeah, it's not even that funny anymore.
Noble98 Ikr?
Half of these fights just have the most ridiculous reasons for starting, or opening lines. Exhibit A:
0:23 - "Can I interest you in some life insurance?"
2:50 - "Hey. Have a nice day."
3:40 - "I don't like your look!"
Dancing Dom for next Jerma Rumble!
Yes, yes, yes! Please yes!
When I grow up, I wanna be a Quickdraw Fast McGraw.
All things considered, this is actually kinda accurate to what quick-draw gunfighting must have been like. Fun Fact: Some professional gunfighters could draw and fire their weapon at a target in a quarter of a second.
Fun Fact: John Wesley Hardin (A.K.A. the fastest gun in the west) killed a man for snoring.
Christian Llanas If i think its fun does it become a paradox?
Except in a real gun fight you don't draw your gun your opponent
Fun fact: The Old West was nothing like this. The murder rate in the "Wild" West was several times lower than what it is *today*.
Fun fact: all fun facts are made up on the spot
Crappy bargain bin Wii games are a dime-a-dozen. But Jerma985 is priceless. The game is absurd and hilarious and for that Fast Draw: Showdown deserves a spot on my list of the all-time best UA-cam videos.
is the dancing guy saying LETS DANCE AMIIBO
"Let's dance, amigo". Amigo = Friend in spanish
"Let's dance amigo!"
He is saying "amigo" which means "friend" in Spanish.
WHY DONT YOU LET ME MAKE A JOKE PEOPLE D:
Smasherfan88 Because your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
"I don't like your look." *Draws gun and shoots* "THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!"
AAHM GONNA CLEEAAN THIS TOWN UP
That was the best.
You could start by not dying in the middle of the street
Memiles1 _ Mopping Mike is one of my favorites.
10/10 Like skyrim with cowboys.
7/10 too many cowboys-IGN
leroi 1/10 this joke is old - Me
leroi Cowboy dance is too confusing for new players, so it was removed.
LvLupXD And was replaced with ducks
10/10 like skyrim with "let's dance amigo" cowboy
3 years later, he finally beat that dancing guy.
r.i.p best hat
The new Call of Juarez is looking great!!
+That One Grand Pappy Guy Floof ;3
+Twix the Fox Boop. :3
That One Grand Pappy Guy
Yus
+Twix the Fox Hai.
That One Grand Pappy Guy
Hello! How're you today ;p
Westworld season 2 is looking great
I remember this used to be my favourite video just by looking back at his video.
Dancing Dom for Jerma Rumble 4!!!!
LET'S DANCEEEEEEEEE, AMIGO!!!!
''Double shot Duke''
Couldn't you get the clue from that name alone, Jerma?!
Gosh you playing this with your comedy is just pure gold please do more~ >w
I love the way that you can tell how much Jerma laughs because the cursor/crosshair goes mental
ITS HIGH NOON.
Mcree would rule with dead eye
0.1 Target Time
It's 7 PM.
"You idiot!"
***** ???
It's funny seeing the stream highlights from 3 years after this video and he reacts exactly the same way.
See you later space cowboy.
No you won't. He's dead now.
I don't think so, Larry.
Bang
your image!
LET'S DANCE, AMIGO!
What did the guy say? "So your momma les come out and play todee hiHEHUAHEHEHEHHAHAHAHA!"?
ikr
ser ye memma letgchidnsdi cosdn out n pley todahiahhehehhehe
lol
POPPY BRO
"So yo mother let'cha come out and play today heeheeheehee"
POPPY BRO "Obama" is what he said, right?
I know that the Wii library was notoriously bad, but this is something else. How did anyone possibly think this was nearly worth publishing?
It has to be a port of an older game. I think. I hope.
This is a port of an arcade game from the mid\late 90s. I'm sure this is the nostalgia talking but I think the bad acting and low quality make it endearing
A physical copy of it wasn't actually made so eh..it's like saying why are there shitty simulators on steam.
BackInTheCountry I played this game in the arcades... He thinks this is tough try the real one. The holster was so hard to get the gun out it was nearly impossible. Most of you were not even alive back then.
Ah, that all makes sense. Thanks for explaining.
He's been mad at the wiimote for 6 years
3:12 Translation:
"So your mama letcha come out 'n play today! [weird laugh]"
Djerma Unchained, coming to a cinema near you.
I'd watch it
"This guys shitfaced, hell be easy." -jerma
*moans* -old guy
Of course he got 0.69 at the chick...
Iraklis Pazios dat observation
3:11 gets me every fucking time
DAT WAS MY BEST HAT. GOTY
I didn't know that acting could be so bad that it melted your soul and made it dribble out of your eye sockets. Now I know.
To anyone watching this for the first time in 2017: Jerma has finally defeated Dancing Dom.
WHEN AND WHERE AND WHERE CAN I SEE IT
3:12 The translation is as follows
"Yoh mommoh Yitzi Kumomyngmu blay diday Eih HIE HIH HEIEEEIIIhhhh :u"
4:46 new Sentry Gun sound
1:25 the sound he makes
oauh! 😩
Put it back in the holster!
such a classic jerma video lol
"I'M GOING TO CLEAN THIS DOWN UP."
this might be my favorite youtube arc jerma video
A lot of these actors sound like they took lessons from jerma.
The best kind of videos on Jerma's channel come from games like this :)
Update: my entire fan fiction was deleted by my mom and I got in trouble by my school cos mommy said homoerotic stories on famous youtubers were not a "valid career"
moms amirittee?
Mon dieu...
gg, mom.
No.
***** Nice name
Mewto Thanks, I made it myself.
3:47 THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!!!
1:30
I'm making that my ringtone
3:48 my ringtone
4:58 my official ringtone
*BLAM*
oh~!
He's streaming it right now.
Jerma, I return from a bad day, I see you have uploaded a new video, so I watched it. I dont know if its something special with you. Every time you laugh, no matter how bad I feel, im gonna laugh aswell, thanks for being such an awesome youtuber. Thank you and have a great day!
Let’s dance amigo
I remember this game being almost impossible on the Wii because when you point the Wii remote on the TV fast, it takes more time for the pointer to recognize the sensor bar than you have to shoot the bad guy. The only chance i had was to keep the Wii remote just outside the TV, but the slightest movement and i would lose because i didn't "keep the gun in the holster". I had the sensor bar on top of the TV, maybe it would be easier if I had it below the TV and pointing the Wii remote under it so it could see the sensor bar at all time?
It seems that everyone but me had issues with the Wii.
wow this new red dead redemption dlc is amazing
Looks like somebody doesn't wanna grow up. He must be a Toys "R" Us kid.
2:07 "Slick Willy"
It's these videos I need because of how confused scared and sad I am right now. My parents want me to do so much but no matter what I do they can't be pleased. I never hear anything nice when I get home and all I get is yelling and words that scare me. I feel alone and the only place I can go to is jerma and the tf2 community. I'm scared, alone and I feel like I'm not worth being here.
You are. Dont worry ;^;.
I'm sorry, dude. I hope things will get better soon. You'll always be welcome here.
Don't worry tf2 will always be here for us:)
haha thanks guys
Random red Pyro **cough**...Overwatch **cough**
QUICK DRAW!
FAST DRAW!
It’s a cowboy’s world in the Wild West!
Which one has the skills, to pay the bills?
In this week’s episode installment of: Fast Draw *gunshot* Showdown! Only on the Nintendo Wii!
"Let's dance, amigo!"
~Dancing Dom
LET'S DANCE, AMIGO!
2:15 Cracks me up every fucking time
5:10
Round 6
Took 0.66 seconds for 2nd person
iloomarty confarmed
I remember playing this game at the arcade at seaside, Oregon. It was hard as fuck but awesome.
Jerma went back to this game on stream and it was glorious
Oh I remember this game! It was at the bowling alley I played at, it had a lightgun that you had to put in the physical holster next to the machine.
We had the same game here. Wish we could have speed the game up and really have some fun. The hard level wasn't all that fast but still fun.
1:06 "Guys, start a bit more to the left please"
3:47 T H A T W A S M Y B E S T H A T
They should call you Cackling Jerma985
Where do you FIND these games?
$5 walmart bargain bin
Bargain bin
Aw man this was the funniest thing when I first saw this. And I last saw this:
When the UA-cam Channel on Wii still existed.
Let's Dance Amigo for next Jerma Rumble
YOU MISSED THAT ONE
I miss this shit man
I beat Jerma dives into a garbage dump to find these awful games, but the garbage dump is actually 20 years old and hidden in a top secret Jerma facility.
ONLY ON THE NINTENDO WII-HEHEHE!!
This has to be Jerma's best intro ever.
Why do I feel like this was a game from around the same era of Dragon's Lair that was ported to the wii in a day or two?
+g33k_ d4sh I remember we had one back in a local arcade, fairly big screen, singular revolver like gun holstered in the center in front of where you stood. It got seriously hard as hell and if you died once it was more coins and back to the beginning. It was probably my favorite game there and for as long as I went there when I was a kid I never beat it.
I love seeing games like these.
LETS DANCE AMIGO
Jerma should get a reward just for that intro
Wow those graphics sure look realistic
I still watch your videos till this day and there funnier than any other UA-camr I watch. you can make quality videos and have fun as well as making the audience (really) laugh :D so thanks Jerma985 for being the best :)