I Bought A GoJo From The Hilarious Infomercial

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  • @doodles4999
    @doodles4999 4 роки тому +2557

    Jack: "I'll assume music is being added in, otherwise I'll just look stupid."
    Robin: 👀

    • @penny7695
      @penny7695 4 роки тому +32

      It looks like that spiderman movie forgot music

    • @matthewscarpetti1313
      @matthewscarpetti1313 4 роки тому +10

      Jack is a child.

    • @donklekang8993
      @donklekang8993 4 роки тому +11

      Matthew Scarpetti and we love him for it

    • @tobynk5
      @tobynk5 4 роки тому +6

      Bro I literally read your comment as he said it like perfect timing

    • @MiracleMags
      @MiracleMags 3 роки тому +1

      Robin: 😈(Turns up Sean’s audio instead of adding music over it)

  • @MystMarsh
    @MystMarsh 4 роки тому +11433

    This entire episode is just Sean being a grown man-child and living his best life

  • @thesestrangerslikeme
    @thesestrangerslikeme 4 роки тому +4268

    Evelyn filming her cat instead of Jack is such a mood

    • @livingandthriving
      @livingandthriving 4 роки тому +130

      Kitties trump everything else. It's one of the laws of the universe.

    • @myedenstory
      @myedenstory 4 роки тому +65

      Once you have a cat you will always be in his shadow.

    • @david_negron
      @david_negron 4 роки тому +20

      Evelien*

    • @user-kn5ck4mf2i
      @user-kn5ck4mf2i 4 роки тому +6

      666th like 👹

    • @Virushunters
      @Virushunters 4 роки тому +2

      livingandthriving Hoyt
      Hffffff

  • @Idk-rm7zp
    @Idk-rm7zp 3 роки тому +428

    Pov: It's late at night and you wake up to find that a wild jack is standing over you with light up gloves.
    *Why is there a potato man in my room?*

  • @Rick-ys8cx
    @Rick-ys8cx 4 роки тому +1491

    Best septicbooper quote:
    "you know im gonna bring these to bed tonight and play with them"

    • @vpls6237
      @vpls6237 4 роки тому +30

      "PLAY"

    • @eggsy06
      @eggsy06 4 роки тому +27

      *I wonder what Jack could be insinuating* 🤔

    • @tyrondodd2590
      @tyrondodd2590 4 роки тому

      Underpants idiot

    • @maxnoren9871
      @maxnoren9871 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @ralphbouchahine
      @ralphbouchahine 4 роки тому +1

      This comment has 699 likes. Cant like or else i will ruin it

  • @infidelgames5007
    @infidelgames5007 4 роки тому +2265

    Jack: starts dancing
    His shirt mic: *sounds like it's tumbling down the side of a mountain*

    • @khaotickian2131
      @khaotickian2131 4 роки тому +62

      Sean: *starts dancing*
      His mic: *tornado notice intensifies*

    • @mangolia8295
      @mangolia8295 4 роки тому +10

      omfg it does

    • @Treforce
      @Treforce 4 роки тому +6

      One of the fingers dosn't glow

    • @_rahx
      @_rahx 4 роки тому +5

      Stop stealing commeeeennnnttttsss

    • @Cichlid_Visuals
      @Cichlid_Visuals 4 роки тому +3

      my subwoofer was triggered

  • @Vortexzz1
    @Vortexzz1 4 роки тому +3014

    *Jacks GF wakes up at 3am*
    “Really? Again?”
    *Jack in the corner of the room waving his hands*
    LETS GO !!

  • @Linc7777
    @Linc7777 4 роки тому +207

    8 Months Before:I’m Gonna Grow A Water Jesus
    8 Months Later:I’M GONNA DRINK WATER JESUS

  • @DarkVoidRanker
    @DarkVoidRanker 4 роки тому +800

    The cat was like wtf is this man doing and I’m a chill at the side

  • @katepursley2201
    @katepursley2201 4 роки тому +2148

    the fact that sean can perfectly act as a middle aged alcoholic woman at a bar slightly worries me.

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 4 роки тому +86

      He was that in a previous life

    • @singularbubble7558
      @singularbubble7558 4 роки тому +76

      You gotta remember, he voiced the teacher in Kindergarten. Hes practically a professional!

    • @ghostsquirrel2230
      @ghostsquirrel2230 4 роки тому +40

      He is Irish what do you expect

    • @Luuthe674
      @Luuthe674 4 роки тому +31

      How do you know he’s acting

    • @onjion1528
      @onjion1528 4 роки тому +7

      What do you mean act?

  • @scarletthread4921
    @scarletthread4921 4 роки тому +3708

    I think we can all agree that Sean is the sassiest woman ever

    • @tt-mc3iq
      @tt-mc3iq 4 роки тому +21

      JODisHere I get that your streaming but of all things to say- wHy MuSt iT bE “oK bOoMeR” REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @dsrtpixie
      @dsrtpixie 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @hugovinicius2068
      @hugovinicius2068 4 роки тому +7

      [...] and there is nothing wrong with it.

    • @ronanhazzard1391
      @ronanhazzard1391 4 роки тому +1

      hi JOD. ok boomerrrrr

    • @EnigMajicc
      @EnigMajicc 4 роки тому +6

      You don't have to be a woman to be sassy 🙄

  • @RinSyuveil
    @RinSyuveil 4 роки тому +51

    Love how everyone spots the wine rack and call it a gag item when in actuality it could be used for long jogs with a cool thing of water against your chest cooling you off as you jog and then drink from time to time

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 роки тому +2

      That's a good idea...

    • @AspensCats
      @AspensCats 2 роки тому +1

      My main idea is to sneak alcohol into places so you don’t have to get price gouged over drinks

  • @limbo2433
    @limbo2433 4 роки тому +1546

    Jack: I hope music is added in or else I will look stupid
    Robin: no, I don't think I will

  • @ekranoplan169
    @ekranoplan169 4 роки тому +317

    I love that Evelyn keeps showing the cat and ignores Jack

    • @tylerdulski803
      @tylerdulski803 4 роки тому +9

      Bogdan and that robin agrees with her

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 роки тому +15

      Giving the fans that quality content that she knows we're here for

    • @Quang1999
      @Quang1999 4 роки тому +4

      I also love sometimes she couldn't hold her laugh so the camera just shakes uncontrollably.

    • @missteriouskitty
      @missteriouskitty 4 роки тому

      She knows what we want.

  • @shadowcossplays5023
    @shadowcossplays5023 4 роки тому +499

    Me half way through: wtf am I watching
    *Jack shaking his ass and “flirting” in emergency underwater*

    • @chelseivigil644
      @chelseivigil644 4 роки тому +14

      Art, obviously

    • @xxcaidenxx428
      @xxcaidenxx428 4 роки тому +8

      “Shack what your mama gave you she gave me adoption

    • @xxcaidenxx428
      @xxcaidenxx428 4 роки тому +8

      Never mind I watched more and now I’m scared for life

    • @soph2271
      @soph2271 3 роки тому +4

      @@xxcaidenxx428 LMAOOO

  • @foxkit69
    @foxkit69 3 роки тому +71

    Sean: Nothing good ever happens here.
    Me: What do you mean?
    *Suggested: Disgusting Soda Challenge*
    Me: Oh, right.

  • @technoaxeblade9633
    @technoaxeblade9633 4 роки тому +1572

    Jack: starts dancing
    His microphone: *PTHPTHTPRHPTPTPRHTPH*

    • @cm-90
      @cm-90 4 роки тому +28

      I was wearing airpods and l almost went deaf

    • @ttEterna
      @ttEterna 4 роки тому +35

      @@cm-90 oof, R/subtleflex

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 4 роки тому +19

      His mic was feeling the nonexistent beats.

    • @noru__04
      @noru__04 4 роки тому +6

      AHAHAHHAHAAHAH-

    • @vpls6237
      @vpls6237 4 роки тому +7

      *FEEL THE BEAT*

  • @essenceisaway3633
    @essenceisaway3633 4 роки тому +591

    seán: in two hours to three days we’ll see how you’ve grown.
    water jesus: *it’s been 27 years*

    • @big.pp.energy
      @big.pp.energy 4 роки тому +14

      One day he'll rise and possess the whiteboard and slap him

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk 4 роки тому +1

      I really hope it’s huge by now

    • @08csenger6
      @08csenger6 4 роки тому +6

      @@Doopyboopyidk well yes, but actually no, watch the newest jacksepticeye video

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk 4 роки тому +2

      08 csenger yeah I know very disappointing I thought it was gonna be huge

    • @08csenger6
      @08csenger6 4 роки тому

      @@Doopyboopyidk same

  • @shigechiyangu454
    @shigechiyangu454 4 роки тому +437

    Jack:"I'm going to start with the least involving items."
    proceeds to play with glowing gloves for a third of the video

  • @arctrog
    @arctrog 4 роки тому +61

    "he's dead" don't worry Sean he'll be back in 3 days

  • @oxychim
    @oxychim 4 роки тому +306

    Sean’s cat must be wondering why his human is constantly being loud

    • @oxychim
      @oxychim 4 роки тому +4

      He is the Gaelic gladiator

  • @robynnhoud
    @robynnhoud 4 роки тому +2238

    Seàn: Shake what your mama gave ya!
    Me: **aggressively shakes insecurities**

    • @Julia-id7qq
      @Julia-id7qq 4 роки тому +70

      Axolotls Animated shakes childhood trauma

    • @igneousorgan6435
      @igneousorgan6435 4 роки тому +44

      *aggressively shakes hand imprints*

    • @izzi5630
      @izzi5630 4 роки тому +14

      Axolotls Animated I would like but you have 169 likes and I couldn't live with myself if I ruind that.....

    • @communismwizard8198
      @communismwizard8198 4 роки тому +6

      Iskoa don’t worry, you’re free

    • @izzi5630
      @izzi5630 4 роки тому +6

      @communismwizard I don't know if I should feel happy that I can finaly like it or as the nummber is ruined...

  • @joshuataylor7706
    @joshuataylor7706 4 роки тому +694

    Note to self:
    don’t invite jack to a rave because his dance skills would obliterate everyone on the dance floor

    • @vpls6237
      @vpls6237 4 роки тому +10

      Literally

    • @m00ns_05
      @m00ns_05 4 роки тому +4

      he’d give everyone a seizure

    • @Wubsy96
      @Wubsy96 4 роки тому +2

      So what you're saying is they should get up (GET UP) and evacuate the dance floor?

    • @Adplusamequalsadam
      @Adplusamequalsadam 4 роки тому +3

      There would be panic at the disco?

    • @cauekriechle8146
      @cauekriechle8146 4 роки тому +2

      Total cringe

  • @mhico4339
    @mhico4339 4 роки тому +83

    everyone: is this a jojo reference?
    Jack: nah it’s a gojo reference

  • @marissar8466
    @marissar8466 4 роки тому +918

    *at night*
    Sean:
    Gab:
    Sean:
    Gab: plea-
    Sean: THE LETSGO GLOVES STAY ON AT BEDTIME

    • @aperson4565
      @aperson4565 4 роки тому +6

      I- Oh no

    • @hdes9172
      @hdes9172 4 роки тому +4

      Good catch, bedtime, not sex. Because Jack is Pure.

    • @marissar8466
      @marissar8466 4 роки тому +5

      SetohDoesStuff honestly was my first thought but I didn’t wanna get bombarded with the “why are you meme-ing their sex life” and “he’s too pure for this” 😂

  • @novabandit3305
    @novabandit3305 4 роки тому +532

    If he's a whole meal, then we should call him the Garlic Gladiator.

    • @hannibalmontrose702
      @hannibalmontrose702 4 роки тому +1

      Mashed potatoes, cause he's my best spuddy

    • @benbond8899
      @benbond8899 4 роки тому

      OH YES Yeetus The Fetus OH YES

    • @merc_meat_62
      @merc_meat_62 4 роки тому

      1:05 is it me or did jack turn into Jenna marbles for a little then

    • @damoncoetzee1512
      @damoncoetzee1512 4 роки тому

      If he wore the suit he’ll be Jack and the Bean stalk

    • @elishane10yt66
      @elishane10yt66 4 роки тому

      Weeellllllllllll your not wrong

  • @OliviaM-hr7vw
    @OliviaM-hr7vw 4 роки тому +283

    *"Hi, I'm jacksepticeye and I'm your freestyle dance teacher"*
    2:44

  • @THEOPDESTROYER777
    @THEOPDESTROYER777 4 роки тому +50

    this dude has more self esteem than i have skin cells

  • @sasasutumi
    @sasasutumi 4 роки тому +551

    can we start a series called: "unboxing random shit"

    • @-tuxcat-8714
      @-tuxcat-8714 4 роки тому +4

      yes please

    • @SSlash
      @SSlash 4 роки тому +1

      salad secretly, we already did

    • @sasasutumi
      @sasasutumi 4 роки тому

      nani

    • @LonaMisa9
      @LonaMisa9 4 роки тому +2

      5 weird stuff online

    • @E__Saurabh
      @E__Saurabh 4 роки тому +4

      Hello guys, and welcome to another bad unboxing.

  • @downedmoon387
    @downedmoon387 4 роки тому +1220

    All I can imagine is Evelyn (sorry if i misspelled it) watching her tiny Irishman of a boyfriend dancing with the Rave Gloves and laughing.

  • @rickhyperboi
    @rickhyperboi 4 роки тому +424

    Legends say that the 'water jesus' is still growing.

    • @sevenchair5594
      @sevenchair5594 4 роки тому +17

      HE HAS DRANK WATER JESUS

    • @sargantmichael
      @sargantmichael 4 роки тому +6

      Legends say is still being digested

    • @GamingCreed47
      @GamingCreed47 4 роки тому +8

      @@sargantmichael Legends also say he resurrected Jesus by drinking it. Some say Jack's gonna be the next disciple of God.

    • @kateyb9362
      @kateyb9362 4 роки тому

      Ok thence my good sir wait what video lol

    • @epn143
      @epn143 4 роки тому

      @katelyn b the one called ‘drinking water Jesus’

  • @cosmoisconfused
    @cosmoisconfused 3 роки тому +9

    9:20
    "Let them eat cake", was an influential and important phrase spoken after learning the poor had no bread, too bad Seán is packing it all.

  • @kaig3405
    @kaig3405 4 роки тому +628

    "Shake what your momma gave ya"
    "My mom gave me up for adoption"

  • @davispfister4090
    @davispfister4090 4 роки тому +263

    Best quote: “If your kids are hyperactive, and you want them to be, more of that, but them these!” -Jackspeticeye 2019

  • @ash1513
    @ash1513 4 роки тому +375

    "I assume music is being added in or else I'll just look stupid"
    - Sean 2019

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 4 роки тому +6

      I bet Robin's reply would be "but you always look stupid,"

    • @angel9211
      @angel9211 4 роки тому +5

      JODisHere wtf are you even talking about?

    • @JBlatchford2099
      @JBlatchford2099 4 роки тому +1

      Panda hes doing a stream where he just comments ok boomer

    • @battlesword2370
      @battlesword2370 4 роки тому +1

      @@JODRecaps OK zoomer

  • @abbynormal1246
    @abbynormal1246 3 роки тому +62

    Everyone in my life: Bean Jack can't hurt you. He's not real.
    Bean Jack: 🥚🥓🥚

  • @matthewhale4731
    @matthewhale4731 4 роки тому +368

    Company: These are made for children.
    Jacksepticeye: Challenge accepted.

  • @reillydoller806
    @reillydoller806 4 роки тому +541

    Jack: “It did nothing”
    Jacks gf: “Oh, yes it did”

  • @aswayalmao
    @aswayalmao 4 роки тому +531

    Seán: *buys something with flashing lights*
    Me, who has epilepsy: ahhh yes, my favorite

  • @rosiepear7531
    @rosiepear7531 3 роки тому +7

    This is like 5% Jack, 25% items, 70% Evelyn's cat. I want more of this

  • @ShadowsenseProductions
    @ShadowsenseProductions 4 роки тому +119

    "Your eyes are on backwards, babe."
    That's the best response.

  • @lauren-lc5oj
    @lauren-lc5oj 4 роки тому +281

    The way Sean says “bra” is giving me serotonin

  • @longjim4447
    @longjim4447 4 роки тому +1586

    Jack: Shake what your mama gave you.
    Also Jack: my mama gave me up for adoption.

    • @shravanpoojary2904
      @shravanpoojary2904 3 роки тому +17

      @John Huggins Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Pepepepepe

    • @ilicktoeslol
      @ilicktoeslol 3 роки тому +9

      @John Huggins i was about to comment that

    • @carlonatale3064
      @carlonatale3064 3 роки тому +2

      Long Jim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yxngstrs
      @yxngstrs 3 роки тому +12

      @@Dat_MrBlack stfu

    • @lavenderrxses4001
      @lavenderrxses4001 3 роки тому +5

      Right when he said that i just laughed and almost died from my subway sandwich TWT

  • @valeriak2293
    @valeriak2293 4 роки тому +50

    jacksepticeye : starts video and cat walks in
    me: CAT

  • @pijamaprince
    @pijamaprince 4 роки тому +1243

    When you realize Jack left water Jesus in that cup or like 8 months.

    • @parkerashe6859
      @parkerashe6859 4 роки тому +27

      punk rat and then drank it

    • @pijamaprince
      @pijamaprince 4 роки тому +26

      @@parkerashe6859 Boy drank and 8 month old water jesus

    • @keikomenhera
      @keikomenhera 4 роки тому +22

      he's gonna be *real* big once we check back on him

    • @wishmasterash
      @wishmasterash 4 роки тому +5

      Which video does he drink it in?

    • @pijamaprince
      @pijamaprince 4 роки тому +6

      @@wishmasterash the video is called drinking water jesus

  • @delgames4415
    @delgames4415 4 роки тому +510

    Me opening video: TOP OF THE MO-
    Jack: Hello everybody.

    • @bag5530
      @bag5530 4 роки тому +13

      Well shi-

    • @izzi5630
      @izzi5630 4 роки тому +2

      @Aust1nFTW !?!?!?!?!?!? The heck is that? XD

    • @a.smelliott7826
      @a.smelliott7826 4 роки тому +1

      Aust1nFTW My guy just had a stroke.

    • @Salieri2024
      @Salieri2024 4 роки тому

      @Aust1nFTW r/hadastroke

  • @fiftyfour4366
    @fiftyfour4366 4 роки тому +230

    "I gonna bring these in bed tonight and play with them"
    Jack 2019

  • @your_wothless_bunny
    @your_wothless_bunny 4 роки тому +7

    The fluff bounce his hair did at 1:29 was so fluffy and I love you videos jack it always makes me smile and get through to dose that are hard please keep up the amazing work can't wait to see what you have in store for the next video

  • @thesaltykoi5836
    @thesaltykoi5836 4 роки тому +396

    how is baby Jesus doing
    Baby Jesus: a blob
    Jack: hes dead

  • @quinstoni
    @quinstoni 4 роки тому +504

    2:39
    Seans professional camerawoman: "Dancing moves"
    Sean: "Dancing moves??"
    his mic: Category 5 hurricane

  • @Iomu
    @Iomu 4 роки тому +176

    You can see when Evelyn is laughing just by the fact that the camera is moving a lot more

  • @peytonmentaberry6746
    @peytonmentaberry6746 4 роки тому +33

    Jack putting water jesus in water in december: "huh...only takes 3 days"
    Me, watching Jack drink his water in august "Oh...oh please no"

  • @masonp8044
    @masonp8044 4 роки тому +287

    “DAMN BOI JACKS THICC AF” god I died when he said that

  • @sasparillagreg-9292
    @sasparillagreg-9292 4 роки тому +334

    I guess this show is called “welcome to my living room”

  • @theloon1019
    @theloon1019 4 роки тому +544

    My favorite thing is when Jack starts yelling at imaginary women and giving them generic mom names XD

  • @morebadgamers3108
    @morebadgamers3108 3 роки тому +50

    Jack: what are you laughing at are you not talking me seriously
    Gab: you look silly
    Jack: your not taking my art and my work seriously

  • @dustythetvheadman3620
    @dustythetvheadman3620 4 роки тому +191

    Jack: **moves one inch**
    Camera: WUBAWUBAWUBAWUBA

    • @coopermerritt1292
      @coopermerritt1292 4 роки тому +1

      Emperor Zurg I’m sorry but I can’t like this it has 69 likes

    • @speckford123
      @speckford123 4 роки тому +3

      @@coopermerritt1292 79 now, come back and like it

    • @coopermerritt1292
      @coopermerritt1292 4 роки тому +1

      Speckleton I did

    • @speckford123
      @speckford123 4 роки тому +1

      @@coopermerritt1292 I'm proud of you, good job

  • @liquidlights8762
    @liquidlights8762 4 роки тому +364

    Sean: puts on thicc thighs
    I don't think it did anything
    Evelyn: OH YES IT DID😂😂

  • @thisisfine2962
    @thisisfine2962 4 роки тому +419

    "Move over Safiya Nygaard, now I'm going to be trying on the wedding dresses."
    I cannot stop laughing, somebody help.

    • @acebair957
      @acebair957 3 роки тому +2

      PLEASE ITS THREE AM HELP ME

    • @bythrne
      @bythrne 3 роки тому +1

      @Lil Bug this comment made me laugh, only because you said “shit up”

  • @gunnarvestlund2729
    @gunnarvestlund2729 3 роки тому +8

    I like that you can see his emotions thru the bean mask

  • @Eli-sg5to
    @Eli-sg5to 4 роки тому +454

    Every day Jack gets closer to reaching his final form; Jenna Marbles

  • @PizzaTiger-oq7iv
    @PizzaTiger-oq7iv 4 роки тому +180

    Jack: *Dances with light up gloves*
    Me: So it is possible to have a party with only two people and a cat.

  • @daeyujaem7467
    @daeyujaem7467 4 роки тому +309

    Sean: " Grow your own Jesus"
    Me: *Flashbacks to when Jesus gave sean doughnuts at his tour*

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 роки тому +2

      haha YESS!! I remember that tour vlog!

    • @skippychan1904
      @skippychan1904 4 роки тому +1

      He lost the fucking custody

    • @PrinceDetectiveCrow
      @PrinceDetectiveCrow 4 роки тому +2

      @@skippychan1904 i know he did,but,what dose that have anything to do whit the Coment?

  • @savannah-23
    @savannah-23 2 роки тому +7

    Séan and Evelien's dynamic is so cute and I love it! I hope that they end up getting married, they'd likely be a very happy married couple!

  • @DeathRaider-jq3qx
    @DeathRaider-jq3qx 4 роки тому +304

    Normal people: oops I dropped my phone
    Jack: oopsie I dropped my phone all over the floor

  • @rowandrake7069
    @rowandrake7069 4 роки тому +661

    The Cat is just staring and questioning his mother's relationship choices

    • @umbur2017
      @umbur2017 4 роки тому +9

      Rowan Drake his name is big boss he best cat

    • @animalsareloyal1975
      @animalsareloyal1975 4 роки тому +10

      Like the cat thinking this Irish human so crazy. Maybe i catnap in his coffee and take over his channel 🐱catsepticeye

    • @FennecFelix.memento
      @FennecFelix.memento 4 роки тому +2

      @@animalsareloyal1975 awwwww yes 😍

    • @TheMajesticKnight
      @TheMajesticKnight 4 роки тому +2

      @@animalsareloyal1975 Omg awwwwwwww

    • @TheMajesticKnight
      @TheMajesticKnight 4 роки тому +2

      @@animalsareloyal1975 That is so cute lol

  • @elieli2893
    @elieli2893 4 роки тому +229

    BB being like: "Mom, why did we get him?"

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 4 роки тому +7

      BB:is NOT amused

    • @ShadicJackson
      @ShadicJackson 4 роки тому

      Is that the cats name? When did jack get a cat. BB cute

    • @elieli2893
      @elieli2893 4 роки тому +6

      @@ShadicJackson BB, or Big Boss, is Jack's girlfriend's cat. They live together now, so BB lives with Jack, too :D

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 4 роки тому +4

      Big Boss will own this channel in 2020.

  • @katiebroadway
    @katiebroadway 3 роки тому +9

    "You know I'm gonna bring these to bed tonight and paly with them."
    I feel so bad for Gab right now XD

  • @Aalextheghost
    @Aalextheghost 4 роки тому +975

    “Shake what your momma gave ya”
    Me: I’m adopt-
    “My momma gave my up for adoption

    • @private1712
      @private1712 4 роки тому +11

      Shake your adopted parents

    • @ummguy5548
      @ummguy5548 4 роки тому +5

      Shake the adoption papers

  • @skylarblue1246
    @skylarblue1246 4 роки тому +599

    “He thick now” Now? Sean, you’ve been thick the whole time.

    • @williamwasp7951
      @williamwasp7951 4 роки тому +11

      the real thicc was the Sean we found along the way

    • @thunderusnight
      @thunderusnight 4 роки тому +2

      The real thicc was the jesus we found along the way

    • @sealion6030
      @sealion6030 4 роки тому +1

      Oh my god I love this meme 😂
      Yes, I suppose the real thicc boy was the jacks we met along the way

  • @arthurhendry119
    @arthurhendry119 4 роки тому +103

    Jack: *starts dancing*
    Jack's mic: **hurricane noises**
    edit: Jacks to Jack's

  • @blondesabre6546
    @blondesabre6546 4 роки тому +4

    5:18 is the proudest ive ever been of jack. knowing who bo burnham is. life = complete

  • @SBNetto
    @SBNetto 4 роки тому +74

    "When you grow up, we can crucify you"
    Now that escalated quickly

  • @thepeternetwork
    @thepeternetwork 4 роки тому +860

    Jack: How's little Baby Rubber Jesus doing?
    ...
    Jack: He's dead.
    Me: Give him three days.

    • @spaghettiwaffles
      @spaghettiwaffles 4 роки тому +5

      OneDarkGamer now just take out the space and the re

    • @jasonnobbs256
      @jasonnobbs256 4 роки тому +8

      Takes him 3 days to respawn

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates 4 роки тому +2

      DISnut I’m crying 😂

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 4 роки тому +4

      @@onedarkgamer yeah but it's super glitchy. Apparently when he respawns that big rock moves???

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 4 роки тому +2

      @@onedarkgamer oh yeah. You know, I'm pretty sure the character was a glitch itself? They only had half of the code called "Mary" so the devs had to finish it themselves

  • @Oliviasart-lo5jk
    @Oliviasart-lo5jk 4 роки тому +470

    When he said ‘ass pads’ I’m like “my nan has them”

  • @roryhealy5190
    @roryhealy5190 3 роки тому +2

    13:20 you're not spreading wine everywhere you're spreading liquid joy

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +399

    GoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Headset is Unbreakable

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 4 роки тому +11

      DIOs mio

    • @tarambukis-c2q
      @tarambukis-c2q 4 роки тому +11

      araki nerf headset

    • @tarambukis-c2q
      @tarambukis-c2q 4 роки тому +4

      @@JODRecaps shut it boomer

    • @TeaKiwi
      @TeaKiwi 4 роки тому +6

      Gojos bizarre adventure: steel headsets run

    • @TeaKiwi
      @TeaKiwi 4 роки тому +6

      Gojos bizarre adventure: headset crusaders

  • @camrynosborne1131
    @camrynosborne1131 4 роки тому +293

    "You're just bleeding all over the dance floor''
    sooooo... there's a panic at the disco?

    • @thisguy3149
      @thisguy3149 4 роки тому +8

      More like
      Blood on the dance floor

    • @iliketurtles5363
      @iliketurtles5363 4 роки тому +3

      James Deats you didn’t get it did you?

    • @SteamBugVin
      @SteamBugVin 4 роки тому +4

      @@iliketurtles5363 Blood on the dancefloor is a wonderful band, keep up boomer

    • @Diamond-me9ko
      @Diamond-me9ko 4 роки тому +3

      More like murder on the dance floor

    • @iliketurtles5363
      @iliketurtles5363 4 роки тому +1

      Jell-o Pasta Productions Panic at the disco is better you zoomer stinky brainer

  • @erf1058
    @erf1058 4 роки тому +724

    2014-2015: I think Im allergic to cats and I dont like them
    2019: Has a cat that he loves... xD

    • @mellowlemons22
      @mellowlemons22 4 роки тому +20

      not just has a cat but loves his cat

    • @Bro1212_
      @Bro1212_ 4 роки тому +7

      Erin F jacks changed a ton since then, for better and worse

    • @erf1058
      @erf1058 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Ocer.
      @Ocer. 4 роки тому +1

      ok

    • @martha4286
      @martha4286 4 роки тому +4

      Erin F loves is an understatement

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 3 роки тому +11

    Seán: ooh sparkles, ooh shiny, ooh kitty cat
    My cat: *attention. Now.*

  • @natalieo.6874
    @natalieo.6874 4 роки тому +150

    “Move over Safiya Nygaard, looks like I’LL be trying on the wedding dresses”
    *puts underwear on head like a veil/headpiece*

    • @audleysexton3325
      @audleysexton3325 4 роки тому

      that is gold, it made me die. lol

    • @natalieo.6874
      @natalieo.6874 4 роки тому

      Holy crap he hearted my comment omggggggggggggg

    • @natalieo.6874
      @natalieo.6874 4 роки тому

      It’s at 9:48 just for anyone who wanted the time stamp lol

  • @Brendyn4222
    @Brendyn4222 4 роки тому +226

    “Wine rack”
    *walks out in announce at how perfect jacks pun game is.*

    • @PhantomKit157
      @PhantomKit157 4 роки тому +1

      I think that's the actual product name 😅

    • @nwpboy2082
      @nwpboy2082 4 роки тому +3

      JODisHere fuck you

    • @naranciacake5780
      @naranciacake5780 4 роки тому

      NOBODY ELSE LIKE THE COMMENT

    • @bomoore9872
      @bomoore9872 4 роки тому +1

      @@JODRecaps i just seen you on pewdiepies video. Can you stop killing the meme. And can you stop replying this to every single comment.

  • @David-di1gs
    @David-di1gs 4 роки тому +56

    The way the camera moves is really funny, perfectly resembles his enthusiasm

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 3 роки тому +6

    I don't know why, but healing Seán call Evelyn babe is just adorable to me

  • @tammychumley5184
    @tammychumley5184 4 роки тому +536

    Jack: “Don’t buy your heros”
    Me: *doesn’t buy jacksepticeye merch*

    • @catsby_art2043
      @catsby_art2043 4 роки тому +15

      Slow clap 👏

    • @galaxel1494
      @galaxel1494 4 роки тому +7

      Is your hero Sean’s merch?

    • @8ubbleT3A
      @8ubbleT3A 4 роки тому +10

      "That's not how you play the game"

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 4 роки тому

      What if I bought jacksepticeye in the deep web?

    • @da_coolguys8079
      @da_coolguys8079 4 роки тому +1

      "Heros" you mean *Heroes*

  • @clockjaw5189
    @clockjaw5189 4 роки тому +147

    I was disappointed he didn’t say “Shatan” with the gloves

    • @maylindria
      @maylindria 4 роки тому +2

      chopstix102 oh.... that would have made it sooooooo much better

    • @aSHuNa-zj6ur
      @aSHuNa-zj6ur 4 роки тому +5

      Fancehhhh

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 роки тому +3

      "happiness to everyone!"

    • @clockjaw5189
      @clockjaw5189 4 роки тому +3

      This is the most likes I’ve gotten on any comment........... yikes forever

    • @clockjaw5189
      @clockjaw5189 4 роки тому

      JODisHere bruh why comment on me you have the ability to get monotized and I have 30 subs and make trash

  • @someonewithalife1077
    @someonewithalife1077 4 роки тому +376

    “Nothing good ever happens here”
    Me: *flashbacks to that disgusting pimple popper thing*

  • @rapcentral1184
    @rapcentral1184 4 роки тому +3

    Seań:hey babe
    Seans girlfriend:WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH GLOVES BEFORE BED.

  • @crazy._lunatic2454
    @crazy._lunatic2454 4 роки тому +249

    How's little baby rubber Jesus doing?
    18:28
    He's dead 🙂

  • @aprilfuller6534
    @aprilfuller6534 4 роки тому +74

    If I can find a mans like sean, I will never be bored, never be able to sleep, be laughing 24/7, and love life.

    • @maggotzpie
      @maggotzpie 4 роки тому

      I found one! buttt he lost feelings so now I’m sad & in love with someone who probably forgot I existed 😀👍.

  • @casht.4067
    @casht.4067 4 роки тому +163

    The Jesus takes three days to grow, like with his resurrection...probably not intentional but still a nice touch if so

    • @Anaoa_Official
      @Anaoa_Official 4 роки тому +1

      That's a really nice detail!

    • @josephstephenson2676
      @josephstephenson2676 4 роки тому +1

      I died when he said "In 2 hours to 3 days well have a full grown jesus and well crucify him"

    • @Irreverent_Radiation
      @Irreverent_Radiation 4 роки тому +1

      @@ALily-ew9im c'mon just have some L A U G H T, in this channel, everything is just jokes and funny, there is a funny comment from someone making a joke of the LED glove and epilepsy

    • @Irreverent_Radiation
      @Irreverent_Radiation 4 роки тому +2

      @@ALily-ew9im I will say exactly the same that I just said to you. He isn't trying to attack anyone.

    • @josephstephenson2676
      @josephstephenson2676 4 роки тому +1

      A. Lily I can see your concern with my comment but no. I do not feel bad for saying this, but I do feel bad for insulting your religion. I acknowledge your comment and say this. I am super sorry. I'm super cereal.

  • @erenkavilcioglu
    @erenkavilcioglu 3 роки тому +5

    Imagine going to a fight and beating the shit out of everyone with flashy gloves

  • @izzi5630
    @izzi5630 4 роки тому +262

    Seán:
    "But that's next time"
    Me 5 months later:
    "S-Seán, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 4 роки тому +2

      _WRRRYYYYY-_

    • @Zoe-ds5xn
      @Zoe-ds5xn 4 роки тому +1

      The Chicken Gang - I have found my gang

  • @ikPatriciaclips
    @ikPatriciaclips 4 роки тому +348

    Why.. is the camera not straight
    "I assume music is being added in" oh Sean..

    • @ivanigls1273
      @ivanigls1273 4 роки тому +3

      The camera's not straight cause all he's doing is gay

    • @ZyklenII
      @ZyklenII 4 роки тому

      Spam

    • @ZyklenII
      @ZyklenII 4 роки тому

      Im spamming you

    • @ZyklenII
      @ZyklenII 4 роки тому +1

      I am doing this for no reason

  • @nicoleangelcourt2862
    @nicoleangelcourt2862 4 роки тому +183

    “I assume music is being added in, or I just look stupid.”
    Robin: and I oop-

  • @Clawfacebtww
    @Clawfacebtww 2 роки тому +2

    I love how Sean actually sings decently, but then his singing turns into low, freaky gibberish. xD

  • @eyeamthesolesbee4998
    @eyeamthesolesbee4998 4 роки тому +558

    This episode: "I'm a small boy."
    Other episodes: "I'M NOT SMALL!!!"

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +198

    "Move over, Safiya Nygaard, now I'M trying the wedding dresses"
    YESS! My life is complete now x)

    • @ellamcfadden2078
      @ellamcfadden2078 4 роки тому +1

      btw its Nygaard

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +1

      @@ellamcfadden2078 edited, sorry I literally wrot it at 1:30 on the morning x)

  • @st.seraph
    @st.seraph 4 роки тому +587

    "You know I'm gonna bring these to bed tonight, and play with them."
    Evelyn, I warn you, run from this man. This short, Irish man.

    • @Invalid-0407
      @Invalid-0407 4 роки тому +2

      I can’t believe the cat is still there

    • @thunderusnight
      @thunderusnight 4 роки тому +27

      There is no running from disco thicc jack

    • @Hotpink51
      @Hotpink51 4 роки тому +6

      Idk if it's just cause I'm 5'4 but idk why everyone calls Jack short, 5'10 seems tall to me?! 😭😭

    • @cofedafoax5912
      @cofedafoax5912 4 роки тому +2

      5’10 is a pretty average height for adults lol

    • @mckaleighwatson3942
      @mckaleighwatson3942 4 роки тому +5

      Potato* not man

  • @chanman2746
    @chanman2746 3 роки тому +4

    17:53 he seemed so devastated when he said that XD