Imagining 100s of rats gathering in the sewer having a swim competition is funny af. Rival rat families on each side, a rat referee that's getting paid off by one of the families. The best rat swimmer is entangled with the boss' wife. And that boss is Stuart Little. This is also a musical with the same theme as any Ronald Isley video. Shit is fire bro
As kids from Upstate, we swam The Mohawk and all the quarries around Schnectady and the stories about the rats there were legendary. Huge, cat sized rats just chillin. Just like my friend saw growin up in Crown Heights, Brooklyn! We gotta get to the bottom of these rat stories. For real mobbed up rigged swimming races happening in The City!😅😂🥰💯🐀🐁
Went to a party in Brooklyn back in '06 and felt the ground shaking. Thought it was a train...nope! It was a freaking herd (yes, a herd) of rats running through an empty lot.
I’m born and raised harlem nyc, Literally every other day a rat the size of a truck runs through my foot on the streets so hard and it pushes my foot over 😂 i shit you not (this also happens downtown though, basically any borough in ny)
I lived here all my life and I only have ever seen rats in the subway. And they have never ran over my foot. Where in world are you all walking? Lmaoooo 😂😂
My deepest sympathies are going to Desus right now. He said on twitter his cousin in the UK passed away from COVID, that's really tough man. He's still cracking jokes with a smile :( RIP
I been in the BX and Bodega hive too long 😩😩😭😭 I said chopped cheese at the same time as Desus as soon as Julia said what flavors jam would you sell 🤣🤣
Let me stop you there....my 9 year old loves kumbucha....I had to think why is this kid drowning them....its fermented so there are some that have a little natural alcohol in them 😂😂😂😂 But he had great movement tho I did appreciate that. I'm sure he did to. I stopped him from drinking them as soon as i realize but there was a good 3 weeks he was drinking them.Am I am a bad parent..... #Taurusgang 😂😂😂😂😂
Kombucha reminds me of something my Puerto Rican family drank, called Mavi. It is a fermented drink. I never liked it and the first time I tasted kombucha I realized what it was.
Fallon is definitely living in LA. In CA, our governor went back on his original reopening plan, so Fallon doesn't surprise me. Conan was working out of his basement, and it looked dark and worse than Gitmo.
RIP to Desus’ cousin, Sarah, who passed away due to COVID-19. WASH YOUR HANDS BALLBAGS #BodegaHive. We’re with you Desus. 🙏🏾
Kabuki sucks
RIP SARAH 😔
Who else is loving the show format during lockdown? Its like it's back on Vice again.
Less Julia
I liked the vice format better
Had a rat ask me for a dollar once at Port Authority
Port Authority is really the opening to hell.
Theres a lot of Rats asking for money in my neighborhood
He then used that dollar to bum a Newport in Times Square. 🐀🚬🍕
iluvdissheet Lmao. It really is, man.
Did Desus say he puts his pants on "one day at a time"?
He sure did😂
“We put our pants on one day at a time.” 😂😂😂 (7:33)
Lmfaooo that everyday in Ny, that a rat runs over my foot, they just flirting😂☠😂☠😂😭👏👏👏
Mero dropping straight facts about IPAs.
Imagining 100s of rats gathering in the sewer having a swim competition is funny af. Rival rat families on each side, a rat referee that's getting paid off by one of the families. The best rat swimmer is entangled with the boss' wife. And that boss is Stuart Little. This is also a musical with the same theme as any Ronald Isley video. Shit is fire bro
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Bruh, you have smoked waaaay too much to have this amount of detail together. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 good one
@@sknkwrksowner no shit lol. Very descriptive and original
This is so beautiful, especially for anyone from NY. Thing is... I really feel like we're letting down the recent cast of Cats🥺😥💯😾🙀
As kids from Upstate, we swam The Mohawk and all the quarries around Schnectady and the stories about the rats there were legendary. Huge, cat sized rats just chillin. Just like my friend saw growin up in Crown Heights, Brooklyn! We gotta get to the bottom of these rat stories. For real mobbed up rigged swimming races happening in The City!😅😂🥰💯🐀🐁
Everytime Desus or Mero says "Whimsical" a NYC subway crackhead gets their fix.
“We put our pants on one day at a time” -Desus Nice, 2020
I didnt know what sqrl was. Im like modly? i dont even want fresh squirrel jam
😆
Wait, I thought we decided as a society to forget Homeboys in Outer Space ever existed.
Went to a party in Brooklyn back in '06 and felt the ground shaking. Thought it was a train...nope! It was a freaking herd (yes, a herd) of rats running through an empty lot.
“The little worm from Labyrinth” 😩
🤣 🤣 🤣
😭😭😭
Classic movie
Shout out to mero for the labyrinth reference
As a washed nerd I too can confirm- the Dilbert comic slapped hard, it spoke to the young urban professional in me, tryna get that corporate bag 💯
as a square chick from the Midwest, I appreciate the introduction to new vocabulary from Desus and Mero hehe
LMAO! "what; are you new here!?" "they trying to get that sheen"
IM WEAK!
"SCOBY- a symbiotic..." *Venom has entered the chat*
🤣😅😂😭🥳🤗💘💝
“that’s how IPA was started!!!” hahah so true
I’m born and raised harlem nyc, Literally every other day a rat the size of a truck runs through my foot on the streets so hard and it pushes my foot over 😂 i shit you not (this also happens downtown though, basically any borough in ny)
ii lemme not exaggerate... Like every other 2 weeks rather
My Papa Joe was from 320 East 109th sir!
I lived here all my life and I only have ever seen rats in the subway. And they have never ran over my foot. Where in world are you all walking? Lmaoooo 😂😂
‘Homeboys in Outer Space’!! 😩 I forgot that existed. Lol
If your jam has a disclaimer, I'll pass.
Is “The rats just want their corners back” a subtweet at Takashi?
My deepest sympathies are going to Desus right now. He said on twitter his cousin in the UK passed away from COVID, that's really tough man. He's still cracking jokes with a smile :( RIP
Maybe they weren't close... .. .
I’ve been drinking kombucha for much longer than 2 years, greater than 5. And I do like the taste of kombucha. It helps settle my stomach!
That’s hilarious!
LIES!!
Kombucha slaps. IDC what anyone says. Scoby with the mother is it.
"It's balance, if you can go outside to get an eat, why can't a rat go outside and eat you" #balance2020 #Bodegahive
Jesus Christ! The Secret Diaries Of Desmond Phifer! How that made it to actual TV still baffles tf outta me.
Homeboys in outerspace was just as trash.
"Talk about robbing the cradle, he's robbing the ovaries" - Desus, 2020
She totally married him for love and companionship. The chemistry just bursts through the images.
Please, bring back the Sonic rings bit.
They had one on Sunday
TRUE
I see your MAGA Dilbert and raise you the Fyre festival guy and his new 20 something husband.
no way lol
@@keodakilla Yeah. 2020 didn't come to fuck around.
I appreciate the sneaker game on "both sides, on both sides." 💯
“Yankee fitted sweat” 😂
Waiting for the Boys to start clowning on Nick Cannon. Any day now...
“Excuse me, sir. Why does this black Airforce 1 jam taste like my own blood?”
"That's how IPA started" lol
This is why I don't even wear open toed shoes like that 😒
👣🐀
Come 5/6pm those feet are griiiiiiiimy
I saw those "Rat on Subway" clips on the Vice show!
Desus place looking like footlocker
Elmo Suit guy bedbug Lmaoo
Mero looking to his right as if Desus is right next to him @6:09 Even in quarantine the Brand is Synergetic💪🏽💪🏽
Yo that's so true I had a 🐀 rat run into my foot getting on the 2 train going uptown definitely a rite of passage
That’s when the city accepts you. When roaches feel comfortable dining with you at the crib and rats bless you with their presence
I would die... just let me go
"...more than mold on your jam..." They're crushing it.
Lmao the flavors list killed me. I was thinking sweaty blue handball after I heard Yankee fitted sweat 🤣
Why not just let the stray cats free.. Anyone seen that video of those NY people hunting rats in vice🤣🤣 love that crazy video
The dogs? Yeah I saw that shit. Haven’t seen a rat in years so when it popped on my tv screen I started screaming
7:33
"we put our pants on one day at a time" Hahahahaha
Kamboucha taste like pickle juice! Fight me🤣🤣
"..And if u don't vote for us, whoooo.. it's Gonna be more than mold on ya Jam!" -Desus 😂😂😂
Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah still out here live from the crib or somethin like that. Lol
Mero's Jads Kiss impression is spot on and he never misses a chance to use it! "Wha wha" 😂😂😂😂
I been in the BX and Bodega hive too long 😩😩😭😭 I said chopped cheese at the same time as Desus as soon as Julia said what flavors jam would you sell 🤣🤣
Prayers and Blessings to Deuce and the entire family for the passing of their loved one
I literally just imagined Trump with some Bred 11s on to match the red tie
Lmaooo the Dilbert dude married his sugar baby 😂 Good for him, I guess 🤷🏻♀️
"If this is a cop, I'm breaking the law"
Bet Julia is glad she got out of wild n out when she did lol
Finally something to watch :)
"Walk to work"?!! Ya'll at home!
“Nice chains Mero” 🤑😆
Let Master Spilnter Eat 🐀!
7:29 The Brand coordination killed me 😭😭
So are you guys gonna talk about Nick Cannon, or is that too close to home for Julia? 😳
How the fuck did they synchronize that fist swing at 7:25 ? That was dope
Let me stop you there....my 9 year old loves kumbucha....I had to think why is this kid drowning them....its fermented so there are some that have a little natural alcohol in them 😂😂😂😂 But he had great movement tho I did appreciate that. I'm sure he did to. I stopped him from drinking them as soon as i realize but there was a good 3 weeks he was drinking them.Am I am a bad parent..... #Taurusgang 😂😂😂😂😂
You're not a bad parent. It's better than wine back in the day Europeans had to give their kids
Children in Europe drink wine.
7:28 "Activate Bodega connection"
Julia really cements the dynamic
Easy with that IPA talk, Mero...
Bodega Boyz about to start attack ads for the emmy's. I'm gone. lmfaooo They got my vote.
That’s how ipa started 😂
love yall bodega boys
Why did they both get so sensual when they were firing off jam flavors thooooogh 😅😅😍
"we are like farm to table humans now" im dead
Kombucha reminds me of something my Puerto Rican family drank, called Mavi. It is a fermented drink. I never liked it and the first time I tasted kombucha I realized what it was.
Molly Bode Yes
virgil village in da house
So did NORE really say “She in the racial chat room showing feet?” Or does MERO just say it in is voice? The Brand is Strong.
That's what NORE Said about Doja Cat
Robert Jackson I can see that 🚨🚨
Yeah he tweeted it
It was a tweet but if you read it in NORE rap voice you get Mero
He said homeboys in outer space 😂😂😂💀
I Love Julia! She is funny
I've got a SCOBY going now. new to brewing my own. love it!
I thought Anderson Cooper was marrying his surrogate! Need to put my glasses on, givin' myself a heart attack...
Desus flexing the Ben & Jerry's!
Lol that miss on the LA hand sign
Mero said pigeon dookie .... So dying
Fallon is definitely living in LA. In CA, our governor went back on his original reopening plan, so Fallon doesn't surprise me. Conan was working out of his basement, and it looked dark and worse than Gitmo.
Me in my head: we in the racist chat runnin-
Mero: WE IN THE-
Me- 😎
Loves In Brooklyn for 21 years of my life. A rat has never run over my foot
Must not be brooklyn brooklyn
The rats thought you were too bougie
Muskrat On The Mohawk got 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀
drippin heat
Hahahaha. "Beat it, Larry..."
Mero’s third eye ALL the way open on that IPA/Kombucha conspiracy.
Hive scrape that mold off your jelly ball bags. The art is divine yo.💪🏻🎨
Health-Ade Kombucha is very tasty with a variety of flavors
2nd view what’s good. Its true though-if you’ve never had a rat run over your foot on a subway platform, you’re not from here.
I’m so glad New Yorkers have pride because it sounds like a cesspool
I've been seeing rats running around in broad daylight in soho. This is not news
It's a RAT of passage.
I gotcha a flavor Knicks fan tears
The brand is so strong
Havin a rat crawl over your feet in NYC is GOOD LUCK
D3 ball? That isn't much better than high school ball 🤣
5:20 Vienna sausages
they on point about kombucha!
#BrandIsBack