Thanksgiving, $1 Pizza Prices, President Kamala Harris, Financial Cheating | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Thanksgiving plans, dollar pizza prices are rising, Kamala Harris takes over as U.S. President for Joe Biden, and financial cheating in relationships.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 167

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 роки тому +465

    Heather been sippin on that Clooney tequila and gon' be waiting for Mero when he get home after this segment...

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 2 роки тому +85

      Desus was worried for how long his sofa would be hosting Mero.

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 роки тому +11

      Hope he doesn't get beaten

    • @TreyDoe
      @TreyDoe 2 роки тому +31

      She gon put Judy on him

    • @Jaison96
      @Jaison96 2 роки тому +5

      Haha!!!!

    • @raqueldeshow9678
      @raqueldeshow9678 2 роки тому +2

      hahahaaa

  • @ronniesnakehissiii9413
    @ronniesnakehissiii9413 2 роки тому +22

    Damn! Joel had a lot weighing him down! Glad he was able to vent those last 2 minutes!
    Desus is me riding with ALL my married friends!

  • @nunurbiznis4749
    @nunurbiznis4749 2 роки тому +32

    That apron idea sound kinda fire tho 🤣

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 2 роки тому +104

    Yo, I'm suffering through a wild toothache tonight, and I so needed this laugh. Big ups to the Brand for helping me feel better, if only for 11 minutes.

    • @candigirrl003
      @candigirrl003 2 роки тому +7

      Feel better soon

    • @allmoneyin1370
      @allmoneyin1370 2 роки тому +8

      Get some clove oil if u can't find anything else. That shit will numb it til u get to a dentist.

    • @shamirgrant
      @shamirgrant 2 роки тому +2

      I thought the same thing I really needed this laugh.

    • @jeremyblackwater439
      @jeremyblackwater439 2 роки тому +2

      @@allmoneyin1370 is that right? I have a toothache that I can’t get fixed right now so I’m down to try anything

    • @allmoneyin1370
      @allmoneyin1370 2 роки тому +3

      @@jeremyblackwater439 yea that shit might smell a lil funny n the weed smoke gonna have a hint of it but you get used to it.

  • @ouzi9122
    @ouzi9122 2 роки тому +37

    New Jersey doing a number on Mero, Desus looking like he ready to run 🤣🤣

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 2 роки тому +69

    Yo Desus left the homie hanging during Meros Shark Tank pitch. That made me laugh out loud for real

  • @TheBluePhenom
    @TheBluePhenom 2 роки тому +24

    Mero gonna have to hide out in the Bronx for a few days once Heather sees this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CAxALLDAY
    @CAxALLDAY 2 роки тому +15

    bros TIGHT bout them aprons hahahah

  • @paulgladstoneboonpushparaj9420
    @paulgladstoneboonpushparaj9420 2 роки тому +5

    Desus knows what’s about to happen at the mero house towards the end… Happy Thanksgiving y’all!!!

  • @thefateofchos850
    @thefateofchos850 2 роки тому +5

    Use this show to fight my depression.

  • @summerlavey6091
    @summerlavey6091 2 роки тому +10

    Julia's laugh at 3:05 hahahah

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 2 роки тому +12

    An electric Hummer might be the biggest oxymoron I've ever been aware of.

    • @Bo-zr5yu
      @Bo-zr5yu 2 роки тому

      That's him telling America he didn't win. Drive it like you stole it!

  • @ryanhoptop2378
    @ryanhoptop2378 2 роки тому +11

    Needed this to end the weekend. Appreciate yall and let's go knicks! Knicks vs Lakers tuesday who's coming through? YERRR!!

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 роки тому +3

      As a Lakers fan, if you don't beat our asses, y'all bunz. This team is trash. Bron probably gonna be suspended...only thing that might save us is Melo goin' all the way off back home.

  • @BeamCity
    @BeamCity 2 роки тому +2

    Prayers for my man Mero. Son going thru it

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 роки тому +5

    Last time I was this early, my first girlfriend said, "Already?"

  • @charro028
    @charro028 2 роки тому +1

    Joél on here telling all Heather business!

  • @melaniamedici9900
    @melaniamedici9900 2 роки тому +3

    Yooooo Chicago bodega hive

  • @GSTATPRO
    @GSTATPRO 2 роки тому +3

    My man Mero paying 900 for 2 ounces of trees is wild! NY got me fucked up with that pricing. I'm in AZ and I can still get a ounce for 100 and super gas maybe 150.

  • @danamorey2422
    @danamorey2422 2 роки тому +1

    Im fighting for my life… I cackled

  • @travino
    @travino 2 роки тому +1

    That E Hummer is faster than the Tesla truck.

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 2 роки тому +1

    I'm Joe your Uber 🤣

  • @jcam5064
    @jcam5064 2 роки тому +1

    I so badly want to share my colonoscopy experience with the sucio boys lmao I went under with sucio thoughts, and embarrassed 3 of 4 doctors in a hilarious way.

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 2 роки тому +10

    Mero sounds like he’s loosing/lost his voice and I’m here for it…. Ok zaddy 😬

  • @raqueldeshow9678
    @raqueldeshow9678 2 роки тому

    "FLAG DAY" 🤣

  • @ronniecarter9688
    @ronniecarter9688 2 роки тому

    That survey should be like 84%.. 😝

  • @robbielewis8559
    @robbielewis8559 2 роки тому

    PROTECT MERO's IDEA SHIIIIT GET ON IT 10:34

  • @JeanPaulBeaubier
    @JeanPaulBeaubier 2 роки тому +1

    distracted by how cozy mero's jacket looks 👀 where can i buy that

  • @miggywidit
    @miggywidit 2 роки тому

    I"M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE!!! samesies

  • @clothsafe9778
    @clothsafe9778 2 роки тому

    You wildin Mero. Who doesn't put garlic powder on there 🍕

  • @candigirrl003
    @candigirrl003 2 роки тому +1

    I'm Joe your uber , lmao

  • @OutWestC
    @OutWestC 2 роки тому

    Dis nigga Mero in Trouble yo !! 🤣🤣

  • @robbielewis8559
    @robbielewis8559 2 роки тому

    this nigga Desus is woke with that question 9:31

  • @comradebrucewayne2607
    @comradebrucewayne2607 2 роки тому

    AHAHAHHHHH

  • @BVTMVN007
    @BVTMVN007 2 роки тому

    The brand is around “global”

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 2 роки тому

    Soon as Mero did the ll cool j lick lip i knew that nigga was (uncle ruckus voice) Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

  • @jmmjmedia
    @jmmjmedia 2 роки тому

    💪

  • @ToluRobertson
    @ToluRobertson 2 роки тому

    What you wanna say to Joe Byron?

  • @weed22k
    @weed22k 2 роки тому

    never trust dollar pizzas. there used to be a place on 43rd & 3rd & it was like they used concrete instead of dough.

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 2 роки тому +137

    Mero turned into Joel on that rant. 😂

  • @Justinrombough
    @Justinrombough 2 роки тому +199

    Desus watching Mero complain about his wife made my week 😂😂

  • @elizahhoward3923
    @elizahhoward3923 2 роки тому +238

    I’ll always be here for meros relationship problems, problems I can’t relate too tho😅🙏

  • @Kxji
    @Kxji 2 роки тому +262

    Desus was worried about Mero by the end of the video 🤣

    • @sorryman105
      @sorryman105 2 роки тому +9

      Lord, everyone should be worried about Mero.

    • @Kxji
      @Kxji 2 роки тому +2

      @@sorryman105 My guy was wylin on TV!

    • @SuecoSwiss
      @SuecoSwiss 2 роки тому +4

      AS LONG AS MERO GETS HIS COLONOSCOPY WE CAN WORRY A BIT LESS.

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 2 роки тому +103

    Desus wanted no smoke from heather

    • @jordachejordan90
      @jordachejordan90 2 роки тому +25

      Or Judy

    • @shamirgrant
      @shamirgrant 2 роки тому +9

      @@jordachejordan90 if you know you know. The brand is strong.

    • @Bo-zr5yu
      @Bo-zr5yu 2 роки тому +3

      @@jordachejordan90 Cap 🤣

    • @Chigz10
      @Chigz10 2 роки тому +5

      @@jordachejordan90 Facts Judy got shooters

  • @woodley91406
    @woodley91406 2 роки тому +188

    Julia's laugh has become such an integral part of The Warmup.

    • @truestdude
      @truestdude 2 роки тому +7

      It all comes together perfectly

    • @theqwndiva
      @theqwndiva 2 роки тому +6

      TOTALLY! I live for her laugh!!!

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 роки тому +4

      I never want to hear anything else!

  • @NotoriousSSV
    @NotoriousSSV 2 роки тому +195

    Desus having a colonoscopy at 20 because his guts was hurting is wild.

    • @truestdude
      @truestdude 2 роки тому +1

      Holy shit

    • @twoodbeats
      @twoodbeats 2 роки тому +9

      his guts bro

    • @iotatl
      @iotatl 2 роки тому +9

      It was just Julio on 125th St that sold him a bad dust....

  • @ifeelsuperhuman
    @ifeelsuperhuman 2 роки тому +87

    DESUS has lived SO MANY LIVES!!!

  • @pascalcalixte1583
    @pascalcalixte1583 2 роки тому +63

    The zoom-in on Mero when they asked about his financial cheating 🤣🤣

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 2 роки тому +70

    Desus ain't trying to hear it from Heather so he just let his mans go on a tangent 😂

    • @dirkdar1
      @dirkdar1 2 роки тому +4

      He ain't ever getting married after this.

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 роки тому +1

      @@dirkdar1 😂 for real he looked afraid

  • @marisgoldenhour6212
    @marisgoldenhour6212 2 роки тому +39

    😬 Mero's now gonna have to blink twice at the camera from time to time to let us know he's okay.

  • @Moody1111Scorpio
    @Moody1111Scorpio 2 роки тому +19

    Never been this early, or hungry for the art......

  • @KellyMitchellDesigns
    @KellyMitchellDesigns 2 роки тому +18

    Mero The Husband would be funnier than King of Queens! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eatyourveggies_
    @eatyourveggies_ 2 роки тому +27

    Siblings and I hid how much we got paid from our mother so we could have pocket money, think I haven't lied about expenses to someone I haven't had a child with? Those stats are ill imformed.

  • @CooleyT8TimPrewitt
    @CooleyT8TimPrewitt 2 роки тому +17

    Reach up, reach around 😂

  • @Prederick
    @Prederick 2 роки тому +10

    That slow zoom was unnecessary.
    And also VERY necessary. XD

  • @starchiiiiild
    @starchiiiiild 2 роки тому +9

    It's been ages since that Meronoscopy episode and Mero still hasnt gone lmao

  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 2 роки тому +17

    Am I tripping, or is Mero's voice changing? 🤔

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 2 роки тому +11

      Nah, I heard it too. Sounds like he had a cold.

    • @wihe2079
      @wihe2079 2 роки тому +10

      4 kids, covid, low immune sys from smoking, all of the above 🤔😜💀

    • @MsJai_1
      @MsJai_1 2 роки тому

      @@aland7236 Okay. I thought my eardrums were wrong.

    • @MsJai_1
      @MsJai_1 2 роки тому

      @@wihe2079 🤣 That'll do it.

    • @AnimeProfilePicture
      @AnimeProfilePicture 2 роки тому

      @@wihe2079 weight gain too

  • @heiseili9279
    @heiseili9279 2 роки тому +5

    Desus is just letting him bury himself lmao

  • @jaymac7349
    @jaymac7349 2 роки тому +5

    That last segment touched a nerve with Mero 😂🤣

  • @slickdawg4634
    @slickdawg4634 2 роки тому +4

    “I’m fighting for my life!” 💀💀💀

  • @dirkdar1
    @dirkdar1 2 роки тому +4

    Everyone that knows, understands Mero's pain. I for real felt that.
    Desus is just sitting there thinking "This is why I'm never getting married".

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano 2 роки тому +21

    The brand stay keeping it real.... $900 on weed tho is cheap if he got half pound of dank

    • @rafaellopezjr473
      @rafaellopezjr473 2 роки тому +4

      All he got was 2 zips, I could’ve got him a half pound of some purple gelato for that much

    • @charlesboyette2268
      @charlesboyette2268 2 роки тому +4

      He said 2 ounces. Half a pound is 8 ounces genius. Good try

    • @CheechElMexicano
      @CheechElMexicano 2 роки тому +1

      He didn't say how much, I'm pretty sure he said a few ounces... Possibly a qp

    • @margaritakmp
      @margaritakmp 2 роки тому +6

      @@CheechElMexicano 9:39 he says "a couple ounces"

    • @CheechElMexicano
      @CheechElMexicano 2 роки тому +1

      Damn I guess we will won't know til he drops the beans about it 🤣 might spark up the apron rant again

  • @beardgangman
    @beardgangman 2 роки тому +5

    🗣Yerrrrrrr

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 2 роки тому +14

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates..🎈

    • @hunterklugh5067
      @hunterklugh5067 2 роки тому +10

      after seeing this shit multiple times
      I still don’t care

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 2 роки тому +1

      @@hunterklugh5067 lol

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 2 роки тому +4

    "Reach up, reach around" 😂😂😂

  • @SuecoSwiss
    @SuecoSwiss 2 роки тому +3

    DAMN SON! This is the best warmup I’ve ever seen. Mero on fucking fire 🔥🔥🔥 Desus can’t stop laughing. After school special, the more you know 🌈.

  • @jessannreece5672
    @jessannreece5672 2 роки тому +3

    I need details on Mero's jacket. Shit is FIRE sir.

  • @Makumbi
    @Makumbi 2 роки тому +2

    Desus, it's bad boys for life not bad boys till wife.

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL 2 роки тому +2

    *I'd love to see a tiktok of Joe Biden drifting donuts in a Hummer!*
    WHAT NOW, CORN POP???!!

  • @Elmerphant
    @Elmerphant 2 роки тому +2

    Mero tell us how you really feel lol.

  • @FoodForThought144
    @FoodForThought144 2 роки тому +2

    Does Meros beard lineup bother anyone else on here? Shit is an awful line up G, totally missed the jaw line, it’s straight down.

    • @jetlifing
      @jetlifing 2 роки тому

      Better that than the paper thin Puerto Rican line up lol

  • @MilwaukeeMisfit909
    @MilwaukeeMisfit909 2 роки тому +2

    Thumbs up for a healthy colon.

  • @iotatl
    @iotatl 2 роки тому +1

    Mero had to get that shit of his chest....

  • @kriskenard
    @kriskenard 2 роки тому +1

    I'm thankful for the bodega hive

  • @mxamboii1983
    @mxamboii1983 2 роки тому +1

    10:20 and on, 🤣 shit got real

  • @heiseili9279
    @heiseili9279 2 роки тому +1

    10:10 when that anesthesia kicked in.

  • @Wolves_FF
    @Wolves_FF 2 роки тому +1

    Y'all gonna get Mero beat 😭

  • @rafaeashraf605
    @rafaeashraf605 2 роки тому +1

    mero got it rough

  • @nopomegranates
    @nopomegranates 2 роки тому +1

    desus' "yooooo" at 10:33 i'm dead

  • @andrewotte5485
    @andrewotte5485 2 роки тому

    A couple ounces of pot for $900?? That's insane.

  • @nimrxdviziontv5506
    @nimrxdviziontv5506 2 роки тому

    Joe Biren wild'n!

  • @bigyeah7473
    @bigyeah7473 2 роки тому

    purrrr telfar shirt on Mero

  • @melojordans23
    @melojordans23 2 роки тому

    900 for 2oz.
    Damn

  • @mecca6801
    @mecca6801 2 роки тому

    dollar tree went up too! lol

  • @thomascampbell6483
    @thomascampbell6483 2 роки тому

    NyJoker Obama bro looking for comedy writer gig remember 42nd st NY joker hip hop bible performance!?in San Diego hit em old young Bulls of comedy style NY hip hop owners world lives on our time!!ya rap ya got BX in ya brain we made ya style!!?say no don't rap!!!the U.S.

  • @austinhubbard96
    @austinhubbard96 2 роки тому

    damn mero getting finnessed by plug or got taxxed heavy by the dispensary. thats way too much for weed these days.

  • @dipperdandy
    @dipperdandy 2 роки тому

    That chalk board apron .... actually isn't a bad idea. I'd buy one.

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 2 роки тому

    This reminds me of the story of queen lizzy driving her land rover around her estate with a middle eastern diplomat.

  • @oscarh2744
    @oscarh2744 2 роки тому

    Kamala reminds me of the lady from the boondocks BET episode 😂 😂

  • @coolocelot
    @coolocelot 2 роки тому

    I know Hilary was shaking with anger for a very short period of time

  • @teddybearington3
    @teddybearington3 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂🤭🤭💕💕💕🙈🙈

  • @X2_DACA
    @X2_DACA 2 роки тому

    Desus just sat back, and watched Mero dig his own grave at the end 😅

  • @citythink
    @citythink 2 роки тому

    Joe B has a 63 Stingray. The Man likes his speed.

  • @susiedupuy9532
    @susiedupuy9532 2 роки тому

    Mero is gonna be in the basement for a while.

  • @ElysiumQC
    @ElysiumQC 2 роки тому

    Joel's marriage has ended

  • @Futuristbillpicone
    @Futuristbillpicone 2 роки тому

    My wife also Mero 😆

  • @theSuperviLLain_est
    @theSuperviLLain_est 2 роки тому

    Zero dislikes as of writing this
    I don’t get why people take the time to dislike it lol and what the reason was hahaha

  • @monisolaelliott9346
    @monisolaelliott9346 2 роки тому +2

    I can’t breathe!😂I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard! The president part was too much😂

  • @chicoblanco3423
    @chicoblanco3423 2 роки тому +2

    You hop in the back of Joe's car you ain't ever being seen again

  • @lilflipper6752
    @lilflipper6752 2 роки тому +1

    The knicks ain't sh*t! Love yall

  • @seraphindavid1898
    @seraphindavid1898 2 роки тому +1

    Mero really threw Heather under the bus in the thanksgiving special.