Guilliman's BESERKER Rage

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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2024
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  • @lol_vevo
    @lol_vevo 5 місяців тому +11255

    You know shit just got real when a Custodes is like "there's nothing I can bring to the table, bro is HIM"

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 5 місяців тому +1017

      Tribune, with all due respect, he is THAT GUY.

    • @mattmetawolf8634
      @mattmetawolf8634 5 місяців тому +413

      It’s hilarious how the custodes sit up here and say this meanwhile they can easily fooled most if not all space marines who aren’t on that same fighting level as them

    • @amirarif420
      @amirarif420 5 місяців тому +304

      ​@@mattmetawolf8634i mean if you saw someone on unga bunga rage mode do you REALLY want to stop him

    • @muhammadahmad1851
      @muhammadahmad1851 5 місяців тому +220

      Agreed...when I heard first until second last part I was like 'hmm nah...he is a Primach, of course he is stronger than legionaries'
      But that Custodian part makes me like 'braaah'😂

    • @mattmetawolf8634
      @mattmetawolf8634 5 місяців тому +46

      @@amirarif420 yes I really do want to stop them so I won’t have to have a job and do what I meant to do as a bodyguard protect the rest of the Galaxy from my client

  • @itaughturgirl
    @itaughturgirl 5 місяців тому +8158

    "Fear the wrath of a calm man"
    He's not the Avenging son for nothing.

    • @user-tl5gj9dw4x
      @user-tl5gj9dw4x 5 місяців тому +261

      Devils run when good men go to war

    • @jamestownsend25
      @jamestownsend25 5 місяців тому +162

      @@user-tl5gj9dw4x Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war

    • @user-tl5gj9dw4x
      @user-tl5gj9dw4x 5 місяців тому +33

      @@jamestownsend25sorry I didnt do it justice

    • @pedromoura1446
      @pedromoura1446 5 місяців тому +108

      Despite the jokes guilliman is quickly becoming one of my favorite primarks simply due to just how... normal... He behaves most times. He's practical, analytical and even somewhat cold due to his duties and yet he's the closest thing we get to a human perspective most times.

    • @thor9517
      @thor9517 5 місяців тому

      ​@@pedromoura1446he is the best

  • @lUseMyBlade
    @lUseMyBlade 5 місяців тому +6585

    Guilliman Screaming and punching in the vacumm of space in a fit of rage is so bad ass.

    • @Brother_Nihilus
      @Brother_Nihilus 5 місяців тому +218

      So mad he disregarded the laws of physics

    • @Nibelheim1989
      @Nibelheim1989 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Brother_Nihilus 40k moment

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Brother_Nihilus
      Well, I imagine the Primarch's have some science fantasy elements to their biology that protect them in the vacuum (Astartes seem to have something a little similar themselves), and if you suspend disbelief some extremophile organisms can survive vacuum.
      But mostly I'd just assume it's the fact that Primarch's are effectively Daemonhosts and just break the laws of reality due to Warp Hax. Who needs to breathe when you are powered by a hell dimension!

    • @IamJustaSimpleMan
      @IamJustaSimpleMan 5 місяців тому +347

      @@Brother_Nihilus @IUseMyBlade Actually, as explained in the novel itself, its not actually real vacuum, since Imperial Ships apparantly sustain a thin layer of gases and "athmosphere" around them, to ensure open hangars etc working properly. The Primarch biology, accourding to Guilliman, merely helped.

    • @Brother_Nihilus
      @Brother_Nihilus 5 місяців тому +89

      @@IamJustaSimpleMan Huh, never really knew that.
      Thanks for sharing

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 5 місяців тому +4027

    Guilliman seeing the state of the imperium in the 41st millennium:
    "AH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK"

    • @mattmetawolf8634
      @mattmetawolf8634 5 місяців тому +235

      To be fair I’m surprise he didn’t go sicko mode immediately the moment he realized how all the imperium was being ran by the high lords of Terra i’m also surprised that he didn’t just start speed running half the enemies in the 4xth millennia Because if I’m being real he does have that vibe of I’ve had enough of everyone shit but instead he went more like amazing digital circus outro on the whole thing

    • @RafaleTsuri
      @RafaleTsuri 5 місяців тому +227

      “MY FUCKING EXCEL SHEETS!!!”

    • @Ey_SmoKrac
      @Ey_SmoKrac 5 місяців тому +89

      “THERES WAY TOO MANY- FUUUUUUUUUUCK”

    • @anirudhashok3332
      @anirudhashok3332 5 місяців тому +120

      WHO PRESSED ENTER ON MY FUCKING WORD DOCUMENT

    • @painlord2k
      @painlord2k 5 місяців тому +24

      "Why I'm Alive"?

  • @Magnus-the-red.
    @Magnus-the-red. 5 місяців тому +3539

    You know your fucked when the calm nice dude goes guts mode.

    • @tomasmichaels642
      @tomasmichaels642 5 місяців тому +103

      The calm dude is always the scariest when he’s angry

    • @An-yp3gd
      @An-yp3gd 5 місяців тому

      ​@@tomasmichaels642Definitely.

    • @nickhutchinson7886
      @nickhutchinson7886 5 місяців тому

      Sexy pfp

    • @harleyshilling9456
      @harleyshilling9456 5 місяців тому +52

      Or the custodies start to back away.

    • @harleyshilling9456
      @harleyshilling9456 5 місяців тому +32

      Like dudes that are one man armies back away from a lone man. Naughty, not even on their level and they are just slowly backing away. Wondering, why are we here? We are guarding him. It feels like he's guarding us.

  • @hannes5437
    @hannes5437 5 місяців тому +2208

    My head canon for Know no fear still dictates, that the Word Bearers heared Guilliman scream in the vacuum of space and are just confused and scared as fuck, because of it.

    • @John-uw2je
      @John-uw2je 5 місяців тому +134

      The ships have a micro atmosphere, so they could theoretically hear him

    • @hannes5437
      @hannes5437 5 місяців тому +97

      @@John-uw2je nah, the whole point is hearing him despite the vacuum not the fact that he screams.

    • @smoothtrooper781
      @smoothtrooper781 5 місяців тому +37

      ​@@hannes5437 micro-atmosphere = not a vacuum

    • @richardtaillon1616
      @richardtaillon1616 5 місяців тому +175

      World Bearer 1: 'Is he screaming?'
      Word Bearer 2: 'Why can I hear him screaming?'
      Word Bearer 1: 'He...shouldn't be able to do that."
      Word Bearer 2: *'Why can I hear him screaming?'*

    • @ambion19
      @ambion19 5 місяців тому +85

      Primarchs are partially warp entities, after all. It stands to reason that if they're feeling Feelings, you're going to hear about it physics be damned

  • @strykerwaller3784
    @strykerwaller3784 5 місяців тому +4898

    I just want to remind or inform anyone here, that when he was blown into space and all that, he just had his standard gauntlets. No pistons. No actuators. No power fist. Just fucking raw unbridled sauce.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 5 місяців тому +440

      To be fair, the Lion also slapped the head off an Astartes when he wasn't really intending to kill, he was just really pissed off so he didn't pull the hit, and regretted the action afterwards.
      A Primarch actually going all out is significantly stronger than a Custodes, who could probably punch an Astartes so hard they die too (though not so viscerally and it might take a few shots). Astartes themselves can maim each other in Power Armor, I have no doubt that a Primarch, in Primarch level Armor, is substantially stronger.

    • @dragonsaint9446
      @dragonsaint9446 5 місяців тому +280

      He also wasn't wearing a HELMET!!! 😂
      Bro was so angry he just ignored the vacuum of space because there were traitors in need of punching!!

    • @catkingwumpus1370
      @catkingwumpus1370 5 місяців тому +186

      The primarch of taxes and reasoning forgot his innate purpose and gave into the burning rage.

    • @kharnthebetrayer.2632
      @kharnthebetrayer.2632 5 місяців тому +86

      He was also punching daemon marines the elite gal vorbak of the chapter of consecrated iron

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 5 місяців тому +55

      @@catkingwumpus1370 Going postal hits hard in the grim darkness of the far future.

  • @logicoverfeelz
    @logicoverfeelz 5 місяців тому +1375

    You know you're good when even the Custodes are doubting their roles.

    • @zelithfang2365
      @zelithfang2365 5 місяців тому +117

      "yo are we the body guards, or is he ours?"

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 5 місяців тому +115

      Modern day custodes if the emperor returned: Bro why did you make us, were you just lonely?

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 5 місяців тому +81

      ​@@bloodangel19 Big E: pretty much, yeah.

    • @darkwolverine5836
      @darkwolverine5836 5 місяців тому +18

      He is a Primark. Agron killed 5 or 7 custodians when he was teleported.

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 5 місяців тому +17

      ​@@arnantphongsatha7906someone needed to clean the golden comode and it wasn't gonna be me or malcador

  • @korvincarry3268
    @korvincarry3268 5 місяців тому +664

    All that paperwork builds a rage deeper than any other

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 5 місяців тому +85

      Remember, he has to fix ten thousand years of people doing the paper work wrong.

    • @crazynedry5085
      @crazynedry5085 5 місяців тому +49

      @@SallinKarioh shit i’d go rage mode too if i had to do that ngl

    • @SparkShadow212
      @SparkShadow212 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@SallinKari Yeesh, I'd go on a rage too if that's my job.

    • @fl00fydragon
      @fl00fydragon 4 місяці тому +16

      Microsoft excel: How to create berserker rage

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@SallinKariHow it feels to work in Amazon HR.

  • @fabriziocossio
    @fabriziocossio 5 місяців тому +1646

    Tbh, its always shown in media that the calmer someone is the greater their rage is when they unlesh it

    • @alexlyster3459
      @alexlyster3459 5 місяців тому +98

      It's often true in real life as well. It was always the nice quiet teachers at school who were the scariest when some kid finally managed to push them too far.

    • @vaporsouls6752
      @vaporsouls6752 5 місяців тому +61

      Patience can only go so far and everybldy got their limits. It also adds to the fire when someone you've known to be calm and collected explode into a rage that is so far from what they usually are

    • @YourBoyNobody530
      @YourBoyNobody530 5 місяців тому +59

      Their is a reason for this as calmer people have developed the skills required to control and release their rage. So, when they allow themselves to fly off the handle they really let go. The sense of euphoria you get from not giving a crap, and letting go of all your inhibitions pushes you deeper into rage than anyone else can reach. The scariest part is that you enjoy it so much so that those who experience it will both crave and fear the experience.

    • @Garviel.Loken.Knight.Errant.
      @Garviel.Loken.Knight.Errant. 5 місяців тому +31

      ​@@YourBoyNobody530
      So true. I'm a combat vet who's both seen it and experienced it.
      It's awesome to see and to do, but it is terrifying to know that capability truly exists in me and the few surviving battle brothers I have. We wanna keep that door safely locked and guarded.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 5 місяців тому

      @@YourBoyNobody530 “do you like hurting other people?” -🐔
      If you haven’t played hotline Miami you need to try it.

  • @11jerans
    @11jerans 5 місяців тому +632

    The thing about Guilliman is because he is such a civilized person, because he came from such a high functioning society, he uses a sword when in fact, all of his best fights in lore, the ones where he is at his best and most powerful, are when he uses his fists. You can even see it in the Ultramarines and other successors, they make better use of power fists than they do swords, but because they believe themselves to be better than that, they don’t lean all the way into it.
    It’s probably why the best feral/barbarian chapters out there are all Ultramarine successors, because they’ve finally understood what Guilliman and the Ultramarines never allowed themselves to. They aren’t elegant duelists. They are punch drunk boxers.

    • @pedromoura1446
      @pedromoura1446 5 місяців тому +76

      Every human is an animal deep down... And animals bite and strike and scratch. It's kinda cool to see that facet of the most calm and bureaucratic of all humans.

    • @SmolTerribleTornado
      @SmolTerribleTornado 5 місяців тому +75

      You perfectly described both irish and roman society

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 5 місяців тому +64

      guilliman " HeY. (hiccups) AnGROn you.....I (hiccups)I DOnt LiKe YoUR (hiccups)Face....ya bastard"

    • @pedromoura1446
      @pedromoura1446 5 місяців тому +64

      @@BIGBOSS-bu1jt *sees 2 angron's due to alcool effects and proceeds to punch the one who isn't there so hard the one who is gets yeeted into the deep warp*

    • @emeraldmaster5388
      @emeraldmaster5388 5 місяців тому +25

      the power fist is a humble weapon, it is not flashy, elagent, or vicious merely a weapon and a tool for the space marines who wield it. but it is that humility that lets it be pure as both a tool of creation and a weapon of destuction.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 5 місяців тому +892

    "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."

    • @emeryturpin165
      @emeryturpin165 5 місяців тому +34

      Ah a fellow Kingkiller Chronicle enjoyer

    • @agustinvizcaino9274
      @agustinvizcaino9274 5 місяців тому +18

      Based reference

    • @HSlSerathis
      @HSlSerathis 5 місяців тому +12

      One family

    • @markstonecypher7764
      @markstonecypher7764 5 місяців тому +5

      Do you think Quothe renamed himself to hide and that's why he can't do magic anymore or fight? Or do you think it has something to do with that damn tree he ran into in Faerie realm?

    • @MorbidBloodshed
      @MorbidBloodshed 5 місяців тому

      i fear that we will never know the answers@@markstonecypher7764

  • @computair6920
    @computair6920 5 місяців тому +385

    He once made a squad of Gal Vorbak take a step back. Possessed space marines and demons saw a furious Guilliman charge them and they went "maybe we should've abandoned ship yesterday". That's saying something

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 5 місяців тому +28

      Guilliman is best son except for Sanguinius, of course.

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 5 місяців тому +42

      Which is why he's awesome. Sanguinus is a solid angel but Guilliman is currently the GOAT especially considering the apparently stupidity of the Imperium currently.

  • @nogod21
    @nogod21 5 місяців тому +290

    I now see where Marneus Calgar learned "I cast fist" from

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane 5 місяців тому +17

      Imperial fist!

  • @death_player1885
    @death_player1885 5 місяців тому +538

    The Custodes are not guarding Guilliman, he guarding the Custodes

    • @zelithfang2365
      @zelithfang2365 5 місяців тому +28

      Nah nah, they guarding the enemies from HIM lol. Jokes aside I'm sure they questioning their purpose here

    • @pedromoura1446
      @pedromoura1446 5 місяців тому +21

      Such a good son! making sure his father's favorite toys don't get broken due to some minor unfortunate event like a war

    • @MacerXGP
      @MacerXGP 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@zelithfang2365You'd think the EMPEROR'S bodyguards would be used to such an arrangement

    • @zelithfang2365
      @zelithfang2365 4 місяці тому +1

      @@pedromoura1446 that is quite fair enough. Under any normal circumstances having body guards for the literal emperor of man kind seems redundant and useless AF lol. Guess Horus would like to butt in tho.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd 2 місяці тому +1

      They were a formality

  • @honestwarmonger4662
    @honestwarmonger4662 5 місяців тому +248

    Gulliman after breaking his 30th pencil
    “ GIVE ME MY SWORD”

    • @jackthejackrabbit1947
      @jackthejackrabbit1947 Місяць тому +5

      *slams it full power, splitting: it, the window, the wall, and part of the floor underneath him*

  • @rendi5578
    @rendi5578 5 місяців тому +207

    Guilliman and Dorn rage are the most pure and unadulterated anger in warhammer 40k. Enemies of mankind and imperium beware the rage of the calm and collected primarchs

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 5 місяців тому +22

      Dorn was so angry that he almost started a civil war with Guilliman. He instead used his pain glove continuously for 3 days until he realized just how much pain he would cause. He then FORCED all his sons to feel that same pain by attacking Perturabo's fortress. The casualty count had to be well over 50% of his legion. All this just so they would accept the Codex Astartes.
      Even worse, the assault accomplished nothing. He failed to capture Perturabo.

    • @anirecapped.
      @anirecapped. 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Thecommander248Without Guilliman swallowing his pride and going all out in his rescue mission, the whole Imperial Fist legion would likely have been lost with all hands, including Dorn.

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 5 місяців тому +7

      @@anirecapped. and Dorn was extremely angry to be rescued too.

    • @RomanCatholic001
      @RomanCatholic001 5 місяців тому +5

      I wouldn't exactly call Dorn a "calm" primarch. Dude rages out in every book he's been in so far in the horus heresy. I'm only at book 20. "The Primarchs"

    • @anirecapped.
      @anirecapped. 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Thecommander248 Yep, childish.

  • @Zadrias6386
    @Zadrias6386 5 місяців тому +266

    “The anger of a good man is not a problem, good men have too many rules”
    “Good men do not need rules, today is not the day to find out why I have so many”

    • @thor9517
      @thor9517 5 місяців тому +17

      Dr who?

    • @Zadrias6386
      @Zadrias6386 5 місяців тому +12

      @@thor9517 indeed

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 5 місяців тому +8

      Ah I remember that

    • @WraithOfMan
      @WraithOfMan 5 місяців тому +17

      Ahhh, Dr Who before it was completely taken over by the Progressives of Tzeentch...

    • @jonathanoriley8260
      @jonathanoriley8260 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@WraithOfMan Glory to the Fallen o7

  • @JeancarlosRPerez
    @JeancarlosRPerez 5 місяців тому +119

    "THESE TAXES HAVE NOT BEEN FILED FOR THE LAST TIME LION!" *Foaming in the mouth Blueberry boi*

  • @TheoryRed
    @TheoryRed 5 місяців тому +118

    Okay so, "We are, I fear, entirely ancilliary to purposes here" is the coolest god damn way of saying someone is way out of your league lol

  • @lilianbeck9349
    @lilianbeck9349 5 місяців тому +84

    You know you fuck up when one of the most grounded and calm primarch is going on a rage rivalling angron

    • @otaikagetsu9340
      @otaikagetsu9340 5 місяців тому +14

      i bet even angron gonna said : Yo bro chill the fok down.. "

  • @darksider2903
    @darksider2903 5 місяців тому +264

    It's nice to see, a custodian complimenting and joking at the same time about a primarch. They are usually mean especially after Horus heresy 😅

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 5 місяців тому +10

      Probably cus half the primarchs went traitor and the Emperor got seriously wounded.

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo 5 місяців тому +66

    Feel the fury of the buffest Administratum clerk.

    • @otaikagetsu9340
      @otaikagetsu9340 5 місяців тому +8

      after tons of paperwork, tons of working hour from 7 to 6 hours just sitting, .. those rage even angron afraid to against with . .

    • @thmxsz
      @thmxsz 4 місяці тому +10

      the whole galaxy heard words that could inspire terror into any being that day as guilliman screamed "WHO THE FUCK DELETED MY EXEL SHEETS"

  • @jeanmariek2851
    @jeanmariek2851 5 місяців тому +65

    He was so enraged on nuseria that he managed to go toe to toe with Angron and Lorgar at the same time for a little moment with half of his face thorn. I think most ppl didn’t expect him to have such a beserk mode bc of his habitual calm demeanor

    • @raajarshidey4248
      @raajarshidey4248 5 місяців тому +13

      not just toe to toe, he crushed lorgar's ribcage with a single punch during that fight. A primarch, covered in primarch grade armor got his chest cavity crushed from the punch of an enraged Guilliman

    • @jeanmariek2851
      @jeanmariek2851 5 місяців тому +10

      @@raajarshidey4248 Bro was really on beastmode

    • @hatartshop1098
      @hatartshop1098 3 місяці тому +8

      @@raajarshidey4248 yess and while fighting angron, while it is said that this is not a fight he could have won, and came out battered out of it, it's written black on white that angron was just as bloodied as he was, the mad lad took on two primarchs, one of them being angron in a killing frenzy, caved the chest cavity of one, and left the other one just as bloodied. People often think of Guilliman as a lower tier primarch fighting wise, but they forget that in know no fear, it's said that there are only 5 or 6 primarchs that are as good fighters as him, and few can can outright beat him, and in Wolfsbane Russ puts him in the higher tiers of the prilarchs as fighters.

    • @MetalClown0
      @MetalClown0 11 днів тому +1

      ​​@@hatartshop1098Funnily enough during the fight, Guilliman purposely aimed to destroy the skulls of Angrons slave brothers that he attached to his armor just to spite him even more like bro wasn't even going for the throat he was going for the drip

  • @mobiusZero2
    @mobiusZero2 5 місяців тому +87

    Never mistake Kindness as weakness

    • @lucianfrostbane
      @lucianfrostbane 5 місяців тому +9

      A character in the discworld series carries an massive axe called Kindness and he is a priest

    • @johnaeryns5364
      @johnaeryns5364 5 місяців тому +2

      That sir, is a saying reserved for Vulcan.

    • @Mandred85
      @Mandred85 5 місяців тому +3

      @@johnaeryns5364 Can't wait for the reunification of all reminding Primarchs. Guilliman and Johnson are back and boosted the Imperium immensly. Now we only need to find the last 3. Vulkan, Leman Russ and Rogal Dorn. (I still think Rogal is alive but maybe in captivity. The Imperial Fists believe it as well, BIG Plot Twist capacity XD)

  • @alexlyster3459
    @alexlyster3459 5 місяців тому +561

    Fear the anger of a gentle man

  • @trexpeliahelvetios2302
    @trexpeliahelvetios2302 5 місяців тому +207

    "GRRIFFFFTFITTTTHHHHH"
    - Probably Gulliman, if he meet Daemon Primarch Fulgrim one day

    • @slalehc5194
      @slalehc5194 5 місяців тому +18

      Wait.. Who... Who is Casca in this analogy

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 5 місяців тому +31

      Yavrain.......don't mess with rowboats eldar cheeks.

    • @EngineerOfVaul
      @EngineerOfVaul 5 місяців тому +24

      Oh dear, with the ynnari being all about fighting Slaanesh, this analogy gets even worse.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx point very well taken.

    • @animeturnMMD
      @animeturnMMD 5 місяців тому +4

      @@slalehc5194 The imperium itself.

  • @Wineblood
    @Wineblood 5 місяців тому +63

    "I don't need a spreadsheet to know the best way to mess you up"

  • @moe2184
    @moe2184 5 місяців тому +127

    Fun fact:during his reawakening, bobby g punched a chaos terminator so hard he flew out the back of his armor and splattered against a nearby pillar

    • @pedromoura1446
      @pedromoura1446 5 місяців тому +30

      "Terminator shmerminator!"
      -Booby g's 1st words after waking up cranky from his 10.000years nap because "those damn kids are making so god damn noise!"

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 5 місяців тому +39

      He was havibg a dream about battle sisters......twins they were

    • @Milk192
      @Milk192 5 місяців тому +9

      That was him feeling and measuring how well his frame dispensed his wrath 😅

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 5 місяців тому +6

      A particularly good dream

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 5 місяців тому +1

      A particularly good dream

  • @mis.astrid2635
    @mis.astrid2635 5 місяців тому +119

    People keep forgetting just how utterly powerful Giliman really is.

    • @DavidKoltun
      @DavidKoltun 5 місяців тому +12

      Still can't pick up a sheet of paper ... er plastek flimsy.

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@DavidKoltunpaper does still exist in 40k.

    • @AHHHHHHHH550
      @AHHHHHHHH550 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@DavidKoltun Because he didn't see the need to put much force into it and the armor he was wearing was only good for fighting, not general task

    • @anirecapped.
      @anirecapped. 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@AHHHHHHHH550He clearly meant it as a joke, lol.

    • @hatartshop1098
      @hatartshop1098 3 місяці тому +3

      definitely, People often think of Guilliman as a lower tier primarch fighting wise, but they forget that in know no fear, it's said that there are only 5 or 6 primarchs that are as good fighters as him, and few can can outright beat him, and in Wolfsbane Russ puts him in the higher tiers of the prilarchs as fighters.

  • @lego1999100
    @lego1999100 5 місяців тому +98

    “Why you even invite me if I’m just gonna be disrespected like this” -a sad Custodian

  • @Manfromthenorth0551
    @Manfromthenorth0551 5 місяців тому +386

    That's not even mentioning the absolute WHITE HOT FURY that Guilliman felt after his adoptive father Konor Guilliman was murdered.
    He carved a bloody swath through those that betrayed his father, smashing them against walls and throwing them into fires while still alive.
    Guilliman says that in that moment he didn't feel human any more, just a weapon.

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 5 місяців тому +83

      He was so mad that he formed an INTER-SOLAR EMPIRE IN REVENGE. He left approximately zero enemies for several dozen light years around his home planet just so no one could ever threaten his family again. The man did NOT f!ck around.

  • @herrdoctor2895
    @herrdoctor2895 5 місяців тому +65

    Custodes were like "are you sure this is Rowboat Gorrilaman and not Roboute Guilliman?"

  • @connorclabaugh9962
    @connorclabaugh9962 5 місяців тому +54

    One of the reasons I love that so much is because while Guilliman is not the most martial primarch, he is still a primarch. Regardless of his prowess relative to the likes of Angron, Russ or others, he is still one of the 18 most deadly and dangerous beings ever created. It's fun to be reminded of that sometimes.

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot 5 місяців тому +23

    I remember in Know No Fear when he goes onto Lorgar's ship with a boarding party they encounter a squad of elite Word Barer veterans.
    Guilliman charges at them and the book describes their reaction as something like "For the first time since they became astartes, they actually felt fear."

  • @Thought_Processing_
    @Thought_Processing_ 5 місяців тому +44

    My theory as to why Guilliman is so dangerous when angry is based on something that the lion once said about him: that Roboute could focus and concentrate on multiple task like anyone else could on one, noting that he is not dividing his focus but that he is focusing multiple times, consequently if he could put all those focuses on one thing he would be exceptionally dangerous. And that is from THE LION, if he says you are dangerous you, are dangerous.
    Now you know when you get really angry you go past that beserker rage into that zen calm or pure rage where you focus on nothing but the thing that pissed you off? when Guilliman gets there all of those focuses are fixed on the same target. I also suggest that his sons can do something similar, thats why named ultramarines can do ridiculous shit, they are in that focused anger mode.
    Normally Roboute and the Ultramarines are thinking about several different things at once at all times and are trained to do that, its why they are so flexible.

    • @blakemtg47
      @blakemtg47 17 днів тому +4

      New head canon established

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 4 дні тому

      @@blakemtg47 I second that!

  • @Cheesecakeman105
    @Cheesecakeman105 5 місяців тому +20

    When he was screaming his head off at a priest for disobedience and putting his entire army at risk, Tribune Colquan, the Custodian being addressed in this video, is actually shocked and unnerved by Guilliman's sheer ferocity. Remember, there are two inevitabilities: death and taxes. And if Guilliman ain't playing taxman, well...

    • @KarpetBurn
      @KarpetBurn 2 місяці тому +9

      Guilliman's power gauntlets should totally have been called "Death and Taxes"

  • @thejman2003
    @thejman2003 5 місяців тому +50

    You know it's bad when even the CUSTODIANS are shocked

  • @besttank4274
    @besttank4274 5 місяців тому +34

    Custodes:let's go guys guiliman needs our help
    *one fight later*
    Custodes:never mind the enemies needs our help

    • @thmxsz
      @thmxsz 4 місяці тому +4

      custodes start helping chaos to prevent him from causing too much damage like the gym teacher stepping in last sec with the loosing team

  • @NightLord36
    @NightLord36 5 місяців тому +26

    He is a “Calm and Reasonable Person” after all

  • @konoskubos1641
    @konoskubos1641 5 місяців тому +34

    When the golden boys are "man maybe youy should chill a bit" you know shits fucked

  • @cyrolocker1229
    @cyrolocker1229 5 місяців тому +52

    I don’t blame the man, I too would fly into a blind rage if I had to sit through the imperiums god awful bureaucracy and try to fix it.

  • @anthonyramirez9925
    @anthonyramirez9925 5 місяців тому +33

    Primarch with berserker rage. Rogal dorn “My normal calm had been compromised.”

  • @desidious4521
    @desidious4521 5 місяців тому +31

    The "patented tantrum" killed me, like it needs a tm on it xD

  • @ASTK974
    @ASTK974 5 місяців тому +97

    Well he's pissed off after the angry marines called him Rowboat Girlyman 😂

    • @thevoidkgard
      @thevoidkgard 5 місяців тому +2

      Ha

    • @MinoTaurus205
      @MinoTaurus205 5 місяців тому +3

      Or Word Bearer cursed him by saying Robert Gorillaman

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MinoTaurus205seems like calling him "gorillaman" might have been prophetic.

  • @notafed6302
    @notafed6302 5 місяців тому +25

    In godblight homie was a true terror so much so that even the demons ran from him, dude was cutting people down like they were nothing at all. G man is an avatar of his father even if he doesn’t think he’s a god

  • @junhongli1167
    @junhongli1167 5 місяців тому +24

    Roundabout Gorillaman got that last hidden weapon : them hands

  • @leafhawkstudiosofficial8711
    @leafhawkstudiosofficial8711 5 місяців тому +33

    Custodes doubting themselves has to be jaw-dropping. Even they were taken aback.

  • @mrhonk8821
    @mrhonk8821 5 місяців тому +16

    The custodes arent there to guard guilliman,theyre there to record the asswhooping he is about to deliver

  • @WarriorKidd06
    @WarriorKidd06 5 місяців тому +21

    In “The Emperor’s Legion” he takes out a Blood Thirster like it was nothing after it just rampages through the defenses on Terra. Was incredible to hear

  • @Callsigncowabunga
    @Callsigncowabunga 5 місяців тому +19

    You know someone is truly powerful when they give a custodes an existential crisis

  • @erwerewolf
    @erwerewolf 5 місяців тому +18

    Sometimes you forget that papa Smurf might have Microsoft excel version 50k running in head and that shouldn’t distract from him being what is essentially a tank that can tell jokes.

  • @brooklynkeith2877
    @brooklynkeith2877 5 місяців тому +10

    Lord Guilliman is the *AVENGING SON* for a reason

  • @swordbrotherulbrecht3286
    @swordbrotherulbrecht3286 5 місяців тому +21

    there is a reason why rowboat Gorillaman is one of his nicknames

  • @zelithfang2365
    @zelithfang2365 5 місяців тому +11

    Something is funny af with the God damn Custodians, the body guards to the literal god of man kind, sitting back and watching the person they are supposed to guard and being like "yo wtaf are we here again?".

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 5 місяців тому +11

    I think Dorn’s absolute meltdown after the wounding of the Emperor is another great example. Honestly he has a lot of moments where he goes from 0-100 in seconds.

  • @lesvernorn3613
    @lesvernorn3613 5 місяців тому +7

    "We are ancilliary to purpose" it such a good line. It has grace like a poet but also gives of the vibe of a machine becoming awear its obsalete

  • @potatolord9715
    @potatolord9715 5 місяців тому +22

    Guilliman got that Donald Duck rage

  • @patrickdees5256
    @patrickdees5256 5 місяців тому +6

    What the Custodian failed to understand is: They're not protecting Bobby from everyone else. They're protecting everyone else from Bobby.

  • @soulstormhns1044
    @soulstormhns1044 5 місяців тому +16

    "Beware of the Anger of a Patient Man."

  • @KingKobbie1764
    @KingKobbie1764 5 місяців тому +71

    I would like to see Vulcans rage

    • @kingheath97
      @kingheath97 5 місяців тому +17

      Solos Angron🤣

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 5 місяців тому +10

      His hug goes to hay it hurts but nice to my whole body is broken

    • @VA_Nightshade
      @VA_Nightshade 5 місяців тому +19

      I mean, the man litterally showed that when he realized he surived a nuke. Granted, its not near as... should I say, dramatic.

    • @luxeternity
      @luxeternity 5 місяців тому +24

      If he can tear apart space marine armor without him in his armor...i don't wanna know what he's berserker rage gonna be like

    • @johnjohnson9073
      @johnjohnson9073 5 місяців тому +25

      He wallops Kurze at one point. Thoroughly humiliates the fucker after just calmy being his prisoner for I don't remember how long. Great scene

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximov 5 місяців тому +20

    "Everyone considered him the most boring of the Primarchs; he never stood one single time to prove the Imperium wrong. His pappa named him Reboute, but most called him Smurf. But something always told me, they were reading Reboute wrong."

  • @cosmicwooloo
    @cosmicwooloo 5 місяців тому +13

    During that fight with the black legion, he punched one of the terminators so hard that they were ejected through the back of their armor

  • @evanhilderbrand8007
    @evanhilderbrand8007 5 місяців тому +8

    when the custodes feel like extras, you know guilliman has this in the bag

  • @humanoblivion2968
    @humanoblivion2968 5 місяців тому +9

    Truly the pent up rage from administrating the imperium in its new lowly state has to be astronomical

  • @Tsujanryo
    @Tsujanryo 5 місяців тому +15

    I'm here hoping against what is likely that he'll make a showing in 'Space Marine II' or at least a cameo.
    Would be so friggin' sweet.

  • @bladetheelectrowolf1554
    @bladetheelectrowolf1554 5 місяців тому +11

    Custodie was like “wait, we’re suppose to protect him? He could protect half of the entire chapter on his own.”

  • @khartog01
    @khartog01 5 місяців тому +6

    Caesar was known for his anger, but better known for his strategic use of that rage.

  • @MrReich1918
    @MrReich1918 5 місяців тому +7

    He gets to have every ounce of stress of an entire imperium on his shoulders. And he's making it everyone elses problem.

  • @estebanjuarez6606
    @estebanjuarez6606 5 місяців тому +10

    Homie definitely got the nerd rage perk from fallout. XD

  • @TechNinjaSigma
    @TechNinjaSigma 5 місяців тому +23

    G-Man's rage could be HEARD in SPACE!

    • @thmxsz
      @thmxsz 4 місяці тому

      I WAKE UP AND THEY PUT ME RIGHT BACK INTO THE FUCKING ADMINISTRATUM CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT MAN *as guilliman shakes around a half ripped appart chaos dreadnought venting at him* AND THEY EVEN EDITED MY FUCKING EXEL SHEETS WRONG GODDAMIT

  • @nicomatthee9182
    @nicomatthee9182 5 місяців тому +8

    Custodian:hold up, we are to protect him?But he's getting all the smoke

  • @Doi-
    @Doi- 5 місяців тому +15

    When the Custodians praise him, you know it's serious

  • @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867
    @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867 5 місяців тому +7

    When the Custodians say that you don't need them, you know you're a beast...

  • @argiedude3762
    @argiedude3762 5 місяців тому +6

    Angron: Gets angry
    Me: Normal
    Robotman Guillotine: Gets visually furious
    Me: Protect me Emperor

  • @ScaredShitlessable
    @ScaredShitlessable 5 місяців тому +6

    Okay so this is displayed in media a lot but I don’t think people grasp this. When it comes to anger and stress you have two factors, you have the fuel and the fuse. The fuse is how much shit you can take before you burst or snap and the fuel is the compounded stress you have that will be “combusted” when that fuse runs dry. Guilliman has a long fucking fuse and tends to be able to handle most things before it runs out, but with how much is on his plate he hardly has the time to resolve all that pent up stress. So when his fuse runs dry the amount of fuel in that explosion is massive.

  • @litanyofhate9490
    @litanyofhate9490 5 місяців тому +4

    It's always the calm and quiet child you need to look out.

  • @user-dv9lb7gp7x
    @user-dv9lb7gp7x 5 місяців тому +14

    *The quiet guy when he has had enough

  • @coliimusic
    @coliimusic 5 місяців тому +5

    I just realized, since he was in the vacuum with no helmet fighting the word-bearers, it's likely he had blood rushing to his face since it was the only exposed bit (though not in a way that would kill obviously), and with that happening he likely had a IMPOSSIBLY RED CONTORTED RAGING FACE WHILE SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF AND BODYING TRAITORS😮
    Yeah I wouldn't wanna be near him after seeing that.

  • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
    @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 5 місяців тому +3

    Robust Gorillaman now feels like a true nickname for him.

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 Місяць тому

      Totally going to have to use that line in my Rogue Trader campaign, thank you.

  • @mrunknown9073
    @mrunknown9073 5 місяців тому +3

    " My Brothers, HE is not in danger. HE is the danger."

  • @kellymitchell1945
    @kellymitchell1945 5 місяців тому +3

    I love how the lion says he would have been the best swordsman if he could just focus on it for more then 1 second

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 5 місяців тому +5

    Even the Custodes question why they are even necessary to protect him xD
    Dude was like "I have never felt more unnecessary in my entire life"

  • @Big73W
    @Big73W 5 місяців тому +3

    When he shows up in betrayer and comes at Lorgar angry is awesome

  • @redrunner3649
    @redrunner3649 5 місяців тому +3

    I still give props to the Khornate Berzerker that saw Guilliman rise and who's first thought was "MINE"!

  • @angelsofblood9879
    @angelsofblood9879 5 місяців тому +4

    Sanguinius is the embodiment of: I'm always angry. In "fear to tread," we learn about the the genetic curse and why blood angels are such berzekers when they fall to the black rage: because sanguinius is the harbinger of rage and violence.

  • @erkintiko5132
    @erkintiko5132 5 місяців тому +4

    Also Jaghatai Khan going berserk was metal as fxck. He was so fast and ruthless that orks were running from him. White Scars just stood there watching and hearing the sound of fear and agony of orks.

  • @usernamealreadytaken9330
    @usernamealreadytaken9330 5 місяців тому +5

    You know when Gorila glue start screaming while punching marine's head off in vacuum, Waste disposal in Word Bearers power armour are working in overdrive mode.

  • @Jstck1
    @Jstck1 5 місяців тому +19

    Shout out to that one Khorne Berserker who absolutely yeeted himself at the risen Guilliman without a care in the world.
    Living his best life

    • @ritikshaw5868
      @ritikshaw5868 5 місяців тому +6

      LEROY JENKINSSS!

    • @matthewwaiz2392
      @matthewwaiz2392 5 місяців тому +5

      Not anymore he isn't.

    • @antonioj700
      @antonioj700 5 місяців тому

      Got bitchslapped like fodder by a ten thousand year cranky Guy who just just took first breath in ages.

  • @arabian__6087
    @arabian__6087 5 місяців тому +5

    The ultramarines keep a laptop with excel on it for situations like these to calm guilliman down

  • @brianaguila6925
    @brianaguila6925 5 місяців тому +2

    Seeing calm people become angry is a cathartic moment. Like this patient and tolerant person finally break or had enough of something or someone being an inconvenience and you're scared because they might turn on others they intervene.

  • @_Rijolin
    @_Rijolin 5 місяців тому +3

    I think an even better moment is Khan’s rage-filled slaughter of the Orks that made even them feel fear.

  • @joshuablake4595
    @joshuablake4595 5 місяців тому +3

    It’s when you push the calm, collected and patient too far to the point of rage, that’s when you should be worried.

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 5 місяців тому +4

    The Custodes were not there to guard, they were present to note Guilliman's fury.

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano8842 5 місяців тому +5

    I honestly think of Vulkan, the times he got mad... oh boy, there is nowhere to hide.

  • @Drenosa
    @Drenosa 5 місяців тому +3

    Things are going ~great~ if a custodes thinks he's superflous to proceedings.

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman 5 місяців тому +3

    “Madame Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.
    The Doctor: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.”
    Guilliman wrote a book of rules so massive that it isn’t human-portable in full format.

  • @Tetsujinhanmaa
    @Tetsujinhanmaa 5 місяців тому +3

    I like to imagine some traitor astarte breaking into Guilliman's office only to confront a blue coloured ball of wrath saying "You destroyed my spreadsheets!"

  • @airagog
    @airagog 5 місяців тому +6

    To me the best berserker rage is Dorn.
    "No. I'm just going to kill you."
    And remember. Dorn cannot lie.

  • @ethanemerson4862
    @ethanemerson4862 5 місяців тому +3

    You know you’re a badass when a Custodian freezes in fear.