We have 24 people in our crew. It’s 2 leagues though. 12 in the upper league and 12 in the lower league. You finish in the bottom 4 of the upper league, you get relegated to the lower league next year. You finish in the top 4 in the lower league, you’re promoted to the upper league next year. Both leagues get trophies with the upper league getting a nice trophy with their name on it. The lower league gets a mini trophy. Edit: for context, it’s a church league ❤️
Everyone who doesn’t make the playoffs in my 8 man camp fantasy league has to make a trophy in woodworking for the winner. Kinda sick, I’m playing in the championship, but I’m playing Ceedee Lamb 😭
One year some guys at my school had the loser of their league do a presentation in front of the entire high school. This was possible because we had an open mic every Friday and the entire school would go.
One of my old friends was the loser in his league. His punishment for getting last place was to go to every Wikipedia article that mentioned a player on his roster and change every word on that article to "Beans". He couldn't do that for every article but damn it was pretty funny watching him do it during our AP World History class.
We were gonna do the one chip challenge, but then it got banned. So we settled on this: last place has to eat as many hot dogs as Joey Chestnut did in this year’s Hot Dog contest. He’s got one week to do it 😂
Using this for my fantasy hockey league (Last place is 2-10 with 5 weeks left in the regular season, and is the least athletic person you will ever meet)
We had a league at my job where the loser had to sit at the road to enter the mall (we worked in the same parking lot) with a sign that said “honk for milk” and if somebody honked they had to pour milk on themselves.
One group of friends that do fantasy football, the loser has to get their dinner, and go sit in a dumpster and eat their dinner. Absolutely brutal and disgusting. But they keep going every year.
I’m going to subscribe because I’m a fan of your shorts that you do when you’re pretending to be the players because that shit is funny!!! And most of the time you hit the nail on the head no matter which team and what side you’re pretending to be!!! It’s just hilarious and I can’t believe that I just found your channel
i had a friend who lost his fantasy league and his punishment was to go to the local high school football field and run the whole perimeter with his shoes full of peanut butter
My two favorite: Run for local school board as a write-in candidate, sitting outside the polling place with a table and a sign. 9 hot dogs 9 beers 9 innings
My cousin had a punishment in his sleepaway camp league and the loser had to wear a rainbow speedo to the swim test and the year prior they had to do the camp play
My league, you have to put signs all over the city with your phone number and saying to call it. 1st place chooses the city. When I won, I said Vegas, and he got over 1000+ calls and texts
That are some wild punishments for an activity where in reality your influence is close to zero and even with max skill it's extremely luck based, because of how you are fully dependent on outside factors.
a twist to the milk punishment last place plays rock paper scissors against everyone in the league every time they lose they run a lap around a football field and drink a cup of milk
Somehow, I’ve heard of a league that chooses a random player and the guy who comes in last has to undergo any injuries that player had. Could be no injuries, could be a torn ACL.
The canes miles is horrendous, my friend did a box meal with drink and only 1 mile and wanted to die. I don’t know if it was truly that bad but I wouldn’t wanna do it
My dad and I are in the same fantasy league and my punishment from coming in last place was endless (loving) taunting from my dad shoving his Ceedee Lamb scores down my throat
Last year the loser of my league had to go to class for a week wearing nothing but a Speedo. This year the loser has to stand naked in front of our dorm hall for an hour and greet everyone who enters.
My Leagues Punishment this year is that the Loser has to go to a Sci Fi Convention Cosplaying as Huttslayer Leia (Metal Bikini), and get a photo with someone who worked on Star Wars (We're all Nerds in chat). Knowing my luck, I have to start saving for MegaCon 2025
Our league does the taco bell mile. 4 burritos or 8 tacos. 1 burrito or 2 tacos before each lap. Also must finish a large baja blast before the mile is over, and you have to carry it until its empty.
I was in a league where the loser got a tattoo of whatever the winner wanted. Loser was allowed to pick where on their body it went. I have a friend who picked the side of his calf. The winner chose an arrow pointing up that said size doesn't matter. Another year a guy got a picture of his ex wife's head shot on his shoulder blade. 😂
This was not due to fantasy football, but I had 2 friends who liked to gamble against each for crazy stuff. One buddy won the other's spare car while the other won, and he got to pick out a tattoo so my friend permanently has a pretty little butterfly on his arm for life.
I was in a tattoo league as well for 2 years as well, made playoffs both times so no ink for me. The losers got a unicorn with a big member and the other was a care bear throwing a bucket of "milk" on his gf (wife now)
The punishment at my job was last place had to do a mat shot (a shot of all of the spilled alcohol and mixers at the service well) on a busy Friday night. I lost but fortunately the business closed before i came in last so i never had to do the punishment
The loser of my league has to be a full blown bathroom attendant at our local dive bar for a night. You have to wear a suit, have all the items that a bathroom attendant would normally have (mouthwash, cologne, vapes etc.) and hand people paper towels. For context this bar is your stereotypical small town midwestern bar, the bathrooms are absolutely disgusting. Should be a super funny night for the rest of the us
2:19 This you have to be very careful with. Certain conditions, especially respiratory like Asthma and COPD, Extreme spice, especially if not accustomed to it, can cause people with said conditions to have their airways swell shut, thus suffocating to death. Its not a guatuntee, but its a nonzero chance
The punishment for our league is to get a plant and keep it alive until the draft next season. The plant is also in a pot that is a 3d printed butt 😂 If the plant dies, they go from drafting 1st to last
1) Buy-and wear-a full “ Michael Jordan” to the gym of which he is a member (caveat, he’s not part of a gym, he has to buy a day pass) 2) Play at least three pick up games. 3), You must learn all the words “Be like Mike” and sing it every time you bring the ball up the court.
I am very much surprised the stereotypical "dress up as_____ for a day" or "wear your spouse/Significant Other's clothes for a day" punishments didnt show up.
In my league we had whoever got last place have to get locked in a pitch black room and solve a 500 piece puzzle with a very, and i mean very dim headlamp
the break up one is context dependent, you focused on the fact of the break up where as i believe the punishment was made with the input of the punished and the part of the punishment that is meant to be punishing is the date for the break up not the breakup itself, that date being their anniversare so as to make the break up more memorable and put dishonor on the punished
At my school, I don’t think I was in the league, One of the leagues has a punishment where the loser has to attend a WNBA game and watch the whole thing without phones. It’s a Catholic School, so that explains the mindset.
We recently had the last place guy in our league write a book report on an erotic novel involving Gronk, it was every bit as hilarious as you can imagine. I’m hoping for a sequel this year. 😂
Loser had to buy Eagles playoff tickets for the winner, drive them to the game, wait outside of the game until the game was over, and drive both of them back.
as a middleschooler, so around 4 years ago now, the loser would have to sit with the girls at lunch while having nothing to eat, bc he would have to give it to the winner
In our ten team league the loser has to run the milkshake mile. The rules are simple, you start by drinking a milkshake, then you start running a mile. Every quarter mile you drink another milkshake.
My friends and I did that the loser had to attend one of each of the big 4 teams in the city, completely decked out in the gear of their biggest rival, for a game that the rival teams weren't even playing in.
I got last in my work league last year and had to eat 36 hot dogs in 3 days and record myself to the group chat for proof. I haven’t eaten a hot dog since
So last year the group I was in, full of people I've known since high school(c/o 19&20) and a few of their acquaintances, wanted to do a punishment, and we came up with a bunch to put on a wheel, but we chickened out at the last second because two different people forgot their passwords early in the season, and one of them actually wanted to do the Milk Mile anyway for some reason? Anyway, while we were on a Discord call, I was in charge of compiling the list of potential punishments and this is what it looked like by the end of the meeting: -Buy something boring in a "suspicious" way from three different grocery stores -Milk Mile -Bean Boozled -Take a test(SAT was there as an idea, but the Milk Mile guy said he had some certification and he suggested doing the test for that. I just remember it wasn't forklifts) -Go to a Chuck E Cheese and order pizza for yourself -Impractical Jokers-type prank to be determined later(never was) -Random internet challenge TBD later(read above) - "~spice~" (Probably either hot sauce, ramen, or one chip) -Tweet something from the server's "out of context quotes" section(Trust me, they were bad.) -Click on a scam ad to see what happens -Try to blend in at a political rally you disagree with -Use the share button that some adult websites have for some reason
Rugby team I used to play for had two leagues with promotion and relegation. Last place in the top league did a beer mile against first place in the bottom league and the winner went to the top league, loser went to the bottom.
I have to do my league’s punishment, and it’s an eating challenge based on one of my friends favorite foods: burger, personal pizza, Primanti’s sandwich, and then a milkshake all in one sitting. It’s happening in a few days and I’m so scared
My league does the SAT punishment but it's not just taking the test. You actually have to PASS. If the loser doesn't get at least a 1500, they have to do it again
@noahmarkow867 it's all good dude. One of us works at one of those SAT prep places so if for some reason the loser doesn't hit 1500 the first time (which doesn't really happen. We all hit around 2000 in high school. The limit is mostly there so you're actually forced to TAKE the test) we can schedule it ourselves and just end up pocketing the extra cash lol
For our league of ten players the last two players have to go down a slip and slide and the rest of the people get to chuck food items at you. I’m one of the people going down.😢
In ours, the loser has to post weekly TikTok dances until one of them hits 10k views. But last year was my favorite. Loser went to a WNBA game by himself and vlogged it.
8:43 Imagine meeting your Dad after 18 years and he says "I had you as a Fantasy Football punishment"
Same thought I had
Daddy issues incoming....😬
my league might do that soon... once we are all 18...
We have 24 people in our crew. It’s 2 leagues though. 12 in the upper league and 12 in the lower league. You finish in the bottom 4 of the upper league, you get relegated to the lower league next year. You finish in the top 4 in the lower league, you’re promoted to the upper league next year. Both leagues get trophies with the upper league getting a nice trophy with their name on it. The lower league gets a mini trophy.
Edit: for context, it’s a church league ❤️
That sounds so cool
I don’t have enough friends for that
@@harrisonkleinjan it’s our church’s league
@@TheBrowndalorian that’s cool
@BrendanHanafin kinda made it up 😂 we had 16 last year in our church league and it was TOO much. So knowing we would have more I did this instead
Everyone who doesn’t make the playoffs in my 8 man camp fantasy league has to make a trophy in woodworking for the winner. Kinda sick, I’m playing in the championship, but I’m playing Ceedee Lamb 😭
I have ceedee lamb 😂
@@dotexe8870 lucky 🙄
I’m also playing ceedee in the chip
Oof
😢
Kid: Hey, Dad
Dad: Sorry, I lost fantasy football
Ours is we have to go to a massage parlor in a Deshaun Watson jersey
Yeah my friend has the same one
One year some guys at my school had the loser of their league do a presentation in front of the entire high school. This was possible because we had an open mic every Friday and the entire school would go.
One of my old friends was the loser in his league. His punishment for getting last place was to go to every Wikipedia article that mentioned a player on his roster and change every word on that article to "Beans". He couldn't do that for every article but damn it was pretty funny watching him do it during our AP World History class.
We were gonna do the one chip challenge, but then it got banned. So we settled on this: last place has to eat as many hot dogs as Joey Chestnut did in this year’s Hot Dog contest. He’s got one week to do it 😂
Can you do a part 2? Just because I'm curious on how crazy they can really get.
our last place punishment is getting every achievement in starfield
That’s evil lmao
The loser's free time is gone holy crap
Every achievement in No Man’s Sky
Thats got to hurt
Had one one year which was get sub 1:30 in SMO in two weeks
Our league was whoever got last, the amount of losses they had is how many milk miles they would run (not miles js laps)
Using this for my fantasy hockey league (Last place is 2-10 with 5 weeks left in the regular season, and is the least athletic person you will ever meet)
3:35 “I guess there was no disclaimer that you couldn’t be drunk”
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We had a league at my job where the loser had to sit at the road to enter the mall (we worked in the same parking lot) with a sign that said “honk for milk” and if somebody honked they had to pour milk on themselves.
Brandon you are one of the best football UA-camrs every keep up the good work ❤
my friends have a league where last place gets their ass waxed 💀
Imagine learning that your entire existence is because somebody lost a fantasy football league
300 lb dude gonna have to do the milk mile this year for my league
One group of friends that do fantasy football, the loser has to get their dinner, and go sit in a dumpster and eat their dinner. Absolutely brutal and disgusting. But they keep going every year.
My punishment: Last place in the regular season has to wear a Mike Vick jersey to an animal rights protest.
In my league if you last you the commish cause ain’t no one wanna be responsible for that lol
These punishments are very wild last years league in my school was just the milk mile
The winner of our league this year gets to write a poem that the loser then has to perform during a slam poetry contest
If you change “adopt” to “foster,” the cat punishment actually becomes kinda wholesome.
One of my buddies lost in his league and his league mates locked him in a dog cage, then rolled him down a hill.
I feel like that 4 star linebacker would go soft just so they don’t end up killing the poor guy
The MJF theme in the back of this video really hurt after watching him lose in person yesterday🤣
Someone in my league was adamant we waterboard the guy in last place
Jeez
Our league punishment is last place has to get a full body level 10 spray tan.
I wont lie. I never knew about any of this till now. None of the leagues have weird punishments. Probably cause losing money is punishment enough
Can’t believe the cage didn’t get mentioned. The most vile thing I’ve ever witnessed
Last place has to read the wiki of Josh Giddy and if they laugh they have to restart
Loser of last year was a Cowboys fan. Made him sing the "Commanders" fight song anytime someone asked him to.
Lol 😂
Now that's a good idea
I’m going to subscribe because I’m a fan of your shorts that you do when you’re pretending to be the players because that shit is funny!!! And most of the time you hit the nail on the head no matter which team and what side you’re pretending to be!!! It’s just hilarious and I can’t believe that I just found your channel
Last year at the chiefs jags playoff game a guy was in a dress with a sign saying "I suck at fantasy"... it was like 20 degrees and sleeting lol
i had a friend who lost his fantasy league and his punishment was to go to the local high school football field and run the whole perimeter with his shoes full of peanut butter
My two favorite:
Run for local school board as a write-in candidate, sitting outside the polling place with a table and a sign.
9 hot dogs
9 beers
9 innings
Loser has to do a food challenge at their local restaurant and the winner chooses that restaurant
My teachers leagues punishment is you have to take a inflatable doll on a date buy her a whole diner and talk to it.
My cousin had a punishment in his sleepaway camp league and the loser had to wear a rainbow speedo to the swim test and the year prior they had to do the camp play
My league, you have to put signs all over the city with your phone number and saying to call it. 1st place chooses the city. When I won, I said Vegas, and he got over 1000+ calls and texts
never finished last so hope my streak of that continues, which is surprising bc my team is usually screwed by injuries
Me and some friends are making the last 2 people go skinny dipping into the ocean when it’s like 27 degrees
In my local dynasty league, the 4 teams who MISS the playoffs have to make dinner for the remaining 6 guys at the annual rookie draft.
My cousin is in a tattoo league. Last place gets a tattoo of whatever 1st place chooses. He ended up last this year, for the 3rd time.
LOVE the MJF theme song in the background lol!
That are some wild punishments for an activity where in reality your influence is close to zero and even with max skill it's extremely luck based, because of how you are fully dependent on outside factors.
a twist to the milk punishment last place plays rock paper scissors against everyone in the league every time they lose they run a lap around a football field and drink a cup of milk
Ours is wearing a Deshaun Watson jersey to school for the entire week. No washing it.
Somehow, I’ve heard of a league that chooses a random player and the guy who comes in last has to undergo any injuries that player had. Could be no injuries, could be a torn ACL.
Our punishment last year was eating the last 3 years of the last chip challenge.
The canes miles is horrendous, my friend did a box meal with drink and only 1 mile and wanted to die. I don’t know if it was truly that bad but I wouldn’t wanna do it
My dad and I are in the same fantasy league and my punishment from coming in last place was endless (loving) taunting from my dad shoving his Ceedee Lamb scores down my throat
This guy is the best his videos are always awsome and entertaining so keep posting and being fun to watch
Last year the loser of my league had to go to class for a week wearing nothing but a Speedo. This year the loser has to stand naked in front of our dorm hall for an hour and greet everyone who enters.
That sounds brutal
To the lemonade stand I feel the winner should get to design the signs and advertisement for the lemonade 😂
Our commish fairly arbitrarily decided the loser has to do a beer 5k chugging a beer every mile, so it's pretty fitting that he has to do it.
The cat one sounds like the league just has a cat that they pass around to the looser because the cat is either such a jerk or it’s funny.
Our last place has to donate to a sperm bank and say the kid can know who you are when they’re 18
Kid had to go streaking at 2 am in mine 😂
My Leagues Punishment this year is that the Loser has to go to a Sci Fi Convention Cosplaying as Huttslayer Leia (Metal Bikini), and get a photo with someone who worked on Star Wars (We're all Nerds in chat).
Knowing my luck, I have to start saving for MegaCon 2025
MJF's theme in the beginning is Straight Quality👌🏾😆
Our league does the taco bell mile. 4 burritos or 8 tacos. 1 burrito or 2 tacos before each lap. Also must finish a large baja blast before the mile is over, and you have to carry it until its empty.
My frat league’s punishment is that last place has to pledge again. It was very awkward when our president finished last
Different version of the Raising Canes’ or Milk Mile:
After every lap, you have to chug a beer and eat a McDouble. 😬🤢
Ours made last place trick or treat in july
Whoever is in last place 1000 burpees in a week 😂
I was in a league where the loser got a tattoo of whatever the winner wanted. Loser was allowed to pick where on their body it went.
I have a friend who picked the side of his calf. The winner chose an arrow pointing up that said size doesn't matter.
Another year a guy got a picture of his ex wife's head shot on his shoulder blade. 😂
This was not due to fantasy football, but I had 2 friends who liked to gamble against each for crazy stuff. One buddy won the other's spare car while the other won, and he got to pick out a tattoo so my friend permanently has a pretty little butterfly on his arm for life.
I was in a tattoo league as well for 2 years as well, made playoffs both times so no ink for me. The losers got a unicorn with a big member and the other was a care bear throwing a bucket of "milk" on his gf (wife now)
The punishment at my job was last place had to do a mat shot (a shot of all of the spilled alcohol and mixers at the service well) on a busy Friday night.
I lost but fortunately the business closed before i came in last so i never had to do the punishment
The loser of my league has to be a full blown bathroom attendant at our local dive bar for a night. You have to wear a suit, have all the items that a bathroom attendant would normally have (mouthwash, cologne, vapes etc.) and hand people paper towels. For context this bar is your stereotypical small town midwestern bar, the bathrooms are absolutely disgusting. Should be a super funny night for the rest of the us
2:19 This you have to be very careful with. Certain conditions, especially respiratory like Asthma and COPD, Extreme spice, especially if not accustomed to it, can cause people with said conditions to have their airways swell shut, thus suffocating to death. Its not a guatuntee, but its a nonzero chance
for the milk mile u have to drink 1/4 of it between miles
The punishment for our league is to get a plant and keep it alive until the draft next season. The plant is also in a pot that is a 3d printed butt 😂
If the plant dies, they go from drafting 1st to last
We went paintballing. The anchor didn't get a gun, and had to dress up as a lion. Only for the first two games. 😆😆
2:45 is a literal non-punishment for me. I’m a music major! Performance is my business. 😂😂😂
Dog cage. Loser sits in a dog cage while every other member gets 1 minute to dump whatever they want on them ex: milk, mayonnaise, chocolate syrup
1) Buy-and wear-a full “ Michael Jordan” to the gym of which he is a member (caveat, he’s not part of a gym, he has to buy a day pass)
2) Play at least three pick up games.
3), You must learn all the words “Be like Mike” and sing it every time you bring the ball up the court.
I am very much surprised the stereotypical "dress up as_____ for a day" or "wear your spouse/Significant Other's clothes for a day" punishments didnt show up.
In my league we had whoever got last place have to get locked in a pitch black room and solve a 500 piece puzzle with a very, and i mean very dim headlamp
the break up one is context dependent, you focused on the fact of the break up where as i believe the punishment was made with the input of the punished and the part of the punishment that is meant to be punishing is the date for the break up not the breakup itself, that date being their anniversare so as to make the break up more memorable and put dishonor on the punished
At my school,
I don’t think I was in the league,
One of the leagues has a punishment where the loser has to attend a WNBA game and watch the whole thing without phones.
It’s a Catholic School, so that explains the mindset.
Comedy Club one sounds like the year-end SNL "Weekend Update" skit...
We recently had the last place guy in our league write a book report on an erotic novel involving Gronk, it was every bit as hilarious as you can imagine. I’m hoping for a sequel this year. 😂
Loser had to buy Eagles playoff tickets for the winner, drive them to the game, wait outside of the game until the game was over, and drive both of them back.
UMN Superblock mentioned RAAAAA
as a middleschooler, so around 4 years ago now, the loser would have to sit with the girls at lunch while having nothing to eat, bc he would have to give it to the winner
I'm up 115 points in my fantasy championship and my opponent only has Romeo Doubs left
Praying for you. Romeo Doubs 115 Point game is light work
You're using MJF's theme as backing music? I know it's copyright free but it's still wild.
In our ten team league the loser has to run the milkshake mile. The rules are simple, you start by drinking a milkshake, then you start running a mile. Every quarter mile you drink another milkshake.
My friends and I did that the loser had to attend one of each of the big 4 teams in the city, completely decked out in the gear of their biggest rival, for a game that the rival teams weren't even playing in.
The sperm bank thing is more cruelty to the child then the guy.
In my league the person in last place had to shovel the winners driveway with a sandbox shovel
I got last in my work league last year and had to eat 36 hot dogs in 3 days and record myself to the group chat for proof. I haven’t eaten a hot dog since
So last year the group I was in, full of people I've known since high school(c/o 19&20) and a few of their acquaintances, wanted to do a punishment, and we came up with a bunch to put on a wheel, but we chickened out at the last second because two different people forgot their passwords early in the season, and one of them actually wanted to do the Milk Mile anyway for some reason?
Anyway, while we were on a Discord call, I was in charge of compiling the list of potential punishments and this is what it looked like by the end of the meeting:
-Buy something boring in a "suspicious" way from three different grocery stores
-Milk Mile
-Bean Boozled
-Take a test(SAT was there as an idea, but the Milk Mile guy said he had some certification and he suggested doing the test for that. I just remember it wasn't forklifts)
-Go to a Chuck E Cheese and order pizza for yourself
-Impractical Jokers-type prank to be determined later(never was)
-Random internet challenge TBD later(read above)
- "~spice~" (Probably either hot sauce, ramen, or one chip)
-Tweet something from the server's "out of context quotes" section(Trust me, they were bad.)
-Click on a scam ad to see what happens
-Try to blend in at a political rally you disagree with
-Use the share button that some adult websites have for some reason
Real recognizing real using MJF’s theme music for this 😂
Rugby team I used to play for had two leagues with promotion and relegation. Last place in the top league did a beer mile against first place in the bottom league and the winner went to the top league, loser went to the bottom.
I have to do my league’s punishment, and it’s an eating challenge based on one of my friends favorite foods: burger, personal pizza, Primanti’s sandwich, and then a milkshake all in one sitting. It’s happening in a few days and I’m so scared
Definitely screencapping the "I'm the girl" line, and will be using it out of context as a reaction vid lol
My league does the SAT punishment but it's not just taking the test. You actually have to PASS.
If the loser doesn't get at least a 1500, they have to do it again
Or else what? I ask mainly cause they only offer SATs every two months
@@noahmarkow867 then you're taking the sat every 2 months until you pass lol
@@cmd31220 yeah I don’t know why I asked. Punishment is already self explained
@noahmarkow867 it's all good dude. One of us works at one of those SAT prep places so if for some reason the loser doesn't hit 1500 the first time (which doesn't really happen. We all hit around 2000 in high school. The limit is mostly there so you're actually forced to TAKE the test) we can schedule it ourselves and just end up pocketing the extra cash lol
For our league of ten players the last two players have to go down a slip and slide and the rest of the people get to chuck food items at you. I’m one of the people going down.😢
In ours, the loser has to post weekly TikTok dances until one of them hits 10k views. But last year was my favorite. Loser went to a WNBA game by himself and vlogged it.