What Your Favorite Splatoon 3 Main Weapon Says About You

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  • @CaptainAstronaut
    @CaptainAstronaut  Рік тому +1606

    2 that I left out:
    Hero Shot: You are very proud of yourself for beating the single player...But we all beat the single player. It's not that hard.
    Gizzco Weapons: You love Salmon Run and only play Salmon Run and have a black or white suit in Salmon Run...But you might not be that good at Salmon Run

    • @Gerbert67
      @Gerbert67 Рік тому +83

      hero shot users actually use the weapon because they are greedy with the weapon licenses, so they use hero shot instead of buying normal splattershot

    • @4GRJ
      @4GRJ Рік тому +25

      @@Gerbert67 That's some...
      Extreme stinginess

    • @TerribleWiFi09
      @TerribleWiFi09 Рік тому +6

      Not trying to be rude here, but you mispelt "Grizzco".

    • @Dabneh
      @Dabneh Рік тому +4

      The 🍣 girls badges are so nobbiez

    • @Boltonick
      @Boltonick Рік тому +16

      Nah nah: grizzco weapon be like
      The bear put whisky in gun, and it does better now

  • @Nihonguy
    @Nihonguy Рік тому +1666

    As someone who loves splatana wiper, running into another wiper is pretty much what you saw in the video if we're lefted alone. We're so busy trying to one shot each other that we never think to use the range attack wit have lol

  • @tw1stedcut
    @tw1stedcut Рік тому +136

    As a dapple dualies main I gotta say the goblin mode thing is so accurate when I use other weapons I often forget to not go into goblin mode

  • @YE4rt
    @YE4rt Рік тому +104

    I'm a Luna Blaster main and that line "Anybody wanna play some more tower control?" couldn't have been more accurate.

  • @kieranm2774
    @kieranm2774 Рік тому +320

    Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 2:
    I enjoy winning
    Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 3:
    I enjoy losing
    Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 1:
    I enjoy time travel

    • @Mech3001
      @Mech3001 Рік тому +5

      Me using reg brella in splat 2: this is fine
      Me using reg brella on a splat 3: REEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Legomotionfake
      @Legomotionfake Рік тому +2

      @@Mech3001 yayyyyy 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁another Brella main

    • @gxalcremieshiny4229
      @gxalcremieshiny4229 Рік тому

      no way? I am not the only undercover brella user?

    • @youssefbencheikh8637
      @youssefbencheikh8637 Рік тому

      ​@@gxalcremieshiny4229I was saw a 5⭐ undercover brella user. Terrifying stuff.

    • @emmanguyen9138
      @emmanguyen9138 Рік тому

      ​@@youssefbencheikh8637lol I might know them

  • @Splatoonspyro
    @Splatoonspyro Рік тому +20

    "if you say vanilla is your favorite, your basic" yes. The splatfest shall orove this.

  • @slowclapindustrys8401
    @slowclapindustrys8401 Рік тому +941

    As one of the 7 tri stringer mains i agree and definitely don’t want to snap my switch into two pieces

    • @CallMeConch
      @CallMeConch Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @floodmaster7077
      @floodmaster7077 Рік тому +35

      as the third of 7 stringer main, can confirm

    • @zauromoun
      @zauromoun Рік тому +3

      Same

    • @inkedsharkyt
      @inkedsharkyt Рік тому +7

      Yes I am the 5th stringer main and i agree.

    • @poktheproto
      @poktheproto Рік тому +19

      as the 7th tri-stringer main, I agree for if I did snap my switch in two I wouldn’t be able to run respawn punisher with my tri-stringer and make anyone who drank a tasty beverage regret their choice. I also wouldn’t be able to play sploon anymore but that’s not as important.

  • @lovelylunarlady
    @lovelylunarlady Рік тому +63

    I'm a Christmas newbie, so I'm not that familiar with the game yet. BUT, as an n-zap main hearing that refreshing noise when a teammate takes a drink from cooler is music to my ears.

    • @chey-senpai9499
      @chey-senpai9499 Рік тому +15

      As an N-Zap main I agree knowing your teammates are refreshed is amazing lol

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Рік тому +7

      i’m so happy to see that little “refreshing!” and knowing i’m being helpful lol

  • @Chronomaza
    @Chronomaza Рік тому +335

    As a splatana wiper main, that's exactly how every match with another wiper main goes. It's not just a ditto match, it's PERSONAL

    • @LordEmperorBoss
      @LordEmperorBoss Рік тому

      STAMP THE HERETIC!!

    • @Shadow___Eevee
      @Shadow___Eevee Рік тому +16

      When you see a splatana 1v1 you have to respect it and let them do their own thing

    • @justforapps1670
      @justforapps1670 Рік тому

      I got stamper day one, my expert opinion? It's ight

    • @Chronomaza
      @Chronomaza Рік тому +2

      @@sakuparkkonen2959 skill issue

    • @casparfang
      @casparfang Рік тому

      Never interfere in a splatana 1v1

  • @QuiGonJohn1999
    @QuiGonJohn1999 Рік тому +29

    3:49
    I was waiting the whole video for Tri Slosher and that was the last thing I expected

  • @mowerthelawn451
    @mowerthelawn451 Рік тому +594

    As a wiper main who came from Splat Charger, the point and click adventure helped me develop my aim and now I only miss 90% of the time.

    • @splatnt1081
      @splatnt1081 Рік тому +29

      i think you mean you hit 100% of the time 10% of the time

    • @jetcore4598
      @jetcore4598 Рік тому +2

      I keep telling people the splatana is secretly a charger!

    • @yourboi5492
      @yourboi5492 Рік тому +2

      @@jetcore4598it’s just a better bamboozler

    • @Shadow___Eevee
      @Shadow___Eevee Рік тому

      I'm glad I'm not the only one calling chargers a point and click adventure

  • @MattisticStatistic
    @MattisticStatistic Рік тому +22

    Splat roller is absolutely accurate. I picked up the Splat Roller as soon as I could in Splatoon *ONE* and I'm STILL maining the thing to this day.
    I think it might have hypnotic powers or something at this point.

  • @Echo-dd2mv
    @Echo-dd2mv Рік тому +454

    This is honestly one of the best “what you main says about you” videos I’ve seen in a long time. All the other ones are just loser, shooter players who have never seen actual good players use certain weapons. They find anything to dunk on the “bad” weapons because they just don’t know how to play it. Good video.

    • @ppacachondo153
      @ppacachondo153 Рік тому +15

      Did someone offend wittle clash blaster main 😢😭

    • @bgcfranky3277
      @bgcfranky3277 Рік тому

      @@ppacachondo153 😂😂😂😂

    • @Echo-dd2mv
      @Echo-dd2mv Рік тому +20

      😂😂 what. What did you read that made you think I was mad lmao. I just said that it was a good video.

    • @coldfanta4963
      @coldfanta4963 Рік тому +1

      And then there's tri slosher

    • @babywizard9027
      @babywizard9027 Рік тому +17

      @@coldfanta4963 Tri slosher mains are the absolute loyalists of this game. They played so much with it in Splatoon 2, that now, even though it lost burst bomb for TOXIC MIST, people still use it.

  • @User-d6l6t
    @User-d6l6t Рік тому +2

    There are two types of bloblobbers: 1 “according to my calculations I will get three kills if I… oh, there is three seconds left my bad.” 2 “FUNI BUBBLE.”

  • @lincolnstone2229
    @lincolnstone2229 Рік тому +312

    As a Mini Splatling main, I can't confirm that I am just a figment of your imagination.

    • @hyuntea5243
      @hyuntea5243 Рік тому +19

      as a fellow mini splatling main, I can also confirm that we are not real

    • @RoryT09
      @RoryT09 Рік тому +10

      As a previous mini splatling main, I am enjoying being a part of reality

    • @CIZZO-yw1bl
      @CIZZO-yw1bl Рік тому +5

      If you guys aren’t real how not real is a zimi main though. Sadge

    • @hyuntea5243
      @hyuntea5243 Рік тому +2

      @@CIZZO-yw1bl I am a Zimi and og mini splatling main and I am very much not real

    • @VikTheGamer
      @VikTheGamer Рік тому +2

      As a fellow mini splatling main, i guarantee that we don't exist

  • @epikmemerzgrawwr7122
    @epikmemerzgrawwr7122 Рік тому +16

    As a inkbrush main, I can confirm that speed is the key to victory

    • @Furgolick
      @Furgolick Рік тому

      Best thing is in Rainmaker when you use speed to sneak up behind everyone and basically assassinate them.

  • @Onyxs
    @Onyxs Рік тому +160

    Tri-Stringer: You like playing with Legos and then leaving them out for people to step on
    Brushes: You don’t know what carpal tunnel is and no one has told you yet

    • @thinkublu
      @thinkublu Рік тому +16

      I already had it when I picked up inkbrush
      I am in immense pain but this weapon is too fun

    • @TreblePhoenix
      @TreblePhoenix Рік тому +1

      The plural for Lego is Lego.

    • @johndelanie3649
      @johndelanie3649 Рік тому +7

      I tried inkbruhs for 5 matches and had to stop playing for the day, how do brush mains have hands

    • @DarkAngel1117_
      @DarkAngel1117_ Рік тому +1

      valid, my mom got surgery for carpal tunnel so im at risk but 15 kills every match is worth it

    • @DarkAngel1117_
      @DarkAngel1117_ Рік тому +3

      @@johndelanie3649thats the thing, we dont

  • @Deevster
    @Deevster Рік тому +7

    As A dapple main I can confirm that I am not only an expert on rolling off the map and in denial of being outranged by man's best weapon, the Sploosh-o-matic, but I dearly miss the suction bomb launcher that made up for the dapple's short range in every way.
    That and I go into Goblin mode every time I use the tacticooler

  • @nxtcrow
    @nxtcrow Рік тому +304

    5:46 As a dapple dualies main, i can confirm this is a superb warm-up technique we practice

    • @sentientblender
      @sentientblender Рік тому +31

      as a diehard dapple nouveau freak as of chill season I find the crushed smarties go down smoother with a side of glue

    • @MrCheezPlz
      @MrCheezPlz Рік тому +13

      as a fellow freak of nature i have discovered that the pregame smarties definitely are enhanced if you drink a liter of redbull as well.

    • @XennonNull
      @XennonNull Рік тому +5

      as a dapples main this is all true i agree

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip Рік тому +1

      Notice how it does not say it actually increases your weapon's range

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 Рік тому +10

      @@sentientblender glue is good as a side. but I’ve found that crayons help increase the duration of Goblin Mode

  • @ToastComix
    @ToastComix Рік тому +11

    As a Wiper, this is accurate and on point for splatana encounters… problem is.. our teams don’t let us have the pleasure of 1 on 1

  • @Flare0661
    @Flare0661 Рік тому +105

    As a dapple dualies and splatana wiper main I can confirm that at the start of every match I turn into the goblin version of raiden and slice children’s toes in half

    • @WadWizard
      @WadWizard Рік тому

      same but with sploosh o matic

    • @BryBryanaM7
      @BryBryanaM7 Рік тому +2

      I heard that drink 12 Monsters also help with the warm-ups while turning goblin

    • @astralactias
      @astralactias Рік тому

      I try to go into goblin mode but I end up dying 99% of the time qwp

  • @anwnerd1762
    @anwnerd1762 Рік тому +5

    4:41 its funny, the ballpoint mains sold their soul to the devil a SECOND time. Now it's the best weapon in the game

  • @Ed-1749
    @Ed-1749 Рік тому +264

    I love how the splat brella and tent are broken because of glitches and netcode, then there's the undercover like "yeah, they'll fix us one day and I'll be good again... right?...right?"
    Anyway, I love my squeezer and my bucket of ice. Also I love specifically the carbon deco. There are no other rollers worth mentioning.

    • @camerantherollermain
      @camerantherollermain Рік тому +8

      splat roller main here. i was agreeing with you until that last part. i disagree strongly with that last part. booooooo. 👎

    • @azurajae
      @azurajae Рік тому +5

      I feel like inkbrush mains also need a bucket of ice here. The amount of mashing we need to do is crazy sometimes.

    • @jilloliver6685
      @jilloliver6685 Рік тому +3

      @@azurajae yeah ghe only reason I perfur otco brush is because I can't keep up with the button mashing that is the ink brush [also I dislike breaking my fingers]

    • @harmless9336
      @harmless9336 Рік тому +4

      Funny how the undercover has the least net code and glitch related issues and its still the worst because it has the worst kit in the game

    • @rattsquidz
      @rattsquidz Рік тому

      @@azurajae I've mostly gotten used to mashing with the brush, and yet I STILL can't mash in smash bros

  • @lucchi018
    @lucchi018 Рік тому +10

    Extremely accurate with the splat roller for me. As soon as picked it up, i never let go. Not even the other rollers have the "humpf" for me.
    I'm not the best, but it's the only weapon where my kill count is higher than my death count.

  • @KanameYuuki
    @KanameYuuki Рік тому +112

    Nova is so spot on, you can't even paint well, you just see and mark.

    • @ijustwantedtocomment8319
      @ijustwantedtocomment8319 Рік тому +4

      HEY! It can get kills... sometimes... if you're like 3 feet away from them... you know... on a long-ish range weapon?

    • @A3N.A2B
      @A3N.A2B Рік тому

      everything is spot on on this like 90% is true

  • @SynGirl32
    @SynGirl32 Рік тому +4

    The last one is basically prochara in a nutshell and I love it.

  • @JasmineBrowneyes
    @JasmineBrowneyes Рік тому +104

    As a Hydra main, this is true. We just charge and hope people roll or drift into our rate of fire.

    • @star-spangledfemboy8114
      @star-spangledfemboy8114 Рік тому +8

      As hydra main, can confirm. I just abuse the deceptively long range against people that think they're safe lol
      -I also have a side order of jet squelcher but don't tell anyone-

    • @boomerangmonkey8263
      @boomerangmonkey8263 Рік тому

      I like Sub Power Up. It lets me hit Hydras easy!

    • @GockBlock64
      @GockBlock64 Рік тому

      as hydra main, this is very true

    • @A3N.A2B
      @A3N.A2B Рік тому +2

      honestly 90 percent of these are accurate
      -like snipe-writer: even though it is not my main its my favorite charger
      -I mostly play splat-lings so the point of him saying that snipe-writers are splat-lings mains playing charger

    • @olorin6494
      @olorin6494 Рік тому +2

      I play hydra because I like the consistent crushing pressure which you can drive the other team back into their base with. Team of bad teammates? That’s okay I can hold the middle myself

  • @Edderson_Studios4329
    @Edderson_Studios4329 Рік тому +5

    3:21 Bamboo was actually doing fine before mpu came; Being a good support

  • @michaelohear8752
    @michaelohear8752 Рік тому +79

    I first mained machine becuase I figured maining a meta weapon would make it easier to get into a team, but during that time I became addicted to the weapon and its playstyle because it felt every victory and death was earned, and overall greatly improved my mentality. I use it so much I went into salmon run and wondered why my fizzy bomb wasn't charging.

    • @lightwarrior1304
      @lightwarrior1304 Рік тому +8

      I do that but instead of wondering why the fizzy bomb isn't charging I booyah when popping a special sometimes even if I swapped weapons and it takes a second to clue in if I'm not using machine that it isn't booyah bomb

  • @twoofhearts7410
    @twoofhearts7410 Рік тому +4

    5:34 as an inkbrush main, ill never be able to use another weapon again without feeling slow. it is a curse.

  • @luisma9473
    @luisma9473 Рік тому +27

    As one of the 4 glooga mains, I can confirm that my shots will never be as accurate as the description you provided

  • @chandler2581
    @chandler2581 Рік тому +14

    As a Slosher main, I was less confused by the Zipcaster on the Deco and more confused by the marker. I have, indeed, accepted it, though. I've found that it can be surprisingly useful for helping teammates splat someone from a distance, which is saying a lot considering the Slosher is already a fairly long-range weapon.

  • @cannonballking7
    @cannonballking7 Рік тому +43

    Spoon III truely is a game with weapons. And I have a natural talent in picking the worst of them to dedicate my life to (Undercover main with a L-3 secondary).

    • @cloroker2058
      @cloroker2058 Рік тому +15

      My sincerest condolences for you having never won a game

    • @cannonballking7
      @cannonballking7 Рік тому +18

      @@cloroker2058 Sometimes I dream of winning a match of tower control, if I'm really happy maybe even two.
      Then I awake with tears down my cheeks, knowing it wasn't meant to be.

    • @itsflappletime
      @itsflappletime Рік тому +3

      You are the person who makes me sigh in shame when there is an undercover on my team

    • @cannonballking7
      @cannonballking7 Рік тому +6

      @@itsflappletime Sorry if you feel that way, but I will not apologise.
      Stepping back from the joke, the undercover is a weapon which has given me a ton of joy; and while it isn't great by any means, it is a decent weapon which when used with a bit of skill can get the job done in a lot of situations. Either way, I hope you have a nice day, and we can both have fun with these great games.

    • @dededethesuperstarwarrior7753
      @dededethesuperstarwarrior7753 Рік тому +2

      All weapons are viable in solo queue. Some are better than others of course

  • @Edderson_Studios4329
    @Edderson_Studios4329 Рік тому +1

    5:25 THIS THING EVEN HAS A SLOWER KILL TIME THAN TAP SHOT REEF-LUX.

  • @SkoomaDoo
    @SkoomaDoo Рік тому +31

    As a flingza roller main you are spot on.

    • @EPOCHGAMER64
      @EPOCHGAMER64 Рік тому

      As a fellow flingza roller main, it's good, but do I have comintment issues??

  • @luigisilver818_7
    @luigisilver818_7 Рік тому +6

    0:21 I just like burst bomb, so yes you're right

  • @jambon2730
    @jambon2730 Рік тому +23

    As a jet squelcher main, I feel personally attacked but I can't deny it

  • @ashtongiertz8728
    @ashtongiertz8728 Рік тому +1

    2:55 funny, this also applies to TF2 Sniper mains, Widowmakee/Ana mains, and basically every sniper main from every shooter ever.

  • @joshbotofborg2577
    @joshbotofborg2577 Рік тому +17

    I noticed a Typo about what you said about "Jr." mains. We main Splat Bombs/Torpedo's, the Jr. is just a Sub weapon.

  • @HELLNICE
    @HELLNICE 8 місяців тому +1

    Look man, I single handedly have won many splatfest for our Lord and Savior big man by just splooshing over to enemy's bases and dancing on them, the distraction/aggressive offense (fast ninja squid) let's my team cover turf while I hold back the savages.

  • @nassirali5161
    @nassirali5161 Рік тому +40

    As a hydra and dapple main I can confirm that these descriptions are indeed fact

  • @Retr0ReeF
    @Retr0ReeF Рік тому +2

    As a splattershot Jr. main, I can confirm that people either under estimate or over estimate my skill level at the game. (I often get jumped by the entire team)

  • @azure4622
    @azure4622 Рік тому +13

    As an S rank aero spray player i am deeply offended, i will now proceed to run straight into a roller because I'm not in range.

    • @jpg-mw1vc
      @jpg-mw1vc Рік тому

      As a fellow aero spray main i felt this

  • @anwnerd1762
    @anwnerd1762 Рік тому +1

    0:22 this will be even more accurate now with the new kit released

  • @tabrisflyway
    @tabrisflyway Рік тому +55

    aerospray is painfully accurate, I just like painting the stage not my fault everyone tries to kill me 😔

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 Рік тому +7

      You're an aerospray in turf war. What do you expect us to do.

    • @cyncynshop
      @cyncynshop Рік тому +7

      "Just let me win? No? Damn."

    • @marib3619
      @marib3619 Рік тому +2

      @@firesd7306 For you not to kill me? :D

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 Рік тому

      @@marib3619 I am a tri slosher. I. Live. To. Murder.

    • @QueenLethargy
      @QueenLethargy Рік тому +7

      Me picking up the Aerospray RG and averaging 5~6 booyah bombs per match, but being absolutely useless otherwise-

  • @harleypippenger3255
    @harleypippenger3255 Рік тому +2

    Haven't see you videos in AGES. I really like the mini in person bits. Keep making content I wanna see more bruh

  • @i_are_gm122
    @i_are_gm122 Рік тому +18

    As a Splash-o-matic player that's been rocking the weapon since Spat 1, that shit hurt man....
    It really hurt.... ; - ;

  • @koramora
    @koramora Рік тому +1

    i rate this video "i use the tacticooler for myself not for you" /10

  • @getsloshed3280
    @getsloshed3280 Рік тому +30

    Hey Man I just wanted to share how much I absolutely love your Splatoon content. Such a breath of fresh air. This past August I finally decided to try making some Splatoon content myself, and you were a massive inspiration in taking that step - Here’s a well-deserved sub. Cheers brother.

  • @SetsuTheYena
    @SetsuTheYena 5 місяців тому +1

    Hydra Splatling main here. Your comment was way too true :'D :'D :'D Just keep firing from a distance! I'll hit someone eventually!

  • @hannahyamauchi839
    @hannahyamauchi839 Рік тому +13

    I love playing N-Zap. I yell "COME GET Y'ALL JUICE" and throw in the most inconvenient location imaginable. Ain't much but it's honest work

  • @foriarez944
    @foriarez944 Рік тому +1

    I felt glad when he said that nobody used minisplatling because that means i finally achieved non-existence.

  • @nove5422
    @nove5422 Рік тому +9

    glad that you used the big swig roller glitch in recon mode instead of an actual battle!!

  • @raycool8379
    @raycool8379 Рік тому +4

    Range blaster is spot on! I love using that weapon so much, and I must admit I am guilty of saving replays of direct hit solos with Range haha

  • @mozart4344
    @mozart4344 Рік тому +10

    Dapple Dualies are so accurate. I play them when I do rainmaker and I go into a fugue state every match. I come to with a 25 kill count.

  • @bluestar_725
    @bluestar_725 Рік тому +2

    Can confirm as a mini splatling main we do not exist

  • @CiromBreeze
    @CiromBreeze Рік тому +8

    As a Splattershot Pro main who uses it for the range without the commitment... honestly your description of the Snipewriter actually makes me want to try it out now

  • @I-Dunno-Mateo
    @I-Dunno-Mateo Рік тому +1

    “Man, I gotta try the Tri-Slosher now.” 💀

  • @kamiya4700
    @kamiya4700 Рік тому +8

    02:01 As splat roller main, this so damn accurate XD

  • @superbfruitpigeon
    @superbfruitpigeon Рік тому +3

    As a Splat Roller main: i try to play it like a slayer and sneak up on people with ninja squid and take them by surprise but I always misjudge the distance and end up swinging wildly at them just out of range until one of us get splatted 😂

  • @dietslug
    @dietslug Рік тому +7

    Genuinely the only ever video in the "What Your Favorite [Blank] Says About You" genre to ever make me actually laugh

  • @whospwow
    @whospwow Рік тому +2

    1:02 As a splattershot nova main, I can confirm this. I track ppl a lot more than I kill them 🥲

  • @theblitz1070
    @theblitz1070 Рік тому +5

    As a rare Dapple main, this is the most accurate thing I have ever seen in my life. I become a different, much more devious person when I begin a match as the Dapples.

  • @CoppermineTypeK
    @CoppermineTypeK Рік тому +1

    As one of 3 sploosh-o-matic mains out there, I’m glad you got actual feedback from real mains

  • @quid3903
    @quid3903 Рік тому +9

    I discovered your channel when I was playing mhw and found this video for monster hunster weapons, now the same for Splatoon after I rediscovered your channel after starting to play splatoon again a few months ago. Nice

  • @crazycanyon3028
    @crazycanyon3028 Рік тому +1

    This video made me realize I am the only person I’ve every seen use the L-3 nozzle nose

  • @catgirlQueer
    @catgirlQueer Рік тому +8

    tetra dualies is just accurate and I love it
    tho you could've just put a screenshot of pure QR gear

  • @CSDragon
    @CSDragon Рік тому +2

    1:19 I'm not a 52 gal main but, there's one extremely valid reason you'd want Splat 3 to be more like Splat 2.
    Map design.
    Splat 3's map design is just freakin hallways, no flanks.

  • @FreshGentleMint
    @FreshGentleMint Рік тому +4

    0:33 The plan is: FIND, KILL

  • @yummyos
    @yummyos Рік тому

    Your humor really grew on me throughout the video. Well done :)

  • @hopop201
    @hopop201 Рік тому +5

    I'm normally not a shooter player. The rare shooters I have played, mainly being Borderlands 2, I mained a sniper. So when the Splatoon 3 Testfire came, I wanted to try it out with the chargers. Before I knew it, I was a Heavy main with it being my only 5 star weapon.

  • @stixxcoco9547
    @stixxcoco9547 9 місяців тому

    1:38 the timing of the curling bomb coming in with the lil shout was PERFECTION😂

  • @naresaurusrex2965
    @naresaurusrex2965 Рік тому +4

    I missed when the umbrellas were a actually weapon class and not a bad idea/ waste of my time. They were my first love but now my eyes are set on another. (🏹 👀)

  • @TheGift137
    @TheGift137 Рік тому +2

    Freakin love the Flingza Roller. I hope it gets an alternate version soon

  • @MrMalix
    @MrMalix Рік тому +5

    1:40 Highly accurate

  • @midori_notori
    @midori_notori Рік тому

    bro 0:22 had me laughing for 3 minutes nonstop, good job cap!

  • @Mioumi
    @Mioumi Рік тому +4

    You got all my mains right and i feel like you got every mains so so right 😂
    I was not expecting for the big swig undertale ref which hits a little too close too home. (And the brush section got me cackling)

  • @TreeBranchStudios
    @TreeBranchStudios Рік тому +3

    2:08 that uh….I blame the servers? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @Edderson_Studios4329
    @Edderson_Studios4329 Рік тому +2

    Captain astronaut: 3:12
    Every squiffer main: *cries*

  • @toonblade4231
    @toonblade4231 Рік тому +2

    4:25
    Guilty as charged.
    I have 3.5K hours on TF2.

  • @TKDbirdy
    @TKDbirdy Рік тому +65

    As a sloshing machine main, I can confirm that using the weapon is NOT cheating. It's just making everyone think you are cheating because you're so good

    • @sherbertshortkake6649
      @sherbertshortkake6649 Рік тому +20

      I'm beginning to think of other ways to describe Machine mains...

    • @FKyler-bu3mb
      @FKyler-bu3mb Рік тому +4

      It’s a joke lol don’t take it so seriously

    • @ruslannawen9262
      @ruslannawen9262 Рік тому

      Man just spitted facts you bozo

    • @nmclick
      @nmclick Рік тому +4

      @@FKyler-bu3mb they were also making a joke???

    • @willsworld7874
      @willsworld7874 Рік тому +3

      as a slosher/roller user I will say that this is true as hecc

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 Рік тому +1

    i feel like there is a story behind the Reeflux

  • @sarahm6962
    @sarahm6962 Рік тому +3

    0:43 12 kills 3 deaths

  • @OmegaFalcon
    @OmegaFalcon Рік тому

    LOL NOOO. The splashomatic has been my favorite since Splatoon 1. You nailed it lmao

  • @KamisaTike
    @KamisaTike Рік тому +6

    As a bloblobber main I hate doing math 4:09

  • @babigayle
    @babigayle Рік тому +1

    This was really funny and well made. Loved the Yusuke meme 😭 keep it up!

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl Рік тому +3

    5:18 I can relate.

  • @johndasalty111
    @johndasalty111 Рік тому +1

    E-liter mains: you probably live in a cave and only speak in Splatoon terms, and you have 17000 cans of deodorant next to you for all the sweat you output.

  • @scientificostrich
    @scientificostrich Рік тому +5

    Love the hoodie! Also, I did not expect to be called out like that when you got to the bloblobber but it was very accurate, well done sir!

  • @jellypeche6103
    @jellypeche6103 Рік тому +2

    I started out as an octobrush user cus I loved splatting people, but started using the big swig because I hated being at the worst inker on the team. I still use flingza sometimes to splat two birds with one stone

  • @declanburge665
    @declanburge665 Рік тому +2

    5:54 you fucking bet I do

  • @BryceQ
    @BryceQ Рік тому +1

    Why everything is on point 😂 i use the reflux if I don’t want to socialize and mind my own at the back and occasionally help with the special. I feel seen

  • @residentfacehead3465
    @residentfacehead3465 Рік тому +1

    Mini Splatlings: Your controller has iredeemable drift and physically cannot move backwards anymore. Not thwt you ever did in the first place.

  • @Foxxive
    @Foxxive Рік тому +1

    None of these were accurate until Luna and I feel insanely called out.
    In other words, I play more tower control than any other ranked mode

  • @echo7zip765
    @echo7zip765 Рік тому +1

    I uh, just started playing last week and my favorite so far has been reef-lux, i swear it’s for the high close range dps. I SWEAR

  • @phantom9831
    @phantom9831 Рік тому +2

    To be honest, in the first opus, i wasn't able to chose my main, then in splatoon 2 appeared the dualies, and the splashdown, and i found both of these really fun to use. Then, i found the black tetra dualies (if its the english name of "double voltigeur noir") which was a dualies with splashdown, and i loved it, even tho at the start i didn't liked the bot bombs since i didn't know how to use them.
    And then, in Splatoon 3, since i was aware that the splashdown wasn't available anymore, i was thinking of what weapon i could use...and i stayed on the black tetra dualies, the reefslider replaced the splashdown, and it was at least as much cool, if not cooler, i don't think it's the best, but it's my favorite, and it's really cool to use

  • @FaisalBashir1
    @FaisalBashir1 5 місяців тому +1

    The splat brella was so accurate lol😂

  • @Dr.Pootis
    @Dr.Pootis Рік тому

    As an aerospray user, I can confirm that my K/D isn't _that_ bad...
    provided there aren't any dapples tearing through the lobby in a blood-fueled rage.

  • @Roses_.Shred.
    @Roses_.Shred. 6 місяців тому +1

    Love how both of my perfered weapons have "YOU SICK FU-" in it

  • @StronksL
    @StronksL Рік тому

    As a tri bucket main this is the best ''what your main says about you'' video out there and if anyone ever makes a different one they are wrong