2 that I left out: Hero Shot: You are very proud of yourself for beating the single player...But we all beat the single player. It's not that hard. Gizzco Weapons: You love Salmon Run and only play Salmon Run and have a black or white suit in Salmon Run...But you might not be that good at Salmon Run
As someone who loves splatana wiper, running into another wiper is pretty much what you saw in the video if we're lefted alone. We're so busy trying to one shot each other that we never think to use the range attack wit have lol
Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 2: I enjoy winning Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 3: I enjoy losing Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 1: I enjoy time travel
I'm a Christmas newbie, so I'm not that familiar with the game yet. BUT, as an n-zap main hearing that refreshing noise when a teammate takes a drink from cooler is music to my ears.
There are two types of bloblobbers: 1 “according to my calculations I will get three kills if I… oh, there is three seconds left my bad.” 2 “FUNI BUBBLE.”
as the 7th tri-stringer main, I agree for if I did snap my switch in two I wouldn’t be able to run respawn punisher with my tri-stringer and make anyone who drank a tasty beverage regret their choice. I also wouldn’t be able to play sploon anymore but that’s not as important.
Splat roller is absolutely accurate. I picked up the Splat Roller as soon as I could in Splatoon *ONE* and I'm STILL maining the thing to this day. I think it might have hypnotic powers or something at this point.
This is honestly one of the best “what you main says about you” videos I’ve seen in a long time. All the other ones are just loser, shooter players who have never seen actual good players use certain weapons. They find anything to dunk on the “bad” weapons because they just don’t know how to play it. Good video.
@@coldfanta4963 Tri slosher mains are the absolute loyalists of this game. They played so much with it in Splatoon 2, that now, even though it lost burst bomb for TOXIC MIST, people still use it.
Tri-Stringer: You like playing with Legos and then leaving them out for people to step on Brushes: You don’t know what carpal tunnel is and no one has told you yet
As A dapple main I can confirm that I am not only an expert on rolling off the map and in denial of being outranged by man's best weapon, the Sploosh-o-matic, but I dearly miss the suction bomb launcher that made up for the dapple's short range in every way. That and I go into Goblin mode every time I use the tacticooler
As a dapple dualies and splatana wiper main I can confirm that at the start of every match I turn into the goblin version of raiden and slice children’s toes in half
I love how the splat brella and tent are broken because of glitches and netcode, then there's the undercover like "yeah, they'll fix us one day and I'll be good again... right?...right?" Anyway, I love my squeezer and my bucket of ice. Also I love specifically the carbon deco. There are no other rollers worth mentioning.
@@azurajae yeah ghe only reason I perfur otco brush is because I can't keep up with the button mashing that is the ink brush [also I dislike breaking my fingers]
As a Slosher main, I was less confused by the Zipcaster on the Deco and more confused by the marker. I have, indeed, accepted it, though. I've found that it can be surprisingly useful for helping teammates splat someone from a distance, which is saying a lot considering the Slosher is already a fairly long-range weapon.
Extremely accurate with the splat roller for me. As soon as picked it up, i never let go. Not even the other rollers have the "humpf" for me. I'm not the best, but it's the only weapon where my kill count is higher than my death count.
I first mained machine becuase I figured maining a meta weapon would make it easier to get into a team, but during that time I became addicted to the weapon and its playstyle because it felt every victory and death was earned, and overall greatly improved my mentality. I use it so much I went into salmon run and wondered why my fizzy bomb wasn't charging.
I do that but instead of wondering why the fizzy bomb isn't charging I booyah when popping a special sometimes even if I swapped weapons and it takes a second to clue in if I'm not using machine that it isn't booyah bomb
As hydra main, can confirm. I just abuse the deceptively long range against people that think they're safe lol -I also have a side order of jet squelcher but don't tell anyone-
honestly 90 percent of these are accurate -like snipe-writer: even though it is not my main its my favorite charger -I mostly play splat-lings so the point of him saying that snipe-writers are splat-lings mains playing charger
I play hydra because I like the consistent crushing pressure which you can drive the other team back into their base with. Team of bad teammates? That’s okay I can hold the middle myself
As a splattershot Jr. main, I can confirm that people either under estimate or over estimate my skill level at the game. (I often get jumped by the entire team)
Spoon III truely is a game with weapons. And I have a natural talent in picking the worst of them to dedicate my life to (Undercover main with a L-3 secondary).
@@cloroker2058 Sometimes I dream of winning a match of tower control, if I'm really happy maybe even two. Then I awake with tears down my cheeks, knowing it wasn't meant to be.
@@itsflappletime Sorry if you feel that way, but I will not apologise. Stepping back from the joke, the undercover is a weapon which has given me a ton of joy; and while it isn't great by any means, it is a decent weapon which when used with a bit of skill can get the job done in a lot of situations. Either way, I hope you have a nice day, and we can both have fun with these great games.
Look man, I single handedly have won many splatfest for our Lord and Savior big man by just splooshing over to enemy's bases and dancing on them, the distraction/aggressive offense (fast ninja squid) let's my team cover turf while I hold back the savages.
Hey Man I just wanted to share how much I absolutely love your Splatoon content. Such a breath of fresh air. This past August I finally decided to try making some Splatoon content myself, and you were a massive inspiration in taking that step - Here’s a well-deserved sub. Cheers brother.
As a Splattershot Pro main who uses it for the range without the commitment... honestly your description of the Snipewriter actually makes me want to try it out now
As a Splat Roller main: i try to play it like a slayer and sneak up on people with ninja squid and take them by surprise but I always misjudge the distance and end up swinging wildly at them just out of range until one of us get splatted 😂
I discovered your channel when I was playing mhw and found this video for monster hunster weapons, now the same for Splatoon after I rediscovered your channel after starting to play splatoon again a few months ago. Nice
As a sloshing machine main, I can confirm that using the weapon is NOT cheating. It's just making everyone think you are cheating because you're so good
As a rare Dapple main, this is the most accurate thing I have ever seen in my life. I become a different, much more devious person when I begin a match as the Dapples.
You got all my mains right and i feel like you got every mains so so right 😂 I was not expecting for the big swig undertale ref which hits a little too close too home. (And the brush section got me cackling)
E-liter mains: you probably live in a cave and only speak in Splatoon terms, and you have 17000 cans of deodorant next to you for all the sweat you output.
I'm normally not a shooter player. The rare shooters I have played, mainly being Borderlands 2, I mained a sniper. So when the Splatoon 3 Testfire came, I wanted to try it out with the chargers. Before I knew it, I was a Heavy main with it being my only 5 star weapon.
I missed when the umbrellas were a actually weapon class and not a bad idea/ waste of my time. They were my first love but now my eyes are set on another. (🏹 👀)
1:19 I'm not a 52 gal main but, there's one extremely valid reason you'd want Splat 3 to be more like Splat 2. Map design. Splat 3's map design is just freakin hallways, no flanks.
Why everything is on point 😂 i use the reflux if I don’t want to socialize and mind my own at the back and occasionally help with the special. I feel seen
2 that I left out:
Hero Shot: You are very proud of yourself for beating the single player...But we all beat the single player. It's not that hard.
Gizzco Weapons: You love Salmon Run and only play Salmon Run and have a black or white suit in Salmon Run...But you might not be that good at Salmon Run
hero shot users actually use the weapon because they are greedy with the weapon licenses, so they use hero shot instead of buying normal splattershot
@@Gerbert67 That's some...
Extreme stinginess
Not trying to be rude here, but you mispelt "Grizzco".
The 🍣 girls badges are so nobbiez
Nah nah: grizzco weapon be like
The bear put whisky in gun, and it does better now
As someone who loves splatana wiper, running into another wiper is pretty much what you saw in the video if we're lefted alone. We're so busy trying to one shot each other that we never think to use the range attack wit have lol
yes
As the only wiper main to use the horizontal attacks I forget to use the charge
*SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK!*
Hello fellow wiper main
As someone who off-mains this, I can confirm
I'm a Luna Blaster main and that line "Anybody wanna play some more tower control?" couldn't have been more accurate.
Facts
"if you say vanilla is your favorite, your basic" yes. The splatfest shall orove this.
Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 2:
I enjoy winning
Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 3:
I enjoy losing
Me using Undercover Brella in Splatoon 1:
I enjoy time travel
Me using reg brella in splat 2: this is fine
Me using reg brella on a splat 3: REEEEEEEEEEEE
@@Mech3001 yayyyyy 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁another Brella main
no way? I am not the only undercover brella user?
@@gxalcremieshiny4229I was saw a 5⭐ undercover brella user. Terrifying stuff.
@@youssefbencheikh8637lol I might know them
As a dapple dualies main I gotta say the goblin mode thing is so accurate when I use other weapons I often forget to not go into goblin mode
Exactly!
As a wiper main who came from Splat Charger, the point and click adventure helped me develop my aim and now I only miss 90% of the time.
i think you mean you hit 100% of the time 10% of the time
I keep telling people the splatana is secretly a charger!
@@jetcore4598it’s just a better bamboozler
I'm glad I'm not the only one calling chargers a point and click adventure
I'm a Christmas newbie, so I'm not that familiar with the game yet. BUT, as an n-zap main hearing that refreshing noise when a teammate takes a drink from cooler is music to my ears.
As an N-Zap main I agree knowing your teammates are refreshed is amazing lol
i’m so happy to see that little “refreshing!” and knowing i’m being helpful lol
As a splatana wiper main, that's exactly how every match with another wiper main goes. It's not just a ditto match, it's PERSONAL
STAMP THE HERETIC!!
When you see a splatana 1v1 you have to respect it and let them do their own thing
I got stamper day one, my expert opinion? It's ight
@@sakuparkkonen2959 skill issue
Never interfere in a splatana 1v1
There are two types of bloblobbers: 1 “according to my calculations I will get three kills if I… oh, there is three seconds left my bad.” 2 “FUNI BUBBLE.”
As one of the 7 tri stringer mains i agree and definitely don’t want to snap my switch into two pieces
Same
as the third of 7 stringer main, can confirm
Same
Yes I am the 5th stringer main and i agree.
as the 7th tri-stringer main, I agree for if I did snap my switch in two I wouldn’t be able to run respawn punisher with my tri-stringer and make anyone who drank a tasty beverage regret their choice. I also wouldn’t be able to play sploon anymore but that’s not as important.
Splat roller is absolutely accurate. I picked up the Splat Roller as soon as I could in Splatoon *ONE* and I'm STILL maining the thing to this day.
I think it might have hypnotic powers or something at this point.
This is honestly one of the best “what you main says about you” videos I’ve seen in a long time. All the other ones are just loser, shooter players who have never seen actual good players use certain weapons. They find anything to dunk on the “bad” weapons because they just don’t know how to play it. Good video.
Did someone offend wittle clash blaster main 😢😭
@@ppacachondo153 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 what. What did you read that made you think I was mad lmao. I just said that it was a good video.
And then there's tri slosher
@@coldfanta4963 Tri slosher mains are the absolute loyalists of this game. They played so much with it in Splatoon 2, that now, even though it lost burst bomb for TOXIC MIST, people still use it.
3:49
I was waiting the whole video for Tri Slosher and that was the last thing I expected
Same lol
SAME. 🫡
As a Mini Splatling main, I can't confirm that I am just a figment of your imagination.
as a fellow mini splatling main, I can also confirm that we are not real
As a previous mini splatling main, I am enjoying being a part of reality
If you guys aren’t real how not real is a zimi main though. Sadge
@@CIZZO-yw1bl I am a Zimi and og mini splatling main and I am very much not real
As a fellow mini splatling main, i guarantee that we don't exist
as an aerospray mg user, the normal kills to death ratio is so realistic 😭
Tri-Stringer: You like playing with Legos and then leaving them out for people to step on
Brushes: You don’t know what carpal tunnel is and no one has told you yet
I already had it when I picked up inkbrush
I am in immense pain but this weapon is too fun
The plural for Lego is Lego.
I tried inkbruhs for 5 matches and had to stop playing for the day, how do brush mains have hands
valid, my mom got surgery for carpal tunnel so im at risk but 15 kills every match is worth it
@@johndelanie3649thats the thing, we dont
As a inkbrush main, I can confirm that speed is the key to victory
Best thing is in Rainmaker when you use speed to sneak up behind everyone and basically assassinate them.
5:46 As a dapple dualies main, i can confirm this is a superb warm-up technique we practice
as a diehard dapple nouveau freak as of chill season I find the crushed smarties go down smoother with a side of glue
as a fellow freak of nature i have discovered that the pregame smarties definitely are enhanced if you drink a liter of redbull as well.
as a dapples main this is all true i agree
Notice how it does not say it actually increases your weapon's range
@@sentientblender glue is good as a side. but I’ve found that crayons help increase the duration of Goblin Mode
As A dapple main I can confirm that I am not only an expert on rolling off the map and in denial of being outranged by man's best weapon, the Sploosh-o-matic, but I dearly miss the suction bomb launcher that made up for the dapple's short range in every way.
That and I go into Goblin mode every time I use the tacticooler
As a dapple dualies and splatana wiper main I can confirm that at the start of every match I turn into the goblin version of raiden and slice children’s toes in half
same but with sploosh o matic
I heard that drink 12 Monsters also help with the warm-ups while turning goblin
I try to go into goblin mode but I end up dying 99% of the time qwp
As a Wiper, this is accurate and on point for splatana encounters… problem is.. our teams don’t let us have the pleasure of 1 on 1
I love how the splat brella and tent are broken because of glitches and netcode, then there's the undercover like "yeah, they'll fix us one day and I'll be good again... right?...right?"
Anyway, I love my squeezer and my bucket of ice. Also I love specifically the carbon deco. There are no other rollers worth mentioning.
splat roller main here. i was agreeing with you until that last part. i disagree strongly with that last part. booooooo. 👎
I feel like inkbrush mains also need a bucket of ice here. The amount of mashing we need to do is crazy sometimes.
@@azurajae yeah ghe only reason I perfur otco brush is because I can't keep up with the button mashing that is the ink brush [also I dislike breaking my fingers]
Funny how the undercover has the least net code and glitch related issues and its still the worst because it has the worst kit in the game
@@azurajae I've mostly gotten used to mashing with the brush, and yet I STILL can't mash in smash bros
The last one is basically prochara in a nutshell and I love it.
Nova is so spot on, you can't even paint well, you just see and mark.
HEY! It can get kills... sometimes... if you're like 3 feet away from them... you know... on a long-ish range weapon?
everything is spot on on this like 90% is true
As a Slosher main, I was less confused by the Zipcaster on the Deco and more confused by the marker. I have, indeed, accepted it, though. I've found that it can be surprisingly useful for helping teammates splat someone from a distance, which is saying a lot considering the Slosher is already a fairly long-range weapon.
As one of the 4 glooga mains, I can confirm that my shots will never be as accurate as the description you provided
Extremely accurate with the splat roller for me. As soon as picked it up, i never let go. Not even the other rollers have the "humpf" for me.
I'm not the best, but it's the only weapon where my kill count is higher than my death count.
I first mained machine becuase I figured maining a meta weapon would make it easier to get into a team, but during that time I became addicted to the weapon and its playstyle because it felt every victory and death was earned, and overall greatly improved my mentality. I use it so much I went into salmon run and wondered why my fizzy bomb wasn't charging.
I do that but instead of wondering why the fizzy bomb isn't charging I booyah when popping a special sometimes even if I swapped weapons and it takes a second to clue in if I'm not using machine that it isn't booyah bomb
Haven't see you videos in AGES. I really like the mini in person bits. Keep making content I wanna see more bruh
As a Hydra main, this is true. We just charge and hope people roll or drift into our rate of fire.
As hydra main, can confirm. I just abuse the deceptively long range against people that think they're safe lol
-I also have a side order of jet squelcher but don't tell anyone-
I like Sub Power Up. It lets me hit Hydras easy!
as hydra main, this is very true
honestly 90 percent of these are accurate
-like snipe-writer: even though it is not my main its my favorite charger
-I mostly play splat-lings so the point of him saying that snipe-writers are splat-lings mains playing charger
I play hydra because I like the consistent crushing pressure which you can drive the other team back into their base with. Team of bad teammates? That’s okay I can hold the middle myself
4:41 its funny, the ballpoint mains sold their soul to the devil a SECOND time. Now it's the best weapon in the game
As a hydra and dapple main I can confirm that these descriptions are indeed fact
As a splattershot Jr. main, I can confirm that people either under estimate or over estimate my skill level at the game. (I often get jumped by the entire team)
I noticed a Typo about what you said about "Jr." mains. We main Splat Bombs/Torpedo's, the Jr. is just a Sub weapon.
This was really funny and well made. Loved the Yusuke meme 😭 keep it up!
As a jet squelcher main, I feel personally attacked but I can't deny it
Range blaster is spot on! I love using that weapon so much, and I must admit I am guilty of saving replays of direct hit solos with Range haha
Spoon III truely is a game with weapons. And I have a natural talent in picking the worst of them to dedicate my life to (Undercover main with a L-3 secondary).
My sincerest condolences for you having never won a game
@@cloroker2058 Sometimes I dream of winning a match of tower control, if I'm really happy maybe even two.
Then I awake with tears down my cheeks, knowing it wasn't meant to be.
You are the person who makes me sigh in shame when there is an undercover on my team
@@itsflappletime Sorry if you feel that way, but I will not apologise.
Stepping back from the joke, the undercover is a weapon which has given me a ton of joy; and while it isn't great by any means, it is a decent weapon which when used with a bit of skill can get the job done in a lot of situations. Either way, I hope you have a nice day, and we can both have fun with these great games.
All weapons are viable in solo queue. Some are better than others of course
Look man, I single handedly have won many splatfest for our Lord and Savior big man by just splooshing over to enemy's bases and dancing on them, the distraction/aggressive offense (fast ninja squid) let's my team cover turf while I hold back the savages.
As a flingza roller main you are spot on.
As a fellow flingza roller main, it's good, but do I have comintment issues??
5:34 as an inkbrush main, ill never be able to use another weapon again without feeling slow. it is a curse.
As an S rank aero spray player i am deeply offended, i will now proceed to run straight into a roller because I'm not in range.
As a fellow aero spray main i felt this
i rate this video "i use the tacticooler for myself not for you" /10
Hey Man I just wanted to share how much I absolutely love your Splatoon content. Such a breath of fresh air. This past August I finally decided to try making some Splatoon content myself, and you were a massive inspiration in taking that step - Here’s a well-deserved sub. Cheers brother.
Your humor really grew on me throughout the video. Well done :)
aerospray is painfully accurate, I just like painting the stage not my fault everyone tries to kill me 😔
You're an aerospray in turf war. What do you expect us to do.
"Just let me win? No? Damn."
@@firesd7306 For you not to kill me? :D
@@marib3619 I am a tri slosher. I. Live. To. Murder.
Me picking up the Aerospray RG and averaging 5~6 booyah bombs per match, but being absolutely useless otherwise-
3:21 Bamboo was actually doing fine before mpu came; Being a good support
glad that you used the big swig roller glitch in recon mode instead of an actual battle!!
That Tetra clip is even more accurate with the second kit. Spider-Man special is tryharding extreme and sometimes it works out.
It’s fun.
I love playing N-Zap. I yell "COME GET Y'ALL JUICE" and throw in the most inconvenient location imaginable. Ain't much but it's honest work
Freakin love the Flingza Roller. I hope it gets an alternate version soon
As a Splash-o-matic player that's been rocking the weapon since Spat 1, that shit hurt man....
It really hurt.... ; - ;
As one of 3 sploosh-o-matic mains out there, I’m glad you got actual feedback from real mains
Genuinely the only ever video in the "What Your Favorite [Blank] Says About You" genre to ever make me actually laugh
Can confirm as a mini splatling main we do not exist
As a Splattershot Pro main who uses it for the range without the commitment... honestly your description of the Snipewriter actually makes me want to try it out now
As a Splat Roller main: i try to play it like a slayer and sneak up on people with ninja squid and take them by surprise but I always misjudge the distance and end up swinging wildly at them just out of range until one of us get splatted 😂
I discovered your channel when I was playing mhw and found this video for monster hunster weapons, now the same for Splatoon after I rediscovered your channel after starting to play splatoon again a few months ago. Nice
Yo, your bass playing keeps getting better every video. 👏👏🎉
As a sloshing machine main, I can confirm that using the weapon is NOT cheating. It's just making everyone think you are cheating because you're so good
I'm beginning to think of other ways to describe Machine mains...
It’s a joke lol don’t take it so seriously
Man just spitted facts you bozo
@@FKyler-bu3mb they were also making a joke???
as a slosher/roller user I will say that this is true as hecc
As a Carbon Roller Main, I can say that my internet is indeed crap.
Every other time I attempt to load in, “COMMUNICATION ERROR OCCURED.”
Dapple Dualies are so accurate. I play them when I do rainmaker and I go into a fugue state every match. I come to with a 25 kill count.
As a tri bucket main this is the best ''what your main says about you'' video out there and if anyone ever makes a different one they are wrong
As a rare Dapple main, this is the most accurate thing I have ever seen in my life. I become a different, much more devious person when I begin a match as the Dapples.
1:38 the timing of the curling bomb coming in with the lil shout was PERFECTION😂
You got all my mains right and i feel like you got every mains so so right 😂
I was not expecting for the big swig undertale ref which hits a little too close too home. (And the brush section got me cackling)
This is so funnyyy, oh my god XD Definitely subscribing, thanks for the video! ^^ And Splatterscope main here!
tetra dualies is just accurate and I love it
tho you could've just put a screenshot of pure QR gear
Hahahahhahahaha
QR gear?
@@thunderstar7682 quick respawn
E-liter mains: you probably live in a cave and only speak in Splatoon terms, and you have 17000 cans of deodorant next to you for all the sweat you output.
02:01 As splat roller main, this so damn accurate XD
This video made me realize I am the only person I’ve every seen use the L-3 nozzle nose
I'm normally not a shooter player. The rare shooters I have played, mainly being Borderlands 2, I mained a sniper. So when the Splatoon 3 Testfire came, I wanted to try it out with the chargers. Before I knew it, I was a Heavy main with it being my only 5 star weapon.
As a splatana wiper main, you forgot to mention that we always teleport right next to your splattling/charger
I missed when the umbrellas were a actually weapon class and not a bad idea/ waste of my time. They were my first love but now my eyes are set on another. (🏹 👀)
Brellas are amazing in Salmon Run.
@@faerierose84 so true
5:25 THIS THING EVEN HAS A SLOWER KILL TIME THAN TAP SHOT REEF-LUX.
0:21 I just like burst bomb, so yes you're right
Bro this is the best what blank says about you I have ever seen.
Love the hoodie! Also, I did not expect to be called out like that when you got to the bloblobber but it was very accurate, well done sir!
2:55 funny, this also applies to TF2 Sniper mains, Widowmakee/Ana mains, and basically every sniper main from every shooter ever.
Captain astronaut: 3:12
Every squiffer main: *cries*
Love how both of my perfered weapons have "YOU SICK FU-" in it
0:33 The plan is: FIND, KILL
5:37 octobrush is actually so good for going slow most the match but getting quick kills when you're faded 😭
1:19 I'm not a 52 gal main but, there's one extremely valid reason you'd want Splat 3 to be more like Splat 2.
Map design.
Splat 3's map design is just freakin hallways, no flanks.
Fr😂
LOL NOOO. The splashomatic has been my favorite since Splatoon 1. You nailed it lmao
1:40 Highly accurate
“Man, I gotta try the Tri-Slosher now.” 💀
2:08 that uh….I blame the servers? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Tetras are on point. That's exactly how I feel during the latter half of any ranked match
As a bloblobber main I hate doing math 4:09
Same 💀
COMRADE!
I saw another video like this but your jokes were less juvenile and actually had good satirical insights at times.
0:43 12 kills 3 deaths
0:22 this will be even more accurate now with the new kit released
5:18 I can relate.
Why everything is on point 😂 i use the reflux if I don’t want to socialize and mind my own at the back and occasionally help with the special. I feel seen
5:54 you fucking bet I do
As a Squelcher's main I can confirm that we are sliding around literally all the time. We spend more time dodge-rolling than we do shooting.
The "First try, Baby!" actually killed me 😂❤
Comming back to this video a year later it makes me miss the reflux... I did not play the game to play the game