These Tekken Moves Will Do Zero Damage In Real Life
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so i made a post in the tekken subreddit, and i let you guys decide which
moves you think will deal ZERO damage in real life.
MUSIC:
Tekken 6 OST - Staff Roll A
I'm certain none of these people have ever been kicked in the shin.
Not that bad considering that you block most of the kicks in martial arts
@@tsyrendambaev9675 have you done martial arts? You don't simply block with the shin, you use the upper part close to the knee where it's hardest and you have to train the shin to numb it.
I train muay thai, i can say that for someone who didn't harden his shins, even getting punched in this area is painful, so for example moves like Laws banana peel, or dragunovs D2(knuckle punch, not karate chop like he is doing it) would hurt
@@night1952 I trained muay thai, and every low kick I got in my shin didn't hurt that bad, and now compare those low kicks to the moves shown in that video. What about you? Have you done any martial arts?
They're not even proper kicks. Since they didn't even properly rotate their bodies to deliver power into their pitiful "leg kicks" if you even count those as kicks, since they're more like slaps using their feet
Claudio's dab is an eye poke.
Also gives cringe
It can do serious damage since the eyes are the softest things you can hit in the head.
@@meeko-meeko or a chubby to Jojo fans
Nah that's a Michael Jackson move
Lol, yes he just pokes with style, he'll both blinds and discombobulate the opponent
Any move that involves a hit to the shin can inflict serious pain
Except for julia's
1:18 OMG SO TRUE😱
Yep. a relaxed walk . An unseen coffee tablet. I know it all to well.
@@brasdous8786 because it wasn't in the shin. It was in the nuts.
@@tonybloodloss get your eyes checked
Just because King's kick is slow doesn't mean it wont pack a punch, just look at the size of that boot and how heavy that kick looks. For comparison you can also throw a fast weak kick.
Its technique and physics.
King's 3 kick would do significant damage due to his mass, him utilizing that mass by _stepping forward_ and driving it in, focusing that mass onto a small surface area which is his foot, and finally landing that kick onto a vulnerable target which is the head.
Have that redditor who said his attack would do no damage by having a smaller guy performing the same attack and watch his neck snap backwards.
Letting people who never did martial arts that kick isn't slow.
Not lighting fast but damn near enough to knock someone *heads off* considering the log he has a leg.
For real how can anyone think that shit translated into real life is slow ?
Bro look at your screen.
Count the seconds between startup and contact damn.
Btw check his stance when landing the kick. I'm not joking, with a form that clean he can kill someone unfortunate enough to suffer internal bleeding from the shock.
You know, considering it's a high kick it might be considered absurdly fast, but I'd ask around before shouting it out loud.
* Also this com aimed at everyone, not specifically at the people here giving the kick some of it due respect.
That kick definately kill a redditor in one shot.
It would do zero damage because no one would get hit by it and kicks are rarely used in FUNCTIONAL for self defence martial arts
“Kings kick is so slow it wouldn’t do anything irl” -moments before neck snaps from essentially getting whacked with a tree trunk-
Common Redditor L, clearly they haven’t done martial arts
King's Death Roll would absolutely destroy your joints. It'd probably destroy his too, but that's besides the point
imagine doing it on concrete or any hard floor.
I've been in a cradle hold, did wrestling for about 4 years before a hip injury took me out of it. THEY HURT LIKE A BITCH
@@kobrer3 That's what I'm saying man, ain't no way you see that and say "that don't look like it hurt"
If you slow it down it looks like he slams the opponent on the back of their head a few times as well 💀
Not really, it's not functional sure but most of the time king rolls on his back so his joints will mostly be fine
The Pizza throw does *emotional damage* which is arguably worse
E-MOtional DAAM-age
As someone that got hit with an old hard bread once, i can say it can hurt like a fucking stone
Quite a con
The one pro though?
THE PIZZA HE-MAN, EAT IT!!!
that throw was mean
😂
Convinced 90% of the original commenters have never hit anyone or been hit before. Jesus christ Chloe’s shin kick is gonna HURT.
Obviously, its Reddit
People who thinks chest bump doesnt do damage never do chest bump irl. Especially with people who outweighs them. Like okay the chest bump itself wont make your chest hurt as if someone landing a blow on your chest but it can generate enough momentum to knock someone off their feet
Yea that stuff can hurt
The chest bump it self doesn't hurt, which is what we're measuring here
So anything that happens after the chest bump like losing balance then falling on your ass doesn't count
@@willromez the most dangerous part about the chest bump is whatever happens next if you lose your balance
@@willromez it can still cause some damage by itself. Getting bumped like that can damage your neck because of the force.
In fairness you need friends to learn that chest bumps are no joke and most of these redditors clearly never went for a jog only to have physical force applied to their shins.
I don't know, King's "3" kick looks like it would hurt a lot.
Absolutely. A heavy kick to head by the biggest man in Mexico would hurt like hell
That looked like a heavy ass kick 😂
It is actually a full roundhouse kick to the face. I would agree. That hurts.
Front teep to the chin would absolutely KO you
@@stevekerbal9638 yes a roundhouse kick will do massive damage with King's heavy ass boots
Especially when it is at joints or your goddamm fucking face
AK uses pro-wrestler move "poison mist" when u spew a colored water in a face. But imagine that he chew some chili pepper and then spew that mass in your eyes.
Then you realise yoshis is called bad stomach, so hes spewing stomach acid? If so that's weirdly impressive and would really hurt the eye
@@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 stomach acid (hydrochloric acid) can melt metal, so I think that would do more than just hurt the eye
@@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 Nope. It's a ninja cliche. He's spitting poison. The move name is very likely a joke name.
@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN It's named that because his initial stance before doing the poison breath is him clutching his midsection, feigning a stomachache
@@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 pretty cool how Yoshi II in SCV actually has a barfing voice line which is only used for that move
A number of attacks in this video especially the shin kicks would do damage. Also remember that martial artists in the tekken universe are pretty much almost super human in terms of strength. Remember when bruce urvin elbowed a car
i love bruce, i miss him
Superhuman this... Car elbow that, oh shut up. No shit, this video is just a joke. No need for your "next level" observation
@@PiccoloNamexio its also clickbaity
@@PiccoloNamexio its just a comment amongst many other. no need for your "next level" observation 🤓
There was a video on kick boxing vs muay thai to prove that which is better. Muay Thai insisted stuff like leg strike, clinching and elbow. He was only allowed leg strike. When he went into the match, he just kick his leg only until he can't stand up and kick boxer guy surrendered. He doesn't know how to defend against such strikes.
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Lmao if you try any of these moves on a redditor, they'd probably scream for their mama 😂
Some men would pay good money to have Nina's moves done on them...
Real men pays to have Bob do moves on you.
The pizza throw is emotional damage
@@garymichalles8383 lmao, how about that but done by a man
@@jestfullgremblim8002 even better
Nah. Rolling Death Cradle would definitely damage you a lot IRL. Look at the hulking man that is King and tell me that you would tank him rolling you around like that. You must be insane to think you wouldn't be crushed. That would hurt like hell.
That wouldn't matter, the thing that would matter is how many times your head and elbows slam against the floor.
Yeah I was so confused at that part
Even if your joints aren't being pressed into concrete, that move is going to tire you out as you fight to avoid getting those joints wrecked. Wrestling/grappling is incredibly exhausting.
Yeah, especially on concrete or asphalt
And also if you pair it with bone breaking moves ita gonna hurt like hell
Ling is literally kicking you in the forehead, eyes, or nose with the front of her shoe. That shit will hurt even with just a little force.
You won't see it coming as well. That amplifies the damage.
Imagine getting into a fight with her in school
1:25 high round kick, that would hurt extremely bad. Especially at the size of someone like king
"King's slow ass basic kick"
*Literally a front kick to the face*
*Doubt*
Not a lightning-fast kick, but still nowhere near slow enough to NOT break your jaw, head and anything else up there
With a foot bigger than your entire head no less
A lot of people seem to think that they can handle a kick to head of any sort and not even flinch, which is wild to me
Probably because those same people did get kicked in the head.
Hence the reduced IQ.
1:51 The eye contact he makes while doing it...
🥵
😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't know Tekken had ghosts of horses
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Thank you, for making this clip even more cursed
Asuka's 1+2 it's literally a really fast blow into your stomach, it's used in some martial arts
No, her blow stops one inch away from your stomach, then she does some Bruce Lee shit
Zero inch punch
Isn't it some kind of one inch punch? Those don't really work.
@@night1952 they do
Yeah furthermore, Jun's version (Shunkei I think) would hurt more in the stomach.
0:20 This would *absolutely* hurt 💀
yeah on concrete that's brutal. might even break a bone.
anyone who thinks that wouldn't hurt clearly haven't tried rolling on solid ground or wrestling
Maybe but the fact you would be stupid enough to get caught by that lousy move
If it's the mat that's doing nothing. If it's a street, chances are you're gonna get the worst case of road rash of your life
@@rianmela3825 even if it is on cushioned floor
the force of the giant tiger man laying on your neck and chin is still going to hurt
King's chain throw makes me mad but it also makes it imagine how good it would feel to be chiropractically adjusted like that
King could be a chiropractor as a side hustle, just would have to make his grapples a little less deadly lmao
You would slam your head and elbows against the ground multiple times.
For those who don’t know how to fight: A lot of these wouldn’t only pack some damage but it would catch a lot of you off guard. Slapping a leg up or away (especially if a kick is coming your way) diverges the force away from you and forces the opponent to not be able to control themselves, as they will be heading the direction of the said attack. This will all give you a lot of opportunities to counter and deal some of these attacks. I also see people talking about King… just FYI that isn’t a slow kick. Far from it. It’s recognizable of course. But it is far from slow. The power that’ll come from that leg is enough to probably snap any tendon connecting the neck to your brain with very little difficulty. Trust me I’ve fought enough to know that a lot of these attacks are very crucial in a fight. Chest bumps… are very rarely used unless a person (significantly a person overweight/big) uses them and yes they deliver force that isn’t easy to stand back up from. Because the ground also packs a lot. 😂 so all of the people who don’t think that any of these wouldn’t be useful: Leave that to the professionals and teachers of martial arts to decide.
Yeah, that's the thing about these, IF they connected on an unassuming opponent, they would probably take them out in one attack.
Will Anna's butt hurt?
Asuka's 1+2 is literally a thrust straight to the solar plexus and its not hard to imagine that, as a martial arts master, she knows how to generate maximum force with minimal movement. Some of these people seem to have never taken a hit to sensitive areas like shins or solar plexus. Hurts like hell
That’s a major spot that can cause someone to crumble, it’s why most martial artists defend that point.
Y'all have seen Yakuza's Tiger Drop?
Yeah *That's* the Tiger Drop
Redditors think that shin kicks dont hurt while they get knocked out by sitting up too fast
I’m 31 seconds in and I’m appalled at the ignorance of these comments. Even Lucky Chloe here at 0:30, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN KICKED IN THE SHIN WITH THE EDGE OF A SHOE??? Not to mention with her form she could absolutely wreck your knee without really any risk to herself. Smh
A number of attacks in this video especially the shin kicks would do damage. Also remember that martial artists in the tekken universe are pretty much almost super human in terms of strength. Remember when bruce urvin elbowed a car
Bruh
Chloe started from a jump and kicked to the shin straight on while descending.
I don't care if Jin is a black belt in Kyokushin.
His shin would've *snapped* if he didn't defend by moving along with Chloe's foot to dissipate the force.
Those redditors have never been in a fight, I swear.
@@DJWeapon8this video feels a little bit like clickbait.
@@linneausmsiska1184 Well yes and no because the main objective was to showcase how dumb redditors are. It's the fan comments he posted that think these moves are not something will hurt you
That was towards his feet, not the shin. And Chloe may weigh half of Jin so it wouldn't have done much damage but if it was performed in real life then it would depend on who's giving the hit and who's taking it. You also seem to be getting something wrong here, shins cannot snap but they can be torn, or fractured.
0:46 this guy understands
I wouldn't mind having Nina all over myself
@@tacitozetticci9308 Exactly.
i want to be ninas dummy when she does that
@@alies- He sees the vision
Why else do you think the opponent just allows Nina to circle all around them like that?
We were actually taught Xiaoyu's downward slaps (d+1) in Kung Fu class, and yes it hurts. A lot
0:30 that's just an oblique kick. any higher and you could turn someone's leg into a fucked up parabola.
1:22 It's really not slow at all, it's telegraphed like it's gonna be a front kick or a teep but it looks like it hits like a stepping roundhouse. Not to mention, most people wouldn't expect a guy as large as king to throw a head kick like that. Now imagine the amount of force he could generate with all that mass.
also like AK's stinky poison mist/stink breath, first imagine getting chemicals spat into your eyes and also i once smelled my friend's dad from across the house when he came home from work once and the closer he was the closer i got to actually throwing up, it made me slightly understand how chemical warfare works. Smells can hurt too, redditors don't know what they're talking about.
1:30 Bro, whoever said a full wind up punt to the face would not hurt has never been hit, lmao. Impractical? Definitely.
Look at King's sheer size, I have no doubt a chest bump from someome who's pure muscle (and probably steroids) would hurt
Depends whether they have momentum or not. He clearly didn't so it wouldn't do much
@@z.e.r.o.6515he literally had a running start, what do you mean NO MOMENTUM
It doesn’t even need to be muscle, that would probably hurt coming from Bob too
The pizza throw deals 100% emotional damage in real life.
Most of these would hurt lmao except the pizza throw, if you don’t think getting slung around in a cradle doesn’t hurt you’ve clearly never wrestled. And mma fights have been won by leg kicks, getting your leg, knee and shin smacked all do more damage than it looks. Clearly homie has never fought irl
It doesn't take a genius to see this isn't my list.
Yeeaaahh... cradles hurt like an MF.
pizza throw would hurt if its fresh out of the oven
@@CheeseYoni all my brain cells are gone from fighting
frozen pizza 🥶🥶
Nina's rage art just broke his arm, And it will be zero damage in real life?
It's because it doesn't look like she's doing that, but she also can't do that because the animations are made by real people moving and those guys forgot that. lol
She pulls on the elbow into her stomach instead of the wrist. She cannot damage the arm.
yea she doesn't properly execute the armbar so no real damage is done besides a real painful stretch. with a more proper form shed easily broken his arm thO
@@allwithaphone9506 Didn't need to get that far, she broke his neck by using it as a pivot point for her whole body.
she doesn't do a proper armbar. horrible finishing mechanics. she could have just finished the triangle and won. it's stupid.
I actually appreciate CheeseYoni for making this video because some of them do seem like they would not hurt, but I kind of agree with some comments here since they do look harmful to some extent. Maybe it's just my experience but because I was a dumb kid, I would try some of these moves on people. In high school, I got in trouble because I did Zafina's Lapis Dagger (uf+1) on some jerk. I should NOT have done that.
What happened ?
@@davidfl.220 Bullying. Let's just say I snapped after months of abusive behavior.
@@ksdtsubfil6840 the madlad picked Zafina's upwards backhand of all moves
80% of Claudio's movelist
Armour King's "Stank Breath" is actually something called Green Mist, and is a heel move typical in Japanese pro-wrestling. It's not a bad breath, but rather a green liquid spat in your face, and more specifically your eyes. Of course pro-wrestling is a show more than a fight, so it's likely safe to use in an actual match, but in a less regulated situation, with the right chemical, you could do some nasty stuff to your opponent's eyes.
I feel like the Sumo guy rolling into you would probably cause you to trip if you don't move your feet in time IRL. Impractical sure, but I don't think it'd just not hurt
But if he begins to role on you after you have fallen, you will be flattened
When I saw Claudio's move for the first time, I laughed out loud because how it looks as stylish as a K-pop boys band dance move
1:09 this hurts alot, could break your legs from a heavy person
I’m SAYIN. I literally tore my ACL from the same exact motion in high school. That clip invalidated the whole video for me. 😂
And squish your feet too
Those shin attacks tho. More powerful than several electric wind god fists
Trust me, you don't want to the body weight of a bear against you. With all that fat, if they're not breaking something, they're smothering you.
Just imagine the amount of strength needed to move aside a real life bear that is sleeping on you. It's no teddy.
But a rear hit is even worse.
"Every hit from a woman" LOL
Burst out laughing in the train😂😂
Unless that woman is Alisa😳
Incels ☕️
Classic redditors. Say stupid shit, and downvote someone who actually has a point.
Gamer moment
The pizza throw would hurt if it was fresh from the oven.
This video is literally just "Tell me you're not a martial artist without telling me you're not a martial artist" aside from the goofy ones of course
I get dizzy real easily, pretty sure I simply would not be able to stand up for at least a good 2 min after Kunimitsu’s spin.
Not to mention the whiplash…
0:20 The initial takedown could definitely hurt especially if the ground is hard and if you land head first
You've awoken all the combat sleeper agents lol
I'm sure if a bear booty bumps you, that's going to absolutely hurt.
Especially if the target is really thin person
King`s chest bump maybe aint devasteting. But once in my live i run in to a other guys chest and got swollen eye.
Yhea that hurt.
1:23 Idk why but this slow ass kick made me laugh because of the screen shake and the knockback
It's just so basic yet so funny
If someone of King's size hit a regular human being with a head kick like that, it'd be an instant KO.
People saying "shin moves hurt" clearly forget that a reddittor's shin bones are protected by their 60lbs of fat layer
bro what yoshimitsu was doing was looking SUS
You obviously never had pizza thrown at your face that marinara sauce burns lol😂
They should ask their friend to hit them like that XD
It's hurt in real life
A grizzly bear thrusting it's lower body towards you may definitely be painful Lol 0:11
Yep. Like getting bumped into by a car
*"pretty sure she has bricks on those paws"*
That guy who suggested lucky chloe must not have been kicked by the shin yet
I haven't been kicked in the shin yet but the pain I felt from all the "scooter-ankle" incidents I endured has permanently made me scared and vigilant
True, let alone a jumping one. Those can break a leg
Nor did he take into account that she jumps into it, putting her body weight behind the hit
Nah, RDC would hurt like hell if a giant leopard man did that to you
Every single one of these redditors has never been in a single fight or, hell, physical altercation or exertion in their entire lives. They don't know how much 99% of this shit would destroy you if you let it hit you without preparing. They really think "nah i'd tank that no problem, these moves are so flashy for flashiness' sake" like they think they're invincible or some shit.
I tanked a hit to the side of the shin before, but that’s because the form from that kick was terrible and barely connected.
Every one of these being performed by professionals would either kill me, or easily set up to kill me
0:19 she smacks your Achilles heel, that’s a trip right there.
I once did laws Gainer in real life and by accident it got my opponent right under the chin.I was a bit tipsy but managed to land perfectly. I doubt I'll be able to do it again. The crowd was just shocked they began applauding. These moves are dangerous. Take care of yourselves out there.
'Nina's rage art feels good" SHE BREAKS YOUR NECK AND ARM. WDYM
0:42 is not just a silly butt attack, it's called a Tetsuzanko, used in the martial art Bajiquan. One of the most overused moves in Anime and Fighting games. Not sure how strong or effective that move can actually be IRL, but no damage? I don't think so 🤔
Ive seen it done before. I wouldnt say it would knock anyone out as its just a body check really but the person i saw using it said they typically use it to create openings not to really do damage
Anna is definitely using her butt. Tetsuzanko is using your shoulder, so Julia, Paul and Leo would cover that in Tekken.
Tetsuzanko is a shoulder strike (not really useful IRL). Anna hits with her hip/booty(not too useful IRL either).
@@GhostFrequency2 True. I still want to believe that it's her interpretation of a Tetsuzanko. Like she's using her most prominent features, her "assets" (pun intended) if you will, to her advantage, and strikes with whatever sticks out the most 😅
Unless you sprint full speed and tackle someone with your butt then no in simply not have enough momentum unless you willing to throw your weight and lose balance just to pull it off wich in this case she didn't
if you're not flexible enough rolling death cradle can and will hurt you
any butt moves are basically throwing your own bodyweight at the enemy, so it could hurt.
yoshi's flash is supposed to be a counter, imagine punching that sword
You aren't throwing your body, you're throwing your hips. Unless Anna has an inhumanly tight butt, all it'll do is push you away.
The ones who made this do not know anything in real life
Rolling death cradle is basically going snu snu in the bed with someone
Tekken characters are superhumanly strong. A mere finger flick from them would destroy any real-life person.
That pizza throw will be An emotional damage
most of these moves either revolve around dizzying the opponent or just using your own body mass to do something
Rolling Death Cradle aren’t doing any damage, but it will make you out of breathe when you are being locked in it.
I’m serious when submission game is more tiring than striking.
Also he's rolling the back of your head into the floor multiple times. If it's not a mat, then you're done for
Some of those ankle kicks keep getting kicked there will inflict pain
the king kick would probably knock my ass out
It would probably dislocate my neck and splay my internal organs. He’s easily FAR more than twice my weight (nearly breaking 3x my weight), and he’s got massive legs (nearly a FULL METER long. Or 3’3”. Approximation based on him being 200cm or about 6’6”)
He’s kicking my remains into next week. Especially since I don’t break 160cm (5’3”)
I feel like the death roll would make you throw up
the stupid little dance low that lc does could probably break someone's foot irl
So after reading everyone else's comments below I just realized Redditors have never been in a rl fight
I'm not so sure about King, it's +120 kg rolling over you agressively, often on rough, uneven ground. Maybe won't inuure that much, but will leave some damage
"Maybe it won't injure that much"
Bro, you can kiss your joints goodbye, also I have looked at RDC in slow motion, and King slams your had into the floor a couple of times doing it. King is cold AF 🤣
He’s officially 135 kg.
For comparison, that’s just 2.4 pounds (Or a little over one kg) short of your average female brown bear.
Armor King's stink breath works if you're a BJJ guy who hates laundry
Letting people who never did martial arts that kick isn't slow.
1:22
Not lighting fast but damn near enough to knock someone heads off considering the log he has a leg.
For real how can anyone think that shit translated into real life is slow ?
Bro look at your screen.
Count the seconds between startup and contact damn.
Btw check his stance when landing the kick. I'm not joking, with a form that clean he can kill someone unfortunate enough to suffer internal bleeding from the shock.
You know, considering it's a high kick it might be considered absurdly fast, but I'd ask around before shouting it out loud.
Also, I was not at an international level, but I tell a good kick when I see one.
( got complimented about my low kicks a few times also, I'm holding these like trophies and nothing will y'all say can change that)
(( I gotta suck since then, gotta take my trainings back ))
Let's be honest, ANY type of punch or slap towards your feet wouldn't do Jack shit.
Don't underestimate shin kicks. Somewhere between 0 damage and 1000 damage depending how many you take
man alot of these guys hadn't seen a regular mma fight or done martial arts, shin kicks hurt especially if the opponent decides to spam it
Zafina's scarecrow 4 would do decent damage. ff2 would be hurtful too
Her throws 💀
idk man, everything in this video except the pizza throw seem to be able to do damage in real life to some extend
1:04 yoo wtf is that move 😂
Whiplash generator 2013
I don't know. I knew a guy who had a pizza thrown at him. He died instantly
Asuka's df/2 could like trip your opponents backwards if you hit the shin harder in real life. And Xiaoyu's b/3 can really hurt just as Zhang Ziyi did it in Rush Hour 2 to Chris Tucker
Some of these can actually hurt you in real life.
agree with most of these but 1:23 is obviously a pretty heavy kick
0:38 you didn’t have to put it there, but you did, which I respect.
I choose to believe this was a joke comment and it made me laugh too hard.
I don't play Tekken but the one at 0:30 is an Oblique Kick, it can literally destroy your knee in an instant.
Pretty sure that kick at 1:24 would do damage to any human being. They do that a lot in Muay-Thai fights.
“Law’s banana peel”
Mf that hits near the crotch area, HOW TF IS THAT *NOT* GOING TO HURT?
Bro zafina sometimes stabs you with literal azazels hand
Rolling death cradle will literally snap your neck.
Also every one of dragonuv's moves will leave you crippled. Man's a fucking menace 💀💀💀
some of these will do damage
Dragunov’s d2 isn’t suposed to damage, it’s not a hit it’s suposed to just off your balance, what you would actualy do is strike with an open hand and grab the shin
why King's b1+2 doesn't count? he just literally grabs the opponent and turn them around
P.S: the extension string of b1+2 doesn't count, only the b1+2
But he's kinda rough 😣
because b1+2 alone doesnt do damage in the game either
Tbh a good chunk of Leroy’s moveset should be here, or at least bits of a lot of his moves
The punches would hurt like hell but the dumb little wing chun rapid fire finger pokes wouldn’t do shit, they’d have a higher chance of jamming his own fingers than they would anything else
The punches with rotation and bodymovemekt would hurt.
But the chain punches where he doesn't move his entire body will be very very weak.
Wing Chun is more of a self defense for a street dog person who is drunk and attacks a woman.
Thats why it was invented in first place.
Some of these might do some minor damage or moderate depending on the person
I don’t think any of these redditors have been chest bumped by a 6 foot 5 200+ hunk of man before