Ep 481 - Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes
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- Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
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00:00:00 - all hail the queen
00:00:53 - apes and games
00:13:00 - meezy's muscle mommies
00:17:30 - withholding the pipe | getting tricked
00:19:30 - p*rnography
00:23:00 - female rappers
00:31:00 - Amber turd & the Cleveland steamer | Tory lanes and the stallion
00:33:00 - adverts
00:42:07 - the difference in our Algos
00:49:00 - our hip hop history
00:52:00 - online white guys vs online black fellows
00:55:00 - thinking about what the future holds | fbi stats, suggestions, facts and logic, and forbidden knowledge
00:59:00 - films and mushys | psychedelic health guys and their politics
01:03:00 - ape together strong | they take everything we like even our games
01:09:00 - lemaire is ticked | poetic justice - Розваги
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Have any of you guys seen my weeno?
DONT BE DISTRACTED BY MATTS FOOT DANCING BOYS ITS A PSYOP
Lmao lemaire the plug, Jesus juice for all the kids
Come to Wichita Falls Texas Please
wish i could. im poor. hahaha
If Shane wears a dress on SNL he’s a government psyop
at the same time if he doesnt.... extra psyop
I hope he wears a samurai outfit
@@drinkmorecocacolahow
He already is. They modified his behavior with absolute success
Not So Fast buddy
we need gerbies back at some point - PLEASE DAWGS
indeed
He’s too busy slaying Poon Tang. God bless Gerb Dawg
One hundo
The grool king!
facts tho@@elnick6918
I’ve heard about the new planet of the apes movie from two people, Shane Gillis, and my stepbrother who has special needs. Both sounded equally excited about the forthcoming motion picture😂
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
He did get nicked after all. Those movies were hugely successful and critically acclaimed, though. The second one is unbelievably good. There’s literally a scar up gorilla riding a horse on a massive battlefield dual wielding MC Singh and they made it believable. That does sound pretty ret@rded though.. nvm lol
@@jessejive117 that rules
Shane should go full patois Chet hanks and come out in a track suit for SNL, and declare 6 more weeks of white boi summer
I think that shane is gone now my boy
You have no idea how right you were
DAWGS ARE BLESSED ON YET ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY
Indeed
Praise HIMMM
bless are us dawgs. toast a b LIGHT to the gawds
DAWGS
God is GREAT today!
I love how Shane is looking out for his bros. Letting them stay with him, letting them plug, releasing their special on his channel. Good dude.
@rickyboombotz8420 oh of course.
It's only gentlemanly @rickyboombotz8420
Hes secretly jewish and gets an 85% cut 😞
All you ever needed we're friends who could make you rich
@rickyboombotz8420 this goes without saying. It’s only right.
Theres about 50 episodes where Matt & Shane practically beg Lemaire to sit with them and talk and nevertheless, they persist and prevail. Thats how you know theyre really about their boys.
Why is nevertheless a part of that sentence? “Alas” is probably a better word
@@cranberrycanvas gay
12:59 Lamaire moving the coffee for literally no reason… number one sign of a ‘tism battle
Lemeezy being an AEW fan is proof that he is the quintessential black nerd.
He also loves Dragonball and Beetleborgs and shit. Dragonball Black Nerds are always the funniest guys.
@@fracturedfingers dude fr, of the funniest 10 dudes i know, 7 of them are dork ass, one piece card game type ass black dudes.
Lameezy is just a dreaded up Mark Henry
Anyone using the word qwintensenshull has to be the most trustworthy source on all things Nerds.
Powerful black nerd.
Lemaire is transforming from a caterpillar to a butterfly right in front of our eyes. A star is born lol
But it’s like that super fat caterpillar in “A bug’s life.”
He was way better when he didnt speak
Batter ply
the electronic butterfly
A big kahuna is born
18:24 matt’s impression of swinging a knife in GTA is perfect lmao
Woah cool to see you here :) I too really enjoy phantom dust and Shane gillis
Shane's such a humble baller he managed to not even bring up the SuperBowl till the end. Imagine if it was any other podcast it would be an hour of just talking about that lol
He used it as a segue into Patreon. He truly is poetically humble
If Shane works in “how gay this is” in the SNL monologue the legion of dawgz will swarm the White House
I would definitely January 6th if he said that
Fbi has entered the chat
thats a J6 waiting to happen
Hell yeah now im on 2 lists dawg
Shhhhhhhh…remember last time 🤦
Matt is the physical manifestation of "trust me bro"
Lol
Matt and Shane combo is really heating up lately. The Kill Tony one was hilarious also the stage time he's been getting is really helping him polish his bits. Hope he gets a solo Rogan appearance
Lmao so true 🤣
Yes he’s a real tard
“Why do they call it poetic justice? It’s just, Justice.” -Shane Gillis 2024
very poetic statement by Shane
love the matt and shane camera framing that puts their heads at the absolute top of the screen, such a bold cinematographic choice, just part of why these guys are legends
just got word that SNL is now broadcasting in 432hz. Blessed be the dawgz.
love your videos bro.
440hz is poison
are you just going to pretend that makes sense? why are mssp fans all cringe redditors?
Let’s go dude we can watch that shit on water or sand
@@LordConstrobuzit makes perfect sense to the dawgs who have already ascended
Lemaire is living a good life. Ma dawgs up right now.
Fat guys are eatin good with this one
He is honestly ruining Matt and Shane for.me
he sucks so bad
@@SkoolNerds
@@SkoolNerdsthen stop watching
@@SkoolNerdsGo watch andrew tate… you’re not a Dawg
Matt: "Have you ever seen 20 girsl vs 1 rapper?",
Lemaire: "No" - Immediately grabs phone
Tim Dillon would absolutely be the best weekly night show host if they ever let him do it. He doesn’t even need writers
Lemaire’s proportions are insane
His head is so fucking big! (Mine is too)
Big man has backflip frog splash on lock!
He still has a baby’s proportions. Like his body did catch up to his head but his head just got even bigger
I realize there is some perspective involved but he looks like some one cast a big head spell on him.
The painful realization that Im built just like him hurts hahahaha
MSSP hitting an organic “destiny is a girl’s name” I think I’m having a stroke
Thought I was having psychosis fr fr
No way Matt just unironically did the “Destiny? That’s a girl’s name”
That last bit about poetic justice really highlights the “we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about” nature of podcasting
I'll be honest, I thought Shane was smarter than "I don't understand this concept, so it must be dumb"
Had me worried the dawgs would be deprived this week.. praise be to the most high
Start the weekend on a banger!
Inshallah
mckuckster is the unsung hero of the podcast, dude keeps it flowing, witty af and listens well
UA-cam is recommending I rent rise of the planet of the apes, directly under this video 😂
First one is the best. New one might top it.
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Shane’s face every time Lemaire speaks is great
lol ur gay
If both of y'all are too busy to film a cast someday just have lemeezy describe the entire plot of dragonball for us
Dude Caesar screaming "NOOOO" at that a-hole trainer guy was one of the scariest moments in a movie ever lol. If Chimps and Apes ever learn how to talk and work together we are so screwed 😂
Rest in power Tybalt. Praise be for this Friday pod✝️😔🤲🏻
Lemaire is living in a fever dream
Butterly needs to make Muscle Mommi a video game. Lemaire is a ninja fighting off mommies
i just need this pod to have the camera more up its like the table is the main focus 😭😂
The Planet Of The DAWGS now. Phil on SNL is gonna be wild
Phil has a recurring character- maga dad, which becomes a nationwide sensation. Phil gillis rules!
Lmao Phil is the maga king! He was in January 6th
I wonder what best comic of our generation Bowen Yang think about this?
46:35 "I would love to hang out with 10 year old boys" followed by the most intense side eye I've ever seen from Shane
I don't think there is a single podcast where they don't talk about young boys in a sexual manner. 🤔
@@deezlesteezleok furry
Poetic justice is when the justice that’s had is ironic and related to the way the person was wronged.
Matt being the only person in his socks feels like such a Matt thing to do lol
lameeze has officially surpassed guest status. it’s a big day for the maire
The baby is now a lady
He might start big timin' like that superstar shining next to him, Guardini.
Don't forget, Shane promised to Budd Dwyer if he went back on SNL
Filter better be the musical act
12:09 Lemaire wipes something under the couch hahaha
That's freaking insane
This and 12:59 are mind blowing
Battling the 'Tism... godspeed young soldier
I think Shane should call in sick from SNL to go do a set at a comedy club and have Lemaire take his spot
“I think we’re confusing the judicial system for actual justice”
Perfectly said
The judicial system is designed for trying to dispense justice by punishing the guilty in a manner that is socially acceptable. It's got nothing to do with actual justice which as a subjective term is impossible to dispense using objective laws.
Shane’s gotta make some sort of Norm Macdonald callback or reference in his monologue 😭
“Have I gotten funnier? Or has the show gotten really, really bad?”
Why is everyone saying this? Their situations are so different, they actually had a reason to fire Shane but no reason to fire norm. And before you disagree check the tapes Shane has said many times he deserved to be fired because if they didn't catch him on that they'd catch him on worse shit like his LOS appearances.
@chadriegel2832 You think that a joke made by a comdedian is reason to fire someone? Lmao. Thats exactly what both of them were fired for, jokes that the producers got offended by.
@@chadriegel2832 Old Test and LOS weren't more reasons for them to fire him; they were exactly why they should've hired him.
@@chadriegel2832dumbass take, he's a comedian. Funny shit that people say is not a reason for firing. Also when Shane says 'yeah they shoukd have fired me' is his way of saying 'I understand the retarded world we live in and this is exactly what i should expect of you.' which he's explicitly said multiple times.
Looking at the bottom of our Shaman’s sock tells me Shane still hasn’t hired that Hispanic cleaning lady.
I read that a bit wrong.
Lemaire - "Absolute power corrupts, eventually"
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
I'm looking forward to seeing Shane's Budd Dwyer bit during his monologue next Saturday!
I'm looking forward to his Budd Dwyer reenactment.
You know it's gonna be a good day when you've got to be up in an hour, haven't slept all night and the first thing that'll be stuck in my head all this morning is watching the OG budd Dwyer at like 15yo on ogrish 😂 Man dems were the days, today however ..I'm gonna be fucked so pray for me dawgz
Ill never forget. Mom got me Tupac greatest hits for Valentines Day in ‘99. Still have both discs but they’re scratched to shit. Love you mom. God bless the dawgs
My parents got me it too. That and Dog Pound lol. Don't have em anymore but definitely takes me back
What a wholesome story, keep up the dawg life brotha 🤞
My parents got me Kid Rock's Devil Without A Cause v-day '99. Life changing.
The dawgs talking planet of the apes and FIFA I’m loving it
Notice how Shane is guarding his speech? Corporate sponsorships
1:06:15
Are you slow?
Didn’t notice that at all. You might just be paranoid.
12:00 Lemaire puts something under the couch lolol
What the hell was that had me so confused lol
@@trevorburton3290 Bros putting boogers under the couch 😂
@@trevorburton3290looked like a bag...he's looking behind the camera just before. Think he probably left his weed on the couch
@fuckcensorship69 why would the Dawgs get pressed about weed though haha. Still strange even then
@@trevorburton3290 might be a demonization issue 🤷🏻♂️
Dawgs I badly needed this one. Lost my best mate in a mountaineering accident 2 weeks ago and just had a job offer revoked days before it was due to start. Blessed be Shane and the Shaman!
😢 u ok friend
@@piratedre4d Thanks. Much better for time with friends and a damned good pod from the dawgs. We will overcome.
LOLOL dude I love the honesty "you know guys names?", "I'm addicted" . Lolol
I’ve never been more of a fan of lemarie than when he brought up David apologizing. I absolutely agree! Everytime a comedian apologizes it sets a precedent. Every time a comedian apologizes it’s a little bit more they take away from comedy.
Lemaire in a wrestling crowd will never get old. Love you Morp, from a fellow wrestling autist
Nah the suki thing was genuinely hilarious 😂 “I don’t think honey, I know. I don’t think that’s ghetto” 😂
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Shane makes a good point about "poetic justice" It really does just seem to be a term used to describe examples of the legal system working as intended. The fact it is always a public "sigh of relief" when a heinous criminal is actually imprisoned or executed shows how rare it is for the 'justice' system to actually manifest justice.
Highlight of my week is when these drop! Keep it up boys!🎉
SNL next week could be the best thing to ever happen to comedy. i hope it slaps.
Planning a viewing party Sunday morning with the Dawgs, can't wait
I hope he cancels on them last minute
@@rdel2007 I hope he opens with "Herro New Yolk!"
Shane needs to do a sketch where he's a fan in the WWE crowd that gets into the ring. Hit em with the "cant see me Downs face" and the crowd goes wild 😂
21 Savage featuring The Shaman on flute
Matt having his Jerky Boys tape destroyed as a youth. Explains the prank calls love it
Nothing like taking a duece on work’s time and listening to the dawgs holler
You guys together are the ultimate trio, never stop thnx
Love when lameezy comes on to chill with his boiz, some of the best episodes
The lemeez intro was so good.
I love that Shane wears shoes in his own house
Tell me you've never been to Texas without telling me you've never been to Texas.
@@exactnumbers6228 What does TX have to do with wearing shoes indoors?
@@emilydegeorge9059scorpions?
@@emilydegeorge9059scorpions?
Matt looks so well showered and clean
Would you?
I love this podcast so much dude
even when shane says NOOOOOO like ceasar, tells you how iconic the moment is. fun movies.
Shane absolutely cooking in Div 10 of Ultimate Team lmao
u guys are all chill man. entertaining video. Thanks
The frequency of Matt having no clue what's being talked about and not being able to follow along is something else. I love when it happens, sometimes hes honest about it, sometimes he just plays along.
Making Lemaire be on the end of having to explain Poetic Justice was a great cherry on top. Thank you dawgs
Le’Mezzy does look like a strength coach. A real young Mark Henry if you will.
That shot in the intro of the roller blader jumping that set… It really takes me back to my glory days!
I remember one time early 2000's DMX had a show on like mtv where they golfed. Every person in DMX's crew were open carrying handguns while golfing. It was the best
This cast will lift me out of the depths of my depression, love to all my dawgz on the front lines
I have been stranded in the desert for days and the Dawgs have blessed me at the most crucial of times
Stranded but your phone still has battery
The Babbel ad with "we gotta get LeMaire English!" Got me good lol
Bring out the whole podcast!
My day just got a whole lot better !! Blessed be the DAWGS !!
Thank you Matt. Thank you Shane. Congrats on SNL give ‘em hell and to the voice in every sketch
That Jerky Boys, Eminem (Slim Shady LP) and Korn (Family Values Tour) having to hide/secretly listen brought back some memories. 😂
When it’s just the original dogs no guest you know your getting top tier pod .
4 minutes in and shits already viral the dawgs have done it again
Thank god!!! I've been waiting!
the dawgs return to brighten my day
This is why u can’t skip the ads cuz lemarie stuttering is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Praise be to the Shaman and the top DAWG for gracing us with a pod on this sacred hallowed day 🙏🙌
Rive from Ru Rork, it's Saturday Night!
😂😂😂 very nice
The Floyed jokes David Lucas was throwing out were hilarious lol
You guys are so funny I listen through the ad reads 😂
Listening to old clips and THIS comes in. Yessir.
Try not to die driving around in the snowstorm just became fun
I literally binge watched planet of the apes two weeks ago, this is the best timing for this ep for me.
Shane . Congratulations on SNL last week , and also congrats on Netflix picking up tires .
I’m pumped for you man , all the best .
The bowl is filled and the dawgs are ready to feed
Shane should do a bunch of easter eggs on SNL, ok Shane?
Juggalos.. _freaks.._
Shane is living my dream. Comfortably sitting on a chair playfully flexing my feet on a coffee table whilst talking about anything that comes to mind . . . Congrats Shane !
Shane not laughing a Ben Shaloser was heartbreaking and so funny, Poor Lemaire😭