Bill Burr- Girlfriend wants to take a break from sleeping together!!

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @JorgesUsername
    @JorgesUsername 2 роки тому +144

    Dude, that Bill Nye one was so original, and fucking hilarious!!

  • @lwo7736
    @lwo7736 2 роки тому +239

    The way I got over my anger at slow drivers is to remember, you're getting home like, 90 seconds later because of the slow driver. Are you really gonna spike your cortisol for 90 seconds? It's not a big deal

    • @rossren9691
      @rossren9691 2 роки тому +28

      Tell that to my boss lol

    • @TwatDoWeOweThisPleasure
      @TwatDoWeOweThisPleasure 2 роки тому +10

      100%
      gotta keep your priorities in balance 👌🏻

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 2 роки тому +9

      It depends entirely on the situation. On a one lane road where the driver is going way under the speed limit, causing a line up of car is a surefire way to make people late AND put them in danger (rear ending and pile ups become more likely).

    • @lwo7736
      @lwo7736 2 роки тому +9

      @@TheSCPStudio yep, and getting mad is going to change what exactly?

    • @barrymccochiner5687
      @barrymccochiner5687 2 роки тому +9

      @@lwo7736 You must be pretty good at controlling your anger. With that logic you're saying don't get mad at anything?

  • @pineapplegee7958
    @pineapplegee7958 2 роки тому +149

    The relationship is OVaaaaa ! She’s planning her escape plan

    • @wingman-1977
      @wingman-1977 2 роки тому +30

      Yup. The sooner the guy realizes it, the better it’ll be when he pulls the rip cord and gets the fuck out of there. Nothing worse than trying to be with someone that doesn’t want to be with you.

    • @sheabenson99
      @sheabenson99 2 роки тому +1

      yessir it's true

    • @wetcat537
      @wetcat537 2 роки тому +22

      As hard as it is for some people to grasp that concept: people are not one dimensional. There are a multitude of reasons that can be behind her decision, like Bill said. Even if she just didnt want to have sex with no justification, this could still be caused by a spell of depression or other personal issues. People are complex and if you are in a relationship you WILL go through periods where one person will no want to have sex for a variety of reasons. Doesnt always mean the relationship is over.

    • @TrailerTrashThorne
      @TrailerTrashThorne 2 роки тому +5

      @@wingman-1977 Preach. It hurts unfathomably more than the separation. It just takes years to actually see that.

    • @jrporter50
      @jrporter50 2 роки тому +7

      She's already seeing someone else

  • @buckfuddy5561
    @buckfuddy5561 2 роки тому +54

    I love Bill’s advice.. “just rub one out”

    • @IveGotAHondaFifty
      @IveGotAHondaFifty 2 роки тому +11

      Its great advice, rubbing one out solves a lot of problems

    • @MATHOMPYAM
      @MATHOMPYAM 2 роки тому +2

      Champagne of champions .. lol

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 2 роки тому

      precise and to the point lol

  • @adamantiumbomb
    @adamantiumbomb 2 роки тому +43

    Tell her to go downtown at least twice a day while symptoms persist....Doctor's Orders 👨‍⚕️

  • @MATHOMPYAM
    @MATHOMPYAM 2 роки тому +5

    Rub one out it's the champagne of champions

  • @micbetancur9131
    @micbetancur9131 2 роки тому +12

    Listen to Bill when he says " there's nothing girls like more that when a guy tells them they want to discuss something with you" He knows

  • @x0rn312
    @x0rn312 2 роки тому +60

    One thing that occurred to me while listening to this is that there's recently been many States passing restrictive abortion laws. Maybe they live in 1 of those States and the girlfriend is freaked out because of that, hence her sudden desire to be extra careful.

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 2 роки тому +13

      That's really smart of her to want to be as careful as possible! Sounds like a keeper, instead of one of those chicks who try to trap men with an unplanned baby!

    • @justanotherguy4283
      @justanotherguy4283 2 роки тому

      Or you could just use a condom. Perhaps not get an abortion? How is 12 weeks of pregnancy restrictive

    • @j-rey-
      @j-rey- 2 роки тому +2

      I was wondering when this issue happened exactly for this reason. It probably wasn't after the Supreme Court leak, but that was my first guess as well

    • @UncommonSense76
      @UncommonSense76 2 роки тому +6

      Dude can wrap it up or pull out, don’t think her thought process is that deep

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 2 роки тому

      LOL no

  • @whatsthebigfndeal
    @whatsthebigfndeal 2 роки тому +13

    The relationship is over

  • @alexs5792
    @alexs5792 2 роки тому +4

    I started to have that road rage feeling today, actually. I was on my way home and there was a red light for a pedestrian crossing (not an intersection) there were two young guys filming their friend start to cross the road so I knew this was a set up pretty quick. He walked halfway out, then turned and walked back to his friends, who were laughing. Purely wasting my time and holding up traffic. I laughed and shook my head and gave them the finger, and decided ultimately that it wasn't worth my energy because they're young and in a few years won't be able to waste time for the fuck of it 😋

  • @Triple_M
    @Triple_M Рік тому +1

    "Greek God Via Africa" LMAO

  • @KateECoughlin
    @KateECoughlin 2 роки тому +10

    My Irish upbringing hard wired me the same way. We never talked about feelings unless it was making fun of each other. They say anger is a secondary emotion and usually just covering up fear. I try to meditate and take magnesium at night. But I still find my way back to angry c**t all the time. It's just buried in me. I guess your nervous system seeks what it is used to, not what is best for you.

  • @ACTHdan
    @ACTHdan 2 роки тому +31

    Offer to do something to help get her birth control. If she stalls, then you’ve got bigger issues.

    • @turonov
      @turonov 2 роки тому +2

      Just be patient you can't wait 6 weeks 💀

  • @ClutchSling
    @ClutchSling 2 роки тому

    Billy bill!! Same on the anger! But the min I inhale and exhale some greenery, I come back to a sound and relaxed mind, and it completely changes my perspective on a situation..too stoned to be angry and am more joyous about my day, kinder to the world…not condoning usage, but it opens a door to a sound reality and maybe an epiphany 🥸

  • @timothyburns4340
    @timothyburns4340 2 роки тому +13

    I just try and remind myself everyday how crappy I feel after I lose my temper.

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 2 роки тому +7

      Don't forget to remind yourself how good you feel when you come out on top instead of losing your cool, eh? It's great when the other person loses it, and you can just stand there nice and smug, knowing that you're not the one who looks like a complete idiot!

    • @adambrown5172
      @adambrown5172 2 роки тому +2

      My anger issues is that I feel like it gives me euphoria and power

    • @timothyburns4340
      @timothyburns4340 2 роки тому

      @@adambrown5172 it doesn’t just watch someone loose their temper. It provide power but it’s unfocused and undisciplined.

  • @rmmm6725
    @rmmm6725 2 роки тому +5

    She’s gone man…. She gone

  • @JonDoe-007
    @JonDoe-007 Рік тому +3

    Whenever your gf or wife wants to "take a break" from having sex that is a Huge red flag.

  • @AtlGaming1
    @AtlGaming1 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve had that shit happen with the grandma drive lmao

  • @dieseltyme
    @dieseltyme 2 роки тому +2

    You should request an infinite hallpass for the duration of the break

  • @sket179
    @sket179 2 роки тому +1

    Bill Nye guy: There are other things you can do with her during that time.

  • @docswatchbox8321
    @docswatchbox8321 2 роки тому

    Time to get a new LAAAAYYYDEEEE!

  • @davidthompson4934
    @davidthompson4934 2 роки тому +11

    you need to wake up and smell the coffee mate. she's going through the mental process of deciding whether or not she wants to remain in the relationship with you or whether there's a potential new opportunity that's shown up on her horizon. my older brother once said to me; "women are like monkeys, they never let go of one branch until they're holding another". my advice to you is this:
    hope for the best but emotionally prepare for the worse.
    remember at the end of the day, in life, you are all you really have so be good to yourself.

  • @abdurahmanmansoor1872
    @abdurahmanmansoor1872 2 роки тому +14

    She's cheating on you

    • @artgrusensky121
      @artgrusensky121 2 роки тому +2

      you say that because you are probably a cheater

    • @abdurahmanmansoor1872
      @abdurahmanmansoor1872 2 роки тому

      @@artgrusensky121 you have so little materials in your skull to the point where you think men and women cheat for the same reason, pissoff mate.

    • @om3ga109
      @om3ga109 2 роки тому

      @@artgrusensky121 What a fucking comment, imagine if it worked that way for everything.
      "Man's standing over a mutilated body, bloody hands, he had to have done it."
      "YOU'RE JUST THINKING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A MURDERER!" lmao

  • @bobcharlotte8724
    @bobcharlotte8724 2 роки тому +7

    Dude needs to ready for the possibility of having less sex after she gets on the pill. It's common for the woman's sex drive to plummet. Which this guy sounds like he would have a problem with..

  • @quintoLmento
    @quintoLmento 2 роки тому +1

    Lol working on the same anger issues in da road! Fucking slow ass moda fucars on the left line ... I imagine I'm Luigui from Mario Kart AND laught ass fuck justo to imagine them flying in da airs!!

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 2 роки тому +4

    I took it as he is wondering if she cheated & is waiting on the test results 🤷🏼‍♂️.
    Cause if condoms were fine with her that would make sense

  • @tashriquekarriem8865
    @tashriquekarriem8865 2 роки тому +1

    Oh jeezshes

  • @MilkT0ast
    @MilkT0ast 2 роки тому +2

    The second guy.
    She's making excuses not to have sex.
    she doesn't find you sexually attractive.
    End it now before it's too late.

  • @mrdev9843
    @mrdev9843 2 роки тому +3

    Bill, If you take away your anger you wont be funny anymore!

  • @milwaukeemike3557
    @milwaukeemike3557 Місяць тому

    Nah she burning

  • @boromirtheblasted883
    @boromirtheblasted883 2 роки тому +1

    "Why are you still talking to the guy"
    Well Bill, you see, women like this thing called attention. Even if its toxic.

  • @MrJoshdude101
    @MrJoshdude101 2 роки тому

    Cheers

  • @danhannah2910
    @danhannah2910 2 роки тому +5

    Definitely cause for concern 🤣 bill not based today

  • @shanesolar3924
    @shanesolar3924 2 роки тому

    If that’s her terms then he gets to go raw moving forward

  • @kylewall9297
    @kylewall9297 2 роки тому

    I've got a story needs told.... How so I get it to ya bill

  • @kimkornelsen493
    @kimkornelsen493 2 роки тому

    The irony of not realizing your family didn't cope and deal with anger wrong so you learn you are being angry wrong. But you are supposed to be angry. Which somehow is just a bunch of crying and accepting it is time to move forward.

  • @Alfenheimer
    @Alfenheimer 2 роки тому

    On one end she could be seeing someone else and waiting to see how things go with them before ditching their current. Or one of her friends recently got pregnant and she's terrified of the implications of it happening to her and wants to get on a more reliable plan. Idk if everything is off the table you start to worry. If 4th base and oral are still a thing I don't see the problem..

  • @JohnnyOmnia79
    @JohnnyOmnia79 9 місяців тому

    To the first story, like if there was a problem she would actually say something. You can have that sit-down talk all you like but if she's hiding something from you there's no way she's going to come out with it.
    No offense ladies cuz you know this yourselves, no one's better at deflecting or keeping secrets when something's wrong and you don't want to say it.

  • @kaw8473
    @kaw8473 2 роки тому +1

    He's clearly never been married before.

  • @paulryan320
    @paulryan320 2 роки тому +5

    boys some things to learn 6 weeks try finding banging time when u have kids, wait for the birth control 6 weeks aint doo doo lol

  • @Sam_-xz6cr
    @Sam_-xz6cr 2 роки тому +2

    How do you write in?

    • @moyjoseph2330
      @moyjoseph2330 2 роки тому

      Email him mondaymorningpodcast@gmail.com

  • @Newmanstartingnow
    @Newmanstartingnow 2 роки тому

    bro how do you write inn??

  • @TrailerTrashThorne
    @TrailerTrashThorne 2 роки тому +5

    Didn't have to watch the video, based on the title. Your relationship's done, being real.

    • @shellydrelly
      @shellydrelly 2 роки тому +2

      No...if you actually listen to the guys situation it kinda understandable for both parties. No title of anything actually explains the story. Have some sense of subjectivity

    • @TrailerTrashThorne
      @TrailerTrashThorne 2 роки тому +2

      I did listen, she doesn't want this guy. The dude even said she's a very sexual being which makes me wonder 2 things. Why did she go from hot to frigid over night? And there's more than one way to skin a cat if not with a hat then why does it have to be vaginal penetration? If he's writing to Bill about this dry spell that means it's probably been more than 2 weeks that she's been available but just putting him off. And worse she says she will after her appointment in a month right? Well if they aren't married a month is a long time. A lot can happen. No indications that she still wants this dude and enough towards the opposite to make him write to Bill.

    • @bootyholelover5639
      @bootyholelover5639 2 роки тому

      @@TrailerTrashThorne what if she had a pregnancy scare and she's just making sure she doesn't get pregnant? This isn't what happened most likely, but I think asking her what's up and deciding to stay or leave based on her answer is reasonable.
      Obviously if her reasoning for going cold sounds fishy then leave. For all we know she might have gotten raped. That probably didn't happen either lol

  • @makeupbymelisa11
    @makeupbymelisa11 Рік тому

    With abortion laws and possibility of a condom breaking and having an unwanted pregnancy… I get it

  • @stevecardamone1037
    @stevecardamone1037 2 роки тому

    While he sitting there talking to her he should rub one out. Love the podcast

  • @nomadman5288
    @nomadman5288 6 місяців тому

    There's no reason to wait 6 weeks if she knows when her period is. She can't get pregnant for about week before and after, but to be sure, I'd go with the after. I knew this when I was 17, which was over 20 years ago.
    And why would she have to wait six weeks for the appointment? I could see a week, maybe two, but six? It seems like something else is going on.

  • @Ben-uv2jq
    @Ben-uv2jq 2 роки тому +6

    Don't talk to her or acknowledge her, if she eventually tries to come back block her, give her the heisman trophy pose

  • @txup92g33
    @txup92g33 2 роки тому

    One month? She gone

  • @alihakimi6805
    @alihakimi6805 2 роки тому

    What?! You’re allowed to flirt at work if you’re in a relationship??

  • @tommy_noble
    @tommy_noble 2 роки тому +1

    Shibby

  • @trump45and2zig-zags
    @trump45and2zig-zags 2 роки тому

    U need to have Joe hook you up n try microdosing! Was on ssris n benzos for years off n on til shrooms!

  • @terezahoward4008
    @terezahoward4008 2 роки тому

    that means they are under age

  • @NSG2003
    @NSG2003 2 роки тому +12

    Of Course she is w/ another….Bill is off base

  • @shorew3
    @shorew3 2 роки тому +7

    Dude youll be alright, think of it this way, she wants to hold off until she is on birth control, which to me sounds like more of a bigger step. The sex will be better after the wait aswell.

  • @nukleyar
    @nukleyar 2 роки тому +1

    Bill's a genius but damn, him struggling with the simple word "beguile" was frustrating