Hearing that made me instantly remember Richard Pryor's line "WHAT?? I'm not white! Do you know a lot of adjustments have to be made!" - See no Evil, Hear no Evil
Ps: Regarding *Debbie Thomas.* I remember so clearly when she was in the Olympics. I was in College and because it was an HBCU (🐯 #GSU4Life), the streets around campus were deserted! ALL of us were in our lounges and rooms in the dorms watching and cheering her on. When she fell the first time, that hurt. But I still remember the next time she fell and we realized that was it for her; she would not be getting a medal. We poured out of the dorms and everyone was crying and hugging each other. It may seem weird now, but Debbie was our ONLY Black figure skater so, in a way, when she fell, we all did. Man! Weird, how I still remember that.
"have you ever thought of using dogs?" Why yes, they have: Jamaican Newton Marshall ran the Iditarod in 2010, 2011, 2013 and 2014. He finished twice, which is brilliant, because many mushers scratch about half their attempts. His book "One Mush" tells the tale...
" I didn't know that Jamaica has an army who made Jamaica mad? I don't know how you can be mad at them if you are something wrong with you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died at that part and clearly he hasn't heard the phrase We likkle but we Tallawah
"...and intense concentration for up to four minutes, none of which Jamaicans were thought to have." Not feeling that joke at all, but loved the feature of Devon Harris. 🇯🇲 to di world!!!
I think the point of the joke is that that is what the world or at least the "Western" world thought of Jamaica, not that that was true, at least not among people of culture. Also, to the shock of the world that Jamaica was able to pull it off being a tropical paradise.
There’s a great documentary episode on her on one of the streaming services. I think the series might be called ‘Losers’ (obviously about exceptional people, she is not a loser).
This Ugandan saw a photo of David Emong as Tofiri Kibuuka and was confused for a second 😂😂😂😂 PS: David Emong is Uganda's most successful paralympian, winning silver in Rio and a bronze in Tokyo 🇺🇬
I truly wish that Roy could do more of this segment. I would be down to watch an entire show of just Roy doing CP Time, covering various historic black figures, and actually getting to interview some of them as well.
I am Ugandan and I didn't know that 😂😂😂 🇺🇬 what the heck was he doing all the way there😂😂😂😂 But it is of course a heck of a great achievement...i gotta share this with a lot of other east Africans🔥🔥 amazing
He was packing parachutes and rolling doobies for the Jamaican army. Looked at a bobsled; “What fun joy it be to race downhill in a Giant spliff…watch da style!” The Jamaican bobsled team was born. Probably the (only?) coolest thing about the Olympics to date; The Jamaican Bobsled team. V
The segment wasn't nearly long enough to mention everyone who has competed or medaled in the winter Olympics. Not that there were many more but it was a super short segment. He didn't mention my personal favorite either. The figure skater Suriya Bonaly.
Mr Wood’s pause and then triviata call out was dope. I obviously don’t get the joke but I laugh along anyways knowing most of us don’t get it. Well done, adding culture to the culture.
It did make some sense. It was my understanding Jamaica has a sport where people drive self made pushkarts down hill and that's how they recruited the bobsled team as well
"If you mad at Jamaicans, the problem is _you_ " 🇯🇲
Absolutely 💯
Truth!
I looked for this comment 🙌🏾
This particular segment was a masterclass of comedy. Perfect setup and nock-em down.
As a Jamaican who watches CP time all the time this made me ☺️☺️ big up yuhself Roy!
yuh know!
It's the accent for me. Slays every time :)
@@danmon1823 I know a Jamaican, transplanted to here in Ohio.In the past ten years I never once heard him say "Hey Mon".
@@christelheadington1136 that phrase was when d residents first start to interact with TOURISTS.
Uganda here. Didn't know about the man Kibuuka but I'm glad to learn about him on CP time #ForTheCulture.
PS: The Ki is pronounced as Chi. Chi-buuka.
As a retired Paralympic athlete who competed in the sport of powerlifting in 2008 games, i always enjoy learning about athletes who paved the way.
Nice man! how was the experience?
@@qwan3356 great experience competing with athletes from all over the globe.
What a huge accomplishment, congrats!!!
@@zein9742 thank you so much!
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 nice!
This was such a funny but proud CP time. Thank you Roy for acknowledging my countrymen :). EVA FAST!!! JAMAICA!!!!
"Hope he never regains his sight and realizes he's the only brother in that country." Too funny.
that cracked me up
I need to re-watch missed that
Too racist
Hearing that made me instantly remember Richard Pryor's line "WHAT?? I'm not white! Do you know a lot of adjustments have to be made!" - See no Evil, Hear no Evil
@@paintedpony2935 Go shaft it
Ps: Regarding *Debbie Thomas.* I remember so clearly when she was in the Olympics. I was in College and because it was an HBCU (🐯 #GSU4Life), the streets around campus were deserted! ALL of us were in our lounges and rooms in the dorms watching and cheering her on. When she fell the first time, that hurt. But I still remember the next time she fell and we realized that was it for her; she would not be getting a medal. We poured out of the dorms and everyone was crying and hugging each other. It may seem weird now, but Debbie was our ONLY Black figure skater so, in a way, when she fell, we all did. Man! Weird, how I still remember that.
Thank you for sharing. I can just imagine how u guys felt when she fell.
Jamaican here 🇯🇲... Lol... Sometimes I don't even remember that we have an army😂😂😂
Fun Fact: The Jamaican Army helped the USA invade Grenada in 1983^^
@@michaeltamke8542 Oh my against the Moors? ✍🏾📖 Interesting I have to look into this...
laughing out loud Roy makes me laugh I love CP time he need to do more of this and it should ALWAYS Last at least 30 minutes IJS
I loved it too, but like bite-sized bits like this on UA-cam.
“IJS”?
@@AlexRN Uhm, "I'm just sayin'"
@@NiijiAl-Haqq never had I seen that acronym. Ppl are lazy when writing on the internet.
Me tooooo! I love Roy Wood Jr.
“Sounds like how fake dreadlocks look” 😂
Roy …..you and your Jamaican accent are too hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣
Competing to be America's next top Steve Harvey 🤣🤣🤣
"Racism...Sexism...and the cold."
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Thanks for including athletes from the Para Olympics!
"have you ever thought of using dogs?" Why yes, they have: Jamaican Newton Marshall ran the Iditarod in 2010, 2011, 2013 and 2014. He finished twice, which is brilliant, because many mushers scratch about half their attempts. His book "One Mush" tells the tale...
" I didn't know that Jamaica has an army who made Jamaica mad? I don't know how you can be mad at them if you are something wrong with you"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died at that part and clearly he hasn't heard the phrase We likkle but we Tallawah
That cameo from Mr. Harris was bomb 🧨! He looks great!
"Racism, sexism, and, the cold." The trifecta.
Great episode!! "I head that" "I hope you did" 😂😂🤣😂🤣
Exactly 🤣
LOVE CP. This episode with Harris got even better:). Thank you< Mr. Roy Wood Jr, sir:). You are a treasure:).
Roy needs his own show....in fact the world needs Roy to have his own show...
I really enjoyed this segment, the examples, the mustache, the format, well done!
he's WAY funnier than Trevor himself
Hearing that music excites me. I love CP Time 😍😍😍
This segment is like a cup of hot coco. Love you Roy!! That moustache is EVERYTHING!! Yasmine
🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
We can concentrate breda...
Ummm what were we talking about again? 😅😅😅😅
So proud to be Jamaican! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
Give a raise to mustache-choosing person. A caterpillar catching the light. So perfect. Ahahaha!
"...and intense concentration for up to four minutes, none of which Jamaicans were thought to have." Not feeling that joke at all, but loved the feature of Devon Harris. 🇯🇲 to di world!!!
come on! i laughed lol
@@BeautifulEarthJa 😏
I think the point of the joke is that that is what the world or at least the "Western" world thought of Jamaica, not that that was true, at least not among people of culture. Also, to the shock of the world that Jamaica was able to pull it off being a tropical paradise.
@@tenoki Perhaps that was the intention. I'm still confused why that would be the western worldview of Jamaicans.
Take it easy, mon
That was cool that they got him at the end.
The light glaring off his fake stache though
Top 10 moustache ever 😆
Oddly satisfying
wasssup w/dat 🤣
And it is just a tiny little bit crooked.. Love it!
"Bernie Sanders was still a young 97". 😂
“Your accent sounds like how fake dreadlocks look.” 😂😂😂
Man oh man, the shimmer and shine on that ‘stache!
That last 25 seconds had me gasping for breath. 🤣😁
America's Next Steve Harvey 😂😂
Top👌🏽 😂😂😂
Please give us MORE CP TIME! RWJr is the best! 🥰🥰
peak Roy, he deserves an award for this one 👍
Miss Cleo and Jar Jar Binks 💀💀💀
It hasn't been that way since Bob died in 1982😂😂😂. I am deceased
you're deceased? Does that mean you're Bob!?
"Cool Running's" One of my favorite movies.
Best CP time episode 🤣🤣🤣
Truth!
Gotta love CP time! Educational and funny... Brilliant!
I am here "for the culture" ✊🏾 !!!
Me too!
it always feels like a small "peak blackness" moment!
As a Jamaican...this resonated with me lol
"If you mad at Jamaica, the only problem is you." FACTS.
This man a comedic genius😂😂😂
Strife seems to dominate everything these days so this was a welcome diversion from it. Thanks Roy! You too Mr. Cool Runnings!
Wait.... Why you forgot Surya Bonaly? French figureskater. ☝🏽
I lover her. She’s amazing 😻
There’s a great documentary episode on her on one of the streaming services. I think the series might be called ‘Losers’ (obviously about exceptional people, she is not a loser).
Informative and funny!👍🏾
This Ugandan saw a photo of David Emong as Tofiri Kibuuka and was confused for a second 😂😂😂😂
PS: David Emong is Uganda's most successful paralympian, winning silver in Rio and a bronze in Tokyo 🇺🇬
Teal - don't let the Chinese take your airport man!!
"America's next top Steve Harvey"... 😆 it's funny cause it's true!
I truly wish that Roy could do more of this segment. I would be down to watch an entire show of just Roy doing CP Time, covering various historic black figures, and actually getting to interview some of them as well.
Salute to all the people of the struggle. Blessings to everyone stay safe and prayed up
I'm doing a CP Time binge just because I love how Roy says "for the culture!"
Roy is Solid Gold.
🤣🤣🤣 i am honoured. 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
I am Ugandan and I didn't know that 😂😂😂 🇺🇬 what the heck was he doing all the way there😂😂😂😂
But it is of course a heck of a great achievement...i gotta share this with a lot of other east Africans🔥🔥 amazing
His face lolol
He got so caught XD
Roy Wood Jr. Sure makes me giggle
That moustache 🤣😂😅😆😅😂
RWJr, you knocked it out of the park, borough and city this time!
Fantabulous!
😂😆🤣😆😂
Best CP time ever 😂🤣😂
This segment is always awesome! Wish there was more of it
You forgot Mariama Jamanka. Olympic champion in bobsled 2018.
RIP Bob, mayherestinpeace.
That tash got some Jamaican Castor oil treatment 👌
😅🤣😂
Competing for America's next "Top Steve Harvie" 🌴🤣😎👍🏽✌🏽
cp is best
Didn't even know Jamaica had an army 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love CP time 👏👏
This was one of your best Roy.
This just brightened my day.
big up from Jamaica!!!!!!!!!
I mean Klepper is his own thing, Roy Wood jr is by far the best daily show correspondent since Stephen Colbert
Desi is funnier..
Stephen Colbert is funny?
@@sleepnomore6065 yes he is. Maybe his jokes are too high brow for you
@@sleepnomore6065 He was funny. I can't speak for right now.
He was packing parachutes and rolling doobies for the Jamaican army. Looked at a bobsled; “What fun joy it be to race downhill in a Giant spliff…watch da style!” The Jamaican bobsled team was born. Probably the (only?) coolest thing about the Olympics to date; The Jamaican Bobsled team. V
roy wood jr is _money_ with the laughs. 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for this insightful yet hilarious moment. Cheers
CP Time is the best!!!
No mention of Shani Davis? Great speedskater.
I absolutely agree about Shani Davis! I also was waiting for a mention of Surya Bonaly and her incredible backflip at Nagano 1998.
🤣🤣🤣🤣Roy is nuts!
Missed opportunity to mention Erin Jackson, the first black woman to win a gold medal at the 2022 Beijing Olympic 500m speed skating contest…
It's a shame the daily show hasn't mentioned it at all
What about Shani Davis
I didn't know that because I'm boycotting watching the Olympics this time. China's concentration camps etc. etc.
Could be why *shrugs*
The segment wasn't nearly long enough to mention everyone who has competed or medaled in the winter Olympics. Not that there were many more but it was a super short segment. He didn't mention my personal favorite either. The figure skater Suriya Bonaly.
Awesome!!! 💪🏿 Original Jamaican bobsled Olympian?!?!? 🇯🇲
Seriously. The only reason _I_ can think of that you'd be mad at Jamaicans is if you went to Jamaica on vacation and came back with a _sunburn._
Even sunburn is not an acceptable excuse to be mad at 🇯🇲 😬😬😬
Awwwwwesome, hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That mustache gets me every time!
More CP time please 😂😂😂😂
Roy. Is. Brilliant.
You know you're killing it when your country recruits you for the Olympics
Mr Wood’s pause and then triviata call out was dope. I obviously don’t get the joke but I laugh along anyways knowing most of us don’t get it. Well done, adding culture to the culture.
La Traviata is an Opera by Giuseppe Verdi. . :)
feel the rhythm!
Americas’ next Steve Harvey got me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Roy
Well researched
Before today I never heard about any of these apart from Cool Runnings so thank you for bringing that to my attention.
Yay, it’s back!
the jokes 😭😂
America's next top Steve Harvey!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious..
🤣😂😆😆😆 Really funny!!! Loved it!!
So cool Devon Harris! He didn’t mention the egg though🥚💋
That tie thickkk 😂😂
It did make some sense. It was my understanding Jamaica has a sport where people drive self made pushkarts down hill and that's how they recruited the bobsled team as well
Go Jam!