Philomena Cunk: My Mate Paul - Ultimate 2025 Compilation
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Everytime I talked about my mate Paul.
Twitter: OnCunk
Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.
"Sorry am I wasting your time?"
"...yeah"
then you remember its the same guy from the very beginning in 2013. who's wasting who's time 😂
@SpahGamingThe “guy” is Professor Brian Cox - who is a celebrity on TV and UA-cam in his own right.
The ‘yeah’ Is him giving the stick back to Philomena.
@@brontewcat yeah thats what i mean, dude's been in the system for this long, im sure he's just waiting to be cheaky with her any chance he'll get
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAH
@@TreeFiddyProductions-tk3kowell okay now, it wasn’t *that* funny
paul has the hardest life ever pray for him
His life is the perfect combination of self inflicted hardship and just horrible luck
#prayforpaul
I agree, and I will. Oh, yes. I will pray.
😂
Pray, but not to Jesus, because if Paul see him again...
he just hasn't found his place in society yet...
The natural sincerity she delivers her lines with is unrivaled
It's absolutely dumbfounding. 😂😂
She's just playing her intrusive thoughts
She’s literally doing a Karl Pilkington impersonation.
Dennis Pennis was top, love her top.
@@VinluvAntonHandesbukia😂
I can imagine what a special about Paul would be like. It starts with Philomena saying, "My mate Paul..." during an interview before transitioning into an hour-long documentary about a day in the life of Paul. It ends with us cutting back to Philomena finishing the story to a very confused and uncomfortable professor/historian.
@rl9217 to several like in 3 uncomfortable ones she had before. That economy guy lol 😆 😂 🤣
Perfect
You can't ever show Paul, it would ruin the joke.
which comedian would play the role of paul??? bob mortimer??
@@pensive7676 I know it would break Wipecannon but I think Al Campbell (Barry Shitpeas) would be Paul. Though TBF Barry could be Pauls stage name.
The fact that Diane can say all these things in all seriousness without even cracking a smile or breaking the character a little bit is such an insane skill. She is brilliant.
You are absolutely right. I adore her abilities.
The other day on Colbert she said that she's able to keep a straight face because of how important it is to not laugh
@@Big_Bump I saw that, she's super hilarious in the interviews as well
It's honestly a bit scary in the best way
You're seeing the finished product, I'm sure it took more than one take.
"Mirrors are windows into other universes, aren't they?"
"No."
I find there's something so directly yet so subtly funny about that one bit, it might be my favourite ever
Well they are actually.
@@marcokite No.
"and I quote that from my mate *_Paul_*-"
@@marcokite just ask Kilgore Trout
"Well, you've raised a very significant question about the nature of providence" -- "...have I?" -- "you have, indeed."
He just rolled with it and stayed on the message.
One of my favorite cunk moments lol
The way she said “have I?” Like she was actually surprised he said that.
That is the interaction that hooked me on her. "Have I" is so well delivered.
He totally went with it , good man
I improve whatever book I’m reading by deciding that one character sounds like Philomena Cunk. It made Lady Macbeth much more sympathetic.
“Out, damned spot! Out, I say! One, two, why then, ‘tis time to do’t. Hell is murky! Like my mate Paul’s urine after he caught a urinary tract infection from attempting to impregnate a beach.”
The actor, Diana Morgan, said in an interview that she once played lady Macbeth and made it into a comedy part
😂😂😂I am 67 years young and have always used voices of the characters in the book.
And my accents are insane.
Jaws were reet good anall
Currently reading, The voyage of the Beagle, 1902, about 100 pages to go. Wish I'd done it for the last chapter of Australia 😅
Philomena's ability to deadpan deliver the most horrific and hysterical lines makes her a national treasure.
*International treasure.
Cunk is the literal funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
Legend, just off the chart absurd. Tears tell all😹
I stupidly tried eating while watching. I almost choked and died from laughter. Just add ketamine and I was almost her mate Paul.
I never heard of her until today 23 January 2025. At first, I thought this something new, until I quickly discovered she's been around several years. I'm glad I finally discovered her, she's brilliant. Anyone who can be that funny and keep a such a straight face the whole time, has to be really talented. For now, they're all new to me, yay!
"Paul said if I ever see Christ again he's a dead man" 🤣🤣
bless the intern who had to stitch this together ILY ♥
😂😂😂
In Britain it's called an apprentice
@jarlathburns1184 ok bro 👌 👏
@@magentaMegi In Britain we say mate
@jarlathburns1184 yeah I know I did that on purpose lol 😆
It never ceases to amaze me how her interviewees can keep a straight face and somehow still manage to take her very seriously! I love watching Cunk, LMFAO!
I think there is a lot of editing and takes.
Some of them crack like the last guy who was fighting it
@@M24071 I know I would never be able to do it... there would be sooooo many takes
there was one woman who laughed, but then cunk got "upset" (quotations because its just a show) at her and shut her down
I think the reason they try not to laugh is because we as the audience know its all just for laughs but from the perspective of the interviewee these are actually very unfortunate stories and they dont want to come off as laughing at someone elses misery (even if its fake)
"My mate Paul" = "Asking for a friend"
😂
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One of the experts finally asks what her mate Paul does for a living 😂
Now he's a Paul bearer.
He plays bass in a successful pop band.
Except he’s not a real expert, is he? He’s an idiot, he doesn’t even believe in ghosts
@ or chakras.
Hi Paul 😂
9:37 that firm "no." makes me laugh harder than it should
" My Mate Paul " needs to write a travel guide. It'd sell hundreds.
“So, my mate Cunk once sed that Edinburgh looked pretty cool, and I did end up going, but I currently can’t see out of my eyes because of how swollen the are from the beatings. So instead I’ll review the hotels based on how good it feels to sleep in front of them.”
😂😂😂😂😂❤
Carl Pilkington with attitoood
I think it's time for Paul to go to rehab 😂
🥳🥳🥳🤪🤪🤪
Paul is everyone's favourite uncle.
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I love pauls fascination with mirrors
He just can't quite figure them out.. 😂
I'm 100% mexican from a tiny town in called "Ocotlan "Jalisco Mexico. Who knew I would fall in love with Philomena's extraordinary form of comedy mix with beautiful healthy sarcasm. her personality is outstanding and her accent is adorable, not to mention what a beauty she is ♥ thank you for the good times philomela especially when we're living in times of uncertainty . may god bless you, your family and love ones
awebo carnal, la filomena esta bien vergas la neta
Paul sounds like he is living the best life in the worst way. Or living the worst life in the best way
8:40 "And when I looked up, Paul was crying" 😂
I cannot begin to describe how much I love this series!!!!!
"a treadmill for his fiancés pet snake" lol
Worse thing is, subtitles read "Beyonce's pet snake" so it was even more confusing.
He shares all sort of personal details with her, and she wont stop talking about him. I’m going to assume Philomena and Paul have feelings for each other they are just oblivious to it.
😭😭😭
🤔
Oh they're clearly in love. No doubt about it.
@ shame they don’t realize it. Life is too short.
He has a fiance
I like that it was Brian at the end, and he looked genuinely annoyed…. He must have had a lot of fun on her show.
I wonder if they’ve worked together before, I’ve seen both of them on a number of panel shows. Can’t recall if they were ever on the same episode.
@ he’s genuinely a nice bloke, and she is actually quite clever… I can only assume they really enjoyed working together.
The grapefruit X'D
I'm fcking dead, watching this poor guy try to wrap his head around what she's saying.
Trying to keep up in conversation with someone who switches gears like this is quite a challenge.
Inserting his DNA into a grapefruit, but the green grocer started to hit him...
If that didn't at least make you smile, you haven't thought about it long enough 😂😂
I had a vision about Paul, the Greengrocer and the grapefruit in the shop 😂
Ok boomer
"why is science so controversial" absolutely took me out 😂
“See Paul never forgave him …he said if he ever saw Christ again he’s a dead man” 😂😂😂😂
Genius
Diane Morgan is a comedic genius
Okay, mental note. Never have lunch while watching these videos. Nearly choked to death at the potato-tragedy question.
I was half expecting a "I've seen it on an episode of Stargate" when talking about the mirror being a window into another universe. Classic
I need to hear the whole story about the prisoner wearing a bib over his backside.
There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"!
"and when i looked up, Paul was crying"
Absolutely fantastic. Whoever wrote this needs an award (BAFTA) Superb writing and Diane is totally amazing! 👏🏻👏🏻
this is how i learned that Philomena has a book, i paused the video to buy a copy of it. i hope it contains more stories of her mate Paul
two books, with one that is dedicated to her mate paul.
Can we please have Cunk on Paul?! I'm not even joking 🤣
❤❤❤❤
Paul and the grapefruit have me in literal tears 😂😂
I imagine that many people at the Green Grocer's were also crying.
Cunk really is a comic genius, the writing is obviously great, but her delivery and her blank facial expressions are simply wonderful.
7:11 this bit has me in stitches EVERY TIME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:40 what it looks like from the outside when a person questions their life decisions.
Every time she utters "my mate Paul" the following is always comicality genius.
More of the Mandy series is on my wishlist. This lady has perfected so many different performances just amazing
Philomena cunk is iconic!
Her dead pan delivery while saying the most outlandish shit is incredible! 🙌🙌
I have been waiting a long time for this compilation.
"Paul and the pear" was my favorite book as a child.
“Anyway. Best of luck.”
☠️ absolutely dead
"Cunk on Everything" - oh, I didn't know that was an episode! I'm actually reading it right now (actual book, basically The Encyclopaedia Philomena)
I love how often Brian answers Philomena's questions with a straight "No". Soe of her other victims sometimes hedge around to not hurt her feelings (the sad lot of many academics today).
Probably because Brian is in on the joke and plays the straight part very well.
i used to be an academic and hurt people by catfishing them as a subtle mix of the grinch and brian from family guy with an anime profile pic so its ok we exist ❤
Paul sounds like a man of adventures! Fun and wise!!! =))))
😁
Nah just fun
“Sorry am I wasting your time?” PLEASE😂
The Doctor's favourite companion: Paul.
I love watching Diane Morgan as Philomena, and I'm pretty sure I've seen all of the series.
How come I've seen so few of these? They're hilarious!
Paul needs that holiday.
Oh my ribs! Anyway, this is the 4th video I've watched - just discovered Cunk yesterday and I'm dying to meet this Paul
Have a feeling he'll soon be up there with the apostle, McCartney and the pope in the most famous Pauls.
At 10:00 . That serious facial expression had me on the floor dying before she asked Brian Cox "Sorry am I wasting your time?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It's like in her mind she was like " Gimme what you got since you're so clever ,,🤔🤨 " 😂😂😂😂
Not only the best Diane but ever best in this.
I am also worried about Paul.....LOL.
6:40 bro was unapologetically honest with her. Incredible.
4:05 I love that there are pics in the book
That's the first time I've ever seen Brian cox look visibly upset.😂😂.
He did well to hold it together.😊
"Mirrors are windows into other universes, aren't they?"
No
"When I looked up Paul was crying" - genius !
Your mate Paul is gone through a lot in his live. What a legend he is!
We all have our own image of Paul. I hope we never see him! 😂
I miss new material - pls, pls, pls, need more Philomena
"Thank you Paul" and "My mate Paul" are legends. Everyone needs a Paul.
Lost my tea at the greengrocer kept hitting him 😂
She could summarize Dune as a "my mate Paul" bit and it would be fantastic.
I love her ringtone!!! ❤
10:04 Most intelligent thing Cox has ever said
I’m American and I’ve learned everything I know about England from Philomena ❤❤
Praying for Paul 🙏
You should be concerned! She is not historically accurate per se, she is a comedian, and a damn brilliant one at that. You sound like her mate Paul, except Paul is not an American, so he probably knows how to actually learn things. At school and from actual books.
@ 😉 good lookin’ out!!
When Philomena says my mate Paul, you know it’s gonna be one hell of a story.
Ketamine, mushrooms, LSD, unemployed - Paul has had a tough life
Philomena is the funniest comedienne or comedian on the planet. I would actually pay to see her do a live show.
“My mate Paul did ketamine once and he said he started counting all the atoms in his eyes” - Can someone please make this quote into a bumper sticker and put it on a Kia Carnival (for those battling the long commute, we salute you)
Philomena's mate Paul needs to hang out with Florida Man.
1:58 and that experience inspired her mate Paul to write the song Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
Maybe it's just me but I would really love to meet Paul and hang out with him. The man is a genius. A misunderstood genius.
I love her. It's gotta be so hard for her to keep a straight face.
I appreciated the intermission and action figure. Good stuff all over and you should be proud.
Paul is Sir Paul McCartney
9:12 "I do worry about Paul.."
We all do..
Give muh guy Paul a holiday 🥲
The last time that happened, he got his life threatened with a screwdriver and had to eat his own shit out of a shoe.
@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing Aye and time before that had a bad pill and tried to climb into the sea. For christs sake DONT give paul a holiday.
@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 It's amazing to think of someone needing a holiday from holidays, but then again Paul is a pretty amazing guy.
The winner of the Pulitzer 2025 should be clear.
The electric chair interview LOL
Thank you so much for doing this! I used to work in publishing, and if you came to me with the idea for a book called 'My Mate Paul' by Philomena Cunk...I would rush it into publication. Can we look forward to 'My Mate Paul' ready for Christmas 2026? I want to read that book!
Yes
it's the second coming of 'me mate Dave' from Ali G and just as as good. Classic
i love Philomena she's friggin gorgeous and so brainy
Umm, you're half right.
Paul both impresses me and terrifies me 😂
" ...invented a thread mill for his snake"😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a guy named Paul my buddies discovered this and I hear it often now.
The whiplash from "Are eyes made out of Atoms?" Into "Cause my mate Paul did ketamine once." is insane, especially her deliver.
the ultimate in dry humour
‘If I ever see Christ again he’s a dead man’ has me rolling in laughter.
The interview with Brain Cox was brilliant
"And they pulled a screwdriver on him and made him poo into a shoe and filmed it".. what did part of the internet have I ended up in 😂
Paul was the one who revealed Jesus's real character by letting him get into an awful car crash. If Paul sees Christ again he's a dead man
9:14 we all worry as well. Hes lived one hell of a life 😂
Time for a three month vision quest with 'my mate Paul'. That lad has been having a time of it; needs a holiday.