Cinematic Excrement: Episode 78 - Batman & Robin

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  • @hadleyberman7433
    @hadleyberman7433 8 років тому +72

    I don't blame Schumacher. He really wanted the movies to be as dark as the Burton ones, but apparently Warner Bros was the one that forced him to make the movie so goofy and cheesy. I honestly think Batman Triumphant could have been a major improvement.

  • @TheFLAMEXD
    @TheFLAMEXD 8 років тому +179

    In regards to Batman: The Animated Series having heavy shit for a kids show, that was the intention. Bruce Timm wanted the show to look and feel like a proper adaptation of the comics and not a typical 'Saturday Morning Cartoon'.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 8 років тому +15

      I think he knows that

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 8 років тому +1

      +KidSnivy69 oh. My bad.

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz 8 років тому +15

      +Thunder Goku I think the point was what the movie was more cartoonish than the actual cartoon

    • @ElOchentero
      @ElOchentero 8 років тому +11

      +Thunder Goku and it inspire a trend, that's why we also get Fox's X-Men and Disney's Gargoyles

    • @allengreene9954
      @allengreene9954 5 років тому +5

      Thunder Goku Plus the series took a lot from the first two films of the Batman series.

  • @Super165i
    @Super165i 6 років тому +35

    The reason why parental group where upset at Batman Returns (1992) is because Warner Brothers hired McDonald’s to put Batman toys in Happy Meals. In other words, parents thought it was for kids

  • @CainNuke
    @CainNuke 4 роки тому +32

    RIP Schumacher. Only a few people could understand your work...

  • @HenryvKeiper
    @HenryvKeiper 8 років тому +139

    I've heard if you confront George Clooney about this movie, he'll get an embarrassed look and say, "Look, I got paid."

    • @nathanforester5993
      @nathanforester5993 8 років тому +27

      +HenryvKeiper And also he's said that he'll ALWAYS apologize for being in it as well.

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 6 років тому +8

      that's what he said when i asked him if he was really in Return of the Killer Tomatoes... jk i never met him but i heard he's a nice guy

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 5 років тому +5

      HenryvKeiper and we cannot hate him for that. Dat’s da business.

    • @morganyoung3557
      @morganyoung3557 4 роки тому +5

      I think that everyone who worked on Batman and Robin ended up feeling some form of remorse for doing it because of how bad it ended up being. I have some respect for Joel for owning up to the fact that the movie sucked and apologizing for it.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 3 роки тому

      That's understandable. 😐

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 8 років тому +198

    Fun fact: this was the last Batman movie that Bob Kane saw before his death.
    Let that sink in.

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 8 років тому +23

      I f only he could have lived about 8 more years... Poor bugger...

    • @rvl480van5
      @rvl480van5 8 років тому +20

      Too bad Bob didn't live to see "The Dark Knight". He would have died a much happier man!

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 8 років тому +6

      srbarkerchan Maybe that is what killed him because he died the following year.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 7 років тому +4

      *shivers!!!!* That's sad.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +6

      srbarkerchan I think I just heard him roll in his grave.

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +63

    The subplot of Alfred dying deserved a much better movie.

    • @Isaac-gh5ku
      @Isaac-gh5ku 4 роки тому +5

      I agreed. I love Alfred, but he had to die, it is important for the Bat family character developments.

  • @gageperuti5519
    @gageperuti5519 6 років тому +82

    No mention of the bat credit card. Then again, the Nostalgia Critic's freakout on that is so famous that he probably decided it wasn't worth trying to top.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Рік тому +5

      No that was…an annoying running gag 😅 also there isn’t an actual issue with it

    • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
      @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 6 місяців тому +4

      I love that running Gag by the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it so we don't have to

  • @TheArceusftw
    @TheArceusftw 8 років тому +52

    14:11 So they turned Bane into a Shiny Machoke?

  • @johnschou2172
    @johnschou2172 3 роки тому +53

    In Freeze’s defense of the “Freeze in Hell” line, in Dante’s Divine Comedy, the final level of Hell is described as an ice field with people frozen in it. It also depicts Satan as having three heads (or at least three jaws) eternally chewing Brutus, Judas Iscariot, and I think Nero. So in a way, Freeze is accurate to at least something.

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 2 роки тому +5

      Judas (Traitor against God)
      Brutus (Traitor against the Empire)
      Cassius (Traitor against the Empire) - see Inferno, Canto 34, for details.
      Nero, if Dante were to put him in the Inferno, would probably in the 1st round of the 9th Circle, as a Traitor against his relatives - that is, in the lowest section of Hell to which his crimes condemned him. Dante did not live to see the re-discovery of the writings of Tacitus.

    • @johnschou2172
      @johnschou2172 2 роки тому +3

      @@JamesMC04 thank you for your correction. In my defense, it had been at least 5 years since I read Dante, so I forgot some things.

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnschou2172 Thank you for your very gracious reply.

    • @johnschou2172
      @johnschou2172 2 роки тому +2

      @@JamesMC04 no problem, thank you for your respectful correction.

  • @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
    @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 5 років тому +10

    The movie "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm" came out the same year as this one and it remains my favorite big-screen Batman film.

    • @mnightshade107
      @mnightshade107 5 років тому +1

      Correction I think it was Batman: Sub Zero in which that version was a better depiction of Mr Freeze. But Mask of the Phantasm was far better

    • @HandsomeSteveJacobson
      @HandsomeSteveJacobson 2 роки тому +2

      Mask of the phantasm came out in 1993 to be exact

    • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
      @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 3 місяці тому +1

      😮😮😮No dang way

  • @fredjones2170
    @fredjones2170 4 роки тому +32

    “Millions of people would die and you consider that ‘acceptable losses? Have you considered a career in politics?” I’m not sure whether this joke didn’t age well, or aged way TOO well...

    • @allengreene9954
      @allengreene9954 3 роки тому +5

      Aged too well😢😢😢😢

    • @sci-fisithdan2315
      @sci-fisithdan2315 3 роки тому +1

      I say to well since AOC and the squad were elected. Amazing how sometimes live copies cartoon fiction.

    • @fredjones2170
      @fredjones2170 3 роки тому +2

      @@sci-fisithdan2315 Bruh what are you smoking

    • @sci-fisithdan2315
      @sci-fisithdan2315 3 роки тому

      @@fredjones2170 OH YEAH, I SMOKED A LOT OF WEED TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. Just saying that sometimes live copies Cartoon life when Poison Evy said that statement.

    • @fredjones2170
      @fredjones2170 3 роки тому +1

      @@sci-fisithdan2315 Oookay. You do you, my dude.

  • @mariic2
    @mariic2 8 років тому +53

    8:21
    Actually, according to the Divine Comedy, the bottom most layer of Hell is frozen, so that makes sense. But to be fair, not a lot of people knew about it.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 6 років тому +2

      And Buddhist conceptions of hell have entire divisions of frozen infernos.

    • @sashab687
      @sashab687 6 років тому +4

      Not to mention, in Viking/Norse beliefs hell is actually freezing cold, as opposed to the traditional firey hell of Christian beliefs.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, cause I'm sure that's EXACTLY what Akiva Goldsman was thinking when he wrote that stupid line.

    • @nazonougami1818
      @nazonougami1818 5 років тому +1

      I was about to bring up Cocytus, but you beat me to it.

    • @realunhingedraccoon
      @realunhingedraccoon 4 роки тому

      I mean....yeah, he does have a doctorate, so he defiantly would've read the Divine Comedy. There's logic in this movie? Why is there logic in this movie?

  • @sethlangston181
    @sethlangston181 8 років тому +131

    Bane is actually Shrek dressed as a luchador

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 6 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 6 років тому +2

      As a kid, I feared that my dad would turn into FUCKING BANE

    • @devekut2
      @devekut2 4 роки тому

      ummm...I am Bane.

    • @brevonsflicksgames7450
      @brevonsflicksgames7450 3 роки тому

      SHREK WITHOUT A BRAIN

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 3 роки тому +1

      I heard the actor was told beforehand that he was supposed to play Solomon Grundy.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 5 років тому +16

    Remember seeing this at the movies theater when it first came out. And a couple of Arnold's puns did draw laughter. I especially remember the one at the end when he said take two of these and call me in the morning. The movie theater I was in, which was packed, everybody started laughing.

  • @roddmatsui3554
    @roddmatsui3554 4 роки тому +11

    Actually, building special effects props, and costume pieces for this film, is a very wonderful memory! It was hard work, but it did pay, and yeah, it was a lot of fun! I even like many things about this film - even though there are several glaring things I feel were bad story choices. Stupid “surprising twists” that weren’t really, and such. But it’s reasonably watchable, and I have a few reasons to smile.

  • @LinkMarioSamus
    @LinkMarioSamus 8 років тому +36

    My top 10 movies I want the Smeghead to review:
    10) Rollerball (the 2002 remake)
    9) Volcano
    8) Son of the Mask
    7) The Room
    6) The Avengers (the Sean Connery movie)
    5) Howard the Duck
    4) Speed 2: Cruise Control
    3) Time Chasers
    2) Robocop 3
    1) Anaconda

    • @MissBarker93
      @MissBarker93 8 років тому +1

      You got your wish for one of them.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus 8 років тому +1

      +srbarkerchan Yes I did.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 8 років тому

      I get the feeling most of these will get their days in court.

    • @allengreene9954
      @allengreene9954 5 років тому

      LinkMarioSamus As dumb as Volcano and Anaconda was??? They are enjoyable to watch.

    • @jswatch9270
      @jswatch9270 5 років тому

      I wanna see him rant son of the mask

  • @SiRenfield
    @SiRenfield 3 роки тому +12

    This and Linkara’s review of the comic adaptation of the movie are probably my favorite reviews of this movie

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 4 роки тому +21

    What confuses me even more about the soccer-mom complains with ‘Batman Returns’ was that it was initially age rated as PG-13, so it really wasn’t a children’s film to begin with since it was targeted towards teenagers.
    On a second thought, this is also the world where parents complain about kids playing violent games like Mortal Kombat, G.T.A and C.O.D despite those responsible at hand buying it for their own kids never noticing the Age Ratings on the front covers, so I guess oblivious parents are just willing to blame pretty much anything/ anyone else but themselves for their own mistakes and misjudgment.
    Guess the saying is true; time and technology change, but some people don’t.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Рік тому

      Correction: it wasn’t aimed at children PERIOD. That rating means only 13 and UP can view it

    • @rodmoore1577
      @rodmoore1577 Рік тому +1

      @@gracekim1998 isn't that what he said?

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 8 років тому +27

    14:12 IMO, Bane in this film was like a brainless Scooby Doo villain.

  • @TrueBuddhaCat
    @TrueBuddhaCat 6 років тому +38

    At least when listening to the film's commentary, all of the cast pretty much said it was so bad and speaking of Batman The Animated Series, another Batman movie starring Mr. Freeze was released on home video "Batman and Mr. Freeze: SubZero" and critics EVERYWHERE basically said, "screw this live action crap, go rent the animated movie instead it is FAR better" and they were correct, far more mature and stylish than this mess(also, I salute you for not making a reference to the Bat Credit Card)

  • @fje6902
    @fje6902 3 роки тому +8

    Michael Gough was also "The Toymaker" in the early Dr. Who years.

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +21

    12:13 And how is that woman able to survive in the frozen lair while wearing a skimpy outfit?

  • @talkshow69
    @talkshow69 8 років тому +60

    Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman still gets my soldier at attention,if you know what I mean.

    • @jesusrox4u
      @jesusrox4u 8 років тому

      Same here.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 8 років тому +1

      Here here

    • @jesusrox4u
      @jesusrox4u 8 років тому

      KidSnivy69 What?

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 8 років тому +1

      The Media Monitor I meant to put Hear Hear
      And this is what it means dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/hear-hear

    • @jesusrox4u
      @jesusrox4u 8 років тому

      KidSnivy69 Oh.

  • @jasonnewell7036
    @jasonnewell7036 4 роки тому +9

    Ah, Batman and Robin. The first movie I ever walked out of.

  • @MelBrooksFan78
    @MelBrooksFan78 8 років тому +32

    As soon as I saw the title, you had made my day :)

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 Рік тому +3

    Robin’s behavior would make a lot more sense if he was late elementary age, not in his thirties. He was a kid when he was Robin. By the time he was the age he’s portrayed as in this movie, he was already off doing his own thing as Nightwing.

  • @eakintunde84
    @eakintunde84 8 років тому +40

    As bad as this movie is, I still enjoy watching it in a so bad it's good kind of way. It's a fun, beautiful train wreck as opposed to the dark dreary crap we've getting from DC Warner brothers lately.

    • @alfrankensteinfeldman
      @alfrankensteinfeldman 8 років тому +4

      +Manny Akintunde Agreed. Still better than Batman v. Superman. (That's right. I said it. Fight me, bro.)

    • @ElOchentero
      @ElOchentero 8 років тому +4

      +Manny Akintunde Oh, but no one complains about dark when Tim Burton is on it

    • @alfrankensteinfeldman
      @alfrankensteinfeldman 8 років тому +7

      Luppercus Because he did it RIGHT.

    • @ElOchentero
      @ElOchentero 8 років тому +6

      William Glover
      Nolan did a pretty good job too.

    • @eakintunde84
      @eakintunde84 8 років тому +7

      Luppercus Actually, I like the dark mood in the Burton Batman films. It fit Batman's character well. What I don't like is Warner Bros. trying to give all their DC characters the "Dark Knight" treatment while not doing it nearly as well as Nolan did it.

  • @birdee9119
    @birdee9119 4 роки тому +4

    My hat is off to you, sir. That was a damn fine Arny impersonation!

  • @rbfloat
    @rbfloat 7 років тому +8

    Believe it or not, I wrote a paper about this film for my film class and got on an A+ on it. My major issue with the film was how it handled both Doctor Freeze and Poison Ivy. They’re two of my favorite Batman villains and this movie didn’t do them justice.

  • @zakkizer2490
    @zakkizer2490 8 років тому +35

    Sad thing is, Mr Freeze was originally gonna be played by Patrick Stewart, might've made this more entertaining

    • @Danthepest1
      @Danthepest1 8 років тому +7

      +Zak Kizer Nah, Arnold was the only entertaining thing about this movie

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +3

      Zak Kizer He would've been so much better.

    • @theunwelcome
      @theunwelcome 6 років тому +6

      while I'd agree in principle that Captain Picard doing bad ice puns would have been better than the T-800 doing bad ice puns, that change alone would have done little to improve this wreck of a movie...

    • @naokisan07
      @naokisan07 6 років тому +4

      That was a rumour recently debunked by Schumacher.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 років тому

      That would've been AWESOME!

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... Рік тому +2

    Never seen this movie, but I vividly remember the toy commercials from when I was a kid.

  • @8ulls3y3
    @8ulls3y3 8 років тому +19

    Actually, in Dante's Inferno the deepest part of Hell is ice cold, so 'freeze in hell Batman' makes total sense.
    You should remove one sin.
    ...wait a minute

  • @tomhur1
    @tomhur1 8 років тому +20

    Next time it's Jem....Oh I've been waiting for this one for a while....

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish 4 роки тому +15

    Actually, I thought Tommy Lee Jones could have been GREAT as Two Face... if the character had been done properly. Two Face is a tragic character, but Jones was stuck trying to play him as a giggling loon, trying to keep up with Carey. I also thought Clooney COULD have been great, but he was stuck with a grotesque, ludicrous film.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, TLJ would’ve been a great as a serious Two Face. Heck, in Batman Forever, when he’s not devouring the scenery, he sounded just like Two Face from Batman: The Animated Series.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 роки тому +2

      I like Clooney as Bruce Wayne. The script doesn't give him much, but he has the charm down. And obviously his Batman is horrible.

  • @PapaTaurean
    @PapaTaurean 3 роки тому +5

    I think the biggest problem with this movie is Batman the Animated Series was still on TV around this time and Arnold's portrayal was WAY different the the Mr. Freeze from the Animated Series. I think that was everyone's biggest problem.

  • @brettbaglio1550
    @brettbaglio1550 4 роки тому +6

    There’s an R-rated Ultimate Edition of BvS. It adds 31 minutes of extra footage.

  • @FullDemiurge
    @FullDemiurge 8 років тому +13

    Max Alfredroom. I wonder how many caught that one.

  • @geckovonparsley8200
    @geckovonparsley8200 3 роки тому +6

    Pretty sure the "you just called me Ivy" scene was supposed to show that he did so without realizing it. we don't hear it because we're in his head. Not saying it did a good job of it, but that's probably the intent.

  • @nathanforester5993
    @nathanforester5993 5 років тому +12

    Clooney himself pretty much hates it, he's talked about it countless times.

  • @SJ_RANKS
    @SJ_RANKS 7 років тому +15

    How I would fix batman and robin
    1. Remove the bat nipples
    2. Get rid of the campy tone
    3. Remove poison ivy and bane and just have mr freeze has the villian and get someone else to play him
    4. Give Bruce Wayne and victor fries a relationship with Nora fries alive
    5. Have something go down at Wayne enterprises batman and robin arrives to save everyone but doesn't quite manage save victor and Nora who both are caught in a liquid nitrogen accident Nora dies but victor survives he blames batman for his wife's death goes after robin and freezes him and holds him prisoner threatens to kill robin batman and freeze have an epic battle batman punches freeze until he's in near death robin intervened batman realizes what he almost did he takes off his cowl and reveals to identity to freeze fries realizes he almost killed his long time friend freeze takes one batman denation devices and kills himself and says "I'm sorry Bruce and Nora" but that's just my idea how would you guys fix batman and robin

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 2 роки тому

      "2. Get rid of the campy tone"
      No. Absolutely not.

    • @SJ_RANKS
      @SJ_RANKS 2 роки тому +1

      @@jeremyusreevu237 ok fair enough

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Рік тому

      @@jeremyusreevu237 YES! Do it!

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Рік тому

      @@SJ_RANKS don’t listen to this idiot 🤦‍♀️

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 8 років тому +43

    Batman the Animated Series was amazing. The fact that this movie ripped off (rather poorly) one of the best episodes of the Animated series should be considered a crime. Anyway, this movie is not the worst movie ever made, and neither is it the worst Superhero movie ever made. But is just full of disappointment for me.
    On an unrelated note, I didn't remember that Lionel Luther was the mad scientist. Seriously, the actor who portrayed the mad scientist also portrayed Lionel Luther on Smallville. Man that guy gets around DC.

    • @mauricedavis8261
      @mauricedavis8261 3 роки тому

      If this is not the worst superhero movie, especially batman, what is...a Turkish knockoff!!!🤔

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 Рік тому

      Um what do you mean ripoff? They were adapting Batman. What do you expect? Brad you’re stupid 🤦‍♀️

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 Рік тому

      @@gracekim1998 Oh Grace, way to show me you're ignorant without telling me you're ignorant

  • @Syntania
    @Syntania 4 роки тому +4

    This movie was so cursed it even doomed the roller coaster based on it.

  • @garrickschultz1506
    @garrickschultz1506 8 років тому +22

    A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 8 років тому +5

      +Garrick Schultz THEY GAVE HIM A BAT CREDIT CARD!!

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 років тому +1

      @@ph89787 NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

  • @oliverhayhoe
    @oliverhayhoe 8 років тому +17

    You are one of the only UA-cam channels that recognise the butchering of Bane. You see, Bane was my favourite Batman villain after reading the comic book, Knightfall. Then, the Animated Series was a great adaptation. But I wanted to see him in live action. So, I saw this when I was 11, and DAMN was I disappointed. Then The Dark Knight Rises happened and now I'm back on the Bane hype train.

  • @oliviawilliams6204
    @oliviawilliams6204 2 роки тому +4

    Not sure Bane count as a villain in this movie. He's more like Bob the henchmen from Batman

  • @bemoore4
    @bemoore4 4 роки тому +6

    Have YOU looked around at Alfred's life? It IS one of servitude. He's sick (and damn near dying in this movie) and Bruce still has him serving the household hand over foot. Bruce talks to him like he's family, but hes' just the help.

  • @lukehanna1177
    @lukehanna1177 4 роки тому +5

    You and Nostalgia Critic had the exact same reaction to the Batgirl is Barbara? Whaaaaa?

  • @HanaBakemono
    @HanaBakemono 7 років тому +7

    Now gluten free!? Oh thank goodness, I thought I'd never be able to watch your videos again!!!
    My favorite part of Michael Keaton being Batman is that Keaton went to Kent State University, the college I recently graduated from. So, when people ask why I went to that particular university, I tell them "Because Batman is an alumni of Kent." This is an acceptable answer.

    • @vcabrera5396
      @vcabrera5396 7 років тому +3

      I think that's the most acceptable answer of all.

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 8 років тому +76

    Bat credit card.

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 8 років тому +2

      Words fail me.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 7 років тому +5

      Linkara had broken that joke, last year.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 7 років тому +5

      @c0mf0rta61ynum6:
      "Batman is rich!"

  • @jaypeve
    @jaypeve Рік тому +1

    I always thought this one was like the 1960’s Batman but more new for our time, it was colorful, they just needed the comic book noise words to pop up when they fight, POW! Pop! Crunch! Snap! Crackle!

  • @Shades14
    @Shades14 8 років тому +5

    I've been waiting for this review to happen for a long time.

  • @OratoryJamesIV
    @OratoryJamesIV 5 років тому +14

    Gotta love that there is apparently one generation gap from Michael Gough to Alicia Silverstone...

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja Рік тому +2

    While this film is over 25 years old now, it's still hard to see anyone making a 'lighter' Batman film after this.

  • @jw8395
    @jw8395 8 років тому +12

    Okay, first off, Schumacher is not entirely to blame for this film. He didn't write the story or the script, for one, and there was a lot of corporate meddling involved. Schumacher wanted to return to the darker tone of the first two films, but Warner Bros. was afraid that such an act would cause the film to flop at the box office, and since "Batman Forever" was such a big hit, they told him to stick to the formula he'd already used, and perhaps go a bit further. He reluctantly went along with it, on the promise that the next film, "Batman Triumphant", would be a dark and gritty film. The casting is average: Arnie was an odd choice, but George Clooney could have been a good Batman with the write script and design--his voice did kind of remind me of Kevin Conroy and I can easily see Clooney play the Bruce Wayne character. What we got was a guilty pleasure at best: Arnold is just having a ball, and he's so fun to watch, even though his dialogue is stupid. It's a bad movie, but it is enjoyably bad. I can laugh at the silliness here.
    I get no such feeling from the Batman v. Superman movie. It is a wholly terrible film. On top of bad acting, awkward casting choices, an all-over-the-place story, and uninteresting characters, it's straight-up BORING. Nothing about it was compelling or memorable at all. It was just shit.

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому +1

      +Cheapsunglasses i thought he mentioned that in the review. or he probably knew that in real life but forgot to put that fact in by mistake

    • @jw8395
      @jw8395 8 років тому +5

      Patrick Shields
      He made note that Schumacher apologized for the movie at the end of the video, which Schumacher did, but even Doug Walker (who hated the movie) noted that an apology wasn't really owed, at least not by Schumacher, since the movie's problems were not entirely, or even primarily, his fault.

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому +2

      Cheapsunglasses the reason why i liked smeghead videos better than doug walker's was because, imo, he's much better at handling differing opinions unlike doug but that's just me, and yes i know it's only a comedy show. and i too hated the movie but i know why it was made the way it was.

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому

      Cheapsunglasses okay, i went to your google plus and i'll be honest, i have the same problems with confused matthew as i have with doug walker, matthew to me, is a fucking psychopath, who has a seroius problems with differing opinions, but again it's just me.

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому

      Cheapsunglasses and don't even say that i was butthurt when i saw these reviews, they just do not work for me.

  • @diggerfan9319
    @diggerfan9319 8 років тому +34

    I am a long time Batman fan, and this movie made me feel dirty. I don't like the new Batman vs. Superman, but that film had some dignity compared to this.

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому +3

      +Travis De La Fuente good god, batman and robin gives me diarrhea

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 7 років тому +3

      Travis De La Fuente Tell me about it. Hell, say what you will about Damian Wayne as Robin. But at least he's not as whiny as this version of the character.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 років тому +3

      No, it's the other way around. Batman and Robin is at least hilarious in how bad it is. Batman vs Superman hurt me.

  • @Bojack1135
    @Bojack1135 Рік тому +2

    Fun Fact: Another nickname for diamonds used in the 90's was "Ice". So Mr. Freeze was literally powered by Ice.... It was another pun...

  • @phoenixshadow6633
    @phoenixshadow6633 8 років тому +6

    Freeze in Hell is a reference to Dante's Inferno where the lowest level is where Satan stays and is frozen over. I would call it a good reference but this is B&R we're talking about.

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku 8 років тому +25

    "Totally outragous" ....You're doing Jem and the Holograms aren't you? Sweet!!

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 7 років тому +2

    I just realized you played U2's "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" at a low volume for the clips for Batman Forever. That song is extremely underrated!

  • @morganyoung3557
    @morganyoung3557 4 роки тому +4

    I am going to be honest here, this movie along with Batman Forever made me hate Robin until the 2003 Teen Titans animated series. I think the main problem was having an obviously adult man in the role and still writing him as if he was a rebellious teenage boy. I would be way more lenient with the attitude Robin in these movies had if he was between the ages 13 to 16 years old because that is already a tough time in your life and he was there when his parents died, but it looked like this Robin was in either his mid or late twenties. As someone who also loved what Batman the Animated Series did to Mr Freeze and hold him up as one of the perfect examples of a sympathetic villain, I was not fond of what they did to him. They wanted him to be a goofy dude who spewed bad puns about ice, but were also using the storyline that made him so popular with more modern audiences which didn’t work because to me Mr Freeze is usually meant to be more solemn and serious. The only time I saw adding some humor for Mr Freeze worked was in the recent Harley Quinn series and that was mostly because he was socially awkward and he retained his serious nature when it came to his work because he only cared about saving his wife. Even when I was younger and more lenient towards movies than I am now, I knew that Batman and Robin sucked.

    • @shantbe
      @shantbe 3 роки тому +3

      Good Point! Why is Robin a grown-ass man, mooching off of Batman? I bet he doesn't even pay him rent.

  • @HotDrinks
    @HotDrinks 3 роки тому +2

    Underworld Moaner is a great song. Had it on vinyl and it had batman sticker in the middle. They play it during the bike race scene.

  • @jswatch9270
    @jswatch9270 5 років тому +4

    Excuse me, it's not Joel Schumacher that wanted the movie of batman & robin like this it's W.B. that wanted like this

  • @michaeljoyce6766
    @michaeljoyce6766 5 років тому +5

    They complained that Batman & Batman Returns were too dark and violent. Uhhh question, do they not understand the Batman character at all?

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 6 років тому +16

    1:08 What about Supergirl (1984)?

  • @paulieluppino1856
    @paulieluppino1856 2 роки тому +4

    In defense of Mr. Schumacher I've got to say that, at the very least he was profesional enough to come out and make a public apology for the movie to the fans.... imagine that in 2022, a director apologizing for a mistake that came out of good will instead of pinpointing collectives or other movies for their failure..... That would be nuts!! (God knows I'm not Schumacher biggest fan, and apart from "Falling Down" I've never like his movies, but at least I have to respect a director that's willing to admit he was wrong)

  • @teheyepatch
    @teheyepatch 8 років тому +21

    I feel like Uma Thurman was channeling Scary Spice with that hair.

    • @Jezzikah287
      @Jezzikah287 5 років тому +1

      Spice World came out at the same time as Batman and Robin.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 2 роки тому +1

      I always thought Ivy’s wig looked like something Lady Gaga would wear.

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 2 роки тому +2

    B&R got 11 Razzie Award nominations and ultimately went home with only one dishonor: Worst Supporting Actress for Alicia Silverstone
    The other dishonors were:
    • Worst Picture
    Lost against The Postman
    • Worst Director for Joel Schumacher
    Lost against Kevin Costner for The Postman
    • Worst Supporting Actor X2 for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chris O’Donnell
    Both lost against Dennis Rodman for Double Team
    • Worst Supporting Actress for Uma Thurman
    Lost against the aforementioned Silverstone performance
    • Worst Screen Couple for George Clooney and Chris O’Donnell
    Both lost against Dennis Rodman and Jean-Claude Van Damme for Double Team
    • Worst Remake or Sequel
    Lost against Speed 2: Cruise Control
    • Worst Screenplay for Akiva Goldsman
    Lost against Eric Roth and Brian Helgeland for The Postman
    • Worst Original Song for The Smashing Pumpkins (The End Is the Beginning Is the End)
    Lost against the entire song selection from The Postman
    • Worst Reckless Disregard for Human Life and Public Property
    Lost against Con Air

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +12

    15:21 That wig looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.

  • @nostalgiaworks5999
    @nostalgiaworks5999 8 років тому +15

    "The only character that should have Batnipples doesn't." - Nostalgia Critic about Batgirl
    *WRONG*

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 6 років тому +6

    24:48 - A picture of Josh Trank would have made much more sense but Zack Snyder comes pretty close though.

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 6 років тому +1

      Glen Wang How did Zack Snyder attack his critics?

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 5 років тому +2

      @@juhaniaho6698 He called critics and fans a bunch of baby crying boys that complained about Man of steel having too much action but also complained about BvS having too much dialogue. He also said the panned climax of BvS with Doomsday should be praised like the death star destruction in star wars.

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 5 років тому +1

      @@1997residente k

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 5 років тому +1

      Why not Uwe Boll?

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul 8 місяців тому +1

    I tried to watch this last year, but I couldn't get through it.

  • @shawnbell3468
    @shawnbell3468 2 роки тому +2

    15:15 her hair looks like the eyes of a snail that has been affected by a parasite that makes their eyes pluse and look like caterpillars so they can spread through bird poop. I'd like to think that Uma knew what she was doing and went that route as it adds to her "I'm poison" look all life does, and yes it's an animal but she might have though it was that zombie fungus that attcaks ants.

  • @daveyjones5702
    @daveyjones5702 8 років тому +7

    lol on the diamond issue, i have herd gangsters in movies refer to diamonds as 'ice'.

  • @IggyStardust1967
    @IggyStardust1967 4 роки тому +3

    The main problem with the sequels to the original Tim Burton Batman movie is that the parents that complained were huge fans of the campy TV series of the 60s, and quite literally demanded the more contemporary movies be turned into the same thing.
    Don't get me wrong, I also enjoy the campy 60s TV series.... but it was a product of it's time. Once you realize that, it's okay to allow the newer version to be a product of IT'S time. Sheesh!

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +2

    At least The Lego Batman Movie was a fun toy commercial for Batman.

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword 8 років тому +9

    Heart of Ice was the shit!

  • @ianirwin9480
    @ianirwin9480 4 роки тому +2

    We live in a world where the worst Batman film is not Batman & Robin...

  • @bluethunder250
    @bluethunder250 4 роки тому +2

    This is a guilty pleasure for me. I came into it with not too many big expectations about what the Batman lore is supposed to be. Plus, this one tickled my fancy since it was much lighter than the others. Plus, plus, Poison Ivy is DAMN HOT!!!

  • @thehoosierfortheUK
    @thehoosierfortheUK 7 років тому +6

    Batman Begins was a clean slate!

  • @HexalianRebelAgent
    @HexalianRebelAgent 8 років тому +5

    I assume Mr. Freeze's suit is powered by diamonds is because a slang term for diamonds is, or I guess, was, 'Ice'. How the suit processes diamonds into a power source still doesn't make much sense. ^^;

  • @petehill7280
    @petehill7280 8 років тому +8

    To be honest, Schumacher originally wanted to make some darker Batman films, inspired by Batman: Year One, and Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, but studio interference partially resulted in the more lighthearted tone of Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому +1

      +Pete Hill i tried to get this through my brothers head but he still blames schumacher for these movies

    • @petehill7280
      @petehill7280 8 років тому

      Interesting...

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому

      Pete Hill dude, you should report the hostile burton/nolan debates on youtube and imdb boards. these people are fucking going at each other

    • @petehill7280
      @petehill7280 8 років тому

      I didn't know that those were a thing. Sorry.

    • @patrickshields5251
      @patrickshields5251 8 років тому

      Pete Hill well, so were dc and marvel debates and i saw that comment on google plus.

  • @LaktostheIntolerant
    @LaktostheIntolerant 3 роки тому +3

    Nope. If the rest of the movie hadn't been so goddamn goofy, the Mr. FREEZE hideout bit could have been comedy gold.

  • @rodmoore1577
    @rodmoore1577 Рік тому +2

    It's so funny that parents were bitching about how dark the movie was while the TV show was on every day while no one complained

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 5 років тому +3

    14:40 He Changed Isley into Poison Ivy , Ala Just like How in a way of saying Max Shrek Turned Turned Michelle Phieffer into Catwoman In Part 2?

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 3 роки тому +1

      At least that was part of the comics, the Mac Schrek thing from Returns was purely a film original

  • @luisumana1238
    @luisumana1238 8 років тому +7

    At least Val Kilmer was trying in Batman Forever

    • @jswatch9270
      @jswatch9270 7 років тому +2

      I enjoy val in forever

  • @johnsaxton5281
    @johnsaxton5281 3 роки тому +8

    Actually, Uma Thurman was totally FAB as Poison Ivy, Pure Camp

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, as bad as this movie is, I did enjoy Uma’s scenery chewing.

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 7 років тому +4

    I think Michelle's Catwoman was every boy's first introduction to "HOT MOMMA!"
    Also to add, Joel's "WE'RE MAKING A CARTOON" thing actually was because he _gave up at that point_ thanks to Warner Bros. fucking up the movie with all the toy promotions and ruining the script.

    • @josephvanburen1329
      @josephvanburen1329 7 років тому +2

      AtrocityEquine I think anyone who watched the 60s TV show thought the same way about Julie newmar's catwoman

  • @RKoDaS
    @RKoDaS 8 років тому

    Yay Sean, another video! Thanks for the upload XOXO!

  • @andu1854
    @andu1854 2 роки тому +2

    The Mr Freeze episode is one of the most heartbreaking episodes

    • @MohammedGeedi-d3k
      @MohammedGeedi-d3k 2 місяці тому +1

      The heartbreaking episode centering around Mr. Freeze that you are referring to is "Heart of Ice" from "Batman: The Animated Series."

  • @KageMaxwell
    @KageMaxwell 8 років тому +1

    Yeah, when he said "Truly outrageous" it's safe to say I got really excited. I've been waiting on him to tear that movie a new one for a while.

  • @hurricaneofcats
    @hurricaneofcats 8 років тому

    I have been having one s***fest of a day. Thank you so much for uploading this. You may have just saved my sanity.

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 8 років тому +11

    The mad scientist in this movie kind of looks like a twisted version of Jim Henson. Am I the only one who thinks this?

    • @kevinthepilgrim
      @kevinthepilgrim 8 років тому +6

      The funny thing is that the actor played Lionel Luthor in Smallville.

    • @freddyrichards878
      @freddyrichards878 8 років тому +2

      .....no not at all actually

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage 3 роки тому

      I'm thinking FUBAR Rick Sanchez

  • @Nx57ytre
    @Nx57ytre 3 роки тому +3

    8:17 In fact, according to the Divine Comedy, the last circle of hell is frozen. So Arnold was trying to be clever?

  • @jaypeve
    @jaypeve Рік тому +1

    Interesting the accident with chemicals made her Poison Ivy, an accident with chemicals made Mr. Freeze, an accident with chemicals made The Flash, chemicals made the Joker, acid, a chemical, made Two Face, Bane uses chemicals

  • @towelzz9873
    @towelzz9873 8 років тому

    You may or may not see this but every time I see your videos in my video box, I get happy :)

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 6 років тому +3

    If the writing wasn't so lazy, they could have just said that Ivy gets the Southern hemisphere and Freeze gets the Northern hemisphere. Ivy gets the warmest places. Freeze gets the coldest places.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 років тому +4

    To me, Ivy got it the worst in this movie. I mean, sure. Thurmon hamming it up was HILARIOUS but at the same time, THIS WAS NOT POISON IVY. Even in the sex appeal department there was none and as a scientist....are you kidding me. The cartoons also gave more backstory to Ivy and seeing this incarnation more or less made her like....a water-downed version of the femme fatal type. I mean, I LIKE femme fatal but she was just playing TOO hammy that it wasn't sexy and pre-Ivy she came off more as a nutball.
    Interesting fact; I do believe the man she was working for was supposed to be another of Batman's rouges, Plantman but given how everyone was treated WHO WOULD KNOW?!
    All in all, the animated series did better for ALL THREE of the big bads in this, especially for the likes of Freeze and Bane. I remember Bane being this big, menacing but also INTELLIGENT and RUTHLESS monster of a guy and the way Bats beat him the first time in the series was actually pretty clever as he KNEW he couldn't beat Bane using his own strength so instead, he turned Bane's strength against him, more or less sending that 'venom' into him at such a high rate that the dude nearly EXPLODED. I remember that scene being one of the CREEPIEST things I have ever seen because of the way Bane was screaming for everything to stop and how they showed the dude just...just on the verge of keeling over and going up from his own weapon. And then Batman takes the dude, unmasks him, let's his big ass fall right before everyone as he just walks away.
    DAYUM.
    Yeah, this Bane was....well, it was a dumb-down version of the Hulk to be honest but the thing with the Hulk...he's not STUPID and that's one of the things I HATE about people when they try to parody the Hulk and get it wrong. Yes, he's a HULK but it's been shown in the movies and even in a lot of the past animated series (With the exception of Super Hero Squad which WAS a parody and a good one at that) that while Hulk was limited to TALK LIKE THIS he was not a dumb-ass. He was just pure rage and in a sense, when a person is angry their thoughts get lost and they can't think rationally. That is more or less the Hulk.
    This Bane....was someone completely lost on both how Bane AND the Hulk worked. Some might say that Bane is a Hulk rip-off but he had his own personality, fighting style as well as the fact that when he was injected himself he kept his intelligence through and through. Bane was BRAIN and BRAWN and BRUTALITY which was the thing that made him scary as well as AWESOME as a baddie.
    But after all of this, what more can be said? The movie sucks and I remember watching it when I was like...10 years old maybe? 11 I think but yeah, there were commercials and tie-ins GALORE for this but as a kid, I remember watching it but I can't remember if I actually enjoyed it. As I said, I was a kid and maybe I did like it because BATMAN but as I got older I realized just how...bad it was, especially as I was going back and watching the animated series a lot more.

  • @jswatch9270
    @jswatch9270 5 років тому +4

    Im sorry but Joel Schumacher doesn't want Batman & robin to be a live action cartoon but W.B. does want it

  • @Isolder74
    @Isolder74 8 років тому +6

    In the comics, Mr Freeze stole diamonds because he needed them as lenses for his Ice guns.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 8 років тому +1

      +Isolder74 I just figured it was because an old timey slang term for diamonds was "ice".

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 8 років тому +1

      that's probably the production reason, not the in-universe reason.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 8 років тому +4

      The diamonds aren't doing that in the movie