The language of lying - Noah Zandan

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  • @tbhidc6645
    @tbhidc6645 4 роки тому +16256

    I do this weird thing where I smile when I tell the truth (and the other person thinks I'm lying). Only because I find it funny how they think I'm lying. It's really annoying when they say "You're smiling, which means you're lying"

    • @notyepdranel961
      @notyepdranel961 4 роки тому +1498

      They always do that, and they always think they are right. But when the actual answer comes along, I was telling the truth. But they never learn

    • @v3Starz
      @v3Starz 4 роки тому +637

      Me haha tbh its funny when they dont believe you . i thought i was the only one with this

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 4 роки тому +483

      For me it was: "You're smiling while asleep so you aren't actually sleeping."

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 4 роки тому +27

      @Rena Linton thx

    • @Venomstinginks
      @Venomstinginks 4 роки тому +33

      Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @rohanakrishna7582
    @rohanakrishna7582 4 роки тому +6248

    Biggest lie during online school:
    Message in the chat box: Hi, my mic does not work and my camera is broken.

    • @lordjellofish2734
      @lordjellofish2734 4 роки тому +67

      BAHAHAHAHA MOOD

    • @kenopsiadraws
      @kenopsiadraws 4 роки тому +58

      thats actually true for me on my computer but i do it on my ipad...

    • @rohanakrishna7582
      @rohanakrishna7582 4 роки тому +9

      @Cara Hollis Omg that is so true

    • @ryansunil4856
      @ryansunil4856 4 роки тому +15

      I wish my teachers would believe it but I still don’t turn them on

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 4 роки тому +8

      That was literally me.

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 9 років тому +24288

    Pay close attention to person's trousers. If they are in fact on fire - then you got yourself a liar.

    • @jamz3243
      @jamz3243 9 років тому +464

      +PufferBluntman but wait their pants are frozen? What does this mean? sh-should I call a scientist?

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu 8 років тому +658

      Pro Tip: Don't wear pants.
      I never do anyways :D

    • @jamz3243
      @jamz3243 8 років тому +201

      Oh I see. The answer is no pants. :O

    • @kvega30
      @kvega30 8 років тому +42

      lmfao

    • @firepaw5678
      @firepaw5678 8 років тому +105

      +PufferBluntman Liar, Liar plants for hire!

  • @delusionaldonut1326
    @delusionaldonut1326 2 роки тому +617

    Okay, ‘I love you’ as an example for casual lies really hit home

    • @hamilton9076
      @hamilton9076 6 місяців тому +12

      And it's pretty simple and with a personal pronoun

    • @AINeverDies
      @AINeverDies 4 місяці тому +5

      @@hamilton9076 Yep. I think lies don't necessarily have to have negative emotion words, but usually just emotional.

  • @subzeroelectronics3022
    @subzeroelectronics3022 3 роки тому +11546

    I can say with confidence that this did not just teach me how to lie more effectively.

    • @WhiteFox508
      @WhiteFox508 3 роки тому +627

      not really self reference
      complicated message
      has negative words such as "not"
      i conclude that this is a lie
      XD

    • @DastardlyDingleberry
      @DastardlyDingleberry 3 роки тому +184

      You're lying lol

    • @BQQB5
      @BQQB5 3 роки тому +340

      Ah yes a honest statement right here, I do not sense anything deceiving about it.

    • @That_One_Guy...
      @That_One_Guy... 3 роки тому +58

      This video definitely taught me how to catch a liar

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 роки тому +48

      I smell lies. Or wait, that’s my lies.

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 5 років тому +72423

    Biggest lie in the universe:
    _I have read and accept the terms and conditions_

  • @wilinnsu7770
    @wilinnsu7770 4 роки тому +5365

    *turns on mic* to say: sorry teacher my mic is broken
    teacher: ???

    • @edgysphere
      @edgysphere 4 роки тому +151

      You have chat box for that

    • @ananyamatale3965
      @ananyamatale3965 4 роки тому +108

      Awww an innocent lie...

    • @AFAanimations
      @AFAanimations 4 роки тому +78

      Teacher : hol'Up

    • @mich497
      @mich497 4 роки тому +54

      @@edgysphere you missed the joke

    • @alibongo281
      @alibongo281 4 роки тому +76

      The other day someone in my class put in the chat they couldn’t hear the teacher, the teacher then proceeded to scream into the mic “CaN YOU HEAR ME” I-

  • @redmas557
    @redmas557 2 роки тому +865

    As a professional liar, this is extremely accurate. I'm learning more about myself while watching this video, and I will use the information shown here to improve my lying game.

    • @theobamaprism
      @theobamaprism 2 роки тому +66

      How do I know that everything here is the truth?

    • @clintonted2458
      @clintonted2458 2 роки тому +5

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @CristinaNunezTV
      @CristinaNunezTV Рік тому

      Why the f*ck you lying? Why you always lying? Oh my God! Stop f*cking lying!

    • @unknowing203
      @unknowing203 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cjbrenner13
      @cjbrenner13 Рік тому

      Youre a politician, a lawyer, or whatever….but your def the problem and a parasite 😂

  • @AbhishekKumar-ei7mu
    @AbhishekKumar-ei7mu 5 років тому +22224

    Actual title: How to lie better.

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 5 років тому +146

      No it isnt liar XD

    • @vitiated1733
      @vitiated1733 5 років тому +78

      True

    • @21nadyaratnariena59
      @21nadyaratnariena59 5 років тому +398

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂 I realised the fault in my lies through this video.

    • @sultanhanga
      @sultanhanga 5 років тому +26

      @@BeanMachine360 ik u lying

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 5 років тому +14

      @@sultanhanga I dont belive you XD

  • @anneliselim602
    @anneliselim602 4 роки тому +17334

    The most dangerous lie is when the liars don't realise they're lying to themselves.

    • @icemike1
      @icemike1 4 роки тому +392

      If you earnestly believe it then it's true

    • @rizzi6209
      @rizzi6209 4 роки тому +19

      Ikr

    • @littlebodybigheart888
      @littlebodybigheart888 4 роки тому +78

      hurts different

    • @DJ-zt2ml
      @DJ-zt2ml 4 роки тому +172

      I think the most dangerous lie is the one that hurts people. I read, " lying lips hates those that it hurts." Therefore, if a person tells a lie that hurts an individual, the person is basically saying, he/she hates you.

    • @aggelosnt6081
      @aggelosnt6081 4 роки тому +29

      They're called psychological liers

  • @marisleong8725
    @marisleong8725 4 роки тому +1755

    "how was school today?"
    "it was fine."

    • @a.westenholz4032
      @a.westenholz4032 4 роки тому +46

      Nah- that comes under the can't be bothered to explain "It was fine" reply, since almost every kid probably answers like that whether or not there was any issues.

    • @Asmaa_311
      @Asmaa_311 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah... i hate my school

    • @user-us5kq2yv3e
      @user-us5kq2yv3e 4 роки тому +19

      @@Asmaa_311
      Who doesn't?

    • @Asmaa_311
      @Asmaa_311 4 роки тому +10

      @@user-us5kq2yv3e you're right..

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 4 роки тому +9

      Unless you get bullied, it was fine. Even if you failed a test, it was fine.

  • @JupiMeow
    @JupiMeow 2 роки тому +745

    Excellent video. When we suspect a lie, I suggest we don't call it out directly, but instead call attention to the person's own role/self in the story, and ask for more details to see if they trip up. Assume good intent, but also trust your gut.

    • @ayaelbatouldib1645
      @ayaelbatouldib1645 Рік тому +2

      I always do the same

    • @serenesoul2042
      @serenesoul2042 10 місяців тому

      Can you give any example?

    • @thebestteacher7466
      @thebestteacher7466 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@serenesoul2042if you a drink and I drank it and I asked you if this is your which doesn't look like it any more and you say no so I drink it. But later you realise...

    • @rosbly
      @rosbly 7 місяців тому

      @@thebestteacher7466 You might want to call an ambulance my man

    • @professional_pickme_boy
      @professional_pickme_boy 7 місяців тому

      I just let it pass tbh, if they get happy by telling a fake story then so be it.

  • @nexii1479
    @nexii1479 4 роки тому +4517

    "10-200 lies a day" I can't imagine that much human interaction as a shut in lol

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 4 роки тому +109

      You must be living the good life then. Keep away from people.

    • @mannybear4691
      @mannybear4691 4 роки тому +95

      Internet is full of lies

    • @roach931
      @roach931 4 роки тому +31

      Lol neither. It's CoronaTime.

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 роки тому +30

      I think internet lies count too:)

    • @LossztYT
      @LossztYT 4 роки тому +7

      This aged well

  • @elirayburn647
    @elirayburn647 7 років тому +4346

    10-200 lies a day is a very wide margin

    • @pleadingblowfish957
      @pleadingblowfish957 6 років тому +110

      Especially for no-lifers like me

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 6 років тому +64

      Does depend on the people you're with

    • @thepacificwart8777
      @thepacificwart8777 6 років тому +3

      Bob Bobbington what if the person is mute? And also that person can't learn sign language (because he/she doesn't have any hands)?

    • @kakokapolei123
      @kakokapolei123 6 років тому +17

      You don't have to listen to lies if you don't talk to people in the first place

    • @shlokthen
      @shlokthen 6 років тому

      I recently started playing a game that is all about lying.....

  • @pleasedontlookforme8036
    @pleasedontlookforme8036 5 років тому +3812

    We've all told this lie:
    "Sorry miss, I did my homework, but left it at home"

    • @dragonsoul5368
      @dragonsoul5368 5 років тому +139

      and if the teacher wants it tommorow, u just do it that day and u are good, plus u put last day's data

    • @ISpillFishy
      @ISpillFishy 4 роки тому +48

      I love how we're explaining the process of us lying to our teacher

    • @eve_the_eevee_rh
      @eve_the_eevee_rh 4 роки тому +9

      Not me

    • @vishnuanand1583
      @vishnuanand1583 4 роки тому +143

      But it is frustrating that you actually do your homework and left it at home but the teacher doesn't believe you lol

    • @zacheysflip859
      @zacheysflip859 4 роки тому +1

      DragonSoul龍 you mean wasting hours of your life

  • @lyovmyshkin7561
    @lyovmyshkin7561 2 роки тому +428

    "Above all do not lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lies comes to a point that he will not distinguish the truth within him or around him, so he will lose all respect to himself and to the others, as a result he ceases to love"
    Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    • @ihategooglesomuch
      @ihategooglesomuch Рік тому +11

      that sounds like a lie, given the lack of first-person pronouns and convoluted expression of a simple idea.

    • @lyovmyshkin7561
      @lyovmyshkin7561 Рік тому +11

      @@ihategooglesomuch Dostoevsky was a novelist, and in this quote, he was speaking about a character in his novel, a man. If you think that the idea of lying to oneself is simple and if you consider analyzing this profound topic a 'convoluted expression,' then, in my opinion, you have a serious lack of understanding in this matter.

    • @ihategooglesomuch
      @ihategooglesomuch Рік тому +4

      @@lyovmyshkin7561 /whoosh!/

    • @lyovmyshkin7561
      @lyovmyshkin7561 Рік тому +3

      @@ihategooglesomuch I mean to squeeze out negative takes out of that quote is an ability that only a person with a very hard life can possess. I feel sorry for you.

    • @thats_odd
      @thats_odd 10 місяців тому +3

      @@lyovmyshkin7561 he was joking lol

  • @jamesjason8471
    @jamesjason8471 8 років тому +3830

    This video was made to make to spot a liar, on the other hand, this video also tells you on how to become a better liar.

    • @animegurl2403
      @animegurl2403 8 років тому +12

      james jason ikr

    • @noobnoobyify
      @noobnoobyify 7 років тому +104

      james jason On a third hand, this video was made to make you a bad lier. On a fourth hand, this video gives you false positives of a lier.
      The video may be a lie.

    • @kennykuper2422
      @kennykuper2422 7 років тому +1

      james jason SOO your lie in some parts

    • @hanifrashid5927
      @hanifrashid5927 7 років тому +63

      And on the 8th hand you're an octopus

    • @xmoreminutes
      @xmoreminutes 7 років тому +3

      james jason that's why I am watching it

  • @kelamulenga9164
    @kelamulenga9164 3 роки тому +2960

    This is the most watched TED-ed video.
    Says a whole lot about us humans.

    • @petervagvolgyi9084
      @petervagvolgyi9084 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FYV9Adtn2pI/v-deo.html

    • @______7224
      @______7224 2 роки тому +51

      Also seems like the least useful/interesting one. Especially those politicians' qutoes. There are plenty of similar sentences that were truthful but sound similar to the lies used in this video, it's just how politicans talk.

    • @Sammy-ls9jk
      @Sammy-ls9jk 2 роки тому +11

      says a lot about society

    • @mrsclee7494
      @mrsclee7494 2 роки тому +9

      we dont want liars but we are liars

    • @juanli4153
      @juanli4153 2 роки тому +2

      Oh wait y--

  • @milesmaxine5740
    @milesmaxine5740 3 роки тому +4170

    *Biggest lie*
    teacher: have u understand the lesson class?
    students: *yes maam* !

  • @callyral
    @callyral Рік тому +42

    this taught me to be better at knowing when others are lying, how to be better at lying and how to be better at making obvious lies for comedic purposes

  • @jenAp9040
    @jenAp9040 4 роки тому +3448

    Mom: I don't lie, so you shouldn't either, okay?
    Restaurant: Free meals for kids 12 and under!
    Mom: SAY THAT YOU'RE UNDER 12
    Me: But I thought...
    Mom: NOW

    • @julissaholt1894
      @julissaholt1894 4 роки тому +75

      that's how my mom be lowkey

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 4 роки тому +147

      Being short and having a baby face, I got free dinner till I was 12... It was only for kids under 8. Thanks mom

    • @nanamacapagal8342
      @nanamacapagal8342 4 роки тому +66

      Exactly my dad
      Me at 14: minding my own business
      My dad registering at the hotel: he's 11. *RAISE YOUR VOICE SO THAT YOU SOUND 11*

    • @halcyon.89
      @halcyon.89 4 роки тому +8

      Jena Park
      OR GET SPANKED

    • @adilshah6664
      @adilshah6664 4 роки тому +26

      Yh. My mum always says to me "Never lie because it is a big sin"... When I was 14, my mum told me to say to the bus driver I'm 8 if he ever asked wheres my bus pass

  • @arcade_matt
    @arcade_matt 8 років тому +24003

    Plot twist: the video is a lie.

    • @Gatinbr
      @Gatinbr 8 років тому +223

      noice plot twist mate

    • @bebe7C9
      @bebe7C9 8 років тому +149

      its actually a lie because politicians reacted differently and the speaker picked those that demonstrate its point

    • @claraladuelliste5769
      @claraladuelliste5769 8 років тому +168

      plot twist: the video is a cake

    • @hamzaaall
      @hamzaaall 8 років тому +46

      pot twist I unsubscribed to your channel matt

    • @mymyrrah
      @mymyrrah 8 років тому +39

      Matt3756 - Arcade Plot twist: Your comment is a lie.

  • @zahungrysloth
    @zahungrysloth 3 роки тому +2542

    "sorry i can't come, i'm busy"
    the struggles of being an introvert...

    • @muchachitachinita
      @muchachitachinita 3 роки тому +19

      Righttttt

    • @applicableapple3991
      @applicableapple3991 3 роки тому +106

      I'm actually busy doing nothing, and that takes a lot of time

    • @prinshiahirwar5698
      @prinshiahirwar5698 3 роки тому +23

      I feel so bad now. I, once, had to refuse my best friend when she came to invite me to her birthday party just because of this.

    • @chemicallycalm5878
      @chemicallycalm5878 3 роки тому +27

      ah yes, my biggest enemy, my own personality

    • @mehlanie13
      @mehlanie13 3 роки тому +6

      That's exactly me...

  • @moonbeaststudiosgaming
    @moonbeaststudiosgaming 2 роки тому +77

    My favorite way to learn a lie is to ask someone else to ask the liar the same question, like for example I had a coworker who lied time to time, and she told me she was in the hospital so couldn't come in, but when someone else asked why she didn't come in, she told a completely different story to them because her comfort level was different with them

  • @Keurlock
    @Keurlock 5 років тому +3122

    So if I had took in all this information correctly, liars...
    1. Decrease their use of personal pronouns
    2. Expresses a simple idea yet makes the explanation sound more complex and long.
    3. Acts more negative

    • @thatmobiledude2679
      @thatmobiledude2679 5 років тому +150

      Keurlock pretty much on spot now do the opposite of those things and no one will catch you.

    • @Keurlock
      @Keurlock 5 років тому +80

      @@thatmobiledude2679 Oh I'm not here to lie...
      I'm here to catch them 😎

    • @TheSast
      @TheSast 5 років тому +62

      @@Keurlock LIE DETECTED: SIMPLE EXPLANATION

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 5 років тому +38

      I don't know about the first thing but I'm so introverted and rational that I don't form longer sentences when I'm lying and I'm acting negative or positive depending on my mood and how interesting the topic is. I don't like lying and I try my best to not tell any lies whatsoever, but I'd say I'm still pretty good at it. (Examples for long sentences of me just displaying my thoughts; so no lying)

    • @TheSast
      @TheSast 5 років тому +7

      @@HuslWusl thats the same for me but apparently now everyone belives thar "im fine" or "sorry i fell down the stairs and so i missed the bus" are lies >:(

  • @miftahulrespati
    @miftahulrespati 3 роки тому +4205

    Here's a pro tip: when you tell the truth, tell it like that's a lie. When people realise that you tell the truth, they will assume that it's just how you speak. So, when you tell a lie, people still assume that you speak the truth.

    • @dareemmanuel6079
      @dareemmanuel6079 3 роки тому +631

      Until one day you wake up and don't know which is the truth and which is the lie.

    • @philliprobinson7724
      @philliprobinson7724 3 роки тому +220

      That's very clever deception. Have you been doing it long?

    • @_caith
      @_caith 3 роки тому +255

      my youth was spent telling occasional really obvious and bad lies - which resulted in everyone thinking I can't lie. So when I seriously messed up, and casually feigned ignorance, everyone even mentioned how I can't lie, and I laughed about that with them. XD

    • @BQQB5
      @BQQB5 3 роки тому +28

      That is one of my most favorite things to do, I see you are a person of culture as well

    • @philliprobinson7724
      @philliprobinson7724 3 роки тому +45

      @Talaveras Hi Talaveras. If you isolate yourself you'll be seen as distant, aloof, and untrustworthy. If you want real friends, you'll have to reject tactics that make you an unknown quantity to others. Cheers, P.R.

  • @osce429
    @osce429 4 роки тому +8059

    Among us players: "Write that down, write that down!"

  • @empirity2855
    @empirity2855 2 роки тому +78

    Everyone: uses these for social relationships
    Me: AMONG US TACTICS

  • @lindsey7544
    @lindsey7544 5 років тому +3209

    My teacher is bad at spotting liars
    Me: Lies to teacher
    Teacher: Okay! :D You can go.
    Me: Doesn't lie
    Teacher: Johanna, we all know you're lying.
    I forgot I even commented this

    • @skylovermc2146
      @skylovermc2146 5 років тому +26

      Johanna's Stuff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @4th4nm.32
      @4th4nm.32 5 років тому +20

      Johanna's Stuff
      My teacher, right there.

    • @vvv____
      @vvv____ 5 років тому +4

      Lmao

    • @nishthedr
      @nishthedr 5 років тому +3

      Ye

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 років тому +22

      my real life is so messed up, people always think i'm lying

  • @silvergrace8702
    @silvergrace8702 3 роки тому +1359

    in other words you can make a lie look more believable by:
    - using first person pronouns
    - simple phrasing
    - positive language

    • @shivambhanushali3086
      @shivambhanushali3086 2 роки тому +90

      So... building a complex, realistic narrative, but in simple words, using first person pronouns, and without negative words. Got it.

    • @ws8080
      @ws8080 2 роки тому +32

      And the irony is that every politician says such things every election, and after they are in office the lie becomes obvious. And yet everyone keeps voting them in.

    • @kkimes
      @kkimes 2 роки тому +8

      Yep, and Trump has it down to a science. That's what years of practice will do for you.

    • @jodizellmer994
      @jodizellmer994 2 роки тому +7

      Or by making sure your emotions fit the lie your trying to make people believe.

    • @khalbrogos
      @khalbrogos Рік тому +1

      When you speak, speak clearly, concisely, and confidently. No matter the content of what you're saying, it's an effective rule of thumb.

  • @Intradiction
    @Intradiction 7 років тому +1814

    The problem is that when someone tells a difficult truth, or one that seems unlikely, it will sound exactly as if they are lying according to this video. Stuff like using complicated language or not directly referencing yourself can indicate that whoever is saying it is nervous, and they would be nervous if they were telling a lie or telling a difficult truth.

    • @lynding2873
      @lynding2873 6 років тому +8

      |Innovation| if it's difficult, we will know that.

    • @gavriloking5637
      @gavriloking5637 6 років тому +73

      the video is pseudo-science, if there were ways to tell lies beyond actually discovering the truth we would surely all do that because learning of the truth through investigation can be quite difficult at times.

    • @ThePyromania13
      @ThePyromania13 6 років тому +56

      We also use complicated language, like the statements described in this video, in order to reduce uncertainty and prevent misunderstandings or misconstruction.

    • @onobi8940
      @onobi8940 6 років тому +8

      |Innovation| my brain hurts

    • @Hngtr68
      @Hngtr68 6 років тому +1

      ThePyromania13 Agree

  • @davisrhodesjr.8871
    @davisrhodesjr.8871 2 роки тому +8

    This seems very accurate to my experience of American culture, as one who was born and raised in the U.S.A. After living and working in Northern Tanzania for 4 years, I would also argue that these 4 signs do not help with detecting lies in Tanzania.

  • @crystoon
    @crystoon 4 роки тому +906

    "Sorry my phone died"
    me, who has said that many times and wasnt lying: O-O

    • @walliem.3319
      @walliem.3319 4 роки тому +14

      rightttt like I have an iphone, and I love apple but their battery life suckssss

    • @magk2524
      @magk2524 4 роки тому +13

      @@walliem.3319 apple fans are weird. why.. They're not worth it. they're made to work for a bit and break. just get something else

    • @mrwickcat4895
      @mrwickcat4895 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @walliem.3319
      @walliem.3319 4 роки тому +2

      @@magk2524 ok but imessage gc's and the software design-

    • @arck4453
      @arck4453 4 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @Goastyy
    @Goastyy 3 роки тому +687

    Biggest lie that we have told to ourselves once:
    *"I'll just watch one more video then sleep"*

    • @thepenmaster
      @thepenmaster 3 роки тому +13

      That's the lie I am telling myself right now

    • @angelomartins5709
      @angelomartins5709 Рік тому +2

      So true XD lol lmao

    • @Amp_Short
      @Amp_Short 7 місяців тому

      Me rn I said I’m sleeping at 12 it’s now 1 😢

  • @adilzade3022
    @adilzade3022 3 роки тому +9948

    New title: how to be a successful politician.

  • @trdrudedude6099
    @trdrudedude6099 10 місяців тому +2

    I can confidently proclaim that the above informative material provided by the Creator would and could never be used to improve lie quality by anyone

  • @Radagast-
    @Radagast- 4 роки тому +1330

    If you keep a liar talking for long enough, then they will contradict themselves, sooner or later. Sooner, probably.

    • @tspeakstlives
      @tspeakstlives 3 роки тому +18

      Facts

    • @genthefrog18
      @genthefrog18 3 роки тому +80

      hah, that's where you're wrong, I use a method where I check possible combinations of words that won't trip me and psychologically makes sense in their head to the point where I need 5 seconds to process the next line of words(random facts, this is why my name is gen because I tend to use how other people think and use it against them hehe >:)
      simplified:
      overthinking things without anxiety

    • @yespapa8102
      @yespapa8102 3 роки тому +23

      @@genthefrog18 I am very smart

    • @yespapa8102
      @yespapa8102 3 роки тому +33

      If they are skilled enough they might be able to avoid that, or they can just say your asking to much questions and make you look bad

    • @Radagast-
      @Radagast- 3 роки тому +21

      @@yespapa8102 The object isn't to interrogate. Besides, you might not know you're talking to a liar, so bombarding them with questions isn't what you'd be doing.
      The fact remains that nobody's capable of sustaining a lie for any length of time... they will say something completely contradictory to an earlier statement, because it's impossible to construct a wholly fictitious universe on the spur of the moment.
      That's why liars keep their relationships superficial.

  • @fuzzypineapple5118
    @fuzzypineapple5118 5 років тому +679

    2:36
    So that man, woke up late, ran to work, but it was raining, he slipped, lightning struck and fire started, he had to avoid the fire, was physically abused, had a concussion, bit by a dog, train derailed, and a U.F.O. came down to Earth.
    Employees:....

    • @ltuyettrinh2
      @ltuyettrinh2 5 років тому +38

      I’m not sure if he even made it to his workplace

    • @zeroxxwrld
      @zeroxxwrld 4 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣this comment deserves more attention

    • @Habira03
      @Habira03 4 роки тому +5

      Dead Zer0 , ur right!!!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏

    • @lelengtintin2404
      @lelengtintin2404 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @annamartin1369
      @annamartin1369 4 роки тому +2

      FuzzyPineapple seems legit

  • @getpriyanka
    @getpriyanka 4 роки тому +325

    Mom : I don't lie
    Also mom when someone's call comes : Tell them I am not at home

    • @Hamza-vm9oj
      @Hamza-vm9oj 4 роки тому +38

      She's not lying since it was an order not a statement, and only statements can be true or false. But u r lying when u say mum's not home.
      YOU LIAR

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 4 роки тому +1

      Priyanka Shukla
      Inspired from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

    • @Vxhruta
      @Vxhruta 4 роки тому +4

      Mote like she asked u to lie lmao

    • @Vxhruta
      @Vxhruta 4 роки тому +1

      More**

    • @jscythe
      @jscythe 4 роки тому +2

      @@Hamza-vm9oj LMAOOO NICE

  • @SSNewberry
    @SSNewberry 7 місяців тому +3

    “The key to success is sincerity. If you can fake that you've got it made.” George Burns

  • @gasterfire6256
    @gasterfire6256 5 років тому +1568

    Tip: If you feel like somebody is lying with a story tell them to repeat the story with the same details but Backwards
    It is suppressingly very difficult for them to get the story right

    • @mcfreezyyaboi8389
      @mcfreezyyaboi8389 5 років тому +399

      That's like cops trying to get me to say the ABC backwards.. I cant even do that sober

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 5 років тому +68

      lol you cant say anything like that backwards.
      No way hahah

    • @R-BURQUENO
      @R-BURQUENO 5 років тому +283

      It would be just as difficult for me even if I WAS telling the Truth!🤷

    • @lindsey7544
      @lindsey7544 5 років тому +21

      @@R-BURQUENO IKR!

    • @hy2707
      @hy2707 4 роки тому +1

      hahaha very funny lol hahaha

  • @herrapan95
    @herrapan95 8 років тому +2332

    this means that I talk like a lier even when I am telling the truth

    • @bribriblitz3460
      @bribriblitz3460 8 років тому +27

      herrapan95 same!

    • @ericz.6584
      @ericz.6584 8 років тому +1

      Me as well.

    • @User-xw6kd
      @User-xw6kd 8 років тому +54

      herrapan95 I can relate. This is why even this video fails to do what it says, it doesnt help you confirm someone is lying rather helps you detect probable lies.

    • @rpresident98
      @rpresident98 8 років тому +22

      You mean you always speak negatively, avoid linking yourself to the situation you are discussing?

    • @o.t.d_ody_the_dreamer
      @o.t.d_ody_the_dreamer 8 років тому +32

      herrapan95 Which is a good thing, people can't tell when I lie.

  • @sussynanibaka69
    @sussynanibaka69 4 роки тому +9437

    “Liars tend to be negative because they feel guilty about lying”
    Psychopaths and sociopaths: 👀

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 роки тому +36

      @@samaahmed4053 Your more likey to be Sociopath/Psychopath than you are to born with blue eyes.

    • @samaahmed4053
      @samaahmed4053 3 роки тому +143

      @@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 Blue eyes are about 8% of the population while phycos and socios are total 6% so idrk i don't think so

    • @DragoX7
      @DragoX7 3 роки тому +175

      Anxiety and depression can make someone quite negative, a negative opinion doesn't mean they are lying lol

    • @DragoX7
      @DragoX7 3 роки тому +9

      @@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 😳 I have blue eyes

    • @sussynanibaka69
      @sussynanibaka69 3 роки тому +6

      @Kokichi Oma👀

  • @Camille-y8d
    @Camille-y8d 9 місяців тому +5

    lying has become the norm everywhere (as a couple, in family, at work, with friends, etc.). Simply telling the truth as it is is an act of humility

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 4 роки тому +1268

    This video is simple but uses words extensively. Doesn't use "I" and is quite negative.
    TLDR: this video is a lie

    • @Venomstinginks
      @Venomstinginks 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂facts.

    • @wellfolks9096
      @wellfolks9096 4 роки тому +91

      But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie. But if the video is a lie, does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are not signs of a lie? Thus, this video is not a lie. But if the video is not a lie. does that mean beeing negative and using "I" a lot are signs of a lie? Thus, this video is a lie.

    • @Venomstinginks
      @Venomstinginks 4 роки тому +42

      @@wellfolks9096 💀you just messed up my brain functions ,but somehow I know what you mean

    • @multikioske8044
      @multikioske8044 4 роки тому +14

      Great now im retarted

    • @TheEckoEcho
      @TheEckoEcho 4 роки тому +13

      I phone is dead

  • @tetsukara
    @tetsukara 4 роки тому +399

    When liars see this, they'll get better at lying.

    • @amarisrosalette3694
      @amarisrosalette3694 4 роки тому +21

      I guess I'll get better (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

    • @zetrian_3679
      @zetrian_3679 4 роки тому +7

      @@amarisrosalette3694 same

    • @godfather-gh2vq
      @godfather-gh2vq 4 роки тому +11

      everyone is liar.

    • @amarisrosalette3694
      @amarisrosalette3694 4 роки тому +4

      @@godfather-gh2vq *l i e s*

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 4 роки тому +10

      The ones that are good liars don't see themselves lying. They twist the truths in their favor, not just simply lying like a child making an excuse.

  • @silentreatment5174
    @silentreatment5174 4 роки тому +277

    How to lie better
    Teacher: What did you learn today?
    Me: *Y E S*

  • @OmegaGummybear
    @OmegaGummybear 2 роки тому +32

    I'm impressed, not only did they teach us how to more likely spot a lie, but they didn't give anyone any way to lie better

  • @theycallmeyumi
    @theycallmeyumi 4 роки тому +739

    "I forgot my assignment at home."
    I'll never forget this line.

    • @harsh9558
      @harsh9558 4 роки тому +20

      U know because of people like this I had suffered once. I had forgotten my note book at home and it was first month of school and the thought I was lieing.(it was around 3rd month then she would have understood iam a good student and iam saying truth).

    • @theycallmeyumi
      @theycallmeyumi 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah man, felt that too. People should also be considerate especially if you have good records.

    • @alanmaclaren4118
      @alanmaclaren4118 4 роки тому +1

      @CREATIVE BROs r/Ihadastroke

    • @danim8501
      @danim8501 4 роки тому +18

      I once said that excuse to my teacher
      While i was doing online school from home- yeah, the i realised it makes no sense LMAO

    • @theycallmeyumi
      @theycallmeyumi 4 роки тому

      Ella, you're done. Hahaha

  • @mcharizard7995
    @mcharizard7995 3 роки тому +354

    “I love you”
    A good lie is one we want to believe

  • @tobyhendricks9951
    @tobyhendricks9951 8 років тому +2624

    You think people watch this to spot lies, lol. watching it to make lies unspottable.

    • @Omgleandruh
      @Omgleandruh 8 років тому +7

      me

    • @brechtxt8096
      @brechtxt8096 8 років тому +2

      hahhaha same thing bruh

    • @ritalate
      @ritalate 8 років тому +36

      This video would never make a person a better liar and to suppose that someone would use it to empower their own lying capabilities is not only an egregious error but is a particular offense to a personal sense of moral responsibility.

    • @tobyhendricks9951
      @tobyhendricks9951 8 років тому +13

      It was a joke.

    • @niklashansen5432
      @niklashansen5432 8 років тому +1

      +william carroll
      :D

  • @risingunity6446
    @risingunity6446 Рік тому +1

    thanks to this channel, i have achieved _DECEPTION_ 100

  • @deathscore1548
    @deathscore1548 6 років тому +3791

    Who else said "oof" when reading "I love you" at the beginning of the video?

  • @hotpinkmadness3528
    @hotpinkmadness3528 3 роки тому +533

    "On psychological level, we lie partly to paint a better picture of ourselves, connecting out fantasies to the person we wish we were rather than the person we are".
    Loved this line.

    • @petervagvolgyi9084
      @petervagvolgyi9084 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FYV9Adtn2pI/v-deo.html

    • @lorrainekemer5852
      @lorrainekemer5852 2 роки тому

      Your comment reminds me of the Liar-in-Chief sitting in the Oval Office!!!

    • @DrBrainTickler
      @DrBrainTickler Рік тому

      ​@@lorrainekemer5852nearly every politician is a liar & your statement is to want to paint only this particular president a liar.

  • @YHLGguitargeek
    @YHLGguitargeek 9 років тому +1869

    Is it terrible of me that I watched this to learn how to lie better? :o

    • @filipsamuelsson5575
      @filipsamuelsson5575 9 років тому +51

      nah

    • @sezzifying
      @sezzifying 9 років тому +21

      +Zach Miles Yes.

    • @alexanderboleyn2058
      @alexanderboleyn2058 9 років тому +5

      +Zach Miles same lol

    • @ggezwp8737
      @ggezwp8737 9 років тому +6

      the only thing i learned was the difrent devices used to detect lies XD

    • @kewl-asian
      @kewl-asian 9 років тому +13

      I think my lying skills just upgraded rather than to actually feel guilty lmao

  • @joshb2093
    @joshb2093 2 роки тому +6

    “We hear anywhere from 10 to 200 lies a day”
    that was the first lie I heard today..

  • @anotherbadinfluence3007
    @anotherbadinfluence3007 4 роки тому +459

    When they said "I love you" in the list of lies, I felt that.

    • @minhbui6943
      @minhbui6943 4 роки тому +3

      Same O_O

    • @weliveinasociety1154
      @weliveinasociety1154 3 роки тому +4

      Cringe

    • @CupidGTag
      @CupidGTag 3 роки тому +3

      i tried to overlook it because i am in a relationship, have been for nearly 10 months

    • @electricz3045
      @electricz3045 2 роки тому +3

      @@CupidGTag I don't lie. I really love ya dude 😎

    • @CupidGTag
      @CupidGTag 2 роки тому +1

      @@electricz3045 thanks bro :handshake:

  • @ManWithThreeDollars
    @ManWithThreeDollars 4 роки тому +740

    Ted Ed: “how to spot a liar”
    Among Us crew mates when I’m the impostor: *”I’m four parallel universes ahead of you”*

  • @sho3003
    @sho3003 3 роки тому +453

    Me, who shows those signs WHILE TELLING THE TRUTH: **CONFUSED SCREAMING*

    • @saishriya8244
      @saishriya8244 3 роки тому +8

      You're not the only one who does this-

    • @alyomaly5213
      @alyomaly5213 3 роки тому +17

      Yes..this is me. If lying I'm convincing. I'm honest then no one believes

    • @cozyflurry
      @cozyflurry 3 роки тому

      xD

    • @nathangravitt5982
      @nathangravitt5982 3 роки тому +9

      Same. I give as many details as I can to prove that my story is accurate. When I’ve lied, I tried to keep it as short and simple as possible to avoid messing up. I thought everyone knew that. 🤔

    • @videopiratemahir
      @videopiratemahir 3 роки тому

      Yupp

  • @SierNotsruht
    @SierNotsruht 2 роки тому +2

    This has helped me get better at lying, thank you.

  • @skym821
    @skym821 3 роки тому +850

    "Hey! How are you?"
    "Good! And you?*
    "Good! Thanks!"
    *Most common lie*

    • @mtb1015
      @mtb1015 3 роки тому +16

      Underrated comment.

    • @unarmedguy
      @unarmedguy 3 роки тому +5

      True lol

    • @XiaLater
      @XiaLater 3 роки тому +10

      and then we get all used at saying that that you forgot youre actually not. how bizarre

    • @muskafaiz3813
      @muskafaiz3813 3 роки тому +4

      YYAAAAASS QUUEEEENNN!! couldn't of been more truer

    • @YouTubePurgetheblackplague
      @YouTubePurgetheblackplague 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @elmer4042
    @elmer4042 8 років тому +1775

    Now I know how to lie better

    • @frinky
      @frinky 8 років тому +13

      haha so true

    • @muhammadadeel5747
      @muhammadadeel5747 8 років тому

      Тhe Real ЕD Curе is oоvеr 300 Yеаrs Оld! twitter.com/385c9d4a1ae33a7b8/status/804602507225808896 Тhе lаnguagе of lying â Nооah Zаndan

    • @johnnoecker8471
      @johnnoecker8471 8 років тому +37

      Yeah, but now we know how to know you're lying, better. Gotcha

    • @lawrencesmith4960
      @lawrencesmith4960 8 років тому

      John Noecker
      Still, when you know what they're looking for, it allows you to streamline the process. . no zombie staring... anything more than 5 seconds between words, not good and searching for a telaprompter when there is none also not good ... i would not.....................lie.

    • @catnium
      @catnium 8 років тому +3

      just like everyone else

  • @kayaelangel
    @kayaelangel 4 роки тому +201

    That moment when you say that you've forgotten your homework at home,
    and being a forgetful yet diligent student, you DID forget it, but the teacher doesn't believe you since your classmates have used that as a lie a lot of times before.

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 4 роки тому +18

      As soon as I was at home I shot a Photo and send it to the teacher.
      After making it quick, hehe :)

    • @delinaamanuel9211
      @delinaamanuel9211 2 роки тому +4

      @@aramisortsbottcher8201 Lol smart

  • @jodizellmer994
    @jodizellmer994 2 роки тому +16

    Over explaining yourself or being defensive, especially when nobody actually accused you of anything is a sign a person is a liar. Also, when you tell the truth your story stays the same because you don't have to remember anything.

  • @EricMwizerwa
    @EricMwizerwa 7 років тому +2699

    Easiest way to tell a lie is to believe it yourself

    • @blazetail3605
      @blazetail3605 7 років тому +67

      Eric Mwizerwa But would it be a lie if you believed it??

    • @khaosklub
      @khaosklub 7 років тому +118

      yes, it is still a lie

    • @safirouhi1651
      @safirouhi1651 7 років тому +33

      I also am a practitioner of cognitive dissonance

    • @krismine99
      @krismine99 7 років тому +21

      It does make it much easier if you question a potential unknown motive being the reason behind your lies.
      Example: I am limping because my leg hurts, but what if I have some unconscious desire for attention that is causing me to limp and feel pain. Therefore my leg mustn’t really hurt for I am only limping because of an unconscious motivation.

    • @girlactic1743
      @girlactic1743 7 років тому +13

      someone could say donald trump is a good president and believe it but its still a lie

  • @wanderladyvlogger
    @wanderladyvlogger 7 років тому +1057

    a good liar when telling a lie always thinks that it is a truth.
    Basically a person who is highly intelligent and good at observation can spot a liar better.

    • @Boxreflex
      @Boxreflex 6 років тому +1

      Sushmita Oraon Nah who has time to spot a liar only people who focus on everything

    • @casscat7
      @casscat7 6 років тому

      I also agree

    • @HorseDickk
      @HorseDickk 6 років тому +38

      all you really have to do is convince yourself you're telling the truth, i used to do this when i was younger, would think "yea i mean it happened in my head didn't it?" also just don't think you'll get caught with your lie, its gonna make you overcomplicate things and as a result you'll have a messy story and will most likely get caught.

    • @wenexie9420
      @wenexie9420 5 років тому +9

      In this case, he is called a "fantasist". He believes in his lies.

    • @lolsflint7598
      @lolsflint7598 5 років тому +11

      that is what I do. I forcibly make myself believe that my lie is the truth. NO ONE HAS EVER CAUGHT ME.

  • @leofera1137
    @leofera1137 7 років тому +1812

    just watching this to become a better liar

  • @MalikAbdulWahab-pm5ul
    @MalikAbdulWahab-pm5ul 3 місяці тому +4

    Video starts at 1:45

  • @zilvoxidgod
    @zilvoxidgod 8 років тому +711

    Man, some people really suck at lying.

    • @theqisha9518
      @theqisha9518 8 років тому

      Sorry,I guess you are absolutely dandly good at knowing some stereotype.Afterall it is soo true and correct and really custom.

    • @professorhal8098
      @professorhal8098 8 років тому +3

      *famous people

    • @octo349
      @octo349 7 років тому

      Artyom Metro a

    • @hemantdubey313
      @hemantdubey313 7 років тому +2

      me😣

    • @openthedoor759
      @openthedoor759 7 років тому +2

      Nudedragon They Improvise a lot.

  • @minnolinath7188
    @minnolinath7188 5 років тому +301

    Lie detecting according to this video be like
    Truth: I love you
    Lie: The human being currently communicating with you wishes to admit their admiration for you

    • @peterhenry1927
      @peterhenry1927 4 роки тому +25

      Plot twist:both are lies

    • @alittlebitd3ad
      @alittlebitd3ad 4 роки тому +8

      @@peterhenry1927 "I love you" was on the list of lies

  • @kalla103
    @kalla103 3 роки тому +337

    short story shorter:
    when you tell the truth, you are telling how you experienced a situation; when you lie, you tell how others may have percieved a situation

    • @StarchaserArya
      @StarchaserArya 3 роки тому +5

      Amber Heard in a nutshell

    • @cocoajunkie
      @cocoajunkie 3 роки тому +3

      Or picture yourself in the scenario and write how you would personally feel/ experience it (hypothetically of course)

    • @electricz3045
      @electricz3045 2 роки тому +1

      liars that want to become better in it: " write that down ✍️, write that down ✍️"

  • @inkarshokan9148
    @inkarshokan9148 Рік тому

    🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
    00:09 🗣️ *We encounter 10 to 200 lies daily, and various methods have been used to detect them, though many are unreliable and not admissible in court.*
    01:05 💭 *Lying often involves creating a false image of oneself, but our subconscious signals reveal deception. Language analysis identifies four common deception patterns: reduced self-reference, more negativity, simpler explanations, and convoluted sentence structures.*
    03:32 🚴 *Lance Armstrong's language changed significantly when denying drug use (focused on others) vs. admitting it (focused on personal emotions).*
    04:32 🤰 *John Edwards' language differed when denying paternity (vague) vs. admitting it (direct and personal).*
    05:01 🚨 *Be aware of lie-spotting clues like minimal self-reference, negative language, simple explanations, and convoluted phrasing in daily interactions, even for less serious lies.*
    Made with HARPA AI

  • @elenaillustrates3231
    @elenaillustrates3231 5 років тому +328

    "i love you."
    damn that one hurts

    • @dtarmizi4967
      @dtarmizi4967 5 років тому +22

      Translation: I love you because i can use you for my own gain.

    • @SirEriol
      @SirEriol 4 роки тому +1

      I'm definetly not cheating on you.

    • @federica1930
      @federica1930 4 роки тому +3

      "I lie saying I love you because if I say the truth you would suffer and I would lose you"

    • @MoarteaLunii
      @MoarteaLunii 4 роки тому

      Cringe

  • @SaeedAcronia
    @SaeedAcronia 4 роки тому +502

    "It's not a lie if you believe it yourself."
    George Costanza

    • @gregorykelsey8705
      @gregorykelsey8705 3 роки тому +6

      Yes but still a falsehood

    • @boneman9751
      @boneman9751 3 роки тому +4

      @@gregorykelsey8705 nah it’s just being wrong

    • @cozyflurry
      @cozyflurry 3 роки тому

      :)

    • @philliprobinson7724
      @philliprobinson7724 3 роки тому +1

      Yes it is, anyone can be mistaken, deluded, or deceived. You may BELIEVE you've overhauled the engine according to the maintenance specs, but if the certifying engineer finds you haven't, it's back to cleaning engine parts for you. Trichlorethylene baths, I believe! Don't let some pop-philosopher ruin your noble career. Cheers, P.R.

    • @SaeedAcronia
      @SaeedAcronia 3 роки тому +1

      @@philliprobinson7724 thanks for the AME references dude! But I have to beg to defer, Philip. How to you think religions have prospered so much despite so many "certifying engineers", like Russell or Bacon, critiquing them? It's because clerics are the best liars. They lie the biggest but do it so confidently that they start believing the lies themselves.
      Can you believe a big chunk of the American population, even among the educated ones, think Jesus walked on water?! Can you believe there are Muslims with Ph.Ds who think Muhammed flew to the 7 skies?
      So no, not even a certifying engineer has chance against a good lie.
      Btw, are you an AME?

  • @crystaljiang5976
    @crystaljiang5976 6 років тому +647

    We had to do a presentation in class a few years and a guy copied the transcript of this video
    the teacher never found out
    Oh well

    • @crystaljiang5976
      @crystaljiang5976 6 років тому +24

      Is it really still tattling if no one knows who?

    • @crystaljiang5976
      @crystaljiang5976 6 років тому +12

      Well that was years ago so it's a bit late for that :P

    • @crystaljiang5976
      @crystaljiang5976 6 років тому +8

      Farm of Potatoes hmm hats not completely accurate but I get the idea
      Will Change it

    • @matttejada7381
      @matttejada7381 6 років тому +5

      Believing a lie is the truth while lying is the best way to avoid being spotted as a liar.

    • @plsarguewithme2665
      @plsarguewithme2665 5 років тому +15

      Plot twist: it was you

  • @DriffersonCarillo
    @DriffersonCarillo 2 роки тому +2

    "We are anywhere from 10 to 200 lies a day."
    Me who hasn't spoke to anyone because I have no friends:

  • @joelmammenisaac5725
    @joelmammenisaac5725 3 роки тому +367

    Alternate title : “How to become better liars”

    • @hellonello
      @hellonello 3 роки тому +2

      Couldnt agree anymore than this. Totally underated

    • @neverbackdown1918
      @neverbackdown1918 3 роки тому

      I don’t do any of these when I lie. Sorta creepy tbh

  • @theqisha9518
    @theqisha9518 8 років тому +2013

    I got no time to subscribe because I have a meeting.

    • @MikeSerota
      @MikeSerota 8 років тому +21

      Was that a lie?

    • @theqisha9518
      @theqisha9518 8 років тому +53

      Mike Serota Umm,I was actually IS meeting with my CEO company in africa---I mean at afghanistan.

    • @KamiliumAMVs
      @KamiliumAMVs 8 років тому +114

      But you got time to comment xD

    • @placido593
      @placido593 8 років тому +54

      +Free Cats another lie

    • @MikeSerota
      @MikeSerota 8 років тому +34

      It doesn't really matter to me. I just thought you were being funny I guess. (free cats)

  • @LotsOfFunyoutubechannel
    @LotsOfFunyoutubechannel 4 роки тому +896

    "We are told 10 to 200 lies a day"
    Deaf people : Interesting

  • @LegendoftheGalacticHero
    @LegendoftheGalacticHero 2 роки тому +16

    I, person in the spectrum, have been so many times accused of lying while , in my head, I’ve been doing things I think are meant to be done (masking). Makes me wonder if I’ve been lied so much that’s the behaviour I’ve picked up as neurotypical.

  • @Bo_539
    @Bo_539 4 роки тому +628

    That just sounds like politicians speaking...
    Oh wait

    • @stevendchu
      @stevendchu 4 роки тому +6

      A certain politician who always says "believe me" ..... I feel like that guy is a pretty bad liar

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 4 роки тому +1

      @@stevendchu that guy is funny so i am not complaining.

    • @canadianbutt275
      @canadianbutt275 4 роки тому

      Double speak lol

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 4 роки тому +1

      @@stevendchu Naruto ? 😂

  • @shironudecastro5481
    @shironudecastro5481 7 років тому +534

    As Sheldon Cooper say "A perfect lie lies on the details"

    • @sililtatchu
      @sililtatchu 6 років тому

      What u mean?

    • @sililtatchu
      @sililtatchu 6 років тому

      @@claytonw8502 so i make a new event to cover the truth or what? Intense u mean i repeat it what i tell (the lie)

    • @nadia-hq9uv
      @nadia-hq9uv 5 років тому +2

      hEs A kiD

    • @arslanduha
      @arslanduha 5 років тому

      So even a lie lies?

    • @thatswrite5423
      @thatswrite5423 5 років тому

      Puns

  • @thelordoffools8592
    @thelordoffools8592 8 років тому +797

    I didn't come here to detect lies I came to make mine better

    • @andreaelizeth
      @andreaelizeth 8 років тому +1

      TheLordOfFools same xD

    • @Tcaz7890
      @Tcaz7890 7 років тому +1

      It means u r lying Sweetheart 😆😆

    • @loch4551
      @loch4551 6 років тому +1

      TheLordOfFools same

    • @robsonbarstow4860
      @robsonbarstow4860 6 років тому +1

      TheLordOfFools same

    • @thespinoza4342
      @thespinoza4342 6 років тому +2

      I realized that I do the negative language thing so much, I gotta stop lmao

  • @stevensavoie856
    @stevensavoie856 Рік тому +2

    On the last denial example, there was also a non-contraction, "I have not" rather than the usual "I haven't".

  • @FireCamp105
    @FireCamp105 4 роки тому +119

    note to self:
    maximize self-references
    be positive
    add more steps to the story(depends on context)
    simple phrasing

  • @546x
    @546x 4 роки тому +189

    0:27 it triggers me that its spinning in the wrong direction..

    • @flyinglawnmower7457
      @flyinglawnmower7457 4 роки тому +3

      They dont seem to understand the concept of a thread

    • @sabaxx22
      @sabaxx22 4 роки тому +15

      I didn't notice until I read your comment and now I'm sittin here triggered lmao

    • @546x
      @546x 4 роки тому

      @Saltynuggets 123 bro they got me again

    • @FirstnameLastname-li4kr
      @FirstnameLastname-li4kr 4 роки тому +1

      It is the right way though. Righty righty lefty loosey

    • @noname-dt8ls
      @noname-dt8ls 4 роки тому

      Oh god the perfectionism is flaring up*shiver* horrible 😣

  • @cellothere5723
    @cellothere5723 7 років тому +668

    If someone tells you "liar liar pants on fire" you can respond with "I don't care I don't care I can buy another pair" 😂

  • @nervofficial4091
    @nervofficial4091 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks, I will now use this knowledge to improve my lying when playing deceit!

  • @heyitzrane3025
    @heyitzrane3025 6 років тому +269

    "Of course I'm not mad, why would I be?" - If this is a lie, my nightmare has come true.

    • @nafnaftroop2358
      @nafnaftroop2358 6 років тому +29

      She asked you why, so it's a lie, she was mad but want you to realize that she is mad because of your fault, you need to analyzed what mistake you have done to her and say sorry. She was mad but she still love you, but she want you to try harder. Women are not direct in expressing feeling wether it's good or bad feeling or both. Gooodluck

    • @summerwintermelon
      @summerwintermelon 3 роки тому +1

      Tbh I do this even if I'm not mad. I ask this because I'm curious what made him/her think that I'm mad.

    • @wisteriapetalsinthebreeze
      @wisteriapetalsinthebreeze 5 днів тому

      ​@@nafnaftroop2358
      I'm autistic. I'm direct.

  • @nickp6498
    @nickp6498 9 років тому +78

    The best liars are the ones that don't feel the guilt or the anxiety by doing it. They don't keep constantly thinking "I'm lying right now, can I do it, do they suspect me?" like what happens to the majority of people who try to lie. Also, when you really trust a person, and they have you sucked in, these "how to spot a liar" techniques don't even cross your mind. It's cool to imagine you catching every person that tries to lie to you, but reality is different. You get lied to most likely every day, probably multiple times a day without you knowing.

    • @JamesRPatrick
      @JamesRPatrick 9 років тому +21

      +Nick P The best liars believe their own lies.

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 8 років тому

      +James Patrick I wouldn't necessarily call it lying if you believe it yourself. I would rather call that being mistaken. For example if I thought lightning struck outside, but it was actually a rocket, then would it be a lie if I said it was lightening? I agree with Nick about who the best liars are.

    • @greenxpeach6274
      @greenxpeach6274 8 років тому

      +James Patrick thats how to beat a lie detector, u believe it urself

    • @chuwyton
      @chuwyton 8 років тому

      +Nick P But it's like, a little sad if you have to watch every person's move and check if he/she's lying, all the time. Your cautiousness and lack of trust cut you off from any real relationships, making for an isolated social life in which everything that comes from outside of you is filtered. I think that's why some people choose to believe lies.

    • @CzechRiot
      @CzechRiot 8 років тому +4

      One technique I use to spot liars is actually learning what the truth is, independently.

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 4 роки тому +153

    I didn't know "I love you" was a lie!

    • @Hacker_Kamyko
      @Hacker_Kamyko 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah, that's what my wife said to me. Now I'm alone and she got half of my assets :(

    • @brahmasashwat
      @brahmasashwat 4 роки тому +6

      ikr thats just dark and sad

    • @aizenrosscabanillas3294
      @aizenrosscabanillas3294 4 роки тому +2

      Pizza time

    • @litsqaud5662
      @litsqaud5662 3 роки тому +2

      Well then I hate you has to be a lie too, right?

    • @meabob
      @meabob 3 роки тому

      @@litsqaud5662 - Yes it seems it would be. Love and hate are emotion. The opposite of emotion is indifference.

  • @jimmyhackers8980
    @jimmyhackers8980 3 роки тому +1

    this talk simplified, look out for all children, women and men.

  • @mtb3742
    @mtb3742 8 років тому +14

    As someone who has suffered for most of his life with a case of what may possibly be described as chronic social anxiety, I tend to have trouble when verbalizing to others due to the fact that I often stumble over my words on a consistent basis when presented with a stressful situation, regardless of whether I am intentionally telling the truth or conjuring a fib.

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 8 років тому +5

      +Miku Hatsune People who know you would know that and take that into account. In finding out if someone is being deceptive, you need to know what their baseline behaviour is.

  • @ff9571
    @ff9571 4 роки тому +131

    the title: "the language of lying"
    what i see: " this taste..is the taste of someone who's lying, giorno giovanna!"

  • @kezvo0512
    @kezvo0512 4 роки тому +70

    My Spanish teacher: Have we done this work yet?
    Everybody in my class: Yes.
    Probably the easiest lies we got away with.

  • @TheJaguar1983
    @TheJaguar1983 15 годин тому

    Here's a wrench, though: sometimes people feel like they have to give more reasoning and convoluted explanations when they're telling the truth because they assume people will think they're lying. I've had situations like that.

  • @TheMrheartless
    @TheMrheartless 8 років тому +91

    Watching this to improve my lying ability not to actually catch anyone lying ....

    • @spiritualcosmeticss
      @spiritualcosmeticss 8 років тому +1

      terrible smh

    • @dogula07
      @dogula07 8 років тому +4

      I'm actually glad i'm not the only one doing that

    • @strick9_moto
      @strick9_moto 8 років тому +4

      I lie everytime I tell someone "Have a good day" I really don't give a fuck! >:P

    • @november6344
      @november6344 8 років тому

      lol I'm watching this for the same reason

  • @mal9310
    @mal9310 8 років тому +296

    I use convoluted sentences when I speak the truth.

    • @mista_synergy2418
      @mista_synergy2418 8 років тому +39

      liar

    • @mal9310
      @mal9310 8 років тому +13

      +Mista_Synergy lol
      I guess I should rethink how I phrase my thoughts, 'cause I use convoluted sentences when I speak in general :P

    • @robertc969
      @robertc969 8 років тому +35

      Me too. It happens the most when I am actually telling the truth but I am worried people will think I am lying, I'm not sure if other people experience this but it happens a lot more than you'd think (Especially since everyone seems to be fascinated about why I missed school that one day)

    • @Orchested
      @Orchested 8 років тому +14

      It happens to me too, i get too nervous in those kind of conversations and it's annoying to see people suspecting when i say the truth :/

    • @pinkribbon1007
      @pinkribbon1007 8 років тому +3

      If someone is putting a huge machine in front of you and tons of people looking at you asking you questions, of course your heart beats fast and so on 😠

  • @Peridox69420
    @Peridox69420 5 років тому +9000

    Don’t trust people with anime profile pictures.

  • @DrGiggleTouch67
    @DrGiggleTouch67 Рік тому +1

    I really enjoyed watching this 5 and half minute video, it really helped!