Professional vs Beginner Bassoon

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  • @twosetviolin
    @twosetviolin  6 років тому +9436

    Why are you in the comments, go practice.

    • @iblesstherains
      @iblesstherains 6 років тому +314

      TwoSetViolin I stopped practicing to watch this video...

    • @casual_ssb3282
      @casual_ssb3282 6 років тому +278

      TwoSetViolin I’m practicing while watching it obviously

    • @quickyespartero8472
      @quickyespartero8472 6 років тому +246

      I did 72 hours yesterday

    • @weasellikesnoodles
      @weasellikesnoodles 6 років тому +179

      TwoSetViolin But I'm a violist...

    • @obsessedshipper3188
      @obsessedshipper3188 6 років тому +84

      TwoSetViolin it’s 2 am at my place
      I should be sleeping but I’m watching your video

  • @sdfwutrbl3971
    @sdfwutrbl3971 5 років тому +7022

    this man really had to sit around and watch brett violate his instrument😂

  • @mfsbrz
    @mfsbrz 5 років тому +3856

    It sounds like someone is dragging a chair across the floor

    • @boh7816
      @boh7816 4 роки тому +142

      Omg thats why it sounded so familiar😂😂😂😂

    • @lsoelsoels9703
      @lsoelsoels9703 4 роки тому +16

      LMAO

    • @RJ12347
      @RJ12347 4 роки тому +4

      Haha

    • @bleepbloop269
      @bleepbloop269 4 роки тому +53

      I think that is the MOST accurate comment ever 😂 I’m dying

    • @niarahancock4739
      @niarahancock4739 4 роки тому +10

      Or when squeeze those plastic chickens

  • @islarebecca8604
    @islarebecca8604 6 років тому +6974

    I like how they say who is the professional and begginer at the top just to make sure we know whos who

    • @Hayasssa
      @Hayasssa 6 років тому +54

      princess of pain 😂😂😂

    • @Spacebar
      @Spacebar 6 років тому +11

      Spelling 100

    • @pyb6
      @pyb6 5 років тому +34

      Wouldn't be able to tell the difference otherwise. 😂 Defo

    • @qimasktheslumpgod9246
      @qimasktheslumpgod9246 5 років тому +1

      😭😭😭

    • @saeedalbastaki2000
      @saeedalbastaki2000 5 років тому +11

      *beginner
      Edited: I gave you 800th likes

  • @minanes6549
    @minanes6549 5 років тому +3522

    Professional: Plays smoothly and makes it look effortless. Brett: Two notes into the piece at the right register, turns red and nearly passes out.

    • @amousenamedjay6638
      @amousenamedjay6638 5 років тому +16

      Mina Nes65 me breaking into a new reed.

    • @kyoza5069
      @kyoza5069 5 років тому +9

      @@amousenamedjay6638 me accidentally chipping every reed i own somehow 😂

    • @jacobhillis4676
      @jacobhillis4676 5 років тому +5

      Nah man bretts got it down 👍

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 4 роки тому

      Mouseleaf Da Abro bean same! There’s this new reed I have but I can’t even get a note out of it without gasping for air

    • @amousenamedjay6638
      @amousenamedjay6638 4 роки тому +5

      @Pearl my inappropriate mind went in a very different direction

  • @tomokatheaxolotl
    @tomokatheaxolotl 5 років тому +1959

    The professional player tries his best not to laugh and it’s adorable

    • @everythingissalad2969
      @everythingissalad2969 4 роки тому +6

      GINTOKI

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 роки тому +1

      @Da Lesbo Everything is Salad?

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 роки тому

      @Da Lesbo What's that supposed to mean?

    • @Lxnorius
      @Lxnorius 3 роки тому +4

      ypu should see the oboe version, the professional is really struggling there

    • @andrewcordle2424
      @andrewcordle2424 2 роки тому +2

      Ah but he does laugh !!!
      😀😀😀😀😀😀😘😀

  • @finasol1019
    @finasol1019 6 років тому +2845

    I love how the string players were able to stay relatively serious, but the wind players can barely keep it together

    • @yuverao
      @yuverao 5 років тому +121

      Hi I am a random woodwind coming through and I just wanna ask.. what the heck does serious mean

    • @finasol1019
      @finasol1019 5 років тому +63

      Galax Gang I’m also a wind player (flute, been playing for 8-9 years) and I meant this as a joke. I actually was somewhat implying that wind players are more lighthearted, I suppose? And there’s nothing wrong with not being serious. If anything, I meant this as a good thing. But again, it was just a joke.

    • @lkrader1
      @lkrader1 5 років тому +125

      Because wind instruments sound worse when they are played by a beginner.

    • @loogy_poogy3110
      @loogy_poogy3110 5 років тому +28

      Hey ima beginner flute I'm in 7th and I never stop laughing when I mess up terribly lol

    • @jubileeshaw4111
      @jubileeshaw4111 5 років тому +29

      I play the bassoon and I can’t stop laughing at his attempts to play a note

  • @pleaseno326
    @pleaseno326 6 років тому +3473

    You fools, they've just misplaced the subtitles. Brett is the professional, your mortal ears just can't hear the frequency his melodies exude.
    Hence his unimpressed expressions.

  • @NR-qs5zj
    @NR-qs5zj 5 років тому +1184

    brett sounds like he’s playing a very oversized kazoo.

  • @weasellikesnoodles
    @weasellikesnoodles 6 років тому +6474

    Why does it sound like cows mooing when Brett plays that thing?

    • @juliagomes8485
      @juliagomes8485 6 років тому +40

      weasel I thought the same 😂😂

    • @AlejandraRamirez-uy9qw
      @AlejandraRamirez-uy9qw 6 років тому +31

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA TRUE

    • @_iphoenix_6164
      @_iphoenix_6164 6 років тому +72

      That's the bassoon for you.

    • @tylerho2792
      @tylerho2792 6 років тому +21

      The Legend of _iPhoenix_ INDEED!! I MAIN THIS INSTRUMENT!!! and that’s what I sound like

    • @ethan_martin
      @ethan_martin 6 років тому +35

      maybe we'll here oboe ducks soon???? :)))))

  • @DanaYi13
    @DanaYi13 6 років тому +2383

    Brett is so impressed his face forgot how to move

    • @FeliciaJYB
      @FeliciaJYB 6 років тому +2

      Dana Yi oooooofirjajajajaja

    • @esyvlr
      @esyvlr 6 років тому +8

      Dana Yi wow i didn’t know there was another cuber interested in this type of stuff...

    • @calebyao.
      @calebyao. 6 років тому

      I am a cuber to!

    • @nathanielhong9663
      @nathanielhong9663 5 років тому +4

      Most cubers are nerds in aspects other than just the cube. I myself with music, video games etc

    • @vecolityplayz5447
      @vecolityplayz5447 5 років тому

      oh hi dana

  • @raptorgorl8807
    @raptorgorl8807 5 років тому +1808

    I love how brett wiggles his eyebrows around like its gonna make a difference 😂

    • @h-6198
      @h-6198 5 років тому +87

      @Lady Me
      As my band director once said: “Your eyebrows don’t affect the pitch.”

    • @jennalistens6235
      @jennalistens6235 5 років тому +56

      As a bassoonist, you’d be surprised how much the eyebrows really make it feel like you’re changing pitch, like idk I might just be crazy. But I totally understand

    • @michaelyuen8577
      @michaelyuen8577 5 років тому +3

      He’s gonna crack...

    • @adisguisedtrombone3073
      @adisguisedtrombone3073 4 роки тому +16

      Brass player here eyebrows help lol

    • @lsoelsoels9703
      @lsoelsoels9703 4 роки тому

      @@h-6198 😂

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 років тому +2776

    Brett is unimpressed

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +3738

    Brett’s style of playing the bassoon is...mildly musical farts.

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 6 років тому +28

      Isagail u should hear the low notes

    • @chrissy1045
      @chrissy1045 6 років тому +50

      That's essentially what a bassoon is

    • @laneevitt5425
      @laneevitt5425 6 років тому +31

      Bassoon is literally called a farting bedpost.....

    • @fredericak.4585
      @fredericak.4585 6 років тому +3

      C Olsen Accurate 😂

    • @imaalasdarcy5445
      @imaalasdarcy5445 6 років тому +2

      I agree.

  • @Altereddandelion
    @Altereddandelion 5 років тому +2179

    At least there's sound compared to the flute one with Eddy.

    • @ptmars9586
      @ptmars9586 5 років тому +134

      Or the clarinet one with Brett. He didn’t make a single sound. Not even out of tune. Only silence and squeaks.

    • @orangejelliedraws9347
      @orangejelliedraws9347 4 роки тому +69

      Have you seen the Opera one? 👌 Brett is magnificent

    • @Oops2007
      @Oops2007 4 роки тому +1

      Lol 😆

    • @trezapoioiuy
      @trezapoioiuy 4 роки тому +15

      Except at 9:00, when "sound.exe" stopped working

    • @muhammadsadiq8659
      @muhammadsadiq8659 4 роки тому +3

      🤣

  • @kaich369
    @kaich369 6 років тому +1443

    Professional triangle player vs beginner

    • @austincarter9523
      @austincarter9523 6 років тому +75

      Professional chicken vs beginner

    • @BYNSKgaming
      @BYNSKgaming 6 років тому +23

      Frank _ more like percussionist

    • @Leafyteasauce
      @Leafyteasauce 6 років тому +2

      Frank _ oof

    • @damiester1
      @damiester1 5 років тому +10

      It was in the percussionist video lol

  • @JessicaRyan408
    @JessicaRyan408 6 років тому +2141

    All I hear is *MOOOOOOOO*

  • @imtheonewhobroughtthebeans915
    @imtheonewhobroughtthebeans915 5 років тому +584

    Professional:
    Me- *cries tears of joy in bassoonist*
    Brett:
    Me- *cries in bassoonist but for different reasons*

  • @nancyz.7976
    @nancyz.7976 6 років тому +604

    I love how the professional trying to keep a straight face is a recurring theme in these videos

    • @jsingh98
      @jsingh98 6 років тому +14

      Yeah, you're not supposed to laugh at someone playing an instrument wrong.

    • @epdlc2889
      @epdlc2889 5 років тому +2

      jsingh98 oh sweetie as first chair I always laugh when a clarinet squeaks (even at myself) 😂😂

  • @sunshinehobi7450
    @sunshinehobi7450 5 років тому +7903

    Bassoon is a beautiful instrument.
    If you play it correctly

  • @allthingsTechrelated
    @allthingsTechrelated 5 років тому +433

    One is controlling is wind while the other is just passing wind.

    • @cleooooooon
      @cleooooooon 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah. I mean farts sound just like that...

    • @Ammarah0
      @Ammarah0 4 роки тому +2

      Dude
      Loll

  • @ee8546
    @ee8546 6 років тому +1465

    I can’t wait for the viola version. These videos are all leading up to the viola joke of the century.

    • @shaye1444
      @shaye1444 5 років тому +5

      Fuck you -_-

    • @janele2832
      @janele2832 5 років тому +28

      Shaye C The Viola of a beautiful instrument 🎻 (I’m a violist) where are my fellow violas #Violalife

    • @gammafoxlore2981
      @gammafoxlore2981 5 років тому +16

      @@janele2832 I'm an organist but I guess I'll support your noble cause. ( It is time to show violinists their place.)

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 5 років тому +3

      yeezy yeezy - I think generally both Brett and Eddy, knowing how to play the Violin, can play the viola - decently, if not nearly professional level. I don't think they'd bother. Or if they did, they'd make a joke where it all just sounds screechy or something lol.

    • @arturoromero951
      @arturoromero951 5 років тому +6

      Trash Meme Police
      Hire a professional violist that actually plays viola properly
      Then have Brett and Eddy play a “BEGINNER” version of the piece like in the _Violin Vs. Viola_ video and call it
      Professional Violist vs Professional Violist

  • @frostbyte300
    @frostbyte300 6 років тому +636

    These videos are leading up to a massive viola joke. I can feel it.

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 6 років тому +19

      Frostbyte I’m scared. I’m a violist

    • @miriamtong
      @miriamtong 6 років тому +13

      I wish they'd bring back the viola chronicles...

    • @michelley299
      @michelley299 6 років тому +12

      Your comment is on Brett’s snapchat XD

    • @racheld1068
      @racheld1068 6 років тому +1

      Akrian Mapping me too, it's risky but I still laugh at their jokes

    • @crowing3886
      @crowing3886 6 років тому +9

      They said they would do a beginner vs professional violist at 1mill subscribers.
      I'm hoping for the worst an the worst lol.

  • @notestarlord
    @notestarlord 5 років тому +1196

    As a struggling bassoonist in college, this really bumped up my self esteem. Thank you

    • @jennalistens6235
      @jennalistens6235 5 років тому +65

      As a high schooler trying to go to college on a bassoon scholarship, I understand and I agree, great for the self esteem.

    • @carolineh2274
      @carolineh2274 5 років тому +39

      as a bassoonist trying to survive i completely agree

    • @lingling8047
      @lingling8047 4 роки тому +18

      as a double bassist- wait what

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 роки тому +2

      Jack Burzine lasagna cat

    • @AJTheDj-ux4cc
      @AJTheDj-ux4cc 4 роки тому +5

      I have a emotional connection to this video now

  • @dariusjammer9513
    @dariusjammer9513 6 років тому +294

    How I think i sound when rehearsing vs when it's time for my lesson.

  • @neuron_star
    @neuron_star 6 років тому +1346

    Professional: *Careless Whisper*
    Brett: oh snap
    Professional: *take that saxophones*

    • @theresachacon1122
      @theresachacon1122 5 років тому +15

      Hey Alexa play careless whisper by George Michael

    • @kevindong5829
      @kevindong5829 5 років тому +31

      Yes I will gladly give up careless whisper to the bassoons

    • @HannahChan2010
      @HannahChan2010 5 років тому +9

      As much as I love bassoon, sax is definitely a better instrument. :p

    • @Mark-Brink
      @Mark-Brink 4 роки тому +4

      Careless whisper key

    • @kimbambi8509
      @kimbambi8509 4 роки тому

      @@theresachacon1122 glam&gore ✌🏼😄

  • @mysunettingpoem1244
    @mysunettingpoem1244 5 років тому +532

    my cat was so confused while i watched this, his ears were going everywhere

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 5 років тому +7

      That'd probably be my cat too. If my cat was here right now, I'm sure her ears would be the same.

    • @rhythmic1808
      @rhythmic1808 5 років тому +2

      Mysunettingpoem My dog is the same 😂

    • @brskyu
      @brskyu 5 років тому +4

      Headphones: The Invention That Saved A Species

    • @Pearly_eems2
      @Pearly_eems2 4 роки тому

      My cat is almost sleeping. He likes it 🥱😴

  • @madeliner1682
    @madeliner1682 6 років тому +1140

    Plot twist: it wasn't beginner bassoon audio, it was gese being strangled

  • @starboy1569
    @starboy1569 6 років тому +690

    The professional bassoonist was trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂😂

    • @polarisursula3745
      @polarisursula3745 6 років тому +7

      No he wasn't, he laughed

    • @vincek8294
      @vincek8294 6 років тому +12

      Celestial Unit even if it's horrible, I'd still go see Brett perform a bassoon recital lol

    • @xavierharris9749
      @xavierharris9749 2 роки тому +1

      1:27
      Got me dying 🤣😂💀

  • @texnicolor
    @texnicolor 5 років тому +306

    One sounds like a majestic soft glaze over a babbling brook.
    The other sounds like what a goose is supposed to sound like.

  • @lleehainart
    @lleehainart 6 років тому +1485

    I’m a beginner bassoonist but it makes me happy to see someone worst then me

    • @iwantmy2dollars662
      @iwantmy2dollars662 5 років тому +8

      Lee same

    • @samuelbertenshaw5511
      @samuelbertenshaw5511 5 років тому +6

      Ayyyy

    • @ashycat1019
      @ashycat1019 5 років тому +21

      I began playing in mid December so I understand where you’re coming from! 😂 it gets easier the more you play :)

    • @abathtub1411
      @abathtub1411 5 років тому +22

      About a year and a half in. Certain notes still crack into a goose screech. 50% chance only a reedy whisper will be produced trying to play pp

    • @ashycat1019
      @ashycat1019 5 років тому +11

      a bathtub it still gets easier as you go on. I mean when you first start, all you are playing is a dying goose 90% of the time 😂 i mean getting the notes and pitches correct most of the time get easier the more you play and practice

  • @feelslikeflying23
    @feelslikeflying23 6 років тому +1767

    _fifty shades of bassoon_

  • @zarabk4210
    @zarabk4210 4 роки тому +321

    Professional: The Sorcerer's Apprentice
    Begginer: A duck crying because his wife took the kids

    • @BhavnaM
      @BhavnaM 3 роки тому +5

      you couldn’t have described the sound at 1:47 any better

    • @miriamjesse1628
      @miriamjesse1628 3 роки тому

      Oh my gosh that's perfect

    • @debasritadas1176
      @debasritadas1176 3 роки тому +1

      WTF?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aumbreenkhokhar1529
    @aumbreenkhokhar1529 6 років тому +523

    I love Brett's dead look in the eyes when the professional plays

  • @savagesondra
    @savagesondra 5 років тому +850

    Why does he look possessed when he isn't playing?

    • @LittleGenevieve
      @LittleGenevieve 5 років тому +120

      that's just how brett is

    • @antbite23
      @antbite23 4 роки тому +49

      I honestly think he looks even more possessed while playing

    • @reaganb6013
      @reaganb6013 4 роки тому +31

      You must be new here

    • @justastellarperson219
      @justastellarperson219 4 роки тому +7

      I'd say he looks bored to death

    • @Ammarah0
      @Ammarah0 4 роки тому +16

      THEY HAVE MISPLACED THE TITLES
      BRETT IS THE PROFESSIONAL
      WHICH IS WHY HE LOOKS UNIMPRESSED WHILE THE 'BEGINNER' IS PLAYING

  • @Pegasus-cf2hu
    @Pegasus-cf2hu 5 років тому +449

    Lol when Brett played it sounded like the child of a trombone and an oboe who was struggling to figure out its life 😂😂

    • @el864
      @el864 3 роки тому +6

      As a bassoonist - yup that’s how I sound most of the time 😂😌

    • @AOSMAKAKMS
      @AOSMAKAKMS 3 роки тому

      @@el864 You kinda sound like a trombone

    • @thewooddove2
      @thewooddove2 2 роки тому

      @@AOSMAKAKMS at least it doesn't sound like a tuba 🤢
      The bassoon's sound is magnificent... though trombone is also good. Maybe not as good, but still.

    • @AOSMAKAKMS
      @AOSMAKAKMS 2 роки тому

      @@thewooddove2 Tubas have good sounds..there part holds up the entire ensemble..

    • @thewooddove2
      @thewooddove2 2 роки тому

      @@AOSMAKAKMS the second half is blatantly false. Tubas are cool (and I was joking), but they could cease to exist and no one would notice. They don't add as much to the ensemble as you'd think.

  • @zinc8002
    @zinc8002 6 років тому +210

    The professional did REALLY well at keeping a straight face

  • @clairepatt2407
    @clairepatt2407 6 років тому +726

    How many second violins does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they can't get up that high

    • @chrispelayo6365
      @chrispelayo6365 5 років тому +9

      Laughing Jill oh damn, roasted!

    • @joemama23rocks
      @joemama23rocks 5 років тому +5

      OOOOOFFFFFFFFF

    • @sneddypie
      @sneddypie 5 років тому +2

      Or violas. Or cellos. Or string basses.

    • @TypodPikachu
      @TypodPikachu 5 років тому +1

      @@sneddypie string basses can go that high. Because they so tall

    • @sneddypie
      @sneddypie 5 років тому +1

      DecidueyeStudios sorry at that time I didn’t get the joke

  • @jasmensmith4432
    @jasmensmith4432 5 років тому +525

    Oooooh oooh I got one!
    Profesional Mayonnaise Player
    Vs
    Beginner Mayonnaise Player

    • @WolfsbaneX
      @WolfsbaneX 5 років тому +11

      Jasmen Smith Mayonaise is not an instrument.

    • @thetato1273
      @thetato1273 5 років тому +10

      @@WolfsbaneX i cant tell if youre being serious or i have to wooosh you

    • @WolfsbaneX
      @WolfsbaneX 5 років тому +3

      THETATO127 I’m not being serious.

    • @thetato1273
      @thetato1273 5 років тому

      @@WolfsbaneX cool

    • @whiteao6970
      @whiteao6970 4 роки тому +8

      Better one
      Horseradish professional and horseradish beginner comparison

  • @thealiyanichelle
    @thealiyanichelle 6 років тому +256

    that was most beautiful duck sound i have ever heard Brett

    • @abriellerobare5465
      @abriellerobare5465 6 років тому +10

      it should be officially featured on the duck song 4

    • @unholylime4121
      @unholylime4121 6 років тому +2

      If you want to hear a duck sound, listen to the bassoon reed

  • @Heather-music
    @Heather-music 6 років тому +184

    7:25 Brett’s face and eyebrows... “I know this song!”

  • @JaeCole1
    @JaeCole1 5 років тому +112

    Professional: Beautiful pitch
    Brett: Ducks getting violated

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +1676

    Now we need to see a professional vs Ling Ling.

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 6 років тому +59

      Justin Y. Leave

    • @casual_ssb3282
      @casual_ssb3282 6 років тому +44

      Justin Y. We need to see u not comment on every channel out there

    • @rei2515
      @rei2515 6 років тому +30

      How the fuck are you already here

    • @fearofgrace2470
      @fearofgrace2470 6 років тому +17

      please stop.

    • @amc8844
      @amc8844 6 років тому +6

      Omg

  • @nefilipa2001
    @nefilipa2001 6 років тому +234

    *_Brett's lack of emotion concerns me._*

    • @chrissy1045
      @chrissy1045 6 років тому +12

      Neuza Filipa , it's all there in his music, he doesn't need to show it.

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 6 років тому +9

      C Olsen
      There's none left. The boy is drained. Leave him be. Think of the children.

    • @ytyt3922
      @ytyt3922 4 роки тому

      He’s doing that on purpose. All these professional/beginner videos are deadpan.

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 5 років тому +200

    Thank God for those headers, I wouldn't have known who was the professional and who was the beginner if they weren't there.

  • @jamesconner717
    @jamesconner717 6 років тому +124

    I’d imagine that’s how Stravinsky saw the bassoon solo

  • @calinh7994
    @calinh7994 5 років тому +125

    As a bassoon player this is hilarious, Brett is just flapping around his left thumb so much and he can barely cover the holes, also Todd Gibson Cornish is such an icon to me

  • @unarmedhihat4077
    @unarmedhihat4077 5 років тому +500

    I’m honestly surprised he was able to get the high C in rite of spring

    • @greenwalrus2223
      @greenwalrus2223 4 роки тому +6

      He's blowing too hard......
      Same here

    • @iwantmy2dollars662
      @iwantmy2dollars662 4 роки тому +2

      that was my first thought there too!

    • @Andrei.Christop
      @Andrei.Christop 3 роки тому +11

      He didn't get the C, probably something between Bb and B, but it was pretty high though.

    • @solarean
      @solarean 3 роки тому +2

      @Vp d Sorry, Mr what TF was your point

    • @solarean
      @solarean 3 роки тому +6

      @Vp d Sorry, Mr King of the Universe, how would have i thought to even direct my worthless word to such an eminent person like you, i apologize for my great error, praying for your forgiveness.
      just kidding bro i hate internet fights tbh

  • @graysonries4828
    @graysonries4828 6 років тому +353

    How bad do you have to be to make a bassoon sound like a saxophone

    • @megaman02468
      @megaman02468 6 років тому +28

      Grayson Ries Playing it in French I think

    • @jackodoyle2061
      @jackodoyle2061 6 років тому +10

      A politician in Ireland plays the alto saxophone with a thick accent

    • @Vampirate_
      @Vampirate_ 6 років тому +5

      Welp I have to play a bassoon part on a bari sax so now I feel like everyone is going to assume it’s a dying bassoon

    • @Erinnmnn
      @Erinnmnn 5 років тому +3

      a3 bassoons in tenor register + a3 clarinets in chalemeau register = saxophone. Learned that from Mahler 3

  • @gavinfeinberg2572
    @gavinfeinberg2572 5 років тому +437

    1:35 is it just me, or is that jingle bells?

    • @yuverao
      @yuverao 5 років тому +8

      I know righttttt

    • @marsilet
      @marsilet 5 років тому +5

      Sameeee. Hahaha. Had to stop for a sec. Hahaha.

    • @IushIy
      @IushIy 4 роки тому +4

      For some reason I can't stop laughing at this I'm literally crying.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @dellrix3003
      @dellrix3003 4 роки тому +1

      The Gaming Adventures the guy on the right i think has the corona virus

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 роки тому +3

      @Maddie Weber I must be a boomer because I do remember asking

  • @ventea_1502
    @ventea_1502 5 років тому +358

    Me: **is about to leave the band room at four o’clock in the evening and is packing bassoon**
    Band Director: **is leaving** I’ll see next week-
    Me: I’ll see you as *bassoon* as possible-

  • @teeheea3145
    @teeheea3145 6 років тому +82

    The pain in the professional guys eyes whenever Brett plays is fucking amazing

    • @Doroshi7
      @Doroshi7 6 років тому

      Teehee A 😂ikr

    • @cynthiawang3952
      @cynthiawang3952 6 років тому +2

      My teacher’s reaction when I first started violin...

  • @siyaoli7964
    @siyaoli7964 6 років тому +200

    Pls do a flip over version like all the musician you guys have invited to play violin.

    • @siyaoli7964
      @siyaoli7964 6 років тому +7

      Get the revenge! Get the musicians you guys have invited to play viola! Ops I mean violin :)

  • @juliusroman8616
    @juliusroman8616 5 років тому +337

    Brett you accomplished a task that I believed was impossible to defeat. you’re somehow worse than my middle school advanced orchestra. Good job. Tough one to beat.

  • @ethanbrown9702
    @ethanbrown9702 6 років тому +101

    What Rite of Spring sounded like to people when it came out

  • @watson498
    @watson498 6 років тому +83

    It sounds like you murdered a large family of geese!

  • @sneddypie
    @sneddypie 5 років тому +124

    I literally thought there were ducks in my backyard when Brett started playing

  • @silviag3798
    @silviag3798 6 років тому +56

    I have a new appreciation for the bassoon (professional version). It's actually quite nice.

  • @jonathanfenders8682
    @jonathanfenders8682 5 років тому +74

    When my teacher tells me to play exactly what they just did

  • @evanderc.5771
    @evanderc.5771 3 роки тому +162

    As a beginner bassoon player, I congratulate Brett on making a sound.

    • @smilechan5899
      @smilechan5899 2 роки тому +9

      As a beginner bassoon player, Brett plays well

    • @thewooddove2
      @thewooddove2 2 роки тому +3

      As a beginner oboeist, it really wasn't hard at all for me. I played swan lake pretty well day 1 and moved onto mozart's concerto the next day.
      I assume bassoon isn't much harder than oboe.
      Although I have single reed woodwind experience and Brett doesn't, so it's understandable lol

    • @kmi7214
      @kmi7214 2 роки тому +3

      @@thewooddove2 ??

    • @thewooddove2
      @thewooddove2 2 роки тому +1

      @@kmi7214 I'm just stating my personal experience.

    • @lovl1yej1
      @lovl1yej1 2 роки тому +3

      as a beginner bassoon player he slayed 😍

  • @wafflepie5548
    @wafflepie5548 6 років тому +125

    I was watching this and when Brett played the bassoon my dog started growling at the phone

    • @lauka65
      @lauka65 6 років тому +1

      Waffle Pie hahhahhahaha xD

  • @reagannn6211
    @reagannn6211 5 років тому +103

    love how the bassoonist is trying not to laugh too 😂

  • @user-tqnxjwjoazppq
    @user-tqnxjwjoazppq 5 років тому +60

    Stringed people: *So serious*
    Woodwinds:*So funny*
    Brasses:*OMG IM GONNA FAINT*

  • @aprilshowers1271
    @aprilshowers1271 6 років тому +88

    "is that what it feels like wearing a bra"

  • @Heather-music
    @Heather-music 6 років тому +52

    5:55 Brett moving like every bassoon player ever 10/10

  • @phuongnguyentran3245
    @phuongnguyentran3245 5 років тому +143

    Go practice, if you don't want your bassoon sound like a dying cow

  • @Emperatriz_Valentina
    @Emperatriz_Valentina 6 років тому +1571

    Am I the only one who thinks the Bassoonist is cute?

    • @brynnwithey1265
      @brynnwithey1265 6 років тому +47

      AtsusunoアツスノChresolaくれそら no he's a stud i stan

    • @SmittenandBitten
      @SmittenandBitten 6 років тому +51

      Yea! He's really cute ;)

    • @lolaviolete3163
      @lolaviolete3163 6 років тому +13

      he is adorable and i want one

    • @islab1318
      @islab1318 6 років тому +10

      ..... He's ugly.

    • @seokjinsbananapeel1625
      @seokjinsbananapeel1625 6 років тому +5

      AtsusunoアツスノChresolaくれそら was thinking that all along hahahaha

  • @maddy3090
    @maddy3090 6 років тому +336

    I thought this video was just a documentary of how cows mate. I guess I'm wrong :/

    • @kittymewmewziscute4459
      @kittymewmewziscute4459 6 років тому +2

      wəįŕđ lmao

    • @aeieirouge7865
      @aeieirouge7865 6 років тому +2

      wəįŕđ so many BTS fans watch twoset it surprises me everytime

    • @bruh-dq8sx
      @bruh-dq8sx 6 років тому +2

      Aeiei Rouge most of us play a instrument

    • @tealeavestw
      @tealeavestw 6 років тому

      Guyz don't like it, there needs to be 69 likes

    • @sabrinaschantz
      @sabrinaschantz 6 років тому

      i love your profile picture

  • @HaritheRenaissanceMan
    @HaritheRenaissanceMan 3 роки тому +34

    "Rite of Spring" by Stravinsky was so delicate and ethereal (by the professional of course). Loved everything else as well.
    Meanwhile, some poor elephant is being tortured - oh, never mind, carry on... 🤣

  • @FindersEQ
    @FindersEQ 6 років тому +74

    seems like bretts head was going to explode

  • @sydneywhitfield7497
    @sydneywhitfield7497 6 років тому +861

    The should do a professional Vs beginner recorder player
    edit: tysm for so many likes

    • @sboyd8312
      @sboyd8312 6 років тому +114

      Emily Whitfield Why? What’s the point of listening to the same thing twice??

    • @ninoding
      @ninoding 6 років тому +45

      Stephanie Boyd salty man

    • @Fluffyahh
      @Fluffyahh 6 років тому +45

      A professional recorder player is just like, someone who can play hot cross buns

    • @sydneywhitfield7497
      @sydneywhitfield7497 6 років тому +11

      Jack's World That's not what a professional recorder player is

    • @Not_what_it_used_to_be
      @Not_what_it_used_to_be 6 років тому +50

      Emily Whitfield I think there should be a rule that a person is only allowed on the internet after they have proven they have the ability to recognize humor

  • @davisenns2718
    @davisenns2718 5 років тому +394

    Well, Brett hits at least some high notes.
    I play bassoon, so I know how difficult that can be for beginners.

    • @yuverao
      @yuverao 5 років тому +8

      Hi I’m a random beginner bassoon coming through

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 5 років тому +11

      It's even hard for intermediate players

    • @jubileeshaw4111
      @jubileeshaw4111 5 років тому +2

      Davis Enns I also play bassoon and it can definitely be difficult at first

    • @joybowman5822
      @joybowman5822 5 років тому +5

      Low notes are harder for me

    • @theenbygxth8199
      @theenbygxth8199 5 років тому +1

      Ive been playing bassoon for 4 years now and its still difficult

  • @alanaguina6753
    @alanaguina6753 6 років тому +275

    Skinny markiplier

  • @weasellikesnoodles
    @weasellikesnoodles 6 років тому +1024

    Looks like you can use that thing to whack violas.

    • @Pleconium
      @Pleconium 6 років тому +60

      that might damage the bassoon though...

    • @jiafeiskinnyproducts
      @jiafeiskinnyproducts 6 років тому +35

      plec You care about the bassoon? It's a trash can hitting a garbage bag

    • @bruh-dq8sx
      @bruh-dq8sx 6 років тому +14

      Pac's Alt okay violas are just basically violins just different strings, what’s the difference?

    • @bruh-dq8sx
      @bruh-dq8sx 6 років тому +11

      Pac's Alt like I’m about the jokes but like really?

    • @earthpcCHClS
      @earthpcCHClS 6 років тому +20

      Valeria Castillo the difference is that violas are basically useless in an orchestra

  • @samvimes1083
    @samvimes1083 5 років тому +95

    I know this is probably sacrilege on this channel but Bassoon is my favourite.

  • @justfeelingirie
    @justfeelingirie 6 років тому +55

    its good to see some bassoon love. double reed, double the pleasure

    • @emmawilliams16
      @emmawilliams16 6 років тому +1

      justfeelingirie 100%

    • @natekite7532
      @natekite7532 6 років тому

      Double reed = double pleasure? No way... I play clarinet and one reed is already bad enough, thanks

  • @rosiemakkapakka
    @rosiemakkapakka 6 років тому +106

    My teacher vs me

  • @kimberlyp_ayyy
    @kimberlyp_ayyy 5 років тому +32

    7:26 is probably the only time Brett didn't look dead inside.

  • @dysfunctional_humanoid
    @dysfunctional_humanoid 6 років тому +442

    Basically my guitar teacher and me... 😂

  • @danielqu
    @danielqu 6 років тому +58

    I'm surprised Brett made a sound.

  • @scubadiva666
    @scubadiva666 4 роки тому +38

    “The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.”
    ― Frank Zappa

    • @mcalad6255
      @mcalad6255 3 роки тому +1

      Totally agree with Zappa! The bassoon has always been one of my favorite instruments. It has something unique in its sound... you can almost taste it: antique furniture smell, fine tobacco and whiskey aroma, leather black sofa, a medieval cottage. Can't explain. And the bassoon starting solo of the Rite of Spring has always brought me goosebumps, since first time I saw Disney's Fantasia as a kid.

    • @davidm1922
      @davidm1922 Рік тому

      I wonder if Zappa knew that bassoon is actually a Baroque and classical instrument (predecessors were the dulcian and shawm).

  • @UtauReni
    @UtauReni 6 років тому +81

    Todd absolutely looks like a bassoonist

  • @erind9535
    @erind9535 6 років тому +118

    Next up "Professional Rubber Chickenist vs Beginner Rubber Chickenist". (Not sure what people who play the rubber chicken call themselves).

    • @jadek8437
      @jadek8437 6 років тому +7

      Will big marvel make a cameo?

    • @mlle7321
      @mlle7321 5 років тому

      Lucy K yesssssss

    • @federicoandre5717
      @federicoandre5717 5 років тому

      I don't personally know any professional "Chickenist," but I actually know a David Chickering, who happens to be a professional cellist. Would that work?

  • @jude51
    @jude51 5 років тому +47

    Bassoonists have entered the chat :')
    *happy that a chanel with so many viewers show this amazing instrument*

  • @leirawhitehart1236
    @leirawhitehart1236 5 років тому +150

    Alternate title:
    Professional bassoon player vs. if Squidward played the bassoon.

    • @jennalistens6235
      @jennalistens6235 5 років тому +3

      Leira Whitehart that’s an insult to squidward

    • @leothesleepingdog6055
      @leothesleepingdog6055 3 роки тому +1

      @@jennalistens6235 squidward is a troll. He plays annoyingly but then when he is serious he hits you with the solitude in e minor

  • @ilifertor
    @ilifertor 6 років тому +37

    After this you owe us the beautiful violin solo in Sheherazade

  • @gill426
    @gill426 5 років тому +27

    I have to say, I've found an entirely new appreciation and admiration for the instrument bassoon and also its players. Bravo!

  • @vivekbooshan9954
    @vivekbooshan9954 6 років тому +377

    One of the hardest instruments to play so not surprised

    • @emmawilliams16
      @emmawilliams16 6 років тому +91

      Vivek Booshan I agree being a bassoonist myself but tbh he wasn’t even putting his fingers on the holes so how was he expecting the notes to change😂😂

    • @unholylime4121
      @unholylime4121 6 років тому +34

      Emma Williams I’m a bassoonist too. I wasn’t too surprised with how the video turned out, seen as bassoon is a very hard instrument

    • @acbioer5406
      @acbioer5406 6 років тому +32

      Lol I played bassoon, the piano, violin and some other instruments (but I didn't take exam for the others). I think the most difficult part of bassoon is just to learn to blow through the reed properly. It took me months😂

    • @JDragn-gr5id
      @JDragn-gr5id 6 років тому +14

      Bassoon is my main instrument and I couldn't help but think of how all The underclassmen bassoonists at my high school sounded. I concur that the bassoon is one of the hardest instruments to play, but I laughed my butt off at how bad our good friend was playing. Are his fingers even on the holes? And if they are is he biting the reed? Or is he just loose-lipping it lmao

    • @sidneyali
      @sidneyali 6 років тому +13

      Nana Piggie is bassoon harder than violin or piano ? It seems everyone here agrees that bassoon is the hardest instrument that was ever conceived.

  • @chrissy1045
    @chrissy1045 6 років тому +47

    I love these because it shows my expectations followed by reality

  • @lilil6753
    @lilil6753 4 роки тому +13

    out of the entire series this bassoonist is one of the best at holding back laughs

  • @andrewp7532
    @andrewp7532 6 років тому +23

    It sounded like Brett was laughing while playing the sorcerer's apprentice.

  • @johnyang4337
    @johnyang4337 6 років тому +118

    Professional clarinet vs beginner clarinet next please

    • @johnpoynter1640
      @johnpoynter1640 6 років тому +4

      check meh sweg Yesss!!

    • @nichkim2002
      @nichkim2002 6 років тому +4

      check meh sweg yeah!

    • @chloway420
      @chloway420 6 років тому

      LMFAO

    • @neolynx_
      @neolynx_ 6 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @carringtonpilon1310
      @carringtonpilon1310 6 років тому +2

      Half of me agrees and the other half is already cringing.
      I’ve been playing clarinet for 12 years now. xD

  • @PalKrammer
    @PalKrammer 3 роки тому +22

    I wonder how long it took Brett to learn the fingering - I think the bassoon has the most complex fingering of all the woodwinds.

  • @kinyakairigi8163
    @kinyakairigi8163 6 років тому +18

    i just can’t get over todd’s vibrato like omg

    • @emmawilliams16
      @emmawilliams16 6 років тому

      Kinya I can’t get over the Jolivet I was like 😱😱😍need to buy that asap

  • @Andrei.Christop
    @Andrei.Christop 5 років тому +57

    brett trying to keep a strait face
    Scheherazade reminds me of 7th Element by Vitas

  • @fallisolation9405
    @fallisolation9405 5 років тому +27

    The professionals face
    IM DYING.

  • @phantom2683
    @phantom2683 6 років тому +52

    Now that Brett has tried the Bassoon, why shouldn't the proffesional bassonist try the violin? 😂

    • @amousenamedjay6638
      @amousenamedjay6638 5 років тому +6

      Phantom 26 I've tried to play my friend's violin before. Maintaining a good bow weight is hard

  • @icecrystal34
    @icecrystal34 6 років тому +15

    As a bassoonist, I love how this exposes people to both how beautiful (and how awful) the bassoon can be! ♡

  • @thenarrator6846
    @thenarrator6846 5 років тому +21

    The professional's face when Brett plays is the funniest

  • @vegetableguitar
    @vegetableguitar 5 років тому +110

    Guys hear me out
    Jazz Bassoon

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln 5 років тому +5

      Skippy Dinglechalks I want to start a band of jazz bassoon & tuba

    • @karaschmidt8152
      @karaschmidt8152 4 роки тому +3

      Thought I was the only one who dared suggest that in public THANK YOU

    • @88_keys_to_my_heart84
      @88_keys_to_my_heart84 4 роки тому +2

      i know this is late but that would be SO sick

    • @vincents187
      @vincents187 4 роки тому

      @@88_keys_to_my_heart84 never too late

    • @kevinli7758
      @kevinli7758 4 роки тому +2

      You guys should look up Paul Hanson