11:18 I feel the same way whenever I come back from holidays because I've been used to using a laptop and when I get home it feels weird how much bigger my monitor is. It isn't even a big monitor, it's actually a bit smaller than regular 1080p monitors (I think it's about 21.5 inches) but it's way bigger than a laptop.
I’ve started using the Carson and Goons colloquialisms and my friends hate it. Examples being, calling them goblins, gremlins, creatures, sea pickles, etc, I use shitty twitch lingo to piss them off like “hang on let me talk to chat”, “yo can we get a baby rage in chat?”, and “can we get a pog in the chat guys?”; among other things. Is this an intellectual play or just a lil munchkin move?
stop mentioning olive garden!! We haven't been able to go to the glorious restaurant since the one 20 mins away closed. The closest one is now 1 hour away. fudge
Schlatt: don't try it
Pokay: i don't even know who you are
420th like...cool
my fat ballz
You tellin me Schlatt out here boolin with the timbs?
Deadass b xD
Schlatt hella looked like a misfit member dude, i only realized it was him once I remembered the face reveal
Bool
Not the yattas!
They call him steel toe.
@@mono.isgtds cause he murdered 10 people with only a pair of steel toe boots back in 1999
Twitchcon stories:
10 mins of pokay actually talking to chat
hold on lemme talk to chat: the movie
Lmao Schlatt is an absolute unit
when i see a plate i have vietnam flashbacks of carson eating meat
M E A T
con *sume*
ｔｈｅ ｍｅａｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｆａｌｌｅｎ
*THE VOID*
*THIS MEAT IS CHILD'S PLAY*
Pokay: Can I get uuuuuuuh, *long plate* ?
Olive garden: *gives him one of each plate plus three smaller plates*
schlatt out here with the yattas
not the yattas
Nobody:
Poke: this house is now a slip n slide
69th like nice
Nice
@SHMOO lol
Nobody:
Dema A.: still thinks this is funny
5:29 a businessman has a nice firm handshake what a surprise
literally nobody:
Pokay: L O N G. P L A T E.
Nobody
Steph Kozlowski: still thinks these are funny
“Aw you’re my favorite pickle baby!”
Beginning of 2019: Big chunger vs shaggy.
End of 2019: L O N G P L A T E F U N N Y
B I G L I O N
The “HE MOVE!” makes me did every time it plays
Pokay: jump in thr lava
Also Pkaoy : WHyY
Ok
Whatanguage
Huh?
true
Poke looks more like the wus poppin guy than schlatt does
NateyCakers the truth I didn’t want but needed
Me imagining schlatt saying Don’t even try it.
Schlatt v Pokay beef 2019, diss track coming soon
nobody:
poke: *falls in lava*
🤣
funny haha meme template lol haha so funny even though it has been repeated a billion times haha still funny
@@octopusstuffy4943 correct
schlatt sounds like he already fought 3 and a half wars jesus
Nobody:
Pokay: i hit my head and got +2 IQ
5Head
Haha funny nobody Haha that hasn't been used 8 million times haha
@@taranzasgs2861 haha yes funny maymayxddd
"Wheres my paycheck"
11:05 I cant find it in the description
ua-cam.com/video/JJITVWeFiYk/v-deo.html
@@itsy3h thanks
0:15 footage of the first man to jump on lava
4:35 That’s my sub! POG
Big pog
he move! zoom zoom zoom!
bro you just posted cringe!
you are going to lose subscriber!
No please, it was a epic I promise
This is such an awesome lil community.
poke where's the animation i checked the description please bro i need it
that schlatt story is terrifying
Do more videos like this. I really enjoyed you just telling stories
I watched this all on stream but I’ll do it again
mfw when i arm wrestle THE sneegsnag
5:54 hes one of us jobros rise up
Why are the only videos I'm early to pokay videos?
Pokay’s iq was raised by two, safe to say it doubled
30 second gang where you at
hol’ up, wait a minute, gotta talk to chat real quick for 11 minutes
11:18 I feel the same way whenever I come back from holidays because I've been used to using a laptop and when I get home it feels weird how much bigger my monitor is. It isn't even a big monitor, it's actually a bit smaller than regular 1080p monitors (I think it's about 21.5 inches) but it's way bigger than a laptop.
Just gonna say this to the start. Yes, long-term train rides are fucking terrifying, a whole new level of curse a whole new level of yikers
Did you achieve a PUTRID level of UberEats?
I’m a little lava boy...watch me buurrrnn
even when poke is not talking to chat, he is talking to chat. what an epic gamer.
schlatt pre-chops doesn't seem like he'd say "don't try it"
schlatt now? without hesitation he would've ripped your arm off
The funniest thing ive heard in this video is the Boomer slaying everyone in smash
Schlatt wearing Timbs is an experience.
schlatts aura... he is the epitome of POWER irl
amazing would buy your twitchcon experience again
longplate turns into bowls and plates
"25 seconds ago"
I wish I was at that bnb. Partly because it’s the smp guys just chilling out, but mostly because I want to see everyone playing smash.
Your profile picture just ruined hollow knight for me
you're welcome for the +2 IQ
NO now he's not an idiot he has double digit iq now
Schlatt our here pulling power moves. He’s a fucking chad.
YEAAAHHHHH DUUUUUUUDDDDDEEE 🤜🤛
I’ve started using the Carson and Goons colloquialisms and my friends hate it. Examples being, calling them goblins, gremlins, creatures, sea pickles, etc, I use shitty twitch lingo to piss them off like “hang on let me talk to chat”, “yo can we get a baby rage in chat?”, and “can we get a pog in the chat guys?”; among other things. Is this an intellectual play or just a lil munchkin move?
As soon as poke said “my 200iq” I knew what he was about to say
while the other main smplive members are gone poke will take over the viewer count levels
Amazing mate
schlatt in timbs
Nobody:
The thumbnail: L o n g P l a t e
it’s our tour of italy plate but i like “long plate” more. i hopes you liked our dessert plates as well, they’re s q u a r e.
also what the fuck the olive garden y’all went to still had gold napkins. the one i work at has white and i hate it i miss the gold napkins.
Nice vid but like what texture pack you using?
“Who is this Misfits looking motherfucker” I CANT IM DYING
of course schlatt was wearing timbs
i miss smp live
"if you go to technoblades recent video and look in the comments in only quotes"
-me 2019
POKE IS FINALLY CAUGHT UP ON VODS! MonkaS!
im ordering my hoodie on tuesday
*Can I buy the long plate?*
HI DAD PLEASE COME HOME WE MISS YOU
Poke actually talks to chat?!
What a first UwU
The links not in the description
im just sitting here smiling,,, i love all of you
Jschlatt is just a businessman alright poke
Jojo reference immediate like I love Abbacchio
Is it bad that I've started talking like you
i have started talking like him too
but i talk like connoreatspants
Favorite goop boi right here
poke is now big brain
Refrain for a minuscule amount of time, Michael, I am required to communicate with my internet conversation area.
Auh my favourite little pickle baby auhhhhh
juice sause
Schlatt got the timbs.
God I like you foot master man
stop mentioning olive garden!!
We haven't been able to go to the glorious restaurant since the one 20 mins away closed.
The closest one is now 1 hour away.
fudge
please make a podcast dad with you and shlatt would be epic time
AW You're my favourite liltle *pickle baby*
dum doo doo dum daa daa dum doo doo dum daa daa
I was just binging older vids from you
ok you asked for an animation and if I can, I shall deliver
Anyone know what resource pack poke is using?
*Hold Up, Wait*
SCREAMIN G
What’s da texture pack
welcome to san andreas, I'm CJ from grove street, land of the gangbangers and growing wheat.
SCHLATT WAS IN THE YATTAS
My favorite little pickle baby
SCHLATT WEARS TIMBS
yo chat does anyone have the clip of pokay talking about the story he mentioned at 9:29
Little pickle baby
He move! Zooooooom!
Leafy? Literally leafy
pokay funny moments podcast
Will the trivia game with Wilbur be uploaded?