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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @ZigZagZipZap
    @ZigZagZipZap 5 років тому +1790

    Poke turn’s into a completely different person when people are around.

    • @vermont6260
      @vermont6260 5 років тому +89

      It’s terrifying

    • @nadaotk
      @nadaotk 5 років тому +39

      @@vermont6260 it's terrific*

    • @nadaotk
      @nadaotk 5 років тому +18

      Wait, that sounds kinda gay

    • @rocu5036
      @rocu5036 5 років тому +1

      duckmz that’s me

    • @nadaotk
      @nadaotk 5 років тому

      @@rocu5036 no

  • @TheOracle...
    @TheOracle... 5 років тому +1160

    everybody gangsta until poke goes: "SMPLive: Tumblr
    "

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +831

    _That title is already setting off a bunch of red flags._

  • @HappySoDuh
    @HappySoDuh 5 років тому +646

    The more i watch your vids the more i talk like you and the more distant my friends become

    • @the_ok_hyena4705
      @the_ok_hyena4705 5 років тому +18

      Im not ganna lie, Thats me

    • @fifi4046
      @fifi4046 5 років тому +66

      I’ve started calling some people onion babies and now they don’t text me back

    • @bwaterbobby
      @bwaterbobby 5 років тому +40

      Me but I'm just becoming an amalgamation of every smplive member

    • @blyat8987
      @blyat8987 5 років тому +2

      I can relate

    • @girthquakr
      @girthquakr 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, I talk about sea pickles and limbs a lot and hit my friends at random while playin MC

  • @torimaritime6955
    @torimaritime6955 5 років тому +120

    "yeah you can say all you want but we're gay"
    -pokay 2019

  • @youngcarlton9079
    @youngcarlton9079 5 років тому +174

    Can we get a video dedicated to Pokay on his most inner thoughts?

  • @rat9366
    @rat9366 5 років тому +250

    I’m giving out free replay buttons of poke screaming like a little girl 8:44

  • @viviolet7
    @viviolet7 5 років тому +370

    9:19 I dunno why everyone bitched at that, he's right, I'm bi but I call myself gay constantly

    • @peanutbutter_pancake
      @peanutbutter_pancake 5 років тому +26

      I do too and the only people that don’t like that is one of my friends cause they are always salty

    • @baconsandwich1887
      @baconsandwich1887 5 років тому +79

      Same tbh, the way I see it you're both gay and straight at the same time, like some kind of Schroedinger's Gay paradox

    • @goldendragon3147
      @goldendragon3147 5 років тому +55

      I do too, but honestly its to avoid being called 'confused', 'just experimenting' or treated as 'waiting to take a side' and to be taken seriously, I do enjoy it more when I can say that I am bi, such as when I'm with my friends. But I would be fine with someone close calling me gay regularly or humorously as long as they still respect bisexuality, and anyone else is entitled to their own opinion and what they do or do not feel comfortable being called, and its okay for people to call bi people gay! :P Have a great day!

    • @stickyfoam799
      @stickyfoam799 5 років тому +17

      Same, I'm bi but I call myself gay all the time

    • @theboochluv
      @theboochluv 5 років тому +7

      the bisexuals are half gays so I mean he’s right

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 5 років тому +26

    Top 5 characters that can defeat Thanos
    5: Motivational Lizard
    4: Bonk
    3: Asspenis 7
    2: Hoba
    1: The Overpowered Hoba

    • @MegamindtheGOAT
      @MegamindtheGOAT 4 роки тому +1

      PastaRoni asspenis 7 and hoba should be swapped

  • @raynova8055
    @raynova8055 5 років тому +47

    There’s more people on tumblr saying NOT to ship smplive streamers than there are actually doing it

  • @bavier6355
    @bavier6355 5 років тому +37

    Arby's: we got the limbs

  • @Daniel-tl6hx
    @Daniel-tl6hx 5 років тому +39

    This footage is ancient cuz James doesnt have his totems or his food van at his base

  • @annmarie1114
    @annmarie1114 5 років тому +12

    "wait, michael, you're not dating antvenom?" dead

  • @nappy2186
    @nappy2186 5 років тому +69

    1:17 cre- cree- creep- creeper
    Aw man

    • @andrive
      @andrive 5 років тому

      AWWW MAAAN

  • @gummysharkz7371
    @gummysharkz7371 5 років тому +29

    i really enjoyed this video. ive been having a rough day and it made me smile. thank you poke

    • @althn
      @althn 5 років тому +1

      goatphia shut up furry

  • @kylergossen2877
    @kylergossen2877 5 років тому +21

    As a biguy™️ I can confirm I am ok with being called gay

  • @alexgrant3139
    @alexgrant3139 5 років тому +27

    Why does harvesting pumpkins look so slow but fast at the same time?

  • @ERROR-uv6ug
    @ERROR-uv6ug 5 років тому +7

    1:18. triggered so much anxiety

  • @fear4173
    @fear4173 5 років тому +35

    Watch out for the Nsfw category, you could find it.

  • @zazu241
    @zazu241 5 років тому +3

    The first time I tried to watched this and the creeper blew up at 1:22 , my computer completely locked up and started making a terrible noise. Thank you.

  • @papyconnors4935
    @papyconnors4935 5 років тому +2

    Seeing him stripe mine made me remember a time when i was stripe mining on 2B2T and i ran into someone also stripe mining, we both stood there for like 5 seconds before digging on block to the left and going on our days

  • @gnarlydude6212
    @gnarlydude6212 5 років тому +6

    This gives me the feel good

  • @Guycze836
    @Guycze836 5 років тому +23

    Every time i get a notification that someone made a new video at 0:00 i know its Pokay

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 років тому +19

    Fortnite X Tumblr event
    Coming soon to the Battle Royale

  • @bocleee
    @bocleee 5 років тому +1

    prostate milking is a haunting combination of words

  • @milkmangreg871
    @milkmangreg871 5 років тому +1

    "Oh that's a career end-er"
    Luma: I guess I'll leave this in

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 5 років тому +3

    I was perfectly sure of my heterosexuality...
    But then i started watching Poke

  • @LoserKinesis
    @LoserKinesis 5 років тому +9

    “Smplive: gay moments”

  • @Anthony8851
    @Anthony8851 5 років тому +2

    Only just realised now that you're intro is literally an amalgamation of:
    SpongeBob, The Simpsons, Dragon Ball, San Andreas & Pokémon.

  • @nizodizo5386
    @nizodizo5386 4 роки тому +1

    when he said "youre streams are like a fever dream", i really related.

  • @TheJRL99
    @TheJRL99 5 років тому +22

    I want Peter Griffin to give me a chin job OwO

    • @scribbledolskrub9332
      @scribbledolskrub9332 5 років тому +1

      You're going to jail for making me read this with my own two eyes

  • @superwarpig13
    @superwarpig13 Рік тому +1

    Poke really be the irl ton-ton

  • @snuffykins
    @snuffykins 5 років тому

    i read the title and fear was the only emotion i could feel for 12 straight minutes.

  • @butterwantschoclate9364
    @butterwantschoclate9364 5 років тому +1

    Plum baby dance

  • @ghidorbruh7140
    @ghidorbruh7140 5 років тому

    Came for Poke, stayed for Michael's mental gymnastics

    • @ghidorbruh7140
      @ghidorbruh7140 5 років тому

      Cat Food *BRO BRO IM NOT GAY BRO I SWEAR BRO IM STRAIGHT I LIKE GIRLS IM NOT FUCKING GAY!!!*

  • @liamturner6424
    @liamturner6424 5 років тому +3

    I like the poke where he just talked about shit, a nice break from his constant state of shitpost like personality

  • @greenphantomog
    @greenphantomog Рік тому +1

    auheauheauh my little sea urchin baby

  • @oliviarasmussen6888
    @oliviarasmussen6888 5 років тому +1

    5:06 is way too true LOL

  • @99baconater
    @99baconater 5 років тому +1

    How does James make the jukebox so fuckin’ loud?!

  • @Drewsinferno
    @Drewsinferno 5 років тому +1

    As a bisexual I can confirm I am a goblin

  • @fr3ak4zo1d
    @fr3ak4zo1d 5 років тому +1

    yes. luna, my baby.

  • @timessrow7764
    @timessrow7764 5 років тому +2

    Poke im a PICKLE BABY PICKLE BABY little man

  • @pines5916
    @pines5916 5 років тому

    Michael's Logic of being gay is like a toddler saying that the earth is flat.

  • @Manofthewoods.
    @Manofthewoods. 5 років тому +2

    When my name is zachary

  • @bonelessbones1176
    @bonelessbones1176 5 років тому

    when I heard the words "prostate milking" I instinctively kicked a hole in my oven door

  • @erysisnthere
    @erysisnthere 5 років тому +1

    lmfao i love the random “STAN BTS” chat it’s so amazing i love that human

  • @squibbb5480
    @squibbb5480 5 років тому

    When Micheal laughs he sounds like a crumbing old man

  • @odeja2431
    @odeja2431 5 років тому

    Everyone gansta till he brings homa back

  • @Always_Nat_1
    @Always_Nat_1 5 років тому

    these videos are a fever dream

  • @BallisticGhast6
    @BallisticGhast6 5 років тому +1

    12:15 I need to know the origin of McLaren Month

  • @dumpsterdiver6531
    @dumpsterdiver6531 5 років тому

    So many great sentences in this video

  • @Axident
    @Axident 5 років тому +5

    pokay more like pogay
    HA! get pranked fool

  • @velociraptor7735
    @velociraptor7735 5 років тому +11

    Poke can you do a full stream with Schlatt's skin on

  • @lescharle4695
    @lescharle4695 5 років тому

    These vids are fever dreams

  • @CTTheGamer
    @CTTheGamer 5 років тому

    “Lieutenant Poke you ain’t got no legs”

  • @TammyW
    @TammyW 5 років тому +10

    Steve says trans rights

    • @viviolet7
      @viviolet7 5 років тому +4

      Herobrine's an enby icon bro

  • @poodledoodle2_live753
    @poodledoodle2_live753 5 років тому +1

    Was I the only one to notice at 9:56 the Stan BTS comment or nah

  • @erinlol4066
    @erinlol4066 5 років тому

    micheal has the same vocal mechanics as my aunt and it's scary

  • @gucciganglilaku
    @gucciganglilaku 5 років тому

    COLD HEAT is iconic

  • @ghostie13
    @ghostie13 5 років тому

    I was like I’ve already seen this is this deja vu but then I realized I was watching the stream HEHSMS

  • @bigmanslopisdeadnowsorry
    @bigmanslopisdeadnowsorry 5 років тому

    anyone notice he's still using the cursed axe

  • @camerontenkel6876
    @camerontenkel6876 5 років тому +4

    Theory: poke has braces or invisaline

  • @kingmorthanox
    @kingmorthanox 5 років тому

    *Vibrates like a sea pickle*

  • @jackstraw2656
    @jackstraw2656 5 років тому +4

    You be talkin bout limbs y’all ever think about givin the arteries any credit?

  • @andreasbuhl8471
    @andreasbuhl8471 5 років тому +3

    moment bruh a be really do this

  • @battylan8376
    @battylan8376 5 років тому +1

    i like this

  • @yaitsCAM
    @yaitsCAM 5 років тому

    His hank venom impression sounds more like TruMU

  • @genzkid.1727
    @genzkid.1727 5 років тому +1

    I eat toilet paper so it wipes on the way out.

  • @lhyfe1394
    @lhyfe1394 5 років тому

    Im gonna see this in perfectly cut screams 8:43

  • @xXgodngunsXx96
    @xXgodngunsXx96 5 років тому

    3:34 is beautiful

  • @scuffedjosh666
    @scuffedjosh666 5 років тому +1

    im scared by the title of this video-
    edit: it was good that i was scared of the title but i still enjoyed the video

  • @Rodpile
    @Rodpile 5 років тому +1

    I pickle and so I must

  • @the-cosm1c
    @the-cosm1c 5 років тому

    Ultra mega geega homa is back

  • @candylych
    @candylych 5 років тому +1

    Four limbs for my four timbs

  • @ETDonRS
    @ETDonRS 5 років тому

    QUALITY CONTENT

  • @systemglitch2293
    @systemglitch2293 5 років тому

    Drinking milk, and then a creeper ran up to u and u did funny laugh. Now computer covered in milk.

  • @kylethomson680
    @kylethomson680 5 років тому +1

    COAL WHEAT

  • @P3rplexer
    @P3rplexer 5 років тому

    OMG I remember watching this stream

  • @LimpIG
    @LimpIG 5 років тому

    plum baby dance at 4:30

  • @Adam-cm3lv
    @Adam-cm3lv 5 років тому +2

    daddy yes

  • @onlyarkangel7
    @onlyarkangel7 5 років тому +1

    *auh intensifies*

  • @andrasreal
    @andrasreal 3 роки тому +1

    pickle

  • @Whalev1
    @Whalev1 5 років тому

    My soup still wasn’t warm after I put it in for 7 minutes

  • @user-lh3oh6jb5j
    @user-lh3oh6jb5j 5 років тому +8

    Not liking the bit that says tumblr but I know it will be a great video.

  • @EvolveInspiration
    @EvolveInspiration 5 років тому +1

    How can he spam click in pvp and still deal so much damage in 1.14

  • @aniketbedade6997
    @aniketbedade6997 5 років тому

    SMP Live : Tumblr?
    What's next? SMP Live : DeviantArt?

  • @kylebruh7130
    @kylebruh7130 5 років тому

    My boy Zachariah

  • @galavant2754
    @galavant2754 5 років тому +1

    Antveminem

  • @JetZV
    @JetZV 5 років тому

    I know you guys said you were kidding about the "You're still gay if you're bisexual" line being a way to end a career, but I think that isn't too far off. If you went to a pride parade and said that aloud, I'm not certain you'd be getting out of there without taking a punch or two.

  • @koralli118
    @koralli118 5 років тому +4

    Make an onion house on Tikket or whatever your modded series is called please!

  • @CyKaZGaming
    @CyKaZGaming 5 років тому +2

    eat

  • @ChandlerMakesVidya
    @ChandlerMakesVidya 5 років тому

    ARBYS ARBYS ARBYS

  • @moon_thyme
    @moon_thyme 5 років тому

    I pulled a hair out of the pad of my big toe with a sewing pin.

  • @joemama-td3no
    @joemama-td3no 5 років тому +1

    they arent my kids

  • @tydesilompe2908
    @tydesilompe2908 5 років тому

    yEah op Hobas back

  • @Cxhyly
    @Cxhyly 5 років тому

    Ant is the real slim shady

  • @unbelievablysuccessfulbusi4940
    @unbelievablysuccessfulbusi4940 5 років тому

    Apparently my mom heard everything you guys said from my room... 🗿

  • @kanebarton3109
    @kanebarton3109 5 років тому

    I’m too lazy to test it out but if you explode tnt around stone does it become cobble or just stay stone when destroyed?

  • @SladePate
    @SladePate 5 років тому

    As a bisexual person I can confirm we are still gay.

  • @star__sh
    @star__sh 5 років тому

    ok pokay