1:12 Jacob is wise in the ways of milk. If you cut whole milk in half, yes, it’s just two half gallons of whole milk, and if you cut a gallon of 2% milk, it is then two half gallons of 2% milk. But my question is what happens when you cut a gallon of skim milk in half. Does it become twice as bad, because there is now two entities of trash, is it half as bad, because now only half of it is in one container, or is it the same level of trash, as no milk was lost, as it was just divided into two containers as opposed to one? I don’t need sleep, I need answers.
Wow, you're such a great person, giving a small UA-camr like Pewdiepie a shoutout. Now he'll finally get some subs! He has a really underrated channel.
I love how this channel is so famous for being basically nothing but being nothing has made this channel something and being something different than everything has made this channel everything so everything is nothing
thank you pewdiepie for inventing the brofist
Ok, this is epic
CallMeCarson what’s your facebook
epic
See ya later bros.....
thank u carson for spreading awareness of pewdiepie's great, groundbreaking invention
Did Carson tape a small mic on a bigger mic to look professional walking around Twitchcon...
Yes yes he did
i was going to say that
He's pulling a gus johnson
Shhhhhhhhhut up
_That’s its nipple_
carson is THE bathroom confirmed
I love you
fucking love you tux
Bro you're like 9 years old
_BOI_
Well its was nice having you around, so long ToksBlerd
3:08 the only man to ever meet Carson’s energy
who is it? what's his name?
tom hoefkens puj33
Believe me, 0:43 didn't seem that way here but he is a chaotic force to be retconed with
@Retikai YT My man!
Retikai YT I really want a collab with Jacob and Carson
“You’ll probably get 50000 views”
Carson: *laughs in 2 million views*
ee was talking about 50,000 viewers on twitch probs not views on youtube
Lol
On twitch
JSOC 2 i came here to comment that XD
Shit, I was about to make that joke
I am NOT Tuxbird
Ok Tuxbird
whatever you say tuxbird
OK tuxbird
Tux trying to impersonate yumi smh
CallMeCarson oh shit what did I start
im glad you were able to capture a struggling artist working
cscoop hows no nut november going
Im unsubscribing
lol
cscoop what'd i do
“He might get 50,000 views”
*gets literally 2.6M views*
pperently in 1month because of the algortihm 3.1 that is 500k moar
3.1 one now LOL
Enigma he were probably talking about 50K concurrent viewers on a stream.
3.2
Eevisu lmao
Welp I’m going to canada
Animals:oh no!
Oh yes
Same lol
24 Frames Of Nick wait hold on
i hate you
You got any double a batteries?
I got a daughter.
This is god tier humor
I want to see more of this man.
Do any of you know if he has a channel
@@DangerDan19 MarsLife is his channel
I died at that
i dont get it ;-;
"do you have any double A batteries"
"I have a daughter"
Who is that?
@@pcfllms puj33
You copied me
G4MI G4MI thanks.
Imom Pro how
U could tell that some people didn’t get Carson’s vibe and that just cringe cuz Carson is totally vibin
😬
Vibing at jail
I like how that guy at 3:06 can out weird Carson casually.
He found his match
The "I have a daughter"-line was hitting Carson on a level he never thought possible
high_im _izaac when you can just out weird Carson with a straight face you know you’ve beaten life
3:08 Carson looks like an elderly woman when he is suprised.
Andre 3st I literally thought the same thing 😂
I hate that this iS TRUE LMAO
I literally despise the fact that this is true
It is late at night please stop I am going to wake up my entire family
He has the body of an elderly women and he has the face of a 14 yr old.
“Do you have any double A batteries?”
“I have a daughter”
“That’s not what I was asking.”
Yeah we watched the video
The Lord Of Spuds do you not know a quote is
GamerGodPlays yeah but you didn’t add a joke you just repeated exactly what happened
@@thelordofspuds8359 Thats what a fucking quote is
are you dumb
@@nathanfabillan1137 OK. But what was the point of putting that quote there.
Carson: “what’s your stream key?”
Alpharad: “...7”
Yeah
nO THATS MY STREAM KEY >:((
;_;7 brave man
He's one of the og streamers
my dad, alpharad
hey that rhymed
4:33 Lauren will regret not giving Carson a brofist
Who...?
It cause she not a bro
What a bitch.
I am ur 1000th like thank me later
It is time now...
when he said “i have a daughter” you could see the fear in Carson’s eyes lmfao
didn't age well at all
"Green is not a primary colour"
"...you got me" *takes sip*
Thanks for repeating exactly what happened
It is tho
green do be a primary colour though if youre talking about light
That guy was not having a good time
@@thelordofspuds8359 what do you have against quotes. I saw you reply to someone else who did this and you said the same thing
Almost everyone there hated Carson because nobody knew who he was lol
German Square until know
Except for alpharad
time flies
Yeah now everyone there hated carson even though they know who he is.
@@gamerman9702know
still love how awkward carson makes people feel like it actually is his superpower
It is hilarious
That’s his fucking stand
Carson just makes everyone uncomfortable
Hrhexd
Twitch streamers are just awkward
Poor Alpha didn't know what to do...
that’s his special ability and his only talent as far as we are aware
It’s just what he does. He clearly likes it.
The fact that this is recommended to me now of all times... it hurts...
all of his videos are popping out in my recommended too !!!!!! it's just so weird seeing him after everything happened .
Sorry babe tommorow is my 18th birthday, we gotta break up
I don’t care
@@uniformape2333 Ok? Then why did you comment? Like stfu LMAO.
@@clotildemoreno8289 right
Carson is that weird kid in school but happens to be even weirder than we thought
0h n0 n0 n0
God Fagitolli and everyone is for some reason chill with it
Keep in mind, he’s ripped
He's the kid who looks weird but is actually an absolute Chad
He's that weird kid but he's the funny one
“Probably get 50,000 views” Carson gets almost a million like a madlad
Yo he meant on twitch dingus. 50k live is 10x more than YT views
Game Boy Oh. But 10x more what than YT?
Yo i think he meant views
EE went so hard
Game Boy r/wooosh
This video is the concept of *glory* & the concept of *victory* wrapped into a burrito and consumed by *Jesus*
But was the burrito microwaved so hot he couldnt eat it
what the fuck is this comment and why do I commend it so much?
Why the fuck are you not verified yet?
3:07 the only mortal known in existence that dared challenge Carson in a battle of straight up weirdness,
see, this is what happens when you're an extrovert *and* socially awkward
Edit: Big oofs to dem likes
Never even knew that was a possible combination of a character.
me lmao
Big mood
I’m happy our knuckles intertwined like a jigsaw puzzle
So you're Fitz and Yumi is Tuxbird. Or am I missing something?
Also according to the description that was probably cob inbetween you.
That’s pretty kinkly
I just finished watching your newest vid too
*FORTNITE THICKEST ASSES*
Alpharad being uncomfortable next to Carson has to be one of the most powerful things I've seen
JoJo meaning
THE WEAK MUST FEAR THE STRONG
*_7_*
I love how alpha is immediately done with Carson's shit.
"You'll probably get 50,000 views"
**Gets 1.2 million**
Drakonus 1.3 million*
@@ashtinnickol216 1.2 million 3 weeks ago
1.6 million
foxrumor 1.7
Narrator voice: "And here we see some brainlets trying to correct an outdated comment..."
Carson: do you have any AA batteries
Streamer: I have a daughter
Potato Patata same thing.
Carson looked so fucking scared lmao
who is that guy he's too funny
I thought he said I have water💀
Im not gay im a gamer It says at the end, puj33
why does your neck have the same *thickness* as your head?
Doge This! Exactly XDD
Doge This! He doesn't have a chin.
6:40 uhh
Because he's an absolute *unit*
@@Cahooba holy shit.
Thank gosh carson is such a good guy and nothing will go wrong with his underaged audience
I was thinking about that lol
Milk is nice
Nice pfp
Grr
@@Xetaas grrr
"Who's your favorite streamer?"
"Callmecarson."
*"He's right."*
A Gay Atheist Ayy ma boi TuxBird
A Gay Atheist
Tuxbird was right
A Gay Atheist tux is always right
excuse me but why the fuck does this comment have 666 likes hmm
hail satan
Carson and James: _Brofists_
Carson: Can you give me a friday's with pewdiepie
James: Yea sure.
....
Carson: *No like-*
This entire video is perplexing to watch.
channel*
I have aids
TUX is the best
4:36 bro why she gotta be so rude like that though smh
Why did you post this twice?
10,000 subs with no vid? did I??
@@catherine-lf7yi yes you did
@@unbannedfinally4411 sometimes youtube decides to post comments twice
Women amirite
0:35 "probably get 50K views"
Carson: "how dare you underestimate my power"
Those are Smash bros commentators and that's how many views they get for actually trying.
On twitch
Alright guys we got Alphas stream key boys
Ladies and Gentlemen... we got him!
1:00
"Can you give me a 'Fridays With Pewdiepie'?"
"Yeah, sure."
*Pure silence*
I couldn’t believe jameskii didnt give him a fridays with pewdiepie
Jameskii got me sleep
Carson: “what’s your stream key”
Toast: uhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhdhd
Hah! This guy's toast.
2:35 btw :)
Hah! Disguised Toast.
the absolute fear in carson’s face at 3:08 is funny everytime
I dont know who that guy is but he is funny as fuck
@@valentinoarnoletto6847 I wish I knew who he was
Logan Whitt I also want to know who that is
update: it’s puj33
Carson: do you wana fight me?
Person: [confusion]
Carson: keep in mind, im ripped
I choked on my drink
@@dicholasdickspinoza4017 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Hackels 😘
Egg
@@dicholasdickspinoza4017 microscopic
3:07 "do you have any AA batteries?"
"I have a daughter."
DanielBProductions who was that lmao
Yes! We too, watched the video.
@@1r495 I don't know
@@1r495 puj33
Lmao it had me dead when Carson slowly just died of laughter
1:12 Jacob is wise in the ways of milk. If you cut whole milk in half, yes, it’s just two half gallons of whole milk, and if you cut a gallon of 2% milk, it is then two half gallons of 2% milk. But my question is what happens when you cut a gallon of skim milk in half. Does it become twice as bad, because there is now two entities of trash, is it half as bad, because now only half of it is in one container, or is it the same level of trash, as no milk was lost, as it was just divided into two containers as opposed to one? I don’t need sleep, I need answers.
No it becomes sk milk and im milk
@@alwaysopen_193 thank you sir
It’s already been a year and the homie is still trying to remember his stream key
2:38
I love toast
He cool
Charlie Bradley toast went bald
turn 2 8.8 sems ok
this is why toast switched to facebook gaming
“Do you have anyone double A batteries?”
“I have a daughter”
pls explain ;-;
_LoganS no
_LoganS he speaks of his daughters chest
Even better.
@@Void_Cube dude it's just a random=funny joke
3:08 look at the shock in Carson's face😂☠️
6:20 ...retract that brofist, he not a bro
That’s not fitz
that aint fitz chief
6:21 *
It isn’t fitz but it’s still a joke that aged poorly
@@sicko033so any joke with fitz doesnt age well?
He still a funny content creator that just made a mistake
Like all humans
Not gunna lie. That straight rudeness at 4:33 triggered me.
Same
Typical
):
he literally asked someone a question and immediately followed up with "shut up"
@@nisio7320 r/woooooooosh
Guy: I don’t want to say the N Word here,
Carson: *literally* *dies*
I know it's been a while since you posted this but I'm pretty sure he said the M Word
Who is that guy?
@@jamieharte3535 puj33
Carson: Do you have any +AA Batteries?
Guy: I have a daughter
Carson: *dies aswell*
Carson do a face reveal
r/woooosh
Lol
his faec is in the vidyeo i think
erea11 omg really??? i thoUght it was his friend??!?!?!?!?!1’
nevvy OmG r/WoOooSh XDXDXDCDCDXCFCFCXD
“He’s probably getting 50,000 views!”
*Laughs in 3M*
Carson’s brain needs to process everything, that’s why he laughs a few seconds later than that the joke is made.
He is a neural net processor, a learning computer.
This is one of the reason Carson only has friends on the internet
"Do you want to fight me?"
"What?"
"Keep in mind, I'm ripped."
why does this pop up in my recommended today.
Yeah
Ikr I was so sad
I was looking for one of these comments
@@matthewvelasco6376 same
"do you have any double A batteries"
"I have a daughter"
" can it charge my remote?"
Well at least it can turn something on 😎
@@EvilEmu-re5nj ...
That's... Pretty good.
I dont know, is she still in high school
0:35 "you'll probably get 50,000 views"
meanwhile, he is at one million
Sad reflection of the smash scene viewership
Yup
TWITCH views
1.5m now
1.6m
Wow, you're such a great person, giving a small UA-camr like Pewdiepie a shoutout. Now he'll finally get some subs! He has a really underrated channel.
I hope he shoutouts t-series next time
I can't condone the actions of this homosexual man.
2:37 finally someone i know
Oh shit its ricegum
Dániel Gáspár lol
Disguised toast
Lorenzo Benini Oh so the backstabber
@@yunhyy I am not a backstabber
Carson: "Do you have any AA batteries?"
puj33: "No, but I have a daughter."
Carson: "..."
Carson: "So your home address is?"
I think that guy was one of the few people whose pure randomness outmatched Carson’s
Who was that guy he was so funny
@@Ben-rt5jt puj33 on twitch
3:08 "Do you have any double A batteries?"
"I have a daughter."
I'm ded
Explain
I'm dad*
She must be full of energy and a positive person with a negative side.
This video is going to be used as evidence in a harassment court.
Carson: "Do you have any double A batteries?"
"I have a daughter-"
Carson: . . .
**
that didnt age well
@@no-fl7lu yeah....like milk.
@@no-fl7lu Ah yes, you couldn't resist. Such a clever and witty joke eh? Must be proud of yourself. Making jokes at other people's expense.
I love how this channel is so famous for being basically nothing but being nothing has made this channel something and being something different than everything has made this channel everything so everything is nothing
No fricking clue what you just said, but I agree.
deep
Makes sense👌
My Brain hurts
I think I just had a mini stroke
does anyone also notice how carson just looks like a thumb at 6:40
Wtf
.
🐈🖕
Ok
4:37 that girl looks like she was purposely being rude, even though Carson prob gets more views lol
Rude? Carson was the one being rude and weird. Not funny at all.
@@user-wq9mw2xz3j ur mom giey
Rackie r/woooooooooosh
I Eat Glue no u
Rackie he wasn’t either of those he walked over and said “can i get a brofist” nothing about that is weird of rude
4:54 they never knew that they they would play Among Us together.....
Alpharad sounds so confident in his answer XD
The funny thing is, I completely didn't notice that was alpharad
in this video Carson looks like he doesn't have a head, hes just full neck
This video?
@@blurrypixels6054 in every single one
He attacc
He protecc
but most importantly
he n e c c
0:42 I never thought I'll see Alpharad and Carson in the same video
Same lol
Top 10 anime crossovers
It was the crossover we never knew we needed
Same dude, never thought my 2 dads would unite
0:54 this dude is so high, probably sat down to calm down, then carson comes
The amount of awkwardness yet sheer power this man emits has forced me to fall in love with him.
Hes taught me immense confidence
Thats gay, I’m not trying to say anything or anything.
I didn't realise how true this was until I watched the video again with this in mind.
Unlike Poki
HaH! you don't know me ;)
2:55 me when I'm lost in the hood
Joel bilyo oof
This comment deserves more likes
Lol I peed a lil
What was he going to say? I don’t get the “I don’t want to say the n word here” joke
Joel bilyo what was he going to say?
The most extreme version of *stream sniping*
Do you have any double A batteries?
*no but I have a daughter*
WHAT DOES IT MEAN PAUL
(the guy looked like a Paul)
I subscribed to Yer Dad because yer dad is a bin weevil
@@wilson2369 this nigga actually did it
@@smallnuts9327 bin weevils have hard flex so I have to subscribe aswell
Who’s here after, y’know right?
Me. He be brofisting streamers and minors ;(
Yep UA-cam algorithm picks it’s moments and this appearing rn is not a good one
CallMeencarsonated
Yup
@@haden5541 doesn’t mean it wasn’t right but it was a 2 year difference it’s not that much
Carson’s laugh is the best thing in the UNIVERSE
Fight me if you think otherwise
Ok lets fight in fortnite playground
I don't think otherwise but i wanna fite
I'll fucking fight you if you don't edit your comment to say universe instead of world
Squawk Hawk I’ll fight you but keep in mind I’m ripped
Alright, let's play Murder MinerZ
*Never forget when mr.krabs sold spongebob's soul for 62 cents*
Ken yu fell it nao mester krebs
Underrated comment
5:34, Wait, Who's he talking to? There's nobody there tf
fookin ghuostos
😱
It's obviously the column next to him
* Cough* paid actor * cough *
He must be insane
are you blind???! it’s a guy in a fortnite bush costume!! how illiterate are you?!
This might be the most wholesome video on the site. The vibes are immaculate
2:01 together they can defeat Thanos
hiheyhi lol that’s jayingee a roblox youtuber
Klaivez thats not jayingee thats jameskii
Klaivez that’s Jameskii, I’d be disappointed if James ended up being a family friendly Roblox UA-camr who makes some shite videos.
Carson: What’s ur stream key?
Alpharad: 7
2:53 “Your edgy eyes were... I don’t wanna say the n word here” lmaooo
What is the n word? Theres no way he was talking about THE N word
The "m" word
@@thatonepseudotwin7775 wt the m word be???
EXPLAINNNN
Only a guess...but the only word I found that makes sense is marking...but he could just be saying it for confusion purposes
@@thatonepseudotwin7775 ahhh. ok thnx i can die in peace now
3:08 Carson is in more visible confusion than 4 y/o me when my mom says she has eyes in the back of her head
The fact that you met Alpharad at Twitchcon made my day.
"You will probably get 50,000 views." gets 250,000 views in 11 hours like a boss
2IA *views time*
4:53 "Soy el baño?"
"Sí, señor."
I love toast.
Toast
At 2:18 there is a guy with a cyber punk hood 2 years before it came out he waited a long time
Cyberpunk was in development for 7 years.
Hey look, it’s American SootHouse
no
Better SootHouse*
yes
*OIL*
*cursed*
"Its Saturday my dudes"
callmecarson: "Im not using that."
"Whaaat Whyy"
why did that make me feel bad for him
That Fitz brofist now hurts to watch
its not fitz
@@phill1420 it is
@@massiveeyebrows4482 its not
@@massiveeyebrows4482 its a joke
@@phill1420 no its him trust me
The uncomfort in corsairs eyes made me physically sick
His name isn't Corsair
Collin Turner yes it is you freaking dumbass
Collin Turner dumbass
it's discomfort but okay
He was clearly thinking about Carson's names fucking ingrates
I’m glad to see disguisedtoast featured in such a masterpiece
3:07
*Rare footage of Carson getting confused in 0.1 seconds*
Carson: wants fist bump
Trihex: *visible confusion*
Also Carson: "Now you gotta say seeya later bros."
Also Trihex: *"OH-"*