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  • @jbasti227
    @jbasti227 7 років тому +2472

    "When was the last time you slept Jared?"
    "Absolutely David."

    • @elprofesor170
      @elprofesor170 6 років тому +6

      I thought he said Dated

    • @CharlesLijt
      @CharlesLijt 6 років тому +52

      This is his pinnacle moment of his career, i laughed so fking hard right now.

    • @lokeshsah7
      @lokeshsah7 5 років тому +5

      This got me laughing for hours.

    • @asdfghjk684
      @asdfghjk684 5 років тому +8

      His eyes after he said that... I'm dying.

    • @steveno4324
      @steveno4324 4 роки тому

      @@asdfghjk684 you got me dead bro

  • @Supercereal4
    @Supercereal4 5 років тому +730

    "What if, pied piper was an app that attracted rats"
    Mike Judge's six year foreshadow

    • @garrettk7166
      @garrettk7166 5 років тому +16

      Haha, i had the exact same observation when i watched this video today. Legendary foreshadow.

    • @maxtaylor12
      @maxtaylor12 4 роки тому +9

      Holy fuck I didn’t realize

    • @joey-re1xi
      @joey-re1xi 4 роки тому +16

      Garrett K i mean sorta, but it’s probably because in the fairy tale Pied Piper the hero leads rats away from town

    • @maxtaylor12
      @maxtaylor12 4 роки тому +6

      @@joey-re1xi You're an idiot

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 4 роки тому +3

      "Which one? Which one? Which one?"

  • @yourjunes
    @yourjunes 7 років тому +603

    I really love how Gilfoyle gives Jared shit like he would anyone, but when Jared talks Gilfoyle listens to him and considers his plans and advice, because he knows that despite all Jared's weirdness he's about the most composed and reasonable person in Pied Piper.

  • @meiji4785
    @meiji4785 7 років тому +928

    "I will find some hoes to prioritize behind you" That is the sweetest sentence I have ever heard.

    • @visualsno
      @visualsno 6 років тому +71

      It's sexist but it's about friendship

    • @randomuser66438
      @randomuser66438 5 років тому +18

      @@visualsno No, no. It's sexist AND it is about friendship. Perfect.

    • @mortthereefer3343
      @mortthereefer3343 5 років тому +2

      Yee

  • @suncore598
    @suncore598 7 років тому +1143

    Jared's mentions of his childhood are downright heartbreaking.

    • @SLSAMG
      @SLSAMG 7 років тому +88

      That explains the night terrors.

    • @DuncanDisordely
      @DuncanDisordely 6 років тому +99

      "Okay, we just need to find it. I found my retainer in the school dumpster. I found my biological father in a militia up in the Ozarks." So many follow up quetstions.

    • @DashCat9
      @DashCat9 6 років тому +40

      I love how we're slowly learning more and more about his backstory through little things like that.

    • @davyroger3773
      @davyroger3773 6 років тому +14

      suncore598 it’s hilarious “ uncle Jerry’s game” lol

    • @Dariusissocool
      @Dariusissocool 6 років тому +6

      I’m late but all his old friends are all really old ladies

  • @TheSecondBeef
    @TheSecondBeef 7 років тому +517

    "Don't weaponize my faith in you against me"
    Damm that struck me in a weird way,wasn't expecting that

  • @jammadamma
    @jammadamma 7 років тому +286

    Jared is such a terrifying sweetheart

  • @DonC23
    @DonC23 7 років тому +444

    "we're not here to tell you what to do with your rats, we're here to get you rats STAT" lmfao

    • @LifewithLucy.2019
      @LifewithLucy.2019 4 роки тому +9

      DonC and as some other people have mentioned, that was eventually the ending of pied piper

    • @UncleJoey619
      @UncleJoey619 4 роки тому +1

      he said that as I was reading the comment

  • @adirx20
    @adirx20 7 років тому +1904

    This actor is UNDERRATED

    • @unimprenditore
      @unimprenditore 7 років тому +70

      Adir Sason I would give him some crazy bad guy role in a film

    • @sadesemolu
      @sadesemolu 7 років тому +78

      So true. That episode when Jared was channeling his inner Chen on the phone scared me bc how good he could switch up between the two characters.

    • @123Crew123
      @123Crew123 6 років тому +10

      which one?

    • @robynd4546
      @robynd4546 5 років тому +45

      I love Zach Woods, he's pretty big on The Office but he deserves more recognition

    • @rushellebernard4490
      @rushellebernard4490 5 років тому +5

      I swear !!

  • @josh043p6
    @josh043p6 7 років тому +551

    Has Zach Woods won an Emmy for supporting comedic actor?? If not, it's a crime against humanity!!!!

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 5 років тому +88

    7:30 his little “thank you” is so genuine it just makes it so much better

  • @evilhutdug4665
    @evilhutdug4665 5 років тому +107

    Jared is the backbone of the company
    He hides his pain in darkness

  • @Janon48
    @Janon48 8 років тому +1369

    Judging from this clip, Jared's main areas of interest are:
    1. Butt stuff
    2. Julia Roberts
    3. Bird watching
    4.Vague Hitler references

    • @bouncyoink1234
      @bouncyoink1234 8 років тому +84

      1822138 don't forget the SWOT analysis

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 7 років тому +6

      1st one is wrong, the butt stuff was the other guy

    • @TheMagneticChicken
      @TheMagneticChicken 7 років тому +71

      5.The concept of friendship

    • @illKiller6
      @illKiller6 7 років тому +56

      5. Pivoting

    • @skinkscat
      @skinkscat 7 років тому +10

      And girls/sex(ism)

  • @TheGreendragon1001
    @TheGreendragon1001 7 років тому +287

    I sent him one last angry "bro." Can you make a bro angry? Well, he made this bro angry.

  • @Nhevreno
    @Nhevreno 7 років тому +200

    "are you trying to say bros before hoes?" "Its sexist but its about friendship" lmao

  • @Dochirin
    @Dochirin 7 років тому +242

    Jared is the character I didn't give a fuck about in season 1 and by season 3 he's my favorite character.

  • @purplehaze1560
    @purplehaze1560 6 років тому +179

    The writers are geniuses....one of the most unique characters I've seen in a long time XD

    • @claudiam2474
      @claudiam2474 3 роки тому +1

      Yes but forza roma sempre

    • @randombutspecific
      @randombutspecific 2 роки тому +3

      A lot of it is also Zach woods’ brilliance. Some of these lines are improvised

    • @Drerunsit16
      @Drerunsit16 8 місяців тому

      Things can't be "most unique" because unique means there is no other like it in existence. If there were superlatives relative to "unique," then there would be more than one and it would not be unique.

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Drerunsit16 you're unique, bud

    • @Drerunsit16
      @Drerunsit16 2 місяці тому

      @@heatherperleberg7816 Thanks 😊

  • @ezas533
    @ezas533 7 років тому +205

    Lmao "if my mother was naked and dead in the street, I would not cover her body with that jacket"

  • @msmay1312
    @msmay1312 7 років тому +169

    It's true. "This guy fucks." I love him so much from the start. He's so cute.

  • @kxflory
    @kxflory 7 років тому +109

    "Jared, clear this. Get all of the smoke out of it, otherwise it damages the device." Lol

  • @yourjunes
    @yourjunes 7 років тому +85

    "What is negging?"
    "It's a manipulative sex strategy used by lonely chauvinists."

    • @wokangoman
      @wokangoman 7 років тому +2

      Fancy Food Fight r/theredpill in a nutshell lmao

  • @brianaxel1401
    @brianaxel1401 8 років тому +707

    Which one, which one... Which one

  • @sorinalexandrucirstea1994
    @sorinalexandrucirstea1994 7 років тому +105

    5:00 always cracks me up "Absolutely David" xD

  • @ClothyCentral
    @ClothyCentral 8 років тому +367

    im puttin on hats

    • @gabrielagbese1945
      @gabrielagbese1945 8 років тому +8

      julia roberts!!!

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 6 років тому +5

      Kon. M One of my favorite references haha

    • @alex0589
      @alex0589 6 років тому +6

      the best line delivery

  • @modiabcomedy
    @modiabcomedy 7 років тому +301

    Dinesh: I wasn't joking
    Gilfoyle: Were not friends
    Jared: See this is hilarious

  • @KalravSrivastava
    @KalravSrivastava 5 років тому +49

    15:26 😂😂
    At the end, the way Richard said "WTF" as if he is so personally offended 😂😂

  • @meinsouza
    @meinsouza 8 років тому +169

    Jared is such a reasonable guy....they really need him!!

    • @KillaManjaroh
      @KillaManjaroh 6 років тому

      Marcelo Souza Good to see you Ryukenden!

  • @kevinhurd8553
    @kevinhurd8553 6 років тому +53

    “I celebrated earlier this morning” Jared’s face after this cracks me up so much

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 4 роки тому +41

    "Chat Roulette used to be for social media but they pivoted to become a playground for the sexually monstrous."
    One of the best lines in comedic history.

  • @katzen3314
    @katzen3314 7 років тому +314

    Would yo be very interested, somewhat interested, or not interested...
    Which one?
    Which one?
    Which one?

  • @SABERSVOID
    @SABERSVOID 4 роки тому +12

    jesus christ he always looks and sounds like he's on the verge of tears, i love it

  • @Dachero
    @Dachero 7 років тому +152

    - Sorry Django..
    - Django??
    - Unchained ...

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 6 років тому +2

      Dachero that was hilarious

    • @austinmetcalf7505
      @austinmetcalf7505 5 років тому +5

      Widely underrated as one of the best jokes in the show.

  • @smoothcriminal28
    @smoothcriminal28 8 років тому +409

    One of the funniest humans on Earth atm.

    • @_JellyDonut_
      @_JellyDonut_ 8 років тому +52

      I agree, he might be the best actor on the show

    • @niemanickurwa
      @niemanickurwa 7 років тому +14

      In a show of greats, he is the greatest.

    • @sltho
      @sltho 7 років тому +2

      Ozzy jonah ryan is a specimen too

    • @jared9643
      @jared9643 7 років тому +1

      Who is Ozzy Jonah Ryan?

    • @alec1115
      @alec1115 7 років тому +2

      He's a character on the show Veep.

  • @andrewnagengast2349
    @andrewnagengast2349 8 років тому +719

    I applied to an I.T. job earlier this month and I swear to God, my interviewer/future supervisor looks and sounds JUST LIKE JARED!

    • @alineoliveirasilva54
      @alineoliveirasilva54 8 років тому +2

      Andrew Nagengast this was probally a strange situation in RL

    • @fixafix69
      @fixafix69 8 років тому +13

      Andrew Nagengast
      because you were in Silicon Valley

    • @gus305
      @gus305 8 років тому +4

      Andrew Nagengast did you get the job?

    • @andrewnagengast2349
      @andrewnagengast2349 8 років тому +26

      Gus, yes actually! I have been working there for a bit under 3 weeks now haha

    • @gus305
      @gus305 8 років тому +20

      Andrew Nagengast Congratulations on getting that job, I'm sure it took more than just mere "luck," to get it. I'm glad your hardworking and dedication came to fruition

  • @mistressofmusic21
    @mistressofmusic21 7 років тому +110

    Jared reminds me of Dobby because he's sweet and sensitive.

  • @ivylzhu223
    @ivylzhu223 7 років тому +63

    Idk if anyone else has noticed, but Russ's talent is fast and accurate observations

    • @davisnicholas9123
      @davisnicholas9123 7 років тому +18

      Ivy Lee everything he ever said turned out to be absolutely correct

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 роки тому +1

      @@davisnicholas9123 but he did imply that Dinesh was a terrorist

    • @azrifarhanhanif2975
      @azrifarhanhanif2975 3 роки тому +3

      @@bobobsen dinesh did do the whole suicide bombing parody using pineapple

  • @shlokzsharma
    @shlokzsharma 8 років тому +385

    15:00 “It's a 2001 casino heist film starring Julia Roberts and 11 men.”

    • @bitterbum1
      @bitterbum1 6 років тому +30

      the julia roberts running joke is one of the funniest things about this show

  • @TheBAMEYER13
    @TheBAMEYER13 8 років тому +83

    19:02 "Jared, nice. Using that dick." I'm crying

  • @tuanjim799
    @tuanjim799 7 років тому +161

    Man this guy is fucking hilarious. I wonder how much of it is the show's writing, and how much is Zach Woods improvising.

    • @krisaldbala6537
      @krisaldbala6537 7 років тому +64

      I think the cast of The Office and Silicon Valley said that he improvises a lot and everyone praised him for being hilarious on set.

  • @fei-feiross5170
    @fei-feiross5170 6 років тому +72

    his little dark moments are priceless

  • @Eric-jb1ym
    @Eric-jb1ym 7 років тому +81

    "That's a kind invitation" classic Jared

  • @meinsouza
    @meinsouza 8 років тому +136

    "Maybe you sweat through your Uretra" LMFAO...Jared is so oblivious funny

  • @rahrahraichu7310
    @rahrahraichu7310 7 років тому +64

    I've never felt like I was anyone's bro before. The only people who've used that term with me were assailants.

  • @jessnjon15
    @jessnjon15 6 років тому +45

    Zach Woods is an excellent actor and I would love to see him in more, the dude Fucks.

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 7 років тому +63

    When she added "as a woman" to my rights he just stopped and looked like oh shit I have to think about this one and that's such a hilarious and accurate interpretation

  • @ElyzaHalpern
    @ElyzaHalpern 7 років тому +210

    "Oh Donald you've come undone!" lololol

  • @robromeo3857
    @robromeo3857 7 років тому +40

    "Do you think maybe you sweat from your urethra?" is the best

  • @buddyroach
    @buddyroach 5 років тому +30

    6:05
    richard: you can make bros angry?
    jared: well hes made this bro angry.
    lmao

  • @Vladkhanthehun
    @Vladkhanthehun 7 років тому +65

    I think that's the most cheerful person I've heard quote Hitler. 11:40

  • @titohmizoEpicAMVs
    @titohmizoEpicAMVs 7 років тому +189

    the driverless car scene from season 1 should be in this video.......it was hilarious .

  • @edpolk1262
    @edpolk1262 7 років тому +442

    Jared is funnier than Erlich.

    • @Keoniiii
      @Keoniiii 4 роки тому +4

      ed polk Ecuador you don’t expect him to be that’s why Lmao

    • @suhailmall98
      @suhailmall98 3 роки тому

      So much funnier

  • @SirLancelotized
    @SirLancelotized 7 років тому +61

    I want a montage of Jared just saying nice things.

  • @skullguy8504
    @skullguy8504 8 років тому +256

    Walter White- "I am the one who knocks!"
    Jared Dun- "I am the one who fucks."

  • @specifikmc
    @specifikmc 4 роки тому +7

    "I have a fragile posterity, my aunt used to call me Glasshole" will always be my favourite Jared quote.

  • @jordansullivan5764
    @jordansullivan5764 7 років тому +28

    Like when someone says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods they can take your binoculars. #relatable

  • @irreplaceable02
    @irreplaceable02 7 років тому +52

    "Absolutely, David."

  • @benaronov5600
    @benaronov5600 8 років тому +645

    Yes it's sexist but it's about friendship. Haha

  • @JohnBonini
    @JohnBonini 6 років тому +11

    9:16 Your new tenant is Jared Dunn. His rent will be exceedingly reasonable and his utilities will be included. He speaks German in the night.

  • @_mel_9953
    @_mel_9953 4 роки тому +9

    “We’ve got a great name, we’ve got a great team, we’ve got a great logo, and we’ve got a *great* name.” Why am I laughing so hard

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 7 років тому +19

    That Patagonia vest is the most mom like thing ever

  • @MQXM001
    @MQXM001 4 роки тому +8

    His delivery is some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in my life

  • @BL-mf3jp
    @BL-mf3jp 7 років тому +14

    "Every day here has been like that shopping spree scene". Best character

  • @ronvlaarsvar6867
    @ronvlaarsvar6867 6 років тому +14

    Spotted him calling Gilfoyle "Gilf" a few times. A nice wee quirk

  • @IP321
    @IP321 5 років тому +9

    6:42 it's been 4 years since S2, and only now I realize what Jared means by "celebrating the moment this morning" Thanks to Russ

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 4 роки тому

      That part’s so awkward lmao

  • @alexwuschke5329
    @alexwuschke5329 6 років тому +13

    I always keep an eye out for when jared wears his green vest. His best moments always occur when he wears it!

  • @TinaThompsonPlayingtheField
    @TinaThompsonPlayingtheField 7 років тому +34

    Oh Donald! You've come undone.

  • @Axe1524
    @Axe1524 5 років тому +27

    I think he’s the best actor on the show.

  • @theweeklydaily2024
    @theweeklydaily2024 5 років тому +14

    anyone else notice at 3:30 he says “what if Pied Piper was an app that could attract rodents.”
    foreshadowing af. lol

  • @PaulyGutes
    @PaulyGutes 6 років тому +6

    That Django line always gets me. I've watched it 1000 times and it's still hilarious every single time.

  • @TrevorDBrown
    @TrevorDBrown 5 років тому +17

    23:20 - Jared learning to be human.

  • @amandamichelletenney
    @amandamichelletenney 7 років тому +38

    Oh, Donald, you've come un-DUNN!

  • @Superbl0bby
    @Superbl0bby 4 роки тому +10

    I like how Jared progressively becomes eviler as the show goes on. I could not imagine the Jared from Season 1 becoming the same Jared that breaks down the intern in season 6

  • @GodsNode
    @GodsNode 7 років тому +11

    15:14 One of the best scenes in Silicon Valley.

  • @fundayazc8934
    @fundayazc8934 7 років тому +19

    "which one? ... which one? ... which one? ..."

  • @adriancastro3232
    @adriancastro3232 7 років тому +6

    He is my favorite character for sure, some of his lines are the funniest on the show

  • @itsalwaysliz7291
    @itsalwaysliz7291 8 років тому +23

    I knew this video was going to be good as soon as I heard Purity Ring.

  • @JohnDemetriou
    @JohnDemetriou 6 років тому +11

    Best of Jared is every scene with Jared in.

  • @Nexic37
    @Nexic37 5 років тому +13

    Jerad predicted the end of Pied Piper when he was trying to pivot the idea

  • @grantwoolard
    @grantwoolard 5 років тому +6

    Best character on the show

  • @colinr4860
    @colinr4860 7 років тому +32

    Absolutely, David....

    • @colinr4860
      @colinr4860 7 років тому +2

      Oh, Donald, you've come undone!!

  • @phantomx55
    @phantomx55 7 років тому +62

    As a product of forced adoption I can assure you there are consequences

  • @IntensePeppers
    @IntensePeppers 7 років тому +31

    I'm puttin on hats!

  • @balletboy94
    @balletboy94 6 років тому +9

    He's like a dark version of the immortal Kenneth the page and his weird backstory. "I've had my share of squirrel tail and rock soup. We also knew lean times."

  • @m138jewski
    @m138jewski 7 років тому +41

    My aunt used to call me glasshole lol

    • @ruhappy2126
      @ruhappy2126 6 років тому +1

      Mike M so..You can take it from me.

  • @Isaic02
    @Isaic02 5 років тому +11

    Jared is awesome! Truly inspirational!! And I say that with almost no sarcasm.

    • @Isaic02
      @Isaic02 5 років тому

      I finished the video. Now it’s no sarcasm.

  • @nicolahannigan433
    @nicolahannigan433 4 роки тому +4

    my favorite thing is that Zach was voted most likely to improv on set by his castmates so some of these zingers were probably his ideas

  • @hectoralvarez7811
    @hectoralvarez7811 7 років тому +43

    if anyone had a fucked up childhood, it was Jared.

  • @argonurcahyo5322
    @argonurcahyo5322 6 років тому +24

    I'm curious about how was his childhood. "Young Jared" should be made.

  • @buddyroach
    @buddyroach 5 років тому +14

    Jared is a sleeper agent.

  • @emilnedev4738
    @emilnedev4738 4 роки тому +3

    Great acting - it’s almost like he’s really living his role!!!

  • @AlejandroRamos-dz5xb
    @AlejandroRamos-dz5xb 6 років тому +7

    22:36
    -Richard?
    -Yes?
    -We have a secret :)
    It's amazing how something so simple can be so hilarious xDDDDDDD

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 4 роки тому

      Richard’s awkward “yeAh” makes it even better lmao

  • @OaksWolf1896
    @OaksWolf1896 4 роки тому +3

    "Everyday here has been like that shopping spree scene, I'm putting on hats"
    That gets me everytime

  • @shiny781
    @shiny781 7 років тому +16

    Wish I could be as satisfies as Jared in real life

  • @muffindrawzz
    @muffindrawzz 2 роки тому +1

    3:29 was such a good call back in the season six finale

  • @otacon6566
    @otacon6566 3 роки тому +1

    "Well what you did took incredible guts and the fact that it probably won't make a difference makes it all the more meaningful."
    I think I just found my new best friend.

  • @thomaskeane6495
    @thomaskeane6495 5 років тому +1

    This is one of the best tube compilations ever 🙏👍🤗❤️

  • @JonnyMom5
    @JonnyMom5 7 років тому +22

    The best was clearing the bong I died😂😂

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 8 років тому +29

    I laughed out loud through this whole video. His fucking hilarious!!

    • @knanda2192
      @knanda2192 8 років тому +2

      Neghie Thervil *he is

  • @swarajbaral6416
    @swarajbaral6416 3 роки тому +2

    Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN !!!!!

  • @jsoo67
    @jsoo67 4 роки тому +5

    10:46 never gets old, holy shit.