Silicon Valley | Season 1-5 | The Best of Jared Dunn
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2018
- A compilation of the best Jared Dunn moments from all five seasons of Silicon Valley. Enjoy!
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If Jared were a real person I would definitely want him in my life. So loyal, sensitive, intelligent and uniquely weird.
and adorable (〃'▽'〃)
And almost certainly a murderer
I've met people like that in real life and sadly they are overlooked and misunderstood. Weirdness is not always received as well in the real world and people often go by first impressions.
He is the male version of a former girl boss I had. Hardcore ride or die for the company
You won't say that now.
Jared is basically stuck in an endless college group project.
This is golden 😂😂😂😂
Sounds like a living hell, poor guy
Project Manager life
Except all the members of the group are competent
@@shreyasarur Half the time. The other half their incompetence is at biblical levels.
All the disturbing things Jared reveals about his past leaves me stunned over how he is able to function as a human being.
In real life, he probably wouldn't. Unless he has EMDR or somatic experiencing therapy. Most of us IRL with trauma find it difficult x
I think he’s clearly just functioning on the edge
suncore598 ....with a smile on his face, no less
Not everyone ends up derranged after a hard life, some people grow up to be thankful for better terms and humble. It's an american myth that trauma is the excuse for everything bad. I know people who went trough hell and war and still function as normal buetiful people. You didn't have war in america lately? You wouldn't know what 4 years in hell occupied city and under grenades mean, and people still act good and normal.
Everybody that grew up in foster care winds up homeless and hearing voice fact
The fact that the "Best of Jared" is the longest one of these videos shows how funny he is everytime he has screentime, Favourite character in the show for sure
Lucas A both the actor and the writing are amazing.
Both him and Russ are the best
nononono jian yang is the man
@@NightMythHunter you spelt Ron Laflamme wrong :(
Jared is the Creed of Silicon Valley
this actor is a genius
His name is Zach woods
FooBar Maximus ok nerd
@@foobarmaximus3506 needs to start doing Kegels.
@@foobarmaximus3506 you dick. you DICK. YOU DICK. FUCK YOU
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I always liked reading Zach Woods interpretation of this character, that he deliberately modelled him after the ridiculousness selflessness of moms. Like how some moms will spend hours cooking for their family only to eat over the sink. It's really funny seeing that dialed up to 11 in the body of a human scarecrow.
He’s actually said he based it off his own mom
Oh my gosh I see it now. That's awesome
ues this is correct; and after I hear him said that, I totally got it
Jared in the driverless car politely referring to the car as 'Mr Car' will never get old.
I am now calling all the self driving taxis around town "Mr. Car"
This character is GOLD. Shrouded in a dark past and his loyalty to Richard is borderline certifiable. But this guy does fuck.
OMG how he fucks! :D
I liked how you quoted Russ Hunneman
"we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and just killed our first few villagers"
Shit, Jared was always 12 steps ahead.
Yep. You know “blood boys” are a real thing too? Fucking Silicone Valley.
Lol, Jared and Russ are clearly oracles or clairvoyants of some kind. Russ intuitively knew that Jared fucks and he sized up Erlich so accurately that he immediately chose to shun him.
And Jared foretold covid19. These men are not mere mortals.
Yea, Ebola was bad.
@@spiralingsphere3785 ebola? Lol
@@spiralingsphere3785try COVID
i love that he is soo weird to the point he makes Richard seem very normal
Like Zack Snyder JL looks very normal as opposed to Joss Whedon’s
"I have a sensitive posterior. My aunt calls me "glasshole"." -- This is one of the most genius lines ever.
Silicon Valley is peak comedy. Every fucking character is hilarious in a completely distinct way. Even smaller characters like dr. Crawford and Russ
don’t disrespect Russ like that he billionize for breakfast 😂
"I had a stuffed animal named Winnie- I mean, it wasn't technically an animal. I took a ziploc bag, and I stuffed it with newspaper, and then I drew a smile on it."
Jared is the kind of guy that is kind, loyal and never backstab you. But is also the kind of guy nobody wants to hang out with. Life is not fair.
I mean, he did make a death threat based on very little provocation. He also seems to travel back to past trauma a lot. He does seem like an unsettling guy to be around.
Jared is what girls see Nice Guys as except in that reality, this guy FUCKS
@@Lazyguy22 what's wrong with a death threat now and then? Some of y'all have thin skin lol
He is the type of guy who will kill you in your sleep
Who cares cause this guy fucks!
"It's sexist, but it's about friendship"
I love this one
🤣🤣
Zach is by far the most underrated comedian out there. He's putting on hats, people!
"Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?" "Ive never seen it"
Tim Sikkink 26:20
He is also in The Office as Gabe, such a brilliant actor
@@jet6477 I like to think they're the same person, Gabe is Jared before he went thru some more shit, also Sabre was a tech company and their job is similar.
“Jared when was the last time you slept?”
“Ah, absolutely David.” Lmao
Lmfao! Jared speaking in German is hilarious, as best I can make out he says that he is going to slit everyone's throat and something about NO MOM! I'M NOT GOING INTO THE CAGE!
omg ..that's fucking amazing & fits his character very well
@marcopolo2905 Ahah thank you for the translation.
i thought i heard 'in die keller'
I praise you for that tidbit of information
I cried when he said Auschwitz
"Which one? Which one? Which one?" lol
The best survey ever!
“We’re here to get you rats, stat!!” That’s what I’ve been needing.
Interested, very interested or very interested?
This scene with the parents and their child got me laughing again and again
Jared “i once saw him throw a sloth down a flight of stairs after a presentation. He said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes” the image of Gavin doing it in my head kills me every time lmao
lol, yeah, probably my favorite line too. Do you picture him slinging it underhand or holding it over his head and getting a running start? Poor sloth.
No, it was more like a hammer throw. Gavin spun the sloth around and yeeted it down the stairs
holy fuck thats amazing lmao
"What if pied piper was an app that could attract rodents?"
Jared eerily predicted the demise of Pied Piper in the series finale
"I simply imagine my skeleton is me and my body is my house. And that way I'm always home."
"Adversity is a great teacher, just like cigarette burns."
Ha, ha, ha! Brilliant!
Donald aka. Jared is one the most entertaining characters on the show!
and then later he said every home hes ever had has been stripped
My favorite Jared moment is when Jared and Richard are on Richard's bed together and Richard is being frustrated and Jared is consciously mimicking everything he's doing and Richard falls back on the bed and Jared does too and hits his head on the bed frame
ua-cam.com/video/0hORb1jhFDg/v-deo.html 😂😂😂😂
I wonder how often my shadow does that
29:16 "How would you like to die today motherf*cker?"
"No, it's not a real death threat, sir!"
Jared is so nice that he offers the dude options for his own death
I hope to be in a situation in which I need to deliver that exact line
Elrich: "Do you have to pee, Jared?"
Jared: "I would love to pee"
lol
TTate it’s eric
@@tingamer2508 no it's Erlich
@@tingamer2508 It's Erlich I think
@@foobarmaximus3506 There's a difference between reading jokes and acting them out
@@foobarmaximus3506 That's two comment sections now where I've seen you say dumbass shit.
such a great character. and immensly well played
Jared is skilled, smart, loyal, enthusiastic, diligent... any company who has someone like him is very lucky.
Is that a Hunter x Hunter icon i spy?
29:15 is the most well-mannered threat ever
More than with Gilfoyle, I want to know what kind of f*cked up childhood this guy had.
he is canadian...
30:48 "If you wanna work the corner you cant fall in love every iime you turn a trick, thats why you do the oxy" LMAOOz
Explain to a non Native speaker please :P
@@s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 "if you want to be a prostitute, you can't fall in love every time you have sex. that's why you do the pills" essentially
@@nix4114 thank you!!
Well, now we know why his aunt calls him "glass-hole." 😅
The fact that Zach Woods improvised most of his dialogue makes everything so much funnier! That guy f*cks!
Not too many times I think, theyve all said it's the script..
lol everyone thinks everything in these shows are improvised. 99% of it is scripted, its not improv
@@ndunks zach woods is known for improvisation and is said to have improvised a lot of his scenes in silicon valley
@@juules215 ok? The show is still 99% scripted
Russ was right
This guy fucks!! haha
LOL
This guy f u c k s
'He fucks!'
"Jared... nice, using that dick"
I could honestly watch Jared all day long. That 34 mins flew by.
“Where’s dwarfism 1.0”
Jared: “you know in the real world”
Gilfoyle: “that’s prejudice”
Literally kills me XD
Same. Always cracks me up.
You're literally using the word "literally" wrong.
@@TigDegner you literally don’t understand hyperbole
@@noDice07 lol hyperbole is literally something not meant to be taken literally. The word "literally" exists specifically to communicate that something is *not* hyperbole.
@@TigDegner No hyperbole is rhetoric, it is used to effectively and over-exaggerate speech while not being sincere. Hence why using literally in an insincere manner conveys my point better than using figuratively
"Mr. Car?" XD love this. Zach Woods is amazing.
25:40 That Jared's voice getting deeper as his methods are getting darker is the most awesome characterization I've ever seen on a comedy TV series.
I love the line, "I'll talk them into suicide"
YES.
Shoutout to HBO for not copy striking this despite the HD quality.
I reading dinnesh n gifoyle convo now.
@@foobarmaximus3506 The real crime here is the fact you separate sentences with two spaces. Also, the fact you name yourself foobar, so basic
If being sexy is a crime then lock me up
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. this guy is a masterclass on how to lean into your natural character---like REALLY lean into it hard. It's like he took the character from the office and became his final form in silicon valley...cant wait to see what he does next!!
Yo you gotta see him on Avenue 5 "I'm a nihilist" "No you're not" "Whatever! :D"
I'd love to see a spinoff focusing on Jared's backstory.
my thoughts exactly, I have so many questions
Too dark for HBO
@@HoussamNekkaa Too dark for anything, really. The non-verbal responses by other character's reactions to Jared's statements, particularly Gilfoyle, you can see them clocking the seriousness of what Jared's said, with no real way to address it. And that's basically what any story about a person like Jared would be. Definitely not something that would play to comedy.
@@saoirsevicteoiria2759 That's deep yo
That would be an absolutely heartbreaking show
27:16 is hitting a little too close to home
I know wtf
That caught me off guard, like the hell??
he said bat, and villagers. how tf did he know
@@sathwikdoddi6602 SARS was a less effective coronavirus that also came from Bats in 2002, he's basing this reference off that event, not COVID-19
@@Ghostdog15 Stop ruining this for me, my head-cannon is that the COVID19 of their universe will be started by Jared.
"if you wanna work the corner, you cant fall in love everytime your turn a trick. thats why you do the oxy"
my favorite quote
Jared is one of the most underrated characters in television history.
'it's sexist but it's about friendship'
jared is too pure
I saw him in the Office before Silicon Valley - this dude is an amazing actor/character.. The german kills me everytime hahaha
I feel like he's so polite and gentle because most of his life was an impossible bucket filled with rock bottoms. So he can literally only look upwards from here.
6:19 holy shit Jared predicted the ending
Polina Banana holy shit LOL
That's what I thought as soon as I heard it
He didn't, he was just saying what it Pied Piper was like the original story of Pied Piper, a dude that attracted rats with a flute or something like that.
Jared is the best character imo, the actor does such a brilliant job.
6:59 "I can follow your child anywhere and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me."
I swear I've had a really good friend like jared lol we would call him a secret gangster because 98% of the time he was a giant awkward dork and 2% gangster 😂😂
samuel hayden what a lame nickname.
He honest both looks and act like bertholdt from attack on titan I mean they even have weird sleeping habits
How would you like to die today mother fucker?
@@crunch9876don't talk shit about secret gangster
20:36
- And I have a fragile posterior. My aunt used to call me 'Glass-hole'.
"The CPS worker couldn't find my birth certificate" HHAHAHA OMFG DEAD
27:14 Coronavirus Prediction: "We may not be a global epidemic yet, but we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and we've just killed our first few villagers."
Protect Jared, he’s so pure 😭😫
But now importantly... He FUCKS
"it's a kind invitation but I have too much to do" - best response to an authority figure ever
they should make a show just about jareds past
and one that’s just Gilfoyle being Gilfoyle
That show would literally be a psychological thriller
Young jared
“I found my biological father in a militia up the Ozarks”. Glad I am not the only one...
I am planning on moving to the ozarks....
18:28 is gold
If you're a writer, you must feel so lucky when you get an actor like this to write lines for.
I used to think Dinesh and Guilfoyle were the best on this show, but it's definitely Jared.
For me, J > G > D. Dinesh is too much of a supporting character to Guilfoyle.
BigHead >>>>>
Nahh elrich
@@filzahmahmood515 Erlich I'd by far the worst character on the show
"I'm puttin' on hats"
I first saw him in The Office and thought he was okay. So when I started watching Silicon Valley I didn't expect much, but he is amazing in this show. Made me laugh so hard
Not only one of the funniest characters but also such an integral character in terms of the skillset he provides. Every startup needs a Jared Dunn
I started watching this show and didn't give Jared much love but as his allegiance grew to Richard so did mine to him. Him and Gilfoyle, two of the most underrated comedic actors.
Its amazing how positive and polite Jared is, every scene describing his past or experiences is so dark and bleak. What is his secret... ?
22:02 Look at Richards excited face turning sad when Jared is talking. LOL
I had a supervisor who was almost exactly like Jared. When I started watching this show I was wondering why he seemed so familiar and then it hit me. LOL
Haha I’m a bit jealous. Although after years of telling people I wish I had a boss exactly like Michael Scott, I got a Michael Scott but his name was Paul. Called him Michael and got him a “World’s Okayest Boss” sign for his desk. He treasures it. As Michael Scott would 🤣
Was he called Ed Chambers?
@@david4rancibia34the most underrated comment right here
18:28 was the funniest scene ever. I can’t remember laughing harder for anything ever. the whole build up to the line is a masterpiece 😭😭
😂😂😂
“I’m going on close to 40 hours without good sleep and the edges of things are starting to get a little… dancey”
God if that wasn’t most of my third year of uni
'Listen baby' has got to be my all-time favourite Jared moment
Jared getting stuck in the car actually frightens me when I watch it. It seriously feels like a horror movie.
I would love it. Is probably do it again on purpose for fun. It's looks like a fun experience.
25:00 absolutely killed me
This made me so happy.
I nearly peed myself and woke up all my roommates from laughing so hard when I first watched that scene xD
Laura Minet I died !!!! Dwl lol
18:30 XD
Thank you
The sleep talking in German bit was brilliant! Especially because Jared doesn't speak German XD
He speaks fcked up shit in german.
"I will crush him and slit his throat"
"They will all be dead haha"
Jared is one of the boys from brazil
Yeah he really doesn't
"You look like someone starved a virgin to death." Epic.
started off as the "least cool guy" into "one of the coolest guy" in the show haha
He almost started crying as he said, "I'm puttin on hats", now that is a boss actor right there.
7:53 Absolutely David.
29:15 best part by far, second best is the one literally right after it
100%
Sleep derived Jared bouncing ideas off people then asking 'which one? which one? which one?' is my pure o brain encapsulated perfectly in video form.
I watched this video about a week ago, as soon as I finished it I started rewatching the show, and now that I’ve finished that I came back to this video, and everything Jared says and do still cracks me up. Easily the best character on the show
"I've never felt like I was anyone's 'bro' before. The only people who've used that term with me were assailants." 🤣
Anyone irl would be lucky to have such a ride or die friend like Jared. The guy is awesome and hilarious
I love how he is weary of assailants
“Absolutely David” gets me every time 😂
Jared reminds me of those soft speaking Jehovah's Witnesses who knock at your door on a Sunday afternoon.
Hahahahaha!
Ivan Mark Padilla lol
yeah! german jehiovah´s witnesses
oh wait... i just think this a litle more... he speak german and is so fucking weird, maybe is a amish
And when you tell them to fuck off they tell you that you and your children will forever burn in the fiery pits of hell
Jared definitely has become my favorite character. His slowly unfolding backstory is so freaky scary and hilarious at the same time
"I'm putting on hats" is one of my most used phrases these days.
After carefully listening to Jared he has become one of my favorites characters. His past is riddled with burning questions that should be answered with his own series.
He’s such a good soul :)
A name is just a sound someone makes when they need you.
"He's the least cool guy I've ever met"
Ah yes very relatable
Richard has the best assistant/bodyguard ever.
Did a psychometric character test and got him as my top 88% match on both occasions, can confirm that in real life generally people like us are kinda lonely. We enjoy being in others' company but when it comes down to it we're the first to be forgotten to be invited to an event - even if it's not personal. We'll probably be happy to be looped into chipping in for all the office presents but nobody will put in an effort to remember ours or celebrate unless we're the one organising it. We have good intentions and can be fiercely loyal to what/who we think is right but we are so so often misunderstood, and don't have the energy argue with the brick walls around us alot of the time. We can be very creative, but in saying that our ideas aren't always practical, comfortable, or popular even though they would achieve something that is better for almost everyone. Sadly most of the time we fly under the radar, dismissed as the strangely strict weirdos that can't chill and it's only in a sitcom like this that people can take the time to look and listen.
I just wanted to leave a comment and a like so you know that you are seen, you are seen lol!
you aren't a tv show character. seek help.
"Im putting on hats" lmao
I never thought about this until watching these clips, Jared quoted Hitler a lot and he also spoke German in his sleep. Was his Dad a Nazi? Or rather one of his foster families, he didn't meet his actual Dad until one of these last seasons.
Haha.. Could be. He talks about where he thinks the German sleep talking came from, in this interview on the Off Camera channel.
ua-cam.com/video/9JHRbL1jmq4/v-deo.html
At first I thought they were using that scene to establish him as a possible Nazi, but after finishing the series, I think it was more that he has multiple personality disorder. There are so many allusions to it and it is possible that one of his personalities has learned German and the main Jared has no recollection.
Something like that is actually possible in real life. I knew a lady who had worked in a mental clinic and her first patient was a lady with 17 personalities. It took 3 years of counseling before they realized that she had multiple personalities. One of the personalities was a bouncer; another had a phD from Rice University. The original alternate personality was a teddy bear. They were able to merge the 17 into 3 before she moved on from the clinic.
@@yardstickwhack his childhood abuse would be a big factor in it too, it's completely possible. The Ed Chambers bit is more proof.
It took me an hour to watch this because of how much I had to pause to laugh so I wouldn't miss the next clip.
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Jared is the best hypeman a friend could ask for
Jared likes to help and protect scared, low self esteem, helpless people and Richard was facing all those issues while running a company so he stick to him, later he helps older people.
The look of absolute delight when Jared realizes that him and Richard have a secret
I love that Jared regularly quotes real business theory.
Jared is such a odd, nice, loyal, loving, kind person