Silicon Valley | Season 1-5 | The Best of Jared Dunn

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  • @theultimatecatloverchannel9432
    @theultimatecatloverchannel9432 6 років тому +4814

    If Jared were a real person I would definitely want him in my life. So loyal, sensitive, intelligent and uniquely weird.

    • @aintgonnaletuknow5758
      @aintgonnaletuknow5758 5 років тому +70

      and adorable (〃'▽'〃)

    • @kylecook7187
      @kylecook7187 5 років тому +74

      And almost certainly a murderer

    • @adeel-eh7xq
      @adeel-eh7xq 5 років тому +168

      I've met people like that in real life and sadly they are overlooked and misunderstood. Weirdness is not always received as well in the real world and people often go by first impressions.

    • @vitamindealer7915
      @vitamindealer7915 5 років тому +61

      He is the male version of a former girl boss I had. Hardcore ride or die for the company

    • @AnilSardiwal
      @AnilSardiwal 5 років тому +4

      You won't say that now.

  • @lucasazx5474
    @lucasazx5474 6 років тому +2826

    The fact that the "Best of Jared" is the longest one of these videos shows how funny he is everytime he has screentime, Favourite character in the show for sure

    • @tryitout-701
      @tryitout-701 5 років тому +21

      Lucas A both the actor and the writing are amazing.

    • @NightMythHunter
      @NightMythHunter 4 роки тому +13

      Both him and Russ are the best

    • @theraviolimonster6938
      @theraviolimonster6938 4 роки тому +4

      nononono jian yang is the man

    • @kevinsmithgaming
      @kevinsmithgaming 4 роки тому +11

      @@NightMythHunter you spelt Ron Laflamme wrong :(

    • @CZWORONOG
      @CZWORONOG 3 роки тому +6

      Jared is the Creed of Silicon Valley

  • @yekaneast
    @yekaneast 4 роки тому +3304

    Jared is basically stuck in an endless college group project.

    • @lakshitdagar
      @lakshitdagar 4 роки тому +41

      This is golden 😂😂😂😂

    • @cdmacd
      @cdmacd 3 роки тому +37

      Sounds like a living hell, poor guy

    • @SpongiformSpongee
      @SpongiformSpongee 3 роки тому +34

      Project Manager life

    • @Dino-h3x
      @Dino-h3x 2 роки тому +20

      Except all the members of the group are competent

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks 2 роки тому +6

      @@Dino-h3x Half the time. The other half their incompetence is at biblical levels.

  • @theena
    @theena 4 роки тому +590

    Jared in the driverless car politely referring to the car as 'Mr Car' will never get old.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 2 роки тому +3

      I am now calling all the self driving taxis around town "Mr. Car"

  • @suncore598
    @suncore598 6 років тому +1797

    All the disturbing things Jared reveals about his past leaves me stunned over how he is able to function as a human being.

    • @skyejacques
      @skyejacques 4 роки тому +52

      In real life, he probably wouldn't. Unless he has EMDR or somatic experiencing therapy. Most of us IRL with trauma find it difficult x

    • @bwal9374
      @bwal9374 4 роки тому +106

      I think he’s clearly just functioning on the edge

    • @Lcarter52
      @Lcarter52 4 роки тому +19

      suncore598 ....with a smile on his face, no less

    • @wayzUX
      @wayzUX 4 роки тому +77

      Not everyone ends up derranged after a hard life, some people grow up to be thankful for better terms and humble. It's an american myth that trauma is the excuse for everything bad. I know people who went trough hell and war and still function as normal buetiful people. You didn't have war in america lately? You wouldn't know what 4 years in hell occupied city and under grenades mean, and people still act good and normal.

    • @atomicman2307
      @atomicman2307 3 роки тому +3

      Everybody that grew up in foster care winds up homeless and hearing voice fact

  • @babydriver9396
    @babydriver9396 3 роки тому +155

    “Jared when was the last time you slept?”
    “Ah, absolutely David.” Lmao

  • @ImNotADeeJay
    @ImNotADeeJay 5 років тому +447

    Jared is the kind of guy that is kind, loyal and never backstab you. But is also the kind of guy nobody wants to hang out with. Life is not fair.

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 4 роки тому +42

      I mean, he did make a death threat based on very little provocation. He also seems to travel back to past trauma a lot. He does seem like an unsettling guy to be around.

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks 2 роки тому +1

      Jared is what girls see Nice Guys as except in that reality, this guy FUCKS

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 2 роки тому +21

      @@Lazyguy22 what's wrong with a death threat now and then? Some of y'all have thin skin lol

    • @scallen3841
      @scallen3841 2 роки тому

      He is the type of guy who will kill you in your sleep

    • @cristiantapia631
      @cristiantapia631 2 роки тому +1

      Who cares cause this guy fucks!

  • @dovestrodor
    @dovestrodor 3 роки тому +612

    I always liked reading Zach Woods interpretation of this character, that he deliberately modelled him after the ridiculousness selflessness of moms. Like how some moms will spend hours cooking for their family only to eat over the sink. It's really funny seeing that dialed up to 11 in the body of a human scarecrow.

    • @sparko58
      @sparko58 2 роки тому +61

      He’s actually said he based it off his own mom

    • @KL-tn1zc
      @KL-tn1zc Рік тому +11

      Oh my gosh I see it now. That's awesome

    • @santiagocarreno5881
      @santiagocarreno5881 Рік тому +5

      ues this is correct; and after I hear him said that, I totally got it

  • @gaborkovacs4229
    @gaborkovacs4229 6 років тому +2523

    this actor is a genius

    • @person4794
      @person4794 5 років тому +62

      His name is Zach woods

    • @PoeticWeasel
      @PoeticWeasel 5 років тому +63

      FooBar Maximus ok nerd

    • @chomponthisplz
      @chomponthisplz 5 років тому +29

      @@foobarmaximus3506 needs to start doing Kegels.

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 4 роки тому +33

      @@foobarmaximus3506 you dick. you DICK. YOU DICK. FUCK YOU

    • @robertobrien3568
      @robertobrien3568 4 роки тому +2

      @@foobarmaximus3506 u wwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2uu w it5wwr5q6wqwqwwwwqwwqw5ww5weqwwaqaa r5wqqqwqqqwqwqqwqwwqqwwqwqq5qqr7qwwr5wwwwqwqwqqwwwwwwwwqqwqwqw65w5qq5qqwwqqqqawqqqqaqqr

  • @cjstafford1181
    @cjstafford1181 6 років тому +559

    This character is GOLD. Shrouded in a dark past and his loyalty to Richard is borderline certifiable. But this guy does fuck.

  • @daniglover3871
    @daniglover3871 6 років тому +792

    i love that he is soo weird to the point he makes Richard seem very normal

    • @theencryptedpartition4633
      @theencryptedpartition4633 2 роки тому +2

      Like Zack Snyder JL looks very normal as opposed to Joss Whedon’s

    • @CHURCHISAWESUM
      @CHURCHISAWESUM Місяць тому

      I love his weird though. I’d kill a man to have a Jared

  • @tims.3950
    @tims.3950 6 років тому +964

    Zach is by far the most underrated comedian out there. He's putting on hats, people!

    • @StevenCBlah
      @StevenCBlah 5 років тому +28

      "Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?" "Ive never seen it"

    • @icehornet1564
      @icehornet1564 5 років тому +2

      Tim Sikkink 26:20

    • @jet6477
      @jet6477 4 роки тому +8

      He is also in The Office as Gabe, such a brilliant actor

    • @everybodyisanidiot4553
      @everybodyisanidiot4553 3 роки тому +7

      @@jet6477 I like to think they're the same person, Gabe is Jared before he went thru some more shit, also Sabre was a tech company and their job is similar.

  • @80Mollusc
    @80Mollusc 3 роки тому +714

    "we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and just killed our first few villagers"
    Shit, Jared was always 12 steps ahead.

    • @rr965
      @rr965 3 роки тому +5

      Yep. You know “blood boys” are a real thing too? Fucking Silicone Valley.

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 2 роки тому

      Lol, Jared and Russ are clearly oracles or clairvoyants of some kind. Russ intuitively knew that Jared fucks and he sized up Erlich so accurately that he immediately chose to shun him.
      And Jared foretold covid19. These men are not mere mortals.

    • @spiralingsphere3785
      @spiralingsphere3785 2 роки тому +7

      Yea, Ebola was bad.

    • @martonszucs8887
      @martonszucs8887 2 роки тому +8

      @@spiralingsphere3785 ebola? Lol

    • @LCR-ds2ox
      @LCR-ds2ox Рік тому +5

      ​@@spiralingsphere3785try COVID

  • @johnvictorengland7703
    @johnvictorengland7703 6 років тому +1790

    Lmfao! Jared speaking in German is hilarious, as best I can make out he says that he is going to slit everyone's throat and something about NO MOM! I'M NOT GOING INTO THE CAGE!

    • @daniglover3871
      @daniglover3871 6 років тому +163

      omg ..that's fucking amazing & fits his character very well

    • @CigaretteChristian
      @CigaretteChristian 5 років тому +33

      @marcopolo2905 Ahah thank you for the translation.

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 5 років тому +12

      i thought i heard 'in die keller'

    • @cookiebaker4403
      @cookiebaker4403 4 роки тому +11

      I praise you for that tidbit of information

    • @chiefbologna5719
      @chiefbologna5719 3 роки тому +24

      I cried when he said Auschwitz

  • @jmg999
    @jmg999 5 років тому +406

    "I have a sensitive posterior. My aunt calls me "glasshole"." -- This is one of the most genius lines ever.

  • @ispearedbritney
    @ispearedbritney 5 років тому +388

    "I had a stuffed animal named Winnie- I mean, it wasn't technically an animal. I took a ziploc bag, and I stuffed it with newspaper, and then I drew a smile on it."

  • @Godsrival247
    @Godsrival247 5 років тому +562

    "It's sexist, but it's about friendship"

    • @o.oo.o5637
      @o.oo.o5637 5 років тому +2

      I love this one

    • @rr965
      @rr965 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @夜空が素晴らしいです
    @夜空が素晴らしいです 6 років тому +482

    29:16 "How would you like to die today motherf*cker?"

    • @hoilst
      @hoilst 5 років тому +19

      "No, it's not a real death threat, sir!"

    • @magicblini
      @magicblini 5 років тому +26

      Jared is so nice that he offers the dude options for his own death

    • @jjpp1993
      @jjpp1993 2 роки тому +2

      I hope to be in a situation in which I need to deliver that exact line

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 5 років тому +533

    Silicon Valley is peak comedy. Every fucking character is hilarious in a completely distinct way. Even smaller characters like dr. Crawford and Russ

    • @lucentics
      @lucentics 4 роки тому +16

      don’t disrespect Russ like that he billionize for breakfast 😂

  • @UrbanLegend2k11
    @UrbanLegend2k11 6 років тому +691

    "Which one? Which one? Which one?" lol

    • @gopalg980
      @gopalg980 6 років тому +9

      The best survey ever!

    • @Isaic02
      @Isaic02 5 років тому +9

      “We’re here to get you rats, stat!!” That’s what I’ve been needing.

    • @insiddious
      @insiddious 5 років тому +11

      Interested, very interested or very interested?

    • @Official-ej7gc
      @Official-ej7gc 4 роки тому +2

      This scene with the parents and their child got me laughing again and again

  • @YouBazinga
    @YouBazinga 6 років тому +866

    "I simply imagine my skeleton is me and my body is my house. And that way I'm always home."
    "Adversity is a great teacher, just like cigarette burns."
    Ha, ha, ha! Brilliant!
    Donald aka. Jared is one the most entertaining characters on the show!

    • @36gamers
      @36gamers 4 роки тому +17

      and then later he said every home hes ever had has been stripped

  • @s3ntimental
    @s3ntimental 6 років тому +618

    such a great character. and immensly well played

  • @austenreyes7111
    @austenreyes7111 5 років тому +484

    Jared “i once saw him throw a sloth down a flight of stairs after a presentation. He said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes” the image of Gavin doing it in my head kills me every time lmao

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 3 роки тому +13

      lol, yeah, probably my favorite line too. Do you picture him slinging it underhand or holding it over his head and getting a running start? Poor sloth.

    • @oscar7513
      @oscar7513 3 роки тому +12

      No, it was more like a hammer throw. Gavin spun the sloth around and yeeted it down the stairs

    • @asap5629
      @asap5629 Рік тому +2

      holy fuck thats amazing lmao

  • @olekkuvppl
    @olekkuvppl 6 років тому +828

    Russ was right

  • @soundninja99
    @soundninja99 6 років тому +487

    Elrich: "Do you have to pee, Jared?"
    Jared: "I would love to pee"
    lol

    • @tingamer2508
      @tingamer2508 5 років тому

      TTate it’s eric

    • @emilevyncke2990
      @emilevyncke2990 5 років тому +9

      @@tingamer2508 no it's Erlich

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 5 років тому

      @@tingamer2508 It's Erlich I think

    • @insiddious
      @insiddious 5 років тому +8

      @@foobarmaximus3506 There's a difference between reading jokes and acting them out

    • @Turok1134
      @Turok1134 4 роки тому +3

      @@foobarmaximus3506 That's two comment sections now where I've seen you say dumbass shit.

  • @sheeesh404
    @sheeesh404 6 років тому +204

    30:48 "If you wanna work the corner you cant fall in love every iime you turn a trick, thats why you do the oxy" LMAOOz

    • @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560
      @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 4 роки тому +4

      Explain to a non Native speaker please :P

    • @nix4114
      @nix4114 4 роки тому +32

      @@s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 "if you want to be a prostitute, you can't fall in love every time you have sex. that's why you do the pills" essentially

    • @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560
      @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 4 роки тому +3

      @@nix4114 thank you!!

    • @Meg-A-Saurus
      @Meg-A-Saurus 6 місяців тому +1

      Well, now we know why his aunt calls him "glass-hole." 😅

  • @spacekitt.n
    @spacekitt.n 5 років тому +59

    I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. this guy is a masterclass on how to lean into your natural character---like REALLY lean into it hard. It's like he took the character from the office and became his final form in silicon valley...cant wait to see what he does next!!

    • @brianabeeblebrox5399
      @brianabeeblebrox5399 4 роки тому +1

      Yo you gotta see him on Avenue 5 "I'm a nihilist" "No you're not" "Whatever! :D"

  • @feliciaroyers1646
    @feliciaroyers1646 5 років тому +261

    My favorite Jared moment is when Jared and Richard are on Richard's bed together and Richard is being frustrated and Jared is consciously mimicking everything he's doing and Richard falls back on the bed and Jared does too and hits his head on the bed frame

    • @birguredone7316
      @birguredone7316 5 років тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/0hORb1jhFDg/v-deo.html 😂😂😂😂

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks 2 роки тому

      I wonder how often my shadow does that

  • @henryc7516
    @henryc7516 5 років тому +235

    More than with Gilfoyle, I want to know what kind of f*cked up childhood this guy had.

    • @therzook
      @therzook 3 роки тому +3

      he is canadian...

  • @controloz3310
    @controloz3310 4 роки тому +99

    I could honestly watch Jared all day long. That 34 mins flew by.

  • @MaZe741
    @MaZe741 5 років тому +196

    29:15 is the most well-mannered threat ever

  • @machi-full-of-coffee
    @machi-full-of-coffee 6 років тому +251

    Jared is skilled, smart, loyal, enthusiastic, diligent... any company who has someone like him is very lucky.

  • @venivecivedi
    @venivecivedi 3 роки тому +134

    "What if pied piper was an app that could attract rodents?"
    Jared eerily predicted the demise of Pied Piper in the series finale

    • @rabidbasher
      @rabidbasher 5 місяців тому +2

      Both are a reference to the Pied Piper fairy tale, which is alluded to frequently over the course of the show.

  • @noDice07
    @noDice07 5 років тому +601

    “Where’s dwarfism 1.0”
    Jared: “you know in the real world”
    Gilfoyle: “that’s prejudice”
    Literally kills me XD

    • @innergranola1299
      @innergranola1299 4 роки тому +1

      Same. Always cracks me up.

    • @TigDegner
      @TigDegner 2 роки тому +4

      You're literally using the word "literally" wrong.

    • @noDice07
      @noDice07 2 роки тому +2

      @@TigDegner you literally don’t understand hyperbole

    • @TigDegner
      @TigDegner 2 роки тому +3

      @@noDice07 lol hyperbole is literally something not meant to be taken literally. The word "literally" exists specifically to communicate that something is *not* hyperbole.

    • @noDice07
      @noDice07 2 роки тому +2

      @@TigDegner No hyperbole is rhetoric, it is used to effectively and over-exaggerate speech while not being sincere. Hence why using literally in an insincere manner conveys my point better than using figuratively

  • @madadisr
    @madadisr 3 роки тому +68

    Jared is one of the most underrated characters in television history.

  • @andrew4462
    @andrew4462 6 років тому +222

    Shoutout to HBO for not copy striking this despite the HD quality.

    • @leatherDarkhorse
      @leatherDarkhorse 5 років тому +3

      I reading dinnesh n gifoyle convo now.

    • @andrew4462
      @andrew4462 4 роки тому +3

      @@foobarmaximus3506 The real crime here is the fact you separate sentences with two spaces. Also, the fact you name yourself foobar, so basic

    • @sushruttabakade6088
      @sushruttabakade6088 4 роки тому +3

      If being sexy is a crime then lock me up

  • @Granuja14
    @Granuja14 4 роки тому +366

    The fact that Zach Woods improvised most of his dialogue makes everything so much funnier! That guy f*cks!

    • @adityaverma2492
      @adityaverma2492 4 роки тому +14

      Not too many times I think, theyve all said it's the script..

    • @ndunks
      @ndunks 4 роки тому +26

      lol everyone thinks everything in these shows are improvised. 99% of it is scripted, its not improv

    • @juules215
      @juules215 4 роки тому +3

      @@ndunks zach woods is known for improvisation and is said to have improvised a lot of his scenes in silicon valley

    • @ndunks
      @ndunks 4 роки тому +6

      @@juules215 ok? The show is still 99% scripted

  • @dukewheeler7846
    @dukewheeler7846 4 роки тому +354

    27:16 is hitting a little too close to home

    • @garybierman1621
      @garybierman1621 4 роки тому +30

      I know wtf

    • @hail2tfreeman
      @hail2tfreeman 4 роки тому +28

      That caught me off guard, like the hell??

    • @sathwikdoddi6602
      @sathwikdoddi6602 4 роки тому +26

      he said bat, and villagers. how tf did he know

    • @Ghostdog15
      @Ghostdog15 4 роки тому +30

      @@sathwikdoddi6602 SARS was a less effective coronavirus that also came from Bats in 2002, he's basing this reference off that event, not COVID-19

    • @zothOne
      @zothOne 4 роки тому +15

      @@Ghostdog15 Stop ruining this for me, my head-cannon is that the COVID19 of their universe will be started by Jared.

  • @yeet4838
    @yeet4838 6 років тому +110

    Jared is the best character imo, the actor does such a brilliant job.

  • @lauraminet6259
    @lauraminet6259 6 років тому +86

    "Mr. Car?" XD love this. Zach Woods is amazing.

  • @Mogu003
    @Mogu003 4 роки тому +21

    I feel like he's so polite and gentle because most of his life was an impossible bucket filled with rock bottoms. So he can literally only look upwards from here.

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 2 роки тому +29

    'it's sexist but it's about friendship'
    jared is too pure

  • @fortomorrowwehunt8449
    @fortomorrowwehunt8449 2 роки тому +24

    "if you wanna work the corner, you cant fall in love everytime your turn a trick. thats why you do the oxy"
    my favorite quote

  • @ruztygitz
    @ruztygitz 4 роки тому +76

    25:40 That Jared's voice getting deeper as his methods are getting darker is the most awesome characterization I've ever seen on a comedy TV series.

  • @CKproductions1000
    @CKproductions1000 3 роки тому +1332

    I'd love to see a spinoff focusing on Jared's backstory.

    • @Bongobert
      @Bongobert 3 роки тому +26

      my thoughts exactly, I have so many questions

    • @HoussamNekkaa
      @HoussamNekkaa 3 роки тому +73

      Too dark for HBO

    • @saoirsevicteoiria2759
      @saoirsevicteoiria2759 3 роки тому +52

      @@HoussamNekkaa Too dark for anything, really. The non-verbal responses by other character's reactions to Jared's statements, particularly Gilfoyle, you can see them clocking the seriousness of what Jared's said, with no real way to address it. And that's basically what any story about a person like Jared would be. Definitely not something that would play to comedy.

    • @soylentramen7795
      @soylentramen7795 3 роки тому +9

      @@saoirsevicteoiria2759 That's deep yo

    • @-scotty-6321
      @-scotty-6321 3 роки тому +6

      That would be an absolutely heartbreaking show

  • @mailtrap22
    @mailtrap22 4 роки тому +28

    If you're a writer, you must feel so lucky when you get an actor like this to write lines for.

  • @changuage
    @changuage 5 років тому +55

    "The CPS worker couldn't find my birth certificate" HHAHAHA OMFG DEAD

  • @polinabanana7912
    @polinabanana7912 5 років тому +238

    6:19 holy shit Jared predicted the ending

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 4 роки тому +12

      Polina Banana holy shit LOL

    • @zachary8872
      @zachary8872 4 роки тому +12

      That's what I thought as soon as I heard it

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 2 роки тому +1

      He didn't, he was just saying what it Pied Piper was like the original story of Pied Piper, a dude that attracted rats with a flute or something like that.

  • @justwam7619
    @justwam7619 2 роки тому +15

    I started watching this show and didn't give Jared much love but as his allegiance grew to Richard so did mine to him. Him and Gilfoyle, two of the most underrated comedic actors.

  • @darrenmeein3162
    @darrenmeein3162 6 років тому +225

    I swear I've had a really good friend like jared lol we would call him a secret gangster because 98% of the time he was a giant awkward dork and 2% gangster 😂😂

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 6 років тому +11

      samuel hayden what a lame nickname.

    •  5 років тому +1

      2% just straight gangsta is just the right amount

    • @wolffire5421
      @wolffire5421 5 років тому +1

      He honest both looks and act like bertholdt from attack on titan I mean they even have weird sleeping habits

    • @MERLINnecrofan
      @MERLINnecrofan Рік тому

      How would you like to die today mother fucker?

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Рік тому

      ​@@crunch9876don't talk shit about secret gangster

  • @alexpaxton1336
    @alexpaxton1336 4 роки тому +21

    6:59 "I can follow your child anywhere and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me."

  • @andrewgarratt1503
    @andrewgarratt1503 Рік тому +8

    Not only one of the funniest characters but also such an integral character in terms of the skillset he provides. Every startup needs a Jared Dunn

  • @hectorwearden202
    @hectorwearden202 4 роки тому +62

    27:14 Coronavirus Prediction: "We may not be a global epidemic yet, but we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and we've just killed our first few villagers."

  • @Matt-wg9xn
    @Matt-wg9xn 5 років тому +22

    "it's a kind invitation but I have too much to do" - best response to an authority figure ever

  • @TheOneAndOnlyDOC
    @TheOneAndOnlyDOC 6 років тому +302

    I used to think Dinesh and Guilfoyle were the best on this show, but it's definitely Jared.

    • @ATornTomkat
      @ATornTomkat 6 років тому +16

      For me, J > G > D. Dinesh is too much of a supporting character to Guilfoyle.

    • @davejeon02
      @davejeon02 6 років тому +7

      BigHead >>>>>

    • @filzahmahmood515
      @filzahmahmood515 5 років тому +1

      Nahh elrich

    • @suhailmall98
      @suhailmall98 3 роки тому +6

      @@filzahmahmood515 Erlich I'd by far the worst character on the show

  • @TheBiakko
    @TheBiakko 5 років тому +116

    “I found my biological father in a militia up the Ozarks”. Glad I am not the only one...

  • @osamabinllama3952
    @osamabinllama3952 5 років тому +17

    I watched this video about a week ago, as soon as I finished it I started rewatching the show, and now that I’ve finished that I came back to this video, and everything Jared says and do still cracks me up. Easily the best character on the show

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 2 роки тому +10

    “I’m going on close to 40 hours without good sleep and the edges of things are starting to get a little… dancey”
    God if that wasn’t most of my third year of uni

  • @HAF-ei8lv
    @HAF-ei8lv 5 років тому +88

    I saw him in the Office before Silicon Valley - this dude is an amazing actor/character.. The german kills me everytime hahaha

  • @brianaxel1401
    @brianaxel1401 6 років тому +47

    20:36
    - And I have a fragile posterior. My aunt used to call me 'Glass-hole'.

  • @BK-dv3hh
    @BK-dv3hh 4 роки тому +35

    Protect Jared, he’s so pure 😭😫

    • @suhailmall98
      @suhailmall98 3 роки тому +1

      But now importantly... He FUCKS

  • @MichaelWutsch
    @MichaelWutsch 4 роки тому +37

    I first saw him in The Office and thought he was okay. So when I started watching Silicon Valley I didn't expect much, but he is amazing in this show. Made me laugh so hard

  • @AdnanHuxain
    @AdnanHuxain 5 років тому +24

    22:02 Look at Richards excited face turning sad when Jared is talking. LOL

  • @carlosnava8485
    @carlosnava8485 3 роки тому +9

    After carefully listening to Jared he has become one of my favorites characters. His past is riddled with burning questions that should be answered with his own series.

  • @Danatron
    @Danatron 6 років тому +327

    they should make a show just about jareds past

    • @argusgoose8758
      @argusgoose8758 5 років тому +26

      and one that’s just Gilfoyle being Gilfoyle

    • @mollytaylor8122
      @mollytaylor8122 4 роки тому +21

      That show would literally be a psychological thriller

    • @jcavs9847
      @jcavs9847 4 роки тому +3

      Young jared

  • @ItalianCheeto
    @ItalianCheeto 4 роки тому +56

    18:28 was the funniest scene ever. I can’t remember laughing harder for anything ever. the whole build up to the line is a masterpiece 😭😭

  • @almythical1096
    @almythical1096 3 роки тому +23

    Its amazing how positive and polite Jared is, every scene describing his past or experiences is so dark and bleak. What is his secret... ?

  • @ivanmarkpadilla4810
    @ivanmarkpadilla4810 6 років тому +240

    Jared reminds me of those soft speaking Jehovah's Witnesses who knock at your door on a Sunday afternoon.

    • @Envious122
      @Envious122 6 років тому +1

      Hahahahaha!

    • @revellifevideo
      @revellifevideo 6 років тому

      Ivan Mark Padilla lol

    • @gaussiano
      @gaussiano 5 років тому

      yeah! german jehiovah´s witnesses

    • @gaussiano
      @gaussiano 5 років тому

      oh wait... i just think this a litle more... he speak german and is so fucking weird, maybe is a amish

    • @sux2suk
      @sux2suk 5 років тому +4

      And when you tell them to fuck off they tell you that you and your children will forever burn in the fiery pits of hell

  • @MrBrokenSorrow
    @MrBrokenSorrow 5 років тому +63

    I had a supervisor who was almost exactly like Jared. When I started watching this show I was wondering why he seemed so familiar and then it hit me. LOL

    • @rr965
      @rr965 3 роки тому +4

      Haha I’m a bit jealous. Although after years of telling people I wish I had a boss exactly like Michael Scott, I got a Michael Scott but his name was Paul. Called him Michael and got him a “World’s Okayest Boss” sign for his desk. He treasures it. As Michael Scott would 🤣

    • @david4rancibia34
      @david4rancibia34 2 роки тому +2

      Was he called Ed Chambers?

    • @LCR-ds2ox
      @LCR-ds2ox Рік тому +1

      ​@@david4rancibia34the most underrated comment right here

  • @thekidfromcastlerock3891
    @thekidfromcastlerock3891 5 років тому +6

    Sleep derived Jared bouncing ideas off people then asking 'which one? which one? which one?' is my pure o brain encapsulated perfectly in video form.

  • @GC-yw1mn
    @GC-yw1mn 4 роки тому +51

    Jared getting stuck in the car actually frightens me when I watch it. It seriously feels like a horror movie.

    • @itwasaliens
      @itwasaliens 3 роки тому

      I would love it. Is probably do it again on purpose for fun. It's looks like a fun experience.

  • @haydenmacfarlane7194
    @haydenmacfarlane7194 5 років тому +34

    29:15 best part by far, second best is the one literally right after it

  • @kristianbrandt3012
    @kristianbrandt3012 6 років тому +108

    The sleep talking in German bit was brilliant! Especially because Jared doesn't speak German XD

    • @dasbanane5135
      @dasbanane5135 6 років тому +37

      He speaks fcked up shit in german.
      "I will crush him and slit his throat"
      "They will all be dead haha"

    • @dr2407
      @dr2407 6 років тому +8

      Jared is one of the boys from brazil

    • @victorselve8349
      @victorselve8349 5 років тому

      Yeah he really doesn't

  • @oleksandr8371
    @oleksandr8371 6 років тому +69

    18:28 is gold

  • @ks_youtube
    @ks_youtube 3 роки тому +11

    Did a psychometric character test and got him as my top 88% match on both occasions, can confirm that in real life generally people like us are kinda lonely. We enjoy being in others' company but when it comes down to it we're the first to be forgotten to be invited to an event - even if it's not personal. We'll probably be happy to be looped into chipping in for all the office presents but nobody will put in an effort to remember ours or celebrate unless we're the one organising it. We have good intentions and can be fiercely loyal to what/who we think is right but we are so so often misunderstood, and don't have the energy argue with the brick walls around us alot of the time. We can be very creative, but in saying that our ideas aren't always practical, comfortable, or popular even though they would achieve something that is better for almost everyone. Sadly most of the time we fly under the radar, dismissed as the strangely strict weirdos that can't chill and it's only in a sitcom like this that people can take the time to look and listen.

    • @eliasqueen4020
      @eliasqueen4020 2 роки тому

      I just wanted to leave a comment and a like so you know that you are seen, you are seen lol!

    • @0mnislasher1
      @0mnislasher1 Рік тому

      you aren't a tv show character. seek help.

  • @openshores4288
    @openshores4288 6 років тому +35

    started off as the "least cool guy" into "one of the coolest guy" in the show haha

  • @toddgaak422
    @toddgaak422 4 роки тому +13

    "You look like someone starved a virgin to death." Epic.

  • @sabinacle1529
    @sabinacle1529 5 років тому +21

    Jared definitely has become my favorite character. His slowly unfolding backstory is so freaky scary and hilarious at the same time

  • @alex0589
    @alex0589 6 років тому +41

    "I'm puttin' on hats"

  • @harshhash7824
    @harshhash7824 5 років тому +76

    I never thought about this until watching these clips, Jared quoted Hitler a lot and he also spoke German in his sleep. Was his Dad a Nazi? Or rather one of his foster families, he didn't meet his actual Dad until one of these last seasons.

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 роки тому +5

      Haha.. Could be. He talks about where he thinks the German sleep talking came from, in this interview on the Off Camera channel.
      ua-cam.com/video/9JHRbL1jmq4/v-deo.html

    • @yardstickwhack
      @yardstickwhack 3 роки тому +15

      At first I thought they were using that scene to establish him as a possible Nazi, but after finishing the series, I think it was more that he has multiple personality disorder. There are so many allusions to it and it is possible that one of his personalities has learned German and the main Jared has no recollection.
      Something like that is actually possible in real life. I knew a lady who had worked in a mental clinic and her first patient was a lady with 17 personalities. It took 3 years of counseling before they realized that she had multiple personalities. One of the personalities was a bouncer; another had a phD from Rice University. The original alternate personality was a teddy bear. They were able to merge the 17 into 3 before she moved on from the clinic.

    • @carclain123
      @carclain123 2 роки тому +1

      @@yardstickwhack his childhood abuse would be a big factor in it too, it's completely possible. The Ed Chambers bit is more proof.

  • @Zeuts85
    @Zeuts85 4 роки тому +14

    "I've never felt like I was anyone's 'bro' before. The only people who've used that term with me were assailants." 🤣

  • @mayankdwivedi1893
    @mayankdwivedi1893 3 місяці тому +1

    "My name is Jared only because gavin called me that on my first day. My real name is Donald!" This line kills me everytime 😂

  • @trinablonde
    @trinablonde 3 роки тому +25

    Jared is the funniest part of this show. And everyone in this show is A+ hilarious

  • @Bat0541
    @Bat0541 5 років тому +17

    It took me an hour to watch this because of how much I had to pause to laugh so I wouldn't miss the next clip.

    • @headlights-go-up
      @headlights-go-up 2 роки тому

      HahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahah

  • @BalCleric
    @BalCleric 4 роки тому +9

    "I'm putting on hats" is one of my most used phrases these days.

  • @yamboy808
    @yamboy808 3 роки тому +8

    Jared is the best hypeman a friend could ask for

  • @lauraminet6259
    @lauraminet6259 6 років тому +117

    25:00 absolutely killed me

    • @rickjames21
      @rickjames21 5 років тому +2

      This made me so happy.

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 5 років тому +5

      I nearly peed myself and woke up all my roommates from laughing so hard when I first watched that scene xD

    • @rushellebernard4490
      @rushellebernard4490 5 років тому

      Laura Minet I died !!!! Dwl lol

    • @gaussiano
      @gaussiano 5 років тому +4

      18:30 XD

    • @ASLUHLUHC3
      @ASLUHLUHC3 5 років тому

      Thank you

  • @colinlester3
    @colinlester3 5 років тому +16

    "He's the least cool guy I've ever met"
    Ah yes very relatable

  • @stevenboyce2653
    @stevenboyce2653 2 роки тому +6

    “Absolutely David” gets me every time 😂

  • @OriginalXzo
    @OriginalXzo 4 місяці тому +1

    one of my fav characters in any tv show ever so good lmao

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 роки тому +24

    Anyone irl would be lucky to have such a ride or die friend like Jared. The guy is awesome and hilarious

  • @Wuhhhht
    @Wuhhhht 5 років тому +46

    The look of absolute delight when Jared realizes that him and Richard have a secret

  • @leahsullivan5851
    @leahsullivan5851 3 роки тому +6

    I love that Jared regularly quotes real business theory.

  • @revellifevideo
    @revellifevideo 6 років тому +25

    He’s such a good soul :)

  • @sebu6831
    @sebu6831 5 років тому +26

    24:57 I die everytime at this part, I cant help it :'D

  • @carlbritto284
    @carlbritto284 5 років тому +3

    these compilations are the best. really gonna miss this show

  • @123Crew123
    @123Crew123 6 років тому +28

    7:53 Absolutely David.

  • @RicheGarcia
    @RicheGarcia 5 років тому +15

    Richard has the best assistant/bodyguard ever.

  • @floooooo
    @floooooo 6 років тому +24

    If I am ever going to create a start-up... I hope to find an employee like jared.

  • @StevenCBlah
    @StevenCBlah 5 років тому +4

    This man is nothing short of a legend