I took Alex Jones' Health Advice for 30 Days

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  • For 30 days I follow the health advice of Alex Jones. Diet, conspiracies, and SUPER male vitality, I test out the teachings of Alex Jones and see if they're real or a hoax.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @NewGoldStandard
    @NewGoldStandard 6 років тому +5129

    I don't know man, the way you no-looked that swish into the trashcan at the end..?
    you're telling me that isn't the Male Vitality at work???

    • @Odium1981
      @Odium1981 6 років тому +134

      I think it's mostly hate that brought him through countless hours practicing just that one throw.

    • @billbobaggins5309
      @billbobaggins5309 6 років тому +70

      ATE SOME EDIBLE AND WENT ON A ROAD TRIP LISTING TO ALEX JONES HEART RATE INCREASED AND CURLED UP IN THE BACK SEAT LIKE A BABY IN FEAR THE GOV WAS GONNA EAT MY BABY SOUL

    • @younghove01
      @younghove01 6 років тому +1

      Lmao!

    • @RamiroLeiva
      @RamiroLeiva 6 років тому

      Lmao

    • @ayzoid9980
      @ayzoid9980 6 років тому +5

      Lol 😂 I’m just worried about the gay frogs

  • @anyamckercher2408
    @anyamckercher2408 5 років тому +2150

    For the life of me I can’t tell which of these comments are meant to be ironic and which of them are genuine

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 5 років тому +9

      I haven't called it in years, but this entire comment section is a big ol' poe.

    • @loucam-l6214
      @loucam-l6214 5 років тому +9

      It must be a healthy mix

    • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
      @herbivorethecarnivore8447 5 років тому +56

      I hate that people take Alex Jones seriously. It's just sad how they can hear what he's saying and think 'Yes, that's reasonable and morally good.'

    • @Agaetis181
      @Agaetis181 5 років тому +28

      @@herbivorethecarnivore8447 I hate that people take John Oliver, Stephen Colbert & THE ENTIRE MAINSTREAM MEDIA seriously. It's just sad how they can hear what he's saying and think 'Yes, that's reasonable and morally good.'

    • @mc9723
      @mc9723 5 років тому +40

      @@Agaetis181 2 comedians are the "entire mainstream media"? No wonder you listen to this joke!

  • @FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime
    @FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime 5 років тому +2293

    Says he followed Alex Jones’ health advice.
    Drinks bottled water.

    • @FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime
      @FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime 5 років тому +129

      Kawaii Imouto the plastic itself contains chemicals which can alter hormones and cause liver damage.

    • @goodwilj
      @goodwilj 5 років тому +33

      Right, I don't see any Alexapure water filter.

    • @ZelosSama
      @ZelosSama 5 років тому +10

      This is all satire anyway

    • @Wurmo
      @Wurmo 5 років тому +6

      I bet he still has that shower head and replaces the filter as directed.

    • @ipiledrivedalexjones6935
      @ipiledrivedalexjones6935 5 років тому

      @@FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime says who? Plastic is immortal why do you think water can erode it

  • @AlexA-wb9pr
    @AlexA-wb9pr 5 років тому +363

    Smh everyone knows the effects start kicking on after 32 days

    • @alexramos1435
      @alexramos1435 4 роки тому +7

      They actually took me 33 days. But maybe I did 3 days wrong.

    • @slimestoneexpert9804
      @slimestoneexpert9804 4 роки тому +5

      Is this sarcasm?

    • @paperbagmask3409
      @paperbagmask3409 3 роки тому +1

      Mine took little under 2months and now i have seen alot of changes.. People are different, it works on some people atleast worth a try (:

    • @evanoverzet921
      @evanoverzet921 3 роки тому

      @@paperbagmask3409 please tell me you’re joking. The only thing you feel is lead poisoning

    • @paperbagmask3409
      @paperbagmask3409 3 роки тому

      @@evanoverzet921 ok

  • @xWood4000
    @xWood4000 6 років тому +7479

    You should have done a physical exam before and after.

    • @K0WALSKI1
      @K0WALSKI1 6 років тому +83

      xWood4000 This video is as Supersize Me as it gets!

    • @xWood4000
      @xWood4000 6 років тому +5

      K0WALSKI1 Yeah.

    • @attentionwarrior3632
      @attentionwarrior3632 6 років тому +146

      xWood4000 wait there are actually people that believe in this "male hormone booster" shit? lmao

    • @sparkymtgal
      @sparkymtgal 6 років тому +196

      He would never do an exam before and after. It might show something worked on him and he is just clueless.

    • @ericwilmot857
      @ericwilmot857 6 років тому +49

      Rotwelscher are you afraid that he might have gained some muscle?

  • @templariclegion2826
    @templariclegion2826 6 років тому +4965

    I like how he gets banned off UA-cam and now this video gets suggested to me by UA-cam haha

    • @GreySinWhiteLie
      @GreySinWhiteLie 6 років тому +86

      Templaric Legion
      Whoa....good point. Recommended to me as well.

    • @TheDesmo54
      @TheDesmo54 6 років тому +51

      Templaric Legion I had the same experience. Wonder who’s paying this guy.

    • @MrHolidayz
      @MrHolidayz 6 років тому +13

      ..same here my dude...

    • @FloorFerret
      @FloorFerret 6 років тому +43

      Have you watched videos about the ban? Since, you know, watching Alex jones content and then wondering why a video with his name in the title shows up on your suggested isn't exactly surprising.

    • @danielconde8735
      @danielconde8735 6 років тому +3

      Same here

  • @mrjohnnyjohnster3940
    @mrjohnnyjohnster3940 5 років тому +420

    It's a fascinating world we live in where the best thing about UA-cam videos these days is the comments section.

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 4 роки тому +1

      It's really not tho Johnny Bravo.
      Or at least it shouldn't be. But you know: commoners

    • @heathere8488
      @heathere8488 4 роки тому +1

      IKR?

    • @fakename7725
      @fakename7725 4 роки тому +5

      Oh god it’s not. The comments section of UA-cam is the worst thing man has ever created

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 4 роки тому +2

      MrJohnnyJohnster no it isn’t. UA-cam comment sections are genuinely awful, but reddit is worse.

    • @LeoMumford
      @LeoMumford 4 роки тому +1

      Here here

  • @626Late
    @626Late 5 років тому +736

    that throw at the end is pure proof that your testosteron level has atleast doubled.

    • @theoddace
      @theoddace 5 років тому

      LaTe Ko fr

    • @richardsmith3199
      @richardsmith3199 5 років тому +24

      as he looked round at the end in amazement that he got it in one he cut to hide his joy

    • @fanimeproductionst.v.3735
      @fanimeproductionst.v.3735 5 років тому +11

      0*2 is still 0

    • @tylerh2311
      @tylerh2311 5 років тому +6

      There is no way he hit that shot. You can see it do a weird curve at the end right before it went in.

    • @makbar59
      @makbar59 4 роки тому +4

      @@tylerh2311 It was the force... That's what male vitality is...

  • @djhey123
    @djhey123 5 років тому +1793

    Should have gotten a testosterone test before and after.

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 років тому +203

      Don't need to. Was zero before, and maybe 1 after

    • @JVarni
      @JVarni 5 років тому +39

      Don't need to because you're a fucking idiot if you think that supp is going to raise test. Powerlifters and gym bros would be swarming this shit if it did, but take it from someone who has actually gone to school for this: the only thing raising your test is a shot in the ass of test. Help my fuck you morons make snake oil salesmen rich.

    • @aldariel744
      @aldariel744 5 років тому +58

      @@JVarni you're ignorant as fuck if you think that's the only thing that would do it for your testosterone. Study more before you talk dude...

    • @UserName-ii1ce
      @UserName-ii1ce 5 років тому +1

      oof ew these supplements weren't appetizing, I'm just gonna go for a jog

    • @JVarni
      @JVarni 5 років тому +19

      @@aldariel744 - I've been an ACE certified personal trainer for 6 years and went to uni for exercise science and nutrition. Provide a source showing something other than hormonal supplementation raising free test levels in the blood more than a negligible amount. Seriously, I'll wait. But I'm willing to bet you don't respond because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

  • @HiDeguild
    @HiDeguild 6 років тому +2311

    Well obviously Alex Jones' supplements wouldn't work on a Canadian.

    • @sam101rum6
      @sam101rum6 6 років тому +8

      im from canada i buy all his heal stuff and i knew Trump was gonna win thxs to alexs

    • @privateer177666
      @privateer177666 6 років тому +16

      Blame Canada! Blame Canada, eh?

    • @rangerousdave
      @rangerousdave 6 років тому +15

      iamthefirsttosecond Maybe in Queefbec. The rest of us ride moose to work and peel potatoes on our steel wool-like chest hair.

    • @boogityboo1467
      @boogityboo1467 6 років тому +18

      Super Male Vitality doesn't work on homosexuals

    • @orimeiraz3079
      @orimeiraz3079 6 років тому

      greenserrada, it doesn't look like the middle east

  • @iv3716
    @iv3716 4 роки тому +51

    The Alex Jones Infowars Store changed my life.
    I was a chemical poisoned, communist homosexual living in the squalors of Houstons water treatment plant.
    I started taking colloidal silver two years ago.
    I cant explain it, but everything changed.
    I left my soy boyfriend, left the water treatment plant, and reformed heterosexual through Jesus Christ.
    Before I knew it, God provided me a gorgeous bride. Long legs, big piercing eyes, and the smoothest skin.
    It didn’t take long before we wed, and she beared me our first batch of eggs. 2052 strong.
    Thanks to Alex, and my wife taking super female vitality, every last one hatched.
    Im now a proud father of 2052, chemical free, 4chan browsing, infowars listening patriots.
    My Name is Pepe Croaker. And I stand by Infowars.
    We love you Alex, thank you so much.... for everything.

  • @kaedandpachi2552
    @kaedandpachi2552 3 роки тому +239

    Now you're the conspiracy theorist if you don't wear a mask. Ah how times have changed

    • @FalloutNewVegasMods44
      @FalloutNewVegasMods44 2 роки тому +3

      ikr

    • @jameljarvis1978
      @jameljarvis1978 Рік тому

      X-D X-D X-D

    • @Asachara
      @Asachara Рік тому +1

      masks do nothing unless they are sealed. pointless and wearing a mask makes u a conspiracy theorist

    • @RealNick04
      @RealNick04 Рік тому

      This aged fine like wine. The N95 masks were the only masks that did something. Although so of the anti maskers took it far and had temper tantrums in public.

  • @sbenton827
    @sbenton827 6 років тому +1765

    Says the supplements didn't work, yet nails an inhuman back shot into the trashcan.

    • @thesweetcuban
      @thesweetcuban 6 років тому +70

      i spilled my cereal laughing

    • @Gill5336
      @Gill5336 6 років тому

      LOL true

    • @thesteelshark
      @thesteelshark 6 років тому +54

      Pretty sure he did that a number of times before that take.

    • @sbenton827
      @sbenton827 6 років тому +25

      thesteelshark we'll never know will we?

    • @primatein
      @primatein 6 років тому +26

      The X Files music was a perfect touch

  • @sircrabsalot9507
    @sircrabsalot9507 6 років тому +2436

    Well, at the very least you don't have to fear gay frogs anymore.

    • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
      @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar 6 років тому +18

      "gay sperm whales"
      I'm done! XD

    • @98230983290
      @98230983290 6 років тому +12

      Just gonna leave this here... phys.org/news/2017-07-freshwater-male-fish-exposed-chemicals.html

    • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
      @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar 6 років тому +6

      +874822 Good find man. Don't get me wrong, I love joking about the gay frogs, but I know that this crap is real. To ignore it in disbelief without actually checking stuff up because the messenger you first heard from seems crazy is really dumb to me.
      Stay cool bro!

    • @vashman01
      @vashman01 6 років тому

      Check out PBS
      ua-cam.com/video/nBbkwlGM7X0/v-deo.html

    • @edmsquad
      @edmsquad 6 років тому +5

      Sir Crabsalot But wait the FDA legally kills about 150,000 to 200,000 Americans yearly from taking legal lethal drugs and the side effects... that's insane... no wonder Alex has so many followers and sells them *fire* supps

  • @robbyr6520
    @robbyr6520 4 роки тому +27

    5:24 this man was living in 2020 in 2017

  • @warriorsonly9966
    @warriorsonly9966 4 роки тому +279

    Who else is watching this in 2020 those 3m masks dont seem so crazy now huh lmao

    • @212Roger
      @212Roger 4 роки тому +8

      Israel Gonzalez Exactly, he’s ready for the coronavirus as well.

    • @Josh55ify
      @Josh55ify 4 роки тому +16

      yes they do lol. They do nothing

    • @bocadaisy11
      @bocadaisy11 3 роки тому +3

      I was just thinking that.

    • @chadfolmar5900
      @chadfolmar5900 3 роки тому +4

      That's why I clicked

    • @Diamondraw4Real
      @Diamondraw4Real 3 роки тому +3

      @M D yeah but he said about "being ready for anything"

  • @corneliuandsons
    @corneliuandsons 6 років тому +360

    You look like you turned redder, I'd say it worked.

    • @FirstLast-vf4ij
      @FirstLast-vf4ij 6 років тому +2

      Corneliu & Sons There is a thing called sun that you get exposed to outdoors, it tends to darken or redden skin whether you are on a special diet or not...

    • @kennbud
      @kennbud 6 років тому +25

      First Last Oh really? Never heard of it before. Must be another one of those government schemes to control the world. Also whats that white circle in the sky?

    • @GalaxyGal-
      @GalaxyGal- 6 років тому +12

      First Last It was a reference to one of Jones’ before and after pictures of him taking Super Male Vitality. No change in physique, just got redder.

    • @donnyst.pierre3820
      @donnyst.pierre3820 6 років тому +1

      He walked to a belt store

    • @marinaproger2324
      @marinaproger2324 6 років тому

      Haha yes. John Oliver bit on Alex Jones was amazing. Redder... he needed to buy the wipes too.

  • @Guardiandown895
    @Guardiandown895 6 років тому +175

    Best advice was eating more veggies.

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 6 років тому

      Shawn Thompson yup

  • @bennyclay
    @bennyclay 2 роки тому +11

    Dude was living 2020 before anyone else was.

  • @optimumperformance
    @optimumperformance 2 роки тому +35

    I guess Alex Jones was right about a lot of things after all

  • @fudgethemonkey3980
    @fudgethemonkey3980 6 років тому +176

    I must say, it’s coincidental that this only now appears in my feed, not days after Alex Jones has been banned from many a platform.

    • @naturalfluency2315
      @naturalfluency2315 5 років тому

      Demon Rat but you need free speech

    • @naturalfluency2315
      @naturalfluency2315 5 років тому

      Demon Rat so you shouldn’t silence someone out on every social media for giving an opinion.

    • @naturalfluency2315
      @naturalfluency2315 5 років тому +1

      Demon Rat no I’m not saying you silenced anyone I’m just saying when you said nothing from him should be in my feed I was thinking you are glad that he’s banned for from every platform

    • @npd6666
      @npd6666 5 років тому +1

      I don't understand why people think they can spout off random, biased, meaningless bullshit, yet those same people get mad if you speak against them. Try and think about your stupidity and hypocrisy before you open your mouth and use your first right.

    • @naturalfluency2315
      @naturalfluency2315 5 років тому +1

      kingpatty But I don’t think he should have been shut down on every platform For conspiracy theory’s Mabye
      some things he says is true if everyone silenced him

  • @ShilohJanowick
    @ShilohJanowick 6 років тому +2043

    when he threw the juicies away my heart broke

    • @Fitzgibble
      @Fitzgibble 6 років тому +16

      preach brother

    • @Creomortis
      @Creomortis 6 років тому

      Why?

    • @Creomortis
      @Creomortis 6 років тому

      Sounds appetising .

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому +25

      To be fair, it's like throwing soda away. Same sugar content.

    • @electthelambda
      @electthelambda 6 років тому +63

      That's the _GAY_ in your heart, crying out for a refuel. What you gotta do is take your Super Male Vitality™ supplements and drink AlphaBrain™ instead, brother.

  • @linden72
    @linden72 5 років тому +124

    Atrazine effects take more than 30 days to reverse, but in your case the damage may be permanent.

  • @ptrckhnry7634
    @ptrckhnry7634 5 років тому +102

    Weird when you know how the video will end as soon as it starts.

    • @beigepill9322
      @beigepill9322 4 роки тому +10

      EXACTLY, he had zero interest in giving an unbiased review

  • @panmpap4679
    @panmpap4679 5 років тому +807

    His podcast with Joe Rogan is the GOAT of podcasts.

    • @panmpap4679
      @panmpap4679 5 років тому +5

      Stephen Doyle Parkour Yep.

    • @justinfinch2458
      @justinfinch2458 5 років тому +3

      It really was

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 років тому +2

      Also on the Logan Paul podcast

    • @masennakonieczny2377
      @masennakonieczny2377 4 роки тому +3

      One podcast to rule them all

    • @iRaps1
      @iRaps1 4 роки тому +4

      Alex Jones is a nutcase and he'll die a nutcase.

  • @iliketastybread9010
    @iliketastybread9010 6 років тому +669

    It would have been interesting if you had your testosterone levels measured before and after the experiment. Feels like a missed opportunity.

    • @iliketastybread9010
      @iliketastybread9010 6 років тому +43

      Kalapurka actually it doesn't, not in the US. No need to be so rude.

    • @DarkLinkAD
      @DarkLinkAD 6 років тому +3

      Actually, some "natural" test boosters do work, but are often taken off the market... Example being Geranium root or otherwise concentrated as DMAA.

    • @Allan_T
      @Allan_T 6 років тому

      DarkLinkAD I took testosterone boosters when I was 12, and it worked

    • @Torchmanz
      @Torchmanz 6 років тому +16

      I'd agree with the OP in that an actual scientific measure of his testosterone levels before and after would have been a lot more convincing than his opinion on how he "feels". Big missed oppurtunity to show how useless or useful the products are.

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 6 років тому +9

      99legion when you do nofap your testosterone actually does increase, and after around 7 days it peaks then slowly goes back down.
      And since you wanted proof
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12659241?dopt=Abstract
      www.actaps.com.cn/paper/200206/article/2002-6-15.pdf
      The first link is a basic summery of the research and the second is a pdf page of the full research, but it's in Chinese

  • @beltransanchez5571
    @beltransanchez5571 5 років тому +160

    He never said that the only way to not be controlled is through his supplements

    • @Woodland_Warrior
      @Woodland_Warrior 5 років тому

      Beltrán Sánchez not true

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 років тому +5

      @Shawn William triggered libtard lmao 😂👌🏻

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 5 років тому +1

      Shawn William hit or miss I guess u always miss Hun ?

    • @crowned2088
      @crowned2088 5 років тому

      @john Stetson Dude your literally referring to the left wingers

    • @thinkingmachine354
      @thinkingmachine354 4 роки тому +3

      john Stetson if you don’t fear the government (especially now) and dismiss religion then you’re on your way to be harshly surprised.
      If you’re not too old and not too stupid, I bet you’ll become religious in some form and a hardcore nationalist.
      It’s the strongest and most natural state of man.

  • @gerronbarr8466
    @gerronbarr8466 3 роки тому +7

    When you see the thumbnail in 2020 and think this is a recent video. lol

  • @jonlamar224
    @jonlamar224 5 років тому +674

    obviously this will not work for you because you are Canadian

    • @ColonPal
      @ColonPal 5 років тому +9

      Why? Isn't Canada putting the 'gay chemicals' in their water? I think it's a GREAT IDEA! I've seen Americans all over the place turn gay before my very eyes! It's so fun. Even Alex Jones turned gay and ripped off all his clothes in a busy supermarket, and laid down on his back and began FUCKING HIMSELF with cucumbers! It was HILARIOUS wished I'd had my camera phone to shoot video.

    • @TrailerguyGotStolen
      @TrailerguyGotStolen 5 років тому +5

      You need to follow Rick Mercer's health advice if you're Canadian

    • @ColonPal
      @ColonPal 5 років тому

      WTF is Rick Mercer? And why would anyone follow his advice?

    • @TrailerguyGotStolen
      @TrailerguyGotStolen 5 років тому +2

      @@ColonPal He's a Canadian comedian

    • @ColonPal
      @ColonPal 5 років тому +1

      Trailerguy oh! Have to check him out! Thanks

  • @user-hr9oz8xv6n
    @user-hr9oz8xv6n 6 років тому +1574

    So this guy is eating better, exercising regularly and reconnecting with nature. Oh the horror.

    • @zinov3
      @zinov3 6 років тому +137

      Tim K and apparently sees no effect.. Lol, maybe he's blinded by his own bias..

    • @redhawkmillenium
      @redhawkmillenium 6 років тому +287

      The point is that you can do all of that without buying any of the supplements that Jones peddles.

    • @StinkyBlack1
      @StinkyBlack1 6 років тому +46

      redhawkmillenium funny how you don’t see liberal douches ripping GNC a new one though huh?

    • @cohcam2113
      @cohcam2113 6 років тому +14

      anton eckart for real, its easy to join the band wagon instead of thinking for yourself. I hate hit pieces no matter who theyre on. Mind your own business. If it doesnt sing to you dont buy it. Dont go on a crusade.

    • @venomf0
      @venomf0 6 років тому +22

      redhawkmillenium its to support the show. He is not selling snake oil. They are actual supplements. Now if dont like him thats a whole diff story.

  • @nathangames9532
    @nathangames9532 4 роки тому +107

    Remember when wearing a mask out in public was weird?

    • @ernestberlot8289
      @ernestberlot8289 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @keepnitreall6152
      @keepnitreall6152 3 роки тому +11

      Still is maaaa maaaa

    • @jacksonbroadus6298
      @jacksonbroadus6298 3 роки тому

      Yep

    • @ShadowFalcon
      @ShadowFalcon 3 роки тому +1

      @@keepnitreall6152
      Aww, can the little weakling's, weak little lungs not handle a tiny facemask.

    • @eugenekrabs7707
      @eugenekrabs7707 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShadowFalcon not going to lie, a weaker beta person would be more likely to wear a mask.

  • @askeletonsdaisy2440
    @askeletonsdaisy2440 4 роки тому +15

    He warned you & now you're quarantined lol!

  • @y1521t21b5
    @y1521t21b5 6 років тому +409

    What a level-headed, calm and collected fellow that Alex Jones is.

    • @Gyohdon
      @Gyohdon 5 років тому +7

      you report on over 2 decades of government corruption while everyone calls you a nutjob and the media actively tries to sabotage you and see if you can maintain composure at all times.
      most of these clips are cherry picked, the majority of the time alex is calm or jolly and cracking jokes, but he has his moments and everyone uses those to portray him as an unhinged lunatic

    • @robobertob
      @robobertob 5 років тому +5

      if he's not an unhinged lunatic then why does he have those big shouty lunatic moments in the first place

    • @Gyohdon
      @Gyohdon 5 років тому

      wow it's almost like you didn't read my entire comment

    • @robobertob
      @robobertob 5 років тому +1

      ok so you want me to comment about those 2 decades of misinformation and fear mongering?

    • @Gyohdon
      @Gyohdon 5 років тому

      i doubt you've watched more than an hour of alex jones' material so to pretend you know the things he's said over the past 2 decades is pointless

  • @letthemeatboobs
    @letthemeatboobs 5 років тому +463

    Why didnt you get your levels checked by a doctor before and after?

    • @ollehammarberg8791
      @ollehammarberg8791 5 років тому +86

      You can't trust a doctor duh

    • @jacobaustin-sides2875
      @jacobaustin-sides2875 5 років тому +3

      Olle Hammarberg 😂😂😂

    • @TraviansLittleHelpe
      @TraviansLittleHelpe 5 років тому +57

      Because obviously he’s trying to make a joke about it, he’s not actually trying to see what it does.

    • @simonpeter5032
      @simonpeter5032 5 років тому +24

      Because that requires common sense.

    • @evanbarnes9984
      @evanbarnes9984 5 років тому +3

      Because that's expensive to do, probably, and there's lots of evidence that herbal supplements don't increase test in any significant way

  • @grimreaper1551
    @grimreaper1551 3 роки тому +7

    5:25 Alex Jones predicted Covid and this guy was ahead of all of us

  • @WiseLuck117
    @WiseLuck117 2 роки тому +11

    It’s pretty ironic and funny watching how awkward he feels when wearing a mask around in public

  • @jeremyfinch2835
    @jeremyfinch2835 5 років тому +104

    As an outside observer:
    You went from beta at beginning of video to confident, proactive male. Finally, you tossed the bottle without looking, 25 feet over your shoulder AND MADE THE BASKET!! How? Probably the supplements and confidence. You can’t see the change in yourself; we can.
    Gonna buy me some Super Male Vitality now!

    • @Gatman74
      @Gatman74 Рік тому

      🙄

    • @ajmosutra7667
      @ajmosutra7667 11 місяців тому +1

      Seriously he looked so much better

    • @miketyson8933
      @miketyson8933 11 місяців тому +1

      I saw that too! He literally needs to look up those ingredients and see that the stuff works, and its all natural, only thing that would fix his hairline is a surgery Elon Musk did and he would have to get Stem Cell for any kind of drive. From the very first minute I just laughed and immediately said.......SHYYYYTY GENETICS PLAIN & SIMPLE. THIS BETA KID WAS BALDING IN THE 7th GRADE I BET YA!! 😂😂😂

  • @Moldeyawsome12
    @Moldeyawsome12 6 років тому +313

    “I need a drink”
    Fills glass from shower head 😂😂

  • @sunitaramprasad458
    @sunitaramprasad458 3 роки тому +15

    You definitely seem healthier by the end

  • @matenagy8092
    @matenagy8092 5 років тому +14

    You should take any supplement for at least 90 days to feel the effect.

  • @NJprepper321
    @NJprepper321 6 років тому +686

    That x-files beat goes haaaaard.

    • @Jaasau
      @Jaasau 5 років тому +6

      RedDotTactical556 That beat is legit.

    • @danyeo21
      @danyeo21 5 років тому

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @KesorodaBlk
      @KesorodaBlk 5 років тому +1

      That beat is nice. Adding it to my iTunes soon.

  • @willmorrell488
    @willmorrell488 6 років тому +107

    Now post an outtakes video showing how many tries it took for you to throw it in the bin.

    • @DougsDiggers
      @DougsDiggers 6 років тому +17

      it was first try, the supplements worked.

    • @codycrossman
      @codycrossman 6 років тому

      ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Hahaha, brilliant. 😄

  • @Awonya
    @Awonya 4 роки тому +12

    the thumbnail predicted 2020

  • @ryanbrown376
    @ryanbrown376 5 років тому +31

    He probably got headaches because he drank from his shower which is held in a separate tank and not filtered as good as drinking water

    • @theiosprohs521
      @theiosprohs521 5 років тому +10

      Thats how far back american housing technology is? Jesus

    • @theiosprohs521
      @theiosprohs521 5 років тому

      @CallMeJack American: Canada, Usa, Mexico...

    • @theiosprohs521
      @theiosprohs521 5 років тому

      @CallMeJack well many people wont, you are right, although it isnt technically wrong to do it. However, him living in Canada still proves my initial point.

    • @theiosprohs521
      @theiosprohs521 5 років тому

      @CallMeJack Calm down, yes, i did mean the US, yet still, my point stands. Good comparison though, sir.

    • @georgecoker734
      @georgecoker734 5 років тому +1

      @@theiosprohs521 As an American, I know we're conceited enough to think anyone saying American is referring only to the USA. Live long and prosper my dude.

  • @hfulhorst
    @hfulhorst 6 років тому +42

    You're telling me you woulda made that shot at the end without the supplements... yeah ok.

  • @TheJustmetitus
    @TheJustmetitus 6 років тому +663

    So ate right , worked out , drank purified water 30 days and took vitamins ? How is that bad advice ?

    • @tbhon
      @tbhon 6 років тому +176

      Did you not watch the video? The shit Alex Jones sells did nothing special to help him and they were a waste of money. You don't need super male vitality to work out and eat healthy

    • @shermanlee2164
      @shermanlee2164 6 років тому +69

      Nines, do you have a brain or do you believe everything you hear. First, as a consumer of those products I have asked doctor's opinions and did research and proved that those products are good for the body. Secondly, 30 days is not enough for anything to work, it is a supplement which are used to improve your condition over a long period of time. Thirdly, it is quite obvious that this douchebag is biased and whether he has actually used them for 30 days is unproven. I have used the vitamins and Coq10 for a while now and body checkups PROVE that my body is well and my health is great.

    • @radiofreedom947
      @radiofreedom947 6 років тому +4

      lee Sherman, lung cleanse worked amazingly well for me when I had a cough that wouldn't go away, I was breathing better and stopped coughing in about 5 minutes.

    • @shermanlee2164
      @shermanlee2164 6 років тому +27

      In case you don't know my dude, "supplements" boost your health little by little over a period of time, like a therapy.

    • @grahamhill676
      @grahamhill676 6 років тому +29

      lee sherman Lol you have to pay Alex Jones to feel boosted..?

  • @RagingDong
    @RagingDong 5 років тому +22

    You will never defeat GOD!

    • @ronaldfaler4753
      @ronaldfaler4753 4 роки тому +5

      Someone forgot to take their meds this morning

    • @andrewworkman9488
      @andrewworkman9488 3 роки тому

      @@ronaldfaler4753 someone forgot to take *psychotropic drugs this morning.

  • @betotrono
    @betotrono 5 років тому +47

    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down*
    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down*
    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down*
    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down*
    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down*
    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down*
    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down*
    "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements."
    *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, it goes in, manages to contain himself, finishes ending statement.*

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 роки тому +1

      You don't have a point. One can fluke on the first try or he can do the take multiple times and go with the one where that happens.
      Either case everything was right. If you need any of these vitamins you can very easily purchase them at grocery store. Alex Jones makes you pay through the nose for something that is very easy to acquire.

  • @REONEON12
    @REONEON12 5 років тому +864

    7:07 *I like how the supplement bottle curved into the trash can.*

    • @pitrovsecondary9454
      @pitrovsecondary9454 5 років тому +14

      but how did he do it?

    • @RottenVael
      @RottenVael 5 років тому +280

      the super male vitality.....it gave him....Special Powers

    • @DeadBaron
      @DeadBaron 5 років тому +183

      I like how it rattled when it should have been empty after 30 days 🤔

    • @larsvankoningsveld6179
      @larsvankoningsveld6179 5 років тому +12

      He must be a lizard

    • @GraceAlone614
      @GraceAlone614 5 років тому +18

      Dead Baron he probably had a second bottle. He did say he was taking the supplements twice a day, so it could just be that he had to buy another bottle.

  • @sandequation2653
    @sandequation2653 6 років тому +688

    All these people are so triggered but he just did exactly what Alex Jones said to do and recorded the results.

    • @swedish0spartans
      @swedish0spartans 5 років тому +78

      I think the problem is the lack of scientifical accuracy. I personally would never buy supplements from shady Jones, but if Goal Guys really wants to prove a point here he's got to be more accurate. This can be done by having a physical exam before and after as well as a blood exam. Furthermore, it's arguable whether a month is enough to notice a difference. All in all, a more controlled study where he'd try this for, say, three months and would have had some doctors involved could've lead to more reliable results, even if the results reached the same conclusion he did initially.

    • @danceswithghostsquickspiri697
      @danceswithghostsquickspiri697 5 років тому

      Hail alfadhirhaiti

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 5 років тому

      Calvin MacDonald wait wtf 33:10 like and dislike ratio. Wtf, people actually dislike this

    • @imro1096
      @imro1096 5 років тому +4

      That one too comfortable uncle you believe this alex guy?
      Damn ur stupid as fuck

    • @imro1096
      @imro1096 5 років тому +1

      That one too comfortable uncle 0😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nokiya
    @Nokiya 5 років тому +119

    >Starts video off with a lie in less than a minute
    wow this should be fun

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 5 років тому +8

      What did he lie about

    • @justjosie8963
      @justjosie8963 4 роки тому +6

      @@cannonfodder4000 plus he claims Jones says he is the sole provider of truth. That's a leftist invention if I ever heard one. Up their with calling all Trump supporters racist.

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 4 роки тому +2

      PermaCultureBob96 no, you’re supposed to provide evidence to show democracy is a conspiracy theory.

    • @LeontheSmithy
      @LeontheSmithy 4 роки тому +4

      @@cannonfodder4000 Just triggered Alex Jones fanboys.

    • @brandonconard2682
      @brandonconard2682 4 роки тому +5

      @@LeontheSmithy You have no real argument so you make an unoriginal low IQ statement.

  • @noonehere4332
    @noonehere4332 4 роки тому +7

    5:22 is the most normal thing you can see now

    • @AscendingEnergy31
      @AscendingEnergy31 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if they put the coronavirus in the chemtrails

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk 5 років тому +584

    “Stop letting people control you and buy our things!”

    • @Woodys_Wisdom
      @Woodys_Wisdom 5 років тому +11

      teensy weensy brain u have there. they are 100% transparent that they are fully supported by those who buy their products. people dont buy, they go away...but they're still here...hmmm

    • @jodomoe2264
      @jodomoe2264 5 років тому +19

      @@Woodys_Wisdom Amazing how such a simple joke can fly over your head.

    • @Woodys_Wisdom
      @Woodys_Wisdom 5 років тому +7

      @@jodomoe2264 what you said wasn't a joke. In fact, it's actually the truth of their operation, so again, you're an idiot who doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand...AND you think you're a comedian. That's rich. :-)

    • @douwehuysmans5959
      @douwehuysmans5959 5 років тому +6

      @@Woodys_Wisdom Wooooosh

    • @snailart9214
      @snailart9214 5 років тому +7

      @@Woodys_Wisdom this is the biggest whoosh I've seen bois

  • @ZanarGaming
    @ZanarGaming 6 років тому +1468

    Lmao the editting

    • @benlogicfactsshapiro
      @benlogicfactsshapiro 6 років тому +66

      Zanar Aesthetics 3 words and misspells the word “editing” but manages to get 200 likes.

    • @meowllison9414
      @meowllison9414 6 років тому +11

      Dumbass Demoman Lmao is not a word.

    • @joeythehat9
      @joeythehat9 6 років тому +1

      2:55 Bahahahah

    • @alisabelove6254
      @alisabelove6254 6 років тому +4

      You have to drink the bone broth, that will help with your low sex drive. lol

    • @joeythehat9
      @joeythehat9 6 років тому +8

      Weather u get it from infowars or not, bone broth is damn good for you.

  • @gusbus643
    @gusbus643 5 років тому +22

    So this was a Fake product review that was trying to criticise Alex Jones. Which was very well done tbh. But it was trying to come off as neutral which is what ticked me and other off

    • @heelturnsface
      @heelturnsface 5 років тому +1

      He used them and reviewed them. Definitely real.

  • @steveh7682
    @steveh7682 2 роки тому +4

    What Alex does is he finds what are the best supplements being sold on the market and has formulas made up that copy the best ones out there (ingredients wise} and sells them at a lower price than others do . I use his Nascent Iodine X2 and I can get the same exact formula from another company, but he sells his for about $5 to $10 dollars less than the competitors. Any supplement takes between 6 and 8 weeks to notice the first effects. Giving up glutton (wheat , barley rye and oats ) makes the supplements more absorbable .

  • @Seeanwheresmyjumper
    @Seeanwheresmyjumper 5 років тому +246

    I don't think he could've made that shot at the end if he hadn't taken the Alex Jones diet.

    • @tylerh2311
      @tylerh2311 5 років тому +5

      Sean O'Keeffe I don’t think he actually hit that shot to begin with

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 роки тому +10

      If this is ALex Jones special diet why is Jones so fat and over weight.

    • @romelleabdulaleem283
      @romelleabdulaleem283 4 роки тому +1

      @@anthonybrogan390 why does the plumber's sink leak?

    • @LeontheSmithy
      @LeontheSmithy 4 роки тому +5

      @@anthonybrogan390 because alex jones is a scammer.

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 6 років тому +1027

    I loled at the trap x files theme

    • @clytorismcmeme8012
      @clytorismcmeme8012 6 років тому +10

      Evan Drane Fire thou 👌😂

    • @GamesterHitler
      @GamesterHitler 6 років тому +4

      Read it as it was happening

    • @NJOverclocked
      @NJOverclocked 6 років тому

      Evan Drane lol'd*

    • @magentasound_
      @magentasound_ 6 років тому

      Same, it was acc dope

    • @edmsquad
      @edmsquad 6 років тому +1

      Evan Drane But wait the FDA legally kills about 150,000 to 200,000 Americans yearly from taking legal lethal drugs and the side effects... that's insane... no wonder Alex has so many followers and sells them *fire* supps

  • @zs-art7141
    @zs-art7141 5 років тому +11

    The supplements don't work on Canadians

  • @galisherman6275
    @galisherman6275 4 роки тому +2

    This man: wears a mask
    2020: KALM
    This man: flies in an airplane
    2020: *PANIK*

  • @jaytea3085
    @jaytea3085 6 років тому +205

    I can't tell if the 32% dislikes are from people who think this video is supporting Alex Jones, or from people who support Alex Jones.

    • @FF-ob7wl
      @FF-ob7wl 6 років тому +28

      people supporting Alex Jones. You see them here in the comments as well.

    • @jaytea3085
      @jaytea3085 6 років тому

      hm 🤔

    • @andremoreau8390
      @andremoreau8390 6 років тому +17

      Josh T Maybe it's just people who wanted any sort of substance or entertainment from this video, whatsoever.

    • @jaytea3085
      @jaytea3085 6 років тому

      touché

    • @Vistresian1941
      @Vistresian1941 6 років тому +1

      I was wondering the same.

  • @cookiebandit18
    @cookiebandit18 6 років тому +380

    The shower filter bit was an inspired choice.

    • @edmsquad
      @edmsquad 6 років тому +1

      cookiebandit18 But wait the FDA legally kills about 150,000 to 200,000 Americans yearly from taking legal lethal drugs and the side effects... that's insane... no wonder Alex has so many followers and sells them *fire* supps

    • @Mortjep9531
      @Mortjep9531 6 років тому

      Paul A. western food isn't toxic, western food choice is. too many people are overeating on meat and junk food and eat less and less vegetables.

  • @jessicawalton4690
    @jessicawalton4690 4 роки тому +6

    Wouldn’t look out of place with a face mask now 😂

  • @StonedNinjaLUFC
    @StonedNinjaLUFC 5 років тому

    so what other supplements are any better? for example, USN 19 anabol testo, is it better than SMV? did you have a testo test before and after?

  • @roganjohnston
    @roganjohnston 5 років тому +34

    7:00
    "don't pay for the supplements" makes the shot 'wait maybe there is something to this stuff'
    the look over the shoulder says it all.

  • @dwylbtzledwylbtzle5535
    @dwylbtzledwylbtzle5535 6 років тому +18

    All manufacturers charge 3 times what it costs them to produce a product. That's pretty much a standard

    • @Stein871
      @Stein871 6 років тому +1

      or 250 times in the case of apple products

    • @Bigbootycam
      @Bigbootycam 6 років тому

      Stein871 and shoes

  • @mSpinks01
    @mSpinks01 5 років тому

    Hello, what kind of mic are you using?

  • @luisthegoat3006
    @luisthegoat3006 5 років тому +25

    It's crazy because I take almost all the same products and they actually work like I can't believe they work some of the best products I've ever used

  • @Thosewithnonames
    @Thosewithnonames 5 років тому +285

    Hypothesis: Following Alex Jone's diet will be bad for my health
    Results: Did not die after 30 days on prescribed diet
    Conclusion: Alex Jone's diet makes you immortal! Science!

    • @harryharington9543
      @harryharington9543 5 років тому +4

      I mean eating mostly plant based diet and exercising daily is good for you, so if he did feel better it would be largely these factors not the supplements or water filters (unless you're somewhere with a questionable water source) .

    • @loganmohler737
      @loganmohler737 5 років тому

      @@harryharington9543 good point

    • @mrmcevechkin5222
      @mrmcevechkin5222 5 років тому

      Go Caps! 👀

  • @seventwo7223
    @seventwo7223 5 років тому +47

    How many times do you guys think he tried that shot? 7:07

    • @FromW
      @FromW 5 років тому +35

      Just once.... But only because he was on Alex Jones supplements for 30 days.... on day 1 he would of missed.

    • @mesmith2526
      @mesmith2526 5 років тому +2

      M so Super Male Vitality can turn this Ginger into Lebron James?!! Sign me up!!!

    • @3vil6inYT
      @3vil6inYT 5 років тому +1

      His testosterone made him hit the shot

    • @seventwo7223
      @seventwo7223 5 років тому +1

      M indeed

  • @lordkonzilla7890
    @lordkonzilla7890 4 роки тому +5

    7:05 He says the supplements didn't work yet he perfectly lands this shot fake news anyone

  • @hagopovski
    @hagopovski 5 років тому +76

    The truth has made him go mad, but Alex ain't crazy ...

    • @94XJ
      @94XJ Рік тому

      He isnt crazy...he's a lying predator taking advantage of gullible people.

  • @peterhigney4412
    @peterhigney4412 6 років тому +350

    Rip raptors

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 5 років тому +125

    Trains for 2 weeks
    "No increase in muscle mass"
    Don't get ne wrong, I think Jones is somewhat crazy, but a severe increase in muscle mass takes time.

    • @chownful
      @chownful 5 років тому +5

      touch my muscle

    • @onedisgustedboi.4087
      @onedisgustedboi.4087 5 років тому +19

      Hell when i started weightlifting i didn't even see an imprint of noticeable muscle until after about 5 months.

    • @BT-oj1bn
      @BT-oj1bn 4 роки тому +1

      I've been training for almost 17 months and I barely notice the difference still.

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 2 роки тому +10

      @@BT-oj1bn You're training wrong.

    • @DocOrtmeyer
      @DocOrtmeyer 2 роки тому

      About 3 months

  • @kimberlyziegler4030
    @kimberlyziegler4030 2 роки тому +5

    All I’m saying is it’s 2 years later & he wasn’t to far off

  • @jeremiahmcpadden4386
    @jeremiahmcpadden4386 3 роки тому +2

    Watching this in 2021 where the weird thing is he's the only one in the airport with a mask on.

  • @BoomDYadda
    @BoomDYadda 6 років тому +22

    The "How Long Can You Go Without Dying" challenge?

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 6 років тому +1

      A vegetable and plant based diet with some supplements thrown in (whether they are weak or strong is not relevant) and working out will hardly get you killed. In fact I'd argue that if he had taken this "30 days challenge" serious, he should have seen an improvement in his body and well-being regardless of whether he took those supplements or not, based around the fact alone that he improved his diet, worked out intensively and avoided stress.
      Of course this improvement would also be minor because 30 days isn't a very long time when it comes to the human body. Changes are gradual and slow. There are people out there who had lift weights for years before they were closing in on the six pack.
      2nd theory - The video uploader was already living relatively healthy before and doing sports (his arms are quite muscular, indicating he has been working out for a long time) so the changes weren't that big because he already has gotten close to his natural peak before.

    • @BoomDYadda
      @BoomDYadda 6 років тому +1

      Mayhzon wow, how inciteful. With such innate knowledge, you surley would have picked up the ironic tone of my comment.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 6 років тому +1

      Pardon me, but irony doesn't travel well through text.

    • @BoomDYadda
      @BoomDYadda 6 років тому

      Mayhzon Upologize, for I would have thought it would translated relatively well, on account of the context of the video.

  • @bobsamurai
    @bobsamurai 6 років тому +423

    A 3x markup? I wish everything I buy was only marked up 3x, not that I’m defending the product but it’s common to find everyday items we own with a 5-600% markup

  • @comeatmebro1238
    @comeatmebro1238 3 роки тому +2

    Damn this guys really knew some thing. 5:18 look y'all he's got a mask and its not even 2020 yet Lmao

  • @garryhayes6199
    @garryhayes6199 4 роки тому +1

    My dental hygienist went online and bought the Super Blue Toothpaste during my last visit. My gums are better now than they have been for a very long time

  • @evilmickey
    @evilmickey 6 років тому +337

    This guy probably laughed when Alex said your TV and devices are watching you years ago like everybody els.

    • @DanteAtomosKageokami
      @DanteAtomosKageokami 6 років тому +35

      but now he screams about demon entities and pat robertson level shit

    • @liamobrien9451
      @liamobrien9451 6 років тому +16

      Alan Mckay you can play a character and say the truth, or you san play a character and lie. It has no bearing on anything whatsoever. My problem with you fucknuts is that you don't use the correct mental process to think, so you always end up with skewed logic, as can be seen in your comment. You've been lead to believe that you are thinking critically, but the only thing you are achieving is deluding yourselves

    • @liamobrien9451
      @liamobrien9451 6 років тому +5

      Alan Mckay of course I know that politicians lie, that's how politics works. The methods for getting into power and keeping it very rarely align with what is best for the state. Sociologists have solutions to nearly all societal problems we encounter today, economists could make the economy run so much better than it is currently. But doing those things would not help any politician one bit to get elected or reelected. The rules of power gouvern politics, nothing can change that. Not even changing the system, going from capitalism, to communism, to monarchy. The rules for rulers will always be the same. Now that we have gotten that out of the way, the whole reason I call you deluded fucknuts is because Alex Jones is in the business of politics, while pretending to follow the same methods as academics. Whatever he says is not the truth, it's whatever is best to advance his career. If it wasn't, he wouldn't be so profilic today.

    • @liamobrien9451
      @liamobrien9451 6 років тому +6

      Alan Mckay that fluoride turns people gay, that chemtrails turn people gay, that soy turns people gay... Wow come to think about it je must really have some repressed anger huh

    • @liamobrien9451
      @liamobrien9451 6 років тому +9

      On a more serious note, he calls nearly every mass shooting a false flag, unless those committing it are Muslim, in which case it cannot be a false flag (which is true, they are not false flags, but neither are white supremacist attacks), he is an anti vaccer, which is very obviously dangerous for the kids who don't get vaccinated, I'd suggest you go look up some of the few polio survivors who are still alive today and how they live.

  • @SquadJuiced
    @SquadJuiced 6 років тому +36

    Why didn't you have doctor's do pre-diet tests as well as tell us what you took and ate before the changes?

    • @LunaSolarysAD
      @LunaSolarysAD 6 років тому +7

      Covfefe Dreams it might have something to do with the fact that this is all bullshit and Alex Jones is objectively insane.

    • @SquadJuiced
      @SquadJuiced 6 років тому +9

      DatapawWolf So you fight bullshit with more bullshit? That doesn't work. It never works.

    • @mtill7281
      @mtill7281 6 років тому +1

      Covfefe Dreams because he might have proved he was healthier

    • @CANADAWOOOOOOOOO
      @CANADAWOOOOOOOOO 6 років тому +1

      Because its a fucking joke. He’s just showing how stupid and ridiculous alex jones is.

  • @BruceG90
    @BruceG90 5 років тому +4

    You ever think that maybe some of his audience knows about the product mark up but dont care because it supports Jones? I have a coworker that threw that at me when I asked.

  • @HammerBlow500
    @HammerBlow500 4 роки тому +4

    7:06 I had to replay that several times lol

  • @brianmcdowell8021
    @brianmcdowell8021 5 років тому +1600

    Male vitality suppliments only work on males

    • @legoatjames2277
      @legoatjames2277 5 років тому +4

      Brian McDowell ?

    • @MichaelGallardoScienceTech
      @MichaelGallardoScienceTech 5 років тому +74

      OOOHHHHHHHHHH BUUURRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!

    • @dannypike3189
      @dannypike3189 5 років тому +70

      Brian McDowell Isn’t it funny how something can be considered a burn when it’s completely false in every way? Always wondered that.

    • @AkeN996
      @AkeN996 5 років тому +43

      Brian McDowell Dayum, you just shut down absolutely everyone talking bad about your lord and saviour alpha male Alex Jones! For this act of bravery he may give you the permission to become beta instead of omega!

    • @AkeN996
      @AkeN996 5 років тому +31

      Comfy Frog Heh, look at yourself before calling others soyboy. Anyway, what’s weird is that many of InfoWars products do contain soy. Damn, the irony...

  • @Gggeeoorrggee
    @Gggeeoorrggee 5 років тому +247

    why did this guy delete the most thumbed up comment?? Vitamins dont fix gay

    • @trevorwagner6281
      @trevorwagner6281 5 років тому +11

      GZILLA because it's too true that's why it's funny.

    • @npd6666
      @npd6666 5 років тому +25

      Because he's A little bitch scared of the word "gay" and other "offensive" uses of the English language

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 років тому +4

      kingpatty oh shut the fuck up.

    • @npd6666
      @npd6666 5 років тому +14

      LessThan73 the word only hurts because you let it... You feel nothing when I call you a door, yet you choose others words that offend you? Am I the crazy one?

    • @npd6666
      @npd6666 5 років тому +1

      Anton yes

  • @duglife2230
    @duglife2230 3 роки тому +2

    The whole section with the mask hits different in the 2020s...

  • @rcorser1
    @rcorser1 4 роки тому

    Love the video. Where did you go on vacation? Thanks

  • @choncha23
    @choncha23 6 років тому +329

    A lot of Alex Jones products are in line with the stuff Joe Rogan uses from Onnit. Again, these are supplements. They supplement a healthy diet.

    • @earthisabignigga2026
      @earthisabignigga2026 6 років тому +1

      Oscar Lopez yeah because joe rogan is Alex jones you dumbass

    • @choncha23
      @choncha23 6 років тому +55

      EarthIsA BigNigga Where is my post did I say Joe Rogan is Alex Jones? Learn to decipher someone's post before you make asinine remarks.

    • @hughsl3942
      @hughsl3942 6 років тому +16

      Oscar Lopez nice thesaurus lmao

    • @dot9424
      @dot9424 6 років тому +12

      hgfjhf fgjhgf asinine is not a very coplex word

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 6 років тому +8

      Calvin, if the supplements are the same form that you find in the fruits and veggies (and frankly other things) then there is effectively no difference. In the end all that really matters is that you get the most bioavailable forms of these nutrients as well as some of the cofactors usually found with them in nature (such as the bioflavonoids usually found with Vit C containing foods). This is why products like Centrum are crap because they don't use the most bioavailable forms of the nutrients but rather the cheapest form. Second, our fruits and veggies have way less vitamins and minerals in them than they used to thanks to mass agricultural practices today. Third not everyone who supplements eats a bad diet. Lastly, many fruits really aren't all that good for you because they contain so much sugar because we selectively bred them to be sweeter over hundreds to thousands of years. Best to stick with the more tart fruits that are lower in sugar content so you don't spike your insulin levels.

  • @1matrixman328
    @1matrixman328 6 років тому +247

    Just like Jones says every attack at him creates many more customers.

    • @krishurlburt7375
      @krishurlburt7375 6 років тому +10

      No ones attacking him, he's just a moron who attacks his own character.

    • @cheecheeyit
      @cheecheeyit 6 років тому +5

      Kris Hurlburt
      Looks like there’s another customer

    • @doopythespoopy6995
      @doopythespoopy6995 6 років тому +4

      You know what they say, there's a sucker born every minute

    • @MasterofFates
      @MasterofFates 6 років тому

      -Customers- *suckers
      You mean suckers.

    • @bigbubba7753
      @bigbubba7753 5 років тому

      @@scottlancaster2865 Manlier than being a bald, sickly looking fuck.

  • @sheldontichkowsky1324
    @sheldontichkowsky1324 5 років тому +40

    This guy taking the supplements doesn't seem like he is biased at all. Lol >< ....

  • @ErossMcCloud
    @ErossMcCloud 4 роки тому +3

    he wore the mask before anyone else did

  • @squiggles5441
    @squiggles5441 6 років тому +62

    *downs an entire bottle of tap water*

  • @bonelesskebab2041
    @bonelesskebab2041 5 років тому +157

    7:06 prove that the supplements work

    • @siov4279
      @siov4279 5 років тому +1

      AND THE BEFORE AFTER PIC, MUSCLE MASS INCREASE BY 10 POUNDS!

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 5 років тому

      @@daleval2182 you obviojsly.dont know .about Ivar

  • @miketyson8933
    @miketyson8933 Рік тому +1

    I took the Iodine drops and the fatty acids for blood pressure and heart health, its like not lubing a machine. Sooo many people don't eat fish and get the fish oils for the arteries to make the blood flow easier and not dry up in a sense if you're not eatingnfish at least once a month. The pyramid diet chart is humans need fish once a week! The 1st day I felt AMAZING with the iodine drops, Borage, flax, fish oils, and Milk Thistle for the liver. All natural stuff, you don't need a bunch, just a couple drops with some good filtered water. They load our water with chlorine and all kinds of junk, I know I used to work for the city! They are poisoning our food, our medicine! Pharmaceutical companies are definitely taking us out!!!

  • @MS-ti6fy
    @MS-ti6fy 3 роки тому +1

    Thumbnail pic has aged like fine wine hahaha

  • @soupe5758
    @soupe5758 6 років тому +437

    >working out more
    >taking testosterone
    >notice no difference
    S U U U U U U U U R E

    • @KevinFisch
      @KevinFisch 6 років тому +93

      lol the ironic thing is a bunch of people noticed he actually looks a little buffer and certainly healither at the end and thats only 30 days

    • @duanerackham9567
      @duanerackham9567 6 років тому +50

      I know I felt super male kick in immediately! No way this guy isn't taking the supplements without telling us.
      He even made that trick shot at the end. Evidence of all the soy leaving his boyish body!

    • @HarryMoho
      @HarryMoho 6 років тому +45

      Duane Rackham soy has no effect on testosterone

    • @ainmon5875
      @ainmon5875 6 років тому +4

      Please tell me you are joking and don't actually not understand the joke

    • @superacer1
      @superacer1 6 років тому +22

      HarryMoho soy doesn't lower testosterone, but it does raise estrogen

  • @bobdixon9346
    @bobdixon9346 6 років тому +17

    Say what u like.. his products get good reviews.... almost everywhere ;)

  • @wyattbrown9622
    @wyattbrown9622 2 роки тому +7

    Doesn’t like Infowars and wears a Canadian flag shirt, yeah makes sense.

  • @iso_Bandit
    @iso_Bandit Рік тому +3

    Wearing that mask as a joke really worked out for you.