Flat Earth Fail Compilation 35
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
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Welcome to yet another edition of the famous Flat Earth Fail Compilation, where we once again witness the utter failure that Flat Earth presents every single day!
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Always love the "This ancient map is right but this map created after hundreds of years of exploration must be wrong!" LEO style ones.
My thoughts too, these idiots are so stupid, that they think that HUNDREDS of years of cartography and exact mapping shows a lie but instead believe something that is from times when people hardly knew what was behind their own backyard.
Yes, the only good maps are the ones created before the mapped region has been properly explored.
Where are the dragons?
Totally agree. Just opposite land. It's like we live in a bad episode of the twilight zone sometimes.
Also maps are hard to make. A lot of them copied off each other, including duplicating mistakes.
And let's not forget the greatest Flat Earth failure ever. Take it away Bob Knodel:
" We were picking up a drift, a 15 degree per hour drift. " Thanks Bob!
Humans BC: The Earth is curved because of the shadow on a stick
Humans after we have a live feed of the planet: Earth is flat
Well of course we have that pesky CGI and curved airplane windows and... What else.... OH YEAH perspective of the curvature of the eyes! Not to mention all those scientist who make 6 digit salaries and who went through 20 years of school are clearly all just indoctrinated shills. /s just in case lol
Don’t insult normal humans, those fe retards aren’t same species as normal intelligent people. They suffered severe brain mutation that dumbed them to hilarious levels. Should be in a dome as attraction, like a dumbness theme park.
Lmao ikr like we got dumber
@@twilightparanormalresearch186 we're not getting smarter, that's for suresies! 🤷🏼♂️🥳
I think they forget about us having "A 15-degree per hour drift".
12:11 is the greatest moment in this channel's entire history.
LEO better watch out for those sea monsters and mermaids on the old maps.
Don’t forget the dragons!
"Here be dragons" run Adam
"Ya see here, ya gotta watch out for this country -- I don't trust it. Rand...McNally? Uh huh. Sounds like a cover."
Good thing those monsters are on the map so they can be avoided
I wonder what they thought when they came across that gigantic human between those 2 landmasses! Does any map say "Here be Giants"?
LEO cracks me up. The sense of intrigue/wonder/incredulity he attempts to convey is always 99% his tone of voice and 1% what he's actually talking about.
"I went to the "shop" today, like.....a "normal person" might do. I was curious to discover a hexagonal cardboard tube which I promptly purchased. Upon opening this tube, it turned out, would you believe, to contain multi coloured drops of chocolate with a sugary coating. Who are these people trying to fool?
Now, what I found VERY interesting was that despite having different colours, they all tasted the same! I think someone might have made a little mistake, there. Clumsy, Nestle."
Flat out ‘truth’ - the guy who kept repeatedly saying ‘nowhere on this map does it say the word projection’ whilst standing in front of a map with the word ‘PROJECTION’ printed across it.
Wait, really? Do you have a link, I want to experience this.
@@christophsiebert1213 ua-cam.com/video/NCsFTIZE1ME/v-deo.html
@@christophsiebert1213 He deleted the original video and re uploaded it with different audio. Now he’s trying to say that the map is saying it’s a projection of flat earth. Not a projection of the globe. Which of course makes no sense but since when did logic matter to a flerf?
@@christophsiebert1213 McToon did a video on it. Check his channel.
@@christophsiebert1213 from MC Toon ua-cam.com/video/NCsFTIZE1ME/v-deo.html
Apparently, with the Flerfers, "what you see is the way it is".
Sun is close because of the sunrays.
So, if you put a straight stick at an angle inside a large glass of water and you look at it from the certain side, the stick is no longer straight.
Suddenly the stick is bent. And when you take it out, it's straight again.
Magick!
Not magic.
The water bends the stick, then it straightens when it dries off.
LEO doesn't make claims about maps, while making claims about maps. He does understand that countries have changed their name over time for multiple reasons. Thanks for taking the time to find such madness. I can't sit through their videos 😅
Pantomime😂 if you know about that you know everything about LEO
I have an atlas which I was given at school back in the 60's. It clearly show a country called Burma yet if you look at a modern map or atlas it seems to be missing, there is now an identical land mass in exactly the same place called Myanmar. What is this witchcraft.
LEO doesn´t make any claims. He makes non-claims.
It is almost as if they couldn't see the land from above before the hot air balloon and aeroplane were invented, so they had to do their best estimates as to where the land was and what its coastlines actually did look like.
Exactly, Adam the fake crane driver is dumb, Perhaps he could visit "Bombay", "Constantinople", "Bangalore" or "Saigon".
13:44 These people keep saying you can "triangulate" the location of the sun from the crepuscular rays but they never actually do it. I ask them repeatedly to do it. But they never respond.
I wonder if you can triangulate it from anti-crepuscular rays?
@@scott_meyer That was fun! I just found his channel and asked him if he's got around to triangulating it yet. I told him I didn't think I could figure it out but it sounded like a good idea and I hope he'd do it and make another video about it.
Leo is a legend isn't he. I love his ability to ignore logical thinking, reason and logic and drive on regardless. I wish I had his confidence.
And his crane driving skills
@@SciManDan actually yeah - I wish I could do that 🤣
@@culturecatz I could teach you everything you ever need to know about YALE forklifts. With that knowledge and LEOs logic, you're 100% qualified to crane anything you want.
His special ability is the complete lack of thinking. His cranial mass is more cockroach like. Someone shines a light on his ignorance and his brain mass scatters to the shadows.
@@SciManDan He even lies about being a Tower Crane Driver, I have caught him out several times.
Fab. I've never been any good at mainstream science, but it's a lot easier to understand than the stuff pumped out by conspiracy theorists. Keep up the good work Dan.
“ I call for full exploration. “
Yep, that’s what happened. We started off with a map full of weird and wonky distortions (just look at how oddly shaped Great Britain is, despite being home to the greatest navy at the time requiring accurate maps), and after full exploration we ended up with the map of today.
Maybe he should look at some of the maps Columbus made in the 1600's or the ones Captain Cook made in the 1700's, I wonder if he would understand them?
@@treadingtheboards2875 How did Columbus make maps in the 1600s when he died in 1506?
The guy sounds British, so he probably could get in his car this morning and head out to do a "full exploration" the outline of the island he lives on and compare that to what he finds to this ancient map. But he's most likely not so lost in the land of Woo-Woo that he believes that bit of the map is wrong, so he won't do that. Instead, he sits at home, looks at old maps and clings to the belief that all the _other_ inaccuracies indicate some vast conspiracy to hide the truth.
@@Annie_Annie__ Sorry, I think my touch typing needs improvement, yes you are right, it should have read 1400's
@@treadingtheboards2875 I was just teasing. It’s 4am and I forgot that that tone doesn’t carry over text, lol.
I honestly get confused sometimes with the 1500s being the 16th century and accidentally say “1600s” when I’m not paying attention. I figured it was something like that.
Terry seems to think that the Robinson projection is a "globe map" while using the Gleason projection.
This is always so entertaining watching flerfs make a fool of themselves is like watching someone trying to pull on a door for 3 hours when it clearly says push right there on the door
It's funny you call them flerfs because it sounds like a word a rich old white woman would use to replace farts because it's too vulgar.
And that's exactly what flerfs are, the fucking ass wind of civilization.
Arguing with Flat Earthers is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
The pre-puscus rays clip should be brought out in the same way that Bob is, every time crepuscular rays are used as "proof"; proof of a complete lack of the ability to do any math or science.
Yeahm and it'll remind kids that smoking too much weed can make you paranoid. I presume that was a bifter he was smoking.
@@engineeredlifeform it was a spliff. Cigarettes don't burn like that, or need to be that long.
I was smoking my joint nice and relax and then this guy shows his droopy face with a joint, saying the dumbest thing I ever heard.
...Oh wait.
Pre-posterous pre-puscus proof. Prilliant.
I'm not native English speaker so what does "pre-puscus" mean? I couldn't find anything on the internet.
These flight route ones are so stupid. They could just buy an actual physical globe, tension a string between the points on it's surface and save themselves from ridicule.
Apparently maps from 500 years ago are more accurate than our maps today… he does realise that when that was drawn alchemy was still a thing as was treatment with leeches.
Don't forget, flat earthers like to throw out thousands of years of science developing the heliocentric earth model as lies from a government agency founded less the 100 years ago.
To be fair, leech treatment is still a thing. They're FDA approved to help manage blood flow after skin grafts and reattachments.
Fun fact: Leeches are used even today by reputed hospitals, and have been shown to help restore blood flow in damaged tissue.
Flatties are still dumb, of course.
Medical treatment by leech therapy is actually still practiced today 🪱🤕
Leeches are a poor choice of example as they are still used today to help improve circulation and for other reasons.
"I dont stand by any map, I call for full exploration!" uhhh, just HOW exactly does he think people have made these maps??? What a fool.
So a flight doesn't look like a straight line on a flat map, that means the Earth is flat? Flawless logic.
And of course he cherry picked the one flight path that sort of works on his flat earth map. Why didn't he show flight paths in the southern hemisphere? Because they don't work on a flat earth. #gottalietoflerf
Flat earthers make me want to perform an experiment. Like can we build an entire city inside a single building. How many generations would it take before people would start believing that the outside world was fake?
Favourite quote from Dan: "Sorry, 'pre-puscus?'... Can't even say it, but he's definitely right about it" 🤣
Love the flat Earth fail compilations, keep up the good work buddy!
That's a Macum for you.
I think it's 3 words: pre pus cuss, as in what someone might do if they suffered from a lot of boils.
is that a joint sticking out of his mouth? Might explain a lot.
There is absolutely nothing in the Bible about a flat Earth and misrepresenting the Bible is a big no no.
some very localised clouds affecting Terry's perception I reckon
On the one hand, kind of an ad hominem. On the other... that's a weird mangling and sounds more like a particularly disgusting form of pustule.
First fella is so confident he’s just had a GOTCHA moment and for whatever reason, he’s trying to hold back a smug, self awarded win, smile.
In regards to the first guy:
He doesn't even get that his supposed "flat earth map" actually is a map of the globe - because projecting a 3D object on a 2D map causes distortion certain projections make more sense than others in certain situations.
The supposed "flat earth map" is the best projection of the globe when it is about polar and sub-polar regions because it causes close to none distortion there (and maximal distortion at the southern pole for which there are maps using the same projection if needed) - that's why the supposed "flat earth map" produces a flight path which is the same as on a spherical globe. Exactly what this projection is made for. Congratiulations, flathead - you found out that the map you have there represents the globe without actually figuring it out. Quite an achievement actually.
Also loved how he used an equatorial projection to show the 'globe map' flight path. Drawing a straight line across that and saying, "This would be the course on a globe earth" Why not draw the course on an actual globe instead of using a flat equatorial projection??? Because it would show he's wrong about the globe flight path of course.
The massive problem flat earthers have when it comes to maps, is a map of a flat earth would also be a plan of the flat earth.
As such, distances and directions could be taken straight from it. Most flat earthers know that and is why they carefully avoid the subject, usually claiming they don't need one.
@@mikefochtman7164
Exactly! They are as dishonest cherry-pickers as creationists, accepting only the rare occasions when things superficially appear to work out, making up some pseudo-explanation for it while ignoring this supposed explanation to contradict their countless other pseudo-explanations for other instances, and rejecting everything which disproves their ideologically motivated fantasy.
You don't need to go to antartica or space to figure out that earth has to be spherical:
If the night sky doesn't satisfy you then go to the southern hemisphere and take sufficiently large distance measurements - you will find out that they conform to reality only if we a presuppose a globe, nothing else will work.
Or one could actually learn something and become a land surveyor.
One would discover that each sufficiently large triangle on earth's surface will have an angle sum of >180° which is only possible with a convex surface.
Or instead of burning money by hosting ideotic conventions they could rent a yacht and circumnavigate antartica while logging distance and/or speed - they would find that its circumference has to be much shorter than the equator, again utterly impossible on a flat earth.
There are so many ways to disprove a flat earth, not to speak about observable phenomena whose explanations make perfect sense as a whole, engaging like the gears in a gearbox - but what to expect of people who are denying even the results of their own experiments, as Bob "Fifteen Degrees" Nodel or Jeran "Interesting" Campanella.
There are only two types of people in the FE community - grifters and uneducated unstables with an utter lack of self-awareness at best and a full-on Delusion of Grandeur at worst.
How can somebody like LEO get called out of being wrong again and again - and again, without ever feeling embarassed enough to quit his bullshit?
What did he even try to say in the clip featured today? That modern maps would omit a quite massive island just for the lulz or something, and he of all people figured it out?
No fisherman from the Shetlands or Faroe Islands ever noticed the uncharted lands in his fishing grounds?
All the seafarers and even countless tourists who travelled through the northern atlantic on board of cruise ships coincidentally looked in the wrong direction when passing "Friesland"? 🤣
What the hell is going on in this guy's brain? I don't get it.
@@grahvis
Absolutly on point. They are trying to debunk a model which perfectly makes sense although encompassing countless different aspects of reality, but they don't even manage to reconcile just two of their "alternative explanations" in a coherent way.
One shouldn't diagnose other people just because they have a different opinion, but sometimes I simply struggle to see any other possibility to explain their behaviour than insanity. What these people are doing and seem to think is so incomprehensible and impossible to emulate.
Flerf: "After do that, to see a little bit of the sun. A DOOT DAT FLA BLAT!"
WHAT?!?! hahahhahaha
Plots a route made over globe on a flat map. Doesn't make sense, so the earth is flat.
And the lizard people make all fly to australia over Dubai when this map shows San Francisco is the perfect hub :-D
Look at this map I bought on eBay. What a rare thing you've never seen before.
There is a telling moment when he says "Free from the bullies of the world". Poor guy.
I just don't get LEO's logic. He keeps saying "I'm not making any claims, I'm just calling for exploration" and then he complains that the mysterious island disappeared from all modern maps. Why do you think that is LEO? Because we did the exact thing that you called for! We explored! We went to the place on the map and we found out that there is no island there. So removed it from the map. It's as simple as that. The people in the 15th century were just like you, they saw the island on the map and wanted to check it out. They found out it's not there, so they removed it from the map. You however, keep sitting on your maps and despite saying otherwise, you're just making claims. How about you get on a boat and using this 15th century map, you go find Frisland? If you're calling out for exploration, just go exploring then!
LEO claims that all pendulums should be perpetual motion machines that constantly swing on their own if the Earth was not stationary at the center of the universe.
Well, his logic is simple. If it was on the map back then, it was there in reality; if it is now gone, THEY (tm) are hiding it. Since everything today is a lie, everything back then must be da truf (tm).
If he went exploring do you think he'd use GPS? Or does he not believe GPS given that them G isn't something he believes exists? Does he believe in the north star? It's always difficult to know what flerfs believe or disbelieve.
His map is of 1587. Look up Martin Behain's Erdapfel, it is the oldest preserved globe, from 1492/1493.
Interestingly shortly after Columbus sailed west to get to India in the east - apart from being massively wrong in the size of the earth, that makes only sense on a globe.
Apparently, adding islands that didn't exist to maps was the way of checking who was copying who's maps back in the day. Basic copy protection.
“Bustin the blue ball” has a totally different meaning to some
Talking "pre-puscus-rays", using that logic they should be able to stand in the middle of a long road and "triangulate" with the edge markings to find out where the road ends.
lol that's a great point
I'll put it into my bat puter..
…or train tracks
I think your Flat Earth Fails series is my favorite thing on UA-cam. When one shows up, it means the weekend is almost here!
I legit laught my ass of when that pirate guy said "you lost your soul to the Devil". That was so funny, so out if nowhere 😂😂😂
I think he needs more meds..
His English is probably just very bad (*obviously), so when he finally found an ending for his sentence, he was just really happy about it :P
What was he on and why was he shouting at a great distance?
@@Run187 …. or less. OR he has to cut down on his coffee rations.
Of course they call for "full exploration" when they haven't been outside their basement for years.
I like how the guy of the old map totally believes it on then frisland case, but the fact that south america is shown as being joined to Antarctica is conveniently ignored.
Friesland is a part of northern Germany and part of the Netherlands. In english it's called "Frisia". In the past people had really strange and wrong maps based on their (wrong) observations. Just like they thought they have found india when they sailed to the west. So relying on ancient maps is not necessarily recommended :)
@@Bunny99s Yeah, I was so confused because during that whole segment I was thinking “wait Frisland is real isn’t it? It’s part of the Netherlands or something and not an island.”
I definitely got “Frisland” confused with Friesland.
And I mostly know about Friesland because of Friesian horses. Sooo pretty.
Frisian as a language is the most closely related to Anglo-Saxon according to my late father in law who was a professor of Anglo-Saxon . He actually went to a Frisian-speaking area of the Netherlands and could communicate quite well
Where I live in the UK, there are two local rivers which have been mixed up. The town is named after one of them when it's not actually on that river and an old legend talks about the way one river rose and went down to the sea when clearly it does not describe the river which now bears the name. Getting things wrong is not confined to ancient maps.
He is doing the same thing that the authors of some old maps did: repeat a mistake without checking. Durant més d'un segle van anar reproduint l'error de Nicolò Zeno.
Amazing. “This map is very old and clearly has many obvious errors and includes Frisland. This other map is new, vastly more detailed and accurate, and does NOT include Frisland. The only possible conclusion? The island was stolen by Freemasons.”
Seriously the idea that the map was wrong has just not occurred to him?
Also “I support free exploration”. Well? On your bike then. Charter a boat and go have a look. It’s the North Atlantic, not Mars.
Notice the shape around the edge around that old map. It isn't a single circle, but it has rounded triangles between every longitudinal line, almost as if the mapper knew that they were making a rough representation of a sphere whilst drawing it. Furthermore, look at other maps of the time such as Typus Orbis Terrarum by Ortelius. Not only is another representation of a globe (this time an oval projection), but it also shows how badly understood the large oceans and their islands were, probably because there was no reliable way to judge the actual location of the islands. Look at how badly off Japan is on the Ortelius map as an easy example. It also seems to be completely missing Korea. Unless Korea is a globe lie like Australia.
LEO's map is of 1587. Look up Martin Behain's Erdapfel, it is the oldest preserved globe, from 1492/1493.
Interestingly shortly after Columbus sailed west to get to India in the east - apart from being massively wrong in the size of the earth, that makes only sense on a globe.
Careful, some people actually think that Korea is a lie...
@@AlphaOmega1237 Really? I haven't heard that one before, but I'd never heard a guy ask a woman "can I lick your teeth" until last night either, so I've got some catching up to do.
I knew Korea was fake! Look at their alphabet, that's no way that's a real language!
/s
I just googled that map and damn, they drew my land of South America so bad, it's much wider than it actually is at the bottom. Or maybe it lost weight in the centuries in between....
I like how he drew his line from "Seattle" but it actually originates in southern California. >.>
I wonder why flat earthers never use the flight path 'experiment' on two locations on the southern hemisphere? Maybe because their model completely falls apart?
Well, some of them believe that we, in the Southern Hemisphere, don't actually exist!
This whole flat earth map malarkey is Northcentric (to coin a word), as are all representations of the true globe. I have maps showing South at the top and have been told that they are wrong as "everyone knows North is up" Northcentrism again!
@@johng9399 I met a flat earther that believed that the entire world experiences winter at the same time apart from australia and antarctica
Never explained how that worked though
FE Banjo did when he realised that on flatardia the aircraft would need to do Mach4, he panicked.
Or even ones closer to the equator.
This example they show only even seems to work with a start and end very much north.
A flight from Seattle to Singapore would be totally different than what their map shows and that's not even south yet.
One stock question I have for them is how did the Pacific Clipper manage the Leopoldville, (now Kinshasa), to Natal leg of it's 'long way round' flight from Auckland to New York in 1942. Especially given that, on their typical map, they would have had to fly an indirect route to avoid Vichy territory.
Hnnnngg, these are so painful!
The overconfidence, the arrogance! It hurts to watch them!
"You wouldn't see the illuminated face of the full moon because the earth is in the way" isn't that when we get a lunar eclipse?
without the tilted orbit lunar and solar eclipses would happen every few weeks at full moon and new moon.
FE'lers would fail with explanations for lunar eclipses as ususal, but more obvious with 12-13 fails per year.
No that would actually be when the moon is new, which happens every month because it's inside earth's shadow
@@jezuconz7299 nope :) lunar eclipse requires a full moon, illuminated by the sun "over earth's shoulder". moon wanders into earth's shadow if moon is in the right spot on its orbit.
but it is a solar eclipse for someone on the moon
@@jezuconz7299 sorry but you are wrong, new moon is when moon is on sun side of earth and the full moon is the opposite. Lunar eclipse happens only during the full moon and solar eclipse only during the new moon. And both require the moon path to be on the same or almost same axis than Earth and Sun.
I laughed harder than I should've when he said "T-Dog" and barked.
Whatever else you can say about flerfs, they do live in a rich and imaginative world, don't they? The rest of us might look at a 500 year old map, drawn up in the days of slow wooden sailships and centuries before accurate longitude calculation at sea and if we see something that isn't on modern maps, we, like the dull-witted, boring sheeple we so obviously are, just think, "oh, that old map is wrong". But not yer canny flerf. He looks at that same thing and his head is full of mysterious potentates who need to hide whole islands and countries from us for...reasons.
What an exciting world they inhabit where the most trivial things are so vitally important and spotting them makes you a daring and noble crusader for freedom and truth.
If LEO wasn't so smug he'd be hilarious.
I was surprised that he didn't point out the mermaids, sea-serpents, and all those large quadrupeds wandering around on his supposed Ice Wall wonder why they don't seem to be around any more.
They're all so arrogant about their nonsense. They've been in the position of being proven wrong all the time. That theoretically SHOULD make people less arrogant. When you're wrong about something you start doubting yourself and saying things like "Well, I'm no expert but maybe...". But they just keep on doing their thing.
9:35 Funny enough relief maps exaggerate elavation, so in this case the flat earther is actually showing a map that is less flat than reality... the irony.
“I have proof of the flat earth”
Pulls out a map from the Bronze Age.
7:35 "Who knows what's going on down here"
Yeah, from the looks of it, the creator of the map was thinking the same thing.
,,T-dog au rough ough'' is the best part! XD
There’s a reason why there aren’t any flatheads that are, or have been in long range artillery. 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦♂️
I actually had a strong feeling Frisland might be Iceland.
02:59 - Why does the flat Earth fool say _"All the pilot had to do was leave Seattle Warshiden, fly straight across the sea to Asia..."_ and show a graphic of a plane leaving Southern California?
I think your question contains it's own answer :D
Things FEers have difficulty with:
1. Size
2. Science
3. Geography
@@mikebronicki8264 Among other things.
Have you guys noticed how "dumbly" most flerfs sound like when they talk ???
That alone is speaking volumes...
I learnt when I was still in school, that "Curved" flight paths were actually straight, on a globe. "Graph paper guy" sounded like he was having a stroke ;)
Pity flat earthers choose to ignore that fact completely.
A reason that fight paths go to Alaska on a Pacific crossing is due to regulation. Something to do with being able to make it to an airfield if an engine gives out. More efficient planes CAN make the great circle path without the route to Alaska
Listening while running, whilst working out, whilst just chilling or wanting to have a laugh. You never disappoint, Dan, and Tuesdays and Fridays have become some favorite days of the week.
Ummm, you can listen to SciMan whilst running??? How??? Seriously. I’m sitting here and I find it hard just breathing, I’m laughing at all these morons and “evidence” they present. You are definitely better than I am. Little jealous now. Hehe 🙃
@@darrenpokorski7756 I guess I'm too focused on my actual running whilst my subconscious just processes what happens in the video. It's more like I always listen to stuff whilst I do pretty much anything, and Dan's videos are amongst those who give you a laugh or just a chill vibe and you can relax whilst enjoying a good content. I do give it to Dan, he does make you laugh when he mentions some absurd stuff some people claim. He's got some sense of humor, that's right.
@@yourewrong4090 EXACTLY!!!!!
"I can scientifically prove flat Earth to SciManDan! Step1: Take this and smoke it. Step2: Stare into my eyes and repeat what I say!"
I love flat earth maps and airplanes. Especially when they use the argument “but if it wur a globe, duh pilots need to keep pointing duh nose of duh plane down when they fly south”.
But why do they never mention pilots needing to keep banking right when they fly west on their flat earth maps? Or banking left all the time when flying east?
Yep, and flying South isn't the only scenario in which flatEarthers think that an aircraft's nose has to keep moving downward when following the Earth's curvature. They also make that absurd claim for an aircraft flying anywhere over the spherical Earth.
Very good point. I hadn't thought of that. Maybe because I've never really thought about the earth being flat, I suppose lol
@den the man. I keep asking this. Not a single flat earther has ever answered
@@cardinalRG And when flying South, which South do the Flerfs think it is flying to, as by their inference, South is towards the Ice Wall. 360 degrees in circumference.
One of them made a video that was nothing but taking a big carpenter's level for a ride on an airplane. He concluded that he proved that the Earth is flat.
4:39 On his flat earth map the shortest route from the UK to Australia is over the Arctic Ocean and Russia. That has me convinced.
Lots of places have disappeared from old maps. Original map makers used to put in fake place names, islands and towns and the like to prevent plagiarism.
I think this is still done, just not on the scale of whole countries
There is one thing LEO failed to mention, where are all those giant fish that are drawn on the map?
@@treadingtheboards2875 Didn’t you watch the ending of The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!; they get eaten by that fish that they believed was an embellishment of the map.
Today, I learned that prepuscus clouds are nun's sense. Thanks, Dan!
I imagine you can see Frisland from the cab of a crane.
As a former land surveyor, I love these old maps. The only thing is that with the advent of the single-station GPS theodolite we've had to extensively redo our maps. But then this bozo wouldn't recognize a theodolite if it bit him in the arse.
Yet another flat earther, true to form, filming up his nostrils in a shower of overexposure and distorted sound!
Oh, I doubt there's much showering at that filming location.
2:17 that's not the flight path on a globe, that's the flight path on a square flat earth projected with north on top and south on the bottom. But I'm sure this guy would be well aware of that, since flat earthers are generally so in on their knowledge of the earth...
Ah! My favourite day in the entire week!
Weekend is comming up = Win!
Another flat earther trying = Fail! :)
After watching many flat earth videos I come to the conclusion that they would have a far easier time convincing me the earth is flat than they would convincing me that they actually somehow figure out the earth was flat.
When I find something that I don't understand, I research it or ask somebody. When a Dunning Kruger sufferer like, The NL Pirate King Pirate King doesn't understand scale and the orbit of the Moon, he assumes that he has found a flaw in the universe! 🤦♂️
As an American who lives in Taiwan and has flown to and from Seattle many times before, I can definitely confirm the airplane does NOT fly directly over Alaska, that tip of Russia or Hokkaido, Japan.
The bloke with the “scale model” sounds like Vic Reeves having a laugh. Other than that I hope he gets the help he so clearly needs.
He sounded like a drunk about to get bounced out of a bar to me.
To me he sounds like a failure to the dutch education system. With exceptionally bad english of a dutch guy.
Sounds like he's uneducated
Ooo var voo!
Normal Person: "Gee, it's beautiful outside today!"
14:19 Flat Earther: "Everything you see is a lie."
"this realm has to be explored"
But not by any flat earther though, eh Leo?
Give him a sextant and a ship... and you'll never see him again.
No, sir. Everyone else has to drop everything and appease this fringe group of losers. It's like when they demand that space-based telescopes should be turned around to look at earth for a novelty.
I have a doctor's appointment to check my pre puscus later today!
So he's obsessed that an old map has "Frisland", but makes no mention that the map doesnt have Australia on it!
Even more proof that Australia doesn't exist.
Which is very worrying to me as I actually live there.
If it did, it would be probably be labelled "New Holland" as Australia was known as at the time of the mutiny on the Bounty.
Terry Dog destroying all of history's mathematical calculations there, while destroying his brain with drugs. Clever lad.
Seen em all too. Onward and upward to 100. Let’s face it FE’ers will continue to fail for our entertainment. Thanks FE’ers for making science fun and thanks to @scimandan for shedding light on their stupidity.
"On a globe this would be the shortest route" uses a flat map with a rectangular projection
OMG! Still trying to prove flight paths on a flat earth using the Gleason's map. 🤦♂️
LEO making "no claims" and then makes the claim of Antarctica being a series of continents and there being exits on a map that was, as he said, "stitched together" by maps other people had created haha
Shows an old map where half of Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and a large chunk of England are missing, but has the magical island. Then shows a current map with all the correct landmass in place without said magical island, and suggests the modern map is suspect!
Whoa, that one map shows giant spikes behind the ice wall. Now I know we'll never be allowed there.
GIANT SPIKES!!
How could one flight from Chile straight to Australia on a flat earth?
T-Dog - "Utter nuns' cents." 14:21
A chunk of the issue, beyond a ridiculous desire to find conspiracy, is that these jokers just cannot understand that the projection of a 3D object to 2D produces different shapes on the 2D projection, and these are more exaggerated the further from the centre of the projection. It's half the fun with map making - finding acceptable ways to perform such a projection and the history of map making is full of people wrestling with this.
They're not the clowns, they're the entire circus.
Level Earth Observer is almost a drinking game in himself, by which every time he says "Pantomime" you have to take a shot.
Never thought I'd agree with a flat earther but old maps are very beautiful
This guy would be like - Buffalo bones are a much more efficient tool than Hammers because they used it in the past.
4 years and 9 days ago was the first fail compilation
Happy late birthday! 😁
Why is that Dutch guy shouting? On behalf of my fellow Dutchmen: we apologise for this guy!
Isn't it a coincidence, that, even though it's still wrong, flat earthers always want to discuss this particular route!
If the earth was actually flat, all routes would back their claim!
They usually are pretty silent on southern flights. Since years they even deny they exist (Mark Sargent). Like Sydney to Santiago. One the 27th, 2222 dollar.
Flight time Melbourne to Perth (Australia) direct is 4 hours 15 minutes, while flight time Perth to Melbourne direct is 3 hours 25 minutes. I asked a pilot why this is the case, when both planes are traveling the same distance at the same air speed, and they explained the reason for this is they have to account for the rotation of the earth.
3:46 So according to this map, Australia appears to be nearly the same size as Russia and far bigger than the USA. Having driven Sydney - Perth I can say this country is big, but not that big
13:43 Prepuscus sounds like a medical condition... "Yeah, I caught Prepuscus at the last Flat Earf conference".... Doctor : "Your genital infection is in the Prepuscus stage..."
"Prepuscus would be a good name for a Roman's dog."
I think there is a cream you can get.
LEO: "I don't stand by any map .." and "here's a map I want to make a claim about .."
Things do disappear from maps. Years ago me and a mate followed the Wainwright Coast to Coast roiute. One day, we got a little confused about our progress as the forest we were aiming to enter looked further away than it should. Then we heard the chainsaws,... it was managed woodland, and they'd harvested a fair bit of it. Water courses change route, lakes dry up. Maps need updating, this is not news.
I always find the crepuscular ray "argument" funny because they never actually consider the full implications. IF it really showed that the Sun was close then it would also be showing that locations just a few miles apart would be looking in completely different directions towards the Sun. Except that clearly doesn't happen. Just yet another example of flerfs showing they don't understand their own argument.
Why do flat earthers always use flat maps when trying to debunk the globe?
I guess it's because if they used a globe their demonstration wouldn't work.
Get a globe anchor a bit of string at the departure point then, keeping the string tight, anchor it at the destination point. You end up with the shortest route between the two points. Easy.
Alternatively, you could just rotate the globe in any direction you want so that you end up with your departure point and your destination point to both sit on what would now be the equator. You'll get the same result.
@@andystokes8702 true, but I like Bush Master Flash's method because it will give them the feeling of seeing a real experiment with the added bonus of 'magic' as you pull the string taught.
I’m the first to be anti government but the earth is still a bloody ball.
I always thought Crepuscular Ray's would be a good name for a BBQ restaurant. Not sure about this new name...
"look, the earth is demonstrably level!" Proceeds to name things that would make the earth far from level
Amazing LEO is down to "this map is flat so the earth is" 😂😂
The Isle of sodor has been removed from modern maps too, aswell as numenor when it was taken by the sea.