Open Bar #98 - The Acolyte Is Here, Captain America 4 In Trouble Again
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Well, the time has finally come. The Acolyte is here, and its time to talk about it. So join me, MauLer, Star Wars Theory, Robot Head and Echo Chamberlain as we discuss it all.
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It is a sad state were we were bullied for liking nerd stuff and now that the cool people like the nerd stuff, they are bullying us again because we like our nerd stuff the way it was.
Power corrupts, no matter who wields it
Those aren’t the cool kids
@@dogsbreakfast4952 i know they think they are tho and that is why i assume they think they can bully us.
Damn good point
These aren't the cool people they are the beautiful people. Subtle difference but it's there.
Never forget the bigotry revealed by Ms. Stenberg:
"Nerds are gay".
The interviewer tried to fix it, he jumped in and said "SOME nerds are gay..." but she doubled down.
"Nerds are gay in my world."
So, if you're a straight nerd, your very existence has been denied by this woman. And if you're a straight nerd, you probably used to watch Star Wars.
Gay as in asshole likeher??
Sounded quite homophobic if anything tsk tsk loooool
And why are we living in her world? Lmao. I live on the Planet Earth. Not some woman's idea of HOW the world is, versus to WHAT it is
Well, maybe it's gotten boring just ragging on white men, then white women as well, now it's all straight people. Eventually they'll smugly say Star Wars is just for non-hetero non-Christian brown amputees
These people just make me sick. It's all so tiresome at this point.
I'd say The Acolyte is bad fan fiction, but that'd be an insult to fan fiction. 🎉
Absolutely.
Seriously. I’ve read dozens of fanfics with more passion and talent than the Acolyte’s got
I could make some better shit than this, and I’m retarded
@@meredithsmakings Same bro. Some of my favorites are the most fascinating and creative crossovers too.
The Acolyte isn't fan fiction, because fan fiction implies it's fiction written by fans. None of these people are fans of Star Wars, or they wouldn't be trying to completely re-write and modify and 'improve for modern audiences' literally every single aspect of the original/prequel story, let alone all the EU stuff they first de-canonized but then realized they had no creative talent and so started cannibalizing for their shows (see: Thrawn for example)
As a young girl watching Titanic, my thought as she threw over the diamond was "!!WHY!! Why would you ever DO that??" As a woman now, I have the exact same reaction .
I was never a young girl (😂), but I had the exact same reaction.
I don't understand it, either. I suppose it's supposed to be dramatic, but it's weird.
The best I can come up with is even after all the years she still loved Leo more than anything and the only meaningful way she could show it within the confines of the story was to send the jewel down to him as tribute. I absolutely agree with your reaction. I remember watching the movie like, "Okay, she's alone, here's where we find out she's had the jewel the whole time, and then she's gonna throw it over the side, because that's the sappiest shit I can think of for her to do." Then it happened and I realized how much I hate being right all the time.
Especially when it's decades later.
I know they did it for dramatic effect to indicate Rose was finally over the tragedy she experienced in youth but all I could think was how selfish to throw away this multi million dollar jewel when she could give it to her niece to thank her for taking care of her
"Close your eyes, what do you see?"
"Osha is inspecting the Jedi for Code Compliance"
Well played, Sir
Yeah, they didn't think for two seconds that sounded familiar? Lol. Maybe they've never worked a real job where OSHA was around lol
The Jedi held back by performing risk assessments
..Leslie's audition couch.
Star Wars is soooo inclusive now, it's really only for about 1% of the population who are adherents of its activism.
remember how they say people can only enjoy things they are represented in (which is not true) but if it was true shouldn't they be marketing to the largest demographic to make as much money as possible??? which would be straight white people....
Not even 1 percent. Like .0001 percent. A minority in a minority.
.0001% they keep adding letters for a reason. They need more numbers to fill their ranks.
The thumbnail of the Weinstein acolyte touching the younger person’s arm that way is super duper creepy
Oh that's just "left over habits coming through" it will be fine!
She looks like female Hagrid - a frkn giant!
Ghost of Harvey.
💀💀💀💀💀
Well put indeed....
Acolyte is what happens when your little sister takes over your favorite toys.
Gay little sister
If your little sister was a demented freak
Exactly. I used to have great set prices and battles with my action figures but letting my sister play with me, she would have a dinner party with them all.
Holy f*** that's a good analogy
"They" have stabbed Star Wars to death, skinned off it's face, and are wearing it like a mask while dancing and mocking the corpse.
Mauler saying "lets have a rancor Jedi", i almost lost my coffee. You guys keep up the good work.
I find it absolutely hilarious that they decided to name the Korean character Seoul. It shows how morally and creatively bankrupt this show and its writers really are.
There is a planet named Karlach they really just phone it in
You should be grateful they didn’t call him Chopstix or somesuch.
It was more than likely written by AI
bro no Sol is the roman god of the sun and Solis is the sun as in a star, as in STAR wars htf did you get Seoul from that XD
@@moe5020 Your naming logic is a much bigger leap than "Korean guy is named Seoul." Sol is OUR sun, not any old star. Look at just about any interstellar sci-fi setting featuring Earth, in which star systems are named for the stars at their center, and you'll see our solar system is named Sol System.
57:10 The name for that in Marxist theory is: "Agitation". It is genuinely beneficial for everyone to study that, as it explains so much of what has been happening in the past decade and what they're doing. They have written the books on it themselves, they've explained many times what they're doing with agitation.
Absolutely and its not even new. the Video of Yuri bezmenov on psychological warfare explains the methods in detail. you recognize a lot today of that stuff
@RichSmithson Yeah, it's like in The Big Short:
"Why are they confessing?"
"They're not confessing, they're bragging."
@RichSmithson But I wouldn't be so confident as you are: they've been bragging since the 70's (especially in Europe and Asia) and openly told about what they're doing since then. And at least 95% of Americans have no idea they're even under attack and nearly invaded. There is essentially no counter-force, no response even from non-leftist leadership or any institutions.
Is it working? Because a lot of people seem to be beyond caring at this point.
Well, they aren't succeeding in agitating me, I gave up on Star Wars a long time ago...I watch these reviews and read the comments because they are much more entertaining 😁
Star wars was my comfort and escape but now I feel like everything I liked about it is being ruined to push other peoples opinions and agendas that I don’t feel benefit or make for a telling and interesting story that fits this fictional universe. I really wanna enjoys these projects but they feel deliberately terrible for the sake of ticking boxes , destroying fan favourite characters and pissing off loyal fans.
Same
Very well said. We just want good stories in a universe that we’ve known and loved, not a platform for real world issues, its not rocket science, but they want to lecture us and talk down to us for their personal gratification
I've lost Star Wars, Dr Who and Star Trek. I really despise those who destroyed my favourite I.P.'s. At least I have the old stuff, like the expanded universe, classic Who and old Trek.
Trust me. You are NOT ALONE😢
Spot on
Titanic alternate alternate cut:
Bill Paxton encounters Rose alone getting ready to drop the 💎 in the ocean.
He asks her if he can hold it.
Then he knocks her out and drops her in the ocean.
He quietly returns to his cabin.
Directed by James Cameron
"Good work, 47. The money has been wired to your account. Now head for an exit."
You mean. "Directed by Quentin Tarantino..."😅
@@WallStreetViper Are there enough bare feet?? Wait she’s barefoot walking to the rail! Perfect!!
Niece sees Rose drop jewel in ocean. Drops Rose in nursing home on the way home.
THE GOOD ENDING
Am I stupid? Wasn't this show billed as a murder mystery with grey morality? Where's the murder mystery? Where's the grey morality?
Leslie: i couldnt make it...
@@Shineinpoverty”I’m here because I didn’t believe what I see when children got molested. Eyes can be deceiving”
Done in the first episode. And was so easy it contends with the Sauron stuff of RoP as the Most Obvious Shit award.
Theory’s face as drinker explains ep3 is so priceless he literally has the most wtf I’m i hearing face ever to complete disappointment
I'm amazed he's still going. He and the other youtubers like Eckhart's Ladder or whatever, how do they manage to still find the will to make lore videos for this slop? Every single aspect of the OT and prequels has been done to death, which leaves Disneyverse content... It's gotta be a tough time.
Sad to see guys like theory and Jeremy jahns get broken down by Disney Star Wars over the years
I know Theory only holds Prequels and OT as canon and everything Disney has made (outside clone wars) is not canon to him. He even talked about going back and focusing more around these and doing nothing with Disney stuff anymore outside of new shows
Timestamp?
@star-warsien Interesting, but how much can you go over the old stuff again and again?
I loved the bit where Michael Scott turns to dreadlocks girl and says in a southern accent "Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect", classic stuff.
Watching Star Wars Theory speedrun the 5 stages of grief since meeting Mauler for Star Grift has been both glorious and saddening
You can see Theory slowly lose hope for Star Wars. He still thinks Filoni can save Star Wars which I find touchingly naive. Filoni brought his OC Ahsoka back from the dead and gave Sabine immortality.
The thing is.. it becomes more obvious that the success of Clone Wars is not because of him alone. He has great crews behind him who gave him excellent advices
@blackscorpionstinger TCW is overrated as hell imo. The whole show watches like glorified fan-fiction. I'll take Tartakovsky's Clone Wars and the other EU Clone Wars material over TCW any day.
Nia needs to change some of his understanding and what he knows about Star wars stick to the expanded universe some stories from the expanded universe are better than others darth plagueis is a terrific book
@@SolarDragon007Tartakosky’s Clone Wars show is trash.
Just shows he refuses to move on. It's disturbing. If everyone would move on they'd have no one to make these terrible movies/shows for and would stop.
Brilliant to see Theory here. If only he stopped holding out unjustified hope for Dave Filoni.
He wil, sooner a later
Give it time, he'll come around.
To be fair it’s next to impossible to say who is _directly_ responsible for what decisions behind the scenes. People jump on bandwagons and look for someone to blame, but the reality is we’re mostly guessing.
Fagoli filoni developed girlboss Asoka to replace Anakin’s position and importance in SW long before all of this. The original TCW pitch he made to George made her Kenobi apprentice, which George shut down to keep Anakin’s legacy. He was always a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Just look at anything his beard commie wife has ever said.
Feloni has already doubled down and said the Mando stuff is gonna lead into the sequels. He was never going to retcon them and probably never wanted to.
Star wars actually saved my life a long long time ago, id been dignosed with crohns desease back in 2011 and was bed bound for months, in and out of hospital, very ill, getting fed through a tube into my stomach just a horrific time in my life that then led to awful depression through just being so down and poorly, my friend suggested some films and things to keep my mind focused and nothing worked, i got through the whole list of about 10/15 things until i got to starwars, id heard of it but never gave it a shot thinking it wouldnt be for me, the films taught me more about myself than i knew, they taught me life lessons, it wasnt 'just a story' 'just a film' it gave me hope, gave me strength and the will to get up each day even when i diddnt want too, take everyday as it comes, always face your fears, that no matter the odds theres always hope, that good will overcome evil, i related to so many storys and so many parts in the film it gave me what i needed right then to get through what was going on in my own life and from that day on its been my go-to when im having a bad day or just want to sit down after work and go back to MY starwars, it gives us all our own individual expiriences and meanings and thats why i love it. Disney have single handedly taken that away from not just me but millions of people across the world.
I'm not a gigantic Theory fan but i wish he'd jump in more. It's weird having him here so i want to hear what he thinks.
This is what he did during Star Grift too, but not as bad since he didn't resort to reading superchats.
He tried a few times but was talked over. (not that I'm throwing shade at the other guests, it is what it is). I don't think he's used to these sort of free-for-all chat streams. I liked the more chill vibe of Star Grift.
He kept getting run over by the others lol. He’ll probably be back. Hopefully Drinker will keeps it to a smaller panel.
@@spaceguy564he’s a grown man and 4 other men want to talk…. Remember what you want to say and say it after like everyone else does.
56:00-58:00 This really breaks my heart. Headland is a bully, She's the mean girl at school.
I'm a gay nerd. When I was growing up going to a Catholic school, I was really alone. I had one low key friend who was dude bro and he kept the others from beating me up but he wouldn't really talk to me at school, only outside of it.
During that time, things like Final Fantasy, Star Trek, Dune, Dragon Ball, Ninja Scroll, Macross Plus, Sailor moon, made it a bit easier. To see people like Headland, Kennedy and all these others be so gross, it hurts me a lot more than it should. I'm ashamed to admit.
Fellow Cath School lad here, and sorry to hear that you went through that. I had the "visit the headmaster" for stepping between a Trog whom wanted to bash one of my pals after using the "P" word towards him, and the irony was my pal dated gals. It was merely an accusation. But the point was, my pal had a brain he'd bother to use, was a fab drummer, struggled with being on sports teams, wrote very well RE narrative fiction in the English Courses, treated the gals well, was a great lad on the Footy field, was respectful to all his family, did charity work, and didn't need anyone to defend him or "back away", but the Trog was the final straw. So the Trog "lost", but was a rugby hero for the school, so obviously he suffered naught. But after the fracas, people came to respect my pal, not only for his courage and ethics, but also, his love of sci-fi and related genres. Thanks for posting.
Don’t beat yourself for these bad people, bro. They’re not worthy
That's nothing to be ashamed of. Pick yourself up and ask yourself 'why should I or anyone else give a flying f*** what Leslye Harvey Headland says? She's an irrelevant waste of space that's ONLY got to work on this Star Wars project because she's a lesbian, feminist, activist. Not because she's talented or merits working on a Star Wars project.
As a woman, I resent the stereotype of "every woman thinks how poignant Rose is". Rose was an idiot and Leo was a scam artist. That movie drove me crazy. Keep the jewel and dump Leo. And Billy Zane was only trying to protect that stupid woman from her idiotic hormones.
They made a movie about wiping out responsible aristocracy who was opposed to central banking and then awarded themselves for it.
Exactly. Ripped half my hair out in agonized frustration at what an AWFUL, selfish person Rose’s character was. Throwing that diamond into the depths for purely sentimental reasons sealed my loathing. It wasn’t romantic. It was absolute self-indulgence.
... You do you girl!
yea but everyone loves a Batshit crazy hot chick dude, dudess
@@Goodfood717 and who controls the central banks??? the rothschildes, and what are they???? .... race/religion????
1:16:05 "So Leslie are you the evil twin or the good twin?" Well, here's a hint, I was the dark apprentice to Harvey Weinstein for a time. You figure it out.
That Acolyte interview with Headland and the actress reminded me of that "Weird weird" interview. High cringe factor.
“I love… movies! And I love making them..”
No one should have been fooled by Carrie-Anne Moss, having a movie star in the show is a gotten to the point of a trope now, because they're only there for the launch hype then they die.
That's why I'll always say that Episodes 1 through 6 is the complete saga as it has a definitive beginning beginning, middle and end and the "true" Skywalker saga. Not to mention they were all made under George Lucas' supervision. Because let's be honest, how do episodes 7 through 9 contribute to the Skywalker saga in a meaningful way? Because I can honestly say that bringing back Palpatine effectively retconning the "bringing balance to the force" story of the previous 6 films and ripping away Anakin's achievement, retconning force powers to service the plot of these films when it could've been used in previous films sparing our heroes from making wrong decisions and killing every single Skywalker and Solo in the galaxy so that a Palpatine can be left standing wearing the skin suit name as a Skywalker is not meaningful in the slightest. Not to mention that Disney ONLY inherited Star Wars as a brand while leaving intellectual part of the intellectual property (or IP) of George Lucas to him. These were absolutely not made with George Lucas in mind, given how it's come out that Bob Igar and Kathleen Kennedy lied to him about respecting the characters and disregarding his story template in favor of unoriginal stories that heavily plagiarized the original trilogy. I'm sorry, Disney can keep lying all they want by saying that these new films are part of the Skywalker saga. But the Skywalker saga ended with episode 6. And yeah, George Lucas wanted to make a sequel trilogy. But just as Tolkien abandoned his idea of doing a Lord of the Rings sequel, so too did Lucas also abandoned his idea for the sequel trilogy as he felt that his saga was complete as it was the story of the fall and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. Ergo, THAT'S the Skywalker saga in a nut shell. It's not perfect. But it told a completed story from episodes 1 to 6.
Given all of this information, the intentions of the writers and George Lucas' (the creator) overall thoughts on Disney's direction for this franchise, I'm ultimately left with this unfortunate conclusion: Everything we've been watching is not Star Wars. It's Star Wars in name only. But everything that's been done with this franchise has not been to uphold the philosophy and lore of what this universe was built on but rather, made by entitled narcissistic bigots who can do nothing more than twist this franchise into their own wants and desires. Star Wars died as soon as the pen hit the paper when Lucas sold Star Wars to those "white slavers" who could do nothing but destroy that man's creative vision. Tolkien was right: Evil cannot create, only corrupt.
Simple. I just erased it from memories. This world is too short for this kind of headache
If someone introduced themselves as “I’m a gay star wars fan,” my immediate reaction would be “no normal, non-nutter thinks their sexuality is relevant to the show beyond which characters they think are pretty. This is going to go poorly!”
I’d think the same if you said “woman” “black” or any number of other things. “Christian” is probably going to be a nightmare if they shoes to jam that in before the subject too.
"I'm a vegan Star Wars fan"
Why not Muslim?
@@captainsalty5688 “Any number of other things.” “Christian” came to mind because it’s also a film “genre”
i would think oh no, another useful idiot for the marxists...
It's because people have become only what's between their legs. They're so uninteresting, their sex life is their entire personality. You know someone like this, we all do. Gay or straight. They have nothing else but that.
Disney really has an incredible capacity to take anything beloved, defile it, and dump it in the deepest part of the ocean. It's actually kind of impressive, if I had been tasked with scuttling the SW IP, I could not have possibly done better!
Drinker's rants might be so influenced by Jack Daniels that he might have to start adding Jack Daniels to the credits
A Jake of all trades.. would you say? 😅
He needs to drink something better lol
Jack*@@anarex0929
As co-writer
@@weswolever7477 And eventually co-defendant
Speaking of really cool animated shows no one remembers, Pirates of Dark Water was cancelled before its time!
Solid show, even the monkey birds. The main villain was excellent.
When that interviewer stated that this was the gayest Star Wars story, who'd have known she was really using "gay" as an insult.
Ah, UK schooling insults in the early 00s
@@jonbaxter2254still a valid insult
FYI....old Rose tossed more than 350 mil off the stern of that ship. It was stated in the movie that it was worth more than The Hope Diamond.
The snl back when it was good was funny because the granddaughter has a fit that her grandmother did not help her with money issues she had. It might be that I did not see Titanic when it first came out because I was too young I hated that she wasted all that money it like she burned money.
@@nicoleackerman205 Unearned wealth is the ruin of many. Ask any lottery winner.
That Gilmour injury sucked so bad. I was so happy when the leafs got him back. I was walking down the street with my leafs jersey and a guy yelled from his 6 floor balcony. WE GOT GILMOUR! It was a good time lol
Shoutout to theory~
His short is the only fan film that sit's in my collection along side the film transfers of the OT and the prequels with cut scenes restored.
2:24:27 Hey, as a French it's so cool to hear that you like "The Mysterious Cities of Gold", it's a classic in our country. I didn't knew it was known aside from France
I wonder if Drinker knows about the later seasons? The original show came out in 1982 and just kind of ended, then they finally decided to continue it from 2012 with a "second season" (the 1982 show becoming season 1). the fourth and final season came out in 2021.
It got an English dub and was aired on Nickelodeon, a popular children's TV channel, in the late '80s.
It was a joint Japanese/French production so didn't really qualify as an answer to the question.
@@Fronzel41In America.
Nickelodeon was not available to late 80s UK kids.
Great discussion! You all need to come back to review episode 3 of the AcoDyke.
I had to laugh they have an Obese Jedi now. WTF is he good for other than staring through some binoculars? I'll DIE if they show him doing some Force Fu, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon flips.
If we learn anything from kung fu panda....
@@GeoffryGifariso they throw food at the enemies so he can jump and leap? I hear that sith hides cookies in his robe...
He's the one who is the comedy relief, or the one they make fun of, or the one they show new recruits what not to be. It was funny on FNT about how they talked about him.
A Scotsman, a Welshman, a Canadian, an Australian and a kiwi walk into a bar......
Anglosphere reunion
And a black girl in a covaids mask walks up to their table & says "fight me!"
A fight ensures...
And in unison, the men say, "Where do we put the body?".
"The Coprolyte"
Well done Sir!
It is indeed a fossilized turd.
Either that or “The Acoshite,” as Az put it.
"The Fagolyte"
Little Platoon is amazing.
ahahahaahaha
I finally felt represented when Obese-Wan Kenobi wobbled on screen.
Someone yesterday said Execute Order 66 Piece Chicken Nuggets 😂
Obi-Wan Canoli?
**Obese-Juan-Kenobi
😂😂....y'all comments are killing me!!
I heard his name was "Typ Choo"
When the director/writer brags that she sat at the writer’s table and told the writers, “We can write whatever we want because this world doesn’t exist”. SMH thats when you knew they were going to destroy it.
The thing about fan fiction is you should start by actually being a fan. None of the people making Star Wars have anything but a Wikipedia level understanding of the subject.
We live in a very decadent naive ignorant Western society. In the East is half uncivilized backwards culture, an now we brought in all these "migrants" our society is sliding into a 2nd world country.
It would have been awesome if Gundum was on this one lol. Would have been next level!
Maybe next week! Then, they have the momentous episode THREE to discuss.
The accusation of Osha is perfectly in-keeping with woke ideology. Remember: With wokey-dokes, the accusation alone is proof of absolute guilt.
Yes, even if you are cleared of al charges. You still guilty because they say you are. Funny that they dislike Putin en Jinping so much, they apply the same justice system
Ive seen all the movies (unfortunately) and read a looooooooot of the books, comics and some of the good tv shows. And i dont recall there ever being a mention of a problem with peoples sexuality within the star wars universe or anything. So am i mistaken or has headley just randomly decided to make the star wars universe really homophobic and basically just introduced a problm for no reason other than because sh wanted too. ?
Pretty much
She's a part of that victim culture that craves attention no matter how easy they've had it
You just summed up modern Hollyweird !
Fun fact about Wookiee Jedi. George Lucas insisted throughout production of all 6 movies that there were no Wookiee Jedi. Not because they could not use the Force, but because they would never give their children over to the Order and the last thing a Jedi wanted to do was piss off a whole tribe of Wookiees.
In the EU this was changed with the introduction of Chewbacca's nephew in the Young Jedi Knights series. Which George probably let them get away with because it wasn't canon (ie: movies). And then made canon in The Clone Wars with that youngling from the youngling arc.
What wonderful timing! Platoon's first Acolyte review is live and now this goes up!
Whenever MauLer mentions his Jedi enforcer, I keep thinking of brother mouzone, I'm sure MauLer would like him!
Holy Molly brother Mouzone rocks man one of the best characters of the Wire and he only gets like less than 20min in screen. Jedi as Mouzone will be an instant badass, although what they tried with Ray Stevenson's character, a renegade Jedi that would be perfect for Mouzone.
It's sad to see my favourite franchise getting butchered by these absolute clowns. It's disgusting.
I don't understand why they feel the need to alienate the entire fan base. Just tell good stories.
Star Wars has always had diversity and strong female characters, Leia and Padme.
For me, these projects are as legitimate as fan films, and the only good thing to come from Disney Star Wars, was seeing Hayden and Ewan reprise their roles despite the show being below average.
Cinema is dead.
Only way to save these franchises (Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel) is to learn from guys like Star Wars Theory. When he was making his fan film Vader Ep 1, he let his viewers vote on the theme music, the voice actor playing Vader, and nearly everything else. Guy is also a fan of the source material which could be seen in the finished product.
DisneyPlus is hurting for original content people will watch, maybe a show like America's Got Talent or Ninja Warrior where the contestants are competing to be the next Star Wars/Marvel hero and fans are calling in to vote.
Except he wants more CGI Luke Puppet from Bobba Fett.
"I'm just here to make money and score as much cocaine as possible". Today I learned I'm a studio executive from the 1970s...
Star Wars is the perfect reminder to be careful what you wish for and that more can often bring less.
When I was a kid, and we only had the original trilogy, we’d wonder at the mystery of what the Clone Wars were like. Or what Anakin. Skywalker was like? Or what made it so someone could tap in to the mystical energy of The Force while others could not.
Well, now we know and, honestly, the answers kind of suck. (And those questions were answered by The Man himself!)
The further we get from George Lucas, the worse it gets in expanding upon Star Wars lore.
I’d like to now go back to my 9 year old self and say, “be happy with the OT, because you’re going to get what you ask for in the future…and it blows!”
“Rocks are sinky because they look down at dark water” is my new favorite quote! So deep and insightful.
Hopefully Ryan can come on to discuss The Acolyte at some point.
EPISODE 3-4 review with Ryan gonna be epic, Drinkers saving him for the big one I suppose
@@ExarKun0 Lovely jubbly!
In the season finale, Dr. Gay uses his Tardis to travel to lesbian Star Wars and the twins belittle him and make him cry THREE times 😳
This was such a great episode! The chemistry between the guests on this panel was really enjoyable to watch/listen to.
There was this internet meme I saw years ago. It’s a comic style page. People in a small space enjoying something, group of people on the outside seeing they are having fun and wants in. Small group wanting to share lets them in. New people say it’s too crowded and kick out original group. Original group sees overcrowded room from the outside and it no longer looks like how it used to.
This is all representative of all the things that had smaller fan followings. People knew all the lore and stories, various possibilities. But then all the new people that want to leave their mark because it’s popular while trampling all over what made it what it was.
Dude having Star Wars theory on was such a good surprise
TMNT has nothing on the Batman Animated series. Batman Animated was one of the best animated/cartoon series ever made. And everyone reading this knows it and knowing is half the battle.
Raised my son on BTAS, Batman Beyond, and the Looney Tunes gold collections. 😊
I remember being made fun of in 6th grade for loving X-Men Animated by a girl who was or became a lesbian. In class I was writing out the X-Men I loved from the show, which ones I wanted to see in future episodes, etc, and she pulled the notebook from from my desk while it was in my hands, held it out for the class and told everyone what it was, as if it was something horrible and tried to shame me, which didn't work. I never judged her, but she did me. That's what it was like being a "nerd" back in the day, there was nothing considered socially lower.
Nerd stuff never should have gone mainstream
Starwars Theory forgetting starwars lore is proof of how Disney ruined starwars
I used to like Star Wars, but then they changed what Star Wars was. Now what I like, isn’t Star Wars, and what’s Star Wars seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!
You could say hes the "Sol" character in this show.
@2:07:11 If Dave compromised his love of Star Wars for people like Kathleen, then he deserves to be removed from Star Wars as well. Remove them all, anyone working on Star Wars post Disney should never be allowed near Star Wars again.
This included Ewan McGregor. Especially after that attack on fans video of his.
Sam witwer as head of lucasfilm. He out nerds Dave multiple times and knows more than Dave does.
His love for Star Wars is really high up there. He’s the next George in my opinion.
Yeah! He knows his stuff. And he’s good looking too.. 😉
Modern day Star Wars has been overtaken by people who dont care about it and just want a platform for their social and political issues. We don’t care. Just tell a good story not lecture and degrade your core fanbase.
I bet their new take on the force will end up revealing that only women can have the force, and it manifests only for a few days per month...
What's wierd is that the Prequels make it explicit that the Jedi Order's rules and viewpoints remained stagnant for over a millennium. As Theory pointed out, the Acolyte tries to portray them as being different than what we've seen so far.
Excellent show from you all. Star Wars Theory was a great addition. I love maulers big brain
Excellent wind-down with beautiful Live Act Star Wars 🙂 I wish everyone a relaxing time when streaming this good looking Star Wars show via Disney+ 🙂 Nice to wind-down with it at evenings as episodes drop weekly 🤗 Last night i restreamed S01E02 🙂
Done with "65 Led Telly 🙂 Good Soundtrack, Beautiful Aesthetics, Nice Wardrobe. Like Yord & Sol Character. Waiting more of Jecki, Zyggerian Jedi & others 😋 So far 6.5 & 7.5 for first two episodes. I'll rate every episode once S01 has landed & S01 itself on two websites. Also at own blog post. 🙂
Star Wars Theory is so genuinely and unabashedly awkward and I love it
Well all the rest of the dudes all hang out and drink and shit. I think he’s not used to all the loud guys and talking over each other
@@Brothawick74 yeah by the end he certainly got more well integrated into the conversation, had a couple passionate moments. Was a good show
51:00 If she and the rest of Disney could get their hands on Mona Lisa, they'd tell us that it's not just Leonardo da Vinci who knows what Mona Lisa is, and they know better so they can re-make and modify Mona Lisa.
1:37:24 Now you must cut down the mightiest Jedi in the galaxy....with.......a herring!
Would still be better than anything disney star wars 🤷♂️
A red herring.
6:36 I think the record for Oscars is "Ben Hur" from 1959. I think it took home 14 Oscars, but I'm too lazy to check...😅
Force sensitivity incurs a natural lethal reaction to small pointy things. R.I.P. Indarra...
46:16 Too many non- OG star wars storytellers around …
It’s true; any Force Sensitive child in Republic space was subject to the authority of the Jedi.
They literally took kids away from their families ALL THE TIME.
It’s not meant to be mean… It’s for the good of the non Force using population, and to hopefully put them to good use as guardians and protectors of the Republic.
But does anyone honestly think that any government would allow children who can CHOKE, or throw, or brainwash other kids and adults would just let EMOTIONAL, magical children live willy nilly in society? Turning everyone around them into puppets? Constantly winning Lotto??
Also they would be reinforced, pun intended, that giving in to their emotions was correct as they would gain strength faster. Power corrupts so dark side users would be far more likely than light siders.
When I seen a scene showing a whip lightsaber the first thing that came to mind was the Devo song Whip it.😅
I give you boys much respect for being able to watch this, my 8 year old son loves episode 1-6, he couldnt make it through ANY Disney Star Wars, he said this sucks Dad, I hate it... So many parents would love to spend money on new cool star wars stuff, but nobody's kids like it except for true nerds who show them the old stuff
the mysterious cities of gold had one of the best intro songs/music ever... :) and thundercats are still one of my all time favorites!!!
98 what a year for gaming!!!! Absolute bangers
The nerds I grew up with wanted to be friends with everyone, they just wanted to not get beat up. This is ridiculous.
We just needed Ryan for the Star Grift Reunion
Theory writing his own fan fiction to save Filoni’s reputation 😂😂😂
Disney Star Wars intro needs to be "in a galaxy far far away..... that is still inclusive to modern american social politics"
the interview with amandla stenberg where she talks about making white people cry is about the movie "the hate u give" from 2018.. so it has nothing to do with start wars
There goes Drinker doing harm by spreading misinformation…. again.
The Acolyte looks like a modern day comic con. Trust me that isn't a compliment
People like Headland are just trying to get a rise out of us. I won't give her the satisfaction. I just don't care anymore, I've been doing other things, Disney can blow me.
Seeing Mauler talking about his enforcer Jedi, Drinker talking cinematography and Theory good storytelling, it makes me want to see all these guys and maybe some others like Ryan and Jeremy do a Star Wars DnD campaign like Critical Roll. That would be sick!
Allegedly people saw Something About Mary in droves b/c it was the first movie to have The Phantom Menace's first trailer.
People would buy a ticket, see the trailer and walk out.
It was Meet Joe Black. There's Something About Mary was a Farrelly Bros. movie which was pretty popular at the time.
I stayed to watch Meet Joe Black and it wasn't that bad. Long af!!
@@darktower0603 I was five but I thought people liked Meet Joe Black.
Meet Joe Black was abusively long. Consequently I've seen it once when it came out and that's all I can remember about it
I went to see MJB just for the Star Wars trailer...stayed to watch it. Watching him get hit by the car almost justified staying through the whole thing.
@darktower0603 I stand corrected, then. I was in Europe at the time, this story was something I'd overheard. Maybe a case of "telephone" where the facts got a bit skewed with each telling?
'You nerd why you so gay!'
That is a line I heard as a kid so many times. As someone who wasn't a nerd wasnt cool and just liked playing cricket. I had my own niche. Grew into the nerd culture I did. So to hear the same kids that only liked a thing because it is popular bash the people that paved the way for their golden road just makes me laugh. Why anyone listened to them IS the joke. Disney deserve what they get. And the people defending them are like lemmings. Not actual lemmings mind you. Just the ones Disney literally pushed of a mountain to make a film.
Full circle.
"We just want good stories."
I disagree.
Up until very, very recently, it was uncontroversial to be aware that men and women are physically, chemically, psychologically and biologically different. Still equal. But different.
Obviously any bell curve means outliers, and a small percentage of women will always prefer blood-soaked violent revenge fantasies, just like a a small percentage of men will like gay vampire fantasy and upstairs-downstairs social class romances. But by and large, we all just understood that men and women were different.
Now nobody is allowed to notice anything that was obvious ten minutes ago. Men and women can't be different anymore because every person must be born as a blank slate with a spectrum of possibilities, their genes and gender undeterminate of the people they're going to be. Masculinity is toxic, unless it's embodied in girlbosses, in which case it's celebrated.
Our entertainment is now social engineering -- an attempt by the elites governing our entertainment to convince us that everything we believe is a patriarchal lie. And it fails, of course, over and over again, because it's nakedly and obviously dishonest. because it's proscriptive entertainment meant to turn you into the kind of person who SHOULD exist, rather than entertainment for the person you are.
Stop saying you just want good stories. Stop using their frame. Stop saying that if we just had gay vampire romance stories in our Star Wars that was GOOD we'd be happy. Star Wars is a historically male-focused entertainment catering to male values, and it isn't any longer, and it's alright to notice. It's alright to want a male protagonist on a mission of revenge. It's alright to be a straight guy who wants to stop being ignored by entertainment.
Not everything needs to be catered to upper middle class white liberal females. Our schooling, our tech, our government, our entertainment -- we used to be allowed to have different flavors in our ice cream.
We don't just want good story. We want male stories. We used to have them until ten minutes ago. It didn't used to be a thoughtcrime to notice that.
yeah no the real fans want out shit far from any culture war BS yours included. Just write a human stories from the heart not a "message" you can go watch movies made by ben shapiro and PragerU if you want.
11:00 You neglected to mention Bill Paxton's cringy-ass celebratory laughter, like he just had some sort of life-affirming epiphany or some shit. Completely out of nowhere. It's like "This is not _that_ moment, movie. You haven't earned this reaction from this guy. This is completely nonsensical."
James Cameron needed someone else to tell him that this was a bad scene and an even worse ending. Think about that.
I actually watched the titanic scene that drinker was talking about lmao
2:24:31 I remember Mysterious Cities of Gold! It was actually Japanese though.
This might be my favourite Open Bar to date. Burst out laughing numerous times. SW please keep giving us content to discuss.
There's no point trying to rationalise a show solely created to push a political agenda. They don't deserve your oxygen.
44:07 Maybe the other mother was with a guy first, then immediately after got together with the other mother and scissored the contents into the other mother?
Can we please put a moratorium on "We just want good stories"? It's such a cliche at this point even Disney executives are making fun of us for it. I'm not saying it can't still be true, just -- if you catch yourself saying it, don't.
It got very frustrating when Theory would say that. "Who cares if they have pronouns! we just want good stories."
False. I hear a pronoun declaration or anything similar I'm going to have a vein pop out of my forehead.
@@DominicZelenakEXACTLY. It's false and we should stop saying it. Men and women are different, and men and women like different storytelling styles. Star Wars is a male oriented franchise and we would like some male-oriented stories around conflict and revenge. It is completely rational to say you would rather have a male protagonist in a male story. I'm sick of us having to use their framing devices when we talk about this.
@@DominicZelenakIt drives me crazy that all we get is entertainment aimed at coastal elite gay liberal white women all the time, and we have to be like "We're fine with all that, we just want good story." No. We're not fine with it. There's a reason all the people angry about this shit are always men. We like different types of stories than coastal elite liberal white women.We're not being catered to anymore. There's specific genres and storytelling styles we like. Start making stuff for us again.
Good stories = Good writing and no activist Message insertion.
ROBOT FREAKIN HEAD!!!♡😭
that is all, thanks.