"You’re amazing, a goddess, a gift from on high. You deserve the white dress and the happy ending. I’m just not the guy to give it to you" amazing words to end a relationship :))))))))))
nail it !!! perfect !!! absolutely love his speech !!! .... and her response "this man likes to fuc" women in tje as* and keep casual " .... is priceless !!!! :-))))))))
That's how it goes when you see it coming from a mile away. If he didn't intend to finish his drink after her freakout, he would have finished it before he cut her loose.
hahaha when she was saying that, she was thinking in her head, "I can only pretend to be the cool girlfriend so so long before the mask comes off, so I need to hook you into marriage before then....."
@Tech Today To each their own, but I think that the show should've ended a lot sooner than it did. The last season was the worst season, and a horrible way to conclude the series.
Yeah I’m surprised they even got the green light for the last season.. was awful.. and 5 - 6 if I’m honest.. but we love Hank too much to not have watched
Happened to me about a week ago. I wasn`t that much of a boss as Hank is in this video, but i tried my best to not hurt her feelings and end it in a very friendly way, with Hank in my head handling my speech. Didn`t really matter, she got upset anyway, but didn`t burn my apartment. I`m happy about that.
Something I've learned after four decades on this planet friend. Men, we like the truth. Respect the truth. Place extreme value on the truth. Women however despise it with every fiber of their being. They hate hearing it, and God help you if you're the one distributing it to them.
I was raised by a feminist, so I believe strongly in "Equal Rights, Equal Responsibility". This girl was just as responsible for taking it from behind as hank was for giving it to her. If she was doing so under the pretext that it was leading to a serious relationship, she should have laid that out before hand. Another case of playing the game to get a man to have feelings for you by giving yourself up sexually.....and losing
Hello, young men, Uncle John here, this is the best example of just how far a women will go IF she thinks she'll one day share your bank account. Once her plan goes down the crapper, she'll attack you for misleading her. Never mind the fact she was baiting you into believing she was only interested in being friends with benefits. Not sorry...........
I started the first season again yesterday, it takes a while to get used to these times without smartphones etc., but then it's time travel that's just beautiful.
*Another funny part was*: Carrie: „Feeling much better now. Found a way to resolve our issues...“ Charlie: „Who dat...? Hank: „My neighbor back in New York. My apartment's on fire.“
When you get a drink thrown in your face by a woman, that's a sign of achievement, because you have crushed her ego. And for those wondering, the song playing is Love Me Two Times by the Doors
+ HeadBangerAust that brought me here...haha...two days ago a woman did that to me in a restaurant...when she left I started playing the piano in the same restaurant...which happens to be her fathers...do I need to say more
The Song "Love Me Two Times" is a perfect choice here, because we all know, or at least can assume, what form the the second time took, based on the conversation.
I like her. She's been on alot of my favorite shows. She's Raylan's baby mama on Justified, she was one of the chicks on Hung, now she's been on Californication. 3 of my favorite shows in recent years.
It's funny, so many people say women are more mature than men. In some ways sure, definitely not emotionally though. It's rare to find a woman who can control their emotions and act rationally
Sounds like what I did one time except I stayed in the relationship for over 2 years. After the first 6 months I never got the butt again. Gave her 18 months to change her mind just to realize that she will never give up the butt again because she thinks that she "got me" so i had to break up. I was less savage about it lol
Well, you can look at it this way: Californication is closing a perfect paradoxical loop, as it's later seasons are to the first ones what Crazy Little Thing Called Love is to Hank's novel God Hates Us all.
The delicious irony is that from minute 1 she obviously wants to progress the "relationship" but by the end of that minute she's the one who ends it....Masterclass Hank, masterclass.....
no he just thinks that she is. he just wants her whenever he doesnt have her, and when he has her hes bored and fucks it up. if karen was his real love, he couldnt have managed to get allong all those seasons
the show was at least 3 seasons too long. actually liked the addition of his son and baby mama Heather Graham. wish they would have done it earlier and gone without the 2 rockers( Ashby and Atticus) story lines.
BTW; guys, have you ever paid attention how movies have normalized violence against men? Like throwing a drink on a man's face as it is normal and not an assault, kicking in private parts,....
aside from David's brilliant acting and charisma, this show is a screenwriter teenager Fantasy, and not always in a good way: a man who wants true love, but also to bang alot of woman. it wears on you eventually when you realise that's the whole show (plus the cool but irresponsible dad routine)
Didn't you see the show? Hank never, EVER cheated on Karen when they were married while Karen did admit to cheat with Bill. Hank never ever cheated on Karen while they were together, Karen did blow their relationship because of something Hank was lied about (Mia being legal age) AND happened while they were not together. After that, they were never together until the finale. Hank never lied about his intentions to any women when asked as this clip shows. Hank wanted true love, tried it, got demolished by who he thought was his true love and just wants to keep it casual. Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
Spoken like a true hero. I've been saying this since season 4, it's still fun to watch... but it's a different type of humour to what it use to be, I use to describe the show as not much happens but the dialog is pretty clever / funny. Since Season 5 it's been different.. which I think what was hinted at during the conversation between Hank and Becca at end of season 4
Yeah, I have never been good at break ups either. That's why I have been married to the same demanding, demeaning, and overbearing woman for the past 30 years.
Naw those thoughts comes much later. I’m this moment her ego is just hurt and that makes her want him even more and at the same time hate him more. She don’t even think in this moment about marriage and kids or anything apart that she wants this man for herself and she can’t have it
Just act like a shit boyfriend until she cheats/breaks up with you.... So much less stress & blow-back. Dumping a girl with a massive ego is like lighting a firework in your own face, the damage to your life could well be hard to repair.
After watching this show I really do tell women that I am not sure if it's gonna turn into a long term thing before we even start having sex, so that they can't later blame me for "sodomizing". Just for a quick disclaimer here, not all women are like that, my love of my life, my girl, we broke up once after having sex, didn't talk for a year, but inspite of getting repeated proposals from men far richer than me she looked at nothing else but me, and one day met up and told me she wants to get back into it, forever. I was like the happiest person of the world.
I think It´s quite funny to see Natalie Zea in a role and with a language like this because I immediately think of her as Winona in Justified - a rather uptied character
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somebody got butt hurt I see.
Lizi zhu - Lol!
She liked it more than she thought
That's not the point!
I see what you did there.
Literally perhaps lol
she tries to humiliate him and he is silently saluted by every man in that place
I rarely smile, but it's hard for me not to smile after the Indian looking guy does at the end.
Classic show
Class
And suddenly also desired by every woman there.
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She is drop dead gorgeous too lol. No poon can hold down Hank Moody lol
"You’re amazing, a goddess, a gift from on high. You deserve the white dress and the happy ending. I’m just not the guy to give it to you" amazing words to end a relationship :))))))))))
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nail it !!! perfect !!! absolutely love his speech !!! .... and her response "this man likes to fuc" women in tje as* and keep casual " .... is priceless !!!! :-))))))))
I said the same words
Actually these lines were rehearsed by Hank before breaking it off. Prior to this scene, Hank practices this in the washroom lmao
It aint me babe
Love the way he just takes another sip of his drink after she storms off....lol
That's how it goes when you see it coming from a mile away. If he didn't intend to finish his drink after her freakout, he would have finished it before he cut her loose.
it’s his nonchalant persona
What other option is there??
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He gave her the "it's not you, it's me" routine.
but george invented that routine..
Gotto love that routine Lol
@@marwennaceur530 George who?
@@niladrisekhardas9058 George Costanza Master of his domain
@@marwennaceur530 thanks I didn't know about this show now I do
"oh, are we speaking metaphorically" :D:D:D:D:D:D LOL
At least a handful got the joke, I see. The rest is just watching for boobies, guessing from all the dumb comments.
Judging by her reaction, Hank clearly made the right choice.
They're all this crazy if pushed
She was emotionally attached
they all are like that.
Well, she did end up burning his apartment down and trying to kill him.
@@erica.5698 found the incel
The man who toasted him on the sly deserves an honorable mention :)
I think he was just taking a drink.
@@Big_Island_Boi No, that looked like at toast in progress :)
She talked about not being' that girl' to actually being 'that girl'
hahaha when she was saying that, she was thinking in her head, "I can only pretend to be the cool girlfriend so so long before the mask comes off, so I need to hook you into marriage before then....."
I miss this show!, I think a re-watch is needed asap
+KD84Afc™
Men I feel the same. I've just watched all seasons and I miss it so much :(
i am doing it now..after years! time has come! finishing season 3 tonight!
You need to re-watch it drunk. That's what I'm doing.
Thats why im allways rewatching, its like a loop a never ending game, trip in the desert.
what is the name of the series
Gorgeous actress. Shame she wasn't in more movies.
he forgot to say: modafackaaaa
one of the very best shows of last decade
Women get very angry when you tell them they deserve someone better than yourself lol
Arab Dude that’s oxymoron lol
#FACTS
Hits their low self estime in the core
It’s because they developed a emotional attachment and it’s hard to get over especially if you been seeing each other for a long time.
IKR? I guess you should just tell them their hideous hose hounds and you don't want to be near their stinky cooch and they'd take it better.
We are all better off being Hank Moody
women can dish it!... but they can't take it!!
unless its in the ass..........hahah
loyal American sir!! You are whatever is the highest number in math is!!!
Yeah, the way women 'dish it' is they let you catch her with some other guy.
She did take it though.......
This subplot was actually one of the better, more intense things that happened during these weaker later seasons of the show.
@Tech Today To each their own, but I think that the show should've ended a lot sooner than it did. The last season was the worst season, and a horrible way to conclude the series.
Yeah I’m surprised they even got the green light for the last season.. was awful.. and 5 - 6 if I’m honest.. but we love Hank too much to not have watched
@@orangelip1yeah the show definitely went on longer than they thought it ever would. Super weird to give Hank an autistic son too.
Happened to me about a week ago. I wasn`t that much of a boss as Hank is in this video, but i tried my best to not hurt her feelings and end it in a very friendly way, with Hank in my head handling my speech. Didn`t really matter, she got upset anyway, but didn`t burn my apartment. I`m happy about that.
I hope she didn't poison you as well
if farks, floats, or flies.. it's cheaper to rent it ... hopefully, you have insurance ..
"...but didn`t burn my apartment. I`m happy about that." OMG... too funny, man!
Women!🤪
Something I've learned after four decades on this planet friend. Men, we like the truth. Respect the truth. Place extreme value on the truth.
Women however despise it with every fiber of their being. They hate hearing it, and God help you if you're the one distributing it to them.
Hank is a legend and my role model
He handled it like a boss. Women are truly. .. unpredictable so she just lost it. When a woman loses it like that all you can do is ride it out.
Mike B quit being a pussyboy white night. Bitches be crazy, and bitches ain't shit.
I would do the exact same thing she did to her and tell her to fuck off...
That was absolutely and entirely predictable. Maybe you need to know more than a dozen women.
Hell yeah nigga
@@AotO_DJ Nah no need to tell her to fuck off.
Love me two times i'm gone away
It should have been Back Door Man.
Morrison + Duchovny real bosses
Realest comment ever
+Ced Ric Jim...of course
+XL James
Jim Morrison dude, the lizark king, leader of the doors
Hank breaks up like a boss? Didn't this girl try and kill him cos she felt so rejected?
Yes, and killed herself in the process.
She didn't do that because of how he broke up with her though. She was just crazy af
God, what a brilliant scene
The moment she realizes he's breaking up with her (mind you, in a very clever and intelligent way) - PRICELESS...mothafukkka !
This girl does a great job of being crazy
....by my experience, all women are crazy .... each one.of.them ...
a relationship isn't over until you've conquered the poop chute
Jay Lee Yeah because he used to be a guy.
"Oh, are we speaking metaphorically?" hahahaha
I was raised by a feminist, so I believe strongly in "Equal Rights, Equal Responsibility". This girl was just as responsible for taking it from behind as hank was for giving it to her. If she was doing so under the pretext that it was leading to a serious relationship, she should have laid that out before hand. Another case of playing the game to get a man to have feelings for you by giving yourself up sexually.....and losing
Reddit?
Amen!!!
Very true another woman who doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions so she blames it on a man ,REAL CLASS ACT -FAIL
I truly believe feminism has nothing to do with giving up butt.
MrValueking "I was raised by a feminist" = "I am a weak feminized beta male with a spaghetti for a spine"
It's Christinith - it's all becoming clear now.
Arnold Palmer alert!
Like a boss? She tried to kill him in a murder suicide in the finale by spiking his drink. That was not a very effective resolution to a break up.
This is BS because after her setting his appartement on fire he wouldn't communicate to her and that whole thing would just fade away.
I am damaged broken you are goddess and deserve the white dress. 😂
Hello, young men, Uncle John here,
this is the best example of just how far a women will go IF she thinks she'll one day share your bank account. Once her plan goes down the crapper, she'll attack you for misleading her. Never mind the fact she was baiting you into believing she was only interested in being friends with benefits.
Not sorry...........
Hank's solution is to take *his* plan, up *her* crapper. =D
I started the first season again yesterday, it takes a while to get used to these times without smartphones etc., but then it's time travel that's just beautiful.
*Another funny part was*:
Carrie: „Feeling much better now. Found a way to resolve our issues...“
Charlie: „Who dat...?
Hank: „My neighbor back in New York. My apartment's on fire.“
woman must realise that sex is good for both....and its not a bargaing asset
Never happen. I just saw in an 1800's dictionary vagina was defined as "A woman's commodity".
@@luvr381 Hah! No surprise there!
another typical scenario where a women treats sex like a favour..even though she liked it.
And if she did not like why do it. Have some pride girl
When you get a drink thrown in your face by a woman, that's a sign of achievement, because you have crushed her ego. And for those wondering, the song playing is Love Me Two Times by the Doors
+ HeadBangerAust that brought me here...haha...two days ago a woman did that to me in a restaurant...when she left I started playing the piano in the same restaurant...which happens to be her fathers...do I need to say more
Bazinga!!! 😂
I long for the day a woman throws a drink in my face.
@monokhem tuco?
Me to Hank. God bless the single man.
If you have not seen this whole series, I am jealous of you; To be able to watch it anew would be a great gift. Absolutely brilliantly done.
I wasn't ready, but I think I'm ready to watch the show now.
it went downhill pretty fast, last seasons are hard to watch
To hear your take on it, I’d rather keep the fantasy of an amazing show that I’ll never know. Some things are better seen when not shown.
The Song "Love Me Two Times" is a perfect choice here, because we all know, or at least can assume, what form the the second time took, based on the conversation.
I disagree. It should have been Back Door Man.
hahahahaah again again again David my man :) the lady's acting top notch
I like her. She's been on alot of my favorite shows. She's Raylan's baby mama on Justified, she was one of the chicks on Hung, now she's been on Californication. 3 of my favorite shows in recent years.
'Are we speaking metaphorically ?' One of Hanks best stuff .. Madafakaaaaaaa
This was the best opening for a show ever!
It's funny, so many people say women are more mature than men. In some ways sure, definitely not emotionally though. It's rare to find a woman who can control their emotions and act rationally
Sounds like what I did one time except I stayed in the relationship for over 2 years. After the first 6 months I never got the butt again. Gave her 18 months to change her mind just to realize that she will never give up the butt again because she thinks that she "got me" so i had to break up. I was less savage about it lol
18 months is a long time to wait for butt that never comes.
Well, you can look at it this way: Californication is closing a perfect paradoxical loop, as it's later seasons are to the first ones what Crazy Little Thing Called Love is to Hank's novel God Hates Us all.
Haha waste her time Hank Moody
Great acting!! I felt the same tension watching that scene as I do when women put me in that dreaded “where is this going” conversation.
The delicious irony is that from minute 1 she obviously wants to progress the "relationship" but by the end of that minute she's the one who ends it....Masterclass Hank, masterclass.....
Plutonium grade pre-selection as an aftermath.
Hank's real love is Karen. is only one. thats why he is damaged.
Most guys would go crazy if they were put through what hank was. I'm surprised he was able to keep himself together all those times
+BaldManLogan Hank is a calm tough dude.
no he just thinks that she is. he just wants her whenever he doesnt have her, and when he has her hes bored and fucks it up. if karen was his real love, he couldnt have managed to get allong all those seasons
the show was at least 3 seasons too long. actually liked the addition of his son and baby mama Heather Graham. wish they would have done it earlier and gone without the 2 rockers( Ashby and Atticus) story lines.
BTW; guys, have you ever paid attention how movies have normalized violence against men? Like throwing a drink on a man's face as it is normal and not an assault, kicking in private parts,....
I would have ordered a steak and sat there eating it with a glass of scotch until everyone that witnessed that had left.
solid point
And this is why I'm staying single....
I always loved the way she pointed at him when she says “fuck people in the ass.” The body language is just so perfect.
I just finished the series for the second time, always fucking hilarious!!!
Yes...she is nut...but she offers the BACKDOOR..... I WILL TAKE HER..
Don't we all?
aside from David's brilliant acting and charisma, this show is a screenwriter teenager Fantasy, and not always in a good way: a man who wants true love, but also to bang alot of woman. it wears on you eventually when you realise that's the whole show (plus the cool but irresponsible dad routine)
Hanks true love is the written word, not a woman. He has already found what he is looking for and it's women who can't see that.
Didn't you see the show? Hank never, EVER cheated on Karen when they were married while Karen did admit to cheat with Bill.
Hank never ever cheated on Karen while they were together, Karen did blow their relationship because of something Hank was lied about (Mia being legal age) AND happened while they were not together.
After that, they were never together until the finale.
Hank never lied about his intentions to any women when asked as this clip shows.
Hank wanted true love, tried it, got demolished by who he thought was his true love and just wants to keep it casual.
Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
Spoken like a true hero. I've been saying this since season 4, it's still fun to watch... but it's a different type of humour to what it use to be, I use to describe the show as not much happens but the dialog is pretty clever / funny. Since Season 5 it's been different.. which I think what was hinted at during the conversation between Hank and Becca at end of season 4
A red pill guy, nice work pal, well done
Hank is my hero.
Man, I don't think anyone has ever got the words to explain it any better than you...
Man of culture 😂😂
"I'm not mad." Lmao.
Yeah, I have never been good at break ups either. That's why I have been married to the same demanding, demeaning, and overbearing woman for the past 30 years.
That's how women deal with rejection !
That's who I want to be when I grow up Hank Moody forget being a millionaire Hank Moody get all the women he wants
Absolutely brilliant!! :)
Best Series ever...................
Dave Rowelet the last season was weak...his son ruined it for me
Love this scene :D
looks like he made the right call
Does anyone know the actress' name in this scene? Kinda hot in a crazy, clingy, "Where do you think this is going?" kinda way!
Women aren’t angry over missing out on a marriage and family; they’re angry over missing out on a profitable divorce…..
Naw those thoughts comes much later. I’m this moment her ego is just hurt and that makes her want him even more and at the same time hate him more.
She don’t even think in this moment about marriage and kids or anything apart that she wants this man for herself and she can’t have it
Bruh if i was there i would have been crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, Good Job Ol' boy ! (and I bet she did enjoy it more than she let on....women love being degraded).
Hank made the right call.
He does lots of push/pull, narration, and assumption gaging.
Legend!
These embarrassing episodes are a part of monthly life for Hank, routine really.
Lol if he had started laughing at her he would have killed her soul.
At the end of the day, you cannot casually butt someone.
"I gave up the butt for you." Lol!
natalie zae such a hot woman
Well he was honest and never pretended to be anything but a damaged jerk.
Just act like a shit boyfriend until she cheats/breaks up with you.... So much less stress & blow-back. Dumping a girl with a massive ego is like lighting a firework in your own face, the damage to your life could well be hard to repair.
And this is the reason I no longer have cable television.
Infected Mushroom - Love Me 2 Times Remix
After watching this show I really do tell women that I am not sure if it's gonna turn into a long term thing before we even start having sex, so that they can't later blame me for "sodomizing". Just for a quick disclaimer here, not all women are like that, my love of my life, my girl, we broke up once after having sex, didn't talk for a year, but inspite of getting repeated proposals from men far richer than me she looked at nothing else but me, and one day met up and told me she wants to get back into it, forever. I was like the happiest person of the world.
Role fucking model
What is the song name at the end? I used shazam and it showed lucky boys-hallwhisky but i cant even find the song on youtube
The Doors...Love Me Two Times.
Than she set his apartment on fire. =D
Ondrej Packa tried to kill him but ended up killing herself
*then
Crazy white valley girl run fellas run
I think It´s quite funny to see Natalie Zea in a role and with a language like this because I immediately think of her as Winona in Justified - a rather uptied character
Best show of all time. The greatest! Hahaha
Her reaction proves he made the right decision
Tom Kaminos with Lucifer dosen’t even compare to the original genius of how this show worked!
Natalie Zea...WOW!!... if she let me go 'up the old dirt road', so to speak, I'd marry her in a heartbeat! LOL
i would have felt like a monster if i was there and would've bought him at least his next drink.