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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +3335

    Give me your best UA-cam Clickbait titles

    • @amatierrosso6982
      @amatierrosso6982 3 місяці тому +321

      I love kids! SURPRISE GIFT

    • @Gra_avy21
      @Gra_avy21 3 місяці тому +198

      How to download free Ram

    • @ThePurple_Dino
      @ThePurple_Dino 3 місяці тому +146

      Santa sends huggy wuggy to my house at 3am

    • @HalfOrk
      @HalfOrk 3 місяці тому +33

      skibidi

    • @ddodd69
      @ddodd69 3 місяці тому +56

      How to Rizz

  • @EliteMuscleLab
    @EliteMuscleLab 3 місяці тому +5056

    kendrick touches your soul,drake touches your kid

    • @Moundedhourss
      @Moundedhourss 3 місяці тому +26

      All kendrick touches r twitter bars💀

    • @litepaw7
      @litepaw7 3 місяці тому +153

      @@Moundedhourss Aw, you mad, Crodie😹?

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 3 місяці тому

      ​@@MoundedhourssFunny, because Drake used Twitter bars as a form of defense on his latest song. I'm sure his future defense lawyer will be thrilled trying to defend those lyrics too. Then those same Twitter defense bars were also destroyed by a user on it, going by the name of EbonyPrince2K24. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @jojodirk7710
      @jojodirk7710 3 місяці тому +9

      Lol

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 3 місяці тому +47

      @@Moundedhourss Drake's last song was full Twitter bars, via fans in defense of him. Turns out a lot of those bars were lies too, because those fans didn't know the facts before Ebon...

  • @cameroonkendrick6312
    @cameroonkendrick6312 3 місяці тому +3627

    “He’ll always be hunting for forbidden fruit, even if it’s not ripe yet,” legendary quote

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +367

      Mmmm you taste the innocence

    • @scotch5843
      @scotch5843 3 місяці тому +22

      @@0ffendingeverybodynot as much as he will mmmmm .

    • @Puggle-kt4kc
      @Puggle-kt4kc 3 місяці тому +16

      @@scotch5843”reminds me of my last woman” - probably drake

    • @no.one_really_knows
      @no.one_really_knows 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@Puggle-kt4kcyou mean "not yet woman"?

    • @IonizedCarthage
      @IonizedCarthage 3 місяці тому +3

      @@no.one_really_knowsthe only way of saying it that maybe might not get you demonetized and kicked off the platform 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @dora_the_deporter
    @dora_the_deporter 3 місяці тому +1224

    no way drake said "im too famous to be a pedo" and then started kissing a minor in multiple different spots 💀

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +162

      When the thirst is too strong

    • @emmanuelnlend9418
      @emmanuelnlend9418 3 місяці тому +7

      That video is old asf tho

    • @aeircrown7994
      @aeircrown7994 3 місяці тому +28

      ​@emmanuelnlend9418 oh I don't know crimes have age of consent too.

    • @nekoshadowwolf
      @nekoshadowwolf 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@emmanuelnlend9418 that doesn't change the fact that it was a minor.

    • @Anonymys43
      @Anonymys43 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@emmanuelnlend9418 what point did you try to make with that?

  • @zyrusjohnruiz7335
    @zyrusjohnruiz7335 2 місяці тому +554

    J Cole is playing checkers,
    Kendrick is playing chess,
    and Drake is playing Minecraft because he likes playing with Miners.

    • @J_A_Y_Y
      @J_A_Y_Y Місяць тому +15

      You're not allowed to use Minecraft and Drake in the same sentence. Give the game more respect than that.

    • @nathanielmori1865
      @nathanielmori1865 Місяць тому +3

      @@J_A_Y_YI was aboutta say

    • @darthbauer5153
      @darthbauer5153 Місяць тому

      @@J_A_Y_Yyou must have not heard about the Minecraft youtubers. They’re the kings of kiddie diddling.

    • @n30p47h1c
      @n30p47h1c Місяць тому +4

      @@J_A_Y_Y There are two types of Minecraft youtubers. The ones who have been caught and the ones who haven't

    • @boomboxblaster8742
      @boomboxblaster8742 Місяць тому

      @@J_A_Y_Y Minecraft is mostly played by minors so he's not wrong.

  • @Static959
    @Static959 3 місяці тому +366

    "Drake said his favorite game is blackjack. Probably cuz he's always hitting on 14 and 15 and stopping at 21" That's fucking gold I love it

    • @nathanielmori1865
      @nathanielmori1865 Місяць тому +4

      My favorite quote of the vid

    • @hungryjo47
      @hungryjo47 25 днів тому

      My one is ( draik realy sad first come first serve )

  • @dunkev4152
    @dunkev4152 3 місяці тому +9081

    "If I was a pedophile, I'd have already been arrested" - Drake on the Heart Part 6

  • @plushdudeadventures3283
    @plushdudeadventures3283 3 місяці тому +6019

    Drake taking more Ls than the number of the age of the girls

  • @franckemmanuel6926
    @franckemmanuel6926 3 місяці тому +793

    "rapper is only 1 p away from trauma"
    BRO YOU HAD ME CHOCKING

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +119

      Its both thought provoking and ignorant. The perfect mix for this channel

    • @GigaChad-rm3bh
      @GigaChad-rm3bh 3 місяці тому +6

      @@0ffendingeverybodyyour content is awesome and cheers me up

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody if you have 2 Ps, you're Drake. If you have 1 P, you're still Drake.

    • @Ultravenom1
      @Ultravenom1 2 місяці тому +1

      Prapper

    • @apex_prey
      @apex_prey 2 місяці тому

      Choking**

  • @Domboss-yy5dx
    @Domboss-yy5dx 3 місяці тому +60

    "16? Youre first."
    -Glen Quagmire

  • @ADudeMyGuy
    @ADudeMyGuy 3 місяці тому +121

    drake loves kids
    until they're his own

  • @vcprovost
    @vcprovost 3 місяці тому +1891

    DLC: Drake likes children

    • @AaronClemente-zs1ws
      @AaronClemente-zs1ws 3 місяці тому +44

      💀💀💀💀

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +250

      Lolol damn I wish I thought of that

    • @ravyhandarupratomo3871
      @ravyhandarupratomo3871 3 місяці тому +11

      Craziest And most hyped DLC

    • @S1ayer585.
      @S1ayer585. 3 місяці тому +7

      @@0ffendingeverybodyno worries, your puns honestly got me cracking up 😂😂😂

    • @InHellITrust
      @InHellITrust 3 місяці тому

      @@S1ayer585. That's right, don't forget to swallow too!!!!!!!! Can you do me next?

  • @ChaosEditzLOL
    @ChaosEditzLOL 3 місяці тому +2130

    Tbh the drake and Kendrick Lamar beef might be one of the best beefs oat

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks 3 місяці тому +10

      not at all. kendrick using potential child abuse victims for clout is disgusting. Kendrick didn't have to do this. He should have gone to the FBI or police if he had ACTUAL evidence of Drake doing anything. That simple.
      By using those victims trauma to start beef, Kendrick is at the very least using them for clout, which is disgusting enough on its own but its even WORSE when you realize that Kendrick is talented and skilled. He didn't need to participate in this ignorant "rap beef" shit. He's already made it, he has no need.
      Besides, we've KNOWN about Drake for **YEARS** now. This is nothing new. I lost so much respect for Kendrick honestly. He went about this the most ignorant and clout chasing way he could for what? To use victims? That's just.... That's a new low for KDot man

    • @xyklose8486
      @xyklose8486 3 місяці тому

      Drake lying about kendrick beating he's wife drake lying about not having inappropriate relationships with minors there are videos of drake stop D riding and critically think ​@cwcpants140

    • @xyklose8486
      @xyklose8486 3 місяці тому +164

      ​@@growingoaksand drake was the one who brought up the pedo allegations on himself in Taylor made freestyle using ai tupac but i guess you weren't listening then

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks 3 місяці тому +1

      @@xyklose8486 nopeee, i dont like drake. Views was a good album, What A Time To Be Alive was a good album but Drake typically falls flat. He’s nothing special, just another dude writing lyrics about dumb shit. Typical rap songs nowadays, sadly.

    • @xyklose8486
      @xyklose8486 3 місяці тому +59

      @cwcpants140 i just pointed out how everything you said makes no sense drake is definitely self aware of the things or there and he's done
      He for 1 brought up family members
      2 brought up pedophilia
      3 brought up being a deadbeat
      That was everyone's main criticism on Kendrick that he just said what's been said already so you trying that long ahh paragraph makes no sense unless you defened your ears for everything respectfully

  • @maximeenes3105
    @maximeenes3105 3 місяці тому +570

    Drake: « you are so mature for your age »

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +116

      She says on her 14th birthday

    • @imcarlosjr4898
      @imcarlosjr4898 3 місяці тому +5

      Sus

    • @Vsevolodbochkov
      @Vsevolodbochkov 3 місяці тому +7

      His gf: "goo goo ga ga"

    • @DN-wy3ud
      @DN-wy3ud 3 місяці тому

      That's the most classic pedo grooming phrase can't believe he said that on stage🤮

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 3 місяці тому +8

      *While he stares intensely at the ultrasound screen*

  • @zyrusjohnruiz7335
    @zyrusjohnruiz7335 2 місяці тому +80

    J cole touches your heart,
    Kendrick touches your soul,
    Drake touches your kids.

    • @YourFavCupid
      @YourFavCupid 2 місяці тому +2

      Iam the kid Drake touched hehe

  • @Manbaby24
    @Manbaby24 3 місяці тому +137

    4:53 WHY IS THAT MY SCHOOL 💀💀💀

    • @elemayoo
      @elemayoo 3 місяці тому +51

      watch out for drake lil bro

    • @sujinahjina4238
      @sujinahjina4238 3 місяці тому +34

      He's pre ordering you lil bud, keep your eyes peeled

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 3 місяці тому +14

      Better keep that head on a swivel, before it ends up wrapped around Drake's pocket titan, homie 🙏

    • @Mysogynist6699
      @Mysogynist6699 2 місяці тому +12

      Drake is at your window oil up

    • @BrocomeON.NOW.
      @BrocomeON.NOW. 2 місяці тому +3

      You might want to close that open window 😈😈😈

  • @QuantIosi
    @QuantIosi 3 місяці тому +386

    "Drake is basically putting girls on pre-order" 😭🤣💀

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +42

      Sorry freaks theres a que

    • @exactingbirdy
      @exactingbirdy 3 місяці тому +2

      @@0ffendingeverybody i should put them on preorder

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@exactingbirdyIs "Kids-R-Us" still a thing?

    • @exactingbirdy
      @exactingbirdy 3 місяці тому +2

      @@tellmesomething2412 no sadly

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 3 місяці тому +2

      @@exactingbirdy 👀⁉️ I'm not asking sincerely. 😭 You're comments... It ain't looking good, bruv.

  • @quackjay0106
    @quackjay0106 3 місяці тому +1120

    "This is God's plan👺" had me rolling😂😂😂

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +144

      And had Drake thrusting

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody 😂

    • @NuclearTsarbomb
      @NuclearTsarbomb 3 місяці тому +2

      So this is what God had intended with his plan
      Right at I’m siding with the Devil for once to take that shit down

    • @braylonperkins-qt9wh
      @braylonperkins-qt9wh 3 місяці тому +2

      @@0ffendingeverybody this guy is going crazy bro🗿

    • @KingFuoFuo245
      @KingFuoFuo245 3 місяці тому

      @@0ffendingeverybodyhop off drake 🍆bro gah dayum

  • @s.m.drecords238
    @s.m.drecords238 3 місяці тому +1109

    Drake found out the worst way what a Pulitzer prize says about it's recepient.

    • @sigmaligmaenigma
      @sigmaligmaenigma 3 місяці тому

      His dumbass core fans still think its just another Grammy.

    • @eagjdhx9d282
      @eagjdhx9d282 3 місяці тому +6

      Pulloutser prize more like it

    • @s.m.drecords238
      @s.m.drecords238 3 місяці тому

      ​@@eagjdhx9d282I don't get it.🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @silvereaglestudios
    @silvereaglestudios 3 місяці тому +92

    Drake: "I'm not a pedo... but..."

  • @ReinigenDieWelt
    @ReinigenDieWelt 3 місяці тому +77

    5:00 you could see the second P fading 😂

  • @stevenstorms1907
    @stevenstorms1907 3 місяці тому +896

    Saying I miss you really is saying I'm thirsty

  • @breznknedl
    @breznknedl 3 місяці тому +301

    "He's not speeding in a school zone".
    Actual underrated line

  • @khoigen1565
    @khoigen1565 3 місяці тому +259

    Drake put out a whole song that says that he isn’t bediddling kids, like does he not understand that it’s gonna make him even more suspicious?

    • @redhunnid5142
      @redhunnid5142 3 місяці тому +37

      Drake has a song called “Papi’s Home”. In the beginning of the song around 40 seconds he says “Sierra Canyon parking lot looking Magic City parking lot”.
      Go google both of those locations Sierra Canyon is a grade school that accepts Kindergarten through 12th grade. Magic City is a adult strip club dude has been telling everybody what he likes in the open. He’s been saying boldly and proudly he has been living in his truth the entire time. 😐😐😐

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +23

      Ego can be blinding

    • @TheMemeGuy911
      @TheMemeGuy911 3 місяці тому

      "Mhm, the innocence is delicious..."
      - Drake probably

    • @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH
      @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH 3 місяці тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyyeah we gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 3 місяці тому

      @@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH "we don't diddle kids, it's no good, diddling kids"

  • @Alyvia117
    @Alyvia117 3 місяці тому +22

    Drake saying "i didn't do nothing to millie bobby Brown." Is crazy 😂

  • @MXALOVE
    @MXALOVE 3 місяці тому +19

    What's concerning is that all these things happened and people are saying "Don't worry, Drake will come back from this"

    • @EikshaBisht
      @EikshaBisht 3 місяці тому

      Nope..... let's troll him and his bots whom he pays everytime !!! No more creeps like Diddler and Drizzler 🤮

    • @prettierjesus3119
      @prettierjesus3119 3 місяці тому +2

      Concerning, but also probably true.

    • @EikshaBisht
      @EikshaBisht 3 місяці тому +2

      He can come back but the public shouldn't accept him. I am tired of these famous creeps get away with everything. It's time we stop giving them what they want

  • @Chickensoupgod
    @Chickensoupgod 3 місяці тому +6417

    Who’s team Kendrick?

  • @Tobi_Uchiha235
    @Tobi_Uchiha235 3 місяці тому +132

    Its wild how kendrik said that drake is a playground sniper and drake just nonchantly gave himself up in a song how crazy 💀

    • @Zaedahomiie
      @Zaedahomiie 3 місяці тому +2

      Drake is just trying to test how far he can make the allegations.

    • @redhunnid5142
      @redhunnid5142 3 місяці тому +8

      Literally brought up Millie Bobby Brown man’s out of pure guilt his demons was eating him alive and he just blurted out the truth. No one even brought her name up but out of all the underaged girls he’s been dealing with he brought her name up that’s very guilty.
      What made her so special from the rest of the underaged girls that made you blurt her name out specifically. She must of had him losing his mind in love with her that he couldn’t hold it no more.

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 місяці тому +2

      "I was going to kill a couple of rappers but they did it to themselves"
      He foresaw that 10 years back lol.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +5

      We live in the wildest of timelines

  • @amino10pırt
    @amino10pırt 3 місяці тому +853

    kendric cant compare "sizes" to drake

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +199

      "Pringles Can"

    • @theshadowking3198
      @theshadowking3198 3 місяці тому +10

      @@0ffendingeverybodyNah supersize it

    • @CroatiaBall273
      @CroatiaBall273 3 місяці тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody you mean schlong sizes?

    • @mattyaboi1653
      @mattyaboi1653 3 місяці тому +16

      The size of the case against Drake?

    • @JevwODviOThN
      @JevwODviOThN 3 місяці тому +18

      haven't your mum teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

  • @ericatodd743
    @ericatodd743 3 місяці тому +44

    2:53 is actually crazy

  • @Husser6548
    @Husser6548 3 місяці тому +7

    4:29 "but that man NEVER Speeds in a school zone. Or as he calls it, window shopping." I WAS LAUGHING AT THIS FOR A GOOD 2 MINUTES LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @alexxu4244
    @alexxu4244 3 місяці тому +430

    “Age is only a tightness” - Drake probably 💀

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +58

      Lolol so true

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 3 місяці тому +5

      That's JEEENIOS ​@@0ffendingeverybody

    • @mxshbee
      @mxshbee 3 місяці тому +21

      This is vile.💀💀💀

    • @TesticularTorsion6969
      @TesticularTorsion6969 3 місяці тому +17

      Nah thats actually disgusting 🙏😭 God forbid someone’s pulls this up during your job interview 💀💀

    • @Maletearsasoil
      @Maletearsasoil 3 місяці тому +2

      -men as soon as they make $

  • @YourAverageNPC-27
    @YourAverageNPC-27 3 місяці тому +1266

    “One of drakes security guards got shot outside his house. Can’t we all agreed that’s wrong, cuz if anyone is shooting their shot it’s drake on prom night.” 💀🙏
    Edit: OMG YO THSNKS OFFENDING EVERYBODY FOR RESPONDING AND HOLY BUNS IM FAMOUS 🤪

  • @MEAP007
    @MEAP007 Місяць тому +7

    Kid drake: Did we make it big
    Current drake: take your clothes off

  • @machieldevries997
    @machieldevries997 3 місяці тому +13

    "This is Gods plan" at the end had me dying 😅
    Keep it up, this is probably the funniest channel on this platform

  • @OfficialFancyRatMP
    @OfficialFancyRatMP 3 місяці тому +151

    Drake is 100 percent swinging it on a plane infront of a 14 yr old rn

  • @B00g3y_Man_23
    @B00g3y_Man_23 3 місяці тому +559

    Drake can’t catch a break anymore 😭🙏💀

    • @Kittens.Geography
      @Kittens.Geography 3 місяці тому +19

      Fr 💀💀

    • @pinapuki
      @pinapuki 3 місяці тому

      ye cuz he wanna catch kids 😶

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +224

      He's pretty good at catching kids though...

    • @DefNotHydro
      @DefNotHydro 3 місяці тому +14

      Bruh if he’s so innocent why is he runnin with his tail between his legs

    • @Kittens.Geography
      @Kittens.Geography 3 місяці тому +8

      @@0ffendingeverybody what about oompa loompas

  • @goofy2594
    @goofy2594 3 місяці тому +145

    4:42 is craaazy 😭

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +35

      My animator is a G for making that little crawl

    • @bignose420
      @bignose420 3 місяці тому

      I thought you make the animations!​@@0ffendingeverybody

    • @bignose420
      @bignose420 2 місяці тому

      I thought you animated your videos​@@0ffendingeverybody

  • @deanb4799
    @deanb4799 Місяць тому +4

    "Remember if you tell anyone, YOU'LL get in trouble too!" -Roger Smith

  • @MysticalPhantom1
    @MysticalPhantom1 3 місяці тому +11

    Bro you’re so underrated and I love how you interact with the comments bro, stay hard! 💪 (Literally)

  • @akeemhimself
    @akeemhimself 3 місяці тому +75

    "I'm too famous and rich to be a sex offender"
    Esptein Chorus with backing vocals by P Diddy and Ad libs by Bill Cosby: "TALK YO SHXT BLUD!!!"

    • @EikshaBisht
      @EikshaBisht 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 2 місяці тому

      all you need is harvey weinstein and you’ll have the p*do avengers

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 2 місяці тому

      @@akeemhimself DJ Weinstein made this beat!

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 Місяць тому

      The Groomervengers

  • @thatoneguy3503
    @thatoneguy3503 3 місяці тому +288

    Now we got offending every body talking about BBL Drizzy💀

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +68

      Hhhard not to mention it

    • @thatoneguy3503
      @thatoneguy3503 3 місяці тому +54

      @@0ffendingeverybody Yeah hard… like Drake when he’s near a school zone

    • @WtFOver2
      @WtFOver2 3 місяці тому

      Pdiddy next? ​@@0ffendingeverybody

    • @jhall3987
      @jhall3987 3 місяці тому

      @@thatoneguy3503😭

    • @Nairdaei
      @Nairdaei 3 місяці тому

      @@thatoneguy3503real

  • @The_Top_Gun.
    @The_Top_Gun. 3 місяці тому +35

    0:29 Nah Drake preordered💀

  • @louannebvb
    @louannebvb 3 місяці тому +1

    Tryna strike a chord and IT'S PROBABLY A-MINORRRRR

    • @EikshaBisht
      @EikshaBisht 3 місяці тому +1

      They Not Like Us !!! 😂😎

  • @ghyprh
    @ghyprh 3 місяці тому +32

    "So even though Drake's at a buffet, he can't help but crave sour patch *KIDS*"
    OH LAWD

  • @Rylzzy
    @Rylzzy 3 місяці тому +124

    "Grab them by the hymen" left me speechless😧😭

  • @IRL_oli
    @IRL_oli 3 місяці тому +317

    The ghost writer probably really hates kendrick!
    ( beacuse the ghost writers had kool kids klub costumes on )

    • @ChrisannaDaye
      @ChrisannaDaye 3 місяці тому +21

      I think the ghost writer deep down hates Drake 😂😂😂

    • @IRL_oli
      @IRL_oli 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ChrisannaDaye prob

    • @syahirulfadhli4255
      @syahirulfadhli4255 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@IRL_oliprob? daylyte dissed drake

    • @IRL_oli
      @IRL_oli 3 місяці тому +1

      @@syahirulfadhli4255 whos that

    • @syahirulfadhli4255
      @syahirulfadhli4255 3 місяці тому +3

      @@IRL_oli Drakes best ghostwriter. Kendrick has a verse in the recent disstrack "your best work is a light (lyt) pack" as daylyt was the one who wrote it. After all of this daylyt dissed Drake, Kenny wasn't lying when he said a lot of people around our boy Drizzy hates him, even his own ghostwriters.

  • @MostAnnoyingTroll
    @MostAnnoyingTroll 2 місяці тому +6

    Buddy clowned on drake harder than Kendrick did 💀

  • @fr0st388
    @fr0st388 2 місяці тому +9

    00:01 LITlle Kendrick lamar 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ZENODAN3.0
    @ZENODAN3.0 3 місяці тому +97

    When Drake says he sees straight 10s he means 10 year olds💀

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 3 місяці тому +92

    "You used to call me on my cellphone, late night when you need my love..."
    And how old was she when she used to call you!? Huh, Drake!? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @subwaviaball
      @subwaviaball 3 місяці тому +6

      The amount of digits in her phone number

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 3 місяці тому +5

      "I know when that Hotline Bling, it can only mean one thing."
      "F*ck, she graduated."

    • @redhunnid5142
      @redhunnid5142 3 місяці тому +3

      He was talking about Millie Bobby Brown she had to have had him hooked he couldn’t leave her alone. His demons was eating him alive on the Heart Part 6 and he accidentally just spit out the truth. Nobody even brought her up out of all the underage girls he said her name. 😐

    • @SirLightsOut99
      @SirLightsOut99 3 місяці тому

      You’re a good girl and you know it has never been as uncomfortable as it is now.

    • @franen321divine6
      @franen321divine6 3 місяці тому +7

      "you used to call me on my cellphone" she stopped when Drake blocked her on her 18th birthday

  • @beychellababycakes7831
    @beychellababycakes7831 3 місяці тому +27

    You gonna get an OVO cease desist letter like that Tiktoker did for breaking down all of Drake’s sketchy lyrics from his own songs that aren’t aging well-! How dare people post content putting Drake in a bad light based on his own publicly inappropriate behavior with teenage girls-?!!😮

  • @l1ghtsw1tch327
    @l1ghtsw1tch327 3 місяці тому +7

    Thank you for being the absolute highlight if my weekend. Here's to hopefully getting to a mill this year.

  • @SixOk
    @SixOk 3 місяці тому +7

    Why did I just find this beautiful channel just now 😫🤣💀 this was a wild ride 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nandimicic7337
    @nandimicic7337 3 місяці тому +38

    Man, you just fixed my entire day with 4:25. Don't remember laughing so much in ages.

  • @Badas._.
    @Badas._. 3 місяці тому +56

    I love the "Wrong" it always makes me laugh

  • @wilkensoncerezier1333
    @wilkensoncerezier1333 3 місяці тому +54

    drake is in shambles after this one

  • @unknowndj9824
    @unknowndj9824 3 місяці тому +10

    I must say.... that black jack joke on drake was crazy good

  • @user-pd5ox4yh2t
    @user-pd5ox4yh2t 3 місяці тому +67

    This is the best humour I’ve seen in a long time, keep it up

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +5

      You'll only find bangers on this channel

    • @shorg984
      @shorg984 3 місяці тому +2

      @@0ffendingeverybody and that's exactly what children find when they meet drake

    • @redhunnid5142
      @redhunnid5142 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s a lot of dark truth behind this humor though 👀

    • @redhunnid5142
      @redhunnid5142 3 місяці тому +1

      @@shorg984Exactly

    • @lemmy8533
      @lemmy8533 3 місяці тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody like drake

  • @Dragonmaster-9973
    @Dragonmaster-9973 3 місяці тому +72

    He is putting them on pre order 😂😂😂

  • @wildadonesianelmo
    @wildadonesianelmo 3 місяці тому +6

    Bros about to hit 1 million subs! Good job 👍 And the videos get crazier too, like wtf was that “I’m busy corrupting her with trauma” dude fricking hilarious.

  • @lukelyall5879
    @lukelyall5879 3 місяці тому +3

    0:05 drake the typa guy to say “guys you’re not going to believe this but look at those g-g-g-ghosts!” When he sees a kkk rally 💀

  • @teddystanciu9216
    @teddystanciu9216 Місяць тому +2

    "Drake loves his women like he likes his wine...14 years old and locked in the basement"

  • @PaperClipsILike
    @PaperClipsILike 3 місяці тому +26

    0:36 OffendingEverybody lip leak, one step closer to the full face reveal!

    • @abdallh968
      @abdallh968 3 місяці тому

      He’s probably Hispanic

  • @demine100018
    @demine100018 3 місяці тому +6

    1:21 mind you she first meet drake IN HIS HOTEL ROOM thats not a red flag thats a siren.

  • @Zyktofren
    @Zyktofren 3 місяці тому +19

    5:18 Is it just me, that every time I see a exploding head, my mind just plays "over the horizon - 2019 samsung ringtone".

    • @mo0ny._satvrn
      @mo0ny._satvrn 3 місяці тому +1

      i have two different opinions on this joke one positive one negative since i looked up the joke and its a reference to ronnie mcnut and the context of the timestamp i think thats the case i know i might yap but and no one asked but here it is.
      opinion no one asked for: this is a classic case of shock humour and dark humour and it definitely does it’s purpose. but thats all i can say positive about it and i know im probably being soft but my opinion i don’t think jokes of real peoples deaths are that funny the man took his life and in a very gruesome way and joking about it is a bit insensitive to the man and his grieving family he had a family and friends imagine being them having to deal with that loss then see someone make a joke out of it.. so thats one of the reasons i never liked these kinds of jokes i know im prob yapping and its not a big deal but i need to get this out there it gives me discomfort people are so comfortable with making these jokes.. well thanks for coming to my ted talk that you didn’t ask for.

    • @Zyktofren
      @Zyktofren 3 місяці тому +1

      @@mo0ny._satvrn It's okay, I understand. Have a nice day.

  • @sejhehsidbdsbs6682
    @sejhehsidbdsbs6682 2 місяці тому +2

    The Kendrick jokes 💀

  • @chduckgd1248
    @chduckgd1248 3 місяці тому +4

    "rapper is one letter away from trama" IS WIAAAAAAILD

  • @scarleyautja3986
    @scarleyautja3986 Місяць тому +3

    Sour patch kids 😂😂😂😂
    It killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samthecam48_official
    @samthecam48_official 3 місяці тому +35

    The thumbnail was so crazy bro

  • @Republic_Of_Siberia
    @Republic_Of_Siberia 3 місяці тому +6

    "we dont wanna be handed trophies, we wanna WIN trophies" cant think of a truer statment.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому

      Really proud of that one

    • @Republic_Of_Siberia
      @Republic_Of_Siberia 3 місяці тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybody Oh yea also the crosswalk thing was great, do that more often, making completely normal things sexual/pedophilic

  • @Emerr28
    @Emerr28 2 місяці тому +2

    THIS IS GODS PLAN💀💀

  • @thomashartzell6268
    @thomashartzell6268 Місяць тому +2

    "Let me help you with butt stuff" fucking killed me.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MonkeyKingXiaoMin
    @MonkeyKingXiaoMin 3 місяці тому +11

    Last half minute was crazy gosh

  • @anton_smallz99_30
    @anton_smallz99_30 3 місяці тому +17

    1:25 Bruh Drake is cooked. Speaking to Millie like that 💀😭 bruh

  • @iloveronaldotoomuch7
    @iloveronaldotoomuch7 3 місяці тому +8

    Beer and this guy on a Friday is just goated.

  • @jacobbakos3140
    @jacobbakos3140 3 місяці тому +1

    "I just bring them up on stage and grab them by the hymen!" IS WILD

  • @shannon.t
    @shannon.t 3 місяці тому +4

    Just came across your channel and omg man you are hilarious😂😂

  • @TheRealFireFlies
    @TheRealFireFlies 3 місяці тому +9

    Love your vids my man. Always bangers

  • @krasuvepich
    @krasuvepich 3 місяці тому +27

    Even bro dissed drake

  • @snoopy1977
    @snoopy1977 3 місяці тому +9

    Absolutely savage, well done!😂

  • @gizmo-gremlin-toy-from-80s
    @gizmo-gremlin-toy-from-80s 3 місяці тому +2

    As a fellow Drake. Kendrick is DESTROYING him

    • @KayLovesToEat
      @KayLovesToEat 2 місяці тому

      As a Fellow drake fan. Drake is dead Kendrick killed him😔

  • @m.t.fguard8309
    @m.t.fguard8309 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm fuckin choking from how hard I'm laughing at some of this stuff

  • @DontClick12345
    @DontClick12345 3 місяці тому +4

    "Pre-ordering is wild" 😭 🙏🏿

  • @otakusempai7467
    @otakusempai7467 3 місяці тому +6

    Honestly man I been wanting for your take

  • @MonkeyComrnando
    @MonkeyComrnando 2 місяці тому +3

    "my soulmate was born when i was 15"

  • @devinthomas6564
    @devinthomas6564 2 місяці тому +1

    The funny thing about this guy is that he does his reasearch on the thing he doing a video on and then completely makes fun of it. Keep it up man.

  • @YamchaCanDoBettr
    @YamchaCanDoBettr Місяць тому +1

    I just discovered your channel and my God, I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time.

  • @metalclawsteelheart
    @metalclawsteelheart 3 місяці тому +22

    BOOM, EARLY!
    Now please do a vid on furries, with this intro:
    "Most people wish they were a cat, or a dog. Lazing around, getting fed for free, and in the dogs case, _doing the housewife._ but some people like to take this one step further. meet, the furry fandom."
    4:00 uhhh, so do you know about us furs?

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  3 місяці тому +5

      Thats not bad metal claw. What should I call the furry vid?

    • @meowsicalesdarkshadow5825
      @meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 3 місяці тому

      nice video concept

    • @BiwwiBob
      @BiwwiBob 3 місяці тому +1

      Just remember that, in most cases, it's just a hobby (there's a difference between therians and furries), and to not let any controversies bring down the *whole* community

    • @metalclawsteelheart
      @metalclawsteelheart 3 місяці тому +1

      ​​@0ffendingeverybody how about... "the beasts of today"?
      Also, yeah, what biwwi said, the fandom has A LOT of misunderstandings and false accusations, so be careful not to get the wrong info.

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 3 місяці тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodyFurballs

  • @user-oy8nl1il8e
    @user-oy8nl1il8e 3 місяці тому +3

    Some Drake fans: *He’s a mastermind*
    Me: He’s a master at being a dumbass

  • @lebelluwga
    @lebelluwga Місяць тому +7

    5:25 is just bojack horseman

  • @therealdirtydan1
    @therealdirtydan1 3 місяці тому +1

    “Even if it’s no ripe yet” had me rollin😂😭

  • @harley8047
    @harley8047 Місяць тому +1

    Amazing vid.
    Not only do you point out Kendrick got that Napoleon Complex going on, you're also one of the few Americans on the platform to seem to know your country has Age of Consent Laws that differ by state (even reaction youtubers seem to not know that).
    I think the context of his knowing the girls he's dated is a bit important tho.
    Most people immediately yell grooming when age gap comes into play.
    And it seems like an iffy subject if they're half your age and you know them prior to AoC in your home state.
    But from the sound of it, Drake pre heated the pot he was gonna get cooked in after the Colorado Thing.
    And it probably wouldn't have helped his case if he knew the 17 AoC in Colorado, because given his interactions with minors into dating after they hit 18 (already looking suspicious to normal folks at a glance), they could easily use the fact that crossing state lines into a state with a lower AoC SPECIFICALLY to do that stuff is illegal.
    And given his texting record I'm sure he's said something incriminating.
    But in his defense, I don't think anyone in the entertainment field in California, Birth place of 18 is 18 (minors of the same age can both be charged for having intercourse together) and the conflicting Show Biz Allegations, should be allowed to talk on this.
    Because it seems like everyone in Hollywood targets 15 and under, if the allegations that come out seem to hold any merit.
    You'd think the entertainment field freaks would ban together and pay Gavin "Brown Streets of San Fran" Newson some payola to maybe work to lower the AoC to America's average of *16.*
    But like you said, they probably would still target those under it because of the danger it presents giving them a thrill.

    • @shock-l8652
      @shock-l8652 Місяць тому +2

      I ain't reading all dat

    • @harley8047
      @harley8047 Місяць тому +1

      @@shock-l8652
      TL;DR: Drake cooked himself with those texts, Americans don't know their Age of Concent is based by state but Offend did some research, Hollywood is full of Paedos who have no room to talk about the subject matter, I talk shit About Cali's Governor for turning Frisco into Lil India.

    • @jmac356
      @jmac356 Місяць тому

      @@harley8047 India? Why?

  • @cozef230
    @cozef230 3 місяці тому +4

    last jokes were the best jokes i have ever hearded ngl

  • @Anicsn
    @Anicsn 3 місяці тому +4

    Im SO glad OEB gets the views he desservers❤

  • @Adolphin_hit_her
    @Adolphin_hit_her 3 місяці тому +19

    1:14 speaking of grooming

  • @Dudeguy3290
    @Dudeguy3290 Місяць тому +1

    "Always hitting at 14 or 15 and stopping at 21"
    How does bro cook this hard?!

  • @monky8557
    @monky8557 3 місяці тому +61

    4:19 ''He can't help to ️crave Sour Patch 𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨" got me dying _😂_

  • @exotic8627
    @exotic8627 3 місяці тому +1

    "you can take the kids out of his house, but you cant take him out of the kids" missed opportunity for a killer joke (4:46).

  • @KayLovesToEat
    @KayLovesToEat 3 місяці тому +10

    As a Drake fan I found this Funny as hell this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week 😂😂