The Sanity Clause - A Night at the Opera

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  • Опубліковано 12 жов 2012
  • A great pun from the Marx Brothers' Night at the Opera!

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  • @thecursor1
    @thecursor1 6 років тому +612

    It's been nearly a hundred years and this scene is still laugh out loud hilarious.

    • @Juliaflo
      @Juliaflo 4 роки тому +18

      Gets better with age, right?

    • @thecursor1
      @thecursor1 4 роки тому +11

      @@Juliaflo It's just so great.

    • @Juliaflo
      @Juliaflo 4 роки тому +9

      @@thecursor1 Actually, it has been just over eighty or so years.

    • @jaelge
      @jaelge 4 роки тому +13

      @@Juliaflo: I think that's close enough to safely say "nearly 100 years."

    • @kascally
      @kascally 3 роки тому +8

      I laughed the first time I saw it; a bit less the second time. On the 1,476th time I merely smile at its cleverness.

  • @Robard65
    @Robard65 5 років тому +349

    “I forgot to tell you; i can’t write.”
    “That’s allright. There’s no ink in the pen anyhow.” 😂😂😂

  • @baumcollcsame7871
    @baumcollcsame7871 5 років тому +403

    I worked for various corporations in their Real Estate dept for 40+ years. And every time I read a contract, if I was negotiating across the table with the leasing co., I'd read down to the bottom of the contact first. When asked why I was reading there first I'd say I'm looking for the "Sanity Clause"!
    Very few ever got the joke. Those that did, well let's just say the negotiations went much easier as we were of one mind. 😁

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 3 роки тому +29

      Did you ever get the reply "there ain't no sanity clause!"?

    • @baumcollcsame7871
      @baumcollcsame7871 3 роки тому +29

      @@allenjenkins7947
      YES! On those very rare occasions when someone on the other negotiating side got the joke!
      Most of the time I just got stares. 😩

    • @adespade119
      @adespade119 3 роки тому +7

      @@jonfungg he's still reading it.

    • @ThunderAppeal
      @ThunderAppeal 3 роки тому +9

      @@adespade119 Thats because he knows theres no such thing as sanity clause, everyone knows that.

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 3 роки тому +3

      @@ThunderAppeal LOL
      \

  • @Muzak6625
    @Muzak6625 7 років тому +323

    For anyone who has ever negotiated a contract, this is a gem.

    • @BettyJoBialofski
      @BettyJoBialofski 6 років тому +18

      The party of the ninth part? That is one complicated contract.

    • @RaymondJones-kh6pp
      @RaymondJones-kh6pp 5 років тому +4

      Muzak6625

    • @baumcollcsame7871
      @baumcollcsame7871 2 роки тому +3

      Oh absolutely!! This whole scene is hilarious, and yes unfortunately there were time when business negotiations went exactly as this.
      Just mind boggling!!!

  • @Madman2001madman
    @Madman2001madman 10 років тому +312

    I love Groucho's sense of timing. His throw-away line, "I was blind for 3 days", is priceless. And his constant looks over at Chico really add to the hilarity.

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 3 роки тому +10

      ... and the amazing thing is that most of the dialogue from Groucho was "unscripted and sheer ad-lib", according to the various directors of the Marx Bros. films.

    • @bkdro70
      @bkdro70 2 роки тому +15

      Only times that Grouchos the straight man is when he interacts with Chico...lol

    • @drivernjax
      @drivernjax 2 роки тому +7

      @@DonVideoGuy007 I remember watching a show about the Marx Brothers once and it the host told the following story. The Marx Brothers rarely followed the script. While filming one of their movies, the script writer grabbed the director and said, "Wait a minute! I think I heard one of my lines." Ad-lib was the trademark of the Marx Brothers.

    • @christ6070
      @christ6070 Рік тому +5

      And he hasn't been in Canada for years.

    • @jon87583
      @jon87583 Рік тому +3

      These guys were pros - and like Daniel says above, still LOL hilarious. By the time they made their first movie, they had honed their act and their personas on the live stage - you can kind of pick up on that once you know they were on the stage for years before The Cocoanuts was made.

  • @MelloGee33
    @MelloGee33 6 місяців тому +16

    You can't touch this. Pure comedic gold.

  • @freeguy77
    @freeguy77 9 років тому +477

    I've always loved Chico's response to Groucho's question "Don't you know what duplicates are?" "Sure, there's five kids up in Canada!" He references the rare quintuplets (Dionne) born the year before, 1934. Two are still alive.

    • @Texas_Baby_Blue
      @Texas_Baby_Blue 7 років тому +30

      I was seriously just wondering about that! thanks!!!!

    • @manningbartlett522
      @manningbartlett522 7 років тому +43

      I'm an insane Marx brothers junkie who owns every film, and has been a fan since the early 1970s,
      However despite all this, I did not know that little factoid. So a huge thanks from me.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 4 роки тому +24

      @@manningbartlett522 The Dionne Quintuplets were a very early example of news hysteria, basically. The media was constantly checking up on them and what they were doing, and they even had something that was basically a human zoo dedicated to showing them off, despite the fact that they were pretty much totally normal outside of looking identical. At the time, the thought was that it was an "uplifting" story and the Depression was still ongoing, so they would rather write about some beautiful little girls than thousands of people losing jobs or dying of starvation.
      Then the fad passed, and it turned out that the Quintuplets had been taken from their parents and treated like circus attractions to make money, and most of them ended up feeling traumatized by the whole experience. Real mess, that one.

    • @Lava1964
      @Lava1964 4 роки тому +14

      @@misterbadguy7325 Interestingly, it was the Ontario government who made the Quints a ward of the state after their father attempted to put them on display at the Chicago World's Fair. Then the government promptly put the Quints on display! There was never any admission charge to Quintland--where they were housed and put on display--but the area reaped millions in tourism dollars.

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 4 роки тому +27

      and his "I wouldn't know about that. I haven't been to Canada in years." as in _'I didn't go to Canada and get a nice Canadian girl pregnant.'_

  • @paulputnam8211
    @paulputnam8211 3 роки тому +97

    One take ! No director would dare to run a scene this long nowadays.
    One of the greatest scenes in cinema comedy. Seen it dozens of times but still I laugh. Genius comedy !

    • @shabbysnubtide3339
      @shabbysnubtide3339 9 місяців тому +5

      It was not one take.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose 9 місяців тому +1

      How do you know how many "takes" it has?

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 7 місяців тому +4

      A lot of these bits were just them doing routines from their days as a vaudeville act, so they knew them by heart.

    • @amybethhurst
      @amybethhurst 6 місяців тому

      Exactly. I can see where the cuts are. @@shabbysnubtide3339

    • @vintagesaskia1139
      @vintagesaskia1139 7 днів тому

      I think they mean it's only one continuous shot.

  • @stephencockett9959
    @stephencockett9959 4 роки тому +39

    I never forget a face - but in your case I'll make an exception.

  • @ruralmass7
    @ruralmass7 6 років тому +73

    A Night At The Opera is their best movie in my opinion. The movie is worth owning for this contract scene alone - hilarious!

  • @jeffreysmith4965
    @jeffreysmith4965 5 років тому +344

    Cop to Groucho: Do you live here by yourself?
    Groucho: Yes.
    Cop: So why is your table set for four? Explain that to me.
    Groucho: Well, my alarm clock is set for eight. Explain that to me.

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj 4 роки тому +29

      Henderson: You live here all alone?
      Otis B. Driftwood: Yes, just me and my memories. I'm practically a hermit.
      Henderson: Oh, a hermit... I notice the table's set for four.
      Driftwood: That's nothing, my alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing.

    • @dawnbell7826
      @dawnbell7826 3 роки тому +8

      bahahahahah

    • @joebittman5039
      @joebittman5039 3 роки тому +17

      .....wait a minute...eight o'clock divided by four at the table equals two....two,subtract the table equals one....one hermit...I get it now

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 3 роки тому +2

      LMAOOOO

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 2 роки тому

      he means he set his clock at 8

  • @Juliaflo
    @Juliaflo 3 роки тому +5

    This film is 85 years old, but improves with age.

  • @Rayfaedundee
    @Rayfaedundee 2 роки тому +32

    I can watch this scene over and over again, and it’s always hilarious. Comic genius script writing here.

  • @Irisheddy
    @Irisheddy 8 років тому +288

    I can't go over a contract without thinking of this scene

    • @philipmonihan8222
      @philipmonihan8222 4 роки тому +12

      My dad says this taught him all he needs about contracting.

    • @tonidozier4573
      @tonidozier4573 4 роки тому +6

      Don’t forget the sanity clause. Ah, there’s no such thing as a sanity clause. 🤣

  • @davealexander8527
    @davealexander8527 8 років тому +691

    This could be the scene from the Brexit negotiations.

    • @projectfirst4690
      @projectfirst4690 8 років тому +14

      LOL

    • @thyowen
      @thyowen 6 років тому +5

      stan ochocki the "pee-u" wow so you're so clever and witty I wish I was that funny :( you make such a great considered argument too.

    • @gillwil
      @gillwil 6 років тому +3

      Dave Alexander very funny....so true...

    • @massiveferguson9466
      @massiveferguson9466 5 років тому +3

      René Artois
      There's been many an insanity clause since.

    • @andrewpliakis
      @andrewpliakis 5 років тому +7

      @René Artois To quote Blackadder: "Nevermind I'll cross out the 'in'. Any history of sanity in the family? None, whatsoever."

  • @rickkinki4624
    @rickkinki4624 5 років тому +64

    One easily forgets just how hilariously talented the Marx Brothers were. So many of their films were gems!

    • @freeguy77
      @freeguy77 Рік тому +2

      The (forgotten) master joke writers had an important part in helping the comedy team be as memorable as remembered! I always thought the scriptwriters were where the storyline and verbal gags came from. Finally, The Dick Van Dyke Show highlighted how important they were in his 1961-66 tv series!

    • @rickkinki4624
      @rickkinki4624 Рік тому +4

      @@freeguy77 That's certainly true, but I think Grouch, Harpo and Chico did a lot of ad-libbing in their films, too.

    • @freeguy77
      @freeguy77 Рік тому +2

      @@rickkinki4624 I know there was some ad-libbing, but most of the original dialogue was tightly scripted for the gags and jokes. I just did not want people to forget a film starts with the scriptwriters and frequently before any actors were hired to say the lines!

    • @rickkinki4624
      @rickkinki4624 Рік тому +4

      @@freeguy77 I can't argue with a thing you say! One of the great comedies of all time, "Blazing Saddles," had comic geniuses such as Richard Pryor to write the script.

  • @tnargskoorb1
    @tnargskoorb1 4 роки тому +32

    I like how Chico is stretching his arms out too when Groucho’s trying to focus on his contract. Like that makes any difference. Ha ha ha

  • @neilreid9005
    @neilreid9005 5 років тому +97

    That scene will never grow old with me. Perfect timing and adlibbing that's pure gold.

  • @ragglefraggle24
    @ragglefraggle24 8 років тому +193

    2:30
    "I no lik-a the second party"
    "Well you should've come to the first party, we didn't get home til around 4. I was BLIND for 3 days." haha

    • @stanochocki8984
      @stanochocki8984 6 років тому +21

      am sure that what the Marx Bros. were referring to in the "..blind for 3 days ' comment, was the fact that 'home-made' booze, or bath-tub Gin was readily available 'proverbially' on nearly every street corner and was usually of such poor hygienic quality that many a soul got deathly sick from drinking it.

  • @maicey_t.
    @maicey_t. 7 років тому +77

    "Your word's good enough for me! Now then, is my word good enough for you?"
    "I should say not!"
    "Well, that takes out two more clauses."
    The first Marx Brothers film I ever saw. This scene had me rolling.

  • @nobodyaskedbut
    @nobodyaskedbut 4 роки тому +27

    No matter how many times one sees this it's still funny. True classic comedy.

  • @nobodyaskedbut
    @nobodyaskedbut 6 років тому +83

    This is one of the greatest comedy scenes in film history.

  • @libertygiveme1987
    @libertygiveme1987 3 роки тому +16

    Chico - "You can't fool me, there's no Sanity Claus"!!!! HaHa!!!! And Groucho's expressions, TOO FUNNY!!!!

  • @elliotjames5172
    @elliotjames5172 2 роки тому +26

    One of the finest comedic moments in film history.

  • @lestoil
    @lestoil 6 років тому +92

    39 people that saw this clip don't meet the criteria of the Sanity Clause.

  • @laurancemiller4089
    @laurancemiller4089 4 роки тому +105

    This is what comedy is about. Clean and still funny.

    • @jaelge
      @jaelge 4 роки тому +6

      They weren't necessarily so clean but at least they weren't vulgar, weeell, maybe they were a little vulgar.

    • @moondawg3693
      @moondawg3693 4 роки тому +5

      Cheeky, is what we'd call it, they often came close to going too far, but they pulled back at the last second.
      Brilliance !

    • @skiptickle7174
      @skiptickle7174 4 роки тому +15

      What do you mean, “clean?” They tore up paper and left it lying all over the floor.
      That’s littering, ya know.
      And if they stayed any longer they’d be loitering.

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 3 роки тому

      But not corny

    • @joebittman5039
      @joebittman5039 3 роки тому +1

      I had a teacher named Loiter once....she always made me hang around after school

  • @JohnnyCardinale
    @JohnnyCardinale 6 років тому +215

    Chico Marx, most underrated comic actor ever.

    • @tnargskoorb1
      @tnargskoorb1 4 роки тому +12

      Johnny Cardinale Totally agree. He was by far my favourite brother. He was what made the movies great I think. When I was a kid I had a hamster named after him.

    • @jaelge
      @jaelge 4 роки тому +12

      Chico was my favorite Marx. Carouser, musician, and conman. My kind of guy.

    • @adamconner-simons4880
      @adamconner-simons4880 4 роки тому +10

      @@tnargskoorb1 So weird! I had a hamster named Chico too :)

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 3 роки тому +5

      As Groucho said, "Chico brought Gonorrhea to the Vaudeville circuit."

    • @ElvarMasson
      @ElvarMasson 2 роки тому +1

      Is he underrated ? I never knew that

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 4 роки тому +42

    The Marx Brothers were hilarious 😂 Rest In Peace, gentlemen 😭

  • @aprilsky1666
    @aprilsky1666 5 років тому +28

    Although i knew about them I've just now looked into, and discovered how insanely funny they are and their comedy holds up today. I cant stop laughing at how brilliant this is.

  • @punch6832
    @punch6832 4 роки тому +8

    Groucho was the King of side-eye. 😂

    • @4d3fect
      @4d3fect 3 роки тому +1

      and the eyeroll!

  • @christopherfisher6293
    @christopherfisher6293 7 років тому +49

    First time l saw this movie,and got to this part, grown men were screaming and howling with laughter. We were all crying.!! Sadly most have passed on. Thanks for the wonderful memories.😂😂😂😂

  • @mikevonkleist6767
    @mikevonkleist6767 4 роки тому +21

    One of my favorite Marx Bros routines. I own all of their Hollywood movies. They practiced these scenes a million times. They were so good at, it came off better every time they did it. To their audience, it looked so natural. Pure genius in comedy.

    • @freeguy77
      @freeguy77 Рік тому +1

      Their first 2 movies from Paramount, "The Cocoanuts" (1929), and "Animal Crackers" (1930) were from their Broadway routines, so they had plenty of practice in those movies before! Those two were filmed in NYC's Astoria section, before the Marx Brothers moved to Hollywood.

  • @anthonyhaylock6655
    @anthonyhaylock6655 2 роки тому +13

    The Marx Brothers are truly brilliant in every way , best comedy , love it

  • @Mr.CapitalOne
    @Mr.CapitalOne Рік тому +7

    "do you know what duplicates are?"
    "Yeah there's 5 kids up in Canada"
    "Well I don't know anything about that"

  • @donaldcunningham2386
    @donaldcunningham2386 2 роки тому +8

    Hysterical! Just like someone mentioned, it's like Brexit negotiations. Ironically, it was actually Chico who settled the brothers' contracts with RKO Radio as well as the movie producers.

  • @donnaluke4103
    @donnaluke4103 5 років тому +16

    The one act W.C FIELDS never wanted to follow was the Marx Bros.- incredible!

  • @billywillis4390
    @billywillis4390 5 років тому +16

    I've seen this movie a 100 times and it still cracks me up. I laugh out loud every time. Timing, writing, and Groucho what a combination!

  • @lawrencedockery9032
    @lawrencedockery9032 7 років тому +32

    "Well you should have come to the first party. We didn't get home until around 4 in the morning. I was blind for three days. " Dead.

  • @PlumfacesamaYTP
    @PlumfacesamaYTP 7 років тому +162

    Quite possibly the greatest punchline ever written

    • @chrisheavyhs
      @chrisheavyhs 7 років тому +1

      Тhis mоviе is nоw аvаaааilаblе tо wаtсh hеrе => twitter.com/ilyabb7689/status/822788926762991618 Тhе Sanitу Clause А Night аt thе Ореrа

    • @klmullins65
      @klmullins65 6 років тому +5

      That one, and "shadow-day"!

    • @lukehauser1182
      @lukehauser1182 6 років тому +6

      Definitely the longest set-up for a worthwhile punchline in Hollywood history!

    • @cliftonhoward2656
      @cliftonhoward2656 5 років тому +1

      @@lukehauser1182 PLUM FACE- SAMA IZ A BABOON, HOORAY 4 CAPTAIN SPAULDING

    • @NormanFitzNicely01
      @NormanFitzNicely01 5 років тому +4

      The greatest punchline, with the longest build-up.

  • @elianne4753
    @elianne4753 2 роки тому +3

    It’s a lovely tribute to Weber and Fields contract scene in vaudeville!

  • @moondawg3693
    @moondawg3693 4 роки тому +9

    My entire childhood revolved around these incredible and amazing brothers.
    No wonder l have so many problems.....
    Well it doesn't really matter, l guess it's irrelephant

    • @richardrice8076
      @richardrice8076 8 місяців тому

      We'll give ya ten years in Leavenworth or eleven years in twelve worth. I'll take 5 and 10 at Woolworth.

  • @Portugal2025
    @Portugal2025 2 роки тому +7

    You must have been out on a tear last night. Pure gold

  • @TheSealOfTheRose
    @TheSealOfTheRose 3 роки тому +4

    Its interesting that’s it’s been about 80 years and no comedy gas yet been able to top them

  • @vsadvads3502
    @vsadvads3502 7 років тому +18

    2017 and still fresh

  • @dalebaker9109
    @dalebaker9109 6 років тому +45

    The marx brothers were so far ahead of their time, it is quite amazing, and too think, their first movie was nearly 90 years ago, and this movie is over 80 years. Forget todays, so called altunative comedians, these lot were doing that stuff back then!

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose 9 місяців тому

      "So called altunative"?

    • @dr.2335
      @dr.2335 9 місяців тому +3

      @@john.premoseI thought there was something fishy about that too.

    • @dr.2335
      @dr.2335 9 місяців тому +5

      Same can be said for the musicians today. Not a one of them can carry a tuna to save their lives.

    • @dr.2335
      @dr.2335 9 місяців тому +1

      Sure they were ahead of their time, someone told them to watch their backs and they took it literally.

    • @davidpage3893
      @davidpage3893 9 місяців тому +2

      Groucho and Mae West should’ve done a movie together. It would be so funny to see them try to outdo each other.

  • @JohnnyCameo
    @JohnnyCameo 6 місяців тому +5

    “If my arms were a little longer I could read it. You haven’t got a baboon in your pocket, have you?” 😂

  • @chris-ip4pk
    @chris-ip4pk 4 роки тому +10

    Genius...word play at its best.

  • @BillyBronco73
    @BillyBronco73 5 років тому +13

    Timeless comedy. As funny today as it was 80+ years ago.

  • @OneWeirdDude
    @OneWeirdDude 7 років тому +48

    3:01 "Well, don't let's break up a friendship over a thing like that."

  • @theking-nz1ut
    @theking-nz1ut 6 років тому +21

    I love the Marx brothers. I grew up watching there movies. Even today they are more funny then some comedians that are alive today. I never get bored of watching there movies.

  • @jeffreyclark9844
    @jeffreyclark9844 Рік тому +4

    The longest set-up in history.
    But the delivery was worth the wait.
    These guys had so much heart.

  • @grahamdowney4760
    @grahamdowney4760 9 років тому +103

    My Kids Complained ARRGGHH dad Black and White- But after 10mins they could not stop laughing.
    You've forgotten the SCENE when the policeman comes to the Apartment and the Bros Keep moving the beds from room to room. Policeman thinks he is going mad .

    • @JLRuiz-br9li
      @JLRuiz-br9li 9 років тому +13

      graham downey Thanks God ! Kids with common sense ! ... and sense of humour (strange quality in nowadays kids).

    • @GooglyMcDoubleface
      @GooglyMcDoubleface 6 років тому +4

      Here is another one I will make notation to you. I work with young people in their 20s. Now they're so used to rap and the bullcrap. So here in philly they play on 98.1 street corner sundays. Guess what one of the guys loves to hear it. Isn't that something? He goes to me and says Hey steve when do they play the 1920s??? I am like what??? ctfu.

  • @francesjablonsky3350
    @francesjablonsky3350 Рік тому +3

    This is real comedy. Nothing rude or violent; just great entertainment

  • @Eyes-of-Horus
    @Eyes-of-Horus 4 роки тому +12

    This is a classic and one of the funniest scenes put to film. It's been said that the films the Marx Brothers did were using something like 8 pages of script. All they did was use a lot of their Vaudville routines and ad lib.

  • @JoshAlexBrian
    @JoshAlexBrian 4 роки тому +6

    Watched this movie as a kid thinking I'd make a scene this funny. instead i'm in law school learning how to make contracts like this

  • @louisyahraus4581
    @louisyahraus4581 6 років тому +41

    Marx Brothers were the best. You watch their movies and their routines. You know the dialogue by heart and it's still hilarious. No profanity,no blood and no foul.

    • @freeguy77
      @freeguy77 Рік тому +1

      Same for The Three Stooges and others of that golden movie era!

  • @mussie302
    @mussie302 10 років тому +26

    Fabulous! I never get tired of seeing this.

  • @chezzy62
    @chezzy62 9 років тому +131

    There ain't no sanity clause!

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 5 років тому +9

      I saw sandy claws on a cat at the beach.

    • @ericjones1349
      @ericjones1349 3 роки тому +1

      One of the AFI’s top 100 quotes for good reason!

  • @stephenfuller1395
    @stephenfuller1395 2 роки тому +6

    Comedy genius still cracks me up after all these years.

  • @bkdro70
    @bkdro70 4 роки тому +6

    I always thought that I was weird for liking the Marx Bros when I was like 13 years old..back in 83...now I know Im not the only weird one after reading these comments...lol

  • @u.t.o.5250
    @u.t.o.5250 7 років тому +31

    I'm 40 now but grew up watching repeats of these in Britain...classic comedy

    • @ShinjiIkariFTW
      @ShinjiIkariFTW 7 років тому

      im 25 bro, the marx bro love is strong

    • @robertcarldecker
      @robertcarldecker 7 років тому +3

      Ginga Jedi I'm 22, but I remember seeing this when I was 10! I laughed my ass off at this joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robertmuir4356
      @robertmuir4356 7 років тому +3

      I was going to respond similarly, but I'm 22 as well!

    • @iwashungry4hands
      @iwashungry4hands 7 років тому +1

      23, can I join the club?

    • @pauldiffin4726
      @pauldiffin4726 7 років тому +1

      iwashungry4hands can I join?
      I'm 55 now you know.

  • @stenoch
    @stenoch 3 роки тому +3

    I first saw this as a kid, in the '60s. When G suddenly realizes that C can't read, and says, "...Can you HEAR?" That's when I fell on the floor. The sanity clause line was just icing.

  • @anthonysmith9366
    @anthonysmith9366 7 років тому +14

    talent beyond, brilliant.

  • @paul16451
    @paul16451 3 роки тому +6

    "Ice cream! Gets-a-you tuttsi fruits-y ice cream!'"

    • @ericpaine
      @ericpaine 3 роки тому +2

      You got the wrong clip, friend. You need the UA-cam clip guidebook, that’s-a ten dollars.

  • @Growler57
    @Growler57 8 років тому +24

    Still one of the funniest lines ever

  • @JLRuiz-br9li
    @JLRuiz-br9li 9 років тому +24

    Wonderful scene. They are the best !!

  • @dalegribble60
    @dalegribble60 3 роки тому +3

    "It's so simple a 5 year old could understand it...someone fetch me a 5 year old!"

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 5 років тому +6

    The Marx Brothers were some of the greatest ad libbers. Old Marx Bros. scripts have segments like "Harpo does business with a mop" and in the film, Harpo is doing several minutes of hilarious comedy with one prop, a mop. The writers just knew the Brothers could just "be funny" on cue. Amazing!

    • @donaldwilfred211
      @donaldwilfred211 2 роки тому

      Hello pretty lady, how are you doing

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому +1

      Their parents were performers and they were literally bred into performing and grew up together to be four person comedy act. Three funnymen and straight man who unfortunately wasn't so keen on performing so it was reduced into three funnymen. They were absolute masters of their craft and brilliant improvisers which makes them even better.

  • @Psychoderelict01
    @Psychoderelict01 6 років тому +33

    "Don't you know what duplicates are?"
    "Sure, it'sa five kids up in Canada."

    • @Gumboz1953
      @Gumboz1953 6 років тому +9

      Psychoderelict01 The Dione quintuplets. LOL

    • @The_Vincening
      @The_Vincening 4 роки тому +1

      You would have had to have been born under a rock not to know that.

    • @jrt818
      @jrt818 4 роки тому +3

      @@The_Vincening Time passes and surviving quints aren't national news.
      And Groucho was blind for three days because of bad [wood] alcohol during prohibition.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 4 роки тому

      @@The_VinceningMost people don't remember the Dionne Quintuplets. It was about 70 years ago and it's mostly remembered now as a) an early example of news media focusing more on fluff than news, b) child abuse, and c) that thing South Park referenced.

    • @Lava1964
      @Lava1964 4 роки тому +1

      @@misterbadguy7325 The Qunits--or at least their stories--are still well known in Canada after all these years. My maternal grandmother was a student nurse in Toronto at the time. For a time she was responsible for packaging bottles of iced breast milk to send by train to the Quints in northern Ontario.

  • @gregparkin7132
    @gregparkin7132 8 років тому +21

    Loveable sheer madness!

  • @efremendez
    @efremendez 6 років тому +24

    Spoiler!
    "Now that's alright there's no ink in the pen anyhow."
    Absolutely Brilliant!

  • @filidorable
    @filidorable 6 років тому +18

    Genius. Spike Milligan was heavily influenced by these guys, as where the Pythons. They clearly learned from the best.

    • @wilihgrolsch3544
      @wilihgrolsch3544 6 років тому +2

      filidorable what is it that eight wheels & flies? Huh? Two corporation dust carts. I thank you...

    • @lilaccilla
      @lilaccilla Рік тому

      Python and The Marx Brothers are my favs too

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому +8

    "I was blind for three days". That was some hangover!

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 2 роки тому +1

    I'm just glad these old films are available to the youngsters

  • @willow11st49
    @willow11st49 10 років тому +158

    The Great thing about the Marx brothers was that while other comedy teams(theThree stooges,Abbott and Costello,Laurel and Hardy,etc.)were the saps,fall guys,rubes,whatever,the Marx brothers,reversed the process and made every one else the butts of their humor and the victims of their gags!! (poor Margaret Dumont)

    • @jazzman1626
      @jazzman1626 6 років тому +14

      M Mcgann
      I bet she struggled to keep from bursting out laughing.

    • @Decrepit_Productions
      @Decrepit_Productions 6 років тому +12

      JAZZ MAN - As I recall, Ms Dumont is known to not have understood their humor.

    • @BettyJoBialofski
      @BettyJoBialofski 6 років тому +24

      "I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."

    • @Ugh-Fudge_Bwana
      @Ugh-Fudge_Bwana 6 років тому +28

      SenileImbecile - That's an urban legend. Ms. Dumont understood the humor just fine, but she made it a point to never break character because she was a veteran stage actress and took her role as a 'straight lady' seriously. In fact, Groucho once referred to her as 'practically the fifth Marx brother'.

    • @colinbaker3916
      @colinbaker3916 4 роки тому +2

      Ugh-Fudge Bwana Gummo was the fifth Marx brother.

  • @WORLDERLAND
    @WORLDERLAND 3 роки тому +5

    My dad was Groucho funny. He once told me a joke, meandering along, with the subject being Rary, until I got impatient and yelled "What's the punchline!?!"
    He said "Well, it's a long road to tip a Rary."

  • @DPMindsEyeFilms
    @DPMindsEyeFilms 6 років тому +24

    Brilliant.
    What kind of malcontent 'thumbs down' something like this? (31 at this time)
    Poor souls.

    • @sarcasticpain9616
      @sarcasticpain9616 3 роки тому +2

      Unbelievable. I can't imagine such a person.

    • @joebittman5039
      @joebittman5039 3 роки тому +2

      sarcastic pain I'll Moida da bums...when I seez dem on da streets......moida!

    • @sarcasticpain9616
      @sarcasticpain9616 3 роки тому +2

      @@joebittman5039 okay Joe, one quart a scotch 1 quarta Rye... hey! For the last time, you can't come in here unless you say swordfish!

    • @SnailMaster
      @SnailMaster 3 роки тому +1

      Darn millennials who probably get offended by stuff like this. They probably need to sign a contract with a sanity clause, even if there ain't no Sanity Claus.

  • @delcannon5051
    @delcannon5051 6 років тому +6

    These GUYS were pure GENIUSES.

  • @Deedee-ee1sg
    @Deedee-ee1sg 3 роки тому +3

    Used to watch this with my mum many years ago, and we always ended up crying with laughter! Marx Brothers were genius comedians.

  • @doda26
    @doda26 2 роки тому +3

    You can't fool me! There ain't no Sainity Claus!

  • @scotthorton6289
    @scotthorton6289 4 роки тому +6

    In my opinion this ranks up there with Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First " routine.

  • @davelow7586
    @davelow7586 5 років тому +6

    Timeless mad genius humour! Love it.

  • @Raketemensch-fl3sv
    @Raketemensch-fl3sv 6 років тому +3

    I love how this holds up, like what, almost a hundred years later? Gotta be one of the best movies ever made. Even the love story that's basically just a vehicle for the humor beats any tired rom-com b.s. we get nowadays. Love conquers all if you've got crazy anarchic hijinx and wordplay.
    "Well your word's good enough for me [tear]. Now is my word good enough for you? [I should say not!] Well, that takes out two more clauses!"
    My god, that is art.

  • @MrDavey2010
    @MrDavey2010 4 роки тому +5

    This is so clever. Timeless comedy!

  • @74lisaj
    @74lisaj 3 роки тому +2

    I grew up watching this, and as I grew up nearly all co.edians have used their humour in some way. My dad circa 1945 this and the goon show,so of course monty python and ones I can't recall the names. Brings back old memories of my dad smiling like id never seen and Laugjing. Memories

  • @Mycroftsbrother
    @Mycroftsbrother 5 років тому +6

    "You haven't got a baboon in your pocket have you?"

  • @moondawg3693
    @moondawg3693 4 роки тому +6

    "HURRAY FOR CAPTAIN SPALDING, THE AFRICAN EXPLORER" !!!

    • @VCT3333
      @VCT3333 3 роки тому +2

      Did someone call me Schnorrer?

  • @JonnyRollin
    @JonnyRollin 6 років тому +30

    Genius-an overused word,but not in this case.

    • @jasminnemcdonald94A
      @jasminnemcdonald94A 3 роки тому

      What's in all the other cases??
      If it brief cases, send it to an underwear factory.

  • @Raptorman0909
    @Raptorman0909 6 місяців тому +2

    This scene AND the 'Cabin Scene', also in this movie -- it doesn't get much better than this movie.

  • @xxn0thing
    @xxn0thing 2 роки тому +3

    Truly timeless comedy.

  • @return2earthvideochannel
    @return2earthvideochannel 4 роки тому +3

    Why don't we have such brilliant comedy these days?

    • @Ra-218
      @Ra-218 2 роки тому

      Pretty soon it might be removed for offending parties and sanity clause around Xmas time.

  • @WoundedEgo
    @WoundedEgo 10 років тому +19

    Why not make the first party be the second party - then you got somethin'!

  • @firebird7815
    @firebird7815 7 років тому +6

    Hilarious, timeless comedy !

  • @chriswinkler284
    @chriswinkler284 3 роки тому +3

    I loved Kitty Carlisle and Allen Jones in this. They both sang exceptionally well, especially when they sang 'Alone' to each other at the dock before the vessel departed =)

  • @71crm
    @71crm 7 років тому +26

    Me looking at online contracts!

  • @stewartsnape1231
    @stewartsnape1231 3 роки тому +2

    No body compares with the genius of the Marx brothers for their wit and humour

  • @eddievibbert6740
    @eddievibbert6740 3 роки тому +1

    Absolute comedic genius not seen today.

  • @louisd95714
    @louisd95714 3 роки тому +1

    These guys are my alltime favorites!

  • @Keith_KC8TCQ
    @Keith_KC8TCQ 5 років тому +5

    It's too bad they don't make movies like this anymore, the fast jokes you really have to pay attention to catch.

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 4 роки тому +1

    The beauty of smart comedy in the hands of true masters!!