Technically only 33% of the dunmer population is missing. That guy in Jorrvaskr is still there, smack talking me, his harbinger. Alright, 66% of the dunmer population is missing.
You want all the sweet daedric gear, but hate the fucking daedra? I got you. First, get Ebony blade from Whiterun. Next, go get Namira's ring. After you got it, Have Eola follow you out of the cave some distance then tell her to wait. Then go back in and kill all of her friends with the Ebony blade. Then come back out, and bring her with you to Boethias shrine. Have her kill all the worshippers there. Then stick her on the pole and kill her. Now you've charged the blade twice (Verulus and Eola). Then when Boethia tells you to go kill all the bandits, just pop a invis potion and sneak in. Throw a rock or something at the dumbass bandit leader and boethia's armor enchant will aggro his own people on to himself. Let them kill each other, go over, put the armor on, and leave. Boethia was too stupid to realize that once you have the armor, you don't actually have to finish her quest. Ever. Then head over to you know where, grab asuras star, bring that shit straight to nelacar. Then go up to Asuras shrine and taunt her single solitary worshipper with it. Be sure to drop by Falkreath and get Clavicus Viles dog also...and never bring him back. Seriously the dog is worth way more then the shitty axe or helmet he gives you, which makes sense since he is the "god of bad deals". The only way you win his game is by not playing it. While you're in falkreath drop by and pay the child killer I mean sinding a visit. Side with him in the cave but don't speak to him at the end. Leave the cave, collect hircines ring, then go in and kill sinding and get hircines armor. Now on to Dawnstar, and Erandur. Let Erandur destroy Varminas staff, since you exploited Hircine you got one more daedric item then you should, so you don't need her dumb staff. Or kill Erandur, idc, but then your as bad as the daedra imo. Now get your conjuration and enchanting and maybe alchemy up to 100 cause this next part is hard. Probably by now you got your ears blown out by Meridia. Repay her by becoming a vampire lord, and clearing her dungeon with a pair of undead thralls. Tough part is when she lifts you up, she does a ton of sun damage. So put on Saviors hide and get that magic resistance to 100. Once you got that sword, go give it to Inigo because he loves that shit and you already have Ebony blade. Also go cure yourself of vampirism because fuck Molag Bal. Now get your speech level up cause talking your way out of Sanguines quest is the best you can do to spoil his fun. Likewise, Sheogorath doesn't give you much to work with. He hates boring, though, so stick his stick up on your wall and forget about it. Mehrunes also gives nothing to work with either. However once you've done all that, you can show up for Molag Bal wielding Meridias Dawnbreaker, Mehrunes razor and wearing Boethias armor. Too bad hes just a dumb scripted event or he might be a bit pissed at the mere sight. *Rant: If you have the USSEP patch you can't exploit hircines quest. That is because the guy who makes that **-patch-** mod thinks it's his job to "fix" all the "exploits" in Skyrim. Since Skyrim is a MMO ya know and its unfair to all the other players if you crash the economy with exploits. Or something idk. Oh and he's a huge narcissist that can't handle any criticism at all and does not tolerate any modifications to "his" code and will throw a shitfit at anyone who tries. /rant*
Bonus points for reviving those three cannibal city npcs with ritual stone,since Ebony Blade still gets 1 charge per kill. First,take Eola as a follower,bring her to beginning of the cave and make her wait so she won't know and won't aggro. Second kill everyone in the "dining hall" using Ebony Blade,target necromancers first. Do not revive necromancers,drag them out of ritual stone's radius. Revive 3 city cannibal npcs,kill them again with Ebony Blade. Wait 24 hours,repeat. 9/10 charges for Ebony Blade. Now take Eola to Boethia ane sacrifice her with Ebony Blade Now you have quest for Ebony Mail and fully charged Ebony Blade.
Don't forget arthmoor is the most hated of all mod developers and also changes things arbitrarily that aren't bugs or exploits, like removing the new ebony ore in the canonically dried up iron mine that the villagers will happily tell you has a new ore in it. And purposefully makes sure his stuff is downloadable only for the most recent, mod breaking version of skyrim that nobody uses. 10/10 guide. Will be screwing over every single daedric prince i can.
@@nobodyimportant4778 Arthmoor also released a two dollar paid mod that just adds two houses to Morthal, which is inherently incompatible with most Morthal overhauls.
Nazeem is fine,he maybe amuses/annoys me with his Cloud District lines. Eola? No cannibalism on my watch.(No,that one time doesn't count it was for greater good)
I used Blood Bond from Sacrosanct to sacrifice Nazeem and dress Heimskr up as my court jester. He's in Winterstone Castle with Jenassa, and all my other Skyrim companions and waifus.
Dragonborn: do you ever see dragons sleep balgruff? no then don’t question why I don’t sleep. I sleep whenever I feel like it.
Yeah I forgot Athis. But so does the Companions Questline.
Fortune and glory, friend. Fortune and glory.
@@heretichero2160 "Even an elf can be born with the heart of a Nord," Skjor said.
"Damn, I wasn't gonna join the stormcloaks but now..."
Never mind I am a imperial soldier 🪖😎
I am still choosing "screw both your factions,i am just going to kill Thalmor on sight" faction
Comedy gold, I needed this
This should seriously be a mod in the game.
Tfw you accidentally kill Janessa every playthrough
The AI voice doesn't sound as good as dagoth's but its still good, now we just need a voice from oblivion and we will be good.
This is golden
Technically only 33% of the dunmer population is missing. That guy in Jorrvaskr is still there, smack talking me, his harbinger.
Alright, 66% of the dunmer population is missing.
We need this used like dagoth urs voice
You want all the sweet daedric gear, but hate the fucking daedra? I got you. First, get Ebony blade from Whiterun. Next, go get Namira's ring. After you got it, Have Eola follow you out of the cave some distance then tell her to wait. Then go back in and kill all of her friends with the Ebony blade. Then come back out, and bring her with you to Boethias shrine. Have her kill all the worshippers there. Then stick her on the pole and kill her. Now you've charged the blade twice (Verulus and Eola). Then when Boethia tells you to go kill all the bandits, just pop a invis potion and sneak in. Throw a rock or something at the dumbass bandit leader and boethia's armor enchant will aggro his own people on to himself. Let them kill each other, go over, put the armor on, and leave. Boethia was too stupid to realize that once you have the armor, you don't actually have to finish her quest. Ever.
Then head over to you know where, grab asuras star, bring that shit straight to nelacar. Then go up to Asuras shrine and taunt her single solitary worshipper with it. Be sure to drop by Falkreath and get Clavicus Viles dog also...and never bring him back. Seriously the dog is worth way more then the shitty axe or helmet he gives you, which makes sense since he is the "god of bad deals". The only way you win his game is by not playing it. While you're in falkreath drop by and pay the child killer I mean sinding a visit. Side with him in the cave but don't speak to him at the end. Leave the cave, collect hircines ring, then go in and kill sinding and get hircines armor. Now on to Dawnstar, and Erandur. Let Erandur destroy Varminas staff, since you exploited Hircine you got one more daedric item then you should, so you don't need her dumb staff. Or kill Erandur, idc, but then your as bad as the daedra imo.
Now get your conjuration and enchanting and maybe alchemy up to 100 cause this next part is hard. Probably by now you got your ears blown out by Meridia. Repay her by becoming a vampire lord, and clearing her dungeon with a pair of undead thralls. Tough part is when she lifts you up, she does a ton of sun damage. So put on Saviors hide and get that magic resistance to 100. Once you got that sword, go give it to Inigo because he loves that shit and you already have Ebony blade. Also go cure yourself of vampirism because fuck Molag Bal.
Now get your speech level up cause talking your way out of Sanguines quest is the best you can do to spoil his fun. Likewise, Sheogorath doesn't give you much to work with. He hates boring, though, so stick his stick up on your wall and forget about it. Mehrunes also gives nothing to work with either. However once you've done all that, you can show up for Molag Bal wielding Meridias Dawnbreaker, Mehrunes razor and wearing Boethias armor. Too bad hes just a dumb scripted event or he might be a bit pissed at the mere sight.
*Rant: If you have the USSEP patch you can't exploit hircines quest. That is because the guy who makes that **-patch-** mod thinks it's his job to "fix" all the "exploits" in Skyrim. Since Skyrim is a MMO ya know and its unfair to all the other players if you crash the economy with exploits. Or something idk. Oh and he's a huge narcissist that can't handle any criticism at all and does not tolerate any modifications to "his" code and will throw a shitfit at anyone who tries. /rant*
Bonus points for reviving those three cannibal city npcs with ritual stone,since Ebony Blade still gets 1 charge per kill.
First,take Eola as a follower,bring her to beginning of the cave and make her wait so she won't know and won't aggro.
Second kill everyone in the "dining hall" using Ebony Blade,target necromancers first.
Do not revive necromancers,drag them out of ritual stone's radius.
Revive 3 city cannibal npcs,kill them again with Ebony Blade.
Wait 24 hours,repeat.
9/10 charges for Ebony Blade.
Now take Eola to Boethia ane sacrifice her with Ebony Blade
Now you have quest for Ebony Mail and fully charged Ebony Blade.
Don't forget arthmoor is the most hated of all mod developers and also changes things arbitrarily that aren't bugs or exploits, like removing the new ebony ore in the canonically dried up iron mine that the villagers will happily tell you has a new ore in it. And purposefully makes sure his stuff is downloadable only for the most recent, mod breaking version of skyrim that nobody uses.
10/10 guide. Will be screwing over every single daedric prince i can.
@@nobodyimportant4778 Arthmoor also released a two dollar paid mod that just adds two houses to Morthal, which is inherently incompatible with most Morthal overhauls.
Sleep is for the weak 😴😴😴😴💤💤🛏️💤😴🥱🌚🌚💤💤💤💤🥱😴
Thats alright, I’ll just sell it to my contacts in the Thieves guild!
Holy shit i literally just did this for the first time like a couple of days ago 😂
Great video
Balgruuf. For the love of talos and auriel. Do you really think I would use anyone but Nazeem for that? I have my ways of doing so.
Nazeem is fine,he maybe amuses/annoys me with his Cloud District lines.
Eola? No cannibalism on my watch.(No,that one time doesn't count it was for greater good)
Enslave the weak from apocalypse magics can make the person you cast it on be recognized as a companion.
I used Blood Bond from Sacrosanct to sacrifice Nazeem and dress Heimskr up as my court jester. He's in Winterstone Castle with Jenassa, and all my other Skyrim companions and waifus.
Jarl balguur knows what you did but I still know what you did last summer 🏝️🌞