Giving Away My Beard For Charity!
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2021
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It's all fun and games until someone takes the DNA from the beard hairs and grows a Michael clone
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it’s official guys. We lost Michael to the isolation chamber. He never returned.
What was the isolation chamber?
It is my beard. Or is it?
@@DarpanTikiya first episode of mind field
LOL
that and the Ayahuasca.
How can we trust the person who took illegal selfie in Whitehouse for he would not replace his beards with his pubes.
Damn! This comment is so underrated. So imaginatively true.
But why would he?
If Michel VSauce Stevens says they’re genuine trimmings of his beard then I trust him.
@@neondennon Or do you?🤨
@@ganaraj5016 As a plot twist, MWAHAHAHAHAHA
There may never be another Vsauce Beard Cube, but keep your eyes peeled next time for the Vsauce Pube Cube.
Oh no…
@@Victoria_Huot oh yes. In fact; AWWW YEAHHH!
That's all I could think because... How can you tell the difference? He totally could've claimed beard when it's actually pubes, we don't know.
Hell it could be someone else's pubes... Or a bunch of people's 😐 Agreeing it's his beard involves trust.
@@moniquesalazar1708 OH HELL NO
This is the peak of Vsauce’s insanity.
future you might beg to differ
You underestimate him
The peak? No, no, no… He’s only just begun!
No! it's your insanity
Belle delphene: male edition
"hey what's that on your shelf?" "oh that's just Michaels beard hair"
*OR IS IT?*
*vsauce intro*
"What's that on your shelf?"
"Oh that's a *V s a u c e b e a r d c u b e"*
@@sebastianpoopeater5959 or is it? what makes a cube, a cube? or what makes a hotdog bun a hotdog bun? is it the hotdog? or the bun? you would say it would be the bun but you could put burger patties in the hotdog bun and it would technically be a burger bun, a bun containing burger patties. if it was the hotdog then if you removed the hotdog from the hotdog bun then it is no longer a hotdog bun? would it be called a bun? or what about leeks? if you put a leek in a glass bowl with water it doesn't leak even though you put a leek in it, or the rick astley paradox, he says he will never give you up and and he will never let you down, meaning he cannot give you a copy of the movie "Up", but in the process letting you down. And how are these topics related to a cube being a cube? Is it about the "what makes"? the hotdog bun, what makes it one? the leek, what makes a leek? rick astley, what makes him never give you up? or let you down? how does a cube being a cube be related with these topics? does a cube being a cube have no answer on why it is a cube?
@Pretzel Boy Productions thats sus
Them:
Who's Michael????
Its like selling bath water but better.
beard water
This beard can be the future of our species’s survival
Or it is?
@@Kreshura-tm5rbOr is it?*
@@pans7761 Ot ir is?**
Caesar: NO
Whoever wins this should go full Jurassic Park with it.
Just imagine an island inhabited by Michaels.
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Life… finds a way.
Or does it?
*Vsauce music plays*
*I N F I N I T E V S A U C E*
It's a pity you can't clone from hair as they are dead cells where the DNA has already begun breaking down and fragmenting.
Hello, Vsauce Michael here . ... ( repeats )
Michael is self aware enough to know that this is just the type of thing his accursed viewers will spend way too much money trying to get, and he’s using that to his advantage. Well played.
well, to humanity's too
And I'm buying it
Well, what'd you expect from a guy who spat wisdom to millions of people?
It's a non-thot equivalent of selling your bathwater. Michael learns from the best, just like a wise man should.
@@antonisadkowski8598 ah yes, michael vsauce is learning from belle delphine, just the way it should be
“Genuine trimmings of my beard, encased in glorious museum quality acrylic” is not a phrase I’d think I’d hear from Vsauce, even by Vsauce standards
But what *are* Vsauce standards?
**INTRO MUSIC**
Imagine someone just donated like 5 million and just got every strand of his hair
Lmao
I will pass this down many generations as a priceless heirloom.
Hairloom
@@frisko7955 I love this
@@frisko7955 I thought the same thing lmao
It will be an interesting game of telephone
First Gen: Beard Hair
Second Gen: Back Hair
Third Gen: Armpit Hair
Forth Gen: ua-cam.com/video/p1z8hrKja54/v-deo.html
“My child, keep this for the rest of your life, and treasure it like you did with the time I was with you”
“What is it dear father?”
“Some famous dude’s beard I bought for charity”
Trick is hes going to commit a crime and say "What about the person who got my beard hairs, they must have planted them"
Small beards found near stolen food, 😅
I thought about this too
The whole fbi type shit got me dying 😂😂💀💀 (the part where he hints on how u could use those hairs to incriminate him)
Hmmm good...
Not gonna lie. In future this might be one of the rarest NFT to own as a millionaire
this man is so smart it’s crazy. He just made it so that he could never be caught with murder because they would say someone planted it
I was looking for that comment. I bet Michael is in fact a serial killer.
Michael: It wasn’t me; I was framed!
Judge: Sir, we saw you with the bloody knife
@@kaleymcquinn7904 Michael: Or is it an optical illusion?
ITS BARACK OBAMA!!!!
@@edzter10 wtf
“Gaze upon them, admire them, plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife, what you do with them…”
*".....sceneandsend......"
@@Lone-Lee I’m so sorry please forgive me and clean me of my sins.
…thesceneofacrime…***
@@jeremiahlopez1791 *"bruh"
It is the ideal ploy to commit a murder though - for him! He has the excuse that his DNA was spread *all over the world* and thus the evidence at hand must be dismissed. Everybody could just frame him for any crime! I think he is shifting his career to become a serial-killer. That's what I would do... if I were him!
“Plant them at a crime scene and send me to prison” got me lol
Same
Okay I will do that
"Yeah you're welcome in my home"
"as long as you don't ask about the pubic cube"
"But what is a beard, and does it have a consciousness?"
🤔🤔🤔 Confused mew mew
Yes
Music plays
And if so, how much braincells does it have
Max Sigma Male Verstappen
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This is the most vsauce thing Michael has ever done.
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here"
"Your home security is great!"
0:11
"Or is it" 🧐
"Vsauce theme starts playing"
With his dna, I can fuse it with mine and have his beard powers. Soon I will be the new Vsauce, and nobody can stop me! HAHAHAHA!!!!
I've already lost a great uncle to alzheimer's a few years ago and this summer my grandma was hospitalized and has lost all autonomy because of the disease. She still recognizes me even if she don't remember my name but I don't know for how much longer... I hope your campaign will be a sucess. Take care.
Damn, sorry to hear that
yo
I am so sorry to hear. My grandpa died a few months ago because of Alzheimer's too, so I understand what you feel. It truly is a very sad disease, especially because of the fact that it drains the person away instead of killing them on the spot, at least this was from my experience. During my event, it was a constant battle of if he would leave or not. It is the worst when my mother got a call in 1:30 AM from my aunt and told her that it was over. It was a truly painful experience, but at least his soul can rest now. I am sorry to hear and I hope your grandma recovers or doesn't develop much further.
Take care too, bro.
he forgor💀
Some random dude: I finally have His hair! And it’s mine forever.
Michael: *Appears out of thin air* “ Or is it? “
*Intro music plays*
But what *is* yours? Is it atoms that you possess? Things you collect? What if they came off living things like me? Are they split down the middle 50-50? Sure you can draw the line somewhere but-
@@SparseB Speaking of 50/50 did you know thats the chance for you to survive an michapocalyps?
*starts running from genetically cloned michaels*
@@congratulationsmerry6386 Speaking about running! Do you know exactly when it stop being a walk, and become running? Is it 1 km/h? 1,01 km/h?
thanks for capitalizing His name as you should
@@impwolf michael from vsauce
I've always wanted Vsauce beard hairs
vsauce beard cube is the peak of modern items
Someday, some future archaeologists will find this resin artefact.
and, as planned, the future civilization will use the encased DNA to clone him, bringing Michael hundreds of thousands of years into the future, when the time is right for his takeover.
I get that some people can't spell things but the way you spelled artifact physically made me feel ill.
I hate you/
@@oasprey1108 Grammar nazi
@@paul_has_nolife No i dont care if u mispell day to day things like it happens but the way he spelled it.
@@oasprey1108 artefact is the original British spelling whilst artifact is just the American version. You should've done the research before trying to make someone look bad when in fact they weren't. Not everything is centred around America, dude.
Do you plan on having a little document alongside it as proof of it's authenticity? Let alone would be just as funny as the beard block.
Just compare it to this video. The hair will always be in a very specific arrangement.
It’s called a COA, certificate of authenticity
It is authenticity? What does that mean?
yep! It comes with a certificate of authenticity signed my me :)
@UCRIJhZ2xxWXtGE_9xeERBag you- you just corrected Vsauce...
This guy is a legend for mentioning the memes around him
The most powerful artifact in the universe.
The legend says that if you ever touched that cube, you would immediately start hearing The Vsauce Music and question things around you.
That would make a good SCP.
@@PeterBarnes2 Yeah
you would *be* vsauce
Holy crap I remember watching you years ago man. And I’m surprised you still upload, keep it up!
You gain 60 more iq points
But jokes aside, the fact he is helping with donations is really heart warming. It just, well, his ways are weird
Beyond your understanding doesn't mean weird
@@anteater9408
I think that's exactly the type of stuff that the word "weird" is used on.
Chaotic good
Who decides what is weird and what isn’t? Should shadow become light, and should you live long enough to become one with it, would it be weird? Should the beard stare at you, in it’s unending glory, would you accept it, or banish it?
@@justlixian293 you fool you can never “aside” the jokes
"Planet them at the scene of a crime an send me to prison for life."
That's what I'm thinking 😂
*People donating to celebrities be like:*
w a t e r is t h i r s t y
Therapist: beardless Michael doens't exist, he can't hurt you
Beardless Michael:
Normie
Fits well though
i think he looks better
That’s rude
he never had a beard until recently anyway
This is going to be an excellent Christmas present and future family heirloom.
More like hairloom!
Haha hairloom
@@reytheon486 Beat me by 4 hours lol
ua-cam.com/video/bR3sJZdKkM0/v-deo.html
This ain’t apex bro
I adore that this man just goes with the SCPSauce memes.
I come back to this video once in a while just to assure myself that I'm never more insane than michael
Vsauce is the only person on this planet who can pull off being both deeply thoughtful and educational, yet still shitposting in the most classy way possible. He is a gift from the gods, and we must cherish him.
Easy there tiger
@@kissthesky40 stop trying to FUCKING CONTAIN US HE IS OUR GOD
Or is he?
its called good marketing
@@lifeinvader1016 Don't you mean "God Marketing"? 😜 🧔
I love how he had to wait until a certain point in his career for this to be such a big deal to all of us
Hey!:)
I woulda bought it after farting mario
Vsauce went from 50 years old to sperm cell real quick💀
In the thumbnail it looks like the beard was the last thing that kept him sane.
It almost sounds like Michael has already left his beard hair at the scene of a crime and is trying to make a defense that it could be planted by someone else
Underrated comment.
Nah, he'd be incapable of committing a crime without announcing his presence and asking a vaguely disturbing question.
"Hey, vsauce, michael here!
... What does your kidney smell like?"
That's such a Michael thing to do, although it wouldn't be a violent crime it would be confusing intricate vandalism
that's fantastic sick
His beard eats people, "Feed me Michael!"
Plot twist: Michael wants to commit a crime and is giving hair away, so when they find his hair near the crime scene he can blame it on the winner and tell everyone that he got framed by him.
Until the winner shows that they still have his hair in the cube.
🤫
@@Vsauce OMG hi
@@kevinmendoza6386 but what does "Hi" taste like?
@@Vsauce lol
im gonna hot glue them to my jaw. thank you Michael
“Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to jail for life” this really got me good
"I can possess the DNA of Micheal from Vsauce? Do you realize what this means?!? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Micheal from Vsauce!"
Michael is God. DNA can't even begin to contain him.
@@Snotkoglen Isn't this the same guy who tasted a chair in his last video? 🤣😅
@@Hypercube9 god works in mysterious ways
I can imagine a future commercial like "Grow your OWN Michael from VSauce, right in the comfort of your home!"
I understood that reference
Put it back. PUT IT BACK PLEASE I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS MICHEAL. PUT IT BAAACCCKKKKK
this guy know what a human needs
Investing in vsauce hair. Finally, my master plan to create a clone of michael will be complete.
Better yet, consume that hairs. Become Michael “VSAUCE” Vsauce, gain his powers.
@@michaelzhang9806 Yeah, he got a power called Brain for all, if one comsumes his hair,they will get this power.
Michael: Being a lawful person
Also Michael: plantitatasceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife
Perfect defence, if he is caught for a crime he did or didn’t do he can reference this
I died
At that part
0:45
This was hard to read because in spanish it can be confusing see the word "plantitas", that means little plants in english
*PlantThemAtTheSceneOfACrimeAndSendMeToPrisonForLife*
It's all fun and games until anatomy doctors checked and revealed that those aren't beard hair
Years later, this will be worth millions. That’d be hilarious.
Jup, just imagine DaVinci's or Shakespeare's hair's value today.
hil-hair-ious lol.
Just like art, This beard price will spiked when Michael died...
@@rkpyi8616 Discontinued by manufacturer
@@rkpyi8616 you fool michael is timeless he will never die
VSauce plotting the greatest crime coverup of all time. "Your honor, clearly that hair was planted by the anonymous winner of the charity event."
Or was it?
@@noone3708 daaaanbadaaaaaaa
'Or is it a donation?'
This is legendary this guy is a true inspiration.
I cant wait for future archeologist get a hold of this and how this is the sacred beard of a man who onces spoke to millions of boundless wisdom the wise Prophet Vsauce
I was looking for this exact comment, thank you.
And Bearded Nun!
Yoo
I love how Michael knows that his fanbase is THIS WEIRD
For a beard
I'm weird ... Not that weird though. I'd rather donate to make sure that thing didnt arrive on my doorstep.
I bet they'll get loads of donations
Max Sigma Male Verstappen
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@@rjmuntLMBO Yes!!!!
I think Michael, like most of us, is just a little boy who, even as he is so smart, he makes certain things that just seem not to have a purpose. It is a mirror for all of us to see who we are. His consciousness of the time of that video was of a younger man than what he seems
The camera quality better than my eyesight 💀
"plant them at the scene of a crime" what if Michael is a serial killer and he's doing this knowing he can use this as an excuse.
Not fooling me Vsauce Michael, I'm not going down for your crimes.
I was the 💯 'th' like 😊
I love how Michael realizes how unhinged his audience is
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0:10 your home security is great.
Or is it?
V sauce, please come back, you are what we need this summer
God fucking dammit I love how this is something we, as his fanbase, would actually all love to have. He knows how we look at his beard lmfao
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@@Cloud-jz5zx X-Æ-12
Darnn, I'm to moronic to contribute to the trend . . . Or AM I?!?
Micheal: "You have a chance to win my beard"
Also Micheal: "But first, what is a beard?"
* Vsause music intensifies *
Hey VSauce, Michael here.
@@sifugameplay5895 Today we'll be covering two closely related topics; the first, what's a beard, and the second, how to kill someone with both machetes and laughter.
@@daymonvoisin7153 But what is laugh? What is the purpose of laughing? If aliens exist, do they laugh too?
"If it's no longer attached to my face, is it still a beard? And is it still mine?"
I’d break the cube and mix them into my pasta to gain his wisdom
plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life
Michael: Auctions Beard Heair
Everyone: Invest
*[[400 years jn the future]]*
"See anything?"
..."uh yes..A hair in a.. cube?"
*"THE LEGEND WAS TRUE! WE FINALLY FOUND IT"*
Poor joke.
i miss him.
"Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life"
Michael has truly seen everything
I must own it.
I mean you could use a second account to donate the max amount of money and get 2x the chances
Or do you?
One of the funniest comments, genuinely.
Then win.
I hate to do this but uh………….. dibs. Sorry. Mine now, goon.
Bro transformed from Micheal to trying to steal the chipmunks
All we need is a healthy ovum and we can grow our own Vsauce
Imagine a child asking their mom to donate a hundred dollars for someone’s beard hair, that would be so weird.
They'll understand when they realize it's VSauce
I loved how he shown that picture of him staring directly to a CCTV camera, thus showing it was actually HIM, and not some random guy who looked like him.
"hey vsauce
Michael here
you can't contain me forever"
@@Lynn-zc9jg clasic
how fast........
can you *run* ?
@@helper_bot but first…
What *IS* Fast?
I swear, if that doesn’t end up in an actual museum, I will be upset
"plant them at a scene of crime and get me sent to prison for the rest of my life."
Hmmmm...
"admire them...
plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife"
really caught me off guard
You've done all sorts of absurd yet somehow this tops it all 😆
I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪
Did he uploaded this again? Seems like I saw it somewhere
Max Sigma Male Verstappen
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@@panchor bot 🤖
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The beginning of the burning memory
At first I was like “no” but then I was like “yes”.
Shaved Vsauce is so cursed I can’t even
I already have Belle Delphine bath water and today I'm gonna win Vsauce beard hairs. Now I only need Pewdiepie's headset, MrBeast's bag of money and Dhar Mann's black tshirt to complete the UA-camrs Infinity Gauntlet!
You forgot Tom Scott's red shirt
It's called the Tesshairact
You forgot critical white t shirt
@@WeebKilla screw that, I want one of his moby huges
Need to get a slice of the vomit cake
There are few people who have had as large an impact on me as this glorious beard. It has undoubtedly shaped who I am and how I live.
I thank you for sharing your beard, Michael, and inspiring me to grow my own.
Growing a beard isn't something you just do over night.
Pursue this quest with caution.
@@scottfromspace He says "it inspired me to... " It did not imply that he has grown his own.
@@yuri34544 Hence why he said "pursue this quest with caution" next time read the whole comment, dummy (:
0:10
Hey michael vsauce here. Your home security is great. Or is it?
“plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife”-vsause 2021
All that's fun until the demand for Michael's beard increases and he uses his backup 🎃
Boom will be greater than 'crypto'currency.
"Vsauce without beard isn't real, he can't hurt you."
Vsauce without beard: 0:07
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You must be new here if you only know Michael with that beard.
Haha!
Or is that Techmoan? 😂
Why is this recommended to me now while knowing I could win Sussy Vsauce’s beard hair
The great sacrifice
Thank you for doing this. My grandmother passed away from a stroke caused by Alzheimers. It’s been over 3 years since then. It’s such a sad illness. Thank you.
srry for ur loss
I have to take care of my husband’s grandmother who had I’ll timers and yes indeed it is horrible and sad Way to go
Mine has it now. We just found out actually, turns out it's already severe. Dementia sucks.
*”and now, to support Alzheimer’s research, I present a chance to win genuine trimmings of my beard. Or do I?”*
_Vsauce theme starts playing_
I can't believe Michael would do that to his bear,
@@zircondeez I am trying to find a clever way to reference Dr. Mike here because Mikhail is, I guess, the Russian equivalent of Michael and Bear (your typographical error) is the name of Dr. Mike's big brown dog.
_"My beard is made out of hairs, and so does my pubes. Go figure."_
@@Pacvalham I was pointing out the error in the original comment, actually. As for what you're referencing, even if you found a way of cleverly making said reference, I wouldn't get it as I don't know the source.
YEAAH! NOW WE WILL BE ABLE TO CLONE Vsauce!!!
Giving a perfect plan to frame you😂😂😂😂......if someone wins that beard then you know what to do😎
Whoever wins, just keep them safe in acryllic and smash it as soon as cloneing is a thing. Humanity saved ✅
THIS!
THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES
THIS
“I hope he realises that there could be serious consequences for doing something like…”
0:45
“Oh, he does.”
Or does he? 0_0
*Vsauce music plays intensively*
you see crime already have a punishment even in the sumeria period, but why does human doing crime's?
jotaro kujo an japanese marine biologist writed a book called "dio's gay" a book about a guy named dio kill an entire bloodline because he was jealous, so does human doing crime's just because they were jealous?....
@@Jordan-bn5dz Underrated comment.
@@Jordan-bn5dz true, true