Halo Season 2 is as Bad as Season 1

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  • @Unapologeticweeb
    @Unapologeticweeb 11 місяців тому +904

    almost like the people in charge of both seasons couldnt give a tos about the franchise and just used the ip too tell there own story

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 11 місяців тому +45

      So 343

    • @masterchiefpettyofficerspa3646
      @masterchiefpettyofficerspa3646 11 місяців тому +41

      ​@@coltonwilkie241343 had a good start with 4 and the Kilo-Five Trilogy. 5 screwed it up and Infinite is basically damage control.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 11 місяців тому +27

      @masterchiefpettyofficerspa3636 Halo 4 was still pretty rough narrative wise. The Didact or whatever his name is should've been a much bigger deal than he was. Everything in Halo 4 should've been a much bigger deal, but it all felt flat and boring and by the time Halo 5 came around it was like 4 didn't happen and then Infinite pretty much erased everything from those games and then ruined The Banished on top of that.

    • @one_punch_man5313
      @one_punch_man5313 11 місяців тому +18

      That’s Hollywoke for u

    • @JPDD2
      @JPDD2 11 місяців тому +15

      This is the practice for all modern writing unfortunately. People just destroying franchises for their own agendas because they can’t build their own fanbase.

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove 11 місяців тому +1137

    I will always respect Karl Urban for never taking off his helmet in Dredd. That's what a real actor does, Pablo!

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 11 місяців тому +38

      Need to rewatch that film for sure

    • @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
      @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 11 місяців тому +71

      yeah! this is going to sound douche-y af but Dredd with his helmet on WAS his real face, he was the unyielding force in a world coming apart. Master Chief should have been the same

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 11 місяців тому

      The writers put it into the story for him to take off the helmet, and you blame the actor? What in the fuck kind of a moron are you?

    • @MegaRayland
      @MegaRayland 11 місяців тому +19

      They only briefly show him without a helmet at the beginning of the movie, but never directly and much less showing his face.
      And sadly they could have done that here as well easily. It’s fine for Master Chief to remove his helmet. Just not in public and never visible to the audience/player.

    • @Hiihtopipa
      @Hiihtopipa 11 місяців тому +20

      When they made dredd the owner of the ip made an agreement that dredd could not take his helmet off. The actors dont have a say in these things.

  • @est_9855
    @est_9855 11 місяців тому +708

    This show gets so much better after you stop watching. Thanks Reaper!

    • @daymenleo6895
      @daymenleo6895 11 місяців тому +12

      😄

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 10 місяців тому +1

      LOL true!

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewthomas695
      @andrewthomas695 10 місяців тому

      A came to the show having never played the game. And it's awesome. Especially season 2. Sorry. But it's true.

    • @TechInfo-ul4xr
      @TechInfo-ul4xr 10 місяців тому +1

      😂FAKE REVIEW...NEVER LISTEN TO FAKE UA-camRS REVIEWS...HALO 2 WAS OK.

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 11 місяців тому +804

    Odd. Paramount had the decency to change the ugly design of the blue anthropomorphic hedgehog thanks to the overwhelming backlash, thus winning over many fans hearts and even respecting the video games' source material...
    Yet, they treat the Halo show like a trash bag to toss around with.🤔

    • @silverclo
      @silverclo 11 місяців тому +86

      Well, the movie already had a semi-decent story with good jokes & Jim Carrey, its just the CGI that needed to be changed. But in this case, There's only so much one can change in a shite story.

    • @ForgottenHonor0
      @ForgottenHonor0 11 місяців тому +54

      Different writers.

    • @Revkor
      @Revkor 11 місяців тому +38

      @@ForgottenHonor0 and directors

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 11 місяців тому +15

      That was the studio that took the brunt not paramount.

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 11 місяців тому +16

      @@justiron2999 Studio deserved it for letting it go on that long in such a state. A five year old could have told them it wouldn't have worked in its original state.

  • @Punkertoon
    @Punkertoon 11 місяців тому +192

    Remember. Soldiers have never mounted tac lights on their gear for dark places.

    • @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry
      @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 11 місяців тому

      they cannot write properly how does the human race lose soo badly to the covenant even thought there tech and arsenal is not bad(tank rifles spartans ships etc ) afterll soo they just make human as dumb and nonsense to basic logics for compensate even thought is like fixing a car with dutch tape.

    • @C6BD
      @C6BD 11 місяців тому +48

      Also in the future NVGs will not be in use because techology is not advanced enough.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 11 місяців тому +1

      smart ones don't use lights unless non combat situation...

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 11 місяців тому +38

      Even Chief's early helmets had not one, but four lights... this show is offensive.

    • @stormveil
      @stormveil 11 місяців тому +24

      the standard AR in Halo has a built in flashlight. You can see the marines use it at the start of the 3rd level of the very first game.

  • @pintchmysquid6521
    @pintchmysquid6521 11 місяців тому +465

    Pablo: "You can't convey emotion very well with a helmet on all the time."
    Meanwhile his face is so motionless I can feel time stopping

    • @lofiseeker1790
      @lofiseeker1790 11 місяців тому +7

      Literally this at 3:28

    • @MechAdv
      @MechAdv 11 місяців тому +47

      Also. That’s the point. Chief is damn near emotionless, and the emotion he does convey is buried under so many layers that the presence of the slightest amount at all is impactful to the narrative. Just. So much wrong with this show.

    • @blue-vr8dd
      @blue-vr8dd 11 місяців тому +12

      yea theyre really scraping at the basics of writing a screenplay with the directions theyre taking this franchise. and theyre doing it all wrong anyway. strip away all the halo stuff and this show still sucks ass, but because its got the halo ip attached to it, its just so insulting.

    • @dannyknightblade4592
      @dannyknightblade4592 11 місяців тому +32

      Darth Vader was able to convey a lot through body language and a deep voice.

    • @Wake2-2-2
      @Wake2-2-2 11 місяців тому +1

      😅

  • @KarribuCG
    @KarribuCG 11 місяців тому +137

    "Here's a quick recap for those of you who didn't watch the first season"
    God bless you sir.

  • @asaknight321
    @asaknight321 11 місяців тому +272

    My first reaction to this is "wait, they announced a season two?"

    • @roux6715
      @roux6715 11 місяців тому +11

      I heard it was greenlit before the first season even released

    • @albatross4920
      @albatross4920 11 місяців тому +9

      I didn't even remember season 1 until folks started complaining about this one.

    • @wafflingmean4477
      @wafflingmean4477 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah I only realised it was even being made a few days ago.

    • @wafflingmean4477
      @wafflingmean4477 11 місяців тому +3

      @@roux6715 Hopefully the money they wasted on assuming brand recognition alone would save them will bite them in the ass.

    • @HadjKante
      @HadjKante 11 місяців тому

      This show its not completely bad the mandalorian was trash because we can never tell how he feeling

  • @danielmontalvorufian7082
    @danielmontalvorufian7082 11 місяців тому +88

    Dude. The scene with the marines and the elite really pissed me off. Like no light at all, they go into darkness and just die. The makers of this series have made really bad action scenes and they make the UNSC seems like dumbs

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 11 місяців тому +15

      Also, it turns out, in the future there is no night vision or thermal vision otherwise all those elites would be dead.
      Also even body cams aren't used to provide training, intel or to corroborate Master Cheeks report of what went down at the relay station so Ackerson can gaslight cheeks about his mental state..
      What's really mental is the super shit writing in this series

    • @danielmontalvorufian7082
      @danielmontalvorufian7082 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@paihobbes8680series is shit. Instead of focusing on the war with Covenant, the give us scenes of fights between humans (ONI boss is the new villain) and Covenant goes as a sideolot. And the shit with the pirates and that. 10 minutes of clones dying in front of Halsey for what. 20 minutes of Kwan running. Really boring

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 11 місяців тому +1

      @danielmontalvorufian7082 totally agree with you

    • @feliciafenish7128
      @feliciafenish7128 11 місяців тому +1

      @@paihobbes8680 dont forget the lack guns for the UNCS. All I have seen is a battlerifle, no assultrifle, no smg, no rocketluncher or sniper (marines and not spartans).

    • @ieatchuall
      @ieatchuall 11 місяців тому

      @@danielmontalvorufian7082 Like these stories would be perfectly fine for a novel or even a short film like the ones in Halo Legends but the problem is they're putting this in the show that they're trying to advertise as a depiction of Halo's main story.

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 11 місяців тому +124

    After Halo 4, and moreso 5, I completely detached any emotional weight to any future Halo stuff of any kind. Bungie finished Halo with Reach. And that's that.
    Anything that comes afterward is pure money milking from the soulless creatures that own the Halo IP, and refused to let what they perceive as a cash-cow have such a peaceful and complete ending.
    Halo was so good during my childhood, one of the best franchises to grow up with. I'll never forget the memory of playing it on the original Xbox when I must have been around 8, blanket over my head and completely immersed in defending Humanity against impossible odds. I'll also never let the skinsuit from 343/MS try to blend itself in with Bungie's legacy. Halo is also not the only franchise this has happened to, but for me personally it is the most tragic.

    • @Revkor
      @Revkor 11 місяців тому +9

      why do people shit on Halo 4. I can get some of the gameplay issues but story was good. Halo 5 was crap though

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 11 місяців тому +16

      @@Revkor It wasnt horrendous, it had its moments. But its relatively "meh" quality when combined with the rest of what 343i have done just lumps it into the stinking pile of shit.

    • @Lord_Thunderballs
      @Lord_Thunderballs 11 місяців тому +9

      @@Revkor I only liked Halo 4 because of the interactions between Cortana and John. The Didact was "meh". Cortana should have stayed dead in Halo 4, it felt so fucking cheap when they revived her in Halo 5. For me, anything past Halo 4 isnt canon.
      I do wish we got a Halo Wars 3 or something involving Red team.

    • @Revkor
      @Revkor 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Lord_Thunderballs I can give that and ues cortana staying dead would be the right move.

    • @shiromegane7054
      @shiromegane7054 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Lord_Thunderballs Is such a shame how much Halo 4 and 5 dropped the ball on the story. Especially with how much they built up the Didact and Jul M'dama in the Forerunner Saga and the Kilo-5 Trilogy novels respectively. Both formidable enemies killed in the most lackluster and cheap way instead of expanding their roles in the following sequels.

  • @DrakeTimbershaft
    @DrakeTimbershaft 11 місяців тому +141

    I can hear Disparu from across the pond shouting, “PUT YOUR PISSING HELMET ON!!!”

    • @magma_fire_bagwan
      @magma_fire_bagwan 11 місяців тому +8

      Yep sounds about right

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 10 місяців тому +3

      Tell your boyfriend with bad teeth to stop shouting…

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 11 місяців тому +374

    The moment Master Chief took off his helmet and just became John is the moment every chance of redemption was destroyed.

    • @cole8834
      @cole8834 11 місяців тому +25

      this is too easy of an excuse. the problem is that he takes off his helmet at every fucking opportunity and at times/places where it makes no sense to do so. imagine the scene on Cairo Station where Chief gets a medal (I dont think he actually does but you know the scene); would it actually ruin master chief if he had his helmet off for a ceremony? no.
      the problem isnt whether the helmet is on/off; it's that the writers dont give a shit about Halo or the character known as "Master Chief"
      I see where people are coming from though; the flagrant insistence on taking the helmet off is indicative of the above mentioned problem of them not giving a shit.

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@cole8834 exactly right.
      Taking his helmet off in ep 1 s 1 when Kwan has a gun pointed at his skull to try and win her trust = dumb and shallow writing.
      Taking his helmet off in a battle zone = dumb and shallow writing.
      Taking his helmet off in the rubble surrounded by potential hostiles...the list goes on and on.
      It's like the writers give him plot armour for no helmet shots, but the rest of the time he's a man-child of a psychological ticking time bomb. It's stupid.

    • @blue-vr8dd
      @blue-vr8dd 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@cole8834
      thank you. this is what ive been saying for a while now.
      people just whining about his helmet being off are painting a bad image for what we're actually trying to critique. i get nobody wants to write a fucking essay explaining why its wrong but for the love of god at least someone has to.
      the showrunners think we're judt crybabies who cant get over a simple decision they made. ive seen morons defending it when theyre not understanding what we're really complaining about.

    • @NotSsteVven828
      @NotSsteVven828 11 місяців тому +1

      🤦🏾‍♂️ bruh, the show was never for us, it’s for the soccer mom and the average viewer you who actually has a life, so for us playing as master chef was cool because it was a FPS where you are the master chef. This show is not doing that. This show is just trying to tell a halo story for the average viewer, and for the average viewer no one‘s gonna care about someone that they never seen and barely 😂😂😂🤣. It’s call common sense you know

    • @blue-vr8dd
      @blue-vr8dd 11 місяців тому

      @NotSsteVven828
      thats fuckin dumb. that whole thing is stupid.
      a) you can't label a show as halo and not attract halo fans. that is common sense. there's a balance between catering to new and existing audiences, they have done horribly. the story outside of the halo IP sucks by itself. as an adaptation, it sucks even worse. you can't adapt a story and then not stick to the core themes and genre. halo is a sci-fi war story. what they've done is some sci-fi drama romantisy shite.
      b) the story of halo is not hard to do. it's not hard to consume. it's not hard to retell. they've added so much unnecessary shit that just conflicts with the story. halo is about a supersoldier saving humanity from a religious collective of alien races trying to end all life in the universe. even beyond that, the story of the arbiter learning the truth of the rings and rebelling against the covenant is good as it is. the political abuse of the sangheili, the alliance of the elites and the UNSC. even further than that, the covenant soldiers that rebelled beforehand and formed the banished. the story of the forerunners and the return of the didact. its all there. halo is already a story. a war story. its about the will power of humanity. there are so many real world and historical shit to draw from within halo already. there's so much story. there are books and comics and an extensive lore. you don't need to invent new shit. and these stories aren't hard to consume. why are these morons trying to tailor to "soccer moms and the average viewer" when that's not what halo is. they don't watch sci-fi war shit. it defeats the entire concept of having a target audience. if you want to tailor to that demographic, do that with another show. don't do that with fucking halo. halo has an existing target audience, halo has an existing and passion fan base. not tailoring to them is fucking stupid on every level.
      stop defending their awful decisions. "this show is not for you" is fucking stupid. you mean this halo show isn't for me, a fan of halo? do you hear how silly that is?

  • @zetastreaker47
    @zetastreaker47 11 місяців тому +95

    The writers were so fucking arrogant when they were being interviewed before season 1 released. “We’re going to tell our own story rather than use the game’s as reference for how the story’s timeline will go.” Yes, because you have such great ideas that the original show runners were dropped. What a disgrace.

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 11 місяців тому

      Bunch of narcissistic amateurs

    • @Linky_dinky
      @Linky_dinky 11 місяців тому

      It’s fire you’re just geeked it didn’t go the way you wanted 🤷🏻

    • @joefish4466
      @joefish4466 11 місяців тому

      In what world does any writer/artist/song writer declare that they want to tell someone else's story? You people act like someone wronged you. You don't own Halo and you have no rights to the story. If you don't like it, then go back to your mom's basement and complain about why women find you repulsive.

    • @ValentinoMarino11
      @ValentinoMarino11 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Linky_dinkyalr bro

    • @Green-IV
      @Green-IV 10 місяців тому +11

      What they rly said was ''Were terrible at our jobs and would prefer to make a new story based around woke cool topics instead of acquiring the skill to adapt the current story to live action"

  • @RapidSteve
    @RapidSteve 11 місяців тому +139

    Whats really funny is there is source material from the books that show how John is disrespected by some officers.
    First in Fall Of Reach where Colonel Akerson berates him and the entire spartan 2 program and insults him
    Then secondly in The Flood where the ODST colonel calls Master Chief a freak to his face
    All John does is slightly tense and have bad internal thoughts but hes one of the best soldiers in the entire UNSC, of course he doesnt have hissy fit emotional outbursts.
    It feels like they just took names of characters and stuck them onto completely difference ones, Keyes being a good example along with his daughter lol. Not only are they a different race but theyre also not even close to the orgional characters

    • @blue-vr8dd
      @blue-vr8dd 11 місяців тому

      i thought it was cool in the opening of episode 1 he's given a but speech by that irrelevant old suicidal windbag and he couldn't have given a shit.
      but then they ruin it by having her try to bait his death like i could give a shit if this wimpy little bitch boy and his obscenely large nose dies.
      even then, they convey his concern and general array of emotion in that scene well... with his fucking helmet on. i dont particularly care that they take it off anymore, its them saying its not possible to do the character with it on that pisses me off. and also the amount of times he does it completely unnecessarily, but eh. he almost never needs it in these two episodes because theyre just that bland. so who cares.

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 11 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, it's really really bad. As someone listening through the Halo books again currently, it's quite literally, nothing like the books or games. ALL they had to do was tell a war story. Little plot, just humanity fighting with all it's got against an unstoppable force. Slowly watching the outer colonies drop out etc. Such a shame dude. I truly feel some buddies and I could do a better job.

    • @simonredforce
      @simonredforce 11 місяців тому +1

      Master Chief did have and emotional outburst when he killed those ODSTs in The Fall of Reach. But that was entirely explained and he wasn't just an asshole with no reason, like Master Cheeks.

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 11 місяців тому +3

      @@simonredforceI'm not sure I'd truly consider that an emotional outburst. It's borderline. He was more confused since those were basically his first in person kills, and they were friendlies. He acted on instinct/training. I believe. And it was maybe a few sentences, if I remember correctly. But yeah, definitely nothing like the show.

    • @simonredforce
      @simonredforce 11 місяців тому

      @@jonny-b4954 If I remember correctly, the ODSTs mocked him and his friends right after the procedures and after he lost most of his companions. He was angry and wanted to punish them but he could not control his strength.

  • @MirandaSinistra
    @MirandaSinistra 11 місяців тому +63

    'He seems to understand Halo about as much as the two showrunners did.'
    To be fair, Hollywood seems to have made it a requirement that their writers/showrunners know nothing about the IP.
    Or how to write.

  • @WiseOwl_1408
    @WiseOwl_1408 11 місяців тому +293

    Hard to understand how it got a S2

    • @Calamity556
      @Calamity556 11 місяців тому +31

      I know right? When I heard that they were making a 2nd season my first thought was, "Why? Are there actually still people watching this garbage?"

    • @illidankratos
      @illidankratos 11 місяців тому +7

      Because the show is just a 100 million add for the franchise.

    • @bottlethrower1544
      @bottlethrower1544 11 місяців тому +6

      The franchise wasnt dead yet

    • @FULANODETAL
      @FULANODETAL 11 місяців тому +1

      @@illidankratos the first season budget was 200 millons for some reason

    • @thomaswootress-reidt101
      @thomaswootress-reidt101 11 місяців тому +21

      Most of these shows get auto-renewed regardless of success. ESG money loans play a big part in this process.

  • @shadowjack239
    @shadowjack239 11 місяців тому +140

    Halo: Master Cheeks 2

  • @griffiththechad9483
    @griffiththechad9483 11 місяців тому +54

    I wish nothing but bad fortune for these showrunners. These clowns even got new staff for this season and yet they still couldn’t do anything with it. It’s a damn shame what’s happening to our beloved IPs….

    • @dominusdone5023
      @dominusdone5023 11 місяців тому +2

      Honestly I’ve watched the games and all the movies and this isn’t that bad. Why make any show if it’s going to be an exact copy of the games

    • @TanThighsYum
      @TanThighsYum 9 місяців тому +1

      @@dominusdone5023 The CGI alone is so bad it shouldn't even exist. Honestly, if it weren't for the lower resolution during the Halo 3 days that Live Action TV Spot is just as good as this garbage. Yeah, you know which Ad I'm referring to... this is trash just like 343's Halo.

    • @hasindukumara5358
      @hasindukumara5358 8 місяців тому

      Dude, season 2 CGI is top notch. ​@@TanThighsYum

  • @ravenRedwake
    @ravenRedwake 11 місяців тому +41

    6:17 that’s also bullshit, in the novels, humanity was at war with itself before it went to war with the covenant, the Spartans were made as super soldiers who would be able to enforce order and UNSC rule where even ODSTs might have qualms about not doing some things. They were the perfect weapons (and were largely “recruited” from Insurrectionist colonies).
    When the covenant started to attack human worlds, the UNSC was quick to push that aliens were attacking to try and bring the Innies back to their side, but they thought it was the government fucking with them, until a few major worlds got taken out.
    Spartans were kept secret until it became politically convenient to have them as propaganda (because humanity was losing the war badly), Spartans were never recorded as “killed in action” just “missing in action” because “Spartans never die”.
    It was a real “humanity fuck yeah” fist of defiance.

    • @davidnovak6031
      @davidnovak6031 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah Reaper got that wrong. What you just wrote should have been the entire plot of the first season instead of the shit they gave us. Fuck this show. Fuck Paramount.

    • @ani_n01
      @ani_n01 9 місяців тому

      He got everything wrong. If he wanted all white male cast and realistic effects I can recommend him a genre but it's not sci fi

    • @ravenRedwake
      @ravenRedwake 9 місяців тому

      @@davidnovak6031 I love halo, I loved the books that dealt directly with the world around the games (not so much the forerunner stuff), and I can see the value in having someone who doesn’t love a thing make a thing…but I think somebody really wanted to make a mass effect show and was annoyed they had to do a halo one.

  • @TheBryceWade
    @TheBryceWade 11 місяців тому +83

    I'm happy I didn't let this trash sully my memory of one of the greatest gaming IPs in history.
    The ESG/moronic garbage they shovel out of writers rooms is the antithesis to good story telling.

  • @jackhamey659
    @jackhamey659 11 місяців тому +29

    john is just looking for the master queef

  • @watch-Dominion-2018
    @watch-Dominion-2018 11 місяців тому +139

    I grew up with Halo from 2001. It was my life.
    Never thought that by 2021 it would have imploded so horrendously

    • @Spillow-C
      @Spillow-C 11 місяців тому +18

      you mean by 2012, 343i shat the bed with every release, especially with 5.

    • @watch-Dominion-2018
      @watch-Dominion-2018 11 місяців тому +6

      Halo 4 was great, Halo 5 was laughable but nowhere as terrible as Infinite@@Spillow-C

    • @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
      @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 11 місяців тому +1

      oh man the haunting main menu music

    • @Spillow-C
      @Spillow-C 11 місяців тому +13

      @@watch-Dominion-2018 no it wasn't great at all, story was fine at times but it was fanfiction melodrama at the end, messy retconned lore, plot was shite just like the villain.
      Gameplay and map design was terrible, with lots of stuff more close to Cod than Halo, the final bossfight is a cod bossfight literally!
      Just like the multiplayer with killstreaks and perks crap.

    • @watch-Dominion-2018
      @watch-Dominion-2018 11 місяців тому

      Halo 4 was beautiful@@Spillow-C

  • @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
    @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 11 місяців тому +81

    Halo, an intergalactic war epic with super-soldiers and cosmic horrors...
    *"HOW DO YOU FCK THAT UP?!*
    Episode 3's going to be a musical episode, where masterchief sings a g@y little song about his feelings.

    • @97Crazysteve
      @97Crazysteve 11 місяців тому +7

      Then he'll defeat the Covenant with the power of friendship, equity, and diversity!

    • @vitobratta_WL
      @vitobratta_WL 11 місяців тому +4

      Hes going to retire as a spartan to join the lgbt parades

    • @Gonroamin
      @Gonroamin 11 місяців тому +4

      Ask Netflix how they screwed up Resident Evil. Turning a horror theme into family drama. XD

  • @thatperformer3879
    @thatperformer3879 11 місяців тому +31

    If in some miracle timeline we actually get a good Halo trilogy of films, we need Henry Cavill to play the Master Chief.

    • @primalspongebob6144
      @primalspongebob6144 11 місяців тому +10

      Man I wish Henry cavil played everyone just so characters were given respect and genuine effort

    • @MechAdv
      @MechAdv 11 місяців тому +8

      Negative. We need the original VO actors to play Chief and Cortana, and they should only ever be on screen when shit is going down. Cheeks should have been a spartan 3 with a horrific war orphan backstory, making him an emotionally compelling and relatable character. Chief isn’t supposed to be relatable, he’s supposed to be the fucking Master Chief.

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 11 місяців тому +2

      @@MechAdvI’m all for Jen Taylor returning, the problem is Steve Downes is getting pretty friggin old and his Chief voice don’t quite work like it used to.

    • @MechAdv
      @MechAdv 11 місяців тому +2

      @@thatperformer3879 Didn’t realize mans is 72yo. He finished the fight a long time ago, and doesn’t need a paycheck at this point. I guess pay him to use his voice through an AI generator. AI Master Chief taught me about battling depression the other day and even though I’m not suffering through depression at all, I was inspired as fuck. 😂

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 11 місяців тому

      Henry Cavil is a good actor but idk if he'd make a good master chief.

  • @blastermike_sd70ace80
    @blastermike_sd70ace80 11 місяців тому +249

    The show was ass. They gender or race swapped every character and then made up the rest of the plot as they went. I remember playing halo in 2001. This show is an abortion.

    • @WiseOwl_1408
      @WiseOwl_1408 11 місяців тому +4

      Halo has no story. It's garbage 🗑️

    • @Banooner
      @Banooner 11 місяців тому +67

      @@WiseOwl_1408 The show, yes. The Bungie games are masterpieces.

    • @elastronomer8462
      @elastronomer8462 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@WiseOwl_1408 Whoa there. The show right?

    • @maximumeffort2381
      @maximumeffort2381 11 місяців тому +32

      @@WiseOwl_1408if you’re taklking about the show, sure. If you’re talking about The games and books?… you’re not that wise and you should change your name.

    • @TooHardOnThePaint
      @TooHardOnThePaint 11 місяців тому +10

      i know they race swapped keys but who TF did gender swap

  • @chrisfraser5088
    @chrisfraser5088 11 місяців тому +46

    You had Halo…HALO…and this is what you do with it? 😂 Damn, if it wasn’t so tragically offensive, it would be impressive that you can fail this spectacularly!

  • @GinisisDroid
    @GinisisDroid 11 місяців тому +34

    6:42 the batman rolling his entire head is just more entertaining then this show 😂😂

  • @sci-fiquest176
    @sci-fiquest176 11 місяців тому +65

    "Halo Season 2 is as Bad as Season 1" I got called BRAIN DEAD for saying this same thing on X after watching the episodes!

    • @roux6715
      @roux6715 11 місяців тому

      there’s nobody on twitter who has half a brain cell so disregard what they say lmao

    • @bendavis7923
      @bendavis7923 11 місяців тому

      That's because twitter is full of blue hairs who probably don't even watch the show, let alone play the games. Yet they want to SJW everything. I'm not sure what they are SJW'ing with this show but the point still stands.

    • @NoSexForU
      @NoSexForU 11 місяців тому +1

      They have a lot of bots everywhere.

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 11 місяців тому +4

      What bots were calling you brain dead for saying that?
      Also, while I agree that Season 2, so far, is as bad as Season 1, I have to say that it's in some ways worse because the writers decided to reset the Chief/Cortana stuff off-screen rather than write their way to a good resolution that could've made fans at least accept the events of Season 1. Now, Season 2 seems more like JJ Abrams screwing up Rise of Skywalker after Rian Johnson screwed up The Last Jedi.

    • @ComfortCookingAndGaming
      @ComfortCookingAndGaming 11 місяців тому +1

      because no one agrees.

  • @lilbubz2803
    @lilbubz2803 11 місяців тому +53

    Bro you are completely wrong. They played the Halo theme in the opening. They jangled those keys perfectly. How is that anything other than 10/10?

    • @lilbubz2803
      @lilbubz2803 11 місяців тому +17

      Yes, that was a joke. And yes, Halo youtubers are cooooooming over those superficial details.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 11 місяців тому

      VERY COOL

    • @vitobratta_WL
      @vitobratta_WL 11 місяців тому

      And you know how they ruined it again? Season 1 intro did not show his face, but the season 2 intro brought back the good music but then proceeded to show his face in it and it looks awful

    • @habibsaliu6208
      @habibsaliu6208 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lilbubz2803it's like all u gotta do is give those Halo UA-camrs a tiny piece from the game and it's 10/10

    • @joefish4466
      @joefish4466 11 місяців тому +2

      It's not a 10/10. It's only 94% on Rotten Tomatoes. BTW, that was not sarcasm. It really is a good show.

  • @ZakuMatt
    @ZakuMatt 11 місяців тому +18

    Remember all those awesome live action commercials for Halo 3 and ODSR back in the day? I believe those were done by Neil Blomkamp who would go one to make District 9.

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 11 місяців тому +4

      Neill Blomkamp also went on to make the Gran Tursimo movie, which is funny because he was going to make the Halo movie until that deal fell through, and years later, he went on to make a movie for a Sony game. It's really good, by the way. I seriously enjoyed the Gran Turismo movie.

    • @ZakuMatt
      @ZakuMatt 11 місяців тому +2

      @@G360LIVE I heard about that, I'll have to check it out. Personally he should have made a Wipeout game with all the lore thats behind that game.

  • @Traitors1991
    @Traitors1991 11 місяців тому +17

    It’s crazy that these people can’t outdo fan movies or bungie B tier UA-cam videos from 14 years ago

  • @young5395
    @young5395 11 місяців тому +13

    5:45 * "She just want more of that *MASTER BEEF* "

  • @samjiman
    @samjiman 11 місяців тому +42

    First episode of S1 was enough for me to know not to bother with Halo.

  • @bromothymol
    @bromothymol 11 місяців тому +17

    I'm glad someone tells it as it is with this show. It's actually frustrating how many big halo UA-camrs feel the need to defend aspects of this show when it's clearly NOT halo at all

    • @joefish4466
      @joefish4466 11 місяців тому

      You are correct DestructoKnight, the TV show is not a video game, one in which it jumped the shark after Halo 3. I feel sorry for you. Do you also try to play Halo with the toilet bowl? Don't do it, because that could get you sick with E. coli O157 H7.

    • @dominusdone5023
      @dominusdone5023 11 місяців тому

      Eh I think it’s halo ofc it’s not going to be exact copy

    • @dominusdone5023
      @dominusdone5023 11 місяців тому

      @@joefish4466lmfao funny I agree😂

    • @bromothymol
      @bromothymol 10 місяців тому

      @@joefish4466 um ok then? Even as a joke that makes no sense. I was stating that this show's "story" is a desecration of its source material. I'm sorry if you got mad cause you like this slop lol.

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 11 місяців тому +16

    Meanwhile, I might check out the Knuckles mini series instead when it releases on Paramount +

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 11 місяців тому +9

    Here's a recap of season 1
    The developers of this show created a Halo show while disregarding all of the Halo lore and only kept fragments of the imagery to lure fans in.

  • @14megasxlr
    @14megasxlr 11 місяців тому +15

    Okay, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
    This is the first im hearing about how Cortana was made in this shows lore, and THAT is NOT how "cognitive impression modeling", the process for creating AI, including Cortana, works in the real lore. Why would it be that?! Why would they make it that?! WTF happened to the standard issue neural interface that literally everyone conscripted into the UNSC has??
    WHY GOO?!?

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 11 місяців тому +1

      Because the showrunners wanted a setup for the twist they pulled at the end of season 1, and they’re uncreative hacks.

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 11 місяців тому +5

      Because having a fanatically rich and robust universe filled with great lore and characters wasn't enough for the showrunners - they needed a bed to shit in and something to ruin

  • @Tmberwolf
    @Tmberwolf 11 місяців тому +10

    They had the games and a detailed lore.... HOW COULD THEY HAVE FUCKED UP THIS BAD??!!!

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove 11 місяців тому +28

    TFW Red vs Blue was a better Halo show than this.

    • @joefish4466
      @joefish4466 11 місяців тому

      Red vs Blue? Are you joking. The only kids that watched that had brain damage from too much drinking or they were the kids in special needs. Season 2 of Halo has 94% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. If Red vs Blue were to get on Rotten Tomatoes, it would be like a black hole, sucking away all the negative scores until it reached infinite negativity.

    • @AceUkiyo-YoutubeisBuggy
      @AceUkiyo-YoutubeisBuggy 9 місяців тому +1

      @@joefish4466
      Nope you're the one brain damage defending terrible garbage. Unlike Red vs Blue, these hacks have shown they can't write a good story at all.

  • @andreinicodim1622
    @andreinicodim1622 11 місяців тому +2

    6:00
    It's not that he's a mystery, the helmet isn't hiding his identity, it IS part of his identity, a major one at that.
    We know plenty about john, he's a thoroughly developed character. Wearing the helmet is not meant as a way for the viewer to transpose themselves into the character by limiting the identity of the character but it is itself part of the character.
    The reason for which most people hate the decision to unmask him is because it's a decision that changes the soul of the character itself.

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 11 місяців тому +5

    You have to admire their hobesty through the plot. They established in the *first episode* that the show is a skinsuit. Damn that just makes you sit back for a moment, its like the writers were desperate to send that message in the first episode

  • @xanderpiz8770
    @xanderpiz8770 10 місяців тому +1

    Be prepared for MC like you've never seen him before: in civvie clothing walking around like he's shopping for groceries.

  • @harrisoncole9972
    @harrisoncole9972 11 місяців тому +10

    Also would like to point out that on the back of the London Metro newspaper this week, there was a massive promotional image of the Master Chief WITHOUT his helmet on. This is their choice of promotional art for long-time Halo fans smh 🤦

  • @Blank55600
    @Blank55600 11 місяців тому +2

    Paramount heard we want a dark and gritty halo TV series and instead of realizing we were talking about the story, we were talking about the *effects used*

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 11 місяців тому +8

    Out of all the disappointments with “modern” entertainment. This one really hurts, I had great memories with the first few games. I tried to watch the first 2 episodes of season 1 couldn’t finish.

  • @KamikazeChinaman
    @KamikazeChinaman 4 місяці тому +1

    Please, Pablo did great as John "Spartan" Halo, the iconic protagonist from the famous video game franchise Master Chief.

  • @sith_cake
    @sith_cake 11 місяців тому +12

    Mister Cheeks, aka John Halo, aka Jimmy Rings, aka Jimmy 711.

  • @YnossZaperator
    @YnossZaperator 9 місяців тому +2

    I haven't saw entirely all episodes of Season 2 yet but for obvious reasons, I was having negative feelings about Season 2.

  • @theretroaiden2107
    @theretroaiden2107 11 місяців тому +4

    This video pretty much summarize everything season 1 (Entire) and season 2 ( episode 1 and 2) Nice video

  • @joeblobleeblo3710
    @joeblobleeblo3710 11 місяців тому +17

    How do you mess up a successful story that’s already been told!!

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 11 місяців тому +10

      It’s being done on purpose. All part of the demoralizing phase of the grand plan.

    • @mosesgoldbergshekelstien1520
      @mosesgoldbergshekelstien1520 11 місяців тому

      @@crazyralph6386I’m glad someone else picked up in this, also the big budget is a money laundering scheme

    • @joefish4466
      @joefish4466 11 місяців тому

      Do you have a single digit IQ? The video game jumped the Great White Sharp after Halo 3. The story made no sense after that. People had to watch a UA-cam summary video to explain all the convoluted mish mash after Halo 3. It was like the story for the video game was being told by a 3 year old. It was painful to watch, but I didn't play Halo for the story. I played Halo to mindlessly kill a level full of monster and do that over and over and over again.

  • @kpsk8031
    @kpsk8031 11 місяців тому +41

    One of the many reasons why Paramount is failing: They greenlit season 2 very early, not waiting for the audience's reaction to season 1. Only thing they could do was to reduce the budget for season 2.

  • @yahu5988
    @yahu5988 11 місяців тому +6

    the series should be every episode constant war against aliens and shwoing the different motives

  • @YaseenOmarMotala
    @YaseenOmarMotala 11 місяців тому +3

    Every spartan in this series has emotional damage like wtf. But they still left Cortana looking like someone's aunt

  • @MrMikellsof88
    @MrMikellsof88 10 місяців тому +1

    I've already called it that that line about MC being a guy in a suit is cheeky little foreshadowing for if they finally cave to fan demands they'll write out this character and have a new guy brainwashed into thinking he's John-117 and he'll never take the damn helmet off (because it would give away to those who know that he isn't--contrived, yes, but it works) and we would probably see a proper Halo unfold from there.
    The likelihood of this happening is ... infinitesimally small. But if they do it, they will smugly look back at that scene in this season and say "I bet none of you caught on that we would do this! Aren't we clever?? Praise us!!!"

  • @TheRealW.S.Foster
    @TheRealW.S.Foster 11 місяців тому +5

    The last good thing to ever happen to Halo was Reach, and that's a hill I'm willing to die on.

  • @iAdamSaladin
    @iAdamSaladin 9 місяців тому +2

    the writers are so out of touch they make the congress look hip and cool

  • @jasperlim8319
    @jasperlim8319 11 місяців тому +6

    Loss after loss.... setback after setback.....
    We dont even get Halo. Without knowing about the games, or the state of the show, you'd think we would have gotten around to seeing the Halo rings by the second season, right? Yknow, the things the franchise, and the show is named after? The most incompetent screenwriters couldnt possibly leave that bit out, could they?
    They say that it was a misunderstanding that no one played the games before or when making the show, and that they did, but it was and still is a complete lie. There is probably one guy on the screenwriting staff who had to read through the books and simply jotted down sparknotes on interesting characters, and they occasionally ask him for refernece materiel.

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 11 місяців тому +4

    Cortana was never a normal AI. She was created from a scan of Dr. Halsey's brain. She's also one of the few "Smart" AI, which is what makes her a cut above the rest, but also fated to inevitably fall to rampancy.

    • @moonlightrobbery
      @moonlightrobbery 11 місяців тому

      Exactly. She was an absolute beast of an AI.

  • @willriker943
    @willriker943 11 місяців тому +8

    Thank you Reaper for your honest opinion and thank you for watching that way I don't have to gouge my eyes out.

  • @roachct9076
    @roachct9076 11 місяців тому +2

    2:46 well at least that reminds me of halo 2 anniversary

  • @DTRIANTAF1
    @DTRIANTAF1 11 місяців тому +5

    95% crap talk, 5% action.

  • @uhhguu0o
    @uhhguu0o 9 місяців тому +1

    they didnt make an alien leader because they absolutely didn't have the cgi capability/budget to animate a prophet or similar alien raced leader.

  • @jaegerbomb269
    @jaegerbomb269 11 місяців тому +7

    My expectations were low, but WTF? This is terrible! Paramount sucks with SciFi!

  • @iyiseyirler3732
    @iyiseyirler3732 10 місяців тому +1

    Oyunu oynamadım ama diziye bayıldım ,özellikle 4.ve 6. bölümler hiç bitmesin istedim, Master Chief zırhı olmadan bile çok karizmatik

  • @j.a.velarde5901
    @j.a.velarde5901 11 місяців тому +4

    You, as the Halo consumer and community, DO NOT MATTER. The Halo franchise has a positive economic history: THATS WHY it has been co-opted.... this entire Woke production has dollar signs in mind, and no care for the source material. - You are being used.

  • @cholze9146
    @cholze9146 11 місяців тому +2

    Ah yes, from the badass stoic one-liner Chief to the emotional tantrum cheeks who seeks for the segs.

  • @endersender350
    @endersender350 5 місяців тому +4

    This shit show finally got cancelled.

  • @BeautifulMan4015
    @BeautifulMan4015 11 місяців тому +2

    You can already guess how that Fallout tv show is going to go now.

  • @ChocolateAsian9000
    @ChocolateAsian9000 11 місяців тому +3

    My biggest gripe is the lack of WAR. Humanity is on the backpedal as soon as they find out the Covenant exists, but we have time to talk the whole episode. I understand budget reasons, but make the talking about the war at least. You can have good writing fill in your imagination if they can’t afford it

  • @user-xg1pp4xm8u
    @user-xg1pp4xm8u 10 місяців тому +1

    I was soooo optimistic that this season was going to be better, but damn I was wrong it’s actually worse than season 1. At this point just call it Master Chief dead in 2024, RIP Master Cheeks

  • @sterlingarcher2846
    @sterlingarcher2846 11 місяців тому +3

    All they had to do was basically copy Band of Brothers but with a Halo paint job and they still f’d it up. Like seriously aren’t these people being paid millions of dollars? How tf do you fail so completely at such an easy task?

    • @admiralstone2456
      @admiralstone2456 11 місяців тому

      Because corporations and the people running them despise the fanbase and the content we like, cause it doesn't follow (and even defies) their rancid ideals.
      Retroblasting made a video talking about Corporate culture and why (especially now) all these great franchises and legacies are being ruined. It's called the Iger Sanctioning and it really highlights how fucked the official entertainment market is at this point.

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 11 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the update. I watched 2 or 3 episodes from the first season and despite having been excited for it and being happy how cool everything looked at the start, it quickly devolved into something I was sure to _avoid_ ...
    I bet they could've brought a different random Halo player in to the office every day to guide the writing and manage to make something better.
    This feels like it was made by someone who browsed through the Halo wikipedia page and only looked at pictures.

  • @km-my4un
    @km-my4un 11 місяців тому +8

    So infuriating what they have done to Master Chief.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 11 місяців тому +4

      It's not Chief. It's just John. Nothing about John is Master Chief.

    • @chrishill9197
      @chrishill9197 11 місяців тому

      @@coltonwilkie241 John is "Master Chief" as much as Crazy Steve is "Batman."

    • @Jamespwickstromw
      @Jamespwickstromw 10 місяців тому

      Its master cheeks

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 8 місяців тому

      ​@@chrishill9197Steve Trevor is not Batman

  • @OneOnOne1162
    @OneOnOne1162 10 місяців тому +1

    1:27 - You're kind of wrong here. Cortana was always a clone of Halsey, including in the main canon. It's not gone into in the games but it is in the books. But the way Smart AI are created by the UNSC is by using (cloned) human brains. The UNSC does not have the technology to create an AI from nothing, so they basically copy a brain into data instead. I don't think there's anything wrong with this either. Not the whole "put into his skull" thing though. That's not a thing.

  • @4tsin4bisga4
    @4tsin4bisga4 11 місяців тому +4

    Another great job! I got more entertainment from this review than from the actual show.

  • @ALEX-mn3xi
    @ALEX-mn3xi 10 місяців тому +1

    Wait until you see jackels using Energy sword

  • @THEADAMCLASSIC
    @THEADAMCLASSIC 11 місяців тому +5

    Dude, in the thumbnail has TRT jaw.

    • @Leo.de99
      @Leo.de99 11 місяців тому

      Spartans don’t need no trt

  • @gfish7696
    @gfish7696 11 місяців тому +1

    When HALO LEGENDS was being produced, the Japanese animation studios were strictly instructed never to show Master Chief's face. I never expected that the live-action drama would go as far as to reveal not just his face, but his naked body... I've given up on the live-action drama, so I sincerely hope they make an anime series like Cyberpunk: Edgerunners.

  • @Unapologeticweeb
    @Unapologeticweeb 11 місяців тому +5

    and too confirm that these people have no clue of the source material he calls master chief a man in a suit
    this is master chief not ironman the suit isn't why master chief is master chief the genetic modifications and spartan training is what makes
    a spartan a spartan they are genetically engineered super soldiers not someone in a robot suit

  • @megazerosaber
    @megazerosaber 11 місяців тому +1

    What's hilarious is how they were boasting about the numbers for the premier of the first season. Not a single mention about viewership numbers for the second season XD

  • @CoyoteTangoStudios
    @CoyoteTangoStudios 11 місяців тому +20

    “There’s nothing else that brings people together than complaining about things”😂😂😂

  • @ArcTrooper269
    @ArcTrooper269 11 місяців тому

    Having the Spartan 3 Without the existance of Kurt-051 is the equivalent of Having the Clone Troopers with no Jango Fett

  • @DroLED_Music
    @DroLED_Music 11 місяців тому +16

    Gives me faith for Fallout

    • @mrplayfulshade
      @mrplayfulshade 11 місяців тому +1

      🥲

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 11 місяців тому +14

      The main character in Fallout being a woman is already a bad sign. I don't care how unrealistic the universe already is, but I'll never buy an average woman surviving even 5 minutes in that world. The first Super Mutant that sees her will be the last Super Mutant she sees.

    • @DroLED_Music
      @DroLED_Music 11 місяців тому

      @@coltonwilkie241 She's trans

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@coltonwilkie241
      Meh. I'm fine with it being a woman. And she's clearly out of her element in the trailer.
      It also seems like there's 4 or 5 main characters.
      But... that being said... Fallout is the ONLY show I have hope for. And that's because of Westworld and Tod Howard.
      Also any obsidian shills can shove it. "oh Tod ruined it reee". Nah, tod saved it. Van Buren was gonna be terrible, the two or three failed attempts at a fallout 3 were all terrible, BoS was the single worst game in the series by far, Tactics is the second worst, and Interplay (obsidian) actually wanted to double down on the stuff that made BoS so bad.
      Okay, 76 was garbage on release. Its decent now (bite me). It and fallout 4 went in a new visual direction and it didnt work. New Vegas is over rated as heck, and current obsidian would make fallout 4 look like a 10/10.

    • @ActualDumbassatron
      @ActualDumbassatron 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@coltonwilkie241 oh no, the scawy women. Ahhh I haven't talked to one in years, I'm so scawed.

  • @jameswebb966
    @jameswebb966 11 місяців тому +2

    Actually really sad because Pablo Schreiber is legit an amazing actor, his presence in American Gods was insane. Hope he can find some success after this shit show is over.

  • @ChaoticMartian
    @ChaoticMartian 11 місяців тому +4

    To be fair, cortana was always a clone of halsey. That is canon

  • @jamaldee2355
    @jamaldee2355 11 місяців тому +1

    These videos always have me dying on the floor of laughter!!!!👏🏽🤣🔥

  • @jasonabc
    @jasonabc 11 місяців тому +4

    good old master cheeks keeping it real

  • @zoa1-99.......
    @zoa1-99....... 11 місяців тому

    5:40 Yeah, I was expecting The Flood to show up! 8:25 That's Lister's hair cut from Red Dwarf! Loving this review so far, you keep cracking me up man.

  • @bawitdaba1337
    @bawitdaba1337 11 місяців тому +5

    This guy nailed the review

  • @Hylian_Glitchmobber
    @Hylian_Glitchmobber 11 місяців тому +2

    It bugs me how many people keep saying season 2 is so much better than season 1.
    Like *NO* its not. It's the same garbage

  • @kendrickl5913
    @kendrickl5913 11 місяців тому +3

    I for one am shocked at this turn of events

  • @DamienSteiner-om4of
    @DamienSteiner-om4of 9 місяців тому +1

    This why I love Reach. Spartans being utter professionals.

  • @Tallacus
    @Tallacus 11 місяців тому +4

    UNSC has Star Trek level holodecks, yet Kai says she is going to loose Chief in the fog, why doesn't a Special OPs Soldier not have a thermal scope on her sniper rifle?

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 11 місяців тому +2

      Or she gets a live feed of his body cam?
      Or a drone follows him or satellite or. Or. Or.

  • @miniDrew4
    @miniDrew4 10 місяців тому +1

    Also, mickey is dead. Somehow... she's alive though. Still not explained.

  • @LowTierPancakes
    @LowTierPancakes 11 місяців тому +3

    Another banger video 🔥
    Thanks for making this trash into entertainment, Reaper.

  • @NotAGreatPlayer
    @NotAGreatPlayer 11 місяців тому +1

    I mean, just sawing the poster with chief still having his helmet off just shows how they didn't learn anything from the mistakes from the first season.
    Just rebooting this series for actually we actually have something worth

  • @jackhamey659
    @jackhamey659 11 місяців тому +3

    it kills me when i hear window licking fanboys say they like it for the fan service what fan service they've shit all over us fans, even when they try fan service like putting a gun in it or something, something about it is wrong

  • @richardhockey8442
    @richardhockey8442 11 місяців тому +1

    'ex-spartan' ... er, how? time for a quote from Zoolander 'I feel like i'm taking crazy pills!'

  • @jonathancarrillo5601
    @jonathancarrillo5601 11 місяців тому +4

    Gaylo 2 the master cheek collection

  • @CrimsonUltrafox
    @CrimsonUltrafox 7 місяців тому +1

    The sad thing is the annoying Asian chick Kwan was the only character I didn't hate in season 2, and that's bad because I couldn't stand her in season 1. Ironically enough, she had some development and got less haughty and preachy. The worst character of season 2 was Kai who just straight up betrays her own team and later on beats up chief. I read the books, and "Silver Team" is some made up bullshit. John 117 was actually in charge of Blue Team and his best friends were Fred, Linda, and Kelly. There is no conceivable way I could ever believe a Spartan II (who all grew up together as children) would ever betray another Spartan II for some ONI assholes. Even in the new shitty halo games, Blue Team straight up disobeys orders to follow Master Chief.