Halo Tv Show Season 2 FINALE - Please... Start Over I Beg You

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  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2024
  • Halo The Series Season 2 ends with a "banger" finale... I can't wait for Jimmy to return in season 3.
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    0:00 Intro
    0:06 Episode 8 (We Waited All Season For This...)
    7:43 About These... Flood Zombies
    10:02 Wrapping Up Soren/Kwan
    11:37 Finishing the Finale
    20:21 Final Thoughts
    #halo #haloseason2 #halotheseries
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  • @TheDirtyCubeMan
    @TheDirtyCubeMan  2 місяці тому +61

    I hope everyone enjoyed the adventures of Jimmy Rings and friends in the world of Mass Effect... there were no cheeks clapped this season which, is blasphemy >:(

    • @rotf1199
      @rotf1199 2 місяці тому +6

      It’s definitely blasphemy. This is supposed to be mass effect and there’s no arbiter x jimmy rings sex scene? 0/10

    • @user-cx2cc5nx7u
      @user-cx2cc5nx7u 2 місяці тому +1

      Jesus Christ love you please give up your sinful way

    • @user-cx2cc5nx7u
      @user-cx2cc5nx7u 2 місяці тому

      Please join seventh days Adventist church

    • @mfigeroux
      @mfigeroux 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂 I enjoyed the comedy in the show

    • @antonioramirez3676
      @antonioramirez3676 2 місяці тому +2

      The way they shoehorned kwan and the flood being relevant to each other for no reason other than to keep kwan 🙄

  • @djanthaz
    @djanthaz 2 місяці тому +178

    I hope the Covenant is real so they can glass Paramount and 343.

    • @allanxlwanga
      @allanxlwanga 2 місяці тому +3

      😅

    • @AryanKumar-iy9mt
      @AryanKumar-iy9mt 2 місяці тому +5

      savage yo

    • @Babugag
      @Babugag 2 місяці тому +1

      Hahahah

    • @acraftyhuragok7586
      @acraftyhuragok7586 2 місяці тому +2

      I hope Sniper jackles on legendary halo 2 are real an Snipe master cheecks at 13:55

    • @averageclussyenjoyer6396
      @averageclussyenjoyer6396 День тому

      Chances are this is all propaganda and the only aliens glassing cities will be your own governments using invisible energy rays able to fine tune to whatever material they wish to destroy (steel beams) while ascertaining the idea we're being invaded and the United Nations needs a Space Command--ie one world government--to save us all. At which point they enslave all of humanity or destroy the world

  • @user-tz7gj3if4t
    @user-tz7gj3if4t 2 місяці тому +59

    Fives: *"The mission.....the nightmares.........there finally......over"* *(dies)*
    Jimmy rings: when there's a hole, there's a goal *(starts to unzip)*

  • @cyriloboco3083
    @cyriloboco3083 2 місяці тому +76

    One day, when A.I. generation is good enough, i will download and prompt all the halo lore, books and video games to make an actual good halo series/movie.

  • @scottk.boarman6559
    @scottk.boarman6559 2 місяці тому +90

    finaly, jimmy and the legeand of the circle is over.

    • @taiterz1046
      @taiterz1046 2 місяці тому +8

      I thought it was " Kwan, a spurton story" 🤔?

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 2 місяці тому +6

      Ringlow: Kwanbat devolved

    • @EchoLeague2
      @EchoLeague2 2 місяці тому

      Jimmy rings discovers forbidden cock ring

    • @antonioramirez3676
      @antonioramirez3676 2 місяці тому +6

      Ringlo: kwanbat devolved
      Master cheeks edition

    • @JoseGonzalez-pf7md
      @JoseGonzalez-pf7md 2 місяці тому +2

      @@antonioramirez3676”mister” cheeks

  • @Panyc333
    @Panyc333 2 місяці тому +15

    This show has an uncanny valley feeling about it. Any time it starts to seem the least bit normal or promising, the upside down version of Halo spins it’s head around and smiles through you like a Cheshire Cat.

  • @grahamjohnson4259
    @grahamjohnson4259 2 місяці тому +12

    Just remember. He knows how the coin is going to land... so the coin flip is pointless. Great writing

    • @Lammy2023
      @Lammy2023 2 місяці тому

      If it didn't land the way he knew it would, then he wouldn't have luck

  • @hyikayumizak6761
    @hyikayumizak6761 2 місяці тому +9

    That last bit "They took my image, bent it for their own purpose. So I took it back. This armor doesn't belong to them, it belongs to me." Makes me feel on the meta level the show writers/makers talking to fans saying F you this belongs to us.

  • @musicguy20
    @musicguy20 2 місяці тому +33

    Sir… This is the silver timeline, it’s budget friendly and we get the Temu version of the flood.

    • @skywardsoul1178
      @skywardsoul1178 2 місяці тому +4

      The legally distinct "I just watched last of us and it was cool" zombies.

  • @TheArchangel47
    @TheArchangel47 2 місяці тому +13

    Literally played the old Halo game to "wash the taste out of my mouth" from this show. SO MUCH SOURCE MATERIAL, and they adapted none of it to make a stronger saga.

  • @3sgtecelica
    @3sgtecelica 2 місяці тому +83

    Alot of tourists claiming this is good and not realizing what this could have been.
    If I had a dime everytime I saw "I never played the games or read the books, but im enjoying the show!"

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman 2 місяці тому +31

      The tourists I can forgive. It's the so called hardcore Halo fans who say the enjoy it that I'm bitter at

    • @Wuunderboy
      @Wuunderboy 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@Soccercrazyigboman the tourists i don't forgive either. Because they'll claim they know a thing or two now.. when they don't know shit

    • @isaiahsmith7123
      @isaiahsmith7123 2 місяці тому +7

      Cue Installation 00 😂 slobbering all over this show.

    • @Wuunderboy
      @Wuunderboy 2 місяці тому +1

      @@isaiahsmith7123 is that a UA-cam channel?

    • @mitchyoung4173
      @mitchyoung4173 2 місяці тому +9

      It’s ridiculous too because it’s not even a good show besides being a bad adaptation. If this show existed the exact same and everything else Halo did not exist this show would still be terribly written and a horrific production.

  • @kashaustayol5948
    @kashaustayol5948 2 місяці тому +29

    HALO: THE TV SHOW show,where they use fake advertisng of posters , and nothing of it happend in the show, where more than half the cast were women acting like girl bosses, with multiple diversity couples and men being talked down by said women, where only the few men characters die, where girl bosses get more character development than the actual male spartans or the race swapped captain keyes. where the covenent only brings swords to an invasion and run around like zombies, where the rest of the covenant is no where to be found. where the arbiter has no problem killing his own race yet he turns around and lets master cheeks stand up (unless the 5'0 woman leader of the covenant yells at him to not kill him like in episode 2) where there is not a single scene of marines fighting, where the few marines they had, don't know how to turn on their flashlight in the dark....I can keep going but I will stop here

    • @user-tz7gj3if4t
      @user-tz7gj3if4t 2 місяці тому

      Bros is very fearful of women

    • @kashaustayol5948
      @kashaustayol5948 2 місяці тому

      @@user-tz7gj3if4t Another idiot missing the point, they always use the same type of comment haha I have a wife, it makes no sense haha

    • @user-tz7gj3if4t
      @user-tz7gj3if4t 2 місяці тому

      ​@@kashaustayol5948 roblox gf don't count as a wife.

    • @kashaustayol5948
      @kashaustayol5948 2 місяці тому

      @@user-tz7gj3if4t Don't project yourself

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman 2 місяці тому +6

      Bro I had people defending the fact that arbiter didn't kill Chief because of honor. Like what?

  • @devileye90
    @devileye90 2 місяці тому +53

    the flood outbreak made me want to puke from the cringe.

  • @RednekGamurz
    @RednekGamurz 2 місяці тому +127

    I can't believe some people are actually saying the season finale was good. I can't believe our standards for this series have gotten so ridiculously low that people are starting to accept this garbage. It's fucking sad.

    • @ibroughtreceipts
      @ibroughtreceipts 2 місяці тому +12

      Exactly. But people continue to disappoint me.

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman 2 місяці тому +24

      I've never been more disappointed in a fanbase before. I legit feel like I'm going crazy cause of the people defending this literal shit show. All because they got two episodes of "Halo action"

    • @DeftTouch
      @DeftTouch 2 місяці тому +5

      Whe you change the definition of anything - anything becomes acceptable.

    • @Wuunderboy
      @Wuunderboy 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@Soccercrazyigboman that's exactly how I feel too as a lover of this franchise since 2004... Thank you for being my people!!

    • @hoos3014
      @hoos3014 2 місяці тому +4

      It is good; the episode ratings attest to that. But if you're dedicated to hating the show, nothing will change your mind.

  • @SpartanV41
    @SpartanV41 2 місяці тому +49

    This isn't Halo, It's not even close. Who and why are they doing this to such a beloved franchise? The people who support this, are the reason we keep getting absolute garbage. It hurts.

    • @bberg9942
      @bberg9942 2 місяці тому +1

      Ya I agree it’s pathetic. They are not true halo fans

    • @LeoInterVir
      @LeoInterVir 2 місяці тому +1

      Paramount been doing it to Star Trek

  • @csvanderkieft
    @csvanderkieft 2 місяці тому +24

    The best thing about the show is that it's over.

  • @FawkesElendil
    @FawkesElendil 2 місяці тому +57

    The interesting thing about this show: I get so happy when any of the "show" characters die or is in a position they at least might die. I'm honestly rooting for the Flood here, wish the grave mind would just consume everyone and free us from this Monument to All Their Stupidity

    • @chromicm6686
      @chromicm6686 2 місяці тому +12

      When your show is so bad it makes the logic plague a more palatable alternative

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 2 місяці тому +10

      The gravemind would reject them because they are idiots

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 2 місяці тому

      Root for the Flood. That tracks.

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 2 місяці тому +2

      They'll mess that up too. They'll make Kwan the Gravemind or something.

    • @FawkesElendil
      @FawkesElendil 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Crimea_River For sure, I'm certain that if I were to continue watching the show, my support of the Flood would end the second the Gravemind starts talking. Someone needs to get to the Ark and fire all the Halos, end all life in this miserable "Silver Timeline".

  • @mushroomhead86117
    @mushroomhead86117 2 місяці тому +14

    In halo 2 he has the chip in his helmet the entire time. SgtMaj. Johnson removes it from his helmet at the beginning of 3, Masterchief takes it back after waking up and remembers his promise to Cortana. In the games the chip thingy is Cortana's way of using Chief's armor systems. In the show, it makes no sense, she can go wherever she wants if the plot needs her to.

    • @yamasakil
      @yamasakil Місяць тому +2

      Yeah that bothered me too, in the games (1-3) Cortana directs Chief several times to place her down in specific spots, so it’s not like she can magically teleport wherever she wants. When aboard enemy ships or in places like high charity there are usually covenant security walls in place that Cortana needs time to breach in order for both herself and Chief to proceed/gather intel.

  • @saintpsu
    @saintpsu 2 місяці тому +6

    The summary of the summary of Halo 2 Season Finale: everything intereting happended off screen.

  • @techclub8528
    @techclub8528 2 місяці тому +35

    How convenient there is a cryo sleep pod in this sealed empty lab room,

    • @mushroomhead86117
      @mushroomhead86117 2 місяці тому +5

      A lab that is located right next to the combat operations center...

    • @Lifeof728
      @Lifeof728 2 місяці тому +5

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @xunk16
      @xunk16 2 місяці тому

      OF COURSE! Don't you know anything about science?!?!
      Fuck, I'm old.

  • @ibroughtreceipts
    @ibroughtreceipts 2 місяці тому +44

    How can anyone think this is at least passable as a TV show is beyond me.

    • @johnnyfive9815
      @johnnyfive9815 2 місяці тому

      Shogun is the best TV show right now but this isn't a bad TV show ... what TV shows do you like now?

  • @DeftTouch
    @DeftTouch 2 місяці тому +6

    20:33 this is Kiki wolfkil and her ilks way of taking the piss out of us. This is how they laugh in our faces. They think we'll bend. We won't.

    • @whitephillip6997
      @whitephillip6997 2 місяці тому

      Bend how?? We've let them run us over a millions times & won't ever push back

  • @isaiahsmith7123
    @isaiahsmith7123 2 місяці тому +7

    There wasn't enough money in the budget for an alarm 😂

  • @xKami102x
    @xKami102x 2 місяці тому +6

    This show is the definition of pure unfiltered slop. The writers don't give a shit. The directors don't give a shit. The actors don't give a shit. A soulless product just shat out for the lowest common denominator and NOT for fans of Halo. There is zero reason for this show to have "Halo" in the title.

  • @masterchief117u96
    @masterchief117u96 2 місяці тому +8

    Yes the flood! We have a faction to root for now 😂

  • @rubenlopez3364
    @rubenlopez3364 2 місяці тому +13

    The Flood made no sense, the whole standing there frozen was dumb

    • @vegeta002
      @vegeta002 2 місяці тому +3

      Seems like they were going more for a traditional style of zombie, rather than what the Flood were meant to be.

  • @pbf7719
    @pbf7719 2 місяці тому +26

    Fans of the show always say “the show is actually really good” or something similar, but can never say what it is that they like about it because it can’t be the writing, or the action scenes that mostly happen offscreen or the original characters..

  • @Phantom_Anthem
    @Phantom_Anthem 2 місяці тому +6

    I seriously wish there was something more we could do to get this show taken from them other than simply not watching it.

  • @maineiacman
    @maineiacman 2 місяці тому +139

    Easily a 1/10 show. Even without the Halo title its very badly written sci fi.

    • @cangooz2240
      @cangooz2240 2 місяці тому +17

      Negative -10 for me

    • @trevorbies6758
      @trevorbies6758 2 місяці тому +29

      Can't believe so many people are praising this dumb show. The writing is so awful

    • @hownoble6404
      @hownoble6404 2 місяці тому +1

      What are you talking about? It’s amazing! Literally $200 million. The best Monica by!

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman 2 місяці тому +9

      That's the thing. Sure change shit up. But the writing is so awful.

    • @jacobwhelan45
      @jacobwhelan45 2 місяці тому +3

      1/10 is too generous for being Halo but I do agree as a general Sci-Fi show, 1/10 is fitting. Maybe 2/10 for set pieces and the extremely limited combat we do get

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 2 місяці тому +16

    3:05. Thank you. The dialogue \writing in this show is so inconsistent and abysmal. So he helps the UNSC, but then he abandons them and lets Kai sacrifice herself. But then Kai is alive. But then he gets to the ring. Kills the arbiter but lets Mackee live. But then when the UNSC appears in the ring, he says "oh that's a problem". Bro what the fuck am I watching? Am i really supposed to turn my brain off and just accept everything i see on screen? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING TO TELEVISION?

    • @kingposeidon7858
      @kingposeidon7858 2 місяці тому +2

      The twilight zone lol. The people who are defending this show are insane. Fool made a comment saying, “Tv show halo is better than game Halo…”

    • @aliyulawal1607
      @aliyulawal1607 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kingposeidon7858 I wasn't a twilight zone fan but I hate the movie.

  • @keiandboo
    @keiandboo 2 місяці тому +4

    Halo Tv show not meant for us Halo Fans. At least we got Halo 2: Anniversary cutscenes & Halo books.

  • @daviddeesz
    @daviddeesz 2 місяці тому +17

    The arbiter died lmao

    • @rubenlopez3364
      @rubenlopez3364 2 місяці тому +9

      But everyone is like “BUT BUT THATS NOT THEL HES COMING LATER!!” While I press X to doubt.

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 2 місяці тому +3

      Everything about this show is like cheeks' first romp with Makee....premature.

    • @fairresolve
      @fairresolve 2 місяці тому +2

      It's not the same arbiter. He has an entire different name - Gar whatever it is. Our arbiter is Thel Vadam. Unless they didn't plan on him ever coming unto the show, then that's a different story

    • @skeletor2994
      @skeletor2994 2 місяці тому +1

      with how screwed up the story in the show is, i don't think they will add thel.

  • @FriendlyChemist907
    @FriendlyChemist907 2 місяці тому +6

    Please Paramount, just leave halo alone.... just.. please.

  • @techclub8528
    @techclub8528 2 місяці тому +5

    Random science lady seems to know that Fleet are sending a second wave of Spartan 3,s like it’s common knowledge,

  • @rtSfe67
    @rtSfe67 2 місяці тому +10

    Waited days for this and you didn't disappoint. Better video than the actual finale.

  • @Janx14
    @Janx14 2 місяці тому +6

    I feel like Season 2 is just main universe Ackeron's fanfic. The dude gets put in charge of the spartan program, captures halsey, captures soren, decks to dick around with chief pointlessly for like 4 eps, still gets his spartan III program, has a new tragic backstory with his sister, gets more focus on his personal life with his father, and at the end of the day, gets to be a hero

    • @isaiahsmith7123
      @isaiahsmith7123 2 місяці тому +2

      Lol
      Funny thing is main universe Ackerson did end up being somewhat heroic, although he wouldn't have known that writing his fanfic memoirs.

    • @aliyulawal1607
      @aliyulawal1607 2 місяці тому

      Link to fanfic pls?

  • @STOTTINMAD
    @STOTTINMAD 2 місяці тому +5

    Ironically Flood novel is probably the best way to merge game and book. Since you even have an elite in the book who has it out for the chief.

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 2 місяці тому +1

      That book is amazing and should have been the foundation for the tv or a movie.

    • @STOTTINMAD
      @STOTTINMAD 2 місяці тому

      @paihobbes8680 Fully agree. For the grounded human element you have the marines and their connection to the Covenant carrier. It practically writes itself.

  • @JasPlun
    @JasPlun 2 місяці тому +8

    I remember when a season had 20-25 episodes and how now days they have shortened seasons to 10 episodes for this generation that loses attention fast. That being said, this show should be canceled as it is a disgrace to the Halo franchise. I feel 343 is basically another Disney handed an incredible franchise like Star Wars and just exploiting as much money as they can get off the name alone.

  • @JohnWayne119
    @JohnWayne119 2 місяці тому +3

    You must be the only UA-camr giving a genuine and truthful reaction to the final episode. You hit everything perfectly.

  • @DoubleBackProductions
    @DoubleBackProductions 2 місяці тому +8

    Really enjoying these videos man keep it up :)

  • @flak_factory5022
    @flak_factory5022 2 місяці тому +16

    The people that think this show any good is the reason we won’t ever get any good tv shows people standards suck

    • @alexdenton1174
      @alexdenton1174 2 місяці тому +1

      Facts

    • @johnnyfive9815
      @johnnyfive9815 2 місяці тому +1

      Maybe...but we are getting tired of video gamers having endless opinions if things aren't done their way.

    • @alexdenton1174
      @alexdenton1174 2 місяці тому +2

      @@johnnyfive9815 There is a difference in having an opinion & being able to analyse/critique how media is produced.
      Halo is a very poorly made show with little respect for the fans who without them, it would've never existed.
      That is fact. Not opinion

  • @ChegmeisterShorts
    @ChegmeisterShorts 2 місяці тому +4

    They have to entirely wipe this and start fresh with something faithful to the universe but they can’t now because it’s too late.

    • @xunk16
      @xunk16 2 місяці тому +1

      That's the sad part of it. If this flops, they'll be talking about how "there is no market for an Halo Adaptation" for decades.

  • @murmeli2966
    @murmeli2966 2 місяці тому +13

    The entire season of Jimmy fighting the UNSC was just symbolism of Pablo hating the fans.

  • @FredFred2476
    @FredFred2476 2 місяці тому +10

    Denis Villeneuve should direct a halo movie. Loosely follow the events of halo one. Starts at the pillar of autumn arriving at halo.
    Doesn’t have to be canonically accurate but should be thematically, aesthetically, and tonal consistent to halo 1. Steve Downes as voice of chief. Keep chief off screen for the most part. When he is on screen do him right. Follow Sargent J or some other squad around for the most part. Horror elements ramped up the whole time.

  • @NE1CantStopUs
    @NE1CantStopUs 2 місяці тому +10

    24 minutes and 12 seconds is not nearly enough time needed to vent about this abomination

  • @fernandoantunezantonio3450
    @fernandoantunezantonio3450 2 місяці тому +19

    No bro you don’t get it! It’s really good! You just need to get through all 9 episodes of season 1 first, and then most of season 2 but then there’s a good bit! Peak Halo! We boys eating good!

  • @PsychoMoFoGaming
    @PsychoMoFoGaming 2 місяці тому +7

    This show needs to be rebooted and faithfully readapted

    • @toastman7671
      @toastman7671 2 місяці тому +1

      Never going to happen

    • @PsychoMoFoGaming
      @PsychoMoFoGaming 2 місяці тому +1

      @@toastman7671 not with that attitude and complacency no

  • @G5Sav
    @G5Sav 2 місяці тому +8

    Brrrruuuuuuuuhhhhh I was waiting for this to droppp, thank you for being the only creator to rip this apart the proper way. Nobody mentions that spikes explosion was simulated to have a similar effect to how it'd be if the Halo actually let a blast off. If you didn't laugh when makee said she was a demon too, we wasn't watching the same show 🤣🤣

  • @danethegeographer
    @danethegeographer 2 місяці тому +1

    thank God I don't have to watch this show now, literally saved my brain power

  • @Plainbrain24
    @Plainbrain24 2 місяці тому +1

    I wouldn't mind not having to see Pablo Schreiber's face again. Ever.

  • @HiddenDeity-zp7nz
    @HiddenDeity-zp7nz 2 місяці тому +1

    I liked the flood scenes, in my mind the slower infection makes sense, considering this was a spore infection which we have not seen before. This is almost even a pre feral stage infection.

  • @mikeweimer4783
    @mikeweimer4783 2 місяці тому +4

    The funny thing is I have hated the show so far and I recognize all of the plot contrivances, understand all of the things they’ve fumbled, but the one thing I genuinely disagree with a lot of people about is the Flood. People are mischaracterizing the infection as being inaccurate, but this is the first visual representation of a spore outbreak we’ve seen, and considering many of them mutate within an hour, I genuinely am happy with at least that. I’m not excusing the show, or the finale. My ultimate point in this wall of text is simply to say that I have hope that they’re headed in a more agreeable direction. I don’t think it’s right for people to hate on others for having hope. Opinions are something we can’t do anything about, but I also think that some of the people who despise the show refuse to accept anything, whether it has good or bad implications. Honestly the community makes me almost as sad as the show does.

    • @xunk16
      @xunk16 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm a simple man... just give me a grunt squad holding dual plasma rifles and retreating for their dear life screaming "DEMONS" while being both dirty fighting and glory hounding with suicide grenades for the survival of their squad. At this point I don't care if Jimmy Rings is the dunce of the SPARTAN II program, nor if we are really forced to make this into a "feminine chosen one" type of story.
      I really, really just want them try to do Yayap - was it Yap-Yap? - on the Silent Cartographer.

  • @NoMirr0r
    @NoMirr0r 2 місяці тому +1

    Lmao the man said.. she could kill every single person here… and the flood could clean house on Onyx base hahahah

  • @lucidslendy9395
    @lucidslendy9395 2 місяці тому +2

    The only way I can somewhat accept the whole Shaman lady, is if they reveal it later on that she's the Librarian. Even then, still garbo.

  • @vegeta002
    @vegeta002 2 місяці тому +3

    Seems like someone learned that Halo has space zombies and somehow opened the Resident Evil wiki by mistake.
    And what did they do with the Spartan-III's, make them the ODST's of the Silver Timeline?

  • @robertquinlan8063
    @robertquinlan8063 2 місяці тому +1

    "Byyyy thee Riiiinnggss thiiis iss too mucchhhh!"

  • @AtsumiWarrior
    @AtsumiWarrior 2 місяці тому +7

    Thanks for making these, i hated every single second watching.

  • @sirstirtebeker7716
    @sirstirtebeker7716 Місяць тому +1

    Maximus in Fallout spends more time in his Armor than Master Chief in season 2. Something is WRONG here... 😂

  • @markgrehan3726
    @markgrehan3726 2 місяці тому +2

    I don't understand why they brought the Flood into the story so soon, the war with the Covenant has barely started but no quick we need to move onto to next humanity ending species.And it's so annoying that we still have to rely on lazy writing with characters being so incredibly dumb to get the plot to work. I do love the through line of Master Chief always bailing out on his fellow soldiers after briefly fighting along side them. Also yeah why does M/C even care about Cortana he never seemed to even like her that much certainly not enough to risk his life/mission.

  • @bruhhhhmoment4848
    @bruhhhhmoment4848 4 дні тому

    The flood makes them act like the infected people from resident evil 4

  • @_JAG_
    @_JAG_ 2 місяці тому +2

    After the way they handled this season there is 0% possibility they bait me back for more of this nonsense.

  • @TheMasterCaster
    @TheMasterCaster 2 місяці тому

    Your review episodes are so much more entertaining than the show itself

  • @rickyherna
    @rickyherna 2 місяці тому +2

    Its not an airborne virus? Miranda literally said “you didnt touch it did you?” And she lied and said no and was the first one to turn.

  • @themiddleproject2032
    @themiddleproject2032 8 днів тому

    The coin flip scene is more symbolism than him actually using the coin to decide. If you remember how they bring up how he guessed heads 11 times in a row which is almost statistically impossible basically what I’m saying is he already knew what choice he was gonna make he just flips the coin for the fuck of it

  • @TL-fz4yr
    @TL-fz4yr 2 місяці тому +1

    Master chafe just be rubbing everyone the wrong way.

  • @FriendlyChemist907
    @FriendlyChemist907 2 місяці тому +3

    I think something in Season 1 set up Jimmy Rings to be able to fist Cortana.
    However season one is so bad that im never going to re watch it to confirm.
    FUCK YOU Silver Timeline writers

  • @josephrandle9952
    @josephrandle9952 2 місяці тому +2

    I love halo I quit this show 4 episodes ago so that it doesn't spoil the original halo for me. Could of been somthing great.

  • @soapybanana1
    @soapybanana1 2 місяці тому +2

    bruh why are they trying so hard with the coin flipping, like its supposed to be such a HUGE part of the character

  • @soulhandler2227
    @soulhandler2227 2 місяці тому +13

    Let us pray it doesn't get renewed for season 3 🙏

    • @befru
      @befru 2 місяці тому

      I disagree. Watching these videos of people making fun of the show is entertaining.

    • @soulhandler2227
      @soulhandler2227 2 місяці тому +1

      @@befru well, yeah. But it's sad that the only Halo content we can enjoy right now is Halo fans shitting on the latest Halo product. I want Halo to be celebrated for it's merits, not made fun of because of their poor handling of the franchise.

  • @paulgermano7837
    @paulgermano7837 2 місяці тому +2

    That awkward moment when the reviews critiquing the episodes are way better than what Paramount releases.

  • @serballista
    @serballista 2 місяці тому +27

    This was easily one of the worst things I’ve ever watched. Ever! In the history of ALL time!

  • @theretroaiden2107
    @theretroaiden2107 2 місяці тому +1

    Really sad to see Master chief in his armor for only 1st ep, ep 7 (really short not that long), and last ep 8 ... really bummed out Vannak died from Var Gatanai the other Arbiter would've been more fitting if it was Thel Vadam the Arbiter. I felt it was a fitting end to Vannak but the war felt like it hasn't been that long or even close to the middle would've prefer him to die during those moments in time. I really like this video hope for more other content.

  • @waguans2000
    @waguans2000 2 місяці тому +2

    Last of us. Game of thrones. The mandalorian. Good adaptations.

  • @SceneSplice
    @SceneSplice 2 місяці тому

    I’m so happy I didn’t waist my time with this😂 it’s much more enjoyable just listening to you rag on it lol. I got 3 episodes into season 1 and I couldn’t continue haha

  • @sedrickwells8545
    @sedrickwells8545 2 місяці тому +1

    The way they handling this whole show is ridiculous. But they know what they doing. Just giving us enough to keep us tuned

  • @lordfishy2315
    @lordfishy2315 2 місяці тому +3

    Fire up the halo guys need to sterilize this universe cause I need to forget

  • @crb2222
    @crb2222 2 місяці тому

    Been looking forward to this

  • @thedealdoe3323
    @thedealdoe3323 2 місяці тому +11

    It was so stupid to me that he never wanted to wear his helmet, but now that his visor is actually broken, he wants to wear it.

    • @JoelRoseTV
      @JoelRoseTV 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 💯

  • @tacobread3
    @tacobread3 2 місяці тому +4

    The flood did look like shit.
    To be fair the introduction of the flood in the books made what ever it can in contact with be more
    aggressive.
    I agree with you though they dropped the ball.

  • @Kradus
    @Kradus 2 місяці тому +4

    They literally just skimmed the halo wiki for names and events for season 2

    • @vegeta002
      @vegeta002 2 місяці тому

      For the Flood, I think they skimmed the Resident Evil wiki.

    • @Kradus
      @Kradus 2 місяці тому

      @@vegeta002 or The last of us lol

  • @Ragman312
    @Ragman312 2 місяці тому

    Kinda makes you wonder if the battle in the covenant ship is just leftover footage from the simulation in earlier episodes.

  • @loslobos786
    @loslobos786 2 місяці тому +1

    What is truly AMAZING about this show is that it actually got made. What I mean is imagine being given the Star Wars of this Generation, a Golden Goose, a license to PRINT MONEY.....because that's what Halo is. Imagine being given all of that and still utterly failing. This show is like spiking the Ball at the finish line, like kicking the Soccer Ball over the net when the Goalie is lying prostate ten feet from the Goal, like two Heavyweight Boxers nocking each other out simultaneously with the first Punch in the first round of a Championship fight. Any half decent adaptation of the source material would have lead to Game of Thrones levels of ratings and marketing tie ins with action figures, T shirts and an infinite numbers of products. The Actors, Directors and Producers would have become household names with career opportunities falling from the sky. This show could have paid for Paramount's budget for the next DECADE !!! They had all that opportunity and they left it all on the table and for what? Girl bosses with plot armour, an Alienated Fan base, ruined careers Flood zombies ripped off from the last of us and most importantly ....no money.... The only saving grace of this show is that in five years no one will remember it at which point hopefully someone at least Simi talented with half a brain can reboot it..... Jesus Christ what a missed opportunity.

  • @elfireii328
    @elfireii328 2 місяці тому

    22:38 I completely agree. Game of thrones was adapted pretty faithfully while they still had books to adapt, and only started going bad when the show writers were allowed to go on their own.
    Its like these companies dont understand why the shows they're trying to emulate get so popular. A famous writer makes a great story, then a film director adapts it faithfully.

  • @ectomorph_7
    @ectomorph_7 2 місяці тому +7

    How about the crime they committed with that forerunner door opening the way it did? Yikes

  • @cCueBasE
    @cCueBasE 2 місяці тому

    The way the flood is shown in the TV series could definitely have been worse in my opinion. In the books, Pvt Jenkins had a very slow turn once he was infected and he actually remained semi conscious through it which is more terrifying.

  • @Nevermind-fb9tt
    @Nevermind-fb9tt 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for saying the actors name he doesn’t deserve this to be called master chief

  • @THEGHOSTCOMPANYOFFICIAL
    @THEGHOSTCOMPANYOFFICIAL 2 місяці тому

    There are new show runners I feel like this is a throw away season and or turning point into what we want because the flood just spread and this is the very first stages of it and I feel like we will see the mutated versions like we know in halo CE-3 and I feel like that’s the route they are going with since they have the fall of reach mid season to the start of combat evolved basically and I feel like season 3 maybe finishing CE and starting halo2-3 with the arbiter but they could go any routes but that’s the safest 😂

  • @codynovick5701
    @codynovick5701 2 місяці тому +1

    I agree with everything you said. Idk why people advocate for this bad show with a halo paintjob on it. It isnt halo. All we want is a good adaptation. We dont need it recreated frame by frame. Idk how they can do this to us

  • @jimbroaudio
    @jimbroaudio 2 місяці тому +1

    Achem… "To go on this journey with your protagonist, you're not going to be able to bring an audience along in a long-form story without having access to a character's face, which tells you what they're feeling, how they think about everything. That access to a character's emotional life, over the course of time, is what makes you empathise and connect with a character.” - Some amateur half wit.
    So before TV shows were ever a thing, Ancient Greeks were the first to present dramatic presentations in the form of theater. For centuries Greeks enjoyed drama, comedy, music, and more… and you know what they wore on their heads most of the time in the theater? MASKS AND HELMETS. How did they convey emotion and more without being able to see the actor’s face? With good dialogue, body language, music ques, and more.
    THE GREEKS UNDERSTOOD IN THE 6TH CENTURY THAT YOU DON’T NEED TO SEE SOMEONE’S FACE TO CONNECT WITH THEM, BUT THESE BRAIN DEAD TURDS IN THE YEAR 2024 DON’T. We are literally evolving backwards.

    • @hoos3014
      @hoos3014 2 місяці тому

      "If we go back to Ancient Greece, it is said these masks were used in early plays to represent the emotions the characters were feeling. It was easier for audience members who were sitting far away from the stage to see the masks and the emotions they were portraying."
      The whole purpose of those masks was to show the emotional state of the character: happy or sad.
      It's actually kind of impressive that you wrote that without understanding you were undermine your own point.

    • @jimbroaudio
      @jimbroaudio 2 місяці тому

      @@hoos3014 Oddly enough, a characters emotions can change throughout an entire scene, but the character would normally only have a single mask to represent their face.
      To quote the British Museum article: “Masks had certain practical uses: their distinct features made characters recognizable at a distance; they made it easier for the three actors used in plays to play more than one part each; they enabled the all-male casts to play both men and women and some experts claim that the masks helped amplify the voice so that it could be heard at the back of the large open-air theatres. However, the most significant role of the mask was that of transformation: an ordinary man could go beyond his real identity and become a mythological hero or a lusty satyr, a foolish old man or a beautiful young woman, a god or a slave. In this disguise he could say and do things that could not be said and done in everyday life, and could present to the audience events, actions and ideas that were horrifying or ridiculous, inspiring or fantastic.”

  • @RetroHappyFace
    @RetroHappyFace 2 місяці тому

    I can't wait to watch this

  • @ShepherdTVofficial
    @ShepherdTVofficial 2 місяці тому +1

    What did they do with captain keys and Miranda? I haven't seen them yet

  • @CreepyCat.
    @CreepyCat. 2 місяці тому +1

    I did *not* see these scenes myself. They lost me on that weird planet after the Reach fiasco

  • @workingZen
    @workingZen 2 місяці тому +3

    Was it even explained how Makee was alive in this series when she (apparently) died at the end of the last series? This was such a wasted show. But expected cause it needed to be heavy on CGI so would be expensive. But if thats the case then dont make it at all until you have the budget.

  • @tsmspace
    @tsmspace 2 місяці тому

    when chief punched the console , cortana could access his suit, not because of his suit, but because of the covenant ship. The spike was going to work on the same principle,, how was the spike supposed to deliver a massive and complex computer program?? Because the spike would have a databus and the ships bridge would be able to send energy across the medium of the spike, find out how to connect to the databus (for example, how to access the tip of each wire through the spike medium,, what signal, what frequency, etc. would result in the ability to transfer data specifically to a wire tip ) .... Master chiefs suit merely had to allow for the ship to be able to find an uplink somewhere in it,, it merely had to be conductive just enough for the ship to be able to auto-acquire a possible data link, and then cortana would be able to access that uplink. The covenant ships already work like that kind of automatically detected databus connection where you just shove whatever type of connection into the console, and it will figure out a way to get data across to it.

  • @Nichrysalis
    @Nichrysalis 2 місяці тому +3

    It's very clear from the portrayal of the flood that the writers were told the flood were zombies. ALMOST ANY Halo fan could have told them otherwise. Please Microsoft cancel this abomination of a show.

    • @vegeta002
      @vegeta002 2 місяці тому

      It really wouldn't surprise me if someone said they were "parasitic space zombies" and the writers misunderstood and used Resident Evil as the basis for the Flood rather than the Halo wiki because _"Eh? All zombies are the same, right? If you've seen one, you've seen them all."_
      These seem to have more in common with the "modified Romero zombies" from Resident Evil, rather than the "Lovecraftian eldritch abominations" from Halo novels.

  • @Swaggs907
    @Swaggs907 2 місяці тому

    If they would’ve adapted the book “the Fall of Reach” it would’ve been amazing. There’s so much more than just the narrative of the game. Combining the book with the game would’ve given the show plot lines that actually mean something to the story and made a great show. It would give us the familiar stuff we know with new stuff that’s never been adapted before. The Keyes loop. Chief and Cortana testing the MKV armor. Operation Red Flag. Gamma station. Red team. Castle base. Combine it with Noble team’s story. What could’ve been…

  • @fornerobj
    @fornerobj 2 місяці тому

    My favorite part is that during Chief's fight with the arbiter, the 117 gets burned off of his armor, which I think is supposed to be a plot point. But then, while he's talking to spark, the 117 is back. Guess he had some backup armor in his pocket

  • @benjamintherogue2421
    @benjamintherogue2421 Місяць тому

    Between algorithmic writing assistance, video-making, special effect creation, audio creation, and even voice simulation, it's only a matter of time before fans take over and produce better content for all of the IPs than the IP holders themselves.

  • @ayadealjanabi1544
    @ayadealjanabi1544 2 місяці тому +1

    Perez has the longest arc in this season. Her "character" went through the most change, cowardly-comms to spartan badass.

    • @jaw3415
      @jaw3415 2 місяці тому

      Badass is a stretch. She’s running scared the whole finale

  • @darielibarry07
    @darielibarry07 2 місяці тому +2

    If the show not canon why are y’all so pressed about it n idk why y’all think Kai Is dead if chief survive a crash landing on a ship into the halo why can’t Kai survive crashing the ship y’all don’t make sense