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  • @lajanac
    @lajanac 12 днів тому +706

    Let's not watch trumps inauguration, making his the lowest rating for inauguration ever. You know how he loves his polls.

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 12 днів тому

      Run your TVs on any other channel, to screw with iDJiT's ratings.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 12 днів тому +18

      Brilliant

    • @mxdeejmccoythey-them9015
      @mxdeejmccoythey-them9015 11 днів тому +33

      That's definitely my plan

    • @seanspartan2023
      @seanspartan2023 11 днів тому +1

      He'll just lie and claim it had the highest ratings of any inauguration ever. Even Lincoln didn't have these ratings!

    • @PacesIII
      @PacesIII 11 днів тому +28

      Even worse is it's been moved inside due to the cold so the full staff flags and the outdoor crowd size isn't going to matter at all.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 11 днів тому +12

    Wow…. Nihao ❤

    • @edwinhuang803
      @edwinhuang803 5 днів тому

      Hi, remember u used to post under almost every UA-camr video. Those days are gone.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 12 днів тому +40

    I'll pay my respects with a damn fine cup of coffee.

    • @solarguy1702
      @solarguy1702 12 днів тому +8

      Cherry pie with that?

    • @Xiroi87
      @Xiroi87 12 днів тому +2

      @Strangemojo you're so totally missing the reference here...

    • @solarguy1702
      @solarguy1702 12 днів тому +4

      We went to the cafe in 1992. Waitress totally didn't get it. My wife and daughter were dying suppressing their laughter. Then a Japanese tour bus showed up. Twin Peaks was phenomenal in Japan. A woman asked me where I was from. Instead of saying Portland, I told her Japan. Eh? I showed her my Japanese driver's license and she was dumbfounded. Or astonished? English is difficult.

  • @anthonettedillard3999
    @anthonettedillard3999 11 днів тому +59

    Thank you David Lynch for your Entertainment Genius!! RIP Sir!!And thank you Stephen for recognizing David's contributions!! Stephen Colbert "Meanwhile" keeps me Thinking and Laughing about all the "Crazy"!!! Keep up the good work!!❤

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl 12 днів тому +132

    Thank you for taking these moments to recognise David Lynch. RIP 🙏

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 12 днів тому

      He had to read from his note cards.
      4 minutes in and nothing's funny.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 12 днів тому

      @@veramae4098do you want your money back?

    • @colorbugoriginals4457
      @colorbugoriginals4457 12 днів тому +8

      @@veramae4098 oh sorry where is your late night show so we can see how to do it right

    • @AgeOfAquariusRising
      @AgeOfAquariusRising 11 днів тому

      His version of Dune is my absolute favorite. He was brilliant. And so interesting in the projects he did.

    • @skippykaufman4436
      @skippykaufman4436 11 днів тому +1

      @@AgeOfAquariusRisingMMmmmm Sting Yummy .

  • @xtoadphrogx
    @xtoadphrogx 12 днів тому +53

    Rest In Pease David Lynch, rest in the knowledge you didn't have to live thru a 2nd Trump presidency.

  • @boesvig2258
    @boesvig2258 12 днів тому +75

    I was a teen when Twin Peaks came out, and (as is common in teenagers) I felt awkward and weird. David Lynch’s strange worlds made me realize that everyone (real people too!) is weird. We all have our quirks, and that’s to be celebrated.
    It was a transformative experience for young me. Since then I’ve embraced my inner log lady, so to speak 😊
    Thank you, David ❤ May you rest in peace.

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 12 днів тому +8

      :) Wholeheartedly this!

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic 12 днів тому +10

      Same. We were only allowed to watch Twin Peaks because my grandfather loved it. We both had very vivid imaginations and a love for mystery. Miss you already, Mr. Lynch🫶💄☕️

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 11 днів тому +1

      Unfortunately we never really learned that lesson. We get upset about kids watching quirky media

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic 11 днів тому

      @@neonfroot my mum's Southern Baptist, she banned lots of fun things.

    • @chrisschack9716
      @chrisschack9716 11 днів тому

      I just saw the Twin Peaks movie, it made VERY little sense...

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC 12 днів тому +44

    That last eagle talon clench was hilarious! Colbert clearly missed his calling as a mime

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 12 днів тому +23

    Funny enough, Seth Meyers told that same cat butthole Walmart logo joke 😂🤣

  • @swistedfilms
    @swistedfilms 12 днів тому +101

    Sometimes folks, just sometimes, I'm startled awake by the sound of the collapse of my AOL disc tower and I find a discarded Blackberry nestled inside a sewer pipe and connect it to a string and tin can to jibber-jabber into the internet to bring you the squashed parking lot McNugget that is *THIS COMMENT!*

  • @MISTERKIC
    @MISTERKIC 12 днів тому +17

    Meanwhile + A Closer Look. Thank you both. Shouts to Dave 😁

  • @herlandercarvalho
    @herlandercarvalho 12 днів тому +46

    Rob Lowe recoding a yacht-rock demo with Toto while high on cocaine, sounds like something from a Lynch movie. RIP...
    (Also, for those unaware, Toto composed and performed Lynch's Dune theme music)

    • @TheJandufandu
      @TheJandufandu 12 днів тому +8

      Toto?? You mean the band Toto that sings Rosanna?

    • @smooshiebear80
      @smooshiebear80 11 днів тому +2

      Not surprising, considering the lead singer is the son of composer John Williams.

    • @arnezj.bridges2768
      @arnezj.bridges2768 9 днів тому

      @@smooshiebear80 okay did NOT know that, now I gotta rebuy my Toto discography.

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus 8 днів тому

      Yes...the Toto _Dune_ soundtrack is _epic_ . There's also one song in the film composed by electronic music pioneer Brian Eno. Also, if you're interested in Lynch's work, _Dune_ , or sci-fi in general, I highly recommend tracking down a copy of the Spicediver fan edit of the film. Here's one link (blocked in some countries): ua-cam.com/video/faHQA_0d9Mo/v-deo.html

  • @artrogers3985
    @artrogers3985 11 днів тому +32

    “Dreams on screen “. - Perfect definition 🎸

    • @David0gden
      @David0gden 11 днів тому +2

      Literally the last portion of Mulholland Drive was like a dream sequence? 💤 Actually now that I think about it I think the first scene is a dream as well. Great movie.

    • @icl4ntic
      @icl4ntic 10 днів тому

      ... Cat? What are you furring about?

  • @SmoothOperator-555
    @SmoothOperator-555 10 днів тому +7

    Just downloaded it. No politics, No lg insanity, No brainrot conspiracies .. a very good app

    • @lex6819
      @lex6819 9 днів тому

      Rednote is amazing! I have been using it for about 3 days now. I love it!❤

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus 8 днів тому

      Might I recommend Substack?

  • @byronramirez9592
    @byronramirez9592 12 днів тому +19

    The intros to meanwhile never i meanwhile never disappoints 😂 a literary art form by it's own right. bravo to the writers 👏

    • @1028641
      @1028641 12 днів тому +4

      Brovo to Colbert for pulling it off!!

  • @Author.Noelle.Alexandria
    @Author.Noelle.Alexandria 12 днів тому +156

    Lynch be like, “The next for years won’t be bizarre and beautiful, just too damned bizarre. I’m escaping with Carter.”

    • @britney901
      @britney901 11 днів тому +2

      Four*

    • @deepsydreamy
      @deepsydreamy 11 днів тому +1

      😢😢😢

    • @laryjohnson5736
      @laryjohnson5736 11 днів тому

      jimmy was a terrible president.

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus 8 днів тому

      @@laryjohnson5736 Way to keep it classy by speaking ill of the dead.

    • @laryjohnson5736
      @laryjohnson5736 8 днів тому

      @@L._Titus Why do woke trash hate the truth? Please explain woke child.

  • @msemilyli
    @msemilyli 11 днів тому +38

    Note to all non-Chinese, the Chinese written language is not "Mandarin" - only spoken language has dialects like Mandarin and Cantonese. Chinese writing system is the same in all dialects, therefore you can't "write in Mandarin".

    • @波紋小石
      @波紋小石 10 днів тому +9

      "Chinese writing system is the same in all dialects." That's not quite right.
      According to Argos Multilingual (2022), "In mainland China and Singapore, Mandarin is the spoken language and people use Simplified Chinese (SC) when they write. In Hong Kong, Cantonese is the predominant dialect while people write in Traditional Chinese (TC). The exception is Taiwan where people speak Mandarin and write in Traditional Chinese."
      In other words, writing in Mandarin generally means using Simplified Chinese. But Taiwanese writers use Traditional Chinese to express Mandarin instead.

    • @luvhenry
      @luvhenry 9 днів тому

      It's called Japanese

    • @Dordordord
      @Dordordord 9 днів тому

      ​@@波紋小石 you dont know people in taiwan speaks madarin as well do you?

    • @twinklelittlestar1226
      @twinklelittlestar1226 8 днів тому

      写中文,读中文。写中文繁简体。至于方言,有粤语,闽南语上百上千种。​@@波紋小石

    • @波紋小石
      @波紋小石 8 днів тому

      @ Sometimes an accusation works better as an admission. I stated that fact twice. If you're not going to read a comment, why bother criticizing its author?

  • @SmellsLikeBrass
    @SmellsLikeBrass 12 днів тому +14

    I mumbled "that's the most 80s sentence I've ever heard!" to myself before to buzzer even went off! 😂

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 12 днів тому +73

    CEO: Walmart needs to update it's logo.
    Also CEO: *Hey guys, I found out what slash-b does!*

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 12 днів тому +5

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 12 днів тому +5

      Also CEO: My nephew owns this fantastic business replacing old logos with practically identical new ones...!

    • @dt6esdff413
      @dt6esdff413 12 днів тому +4

      funfact: that actually cost atleast 100k to design

    • @Blackout5871
      @Blackout5871 12 днів тому +6

      @dt6esdff413 So someone paid someone else $100k to select the Walmart logo and icon, press CTRL+B, and call it done? Fuck me where do I sign up for that job??

    • @dt6esdff413
      @dt6esdff413 12 днів тому +5

      @@Blackout5871 100k is bare minimum for corporate logo design. to answer your question, you need to have rep, this's why a guy can se;; a banana strapped into a wall for million dollar.

  • @adamhenley8295
    @adamhenley8295 12 днів тому +11

    Have I watched Colbert so much that I was thinking “that is the most 80s headline ever?” 😂

  • @6ix4our
    @6ix4our 11 днів тому +9

    How many Lowes could a Rob Lowe rob, if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

  • @douglasstephens6693
    @douglasstephens6693 12 днів тому +27

    David Lynch is awake and well in his next field of consciousness. Thanks David, you gave us a good deal here. See you on down the line, I hope.

    • @Xiroi87
      @Xiroi87 12 днів тому

      Love this comment. Thank you, a previous one by someone else on this same comment section was beyond disheartening.

    • @NotSoMuchFrankly
      @NotSoMuchFrankly 12 днів тому

      🎵 In heaven
      🎵 Everything is fine...

  • @lolo-su6ig
    @lolo-su6ig 11 днів тому +18

    🤍 heartbreaking~ my favorite filmmaker. rest in peace, dear soul, your amazing art will always inspire. hope you got that perfect cup of coffee when they welcomed you to heaven 🤍

  • @Mossyrocklove
    @Mossyrocklove 12 днів тому +21

    The nice thing about being 51 is I can now be the one making references that young people don’t get - like your 80s sentences!

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 11 днів тому

      Now you know how young people feel making references to current decade things you wouldn't get

    • @gregantonio1
      @gregantonio1 11 днів тому +1

      @@neonfroot Please child...let the grown-ups speak. You're generation Z culture is irrelevant.

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus 8 днів тому

      @@neonfroot I'm 24 and frequently make references that are so old and/or obscure my parents don't get them. Clearly my scarf is too long.

  • @dgrant7291
    @dgrant7291 12 днів тому +30

    David Lynch's cinematography took us into the 80s. A true auteur. Blue Velvet.

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 11 днів тому +7

    Twin Peaks got me through depression. It was beautiful.

  • @DeathlyTired
    @DeathlyTired 12 днів тому +35

    Lynch, Blue Velvet. First time I really understood the magnitude of the malice and animus at the dark heart of America under the thin and gaudy patina.

    • @nancymcmonarch
      @nancymcmonarch 12 днів тому

      If you're that tired, maybe get to bed earlier instead of binge-watching US horror films?

    • @treenpk
      @treenpk 11 днів тому +2

      @DeathlyTired I saw Wild at Heart first, but the line that has stayed with me for the last 30 years echoes your sentiment: "the whole world's wild at heart and weird on top!"

  • @XopheAdethri
    @XopheAdethri 12 днів тому +48

    Rest In Peace Mr Lynch 🙏

  • @akashashen
    @akashashen 11 днів тому +34

    Finding out now; thank you, David Lynch, for making life more awesome. I am fans of fans of yours, which means, my entertainment would never have happened without you, including the many smaller projects you participated in, like the awesome pro you are. Thank you.

    • @Errpeinterr
      @Errpeinterr 11 днів тому +1

      Why did you type like that? Are you a bot by chance? 🧐 please answer properly Or not at all!

    • @Fourleggedfreak
      @Fourleggedfreak 11 днів тому +1

      Same. my life has been enriched by derivatives of his work! his influence is undeniable!

  • @artkincell
    @artkincell 12 днів тому +27

    I love when Stephen goes quipping the light fantastic.

  • @reallyseriously7020
    @reallyseriously7020 12 днів тому +15

    To me Wal-Mart's logo is a flower made of maxi pads.

  • @timjohnson5381
    @timjohnson5381 12 днів тому +34

    The next 4years is gonna be a meanwhile🎉

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 12 днів тому +20

    "It's certainly bold". Took me a minute, but that was a good one.

  • @matttheking1655
    @matttheking1655 12 днів тому +7

    Walmart bold logo joke was 👍

  • @desireeburton3923
    @desireeburton3923 11 днів тому +5

    If the football player has DEEP SOUTHERN family roots, squirrel is a dinner item

  • @623giggle
    @623giggle 12 днів тому +41

    They make Colbert say the most insanely difficult lingo to start off Meanwhile.

    • @We_Love_Cowz
      @We_Love_Cowz 11 днів тому +2

      It's never funny, I just skip it

  • @daniellamcgee4251
    @daniellamcgee4251 12 днів тому +22

    It's a bit late to talk to David Lynch now, but I hope Stephen's acknowledgement means something to those who are grieving the loss of David Lynch.,

  • @jessessempijja
    @jessessempijja 11 днів тому +8

    I knew the Lazio Eagle handler story would make meanwhile when I saw it earlier this week😂🤣It was so bizarre!

    • @freescoring
      @freescoring 9 днів тому

      I had to double check when I heard Lazio sacking their far right eagle handler... turns out, I indeed missed the crucial part of the story

  • @lfc1964
    @lfc1964 12 днів тому +43

    Thanks for mentioning Nepal 🇳🇵 in your show!! Well I claim to be your biggest Nepali speaking FAN!! 👌🎉

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 12 днів тому +10

    "Hey Bob, how's that new logo coming?" "All done, Boss! Here it is." "Bob, that's exactly the same." "No, it's different. It's fatter, see." "Get your stuff". "Whatever. You weren't paying me anyway."

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus 8 днів тому

      This "new" boldface logo is actually something of a return to the blockier, more fascistic Wal-Mart logo of the 1980's.

  • @nancyscogin7549
    @nancyscogin7549 12 днів тому +74

    I watched David Lynch through the lockdown doing his daily YT weather reports and other random stuff. I'll mis him.

    • @AndyAcker
      @AndyAcker 11 днів тому

      I loved his sense of humor, which isn't always talked about. RIP to a visionary artist .

  • @Imhexed
    @Imhexed 11 днів тому +3

    Thank you for acknowledging David's passing, he was very influential.

  • @toddklempan105
    @toddklempan105 11 днів тому +3

    My log says, “From the earth back to the earth, with some kookie stuff in between”.
    RIP David Lynch. Thank you for your visions, and sharing them with us.

  • @LiamLightwolf
    @LiamLightwolf 12 днів тому +12

    🙏 Rest in Peace, Mr. Lynch.

  • @MLBrooks-g3u
    @MLBrooks-g3u 12 днів тому +17

    I wonder how much Walmart paid a consultant for its new logo. I wonder whose friend or relative it was.

  • @alfyb4512
    @alfyb4512 12 днів тому +87

    It is not actually called Red Note in Chinese, but “Little Red Book”. As in the little red book of quotations by Mao Tse Tung. American teens are flocking to an app named after a communist propaganda book, this is truly an amazing time we’re living in.

    • @tystkanin9996
      @tystkanin9996 12 днів тому +20

      TikTok teens: "Trump says Kamala is a communist! Boooo!"
      Also TikTok teens "Hey, this communist (CCP) app is perfect for us!"

    • @abelremark7446
      @abelremark7446 12 днів тому +4

      Holy crap, thanks for the update. 😬

    • @NigelWood117
      @NigelWood117 12 днів тому

      ​@@tystkanin9996🫣😔😔 This is what happens when they fail to educate the young in our country.

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 12 днів тому +2

      Actually its called: Xiaohongshu in Chinese... All Glory to the coming Leader!

    • @elebenty5709
      @elebenty5709 12 днів тому +5

      Not just teens, my 26-year-old said the dying app is filled with screenshots from users and their personal spies. Some are jokes, but the either way the users were not just teens. They aren't going to Instagram (because meta) and even folks on both platforms for business have said that Instagram changed the algorithm so that your followers may never see your posts.
      Also, they are nostalgic for Vine.

  • @joergmaass
    @joergmaass 12 днів тому +12

    Apparently, by how the eagle looks, he tried the prosthesis already...

  • @vidguy007
    @vidguy007 12 днів тому +12

    They should ban Facebook

  • @MatthewODuncan
    @MatthewODuncan 11 днів тому +4

    It's going to be awhile before I can go to Walmart again. Nope, still can't unsee that.

  • @mjhden
    @mjhden 12 днів тому +37

    Walmart logo got fatter to reflect it's customer base.

  • @MizuMing
    @MizuMing 12 днів тому +10

    2:56
    Which is why many stores here have switched to straws made out of Straw. All natural, no chemicals and biodegradable. 🤷

    • @SmellsLikeBrass
      @SmellsLikeBrass 12 днів тому +1

      what a coincidence that straw is already named after the tubes that help 3 year olds to drink without making a mess.

    • @MizuMing
      @MizuMing 12 днів тому +1

      @SmellsLikeBrass Isn't it great? And they won't get stuck in the nostrils of sea turtles either. 😀
      Straw, the original straws. Learning from the past, but only repeating the good stuff. Next they need to bring back Jute, it's what everybody used before plastic bags.

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 12 днів тому +1

      @@MizuMing ...and hemp instead of polyacrylics :)

    • @MizuMing
      @MizuMing 12 днів тому

      @dayegilharno4988 I actually like hemp, it's like chewing on little pieces of pecan or walnut, just chopped up a very finely. 🤔

  • @DylanRiley2011
    @DylanRiley2011 11 днів тому +1

    This is the funniest Meanwhile in a very long time 😅 God, it was relentless. So well-written and performed

  • @GameOfDepth
    @GameOfDepth 11 днів тому +9

    David Lynch was the embodiment of unique perspective, empathy and self discovery.
    Good Show.

  • @apollomiller6207
    @apollomiller6207 10 днів тому +1

    Literally clapped at this meanwhile opening🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinmas299
    @justinmas299 10 днів тому +3

    The dad from alf would make a great president.

  • @Autohagiographer23
    @Autohagiographer23 9 днів тому +1

    "They're eating the squirrels!"

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess
    @AccelerateYourSuccess 12 днів тому +18

    Bamboo straws are a great alternative.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 12 днів тому +7

      If fast-food places went with coffee-cup-style lids, where you peel pack part of the edge to drink the beverage, we wouldn't need straws.

  • @MLBrooks-g3u
    @MLBrooks-g3u 12 днів тому +5

    I solved the straw problem. I don't use them. I learned to drink a soda without having the ice shift and make the drink tsunami me,.

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 11 днів тому +1

    Steve -- you portrayed a mighty fine perched eagle!

  • @tomastedeschini5541
    @tomastedeschini5541 7 днів тому

    I'm astonished by how many times in his chaotic life Stephen had to fight packs of raccons off !!

  • @ComfyChroma
    @ComfyChroma 11 днів тому +1

    I see Louis Cato rocking that new Jack White signature guitar from Fender. Nice 👍

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 12 днів тому +2

    There's almost no meat on a squirrel. 🐿️

  • @mayra3277
    @mayra3277 9 днів тому

    That intro was gold again. And yes, the Pashupatina temple is pretty impressive :)

  • @IMSerious209
    @IMSerious209 11 днів тому +3

    Eating squirrels and raccoons? What else does that dude put on his menu, cats and dogs?

  • @sandyescoto5060
    @sandyescoto5060 8 днів тому +1

    David lynch is irreplaceable! So sad! On another note, today Jan. 20th was only for Martin Luther King Jr. Celebrating a real man that deserves all respect!

  • @vickiwalker3486
    @vickiwalker3486 9 днів тому

    Thankful for your words, Robert. Yes, the good persists.

  • @justadad6677
    @justadad6677 12 днів тому +5

    Love that stars are fine with admitting they are users of drugs. But for the general worker this is looked as a crime that sends you to prison. Make it make sense.

  • @JasonCole_TheVeil
    @JasonCole_TheVeil 12 днів тому +4

    RIP David Lynch
    I feel like I've just had a second helping of garmonbozia.

  • @Trippy_Space_Bunny
    @Trippy_Space_Bunny 10 днів тому +1

    Meta can take a hike, especially after what we’ve learned about messages. I will never use a meta product ever again.

  • @MrJommins
    @MrJommins 12 днів тому +9

    I can’t believe I never noticed the Walmart logo was a cat’s butt hole. Now that’s all I’m ever gonna see for eternity..

    • @Sometimes-even-lyrical
      @Sometimes-even-lyrical 12 днів тому +1

      That's the one thing in this "Meanwhile" that made me literally laugh out loud. The rest... meh.

  • @Fourleggedfreak
    @Fourleggedfreak 11 днів тому +2

    use metal or silicone straws or nothing at all 🙃👍🏻

  • @lifewuzonceezr
    @lifewuzonceezr 12 днів тому +2

    😂 I had my 9th birthday in Kathmandu..love this intro! ❤

  • @KarstenJohansson
    @KarstenJohansson 11 днів тому +1

    I remember David Letterman always had a different job title every night. I used to think it would have been someone's hobby to collect and list them. David was always about lists. The Meanwhile intro is like an extreme version of Letterman's nightly job title.

  • @kevinsmith5318
    @kevinsmith5318 9 днів тому

    Stephen has the best writers and the best delivery.

  • @liddybird3608
    @liddybird3608 12 днів тому +2

    "Leaky gutter-hut of news." Poetry!

  • @NotSoMuchFrankly
    @NotSoMuchFrankly 12 днів тому +2

    Hey, Walmart! If you're gonna keep the cat butt you may as well add some "marble-sized mystery balls" for a change. Just give the people what they want, dammit!

  • @MarineMike
    @MarineMike 12 днів тому +12

    I'm more worried about the GLUE the straws are held together with, rather than the paper itself.

    • @claireingles-sj6xz
      @claireingles-sj6xz 12 днів тому +4

      Hence the "forever chemicals" Colbert was referring to.

    • @MarineMike
      @MarineMike 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@claireingles-sj6xz nah brah, he never mentioned the glue, just the taste of paper. He also never said where the study found the chemicals were coming from, could be from the paint on the straws too.

  • @wasseofficial
    @wasseofficial 11 днів тому +1

    Okay now I know I watch this show too much. That Meanwhile intro has been used before. Am I right?

  • @tsarstepan
    @tsarstepan 12 днів тому +10

    How many tens of millions of dollars did Walmart throw away at a design firm to make those logo changes?

    • @jmalexander131
      @jmalexander131 11 днів тому +3

      Some Walton grandchild just graduated college with a degree in commercial graphics and now has a resume bullet point.

  • @DavidWinstead
    @DavidWinstead 12 днів тому +2

    I love shopping at "Cat Butthole-Mart"! Great place...

    • @崔莱
      @崔莱 10 днів тому

      well, too bad for you, from now on you'll need to switch to "Newly rebranded Cat Butthole - in *BOLD*"

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden 12 днів тому +4

    Absolutely agree with your description of Coors Light. I remember drinking it in some beach ball thing I believe. That stuff is kinda hard on the remembering.

    • @Inert18
      @Inert18 12 днів тому +1

      As they say in Australia "Drinking Coors Light is like making love in a canoe, it's fucking close to water"

  • @deborahkogan8742
    @deborahkogan8742 11 днів тому

    A riot! Thank you!

  • @alexdrummond3848
    @alexdrummond3848 9 днів тому

    Meanwhile? woah, we're so back. that rant intro breh. loud applause.

  • @emowischmopp
    @emowischmopp 12 днів тому +1

    Someone should animate these Meanwhiles with a little cartoon Colbert! So much potential! 😄

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs 11 днів тому +1

    The new platform is Chinese? Don't they know why Tik Tok is being banned? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lynwilson4773
    @lynwilson4773 10 днів тому +2

    I will be observing MLK Day, and NOT watching anything to do the inauguration of the Orange Traitor...

  • @blueice35270
    @blueice35270 12 днів тому +2

    "something for the birdies to perch on" ( Roxanne with Steve Martin)

  • @evelynreynolds1447
    @evelynreynolds1447 11 днів тому +1

    How much did Walmart pay for the new rebranding???

  • @kasahadragon9499
    @kasahadragon9499 12 днів тому +4

    I'm guessing the glue and chemicals in modern straws are what makes them go soggy so quickly. We didn't have that problem with the old paper straws (before plastic ones were a thing), it would take forever for them to go soggy.

  • @shayway2k
    @shayway2k 11 днів тому

    I almost cried while Stephen acknowledged David Lynch

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 10 днів тому +3

    If you want to save the oceans, don't use a plastic straw, stop eating seafood. Plastic straws make up less than 1% of ocean plastics while the discarded materials of the fishing industry make up almost 60%.

  • @gsburek4345
    @gsburek4345 11 днів тому +2

    Should we be concerned with the special envoy; Stallone voight and Gibson who will be agent orange’s eyes and ears in Hollywood?

    • @skippykaufman4436
      @skippykaufman4436 11 днів тому

      I donno. They’re old-timers. How many remaining fans? Are they picking up any new fans? Difficult to say which one is the most embarrassingly cringey.

    • @toddklempan105
      @toddklempan105 11 днів тому

      That’d be Voight

  • @aweescotsdog8358
    @aweescotsdog8358 12 днів тому +2

    Allowing an Eagle to perch on your bonus is not recommended.

  • @genghis_connie
    @genghis_connie 12 днів тому +2

    This segment made me fall in love with Stephen’s delivery and the collective humor. And, damn, I am really, really bummed about David Lynch. Sad and angry and sad. Colbert cohort have said it any better. i don’t think one can really discuss his work or philosophy or philosophy and practice without taking (well-deserved) hours upon hours .

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 8 днів тому

    I don't shop at Walmart I only shop at S Mart.
    Shop smart, shop at S Mart! 🤣

  • @tjCAUk
    @tjCAUk 11 днів тому +3

    straws? right up there with m + m characters, windmills and L A. on the maga-hate charts. Fdjt

  • @BoomBillion
    @BoomBillion 11 днів тому

    🤣The best thing about TikTok bye bye is we will finally not see news headlines starting with "tiktok influencer murdrd, or given a dui, or found panhandling. they will just be normal people again with no headlines.

  • @GrimJerr
    @GrimJerr 11 днів тому +1

    1:55 Meanwhile

  • @itsallGudmin
    @itsallGudmin 11 днів тому

    As a Nepalese those references was a wild welcome ❤😂😂

  • @Badshatv99
    @Badshatv99 10 днів тому

    Beautiful program ❤