I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- If my tavern was on Yelp, it would get -10,000 out of 5 stars and I couldn't be more proud.
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I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn - Let's Game It Out
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ABOUT THIS GAME:
Crossroads Inn is a real-time management sim with role-playing games elements. The game consists of two unique modes offering totally different experiences.
In Sandbox mode gamers will focus solely on managing their business and economy - to build their very own tavern, hire and oversee staff, manage the supply chains and create new dish recipes. In Campaign mode, micromanagement is just a prelude to a rich story as the kingdom is in turmoil and a shift of power is expected. Your Inn will soon attract the attention of important political and military figures, who are desperately trying to hold on to the reins of power. Gamers will become part of a large-scale drama full of political intrigues, vivid characters, treacherous NPC’s and dangerous quests inspired by RPG games - You will even have a damsel in distress to save!
A List Of Features Includes:
Real-time management sim and RPG in one!
Two distinct game modes: an epic Campaign mode with a non-linear story (12 different endings!) and nearly endless Sandbox mode dedicated to hardcore sim fans
A rich and detailed lore with feuding factions and powerful organizations - choose to forge alliances or work against others in an original low fantasy setting
Once in a lifetime culinary adventure designed in cooperation with the experts from Nerds’ Kitchen! Discover recipes, create new dishes and serve varied menus to attract different social groups
A complex tavern economy simulation with various groups of customers, special guests, unique and regular employees, dozens of resources and facilities to build and develop - all binded together with a network of reliances
Original soundtrack composed by talented team including Marcin Przybyłowicz (The Witcher 3) and recorded with traditional folk instruments from various cultures and eras
Expanded in-game culinary recipes along with a fully developed nutritional system created to influence relationships with different guests and fractions
Extensive in-game editor that allows to fully modify game and to create your own campaigns, scenarios and adventures with access to all game assets
huh, i have "be tormented by josh" at the top of my super duper secret diary, what a coincidence!
Did you enjoy your small room? :-)
I ship it.
Im looking for you under every single vid and im allways disapointed when theres no grace for josh to torture ^^
You are the most important person.
I'm new, where did these "Grace" jokes come from?
Not just your commitment, but your aptitude to find ways to break all these games you play is absolutely incredible
.
So true
@@keanunakasato9778 that was really inspirational what you just said thanks and i mean it
hey ive seen you in a hololive video
I was inspired by him to play prison architect, I rule a no escape prison where I just beat my prisoners and force them to work lol
It's quite insane that you almost managed to go bankrupt in sandbox mode. They gave you a million coins to start with, you ended up with 23000. Of course most of the coins were spent for a certain fleet full of water.
and torture
"fleet of water" i do believe the word 'ocean' exists
@@benjaminnewlon7865 I do believe he's referring to the fleet of ships carrying buckets of water... not the body of water they're sailing on, which, btw, was a lake. ;)
@@benjaminnewlon7865 wait... How does replacing the words "fleets of water" with ocean does make sense?
@@DaveyKanabus love it when some people try correct someone to sound smart and ends up looking like a idiot. 🤣
I can't believe that, for years, I've been watching people try to actually play games correctly. What a sucker I was! Josh has shown me the light.
Same!! I never thought playing games this way will be more fun. Specially how he does. I'm glad I found this channel!
yes very true
Welcome to the light side
Very true!
We have no light here
But we have no limits to the darkness you will find here
I swear, Josh is the only UA-camr with an over the top thumbnail picture that turns out to actually be real and not just click bait 🤣🤣🤣
true so true
@@HappyBeezerStudios wait, really?
@@renrenisweird Not only is it on the steam page, it's the *first* picture on the steam page
@@dawnraider0072 oml it's real lmao
Also his titles
I love how he built up metric tons of medieval clout just by firing Bert.
and he never even left
this is really funny for me because Bert is the name of my boss where i work. XD
This guy makes a perfect game tester. He will torture the software until it tells him its very last secret.
I personally believe that that's why game devs give him keys, so he can torture test their games for them, lol.
@@denniselliott27 Definitely, I've been making a game for years, and right now I can't bear playing my own game for longer than 10 minutes. Play tester is probably the most underappreciated job in game development.
@@Capumaraca hiring remote play testers? XD
@@denniselliott27 more like, free publicity
@@Capumaraca And game industry faces huge consequence for lacking good testers and people who patch bug - broken games for years since release.
"Hey, check out this sweet bug i found" might be the best phrase ever on this channel.
Lmaoo
I think that’s why people give him keys to their games lol
I think it is more of a catch phrase
Sure, that’s good, but I still prefer his “is there a limit....?”
I would love to watch a live reaction video from the developers watching this video. Or any of his videos for that matter.
YEP
Booyyyy
Please Josh make it happen
Same
Haha yessss that would be epic every thirty seconds just screaming WHY!?!?!?!
"i found a glitch to put chairs where ever I want"
"i found a glitch where i can place anything slightly out of the build area"
"i found a glitch to place things everywhere"
"I found a glitch to place things in the real world."
@@madsmatthews8363 uh-
Him after finding a glitch:
GLORY TO ARTZTOTSKA
_Game developer died of heart attack_
....and the game crashed
I found a glitch where you can _____________
...and the game crashed
"Im glad we have it and didn't earn it the right way" is such a powerful phrase.
whenever the game allows a mile-long name, you know it's gonna be good, at least if Josh gets his hands on it.
I'm surprised he didn't try to go longer
I'm always disappointed when he doesn't try that.
Even better if the game somehow repeats that name later. So it's just a window that goes off the screen trying to pleasure your inner role-player.
Lunch Time MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (reference to 1 of his vids)
@@iulia5665 which one was that?
The iconic ending line "So I think we've done as much damage as we could do here..."
And I'll see you... next time!
Josh, I just recently discovered your channel, but I'm watching your videos almost every day. I've watched some videos twice allready. . Thank you for the good quality content, you're doing a really good job! I'm gonna watch this one now, and then sleep. Good night!
yes. He is very much like a hidden gem of youtube. Everything he has done is awesome and super well done!
Same. I pretty much die laughing every video.
@@Alexander-nd5de agreed. He has phenomenal content.
I enjoyed you little journal update there
To tell you the truth I have never laughed so hard in my life watching other people reviewing games, I almost choked on my saliva and I could not breathe. I discovered his channel like the day before yesterday and I have been binge watching it ever since. He is so natural, not a try-hard at all and surely deserves more recognition.
Other players: ugh I hate glitches, hope there aren't many...
LGIO: *give me all the glitches, I wish to experience every one*
Not-glitchless speedrunners: *pokes head in through 1 pixel gap in wall*
I love how he always makes mazes, I always find it funny and entertaining that he does.
We all know that random lady is actually Grace
I concur.
@@LetsGameItOut Josh we really are missing Grace and the torture..... Its been 3 videos at a straight where you didn't punished Grace.............
Please do punish her and if possible punish me (Safi) too in your next video.........
She's learned that the only way not to lose is to just not play.
@@LetsGameItOut I agree
Hey Emma, do you wanna be by Grace?
Buckle up! Glitches guide us all the way to victory.
*In game bugs?*
More like, _its free real estate._ *wink*
when you use glitches to play the game. Y o u a r e a g a m e r
You have no idea how good your vids make me feel! Thx for the feels
Please more
^w^
"You did it game, you got me to make concessions for you." Meanwhile, the game is just crying in binary until it crashes again
"I can sadly conclude, they never die"
I actually love the drinking alone in a quiet room concept
English Navy: We're the most powerful navy in the middle ages!
Kerrbal's limitless armada of merchant ships: Holdeth mine mead.
Rei I don’t think it was the Middle Ages, more like 1800 right after the Napoleonic war.
Dang. My Euro history's getting rusty.
Need more boosters.
@AWZool | Wrong, MOAR BOOSTER!!!
@@throwaway80345 Right.. and struts, moar struts!
I like how the game tries to revolt, then crashes
Ahhhh, glad to be here for another episode of “how to torture NPCs”... the saga continues.
Sam Bev. It’s so beautiful! 😂
Well, thanks to Grace
One of my favorite pastimes
2:53
"Hey! I'm claustrophobic... I think."
"This is not funny!"
"Let me out!"
16:05 so the ship is legit transporting water on a DAMN RIVER
"and the game crashed" is becoming his moto 😂
This dude pushes it to the limit 😂
Its Already His Motto He Says It On EVERY Single Vid
@@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 almost every single video
Not quite as iconic as "is there a limit", but still a classic
7:00 The game became sentient, realize what you were doing, then offed itself (crashed) before you could make it worse.
I applaud you, good sir.
Josh's neighbor:Oh boy, someone is going to open a tavern right next to me, how nice of him, it will help our city to prosper, increase people happiness and make my land more valuable, such a good man.
Josh's neighbor at the end: OH GOD WHY?
plot twist: its actually Josh's house
@@cathie9504 josh must be some sort of wizard because he has over 36 gigs of RAM on a high end computer in medieval ages.
I now actually feel bad
i like to think that he woke up, looked out the window, and then just. saw the water, everywhere
Josh: what are you afraid of?
Me:They're afraid of you.
“Hey medieval Luigi are u gonna sit next to the guy with a traffic cone on his head?”
😂
Something about that, while they sit in the foggiest, smokiest room gets me.
"So after keeping these people trapped overnight, I can sadly conclude they never die."
That is one of the Joshiest statements ever.
Really made me nostalgic for the old Sims games.
This sort of looks fun, in a terrible way, and I might even try it.
thank god for piratebay :P
6:04 Guy sitting: "Here, have a hug."
15:33 "Just how big can this pile goes?" A question that strikes fear into the heart of every single game dev out there
This man is the most underrated UA-camr out there
Edit: Y’all need to stop acting like you are smart for pointing out his current subscriber count. I made this comment almost a year ago and his sub count was way different then (it wouldn’t hurt for him to have more attention though). I don’t want to have to change my notification settings so I don’t get constantly reminded you can read a number and repeat it back to someone.
This vid has like 2 million views, thats a lot
paloma punto y coma I feel like this video had a lot less views 8 months ago
I Agree
Clockwork_Myr agreeded
Such amazing content recently discovered him ran out of shows on netflix and this is truly better than any thing I've watched this has been an amazing i will continue to
1:07 someone make this into a gif quick!
Here you go. media.giphy.com/media/W6pVrpBnmn2bncvKO9/giphy.gif
@@LetsGameItOut Damn, Josh has absolutely no chill
@@LetsGameItOut You're the hero we don't deserve...
@@LetsGameItOut Perfect.
Hey uh...how'd you do that? With the making of the gif outta the things you recently seen? Did you know gif sounds like Jif? That's peanut butter.
Whenever I see your notification I'm like what game is about to......die
So you have chosen ... death
don’t we all
It's like this forgone conclusion I look forward to, every week!
You remember this game about internet cafe, where Josh imprisoned every npc? They update this. So maybe is just underpay game testing?
This is sooo funny. I dont watch comedy movies because they dont amuse me, but this does so much. This is the type of humour that catches me - real (for me), non political, non sexist, just pure amusement. I dont remember laughing that hard.
"Was it just knowing you couldn't leave that was the problem? And now that you can, you just feel safe in there?" I can't believe this game accurately models human need for control
Jesus, that mess after the hiring will haunt me for ages.
You mean basically the entire video?
"It's like Ikea but in medieval times" that sentence will stay with me forever now
"Look at how dejected these people look when they're not actively drinking"
Relatable.
5:56 "Finger across throat means death"
*-Drax, from Guardians Of The Galaxy*
Just got to say the commentary, content and editing is a full 10/10 for entertainment and quality. Literally found this channel today.
I just found out recently that my girlfriend’s dad also watches this channel and now I’m 100% she’s the one
You mean _he's_ the one, right?
r/suddenlygay lol
@@lpharmer3496 no, he means that his girlfriend's dad watches this, so that means like father like daughter, she's the on for him.
@@benjaminnewlon7865 Oh I see. Thank's Ben
But what if she hated them? Just because the dad likes it doesn't mean the daughter does.... Your logic is flawed..
Just here to listen to Josh laugh and to watch "Grace" get boxed in with Body Odour Bert xD
"Hey there, it's Josh" and the day gets better immediately
"Let's celebrate by giving you an another downvote"
-Reddit every year
Let's celebrate your meme...By doing it with youtube, too!
5:39 you just need some "encouragement" why i felt so real in real life
“And you, stop that! This is a family establishment!” Had me rolling 😂
"Let's see how many things we can shove into this tiny little space."
My Friday nights.
Sounds fun, can I join?
That ending with milions of ships going towards your town really cracked me up.
The fact that they are sailing a huge distance on a lake to deliver water is even funnier.
Im imagining the ships are so densely pacted that at this points it’s essentially a bridge
Right at 13:56, I accidentally dropped my phone screen-side down, and the last thing I heard before it turned itself off was a slightly disappointed "Oh...goodnight."
Underrated comment
The guy who's trying to do things while sleeping every few seconds is literally me when I'm in sleep paralysis
i like how those gameplays can help the dev's to fix their bugs, lol
You think any of this will get fixed? Clearly you are new to the Internet.
but who knows... it it's probably a indie game, their devs must be waiting for someone to find problems so they can fix and then practice more :v
I’ve never found a channel that literally makes me laugh so hard my tear ducts start hurting! Literally just binged all of your videos and I can’t thank you enough for the laughs. Definitely needed it!
That’s a new comedy genre.
so the youtube algorithm gods recommended me this channel, and this guy is the best game tester ever.
Same :D
old accounts :0
16:45 there was a war of the bucket... But I remember it somewhat different
Josh: (hires everyone in the hiring menu)
:All the people get combined into one being
Josh: Ah yes, Welcome to the team. *and my nightmares*
I love how hilariously chaotic this channel is :)
"...and if I'm lucky a big strong man will watch over me while I sleep."
I'm guessing the girl who lost her will to live is named Grace
The channel I look forward to every week, it’s hilarious! Why isn’t everyone subscribed???
3:06 tito? bro the history fans are loving this
(if you didnt understood, tito was a leader of a country called yugoslavia)
And it also means Uncle in FILIPINO
I watch these videos before bed. I guess that explains the nightmares.
15:23 That excited "Oh yes!" is gold xD
10:47 Did you know that 606 is the original number of the beast? It was changed to 666 because people spelled Nero's name differently.
12:15
The line " it's like Ikea in medical times " killed me
I think he said medieval
4:37
“Medieval Luigi” is probably the best insult I have heard in a while- the second best was “Rip-off Flowey”
Everytime I think josh did a enough job of breaking the game and making it hilarious, he does like 3000 times more of that
*tycoon game exists*
Let’s Game It Out: “it’s free real estate”
You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free!
once you figure out the exploits, the real estate literally is free
"This requires a man-pile of stretching"
-Josh, 2019
"Ah, yes! welcome to the team! and also my nightmare."
Josh - 2019
The neighbors have a fort wall because it's you playing the game so they know what's coming.
4:50 thats a hell of a quote
I need 'How's it going Medieval Luigi' on a postcard
I was laughing so hard when that dude was kicking the candles and falling asleep at the same time. My chest hurts 😂😂😂
2:44 I laughed so hard I bet my neighbours heard it lmao
"I don't know what it is but I'm glad I got it the wrong way" is kind of your theme
Your ability to turn every game into a disaster is a rare gift from gods.
I laughed so hard at 13:34 it was just too funny! Keep up the good work!😆😆😁
"even the river is covered in buckets" 16:35
haha funny quote 16 minutes into a video posted 3 minutes ago
Lol
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 why thank you
Your name is slowing down my computer, Holy crap
this game actually looks great, I am just as shocked as impressed with your ability to crush every game you're playing xD
4:36 "how's going medival luigi" XD I'm dying
He does look a bit like Luigi tho...
"I swear that inn was possessed, there is a really evil chaotic spirit haunting it" -customers of Scurvy Tavern
are we just gonna ignore the floating bear rug at 13:05?
13:25 is the best line in this whole video
8:37
𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭.
6:59 you know its serious when the game starts fighting back against Josh
13:46 *LAZINESS INCREASED TO 100*
The “oh god yes” is the best beginning part to any video he does lol
Ah, the classic Josh wrist flick. Chairs for days
AT 1:31 IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES
FIRST GIRAFFE HYDRAS NOW HUMAN HYDRAS
5:20 i guess her name was Grace :V
I'm pretty sure the guy putting out the fire in 11:36 is Jim Carrey
yep, confirmed. he is in desguise.
The level of childishness of the things he does is literally me
"I've dismantled everything and they just won't leave"
Welcome to the events industry
3:05 Madog’s mother when he was hired to work work for a maniac: “I JUST LOST MADOOOOG! N****, MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHASE THE BAG!!🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I love the cadence of his voice, like how he gets into a sort of teasing sing-song mode that a school bully would want to emulate immediately.
"Maybe he just needs some encouragement"
*Proceeds to scold him*
I like how normally NPCs function as intended and yet Josh somehow always finds a way to break them