I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • If my tavern was on Yelp, it would get -10,000 out of 5 stars and I couldn't be more proud.
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    I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn - Let's Game It Out
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    ABOUT THIS GAME:
    Crossroads Inn is a real-time management sim with role-playing games elements. The game consists of two unique modes offering totally different experiences.
    In Sandbox mode gamers will focus solely on managing their business and economy - to build their very own tavern, hire and oversee staff, manage the supply chains and create new dish recipes. In Campaign mode, micromanagement is just a prelude to a rich story as the kingdom is in turmoil and a shift of power is expected. Your Inn will soon attract the attention of important political and military figures, who are desperately trying to hold on to the reins of power. Gamers will become part of a large-scale drama full of political intrigues, vivid characters, treacherous NPC’s and dangerous quests inspired by RPG games - You will even have a damsel in distress to save!
    A List Of Features Includes:
    Real-time management sim and RPG in one!
    Two distinct game modes: an epic Campaign mode with a non-linear story (12 different endings!) and nearly endless Sandbox mode dedicated to hardcore sim fans
    A rich and detailed lore with feuding factions and powerful organizations - choose to forge alliances or work against others in an original low fantasy setting
    Once in a lifetime culinary adventure designed in cooperation with the experts from Nerds’ Kitchen! Discover recipes, create new dishes and serve varied menus to attract different social groups
    A complex tavern economy simulation with various groups of customers, special guests, unique and regular employees, dozens of resources and facilities to build and develop - all binded together with a network of reliances
    Original soundtrack composed by talented team including Marcin Przybyłowicz (The Witcher 3) and recorded with traditional folk instruments from various cultures and eras
    Expanded in-game culinary recipes along with a fully developed nutritional system created to influence relationships with different guests and fractions
    Extensive in-game editor that allows to fully modify game and to create your own campaigns, scenarios and adventures with access to all game assets

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  • @graceg.6040
    @graceg.6040 4 роки тому +14216

    huh, i have "be tormented by josh" at the top of my super duper secret diary, what a coincidence!

    • @garrettk7166
      @garrettk7166 4 роки тому +508

      Did you enjoy your small room? :-)

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 4 роки тому +430

      I ship it.

    • @Mucke454
      @Mucke454 4 роки тому +598

      Im looking for you under every single vid and im allways disapointed when theres no grace for josh to torture ^^

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 роки тому +208

      You are the most important person.

    • @skunko1871
      @skunko1871 4 роки тому +149

      I'm new, where did these "Grace" jokes come from?

  • @flo__0116
    @flo__0116 4 роки тому +2848

    It's quite insane that you almost managed to go bankrupt in sandbox mode. They gave you a million coins to start with, you ended up with 23000. Of course most of the coins were spent for a certain fleet full of water.

    • @mikealberts993
      @mikealberts993 4 роки тому +86

      and torture

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 4 роки тому +141

      "fleet of water" i do believe the word 'ocean' exists

    • @DaveyKanabus
      @DaveyKanabus 4 роки тому +113

      @@benjaminnewlon7865 I do believe he's referring to the fleet of ships carrying buckets of water... not the body of water they're sailing on, which, btw, was a lake. ;)

    • @kucingtepijalan3459
      @kucingtepijalan3459 4 роки тому +46

      @@benjaminnewlon7865 wait... How does replacing the words "fleets of water" with ocean does make sense?

    • @SindreEide93
      @SindreEide93 4 роки тому +77

      @@DaveyKanabus love it when some people try correct someone to sound smart and ends up looking like a idiot. 🤣

  • @heli88
    @heli88 4 роки тому +3311

    I can't believe that, for years, I've been watching people try to actually play games correctly. What a sucker I was! Josh has shown me the light.

    • @farzana_614
      @farzana_614 3 роки тому +81

      Same!! I never thought playing games this way will be more fun. Specially how he does. I'm glad I found this channel!

    • @tmg1019
      @tmg1019 3 роки тому +13

      yes very true

    • @Im_Cr0c
      @Im_Cr0c 3 роки тому +26

      Welcome to the light side

    • @wisteriafleur3522
      @wisteriafleur3522 3 роки тому +5

      Very true!

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 роки тому +22

      We have no light here
      But we have no limits to the darkness you will find here

  • @gabrielvanderschmidt2301
    @gabrielvanderschmidt2301 4 роки тому +6198

    This guy makes a perfect game tester. He will torture the software until it tells him its very last secret.

    • @denniselliott27
      @denniselliott27 4 роки тому +567

      I personally believe that that's why game devs give him keys, so he can torture test their games for them, lol.

    • @Capumaraca
      @Capumaraca 4 роки тому +384

      @@denniselliott27 Definitely, I've been making a game for years, and right now I can't bear playing my own game for longer than 10 minutes. Play tester is probably the most underappreciated job in game development.

    • @jwpipes47
      @jwpipes47 4 роки тому +38

      @@Capumaraca hiring remote play testers? XD

    • @faisfaizal5194
      @faisfaizal5194 4 роки тому +45

      @@denniselliott27 more like, free publicity

    • @Aredein
      @Aredein 4 роки тому +83

      @@Capumaraca And game industry faces huge consequence for lacking good testers and people who patch bug - broken games for years since release.

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 3 роки тому +4972

    Not just your commitment, but your aptitude to find ways to break all these games you play is absolutely incredible

    • @keanunakasato9778
      @keanunakasato9778 3 роки тому +13

      .

    • @Youtubehandle536
      @Youtubehandle536 3 роки тому +11

      So true

    • @K_on_K
      @K_on_K 3 роки тому +32

      @@keanunakasato9778 that was really inspirational what you just said thanks and i mean it

    • @d13g0wwryy5
      @d13g0wwryy5 3 роки тому

      hey ive seen you in a hololive video

    • @theholyimbaness9370
      @theholyimbaness9370 3 роки тому +7

      I was inspired by him to play prison architect, I rule a no escape prison where I just beat my prisoners and force them to work lol

  • @mr.skeemz4530
    @mr.skeemz4530 3 роки тому +6190

    I swear, Josh is the only UA-camr with an over the top thumbnail picture that turns out to actually be real and not just click bait 🤣🤣🤣

    • @simolsen
      @simolsen 3 роки тому +105

      true so true

    • @renrenisweird
      @renrenisweird 3 роки тому +52

      @@HappyBeezerStudios wait, really?

    • @dawnraider0072
      @dawnraider0072 3 роки тому +168

      @@renrenisweird Not only is it on the steam page, it's the *first* picture on the steam page

    • @renrenisweird
      @renrenisweird 3 роки тому +40

      @@dawnraider0072 oml it's real lmao

    • @aronnalmeida7621
      @aronnalmeida7621 3 роки тому +32

      Also his titles

  • @commandernomad2817
    @commandernomad2817 4 роки тому +2586

    "Hey, check out this sweet bug i found" might be the best phrase ever on this channel.

    • @TELEPATHICG0AT
      @TELEPATHICG0AT 4 роки тому +6

      Lmaoo

    • @Harrison3579
      @Harrison3579 4 роки тому +54

      I think that’s why people give him keys to their games lol

    • @flameduel7163
      @flameduel7163 4 роки тому +9

      I think it is more of a catch phrase

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 3 роки тому +8

      Sure, that’s good, but I still prefer his “is there a limit....?”

  • @kyleromard5508
    @kyleromard5508 4 роки тому +4004

    I would love to watch a live reaction video from the developers watching this video. Or any of his videos for that matter.

  • @chbrules
    @chbrules 4 роки тому +4980

    The cruel irony is that everyone inside was dying of thirst.

    • @TheThingattheEndoftheBook
      @TheThingattheEndoftheBook 4 роки тому +38

      Have you actually played this game? Are they still updating it?

    • @athafebriansyah7898
      @athafebriansyah7898 4 роки тому +16

      69th likes

    • @chad912
      @chad912 4 роки тому +25

      @@TheThingattheEndoftheBook it was released like a month ago, it should still be getting updates. Also if you actually want to know just search for it on steam

    • @nottooshabby8456
      @nottooshabby8456 4 роки тому +10

      The only reason I'm not liking your post is because the number's at 665

    • @bonnieroach2647
      @bonnieroach2647 4 роки тому +25

      Johny hot body needs a come back hope people agree

  • @UptightWither
    @UptightWither 4 роки тому +2441

    "i found a glitch to put chairs where ever I want"
    "i found a glitch where i can place anything slightly out of the build area"
    "i found a glitch to place things everywhere"

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 3 роки тому +234

      "I found a glitch to place things in the real world."

    • @wafllesyrup2615
      @wafllesyrup2615 3 роки тому +8

      @@madsmatthews8363 uh-

    • @hinnmanfamily
      @hinnmanfamily 3 роки тому +32

      Him after finding a glitch:
      GLORY TO ARTZTOTSKA

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 3 роки тому +18

      _Game developer died of heart attack_

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 3 роки тому +13

      ....and the game crashed
      I found a glitch where you can _____________
      ...and the game crashed

  • @Cypherwraith001
    @Cypherwraith001 3 роки тому +696

    I love how he built up metric tons of medieval clout just by firing Bert.

    • @salad5067
      @salad5067 2 роки тому +40

      and he never even left

    • @MrSirWivd
      @MrSirWivd Рік тому +10

      this is really funny for me because Bert is the name of my boss where i work. XD

  • @lucianoariasduval
    @lucianoariasduval 4 роки тому +1423

    whenever the game allows a mile-long name, you know it's gonna be good, at least if Josh gets his hands on it.

    • @rbnswartz
      @rbnswartz 4 роки тому +34

      I'm surprised he didn't try to go longer

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 роки тому +6

      I'm always disappointed when he doesn't try that.

    • @TheNoNameHere
      @TheNoNameHere 4 роки тому +21

      Even better if the game somehow repeats that name later. So it's just a window that goes off the screen trying to pleasure your inner role-player.

    • @iulia5665
      @iulia5665 4 роки тому +8

      Lunch Time MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (reference to 1 of his vids)

    • @Scnottaken
      @Scnottaken 4 роки тому +1

      @@iulia5665 which one was that?

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 4 роки тому +733

    English Navy: We're the most powerful navy in the middle ages!
    Kerrbal's limitless armada of merchant ships: Holdeth mine mead.

    • @dylancarroll4623
      @dylancarroll4623 4 роки тому +7

      Rei I don’t think it was the Middle Ages, more like 1800 right after the Napoleonic war.

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 4 роки тому +5

      Dang. My Euro history's getting rusty.

    • @AWZool
      @AWZool 4 роки тому +7

      Need more boosters.

    • @throwaway80345
      @throwaway80345 4 роки тому +5

      @AWZool | Wrong, MOAR BOOSTER!!!

    • @AWZool
      @AWZool 4 роки тому +4

      @@throwaway80345 Right.. and struts, moar struts!

  • @MysteriousYou2br
    @MysteriousYou2br 4 роки тому +1767

    Josh: Accidentally covers stairs
    Random Lady: *anything can be stairs if you try hard enough*

    • @apainintheass4951
      @apainintheass4951 3 роки тому +18

      *9:55*

    • @springyslinky2190
      @springyslinky2190 3 роки тому +25

      country girls make do

    • @echoes-q6l
      @echoes-q6l 2 роки тому +16

      that lady was probably... Grace

    • @ArtyMars
      @ArtyMars Рік тому +5

      She really just, walked over a fireplace twice her height hahaha

    • @jacobkeegan721
      @jacobkeegan721 Рік тому +3

      "...Aaannd she's buuuying a stairway to heaven!..." - Led Zeppelin

  • @permberd4185
    @permberd4185 3 роки тому +354

    "Im glad we have it and didn't earn it the right way" is such a powerful phrase.

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 3 роки тому +96

    Other players: ugh I hate glitches, hope there aren't many...
    LGIO: *give me all the glitches, I wish to experience every one*

    • @_Sparky144
      @_Sparky144 19 днів тому +1

      Not-glitchless speedrunners: *pokes head in through 1 pixel gap in wall*

  • @AlabasterJazz
    @AlabasterJazz 4 роки тому +897

    "You did it game, you got me to make concessions for you." Meanwhile, the game is just crying in binary until it crashes again

  • @sadkiwi_
    @sadkiwi_ 4 роки тому +3947

    We all know that random lady is actually Grace

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  4 роки тому +711

      I concur.

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 роки тому +149

      @@LetsGameItOut Josh we really are missing Grace and the torture..... Its been 3 videos at a straight where you didn't punished Grace.............
      Please do punish her and if possible punish me (Safi) too in your next video.........

    • @operator8014
      @operator8014 4 роки тому +74

      She's learned that the only way not to lose is to just not play.

    • @dddubu_
      @dddubu_ 4 роки тому +8

      @@LetsGameItOut I agree

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Emma, do you wanna be by Grace?

  • @TheSambev
    @TheSambev 4 роки тому +853

    Ahhhh, glad to be here for another episode of “how to torture NPCs”... the saga continues.

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 роки тому +77

    2:53
    "Hey! I'm claustrophobic... I think."
    "This is not funny!"
    "Let me out!"

  • @wittymchitty
    @wittymchitty 3 роки тому +29

    Right at 13:56, I accidentally dropped my phone screen-side down, and the last thing I heard before it turned itself off was a slightly disappointed "Oh...goodnight."

  • @Hulfor
    @Hulfor 4 роки тому +557

    Josh's neighbor:Oh boy, someone is going to open a tavern right next to me, how nice of him, it will help our city to prosper, increase people happiness and make my land more valuable, such a good man.
    Josh's neighbor at the end: OH GOD WHY?

    • @cathie9504
      @cathie9504 4 роки тому +21

      plot twist: its actually Josh's house

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 4 роки тому +11

      @@cathie9504 josh must be some sort of wizard because he has over 36 gigs of RAM on a high end computer in medieval ages.

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 4 роки тому +2

      I now actually feel bad

    • @felinoidrose
      @felinoidrose 2 роки тому +3

      i like to think that he woke up, looked out the window, and then just. saw the water, everywhere

  • @djkungpowchicken1063
    @djkungpowchicken1063 4 роки тому +621

    The iconic ending line "So I think we've done as much damage as we could do here..."

    • @J0rask
      @J0rask 4 роки тому +14

      And I'll see you... next time!

  • @Markus13337
    @Markus13337 4 роки тому +1742

    Josh, I just recently discovered your channel, but I'm watching your videos almost every day. I've watched some videos twice allready. . Thank you for the good quality content, you're doing a really good job! I'm gonna watch this one now, and then sleep. Good night!

    • @Alexander-nd5de
      @Alexander-nd5de 4 роки тому +80

      yes. He is very much like a hidden gem of youtube. Everything he has done is awesome and super well done!

    • @DarkExcalibur42
      @DarkExcalibur42 4 роки тому +47

      Same. I pretty much die laughing every video.

    • @garrettk7166
      @garrettk7166 4 роки тому +18

      @@Alexander-nd5de agreed. He has phenomenal content.

    • @arrowsreign12
      @arrowsreign12 4 роки тому +14

      I enjoyed you little journal update there

    • @huyenle7385
      @huyenle7385 4 роки тому +28

      To tell you the truth I have never laughed so hard in my life watching other people reviewing games, I almost choked on my saliva and I could not breathe. I discovered his channel like the day before yesterday and I have been binge watching it ever since. He is so natural, not a try-hard at all and surely deserves more recognition.

  • @randominternetguy3537
    @randominternetguy3537 3 роки тому +76

    "I can sadly conclude, they never die"

  • @Starrsmos
    @Starrsmos Рік тому +3

    Josh: (hires everyone in the hiring menu)
    :All the people get combined into one being
    Josh: Ah yes, Welcome to the team. *and my nightmares*
    I love how hilariously chaotic this channel is :)

  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  4 роки тому +1273

    Buckle up! Glitches guide us all the way to victory.

    • @Jaejin7
      @Jaejin7 4 роки тому +24

      *In game bugs?*
      More like, _its free real estate._ *wink*

    • @yukaina_
      @yukaina_ 4 роки тому +11

      when you use glitches to play the game. Y o u a r e a g a m e r

    • @Johnson849
      @Johnson849 4 роки тому +10

      You have no idea how good your vids make me feel! Thx for the feels

    • @morgan1658
      @morgan1658 4 роки тому +5

      Please more

    • @tag5848
      @tag5848 4 роки тому +2

      ^w^

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 4 роки тому +99

    "So after keeping these people trapped overnight, I can sadly conclude they never die."
    That is one of the Joshiest statements ever.

    • @reklin
      @reklin 3 роки тому +1

      Really made me nostalgic for the old Sims games.

  • @nuulcoolpro
    @nuulcoolpro 4 роки тому +778

    "Let's celebrate by giving you an another downvote"
    -Reddit every year

    • @valcormoore1113
      @valcormoore1113 3 роки тому +2

      Let's celebrate your meme...By doing it with youtube, too!

  • @draconix4131
    @draconix4131 3 роки тому +46

    I love how he always makes mazes, I always find it funny and entertaining that he does.

  • @nuclearpopsiclestand9245
    @nuclearpopsiclestand9245 4 роки тому +195

    7:00 The game became sentient, realize what you were doing, then offed itself (crashed) before you could make it worse.
    I applaud you, good sir.

  • @oliebob1199
    @oliebob1199 4 роки тому +625

    "and the game crashed" is becoming his moto 😂

    • @spacecase7504
      @spacecase7504 4 роки тому +12

      This dude pushes it to the limit 😂

    • @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221
      @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 4 роки тому

      Its Already His Motto He Says It On EVERY Single Vid

    • @WallmartRanger
      @WallmartRanger 4 роки тому

      @@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 almost every single video

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 3 роки тому +1

      Not quite as iconic as "is there a limit", but still a classic

  • @Kawsaki
    @Kawsaki 4 роки тому +468

    I like how the game tries to revolt, then crashes

  • @tomgvaughan
    @tomgvaughan 3 роки тому +130

    “Hey medieval Luigi are u gonna sit next to the guy with a traffic cone on his head?”
    😂

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +3

      Something about that, while they sit in the foggiest, smokiest room gets me.

  • @zsomborfapal2239
    @zsomborfapal2239 3 роки тому +26

    I actually love the drinking alone in a quiet room concept

  • @finnfonfoon
    @finnfonfoon 4 роки тому +1331

    This man is the most underrated UA-camr out there
    Edit: Y’all need to stop acting like you are smart for pointing out his current subscriber count. I made this comment almost a year ago and his sub count was way different then (it wouldn’t hurt for him to have more attention though). I don’t want to have to change my notification settings so I don’t get constantly reminded you can read a number and repeat it back to someone.

    • @palomapuntoycoma4619
      @palomapuntoycoma4619 4 роки тому +22

      This vid has like 2 million views, thats a lot

    • @Clockwork_Myr
      @Clockwork_Myr 4 роки тому +32

      paloma punto y coma I feel like this video had a lot less views 8 months ago

    • @beanburrito6146
      @beanburrito6146 4 роки тому +5

      I Agree

    • @IndieRL
      @IndieRL 4 роки тому +3

      Clockwork_Myr agreeded

    • @bosanac5154
      @bosanac5154 4 роки тому +8

      Such amazing content recently discovered him ran out of shows on netflix and this is truly better than any thing I've watched this has been an amazing i will continue to

  • @maxweber06
    @maxweber06 4 роки тому +219

    1:07 someone make this into a gif quick!

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  4 роки тому +133

      Here you go. media.giphy.com/media/W6pVrpBnmn2bncvKO9/giphy.gif

    • @elizabethgall5327
      @elizabethgall5327 4 роки тому +31

      @@LetsGameItOut Damn, Josh has absolutely no chill

    • @garrettk7166
      @garrettk7166 4 роки тому +32

      @@LetsGameItOut You're the hero we don't deserve...

    • @hy-qi7bk
      @hy-qi7bk 4 роки тому +4

      @@LetsGameItOut Perfect.

    • @aethelbread
      @aethelbread 4 роки тому +5

      Hey uh...how'd you do that? With the making of the gif outta the things you recently seen? Did you know gif sounds like Jif? That's peanut butter.

  • @Hydreation
    @Hydreation 4 роки тому +459

    Whenever I see your notification I'm like what game is about to......die

    • @scoopem1
      @scoopem1 4 роки тому +12

      So you have chosen ... death

    • @kora9399
      @kora9399 4 роки тому +2

      don’t we all

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 4 роки тому +1

      It's like this forgone conclusion I look forward to, every week!

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 4 роки тому +2

      You remember this game about internet cafe, where Josh imprisoned every npc? They update this. So maybe is just underpay game testing?

  • @justarandomsquid3568
    @justarandomsquid3568 3 роки тому +11

    16:05 so the ship is legit transporting water on a DAMN RIVER

  • @vip3r-_-
    @vip3r-_- 3 роки тому +18

    4:37
    “Medieval Luigi” is probably the best insult I have heard in a while- the second best was “Rip-off Flowey”

  • @reallycool
    @reallycool 4 роки тому +525

    This sort of looks fun, in a terrible way, and I might even try it.

    • @MrHogzor
      @MrHogzor 4 роки тому +2

      thank god for piratebay :P

  • @AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole
    @AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole 4 роки тому +182

    i like how the game crashes when it knows you've gone too far.

    • @PatrickPease
      @PatrickPease 3 роки тому +4

      This one gave him a real fight, "blocked all paths? okay time to destroy your stuff then, and after sufficient destruction, we'll freeze.

  • @jasepoag8930
    @jasepoag8930 4 роки тому +82

    "Look at how dejected these people look when they're not actively drinking"
    Relatable.

  • @envigraphy
    @envigraphy 3 роки тому +19

    15:33 "Just how big can this pile goes?" A question that strikes fear into the heart of every single game dev out there

  • @g_boi1608
    @g_boi1608 Рік тому +20

    Josh: what are you afraid of?
    Me:They're afraid of you.

  • @rileyhart2462
    @rileyhart2462 4 роки тому +378

    I just found out recently that my girlfriend’s dad also watches this channel and now I’m 100% she’s the one

    • @lpharmer3496
      @lpharmer3496 4 роки тому +194

      You mean _he's_ the one, right?

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 4 роки тому +80

      r/suddenlygay lol

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 4 роки тому +2

      @@lpharmer3496 no, he means that his girlfriend's dad watches this, so that means like father like daughter, she's the on for him.

    • @lpharmer3496
      @lpharmer3496 4 роки тому +18

      @@benjaminnewlon7865 Oh I see. Thank's Ben

    • @gypsyrye898
      @gypsyrye898 4 роки тому +1

      But what if she hated them? Just because the dad likes it doesn't mean the daughter does.... Your logic is flawed..

  • @owtkast023
    @owtkast023 4 роки тому +209

    Jesus, that mess after the hiring will haunt me for ages.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 4 роки тому +3

      You mean basically the entire video?

  • @cordeliacarstairs2796
    @cordeliacarstairs2796 4 роки тому +33

    "It's like Ikea but in medieval times" that sentence will stay with me forever now

  • @Hotshot-zq5bh
    @Hotshot-zq5bh 2 роки тому +13

    Josh:IS THIS A FETISH OF UR'S?! 15:00
    Civilian:DONT JUDGE ME

    • @TUUK2006
      @TUUK2006 11 місяців тому

      "Ur's"? Really?

  • @sanwich626
    @sanwich626 3 роки тому +47

    The guy who's trying to do things while sleeping every few seconds is literally me when I'm in sleep paralysis

  • @ChanceToVibe
    @ChanceToVibe 4 роки тому +80

    “And you, stop that! This is a family establishment!” Had me rolling 😂

  • @elimuse466
    @elimuse466 4 роки тому +66

    "...and if I'm lucky a big strong man will watch over me while I sleep."

  • @texslickmich
    @texslickmich 4 роки тому +61

    If I ever make a game I will 100% have him as my sole bug tester. The rest of you go home, he is the Rain Man of finding glitches.

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 3 роки тому +9

    6:04 Guy sitting: "Here, have a hug."

  • @cornycogwheels
    @cornycogwheels 4 роки тому +31

    Just here to listen to Josh laugh and to watch "Grace" get boxed in with Body Odour Bert xD

  • @boogeyratt
    @boogeyratt 4 роки тому +34

    "Let's see how many things we can shove into this tiny little space."
    My Friday nights.

  • @allenholloway5109
    @allenholloway5109 4 роки тому +7

    10:47 Did you know that 606 is the original number of the beast? It was changed to 666 because people spelled Nero's name differently.

  • @AscendantStoic
    @AscendantStoic 3 роки тому +19

    "I swear that inn was possessed, there is a really evil chaotic spirit haunting it" -customers of Scurvy Tavern

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 роки тому +12

    8:37
    𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭.

  • @kmpgos4158
    @kmpgos4158 4 роки тому +34

    That ending with milions of ships going towards your town really cracked me up.

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind Рік тому +4

      The fact that they are sailing a huge distance on a lake to deliver water is even funnier.

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord 11 місяців тому

      Im imagining the ships are so densely pacted that at this points it’s essentially a bridge

  • @ChonkyCats
    @ChonkyCats 4 роки тому +24

    12:15
    The line " it's like Ikea in medical times " killed me

  • @liplik11
    @liplik11 4 роки тому +53

    "Hey there, it's Josh" and the day gets better immediately

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 роки тому +9

    5:56 "Finger across throat means death"
    *-Drax, from Guardians Of The Galaxy*

  • @ZeytinciDevleti
    @ZeytinciDevleti 2 роки тому +6

    3:06 tito? bro the history fans are loving this
    (if you didnt understood, tito was a leader of a country called yugoslavia)

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 4 роки тому +81

    I'm guessing the girl who lost her will to live is named Grace

  • @scnix
    @scnix 4 роки тому +98

    so the youtube algorithm gods recommended me this channel, and this guy is the best game tester ever.

  • @cabreira0
    @cabreira0 4 роки тому +83

    i like how those gameplays can help the dev's to fix their bugs, lol

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 4 роки тому +6

      You think any of this will get fixed? Clearly you are new to the Internet.

    • @cabreira0
      @cabreira0 4 роки тому +11

      but who knows... it it's probably a indie game, their devs must be waiting for someone to find problems so they can fix and then practice more :v

  • @MannyBrum
    @MannyBrum Рік тому +20

    Never seen a narcoleptic pyromaniac random NPC in a game before.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Рік тому

      Pretty sure we've never seen ANY narcoleptic pyromaniacs in a game before, either NPC *_or_* PC. ;-)

  • @workinghard7013
    @workinghard7013 3 роки тому +6

    5:39 you just need some "encouragement" why i felt so real in real life

  • @jonathanmaullon60
    @jonathanmaullon60 4 роки тому +95

    *tycoon game exists*
    Let’s Game It Out: “it’s free real estate”

    • @GunsofZapata
      @GunsofZapata 4 роки тому

      You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free!

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 3 роки тому +1

      once you figure out the exploits, the real estate literally is free

  • @rob_over_9000
    @rob_over_9000 4 роки тому +74

    "This requires a man-pile of stretching"
    -Josh, 2019

  • @freak7092
    @freak7092 4 роки тому +53

    The channel I look forward to every week, it’s hilarious! Why isn’t everyone subscribed???

  • @Shakezoolatron
    @Shakezoolatron 4 роки тому +30

    "I don't know what it is but I'm glad I got it the wrong way" is kind of your theme

  • @dyjhjfrtt6607
    @dyjhjfrtt6607 4 роки тому +11

    The neighbors have a fort wall because it's you playing the game so they know what's coming.

  • @BitcHazel
    @BitcHazel 4 роки тому +75

    "even the river is covered in buckets" 16:35
    haha funny quote 16 minutes into a video posted 3 minutes ago

    • @rayneras1367
      @rayneras1367 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @BitcHazel
      @BitcHazel 4 роки тому +1

      @@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 why thank you

    • @bradenjohnson3848
      @bradenjohnson3848 4 роки тому +1

      Your name is slowing down my computer, Holy crap

  • @RedDeadSakharine
    @RedDeadSakharine 4 роки тому +7

    15:23 That excited "Oh yes!" is gold xD

  • @5gonza541
    @5gonza541 4 роки тому +14

    2:44 I laughed so hard I bet my neighbours heard it lmao

  • @microsoftpainenthusiast8096
    @microsoftpainenthusiast8096 3 роки тому +5

    „I kept them trapped overnight and can sadly conclude they never die“

  • @ohmyguigs2
    @ohmyguigs2 4 роки тому +6

    I'm pretty sure the guy putting out the fire in 11:36 is Jim Carrey

    • @ohmyguigs2
      @ohmyguigs2 4 роки тому +3

      yep, confirmed. he is in desguise.

  • @dudueditz
    @dudueditz 4 роки тому +21

    "Ah, yes! welcome to the team! and also my nightmare."
    Josh - 2019

  • @BroncoManiac
    @BroncoManiac 4 роки тому +17

    I’ve never found a channel that literally makes me laugh so hard my tear ducts start hurting! Literally just binged all of your videos and I can’t thank you enough for the laughs. Definitely needed it!

  • @kiaralebron2276
    @kiaralebron2276 4 роки тому +9

    I was laughing so hard when that dude was kicking the candles and falling asleep at the same time. My chest hurts 😂😂😂

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 4 роки тому +7

    16:45 there was a war of the bucket... But I remember it somewhat different

  • @Bassomatamossab
    @Bassomatamossab 3 роки тому +11

    5:20 i guess her name was Grace :V

  • @lucaspravda7621
    @lucaspravda7621 4 роки тому +13

    I laughed so hard at 13:34 it was just too funny! Keep up the good work!😆😆😁

  • @oboll6064
    @oboll6064 4 роки тому +5

    13:46 *LAZINESS INCREASED TO 100*

  • @mkdmn5
    @mkdmn5 4 роки тому +4

    14 minutes into a 17 minute video, Josh finally allows the npcs to rent a room.
    Then he immediately gets distracted with placing porta potties in his neighbors property.

  • @xKAB00Mx
    @xKAB00Mx 3 роки тому +5

    Just got to say the commentary, content and editing is a full 10/10 for entertainment and quality. Literally found this channel today.

  • @senanisgodly
    @senanisgodly 3 роки тому +7

    "Maybe he just needs some encouragement"
    *Proceeds to scold him*

  • @nadeche
    @nadeche 4 роки тому +14

    I need 'How's it going Medieval Luigi' on a postcard

  • @andybraun512
    @andybraun512 4 роки тому +8

    are we just gonna ignore the floating bear rug at 13:05?

  • @charistarr382
    @charistarr382 4 роки тому +4

    13:25 is the best line in this whole video

  • @austonhelms5063
    @austonhelms5063 3 роки тому +16

    I like how that "neighbor" was your house that's why you can build on it.

  • @myths_and_Legend
    @myths_and_Legend 4 роки тому +5

    4:50 thats a hell of a quote

  • @fern4753
    @fern4753 4 роки тому +11

    I like how normally NPCs function as intended and yet Josh somehow always finds a way to break them

  • @RT-nm7xk
    @RT-nm7xk 4 роки тому +119

    The level of childishness of the things he does is literally me

    • @riboysk3307
      @riboysk3307 3 роки тому +1

      "I've dismantled everything and they just won't leave"
      Welcome to the events industry

  • @hunnybunny484
    @hunnybunny484 4 роки тому +10

    2:29 Oh GoD yEs~!!

  • @sui1353
    @sui1353 3 роки тому +3

    Everytime I think josh did a enough job of breaking the game and making it hilarious, he does like 3000 times more of that

  • @JaneXemylixa
    @JaneXemylixa 9 місяців тому +1

    "Was it just knowing you couldn't leave that was the problem? And now that you can, you just feel safe in there?" I can't believe this game accurately models human need for control

  • @KlLLERROBOT99
    @KlLLERROBOT99 4 роки тому +19

    The “oh god yes” is the best beginning part to any video he does lol