Best of Dwight K. Schrute - The Office US
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2018
- “Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?”
Where would Dunder Mifflin be without the ever-loyal, bear-loving Dwight K. Schrute?
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Nobody can beat Dwight.
He has the power of a man and a baby fused together
Kevin Dougherty nobody can BEET Dwight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@jamerstime Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
but Nothing. Beets. Dwight K Schrute
Nobody can beat Dwight... except for Dwight himself
LeandrothekidRS 4:48
You mean a grown up stewie
every single character, and i mean EVERY single character on this show was casted to absolute perfection 😂
Really puts the British office to shame
HMmmm... lessee....
~doo-t-doo dah dah dum-t-dot-daht-daut... carry the 3~
*C H E C K S O U T ! ! !*
Ian Holm
Not really, the UK office was cast perfectly, it feels very realistic, if these actors were cast for it, it wouldn’t work. The shows are completely different and are so cast different, the shouldn’t really be compared
Not for season 8+
Ian Holm that’s because British humor and American humor are completely different. British ppl prefer the British version and say the American office is put to shame
“There’s too many people on this earth, we need a new plague”
Dwight was ahead of his time
Coronavirus it's not enough
Robo Ebola is next.
That didnt age well
x_GalaxyGamer_x
What are you talking about, this aged perfectly.
I said something like that not too long before covid also. Gotta day it’s been a good stressor for humanity, if only we could learn from it 😞
Dwight K. Schrute is the greatest character in television history.
@My Thought's Al Swearengen from Deadwood would like to have a word
JoNChill Jake Peralta and Ron Swanson would like to join in on this debate
the k stands for kurt
Nah Troy from community is
He is second best actor First is Sheldon Cooper
"Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs"😂😂😂😂😂
I watched the video aswell.
DRUG ADDICTION IS NO JOKE PEOPLE COME ON
1k like
the truest statment
You know it
“We test a lot of urine”
“Mine was G R E E N”
"oh."
I am all better.
Don't worry, i'm better now
why are there two dwights i’m scared and disappointed
Dwight Schrute identity theft is not a joke, Jim
Dwight: “IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!”
Also Dwight: Has a wig of everyone in the office
Ir's true.
Dwight Schrute What is going on here?
Dwight Schrute identity theft is not a joke!
Don't dish out what you can't take.
calls ryan fire guy starts fire ...says hes not deranged shoots gun in office....he does contradicting things all the time
Hold on,isn’t Dwights best moments literally every scene he’s in ?
Exactly
FACT
100%
Yeah it is but for that we have to watch the whole show 😁
nah, you're talking about Creed
“Every time I do something I ask myself would an idiot do it and if the answer is yes I do not do that”
- Dwight Schrute
-"Everytime I- *Whenever I'm about to* do something, I -ask myself- *think,* 'Would an idiot do -it- *that?'* And if -the answer is yes- *they would,* I do not do that *thing."*
I live by that line.
I only do what the idiots do. It’s called a plot twist
Far from the best me quote
Hahaha
Can we take a moment and realise what a great performer Rainn Wilson is?
Yesss he mostly make up his scenes too!
@@ilovetaylorswift4life Awesome 🔥
he really is
That movie where he was a drummer was good.🤘🤘🤘
Hes great
Dwight’s loyalty is insane. Michael asks for duct tape and knives, and he obeys his order no questions asked.
Only problem is he’s pretty impressionable. He’s very loyal until something or someone influences him to do the opposite. He did lie to Michael to leave work to meet with Jan to try and take Michaels job. And he did rat Michael out to Charles Minor that one time.
Good soldiers follow orders
@@hmm8445 Good soldiers follow orders
@@what.anything The best soldiers do it silently through action alone.
I read all these in his voice
Dwight’s character made me more confident in myself. Crazy how much impact a fictional show/character can have on your life
Why?..
@@gabrielswayze4506 because he’s super confident in himself and he believes in himself. I love his character he’s my favorite so he helped me to be more kind to myself
@@gabrielswayze4506 he’s so weird(in the best way) but so confident and doesn’t really care what others think. He just so unapologetically him.
Completely agree... This show changed my life, saved me from my own Roy. It's literally INSANE how much a fictional show can change everything
FALSE This should be at least 10 hours long.
False, this should be infinite.
Dwight Schrute False. It should be as long as the Schrute bloodline.
you can't quantify the comedic enigma known as d w i g h t
That's... what she said?
Dwanye was it?
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. - Dwight k. Schrute
10/10
What episode was that? I forget
@@theendernautinfinity7378 Season 5 Episode 9 "Frame Toby"
This needs to be optioned and made into a Bond movie, STAT!
I'm on that episode lol
I personally think the best of Dwight was every time I pranked him.
They were pretty funny
I think they were pretty rude and dumb
I liked the meatballs
Your pranks were good blim
They were hilarious
I like Dwight’s growth. He began as someone absurd and hilarious and sort of an incapable nerd. He grew to become a genius with schemes, programs and creations and became capable whilst remaining absurdly hilarious
Kinda like Pierce from Community?
@@stobbi38 right! Chevy sucks irl though
@@codytheoneandonly337 oh I bet he does
You hear the wildest stories there :’D
@@stobbi38Dwight is funnier than Niles was Frasier.
“Could you imagine if I was deranged?” 😂😂
Kambria I could’ve killed millions
pRETty SuRǝ...
...you'd still get dates 😉
420 likes
That's what she said!🙂
Hi
TBH out of all the office characters, Dwight is really the only one who can have his own spin off show
Or creed
RGkong The Farm
Or Michael
@@yax234 "nobody likes young sheldon"
Has an average 10 million viewers lol..
Teh farm
5:56 “I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office” 😭 omg
Safety reasons only ;)
Heheehe
It was the katana in the ceiling for me 😂😂
fr not the Mr A Knife😭
Best weapon by far, the thing in the toilet. Only thing he needs to blow on, hides in the toilet, lol.
2:55 such an underrated line
"I'm going where they value loyalty the most" XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤏🏻
They missed one of my favorite lines from the show:
Dwight: “Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
Pam: “Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?”
Dwight: “So I can lower it”
Gets me every time
Missed many… what about: today smoking is gonna save lives. Lol.
9:17 IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE DWIGHT
MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
CorbinXD5 #3dx OH THATS FUNNY MICHAEL
False, its sort of a joke
*PWNED*
Rational Human I DIED IN THAT PART😂😂😂
Fun Fact: When Dwight says he wants his salary to be 80, 000 dollars a year, 80,000 divided by 12 is 6666.66667
I actually got my Calculator and if I did 80,000 x 12 and it gave me 666
Good job, sport!
?
@Agc Space ...n-o? There are 12 months, so 666 would be per month, where are you getting 13?
@@PointsofData what about Smarch?
I love how Meredith is playing solitaire while Dwight is attacking himself.
*Question* : Can we get a video of every "Question!" from Dwight K. Schrute?
Question: what kind of bear is the best?
False: Grizzly
@@trindade3506 Well there's 2 schools of thought...
KTK can we also get a video of Every time Oscar corrects someone 😂
Or every "Tuna" from andy
There shouldn’t be a best of Dwight that’s this short
That's what she said
most of his highlights are in the Best of videos of the rest of the characters lol.
I feel so unsatisfied. Where's the " Hi this is Toby Flenderson... things are getting really bad here" and "THIS IS KEVIN MALONE?" Those impressions were on point.
Just a cash grab to be honest. All of the videos are just past 10:00 to get that extra ad revenue
Why the fuck are you ever where
*Phyllis takes off her glasses *
Dwight: Oh what is on your face?, is that a disguise?
😅hahaha
Clown paint
Dwight, the most loyal back stabber in all television.
Underrated comment
@@nahumvas7375 😄😄😄 truth!
*Nobody:*
*Dwight: “There’s too many people on this earth we need a new plague”*
It's 2020 and it feels like Dwight knew what was gonna happen
Then Corona began
@Daniel ok boomer
Coronavirus
Corona has now joined the chat
How has this not been made yet?
Im thinking the same thing
FAX
i’m sayin
Build up
Must have been difficult to sort through all his moments, because almost all of them are great
The reason Dwight is so awesome is because he has the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.
Sheldon: "I am not insane my mother had me tested!"
Dwight: "False! Your mother is not a qualified therapist!"
If both of them met, the universe would collapse
Comment of the century 😂😂😂
“Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
Lloyd Luna
-why would you wanna raise it?
-so I can lower it.
So I can lower it
You cannot fit Dwight into a 10 minute video be deserves atleast an hour.
A Confused Shoe maybe more
False. I deserve a fucking statue.
@@afuckingrat5066 t r u e
Facts
“Michael, why don’t you call your ✨girlfriend✨?”
idonthaveagirlfriend.
Just watched that audition video of all the actors who were considered to play Dwight, and man, they could not have found a more perfect person than Rainn Wilson. This show would never have become what it is today without him.
We should get a video of every time Dwight yells “MICHAEL!” or “Question!”
i want it without any contexts. just him yelling those words.
I can't imagine anyone else playing Dwight. Rainn Wilson, was perfect
Perfect chemistry with Steve Carrel
Seth Rogen would be a good fit for him
Nah Seth rogen would ruin it
@@dragerdet Seth Rogen? He would butcher it with his fart joke humour.
Rainn's subtlety and inflection changes are what make Dwight, and Seth doesn't have that level of depth.
The scary thing is that Seth actually auditioned for Dwight.
The Dwight and Michael characters were very well acted. Amazing.
Dwight calling makeup “clown paint” always gets me
I just finished watching the office 10 minutes ago and I already want to rewatch the whole series again
Crying_In_A_Cool_Way & that’s the way we live our lives. Just rewatch forever.
I rewatched it as soon as I finished lol I can’t without Michael Scott 😂
Is it on netflix?
Hot Cheetos hell yes it is lol go watch it
@@F150fx2sporT haha thank goddd
Imma go watch now acc
Maybe the greatest US sitcom character of all time. From the moment he appeared on screen he was roll-on-the-floor funny.
Second only to George Costanza
You left out the best one from the id badge episode: "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."
Hi 👋
@@crf1012 hey there
I am bored and can’t sleep
What is your name
I am caleb and I am 16
Michael : What is the most inspiring thing ever said to you?
Dwight: Don’t be an idiot, changed my life
Dwight:I don’t care what Jim says,that is not the real Ben Franklin I am 99% sure.
Jediknight 429 ...98
Jediknight 429 if you like the humor of the office you’ll def love this ua-cam.com/video/ODDLvnxA6JY/v-deo.html
The episode when Dwight starts the fire at the office is the best of all!!
Dwight was the best character on the show 🤣
Along with Michael
"Jim Jim Jim..."
"Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim..."
"oh, hey dwight"
I'm done 🤣
“How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable”
Godspeed this made me laugh so hard
Godspeed I would describe you are aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult!!!
Yes.
I loved the episode where he caught Oscar with his boyfriend and he was only concerned about him lying about stealing time for fake being sick🤣🤣🤣
😅😅. Just saw it today
He blackMailed him 😂
My favourite Dwight moment is when he smiled fondly at Jim who was looking at Philip's photo, and he went on and told Jim that he didn't see his father until he was 3 yrs old, and I think that scene was just touching and sad at the same time.
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
What about when Dwight put a watermelon in an apron and went into labor? 😂 (sorry, I didn’t remember the episode too well so I said pants)
Jinkx Monsoon’s chipped tooth that’s for part 2
Jinkx Monsoon’s chipped tooth
Hahahaha
Then Michael says "this is gonna be the greatest day of my life"
Then Dwight zips up his pants behind him lol
Micheal I'm crowning!
Jinkx Monsoon’s chipped tooth, I was hoping to see that scene in it too. :3
damb
That wig scene is probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire series 😆
6:18 the way he shows it to the camera always gets me
Can we please have a best of Pam & Michael friendship moments? The scene where he’s the only one who shows up to her art gallery gets me everytime
Akane Is Bae Yeah as much as a jackass that Michael was I always thought his relationship with Pam was very interesting. When she runs to the airport to see Michael before he leaves...😢 gets me every time.
Me too
Another hilarious Dwight scene that is not on here is when he’s trying to escort Jim and Pam to the hospital. So when a police officer pulls him over for impersonating a police officer and Dwight throws his weapons out the window 😂
I peed a little during that shit lmao
Yes one by one
I love his run ins with police officers bc they will recognize him and you have to wonder if it’s through his volunteering or other activities...
I thought it was hilarious that the police knew it was dwight before they even pulled him over lol
Sometimes just randomly I think about that scene and laugh out of no where!!
This one second with dwight with the stanley wig deserves several awards bc it's so funny on many levels
Dwight really carried this whole show all by himself!
That is not fair, dwight was brilliant, but all the other cast were also excellent, they all carried the show
@@pandey3577 - fair....!?!?! WTF do you think this is ?
@@rrosomasa it's so easy, the thing's that all the characters only work together, unfolding the best parts of each in every circumstances they interact. So with no Michael, Jim, Andy etc even Dwight himself couldn't probably be as deep and funny as it is now. So thanks to the writers for all the collection of absolutely brilliant characters and for the show.
P.s. I personally appreciate Michael Scott a lot
@@vladambrose1399 - OMG i never saw it that way, if only i cared about your opinion....
This is very true, his authentic character was just well done. He was a crazy nut that you rooted for.
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Desiree Lee read this before I watched that episode and I was very concerned and confused
LMAO THAT SCENE HAD ME WEAK AF
Look up Marshawn Lynch. True story.
What episode was that?
How can his best moments be shown in 10 minutes?
Connor Minix Every best of video they do is 10 minutes. Lucky for us, no Dwight scene is boring. There are a few boring Ryan or Andy scenes though, especially in the earlier seasons. Which is why we need a Best of Ryan or Andy part 2 video!
I’d watch a 30 minute video of this
Jake Dart and a Kevin 2!
Connor Minix Of course
“ Im 99% sure that is not the real Ben Franklin”
Wait, whats the other 1%?
1% chance that Ben Franklin has somehow travelled to the future.
I'd like to say every Dwight scene in the series is a pure gold. Perfection in it's clearest form.
It would take hours to make a best of Dwight. Every word that he says is purely hilarious.
False, I have never said the words purely hilarious in a sentence.
And his reactions, smiles in different situations, his gestures, everything he does is so funny nd entertaining
His breathing is hilarious
It's true. would you like to cook some beets?
Just show all Dwight scenes
Seeing as Dwight was the only character who appeared in every episode, that may be difficult.
Attila The Hun is that true?
20 hours later.....
@@sami.4777 I read it somewhere. I think it is.
Attila The Hun show every episode on UA-cam
"Don't be an idiot. Changed my life."
I read it at the same moment as he said it xD
2:33 even with the blur you can see Pam about to laugh and I have no idea if she was trying to stay in character or if that was scripted.
It's definitely scripted. She's part of the prank
The reason there is no best of Michael is because everything he did was the best and it would be too long (that’s what she said)
that would be the entire show (or till season 7 at least)
Except for Scott's tots...
Especially his reaction to Dwight's suckupness
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
Well played sir, well played.
How could you leave out the fire drill probably the best Dwight scene and best scene in general
I was really mad when they never heeded, heeeed, hed, laid heed to his instructions.
Robbie Lambert Because that single clip would’ve been like two minutes long and they limit their videos to 10 mins
Psyching himself up before he asks for a raise has got to be there too
It’s so rude when Michael says “anyone but dwight.”
👋
Dwight: “we need a new plague”
Me in 2020: Ummmmmmmmmm well then
Then in the next video there’s a bat
“And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.”
Correct
Jim: oh what did I write? *smiles at the camera*
But you can call me Belsnickel
“I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.”
Makes me laugh every time. 😅
1:19 Kevin’s face though 😂
Just finished the whole series and sad to see it end, Dwight was my favourite character without doubt!
“What is that on your face”?
“Excuse me”
“………clown paint”
😂🤣😂🤣
I laughed so hard 🤣
A little translucent powder would have fixed that.
“Is that a disguise?”
We seriously need a Best Of Dwight part 2. They missed so many good moments. I'll name some.
- BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
- "What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier."
- Dwight gives birth to a watermelon in preparation of Jan's birth
- The first snowball fight Dwight had with Jim and the scene where Dwight once again pranks Dwight with a snowball wrapped inside of a giftbox
- Dwight trying to catch a bat by putting a garbage bag with the bat inside on Meredith's head
- After Dwight pepper sprays Roy who was assaulting Jim, he quotes "Everyday for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees, and everyday for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?" while hes crying his ass off because of the tear-gas.
- The "Health Care" episode from season 1 has at least 2-3 really good Dwight moments
There are just too many good Dwight moments to fit into a ten minute video.
Why is there no mention of him imitating Jim. That is fkn iconic!!
Don't forget the entire opener of Stress Relief 😂
I'm pretty sure there are about 67 Dwight moments that I missed that could've gone into this video. Dwight is just such a good character.
TheKingAssOfGaming Don’t forget Dwight trying to test out the baby stroller for Astird and dragging it behind his car 😂
There’s too many Dwight moments to even fit into your comment.
"I did not become a Lackawanna county volunteer's sheriff deputee to make friends"
A N D I H A V E N ' T
“I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60lbs per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?”
The Office is trending, our first step closer to god.
Rasheed Almassudi on this day, we come closer to god
I am Hyping and I havent even watched the 1st season.
I feel God in this Chilis tonight
Blasphemous
Don't offend the office like that
Jim: "I just want it to stop."'
Me: "That's what she said."
Joel Johnson that’s my joke, damn it dwight
Dwight: IDENTIFY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM, MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Also Dwight: 9:34
Dwight : Identity theft is not a joke, Jim
Also Dwight : 9:15
OMG ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM
Freddy Savage I was sitting in my living room when I got this notification and I literally yelled “it’s happening everyone stay calm”. My sister was pretty confused
STAY FUCKING CALM!!
SAVE BANDIT !!
STAY FUCKING CALM
THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!!!
If by making this video only 10 minutes was to hurt my feelings then you have succeeded. Luckily my feelings regenerate at twice the rate of a normal man.
I need my number two. My ideal choice is Dwight Schrute but he is unavailable, fictional and overqualified
Dwight's dream job paying 80k a year is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
"80 *THOUSAND* dollars a year"
Fun Fact: 80k a year after taxes would mean Dwight would earn $6666.666 a month
More than I’ll ever make teaching XD
But I enjoy it and wouldn’t trade it for anything else
😂😂😂😂
60.000
7,999,992 a year would be much better. But I'm no screenplay writer
BEARS, BEATS, BATTLE STAR GALACTICA.
Hey there!
That was Jim tho
It's not funny Jim. Millions of families suffer each year
Black bears
*False*
We all need a friend like Dwight.
he literally runs the whole show
One taught me love: Jim
One taught me patience: Dwight
One taught me pain: Michael
New and improved lyrics of Thank u, next.
Thank you
Man of the internet next
One taught me hate: tobey
lemme correct that for you
One taught me love: Jim
One taught me love: Dwight
One taught me love: Michael
Question, what is so fragile that even saying it’s name breaks it?
Dwight K. Schrute IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silence
am I a woman?
Dwight Schrute have you ever killed a woman?, how many women have you killed?, please sir will you not kill me
Silence
I have a big brain
I'd watch a show with just Michael, Dwight and Jim hanging out.
“This isn’t even a stopwatch, it’s a digital thermometer.”
Tbh i thought it was a pregnancy test
I have seen you like eight times in the past few days lmao
So Kevin isn't dumb, he's just stoned beyond belief ALL the time, lol!
That explains the creepy smile
No, he’s dumb. That’s why I fired him.
He reminds me of Dale fron King of the Hill, they both play idiotic but they're low-key fucking geniuses
I just love him and love how when he became manager he gave Jim his seat back...he changed so much 😂
Best written character in the entire series, and nobody could have done such a great job at portraying him as Rainn Wilson. My favorite character of the show.
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.”
Who else thought this already existed
Ryan Cross 🤚🏼
Yeah- hmm-
I searched it 3 days ago and got nothing. UA-cam is monitoring my key strokes