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  • @flexivefowl8186
    @flexivefowl8186 25 днів тому +708

    I love how Dwight just continues his life with the pumpkin on his head.

    • @DumbassDumbass-og9jc
      @DumbassDumbass-og9jc 25 днів тому

      This one always gives me a good laugh

    • @jyak826
      @jyak826 23 дні тому +8

      Love how creed keeps eating his noodles while everyone else is vomiting.

    • @throwawayburnerusername
      @throwawayburnerusername 4 години тому

      why didn't he just eat his way out of it?

  • @FabianGracia14
    @FabianGracia14 25 днів тому +416

    I love how Creed is able to eat when everyone is throwing up, but he can't stand to see Andy and Dwight pretending to be in labor.

    • @KengaruZ
      @KengaruZ 16 днів тому +29

      Well if Creed understands one thing about the circle of life its that if someone is born someone else is going to die. And we all know who's time is up

    • @furson9130
      @furson9130 16 днів тому +7

      @@KengaruZdamn i never think about this in that way. Nice interpretation

  • @kreedberry2478
    @kreedberry2478 25 днів тому +324

    Dwight is the type of guy to shoot a gun in the office and still get promoted

    • @alboss52
      @alboss52 25 днів тому +2

      he has lmfao

    • @wesspect
      @wesspect 24 дні тому +30

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@alboss52 Look, all we know is that a gun fired. No one saw the bullet leave the gun

    • @AncaNicula2005
      @AncaNicula2005 23 дні тому +6

      it might seem crazy what i'm bout to say...

    • @abdulbosidshamsiddinov5605
      @abdulbosidshamsiddinov5605 9 днів тому

      Literally

  • @okeanosokeanos2716
    @okeanosokeanos2716 25 днів тому +498

    Dwight was the great catalyst for Pam and Jim's relationship.

    • @DumbassDumbass-og9jc
      @DumbassDumbass-og9jc 25 днів тому +1

      This one always gives me a good laugh

    • @okeanosokeanos2716
      @okeanosokeanos2716 24 дні тому

      @@DumbassDumbass-og9jc I also like to laugh when I can dumbass.

    • @okeanosokeanos2716
      @okeanosokeanos2716 24 дні тому

      @@DumbassDumbass-og9jc I also like to laugh when I can dumbass.

    • @paulinat3202
      @paulinat3202 24 дні тому +18

      He should have been Jim's best man.

    • @0DdOne
      @0DdOne 16 днів тому +2

      Oh I thought it was mutual love

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 25 днів тому +296

    Interesting that this was uploaded on 4/20, seeing as Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.

    • @rockymvvrcianu6846
      @rockymvvrcianu6846 25 днів тому +3

      Wait, does he think drugs are more dangerous than people who use drugs?
      Or do people who use drugs think that the drugs are less dangerous than the people using them?

    • @Seliz463
      @Seliz463 25 днів тому +5

      @@rockymvvrcianu6846none of that. The reference is to when Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot, and Jim explains that Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people actually doing drugs

    • @robbyfrankz
      @robbyfrankz 25 днів тому +5

      Exactly how much pot did he smoke?!?

    • @DumbassDumbass-og9jc
      @DumbassDumbass-og9jc 25 днів тому +1

      This one always gives me a good laugh

    • @athleticsports3427
      @athleticsports3427 8 днів тому +2

      @@robbyfrankz probablly lost his memory, because he could not remember.

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners 24 дні тому +112

    I love how Stanley knows the Recyclops lore

    • @Matthew-xj2nl
      @Matthew-xj2nl 7 днів тому

      He's a man of culture who loves his lore and hentai.

  • @butterflyman33
    @butterflyman33 25 днів тому +204

    Creed in the back downing noodles while everybody is throwing up

  • @Lanikka_
    @Lanikka_ 24 дні тому +45

    Andy:
    “Aerosol spray is bad for the environment”
    Dwight:
    “No humans are bad for the environment!”

  • @HolySoopCoolers
    @HolySoopCoolers 10 днів тому +14

    “I’d like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.”

  • @yashodharkapadia4909
    @yashodharkapadia4909 25 днів тому +105

    Hey, You guys missed The Cold Open where Dwight starts a Fire for his Fire Safety Drills

    • @MaxHohenstaufen
      @MaxHohenstaufen 25 днів тому +20

      That is an entity in and on itself

    • @joshsherman2158
      @joshsherman2158 24 дні тому +17

      Today smoking is going to save lives 🔥

    • @derekfurst6233
      @derekfurst6233 13 днів тому

      I'm not familiar, what scene is that?

    • @___chief866
      @___chief866 3 дні тому

      Aw I was looking forward to seeing it here

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 25 днів тому +859

    Dwight is the kinda guy to pick up fresh roadkill because it's cheaper and more efficient than buying food.
    Edit: I forgot he already did this with that goose.

    • @kundanabutonlyshorts
      @kundanabutonlyshorts 25 днів тому +49

      He would pick it up because it would boost the immune system.

    • @olivierduivestein6541
      @olivierduivestein6541 25 днів тому +19

      And eat it because it’s a free meal

    • @blahblahblah3032
      @blahblahblah3032 25 днів тому +34

      He did bring in that Christmas goose to Pam’s desk.

    • @MaxHohenstaufen
      @MaxHohenstaufen 25 днів тому +45

      @@kundanabutonlyshorts False. The reason why he would do such thing is because he could use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving him a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.

    • @kevinnistor1954
      @kevinnistor1954 25 днів тому

      Win win​@@MaxHohenstaufen

  • @splish_2
    @splish_2 25 днів тому +117

    the coffee spill with the feet gets me everytime LMAO

  • @Giwaku33gaming
    @Giwaku33gaming 24 дні тому +32

    So underrated how Michael is screaming "DO YOU WANT MY BABY?" and Andy being screaming the enthusiastic YES

  • @Smakka13420
    @Smakka13420 9 днів тому +7

    9:00 The way Michael’s eyes light up when he hears “Ding-Dong” love it!

  • @mikejordan2522
    @mikejordan2522 15 днів тому +11

    The way Jim lit up at the KGB joke, you knew even more foolishness was about to ensue

  • @dennisonwant1808
    @dennisonwant1808 24 дні тому +8

    “OH MY GOD, I JUST WON AN ART CONTEST!” This has to be Dwight’s greatest rebuttal in the history of Dunder Mifflin

  • @YancyEvans
    @YancyEvans 25 днів тому +80

    “You know I have to do this, right?”

    • @DumbassDumbass-og9jc
      @DumbassDumbass-og9jc 25 днів тому +1

      This one always gives me a good laugh

    • @wisehomie
      @wisehomie 18 днів тому +2

      The way dwight accepted that jims gonna knock him over

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 12 днів тому +1

      What a jerk. Couldve just left him alone.

  • @electric_dream_machine
    @electric_dream_machine 14 днів тому +12

    I love how the whole office always stops to observe Dwight's antics 😂

  • @koreanelvis
    @koreanelvis 25 днів тому +46

    I love that Pavlov experiment that Jim did with Dwight using Altoids. Hilarious!!

  • @Manager_Dwight_Schrute
    @Manager_Dwight_Schrute 25 днів тому +70

    Of course I’m the best, whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 25 днів тому +1

      Pretending to be someone online is weird

    • @Manager_Dwight_Schrute
      @Manager_Dwight_Schrute 25 днів тому +15

      @@moomaniac2932 false, your weird

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 25 днів тому +4

      @@Manager_Dwight_Schrute after smoking some Marijuana I would like to retract my previous statement

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 25 днів тому +6

      @@Manager_Dwight_Schrute you are a cool person

    • @mehmeh_
      @mehmeh_ 25 днів тому +1

      Hey dwight, can i ask about your role as the assistant to the assistant to the regional manager? Im recently trying to get into a similar position and would like pointers.

  • @jmmanley
    @jmmanley 8 днів тому +4

    “I thought you were killed by polluticorn”
    “Pollitucorn wishes”

  • @antibrevity
    @antibrevity 24 дні тому +11

    "Growing up, I performed my own circumcision."

  • @steptoeedwall2349
    @steptoeedwall2349 13 днів тому +4

    Despite having seen it about a thousand times now, hearing Jim say, "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." always makes me laugh out loud

  • @Colouh
    @Colouh 25 днів тому +50

    Asian Jim kills me everytime

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 19 днів тому +2

      Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

  • @jsingdreams1754
    @jsingdreams1754 10 днів тому +3

    "Wash your hands Kevin"
    You know they laughed at that part

  • @alberto8368
    @alberto8368 25 днів тому +22

    This channel is amazing, fifteen years later still provides amazing content

  • @gordonfreemen1920
    @gordonfreemen1920 23 дні тому +7

    Creed chowing on some noodles while surrounded by vomiting people and then later cringing at the sight of Dwight giving birth to a watermelon is so funny

  • @chrisreick4325
    @chrisreick4325 25 днів тому +18

    Kinda seems like Jim is pretty late every day. Everyone else in the office seems to have been working for while when he comes strolling in. 😂

  • @theodoreld1909
    @theodoreld1909 24 дні тому +10

    “My condolences”
    Keep them.
    😂😂

  • @kevinpeterson8821
    @kevinpeterson8821 23 дні тому +25

    "This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core."
    Why has it taken me re-watching this show 30 times to realize how dumb of a line that is?

    • @BruceWayne-lx5gx
      @BruceWayne-lx5gx 18 днів тому +2

      Enlighten me what am I missing

    • @luciagarcia-yz8xm
      @luciagarcia-yz8xm 16 днів тому +3

      @@BruceWayne-lx5gxit’s the linguistic redundancy

    • @BruceWayne-lx5gx
      @BruceWayne-lx5gx 16 днів тому +2

      @@luciagarcia-yz8xm yeah it's same as Andy says "I'm 2 steps of ahead of everyone like a carpenter making stairs" 😂😂

    • @TicklesTrout
      @TicklesTrout 5 днів тому +1

      I still don't get it

    • @TicklesTrout
      @TicklesTrout 5 днів тому

      Oh I get it idk bout the stairs thing tho

  • @mariusgrorud2362
    @mariusgrorud2362 25 днів тому +15

    The scene where Dwight and Andy pretends to be pregnant is so f*cked up that even Creed looked uncomfortable 😂😂😂

  • @subject7325
    @subject7325 9 днів тому +3

    I was caught completely off gaurd by Dwight giving birth, I need therapy now.

  • @rockymvvrcianu6846
    @rockymvvrcianu6846 25 днів тому +10

    Pam nearly broke @ 17:01 with the dirt in her face.

  • @kassielmarcelo8588
    @kassielmarcelo8588 23 дні тому +6

    "The KGB vill vait for no one!"

  • @BatootGamer
    @BatootGamer 25 днів тому +26

    "it's not the KGB but it's a start"

    • @thatiowan3581
      @thatiowan3581 25 днів тому

      No one asked for subtitles

    • @Barsavius
      @Barsavius 24 дні тому

      @@thatiowan3581 eat snot, punk!

    • @BatootGamer
      @BatootGamer 24 дні тому

      ​@@thatiowan3581 someone should've asked your father to wear a condom

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 7 днів тому

      @@thatiowan3581I did. Frankly we need more accessibility for the hearing impaired as well as those with auditory processing disorders.

  • @tanujthakur3930
    @tanujthakur3930 25 днів тому +8

    Today we all want antibodies….dwight was so prepared for the future…love from India

  • @ZerDeyb
    @ZerDeyb 19 днів тому +4

    i love how Dwight change from we should fire people to save company's money to you cant quit because im firing you to give you severance pay

  • @john.jai.sullivan
    @john.jai.sullivan 25 днів тому +7

    Love how the writers made sure Dwight would live and die by his words. Clown lol

  • @Foodisgood
    @Foodisgood 25 днів тому +17

    I heard the popping the ball was unscripted and it was improvised on the spot by John Krasinski.

    • @Ad_Astra__
      @Ad_Astra__ 23 дні тому +8

      I heard differently, I think it was suppose to slowly deflate instead of pop like a balloon.

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 16 днів тому +2

      ​@@Ad_Astra__bingo

  • @shushymcsecret993
    @shushymcsecret993 15 днів тому +7

    I love how I find new little things all the time thanks to the clips 😂 Ryan's morning ecstasy...

  • @CreedBratton905
    @CreedBratton905 25 днів тому +18

    Jim was always Asian. If you deny, hats off to you for not seeing race!

  • @Wflash00
    @Wflash00 19 днів тому +3

    Creed eating his noodles while everyone else is vomiting is the funniest thing and I can't believe I never noticed it before
    I think it's funnier than "Hey fellas, someone making soup?"

  • @kundanabutonlyshorts
    @kundanabutonlyshorts 25 днів тому +79

    IDENTITY THEFT ISN’T A JOKE JIM

    • @bcapellan6584
      @bcapellan6584 25 днів тому +10

      MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

    • @MaxHohenstaufen
      @MaxHohenstaufen 25 днів тому +5

      Said the guy who has a full set of wigs to have a passing resemblance with his work mates.

    • @vancityakash
      @vancityakash 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@bcapellan6584 Ohhh! That's better, Micheal ssss

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 24 дні тому +5

    *Can you guys PLEASE do a compilation of all of Pam's jokes?*
    Examples:
    "I'll put out an APB: An Ask Pam Beesly... did the line cut off?"
    "That's the problem with one-sheets. You only have ONE sheet. -You're a funny guy Pam."
    "I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer ME a guarantee!"

  • @ThatDJMike
    @ThatDJMike 23 дні тому +3

    My favorite hope is that Jim, being the prankster that he is, only gave Dwight 95 cents for the vending machine prank, forcing him to find a nickel somewhere 😂

  • @marko6457
    @marko6457 12 днів тому +3

    You are missing the parkour and the fire drill scene

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 25 днів тому +10

    I will always think of Dwight as Fred jones from zombie island and alien invaders when Dwight isn’t wearing his jacket

  • @WilliiFN
    @WilliiFN 25 днів тому +23

    DiNG dONg

    • @arrowguy173
      @arrowguy173 25 днів тому +1

      LOL was offered translation.

  • @katieweakley2908
    @katieweakley2908 6 днів тому +2

    I love how half of Jim's pranks on Dwight are just Jim tricking Dwight into pranking himself

  • @Aamirmahdiy
    @Aamirmahdiy 24 дні тому +6

    I love dwight with all my heart

  • @GG_OZA
    @GG_OZA 17 днів тому +3

    He welcomed the sneezes but they were just being rude

  • @anitaspencer1734
    @anitaspencer1734 15 днів тому +3

    I love Creed's face when Dwight is giving birth😂😂😂

  • @jeremygumke5150
    @jeremygumke5150 16 днів тому +3

    Everything about the pumpkin head scene is brilliant!

  • @okeanosokeanos2716
    @okeanosokeanos2716 25 днів тому +11

    This Dwigt fella looks a lot like Samuel L. Chang.

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 25 днів тому +9

    Surprise they didn’t had a cold opening about them having a meeting and talked about plans for Phyllis wedding

  • @CJRealHoops1
    @CJRealHoops1 День тому +1

    It's the little details that matter. Like bringing back Ronni (the old lady receptionist who filled in when Pam was at art school) for a flashback of Recyclops. Also Creed hanging out at reception with Ronni like Jim used to hang out at reception with Pam 😂

  • @happiness4812
    @happiness4812 25 днів тому +7

    6:54 We love Kevin❤😂❤😂❤😂

  • @rickjames21
    @rickjames21 10 днів тому +1

    This might actually be the greatest show ever. I have watched it so many times

  • @1999Torii
    @1999Torii День тому

    “IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING”
    While staring directly at the camera gets me every time

  • @Katiedora122
    @Katiedora122 14 днів тому +1

    "You know I have to do this."
    "I know."

  • @dhruvnetrekar6729
    @dhruvnetrekar6729 25 днів тому +10

    jims stop cracks me up

  • @Mthompsonwv
    @Mthompsonwv 5 днів тому +2

    Pam asking the entire office to change soaps or stop wearing perfumes sums up exactly why I hate her

  • @Stinking82
    @Stinking82 6 днів тому +2

    Creed saving a fortune on dry cleaning 😂😂 Who even thinks of these jokes 😂

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 25 днів тому +1

    The throwing of dirt in everyone's faces is so funny.

  • @bereketterefe829
    @bereketterefe829 24 дні тому +2

    15:41 phyllis breaking down, understandable

  • @jabreakitjubawtit4748
    @jabreakitjubawtit4748 24 дні тому +1

    13:12 one of my favorite Jim pranks

  • @machinegunsam1977
    @machinegunsam1977 24 дні тому +1

    Creed casually eating ramen while everyone else is puking 🤣

  • @fear_less_2020
    @fear_less_2020 8 днів тому +1

    VEEEE VILL ASK DA QVEASCHUNZ .... hilarious dude 🤣

  • @wishmasterxr
    @wishmasterxr 25 днів тому +3

    the kgb will wait for no one!

  • @DavidPeters1
    @DavidPeters1 25 днів тому +5

    Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

  • @knightlautrec4311
    @knightlautrec4311 3 дні тому

    I like how at 3:30 Jim asks how much it is because he probably wouldn't have burst it if it was really expensive. He's a good guy, but has limits lol.

  • @taistanback2054
    @taistanback2054 24 дні тому +1

    At the 15:47 mark, Phyllis broke and lowered her head. Lol.

  • @MaxBeech
    @MaxBeech 11 днів тому

    So good to see this. Undisputebly much more interesting than ATP tournament and they haven’t even played the finals yet

  • @thesecretbat1556
    @thesecretbat1556 4 дні тому

    7:43 it would be a plot twist if Kevin was indeed a stoner😂😂

  • @Michael-dt9lo
    @Michael-dt9lo 20 днів тому +1

    My cervix is ripening.

  • @noahcarvalho2105
    @noahcarvalho2105 25 днів тому +5

    Merciless

  • @TheB00Man
    @TheB00Man 3 дні тому +1

    16:12 I don't think it's an accident the way they filmed this shot that Dwight is wearing watermelon(ish) colored underwear and Michael is biting into a slice of watermelon (right beside his butt).

  • @anthoneymartin7271
    @anthoneymartin7271 13 днів тому +1

    Dwight is the man we all fear but aspire to become.

  • @dhruvchawla6100
    @dhruvchawla6100 25 днів тому +4

    “I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions”. Who could be these four people ?

  • @ajnavarrette5569
    @ajnavarrette5569 9 днів тому

    “OMG I just won an art contest”😂😂

  • @njabulodlamini3319
    @njabulodlamini3319 24 дні тому

    "What colour is it?" 😂

  • @user-ep2sm3jm1o
    @user-ep2sm3jm1o 24 дні тому

    Dwight is my spirit animal

  • @guavaburst
    @guavaburst 3 години тому

    Actor friend? False! Actors don't have friends, they have contacts.

  • @chilbongers
    @chilbongers 8 днів тому

    34:48 IS HILARIOUS LMFAOOOO

  • @np.3198
    @np.3198 14 днів тому +1

    What season is this ?? 17:00

  • @_Krazy47
    @_Krazy47 18 днів тому

    "babies is my area of expertise. When growing up, i performed my own circumcision"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trumpstinyhands
    @trumpstinyhands 4 дні тому +1

    Dwights four dislikes
    Jim (so he claims, we know the truth)
    The nard dog
    Ryan
    Toby

  • @BarefootBill
    @BarefootBill 23 дні тому +1

    They would never know it's me doing it!

  • @jdc3860
    @jdc3860 25 днів тому +6

    I Love Dwight (Rainn Wilson) He’s Number One Boss.

  • @ericadunn9435
    @ericadunn9435 4 дні тому +1

    i hate Gabe SO much in the office, but as Jared in Silicon Valley? Chef's kiss

  • @yonyhusk
    @yonyhusk 14 днів тому

    Man Dwight effed her up with that one freal

  • @TheGoldenApex
    @TheGoldenApex 25 днів тому

    Bro this is tooooooooo funny😂😂😂 omg😂😂😂

  • @crazedblade2585
    @crazedblade2585 17 днів тому +1

    There is no way Dwight is not on at least 2 watchlist

  • @theoldgamer2612
    @theoldgamer2612 14 днів тому

    I'm screaming..
    I'm screaming..
    I'm screaming..
    Aaaaa.. 🤣

  • @jjvdk90
    @jjvdk90 25 днів тому +2

    I wonder if the head of WHO got their inspiration for the measures during Covid-19 by watching The Office.

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 25 днів тому +1

    28:42
    Crimson bolt

  • @godsgospelgirl
    @godsgospelgirl 9 днів тому

    7:45 I wonder what the 4 exceptions were. Certainly Jim at this point in the show.

  • @lesliemexiarodriguez7148
    @lesliemexiarodriguez7148 3 дні тому

    Dwight is the type of guy to do whet Micheal says

  • @BoogieManSince1977
    @BoogieManSince1977 21 день тому

    Utterly UTTERLY PRICELESS

  • @JuanMorales-eq3ho
    @JuanMorales-eq3ho 24 дні тому

    Wuo!! Muy pero muy bonito capítulo, lugares muy especiales “La Reina” algún día me gustaría conocer, muy bien trabajo bendiciones!!