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  • @Rotorhead1651
    @Rotorhead1651 2 місяці тому +3053

    "I just wanna go for a walk...."
    Old barroom fight wisdom. It's not the arrogant, loud-mouthed, jerk you should fear. It's the quiet guy, sitting all alone in the corner.

    • @master582
      @master582 2 місяці тому +89

      yup been that guy a few times walked up behind a guy I knew that was getting a little antsy to fight "If you start something I am going to kick your A$$ sit down and drink your beer." The rest of the evening was remarkably quiet.

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 2 місяці тому +75

      F22: I just wanna talk to him. *Loading a double barreled shotgun*

    • @joeycampbell940
      @joeycampbell940 2 місяці тому +38

      ​@@master582and then everyone clapped.

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 2 місяці тому

      I mean if the arrogant, loud-mouthed jerk suddenly goes quiet and reserved, you should absolutely fear them.

    • @damiannichols1250
      @damiannichols1250 2 місяці тому +21

      With his big black trench coat anime shirt and fingerless gloves right

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin 2 місяці тому +3332

    F-22 is like Hellsing Abridged Alucard. The most terrifying thing he can say is "I'm going for a walk"

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 2 місяці тому +381

      *Very* enthusiastic walks

    • @kirstinmarsh6422
      @kirstinmarsh6422 2 місяці тому +145

      I came here for this comment. I knew it had to be here!

    • @sparkplug1018
      @sparkplug1018 2 місяці тому +241

      Iran better have that guy who can stop him ready, what was his name again?
      Oh yes, Michael McDoesne’t Exist!

    • @eviehaven5775
      @eviehaven5775 2 місяці тому +99

      F22!!! go for a walk.

    • @Atlas3060
      @Atlas3060 2 місяці тому +168

      *America Hellsing screaming for him to answer the damn phone NOW!*
      *Britain as Police Girl* : "He's not able to answer the phone, he left the room"
      America: "Goddamn it!"

  • @WyvernsBlade
    @WyvernsBlade 2 місяці тому +456

    Remember, the best way to restrain the Raptor is to let him watch Adventure Time on a 70-inch plasma widescreen TV.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 2 місяці тому +27

      Or the Hallmark channel.

    • @discordweapon5495
      @discordweapon5495 2 місяці тому +41

      with Netflix

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 2 місяці тому

      Just make sure some blonde wanna be doesn’t stroll in and destroy said 70 inch plasma widescreen tv that has Netflix.

    • @prymus141
      @prymus141 2 місяці тому

      @@discordweapon5495 but without 3d, as this is a stupid fucking gimmic :D

    • @williampagonis8124
      @williampagonis8124 2 місяці тому

      @@discordweapon5495 should it be 3d as well

  • @TheSlimCognito
    @TheSlimCognito 2 місяці тому +306

    F22 has that toddler effect. When they are loud and obnoxious, you know things are fine, but when they are quiet, you are immediately worried.

    • @BT293HG
      @BT293HG 2 місяці тому +25

      Quiet children are scariest children

    • @bamacopeland4372
      @bamacopeland4372 Місяць тому +4

      One of the scariest things as a parent is when your child goes from being extremely loud to dead silence. Definitely been here before.

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin Місяць тому +6

      @@bamacopeland4372 "Speaking is silver, but silence is golden. Unless you have small children. Then silence is *very, VERY* suspicious."

  • @makinwaves8147
    @makinwaves8147 2 місяці тому +1715

    When crazy goes quiet.... RUN!
    "You guys should go home now." gets me every time 😂

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому +36

      "When crazy goes quiet.... RUN!" was literally, _word for word,_ what I thought re: the Kid.

    • @phillip6083
      @phillip6083 2 місяці тому +29

      That...and the "temper, temper" story gets me every time.

    • @ConnorSinclairCavin
      @ConnorSinclairCavin 2 місяці тому +26

      “Its to late to run… im already here” is what you hear quietly whispered into your ear… but yes, when the crazy ones get calm, or the quiet ones become active, you are already a lost cause.

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 2 місяці тому +14

      I’ve dated a couple crazy chicks and that is soooo true

    • @shadowdevil126
      @shadowdevil126 2 місяці тому +16

      dont bother running
      you'll just die tired

  • @realcokejam
    @realcokejam 2 місяці тому +902

    An F22 being calm is like a Drill Sergeant being calm.
    A Drill Sergeant is scary AF when calm.

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 2 місяці тому +16

      SERIOUSLY 😳

    • @rohesilmnelohe
      @rohesilmnelohe 2 місяці тому +39

      IF Drill Sarge is calm, someone just unleashed the storm and this is the "eye" passing over you

    • @richardbossman9875
      @richardbossman9875 2 місяці тому +12

      Maybe to a trainee, to someone with a half dozen deployments under their belt drill instructors/sergeants are about as bothersome as gate guard duty in Kuwait.

    • @Bluecatte
      @Bluecatte 2 місяці тому +14

      eh. our drill sergeants were always calm even when they were yelling or smoking us. it's remarkable how one can be completely composed and still project their voice like that. it's why they never really fucked with us, we had brains in 09 and they realized we were, gasp, listening to what they were saying and not the volume they were saying at.
      I got a genuine laugh out of one of the ones screaming his ass off nonsensically during the initial shark attack by pointing out no one ever sings the 2nd 3rd and 4th verses of the star spangled banner anymore, and that honestly, they really should.

    • @shadowlotus6189
      @shadowlotus6189 2 місяці тому +4

      It's even scarier when he unsheathes a calm knife hand to use it on someone

  • @BigTexJ
    @BigTexJ 2 місяці тому +148

    The Zumwalt's first captain was actually named James Kirk. If you ever do a Zumwalt character, it has to be a William Shatner impression.

    • @thomasgeorge4384
      @thomasgeorge4384 2 місяці тому +5

      ... we try not to talk about the Zumwalt. It is an exercise in what fiduciary misconduct, graft, fraud, waste, and abuse looks like.

  • @octavigoose
    @octavigoose 2 місяці тому +159

    "Other air defenders, we're just going to leave that alone." Banger line. I like being on the side that *under*states its capabilities. Still out here speaking (relatively) softly and carrying a (really really) big stick, they just don't realize that our stick is so big that we whisper louder than they scream.

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 2 місяці тому +6

      Yeah, I don't think we have ever actually used much of our equipment to their maximum capabilities.Yet. Though I am genuinely curious to just how absurd our equipment Is actually is. Our basic equipment is lackluster. The thing ISIS our technology is among if not the best in the world. Which is kind of interesting when you consider are standard? Foot soldiers don't have that much that that's impressive like don't like the Army and the Marines really don't have anything that scary. And then you go look at what the navy and the Air Force have.
      And that's when things get really scary. And that's just the lack luster information that even civilians have. Cause if I remember civilians actually know more about or military tech than other nations typically do. By the way.
      For a long time, I thought I might have seen a B2 when I was a kid but now I'm starting to realize what I was seeing.I don't think was a b2. Because what I remember honestly looks a bit more like the b21. Unfortunately, I will not mention what base I would have been near it during that time though, you know no need to give people information on tnah but yeah, I think I saw one of those when I was a kid.Well let me just tell you that thing has capabilities Some serious capabilities

    • @sew3521
      @sew3521 2 місяці тому +9

      BRB going to go to the War Thunder forums to find the real numbers :D

    • @operationblackout2511
      @operationblackout2511 2 місяці тому +4

      @@borttorbbq2556infantry is getting aimbot scopes, armor that’ll start to protect their limbs from shrapnel and a COD heads up display on top of goggles which outline your enemies. Our infantry, is their SOF, think about it.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому

      @@sew3521 Funniest part of that is all you have to do is start an argument over whose AA defense is better, insist it's Iran's latest and greatest, and let Cunningham's Law work its magic - some knucklehead over on the WT forums would no doubt post the numbers.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@operationblackout2511 Damn, they're actually making ODST's VISR a reality...
      Can I get a version that outlines deer, raccoons, & opossums at night?

  • @positron3887
    @positron3887 2 місяці тому +904

    Why do I get the feeling that USS Carney is one can of spinach away from making Operation Praying Mantis look like a block party?

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 2 місяці тому +619

    The Kid takes walks. VERY enthusiastic walks.

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 2 місяці тому +48

      *lights up cigarette and takes a long drag before exhaling slowly*
      Kid. Go for a walk.

    • @davidgray3061
      @davidgray3061 2 місяці тому +12

      This man just pulled the Illusive Man act

    • @food_toobs8333
      @food_toobs8333 2 місяці тому +27

      Release restraint level…zero

    • @josephbenjamin6426
      @josephbenjamin6426 2 місяці тому +11

      It’s called walks “with EXTREME prejudice” 🤣

    • @blakehorner2949
      @blakehorner2949 2 місяці тому +22

      Alright, you can’t be mad!
      I was minding MY OWN business!

  • @irrelEvant5352
    @irrelEvant5352 2 місяці тому +43

    The look of sheer terror when 22 said he “just wants to go on a walk” is priceless 😂😂

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 2 місяці тому +5

      What? He just so happens to love taking very enthusiastic walks. Where he can murder homicidal vampire priests, and turn big tittied police girls into vampires. What’s so wrong with that?

    • @irrelEvant5352
      @irrelEvant5352 2 місяці тому +3

      @@TheSequimKid oh nothing XD

  • @texpelt8858
    @texpelt8858 2 місяці тому +46

    "I'm going for a Walk" -F22 and Alucard (HSUA, TeamFourStar)
    The scariest line to those who know.

  • @CJBerdomas
    @CJBerdomas 2 місяці тому +805

    When hope is gone, undo this lock, and set me forth, on a moonlit walk. Release restrain level.......Zero.

    • @Revenant2747
      @Revenant2747 2 місяці тому +62

      (Insert captain america pointing meme) I got that reference!

    • @smoothmasterz
      @smoothmasterz 2 місяці тому +68

      Party_party_party playlist has started.

    • @antonytheocharidis9576
      @antonytheocharidis9576 2 місяці тому +41

      Very enthusiastic walks.

    • @renedereus1877
      @renedereus1877 2 місяці тому +38

      Better get ready to diiiiieeeeee *music swap* PARTY PARTY PARTY

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 2 місяці тому +15

      Steady deliberate quiet thoughtful unseen steps are scarier

  • @MildlyOCD
    @MildlyOCD 2 місяці тому +979

    There's very few things more terrifying than a calm man's wrath or an wrathful man's calmness.

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 2 місяці тому +32

      It's not the loud jerk, it's the quiet guy in the corner.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому +37

      See also, "When A Good Man Goes To War" by Steven Moffat.

    • @user-pe4bv7vm2y
      @user-pe4bv7vm2y 2 місяці тому +14

      Yup, been there. Adrenaline is a helluva drug. Long story but it involved a strange man and a kid. Thankfully for the other guy I am not prone to violence. It only took one punch. I've never seen anything so clearly. I sat down, waited for the cops, he left in an ambulance with a police escort. If I was the other kind of crazy, we both would have left in cuffs.

    • @PutinKhuilo331
      @PutinKhuilo331 2 місяці тому +19

      When a Southern woman says "well bless your heart" in a calm tone with "the look". RUN AWAY. JUST RUN AWAY. DON'T COME BACK FOR A FEW HOURS. Especially if you've used her sewing scissors to cut anything but fabric. Just go to the professional sewing store and buy her a replacement pair of $100 scissors.

    • @timewarpchronos3795
      @timewarpchronos3795 2 місяці тому +10

      And woe be upon you if both the quiet man’s wrath and the wrathful man’s calm are directed at you.

  • @Knights_Oath
    @Knights_Oath 2 місяці тому +63

    Oh God, the F-22 is the Team Four Star version of Alucard. He likes to take long very enthusiastic walks.

  • @SkyKingAzure
    @SkyKingAzure 2 місяці тому +74

    F-22: I'm going for a walk.
    Alucard (Hellsing Abridged): I'm going for a walk.
    Same. Energy.

    • @Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end
      @Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end 2 місяці тому +2

      Imagine if those two met 😂😱

    • @cursedimage.mp415
      @cursedimage.mp415 2 місяці тому +5

      When hope is gone...
      Undo this lock...
      And set me forth...
      On A Moonlit Walk

    • @malumkishin8608
      @malumkishin8608 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end That crossover would be fucking awesome

    • @badbloodkiller3471
      @badbloodkiller3471 Місяць тому

      @@cursedimage.mp415
      Release Restraint Level...
      Zero...

    • @blazewing2343
      @blazewing2343 18 днів тому +1

      @@cursedimage.mp415
      When fuck arounds gone
      Hangars unlocked
      Send me forth
      On a Iran walk
      Release restraint level: Find out

  • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
    @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 2 місяці тому +959

    HL makin' an Hellsing Abridged reference? Now that is an ambitious crossover! 🤟🔥

  • @Thesourolivew
    @Thesourolivew 2 місяці тому +362

    “He became self aware” got me

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 2 місяці тому +5

      Fortunately, Russia is nowhere near as effective as SkyNet. Thank god.

  • @azzlecorsaire
    @azzlecorsaire 2 місяці тому +44

    The F-22 is going for an enthusiastic walk.
    *A very enthusiastic walk.*

    • @afrozen10-02
      @afrozen10-02 2 місяці тому +2

      If the F-22 is Alucard does that make the F-35 police girl?

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 місяці тому

      ​@@afrozen10-02Never expected a Hellsing reference here.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 2 місяці тому +19

    When the kid isn't on his "i'd intercept me" craziness and actually makes sense for once... *THAT'S WHEN YOU RUN*!

    • @SallySockPuppet
      @SallySockPuppet 2 місяці тому +2

      There's no escaping The Kid.... You only die sweaty and tired!!!

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop 2 місяці тому +194

    "when he's a nutcase he hasn't figured out exactly what he needs to do,
    When he's calm he has figured out exactly what he is GOING to do"

    • @williamcox2025
      @williamcox2025 2 місяці тому +6

      Perfect way to describe a ADHD personality.

    • @blackdoug5302
      @blackdoug5302 Місяць тому

      Yay I'm no longer alone

  • @EnderMalcolm
    @EnderMalcolm 2 місяці тому +369

    The F-22 is the definition of "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." said in a very calm, very cold voice, without so much a hint of a "Nailed that line" behind the deadpan gaze.
    Likewise, he also feels like Dumbledore when angry. No screaming or shouting, no outward rage. Just a cold fire in the eyes.

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr 2 місяці тому +28

      "F22, did you shoot down those planes?" Dumbledore said calmly.

    • @Spiritofeowyn
      @Spiritofeowyn 2 місяці тому +19

      Ah a doctor who quote.

    • @SirMike02
      @SirMike02 2 місяці тому +12

      Demons run when a good man goes to war

    • @jaeannehidalgo4300
      @jaeannehidalgo4300 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@TheShinyFeraligatroh gaddamit the Dumbledore reference... 😅

    • @FlinnGaidin
      @FlinnGaidin 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@TheShinyFeraligatr Now let's see that in movie form... 😏

  • @TheLooterArmy
    @TheLooterArmy 2 місяці тому +20

    Hey HLC, just wanted you to know that in the past few months I was able to show some of your shorts to my Dad (both of us former Navy) and it was one of the few times I was able to share a laugh with him since he'd begun his final fight with cancer. He left us on April 3rd. Now everytime I see your content (and that of the FatElectrician) I am reminded of those happy moments with my Dad, laughing together as Grandpa Buff is talking shit.

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne Місяць тому +2

      Special times to remember.
      Sorry for your loss. 😢

    • @kencoon2472
      @kencoon2472 Місяць тому +1

      God bless

  • @murdocnichols15
    @murdocnichols15 2 місяці тому +14

    Ok show of hands, how many others immediately thought of Hellsing Abridged?

  • @ghostreborn8766
    @ghostreborn8766 2 місяці тому +387

    DON'T LET HIM GO FOR A WALK!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ZergOverlord9374
      @ZergOverlord9374 2 місяці тому +49

      He just left. Said he was going for a walk...

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 2 місяці тому

      @@ZergOverlord9374dammit someone stop him

    • @cakerberg1735
      @cakerberg1735 2 місяці тому +30

      @@ZergOverlord9374 NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 2 місяці тому +23

      No, no.....let him. He can use the fresh air and "exercise". 😈

    • @SpcKringUSA
      @SpcKringUSA 2 місяці тому +15

      Let the kid stretch his legs it's never good always being cooped up all the time 😉

  • @ianyoder2537
    @ianyoder2537 2 місяці тому +118

    To quote the best abridged series on the internet:
    "Fuck it! Alucard. Go for a walk."

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 2 місяці тому +21

      F22: When hope is gone,Undo this lock,set me forth,on a moonlight walk,release restraint level....Zero

  • @michaelsolomon3496
    @michaelsolomon3496 2 місяці тому +8

    The kid casually channeling his inner Peter Griffin 😂
    "I just wanna talk to him, I juuust wanna talk to him..."

    • @prymus141
      @prymus141 2 місяці тому +1

      Both Peter, and Alucard. Which is terryfing.

  • @gobokinje9183
    @gobokinje9183 2 місяці тому +13

    "I just wanna go for a walk" yeah, just like Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate lmao

  • @OddlyIncredible
    @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому +93

    "Fuck it, dropping the formalities. Alucard! _Go for a walk._ "
    _::Alucard unlocks his internal restraints and goes mode zero...::_

    • @robinjameson4261
      @robinjameson4261 2 місяці тому +6

      when hope is gone, undo this lock and set me forth on a moonlit walk

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому +4

      @@robinjameson4261 "Release restraint level... _zero." ::Party party party! ensues...::_

    • @crabman2010
      @crabman2010 2 місяці тому +3

      It's his... * ugh * #lifehack

  • @gilmadreth680
    @gilmadreth680 2 місяці тому +81

    I have never clicked a video so fast. I watched Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged and "Go for a walk" has a _very_ specific meaning to those of us who know.

    • @naaron39
      @naaron39 2 місяці тому +4

      If you know then you really know!

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому +2

      "Lace makes me feel confident."

  • @mbterabytesjc2036
    @mbterabytesjc2036 2 місяці тому +13

    "I just want to go for a walk and talk to him." Amen, open the hanger doors.😂 😊

  • @simonemancini5550
    @simonemancini5550 2 місяці тому +13

    Nothing in this world is scarier than the Kid when he speaks soft and calmly.
    And Uncle Sam knows that very well.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому +1

      Air Force, lock the fucking hangar doors _NOW!!!!_

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak4671 2 місяці тому +111

    Kid wants to go for a walk.
    *A very enthusiastic walk.*

    • @PortableDuke
      @PortableDuke 2 місяці тому +9

      You know the air force is on high alert when there very own hangers become a SCP containment breach scenario just for the F-22 😮

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 2 місяці тому +5

      F-22. Take a walk

  • @MythicalGrape27
    @MythicalGrape27 2 місяці тому +258

    one of the most reliable military news source!

    • @mirandigriffin9879
      @mirandigriffin9879 2 місяці тому +7

      After watching the news I wait for his videos to se what actually happened The 2 go hand in hand

    • @boxervseible3174
      @boxervseible3174 2 місяці тому +7

      I do it in reverse I come to him first and then I go see what he's talking about through the news

    • @iamGabby
      @iamGabby 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@boxervseible3174 holy mother of buff. I do the same thing. I won't even know that happened if it weren't for the shorts. 🤣

  • @YinYangAngel55
    @YinYangAngel55 2 місяці тому +10

    That gave Hellsing Abridged vibes.
    Alucard: I don't have to take this. I'm going for a walk.
    Integra: oh no you don't!
    Alucard: what are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael McDoesnt Exist?

    • @masonborden5594
      @masonborden5594 2 місяці тому

      The accuracy. The f22 really do be like that. There is nobody he can't beat. Even the f15 struggles in every category to touch the f22, other than thrust to weight ratio. And still yet, it's not enough of a difference to matter

  • @ShuRugal
    @ShuRugal 2 місяці тому +7

    "crazy when not knowing what to do, calm when having decided what and how to do"
    I used to know someone like that. His name was Caleb Barnes. Last i checked, he was still making big rocks into little rocks at Leavenworth.

  • @CashVader
    @CashVader 2 місяці тому +228

    "HOLY FUCK. AIR FORCE, LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS, NOW!" 😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit: 90!? fucking likes in 7 whole fucking minutes? I know where to grind comment likes now _DAYUM_

    • @mikekoch9259
      @mikekoch9259 2 місяці тому +10

      I agree completely, I have never laughed so hard in my entire fucking life, HLC is absolute comedy gold!!!! when the kid makes the comment at the end, I would have absolutely roared with laughter if HLC looked at the camera eyes wide and either the Halloween or Psycho themes started playing, would have topped off the video beautifully, but still world class content HLC keep it up bro.🤣🤣🤣

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 2 місяці тому +8

      I love the fact that the F22 actually scares/ worries America itself!
      Sort of a, "Good Lord, what kind of Monster did I create?!?".

    • @muntuku
      @muntuku 2 місяці тому +2

      113 in 10 minutes now

    • @JerryKosloski
      @JerryKosloski 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, quoting the video we all watched tends to get shit loads of like for some reason

    • @CashVader
      @CashVader 2 місяці тому +2

      @@JerryKosloski ik right? I didn't even expect this bit everytime I comment something early on one of his new vids I get a shit load of likes in minutes

  • @Rettie2Play
    @Rettie2Play 2 місяці тому +17

    "I went for a walk."
    "A WALK!?"
    "A very enthusiastic walk."

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 2 місяці тому +1

      “Where you killed a homicidal dictator?”

  • @MellowGrunt10
    @MellowGrunt10 2 місяці тому +26

    F22: Hey kids, how’s your health plan?
    F14s and MiG29s: *incoherent screaming*
    F22: APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!

  • @mattlies7426
    @mattlies7426 2 місяці тому +4

    If someone could splice together a 5 minute or so montage of grandpa buff going off would be awesome. Him talking about dropping payloads and panties while telling the u-2 to fuck off is pure magic.

  • @NovexusNui777
    @NovexusNui777 2 місяці тому +101

    That last bit had me wheezing and rolling, let the Raptor have a talk, he's gonna be proportional and appropriate, I promise

    • @davidkueny2444
      @davidkueny2444 2 місяці тому

      "Proportional." Assuming USAF logic is like USN logic, that means that the kid is going to shoot half of Iran's airforce out of the sky.

    • @infinablade1687
      @infinablade1687 2 місяці тому

      You wanna be responsible for 9/10 of Iran going missing? Then be my guest

  • @marseldagistani1989
    @marseldagistani1989 2 місяці тому +94

    F22: I am at half mast I NEED to hear this

    • @CrisisHedgehog
      @CrisisHedgehog 2 місяці тому +21

      “Fuck it, dropping the formalities… F22, *Go for a walk…*

    • @kibathemechanic4967
      @kibathemechanic4967 2 місяці тому +17

      "Houston, we have no problems."

    • @DeadRobit29
      @DeadRobit29 2 місяці тому

      "Ah, the return of the 'why' boner. WITH A VENGEANCE!"

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 2 місяці тому +7

      FINE...YOU WERE RIGHT!!!

    • @slayerdearly
      @slayerdearly 2 місяці тому +4

      Alicard reface XD

  • @grantharriman284
    @grantharriman284 2 місяці тому +4

    "Go for a walk" is triggering Hellsing Ultimate Abridged flashbacks, and I AM HERE FOR IT!

  • @AlexDuos
    @AlexDuos 2 місяці тому +4

    The raptor being calm is the equivalent of him leaning forward in his chair

  • @vollied4865
    @vollied4865 2 місяці тому +44

    Truly a man of culture making a Hellsing ultimate abridged reference

  • @Argento_Wolf
    @Argento_Wolf 2 місяці тому +72

    The comments be pulling out all the Hellsing Abridged quotes for this one. Great video

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 місяці тому +1

      The Kid: Do you even _read_ my Christmas list?

  • @Belial1125
    @Belial1125 2 місяці тому +5

    "I just wanna go for a walk" Gives me Hellsing abridged Vibes
    Alucard: "Is it going to be an enthusiastic walk?"

  • @Ange1ofD4rkness
    @Ange1ofD4rkness 2 місяці тому +4

    All I can think of is Hellsing Abridged, "I'm going for a walk" ... maybe the F-22 has been the wrong character all along

  • @kibathemechanic4967
    @kibathemechanic4967 2 місяці тому +95

    When all hope is gone,
    Undo this lock,
    And send me forth,
    On a moonlit walk...

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 2 місяці тому +16

      RELEASE RESTRAINT LEVEL: ZERO. 😱

    • @mirandigriffin9879
      @mirandigriffin9879 2 місяці тому +5

      Beautiful

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 2 місяці тому +6

      *PARTYPARTYPARTY!*

    • @schaddenkorp6977
      @schaddenkorp6977 2 місяці тому +7

      For just a moment, I thought someone was being legitimately poetic. Then I realized it’s another fucking TFS meme. Sigh.
      “Yumi, say something in Moonspeak!”

    • @kibathemechanic4967
      @kibathemechanic4967 2 місяці тому +4

      @@schaddenkorp6977 "Hai."

  • @Sgtnolisten
    @Sgtnolisten 2 місяці тому +21

    Alucard:…I should have asked Integra for a 22 instead of a 71…

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 2 місяці тому +5

      can you imagine the boat scene with a 22 though bro just crashes and no one detected it

    • @xxpoisonblxx
      @xxpoisonblxx 2 місяці тому

      @@enderborn6860 We've sorta tested that scenario by misplacing a '35...

  • @victorhale
    @victorhale 2 місяці тому +5

    “Walter…be honest with me…how much in terms of collateral?” Walter: well…the alucard amount…”

  • @StudleyDuderight
    @StudleyDuderight 2 місяці тому +7

    "I just wanna go for a walk"
    And now I am imagining "The Kid" being voiced by Chris Arnott(voice of Cell in DBZA and Alucard in Hellsing Abridged).
    "F-22! Go for a walk."

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 2 місяці тому +1

      It’s Curtis Arnott otherwise known as Takahata101.

    • @Fyrebird721
      @Fyrebird721 2 місяці тому

      I've only ever known him as Taka, takahata101, or, and this is my personal fave, The guy who kicked LittleMissHoundoom's ass in Yugioh master duel with a tutorial deck

  • @Damen178
    @Damen178 2 місяці тому +42

    The 22 being chill reminds me of a video I saw of a recruit out in the field during a training exercise. He was asleep so hard that the guy filming was able to sneak up on him and take his weapon before he woke up... and that was when we found out the person filming was his drill sergeant and the DI was... very, very calm.
    I've never been in the military, but even I knew that kid was so deep in the shit that he was going to need more than a snorkel.

    • @Rotorhead1651
      @Rotorhead1651 2 місяці тому +4

      I was, and he DID.

    • @warmachine8741
      @warmachine8741 2 місяці тому +1

      A calm DI and knife hand is the scariest thing for a recruit

    • @adamkemper4708
      @adamkemper4708 2 місяці тому +3

      I woke up when I was in the field to my DS trying to take my weapon. He said “what the fuck are you doing awake trainee?” My answer was “I just woke up Drill Sergeant.” His response “go the fuck back to sleep.” Before he released my weapon, I tucked it back under me and went back to sleep scared shitless because I never heard him so calm.

  • @kwondo5668
    @kwondo5668 2 місяці тому +86

    "I just want to go for a walk and go talk to him" Said in a very calm voice... Yeah that's your clue that sugar honey ice tea is about to hit the fan big time.😂

    • @LincolnMiller-di8qv
      @LincolnMiller-di8qv 2 місяці тому +6

      Using the southern phonetic alphabet. Didn’t catch that for a sec

  • @Victor40998
    @Victor40998 2 місяці тому +3

    Ahh the kid turned into Alucard from Hellsing Abridged. Trust me he'll have a VERY enthusiastic walk with Iran.

  • @ReaverPrime
    @ReaverPrime 2 місяці тому +2

    Just gonna go for "a walk", like REAL f'n stealth fighter. 😂
    Alucard would be proud.

  • @gamingsasquatch3357
    @gamingsasquatch3357 2 місяці тому +13

    Getting Abridged Alucard going for a walk in the moonlight vibes here.

  • @blueleader102
    @blueleader102 2 місяці тому +28

    "Fuck it, dropping the formalities. F-22... *go for a walk.* "

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 2 місяці тому +3

      "That's it! Killin' ya both! BIG BANG ATTACK!" - Same energy. :D

    • @blueleader102
      @blueleader102 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@tearstoneactual9773"What's that, brat? I can't hear you; try sign language!"

  • @redskinsman10
    @redskinsman10 Місяць тому +2

    The F-22 was already my favorite fighter jet. Now i love it even more with the personality these videos have gave it.

  • @lemonhead1571
    @lemonhead1571 2 місяці тому +1

    This... has GOT to be. The *funniest* way to catch up on world events. Thank you for all that you do.

  • @Hy3jii
    @Hy3jii 2 місяці тому +26

    "I just wanna go for a walk"
    Getting some big Alucard vibes.

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 2 місяці тому +24

    America: AIR FORCE, CLOSE THE DOORS!
    Air Force: He just left something about going for a walk?
    America: NOOOOOOOOO!
    (Source Hellsing Ultimate Abridged).

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 2 місяці тому

      "HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOL' DOR... HOLD ... DOR ... HO'D'OR... HODOR..."

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 2 місяці тому +4

      The Kid: Hey guys! How’s your air superiority? *Enemy starts shooting* Apparently it’s great!!

  • @iyehovaixboxgaming9855
    @iyehovaixboxgaming9855 2 місяці тому +3

    Well at the very least, the Kid is not a gargantuan-sized mammoth of a man dressed in a red suit going on a "Very Enthusiastic" walk. -And that Uncle Sam knows how to keep him chained and locked up tight in the basement hangar... Unlike Integra Hellsing in the abridged...

  • @gilliganallmighty3
    @gilliganallmighty3 2 місяці тому +2

    The Kid being calm is like dad getting quiet. He knows who did it, and exactly how they are going to make them pay, in the most efficient manner possible.

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer 2 місяці тому +21

    Alucard (from Hellsing abridged): _"Oh ho ho, I see he also likes to go for a walk."_

    • @ronmaximilian6953
      @ronmaximilian6953 2 місяці тому +3

      The F-22 should scare our enemies, but it isn't an Eldritch monster

    • @damaged_good7666
      @damaged_good7666 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ronmaximilian6953 It might be to our enemies, you don't know...

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible Місяць тому +1

      @@damaged_good7666 It legitimately is, actually. Of the publicly available specs, which the US loves to _understate_ as is noted frequently in these videos, the F22 is arguably the best modern fighter ever invented. It's tough to detect, tough to shoot down, extremely maneuverable, carries a punchy selection of weapons, and heavily overbuilt for its role.

  • @anthonyrogers3027
    @anthonyrogers3027 2 місяці тому +13

    Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Hellsing Abridged, so many bodies....

  • @ASmileSuitsYou
    @ASmileSuitsYou 2 місяці тому +1

    "A tennis racket and a pair of binoculars" I'm CRYING 😂😂😂

  • @onerider808
    @onerider808 Місяць тому +1

    This is comedic, geopolitical gold.

  • @Drocksas
    @Drocksas 2 місяці тому +9

    The Kid being calm is like when Spider-Man stops cracking jokes. You KNOW shit's about to go down

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 2 місяці тому +10

    I cackled like Alucard after he tilted an entire hallway worth of paintings at this vid!

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 2 місяці тому +1

    3:24 Dang, Brother! Finally!!
    These are the words I was lookng for the past few days...lol
    Perfect 😎

  • @Pywacket69
    @Pywacket69 2 місяці тому

    Priceless, just priceless.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 2 місяці тому +19

    Iran: Says they have an air defense platform that can see the F-22.
    Also Iran: Where did my air force go? Why are all my planes debris? Nothing showed up on the radar.
    F-22: Say stupid things, win stupid prizes.

  • @theblackrosedaughter
    @theblackrosedaughter 2 місяці тому +2

    If Hellsing Ultimate Abridged taught me anything....one should always be afraid when your best man is "going for a walk"..

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs 2 місяці тому

    "Aww, he became self-aware." I am DYING over here!!!!

  • @atigerclaw
    @atigerclaw 2 місяці тому +70

    *_"RAPTOR!!!!!!?"_*
    "WHAT?!"
    "...Go for a Walk."
    F-22: ... "When hope is gone. Undo this lock. And send me forth. On a moonlit walk. Release restraint level... _ZERO."_

    • @1gient
      @1gient 2 місяці тому +7

      ["Party Party Party" remixed with "Ready To Die" starts blaring while everyone just zerg rushes each other while prioritizing F22... If they can see him]
      Still prefer the canon Ripley Scroll quote.
      "The Bird of Hermes is my name; eating my own wing, to keep myself tame"

    • @ShneekeyTheLost
      @ShneekeyTheLost 2 місяці тому +6

      SAC: You know, that's the first time he's ever followed an order without giving me sass. It's simultaneously satisfying... and disappointing

    • @ReficulDrakul
      @ReficulDrakul 2 місяці тому +1

      not gonna lie even hearing that from a solider would be terrifying XD

  • @whyuhatan
    @whyuhatan 2 місяці тому +19

    I have now a picture in my head of a bunch of hanger technicians frantically running to close the doors 😂

  • @VoltBolt1984
    @VoltBolt1984 2 місяці тому +1

    The fact that the kid was so calm when he talked took me by surprise but then I was rolling over laughing after I just want to talk to him reference.

  • @syntheticsleep
    @syntheticsleep Місяць тому +1

    "Alucard: Go for a walk."
    -Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing
    Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 2 місяці тому +28

    A very _enthusiastic_ walk...

  • @imglidinhere
    @imglidinhere 2 місяці тому +36

    The F22 here is essentially Alucard from TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. "I'm going to go for a walk" is the single most terrifying thing he can say.

  • @evannordhaus
    @evannordhaus Місяць тому +1

    When he said google google assistant opened thinking I needed something 🤣

  • @Harrison9090
    @Harrison9090 10 днів тому

    The last sentence out of nowhere got me laughing 🤣
    *randomly at the end*
    “I just want to go for a walk and talk to him”

  • @mitchs5627
    @mitchs5627 2 місяці тому +26

    Can't stop imagining Peter from family guy, loading the shotgun and walking towards the house with Meg saying he just wants to talk

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen 2 місяці тому +10

    The F22 is going to go on a VERY enthusiastic walk.

  • @takashiryuu3236
    @takashiryuu3236 2 місяці тому +1

    All I can think about is Peter saying " I just want go talk to him.. I just want to go talk to him.. I just want to go talk to him.."

  • @SouthernGentleman55
    @SouthernGentleman55 2 місяці тому +1

    The kid being calm is a whole new level of unhinged

  • @FoxGod
    @FoxGod 2 місяці тому +23

    The kid has taken a page from Alucard and is about too enjoy a very enthusiastic walk.

  • @PopEwLair
    @PopEwLair 2 місяці тому +66

    Linecrosser never fails to put his accents inside us [our eardrums] 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯

  • @bleachbleachBLEACHER
    @bleachbleachBLEACHER 2 місяці тому +4

    "When hope is gone..."
    "Undo this lock..."
    "And send me forth..."
    "On a moonlit walk..."
    "Release Restraint Level... 22."

  • @Deathzt89
    @Deathzt89 2 місяці тому +1

    Hearing the kid be calm sent chills up my spine o.o

  • @sparkplug1018
    @sparkplug1018 2 місяці тому +9

    So the kids an Alucard fan, very nice. And we know, when he finally gets the chance, he is going to take a VERY enthusiastic walk

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 2 місяці тому +1

      Not just an Alucard fan. But an Abridged Hellsing Ultimate fan.

    • @sparkplug1018
      @sparkplug1018 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TheSequimKid They so need to get with TFS and do a crossover, show us why the F-22 doesn’t play well with others. I’m thinking a police girl and Girlycard.

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sparkplug1018 Imagine Taka playing the Canadian F35 asking the F22 why he is why he is. Then have Nick and Scott playing the engineers behind the 22.

    • @sparkplug1018
      @sparkplug1018 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TheSequimKid We need this! Get em on the phone! I want them on the phone right now!
      We are literally at half mast here on this, we NEED to see this

  • @ChefFatty
    @ChefFatty 2 місяці тому +10

    F22 takes very enthusiastic walks

  • @foolishsparky
    @foolishsparky 2 місяці тому +1

    "I just wanna go for a walk." Flashbacks to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

  • @thereallasre
    @thereallasre 2 місяці тому +1

    Gotta say that USS Carney deserves all the mad props, but don't forget Arleigh-Burke is over there, too. She is keelhaul, hanging you from the yardarm old school Navy. But she's been upgraded into something, just wild! It's like you handed Chester Nimitz a Federation phaser in WWII and said, "well, just don't do anything too permanent, Chet."

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s 2 місяці тому +9

    A very enthusiastic walk....

  • @JonBob-ge9mu
    @JonBob-ge9mu 2 місяці тому +9

    Alucard is going for a walk.

  • @AndrewDeLong
    @AndrewDeLong 2 місяці тому +2

    There are two...eh-hem...things....that you should never let out for any kind of walk, moonlit or otherwise. The F22 and certain, crimson-clad nighttime hemoglobin enthusiasts.

  • @dean9265
    @dean9265 2 місяці тому

    Dude, you make me laugh after a crap day!! Love this channel!! 👍

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 2 місяці тому +81

    “Is that like a new type of food coloring? Ever since all the hippies here mad at Rad 42 or some shit” 😂 Florida takes the win