Battletoads Arcade - Episode 2 - "In The Bathroom"
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
- There are some enemies only Tim should be allowed to fight.
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"I wanna be charged with trespassing on railroad property, it sounds fun!" Emile (2021)
Oh Emile, he has no idea what he says... Just take a look at Brave Dave, GIFGAS and above all, Trespass Inc. All 3 are channels here on UA-cam that have actual word about this.
Having actually trespassed on railroad property before, it's massively overrated. Rail sidings and beds aren't good walking.
I've never jumped onto a train, but I can't imagine it'd be fun to be shooed off by workers who just want the live long day to be free of incidents.
@@XanthinZarda
No, what isn't fun is being beat up by the bull (railyard security). The workers are just spotters of opportunity.
Okay, but I thought of wanting to do this too!
Hearing Emile talk about his stowing away on a train and seeing the beauty of the world and having Jon calling that being a boxcar hobo made me smile. I was a huge fan of the Boxcar Children books as a child.
I immediately thought of Brave Dave's train hops. The Big Fat Freight Hop in particular is a _journey._
And now I'm thinking about Boxcar Joe The Magic Hobo
I remember those, now you have made me feel old.
"Most people would want to commit murder."
- ProtonJon
He watched way too much The Purge. I'm on Ross Scott's side here.
Would killing Hitler in the past count as murder?
@@timjor7731 yes.
@@Furen *justified* murder!
I wouldn't...
Next TRG Colosseum Goal: Get Emile an Amtrak ticket across America and have him Vlog it
Or send him to Europe to accompany shiey and GIFGAS.
Watching Emile attempt to vlog would certainly be interesting.
Emile's mind is so naturally innocent that when tasked with the idea of committing any crime and not suffering any consequences, his first thought is to get on a train in a illegal way just because it would be fun. Never change Emile.
He'd make for a good hobo with some practice.
@@DinnerForkTongue : "Hey, buddy, you're trespassing, you gotta... is that a Nintendo Switch?" "Yeah, hang on a second, I got a chain combo going."
Now I just imagine a Purge night where instead of murder there's just this one dude trespassing and dancing on his neighbor's porch just to annoy them.
So basically a purge night where everyone is robbing somebody, stealing, or committing murders yet there is this one outlier who trespasses onto a train getting away from that turd show and then the next day he is seen dancing on his neighbor's porch. Dumbest crime but the funniest.
I was thinking more of everyone just committing tax fraud
@@VanishEclipse4867 : Yeah, I picture it just cutting randomly back to Emile living out his one dream crime and not really doing anything while everyone else is going crazy. XD
Money spent on this part:
Tim: $1.50 ($3.25 total)
Jon: $1.00 ($2.50 total)
Emile: $1.25 ($3.00 total)
Total: $3.75 ($8.75 total)
Yeah, Emile accidentally didn't continue in time, meaning he spent an extra quarter that means he'll go into the next level with one life fewer than he would had he just continued twice. Only time will tell if that will mean Tim catch up and start outperforming our lovable oaf (I mean it in the best way possible, Emile :) )
I hope Chuggaa never truly loses all of his innocence.
Someone hasn't gotten through all of xenoblade 2, innocence was out the window.
On Jon's stream, Emile has admitted that he is horny on main. Don't think you can call him innocent anymore.
Not quite innocence as much as naivety. I hope Emile never becomes jaded.
Everyone: kidnapping, robbery, murdering
Emile: I want to get on one of those train box
Imagine seeing Emile in a Cargo train committing the greatest crime ever XD
He might give Brave Dave a run for his money 😂
3:28 ProtonJon is allowed to say "penis butter."
Don't forget. He can say it ANYTIME he wants and you can't stop him.
Secretly, that was his criminal wish.
Jon: The Dark Queen! Oh She's 6 feet. Jesus. Ok
Chugga: I like that!
Lady D: *Finally, A worthy opponent!*
Imagine Emile committing railroad trespassing on the Infinity Train. He would make a very interesting protagonist!
What would be the lesson he would need to learn though? Unless you mean by stowing away he ends up without a number, thereby meaning he cannot leave the train...
@@Thekoodie I honestly wasn't thinking that far ahead. I just really wanted to imagine Emile on the Infinity Train since I think he'd really enjoy that show (dunno if he's watched it yet).
Jon: Oh, she's six foot tall. Jesus. Okay.
Emile: I like that.
Why am I not surprised, really.
Also, Jon mentioned this being on Rare Replay. Does it have online multiplayer? That's the only way I can see this being possible, you know, since local multiplayer isn't an option.
I don't blame him. lol
Chugga would love Big Vampire Mommy
It's probably done with Fightcade or some online MAME
I like how Jon didn't comment at all.
@@romajimamulo No MAME. Again, Rare Replay.
I have to agree with Emile. Given the opportunity to commit crimes, trespassing is absolutely what I'd want to do over robbery or murder.
Go wherever you want? Yeah, a lot more freedom than you think.
I see your reasoning, but I'd choose looting. You really don't go too far by freight hop in one day, unless you catch an intermodal or some other long haul.
@@DinnerForkTongue Just because it's legal doesn't mean you won't face some consequences. I imagine nobody will be happy to let you take their property even if it's legal, unless you're specifically stealing from a public place you're still also committing the crime of trespassing in the act of robbery and again you're taking from somebody else which is kind of a dick move, and I imagine the general opinion of you will be hurt for your crime. And also, just because it's legal doesn't necessarily mean its easy. I can paint my lawn red since I don't live in Kentucky but it's still a pain in the ass, robbing someone it wouldn't actually hurt would probably be a gigantic hassle, how are you supposed to access Elon Musk's bank account? Trespassing is significantly easier to do and most likely you won't be breaking any other laws in the process and the act of wanting to trespass is about getting an experience out of something which probably isn't hurting anyone else so nobody will think less of you for it, most likely.
Ignoring most of that bullshit and just saying you can rob a rich dude given the legal opportunity makes the most sense assuming there's nothing else standing in your way but I personally wasn't really looking at it like that. I'd probably answer rob a rich dude and then spread around all the money and use my own portion of the funds to buy an abandoned mall to check it out legally looking at it more simply but I dunno, my first reaction was just "trespassing sounds fun" and as I thought more about it it continued to make sense as an answer.
@@CheerUpCrewcut : In other words, Emile would be the one guy who wouldn't get screwed over by wishing on a Monkey's Paw. XD
Jaywalk, loiter, tresspass
"She's 6 foot tall"
Chugga- "I like that"
Me too chugga, me too.
0:15 of course you did Emile…
4:50 Emile… smh
5:34 *ding*
6:30 Why are we talking about murder here??? Lol
6:57 XD BLESS YOU FOR THAT
I like how Chugga’s summary of d.b. Cooper includes the criminal parts of the story
Jon: Oh, she's six foot tall
Emile: I like that.
*everybody intentionally ignores*
So instead of a legal robbery or murder, Emile would rather stowaway on a train. Funny enough I would rather stowaway on a train than commit a robbery or murder.
Also Jon describing that most people would want to commit murder basically described the Purge series in a nutshell.
What about burglary? By definition burglars only steal stuff, no violence whatsoever (violence or the threat of violence turns it to robbery)...
Did anyone else get the feeling that Emile only wanted to ride a train box car because of all the times cartoons have shown that?
That or he watched Brave Dave and got a bit too invested.
@@DinnerForkTongue You know, with a name like Brave Dave, I can believe that. A lot.
Not just cartoons. There’s an episode of Family Guy that shows it too
At this point, none of us are surprise that the kind of things Emile says. Along with the slow decay of his innocence.
The day he becomes jaded will be a grim one.
Chugga’s Lost Innocence: Train Stowaway Edition
Emile, I think stowing away on the boxcar being a crime is the thrill of it, with the feeling that nobody knows you’re there or shouldn’t know you’re there.
If it’s made legal, it’s only slightly different than going into a passenger car, with the fact that people will just ignore you if they see you.
Not really, at least according to the average train hopper. According to Brave Dave at least, a freight is way more comfortable than a passenger, at least if you have a sleeping bag and an empty container to hide in.
I can't wait for The Purge: Emile edition
From Chicago to Los Angeles with Emiliano!
Jon: She's six feet tall.
Emile: I like that.
Based Chad Emile
Eh, don't worry Chugga. With enough *train-ing,* you could get away with your favorite crime.
It would go off the 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀 pretty quickly
Let’s be honest if Chugga tried to commit a crime it would become a trainwreck in a matter of seconds.
You out of line.. Train line that is..
I get the feeling that the authorities would be on his *tracks* immediately
He has to HOP to it and grab the BULL by the horns. By then he'll be SURFING pretty.
Rare never wanted to work with EA again
Wow they actually had the foresight on this
Not sure how much better Microsoft is, but eh.
@@DinnerForkTongue I think most of the key players bailed around that acquisition.
Did they own a monado back then?
@@bluemariomedia8351 or foresight
I'd assume the crime they'd want to be immune to most would be copyright infringement tbh. Never worry about Jet Set Radio again.
Although I think copyright infringement is a civil thing instead of a criminal thing.
@@PelicanOfDeath I believe it is a criminal charge since it involves taking income from another person using their intellectual property.
I'd be ALL for watching you three tackle the modern Battletoads game!
4:58
Chugga: I would trespass on railroad property.
Me: Eyes open wide because I was playing Railroads Online when he said that.
0:38 Emile: TITAN'S FOOT!
Me: That a Xenoblade Chronicles reference, huh?
This is Emile we're talking about.
9:22 ...Okay, who else was thinking it?
"Right, I'll do you for that!"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I'M INVINCIBLE!"
"You're a looney."
I guess Tim found his way into the title of this video…
About time, really.
Emile's answer actually makes a lot of sense here in the USA. Unlike *literally* every other country who rents out passenger lines to freight companies... the USA rents out *freight* lines to *passenger* companies. The grand majority of railroads in the USA are purely freight. Meaning that a lot of the time you cant see the sights those trains would end up seeing unless you're a conductor or engineer who's on that freight train. So as someone from the USA, Emile's answer makes a good amount of sense given what our railways are like compared to the rest of the world.
And if you consider Amtrak has lower priority than the smallest of gondola trains, it's easy to see them as a priority.
4:14 Funny that this comes up at the same time the latest Ross's Game Dungeon (on The Division) pokes holes in The Purge about what crimes would be committed. Looting and contraband would be #1 if his logic is to be believed, and it makes sense. Murder wouldn't be _that_ huge, mostly score settling involving police officers. Most people DON'T have a murderboner, to the surprise of those that live in Fictionland.
7:51 Feels like I should mention the Dark Queen's hologram in the back has very visible nipples. Space is cold indeed.
Along with the side "Stompin time!" from the rats, If you knock a rat (or if they knock you) off the platform/stage youll actually hear a scream as they fall. Ive seen other games where that doesnt happen
Nice to see Emile hasn’t changed since the time Stephen had him play GTAV.
The Dark Queen is 6' tall and 120-something pounds.
I'm 5'11" and north of 200, and granted, I'm not a small build, but I don't have the up-fronts DQ has, either.
Bottom line is, I don't think the Dark Queen's very healthy.
She's supposedly human too, so "alien biology" is not a defense this time
Jon mentioned her supposedly being taller, though I believe that was due to how the sprites for the games were done.
Canonically, the shortest of the Toads, Zitz, is three inches taller than the Dark Queen. Pimple is the tallest at 7'4", with Rash in the middle at 6'8". Yet in the original Battletoads, Battlemaniacs for SNES and the Double Dragon crossover she's shown to be well over Pimple's height, in some cases being at least twice to thrice over.
@@Blayne06
Well bosses are almost always oversized in games like this.
So here's the caveat to Jon's answer of "rob Fort Knox." - Sure, you can get away with it. But then, if you are getting a crime for free, you have to remember that it's likely that OTHERS are ALSO getting a crime for free. If you rob somebody or some place, then odds are, they're going to get you back for it somehow. They key to this argument for me is that you want to commit a victimless crime so that nobody is going to want to get back at you.
Emile dreamed about being D.B Cooper, eh? Whenever I think about D.B Cooper, I think of Civvie being questioned about a stolen hydrogen bomb.
*Civvie:* "I didn't steal a *_hydrogen_* bomb!"
Legally committing a crime? None of them.
I really need to play a beat em up
Jon: She's six foot tall. Jesus.
me: Puh-lease. Lady Dimitrescu is almost 10 feet tall. She also wears more clothing than Space Queen does, but she amassed a bigger fanbase in a shorter amount of time.
EDIT: Poopin' space rat = happy Tim, especially since Emile gave way for him to take the rat down.
7:22 I hope I'm not the only one who caught Emile accidentally giving himself a Game Over
I definitely also saw that.
Yeah, I noticed too. I was like “Wait, that timer went down super fast.” He must have pressed the wrong button
One thing I would do that's illegal if I wouldn't get in trouble? Publicly share the files of a large company that's up to no good, like Disney, EA or Activision; a company that's making too much money off taking advantage or exploiting customers/employees/both.
This.
Seconded. Blow that whistle.
I second this for sure.
And me. Stealing nfts
@@bluemariomedia8351 don't think that's a crime tho, since the image isn't the actual NFT, to my understanding.
To my understanding, the actual NFT is the receipt stating they own the image.
This is one of many reasons NFTs are scams
As a wise man once said, "Ya know ♪ IN THE BATHROOM! ♪"
* ding *
I'll be the one to say it. There is NO WAY the dark queen is 6' and only 126lbs like look at that woman lmfao she's stacked!!
Rit? She's a 180 at least!
@@DinnerForkTongue bear minimum XD I'm 6' 1" and 185 and she's definently more built then me!
...Have fun with that failed continue, stat trackers. :3
Emile has some…interesting priorities lol
Even rats need to take a dump. Speaking of, gods help them if there’s a Battletoads Arcade equivalent to Rat Race, Clinger Winger, Turbo Tunnels, Terra Tubes, and/or the elevator.
0:05 Oh she is in this game. We gonna see Doc too?
1:36 Almost sounded like one of the demon types from Doom, whatever the brown ones are.
2:06 Hmm, I thought Jon said he didn’t like that one much, and it wasn’t because of what happened to the Dark Queen.
So that’s what it was, just an OK single player experience.
It’s all about the PR and what people see on the surface. If it looks pristine enough, that’s what people will remember them at the time for rather than all the gunk underneath it all.
4:24 If you could legally commit a crime, it wouldn’t be a crime.
5:35 Oh man, I can even hear the act too. Rareware and their potty humor…
6:30 To his credit, Emile did initially agree…until he started feeling like he needed to defend the inferior option.
8:05 Dark Queen in the background doing her best Starbase Shredder/FG background character impression.
10:30 Speaking of FGs, time to beat up a vehicle because it’s the bonus stage!
1:36 You're thinking of the Hell Knight. In Doom 64 he sounds like that when hurt.
no way queen of darkness is 6' tall with that build and only 126 pounds.
4:29 ProtonJon: Rob Fort Knox.
Hopefully, he’s not planning to nuke the gold like Goldfinger nearly did!
The talk of committing crimes, and dreams, reminds me of an interesting dream I had a few months ago.
I don't remember most of the details, but I do remember that in the dream, it was late at night, I was home alone, and for some reason it was important that it seemed like the house was empty. The police were searching the house from outside the windows, and I was trying to hide from them. I was almost certain one of them saw me, but they ended up leaving shortly after. I thought up a plan about what I'd do and where I'd go in the morning, and went to bed, in my dream.
I then woke up, in real life, and the dream was so vivid, that for a little while, I thought I actually had to go through with that plan that I came up with in the dream. Of course, once I stepped outside my room, and saw my family at home, I realized it was all just a dream.
Anyone else ever have a dream like that? Where they wake up, and for at least a little bit, think it was real?
Feels so good!
Pretty good episode, all things considered. So if Jon has exclusive rights to "penis butter", does that mean that Emile and Tim have exclusive rights to the "epic NO" and "In The Bathroom!" respectively? Would make a lot of sense if so. That said, keep up the good content!
If he is, then I'm pretty sure quite a few other TRG members aside from Jon would have at least SOME rights to that. Just off the top of my head, I'm fairly certain Tim and Tom have also used mature and/or naughty language at least a few times in past videos. Either way, thanks for the clarification.
Tim's certainly not showing it. I dont think I've heard any of his toilet humor in his recent stuff. Its admittedly offputting.
That makes sense I suppose. Almost as if Emile could have a certain 'Benjamin Button' esque quality to him (minus the reverse aging obviously) in that his innocence could be developing in reverse. But that's just a guess on my part. That said, I don't remember many of his LPs where he actually cussed a lot (and I've seen at least a quarter of them at the point of typing this comment), but I could've managed to miss all the ones he did swear in. Either way it is what it is.
@@AzureMoebius22 Maybe Tim's getting infected by Chugga's increasing innocence? Nah I doubt it works that way, but it's possible. It could be though that like with Emile's epic "NO!", Tim got asked by fans to cut back on it, which if I'm being honest is a bit suprising/shocking, since I personally always got a chuckle out of it when I'd get to hear Tim's toilet humor.
5:50-6:00
Trespassing in general in abandoned buildings and such would be fun if it were legal.
Let's see, first Emile says dentures are "fun" and now he says trespassing on railroad property is fun. Wow, Emile, you have a very weird idea of fun. Maybe you should have become an actor?
Fun fact: in Belgium, if you have a trash bag and a hi-vis vest, you're not trespassing on a railroad.
This stage has the ONE song I always think back to when I think Battletoads in general AND the race.
I wonder how many people's answer are legit just "Eat the Rich" to Emile's question in whatever way that person will want to do it. Also that's an hilarious concept, a passenger train in America that probably is not on the east coast. I know there's probably a few but I'm too burned by car dominated surbabia to even think it's an actual viable form of transport in the U.S.
"Seriously, Guys: We eat 2 or 3 billionaires and the rest will fall in line."
The 2020 Battletoads would be awesome as another play through
Honestly, with regards to the Not-Go-To-Jail-Free Card question, my gut reaction was "Tax Evasion" - but after thinking it through, I think I've settled on "Willful Civil Copyright Infringement"
Chugga is on something this episode.
Here's the thing, Jon: it might be LEGAL to commit the robbery, but you still have to go through the effort of doing it. It might be legal to take gold from Fort Knox, but it wouldn't be easy to get in there to take it. Riding a boxcar is significantly easier. :P
imagine being a boxcar hobo and u see fucking chuggaaconroy looking out the window
"Emile, put your fucking head down! The bull will see you!"
Though really, he'd most likely ride a suicide (intermodal car with no floor) because he's silly like that.
The entire episode I was waiting for Tim to say his former #1 catchphrase...
Love how Jon sounds close to how the Dark Queen sounds in the 2021 Battletoads with her British accent. :)
I honestly surprised that Emile didn't answer with "arson"
That would give him reason to burn every copy of Sticker Star he sees on sight
DING!!!!
never thought I'd hear Emile mention D.B. Cooper
Watching Emile not continue, but speed up his counter was painful.
Meh.
Honestly the crime I want to commit would be building without a license.
Jon: oh she's 6 feet tall. Jesus. Okay.
Emile: I like that.
Me: me too Emile. Me too.
I mean, I get where Chugga comes from. Freight trains run on different railroads depending on where you go to avoid cities and the like. Then again, Jon and Tim probably have the right awnser XD
Speaking vicariously, there are some WONDERFUL routes only freights get. One good example is the Canadian Pacific MacTier*-Thunder Bay line. It's absolutely picturesque.
*: a sleepy little village north of Toronto, where CP has a crew change
6:37 So Jon wants to kill Emile, got it.
Aaaaand Emila made me laugh for dumb reasons again xD
"JUST GET A PASSENGER TICKET EMILE"
"BUT IT'S WAY MORE FUN IN A BOXCAR THAT WAS NOT DESIGNED FOR HUMAN COMFORT AT ALL!!!!!"
Proton jon talking about how he'd rob fort nox, but just because it's legal doesn't mean they won't have security
8:50 : "It's the wrong trousers, Grommet!"
I feel like "Murder" is the answer most people would expect from others because it's one of the biggest crimes but most people's actual answer would be robbery (or something similar) because that actually gets them more actual benefit. I also like Emile's answer because it's a unique one and based on a very specific desire that can only be brought about by a crime. Sure robbing a place that gets you set for life is probably the 'right' answer but it's also significantly more boring than hearing about the hobo train ride.
I've always wondered what it would be like to ride a train box car.
I have a feeling that, due to Trip Hawkins focusing on the 3DO company, the management that ended up working with Rare was probably some of the people that eventually led to the company being what they are now
that enemy is one of the reasons i wanted you to play this game
Ding
"sees title" "reads the description" ya sounds about right....
0:55 That weapon looks like a burnt mostly eaten popsicle XD
5:33 If all crime was legal I would steal as many cookies and video games as possible that I could get my hands on.
8:15 He's a firing his laser!!!!
10:26 Emile gave himself a gameover on a freeplay arcade game :D
It's just funny to me honestly seeing that the enemy sprites (particularly the rat enemies) and some of the sound effects got reused in Sega Brawlers Megamix lol
To be fair to Emile, fraight trains go on different routes, over longer distances, and to more places than passenger trains in the US. Our public transport in all forms was gutted on behalf of the automotive industry.
So what crime would you commit if you were allowed one?
Mine would be TAX EVASION!
Either robbery or if I had the ability
Finding a way to make all those who are billionaires and who are pieces of sh*t at the same time to pay taxes and also do better in other avenues
I would just shoplift a video game console.
def not whatever tf omega13 was trying to say, anyways rob a bank I suppose
@@toooydoeur basically force them to pay up everything they owe in multiple areas or else all their stuff will keep breaking and breaking and breaking till they do
Or just rob all the greedy Billionaires
@@omega13whitelucario95 pay up sure I guess
Fun fact: the Battletoads games' difficulty is canon because the toads designed it themselves in-universe.
anybody else enjoy hearing emile cuss again? its been a good while 😂 i was shocked to hear it again tbh
The rat in the robot pants reminds me of the robo walk suspenders from Wallace and gromit
Now EA is nowhere near the gutter that is Ubisoft and Activision.
Emile has some weird life goals.
When Emil describes his dream and mentions the police waiting for him as he returns home, did anyone else envision him returning home as literally parachuting in to the front of his house directly from the flight?
Personally, if I could break any law and get away with it, I would break the laws of Thermodynamics by creating a Perpetual Motion Machine.
Emile would be the guy to rob a 7/11 during the purge
Chugga confirmed simp
Emile read way too many of the Boxcar Kid books as a child
1. 0:13-0:24 Of course chuggs would say that and Jon not entertain it 1:28-1:38 Okay THAT deserves some question
2. 3:15-3:45 What kind of relationship agreement…?
3. 3:59-4:10 LOL instant denial
4. 4:20-6:02 & 6:12-7:59 This conversation started somewhere quite funny, and it turned into something pitiful. But I found it all entertaining nonetheless, and surely others did too
I gave a like just because of the title. Always love to see NCS memes.
From personal experience being investigated for a crime you didn't do is very stressful and has taken years off my life
7:25 is when chuggaa games over lol that's what reseted his score
I would create a false contract of some kind and commit perjury that would facilitate access to whatever I wanted forever.