Wait so even the bad guys are family if so where is donagan and that girl with the burnt hair and the president of the usa and the daughter and the magnetmen and the secret service men and those skeletons from sk2
I don’t what’s more funny The fact that there is a channel on UA-cam called dinkster daily Or the fact that bolt probably has liked every single one of their videos
@@CapsirusPrime Sorry, I don't have a specific link for that, but both of them played on the SMP Live server and i'm pretty sure Pokay and CallMeCarsonLive have footage of them together.
As a recall, the toymaker intentionally released her for some reason. I think it was to tempt Juni to just quit the mission at that point he'd have what he personally came for.
I had the entire Spy Kids Trilogy on DVD as a kid. And looking back on these movies now as an adult is hilarious. And I’m just now realizing that scientist/agent is Salma Hayek
Diamondbolt: "You don't need to see the other two movies to enjoy this one" Also Diamondbolt: "I can't believe how much random crap they through at you and just expect you to be okay with it. Like these." *Proceeds to show us characters and animals that were introduced in the previous two movies*
The phrase "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
You can learn from your mistakes and not be pissed Being pissed all the time actually leads To worse gameplay when you win while lost in emotion you often don't even know how you won so if you try again you will likely loose again
Genuinely as a kid never realised this was a 3D movie, I'd always just known it as Spy Kids 3 and that it looked and the story was very different to the others
6:42 it's been years since I've seen an MLG Gamer montage edit if this dankitude, I can feel the Mountain Dew coursing through my veins again, great job on this Adam, you're truly a Gamer L0rd.
7:07 yes... Finaly a good game reference: the Halo trilogy. (Actually a collection of 7 FPS Halo games with only 5 parts that use that voice) Thell me if i im wrong! Can't know everything im not the Primordial or the Flood!
Isn’t this like a live action isekai or something? Edit: This automatically gets 100% on rotten tomatoes for being an isekai with Sylvester Stallone in it!
No isekai means going to another world completely. This is all just virtual reality. An Isekai would be something like Alice in Wonderland or The Chronicles of Narnia.
HEY DID YOU KNOW THIS A 3D COMMENT SECTION
In the 3 R D D I M E N S I O N
Oh really? No wonder the the micro bra glasses on red dude's head look so real and I can remove them from his head
DID. YOU. KNOW?
*haha funny anime noise*
O ma God its so Realistics
"Everyone...is family"
For some reason that includes the park owner they met once
Toretto?
Somebody ring the dinkster?
Met!
They saw him once!
Met means they actually know something about him
you dare insult Dinky Winks? he is everyone's family
Wait so even the bad guys are family if so where is donagan and that girl with the burnt hair and the president of the usa and the daughter and the magnetmen and the secret service men and those skeletons from sk2
“With all do respect sir, *no* “
HOW IS THIS NOT A MEME.
😂 idk
due*
@@goblinoide bruh
Timestamp?
@@blazeking6432 1:38
"Okay juni we can no longer be of assistence"
"What assistence"
*Rekt*
*DESTROYED*
FUKIN GOTTEM!!!
owned, even
I love how in the background there's just random memes.
Yeah you know 😂
No that's in the actual movie dude
@@owyemen9367 wat really
@@owyemen9367 what for real but it says the f word alot and it's not really pg
@@davisdoes4264 no its sarcastic
“NO ELIJA WHAT DID THEY PROMISE YOU”
“cake”
Cake
*f*cken dies*
C A K E
there is no Cake
The cake is a lie
(Not sorry)
@@AmaticXLII * lenny faces in portal*
“We will win”
“With my strength”
“With my brains”
“AnD mY CoOl”
10/10 lines
And with my sword
With my stealth
“ C A K E “
@@pakspider6482 and my Axe!
This will be the fellow ship of the Game
The spy kids characters should’ve returned in the next avengers movie
I see this profile picture everywhere
I have a feeling this will be hearted.
No just the dinkster, the guy and the thumb things
Put spy kids characters in smash already sakurai
Along with Shark Boy and Lava Girl, it would've made endgame the best!
That mlg parody was like seeing an old friend that you haven't seen in years
Dat meme nostalgia hits haaaaard
It hit differently now
2012 - 2015 nostalgia
It made me realize how long it's been since I've seen an MLG meme
"Im the guy!"
"Your not the guy. We know your not the guy."
"Hes not the guy.... I am"
"And who are you?"
"Im the guy, the real guy"
"Cake." *dies*
to many guy
You're not that guy, pal.
Your not that guy pal, trust me your not that guy
“HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS IS A 3D MOVIE “
Every 5 seconds
Wait, it was?
W
O
W
Is it?
No
The MLG segment might have just been the best thing you’ve ever done on your channel so far.
Thank you!!
@@DiamondBolt please review G force
@@ratattaratsoana5342 dude g-force is lit as hell
@@DiamondBolt wierd suggestion but you watching ace ventura pet detective would be cool
@@ratattaratsoana5342 gforce is dumb as hell
i used to play the game on wii all the time
so so dumb but amazing and i love it
12:25 When ur girl says she is home alone:
Juney started off as the myth The Guy, but finished the game as TheLegend27.
What is this 2016
Its juni bruh
Haha. He finished as generator rex
Bruh true have you seen him in GAMER MODE
AHA FROM THE MEEMEEE
“I never even got... her email address...”
69 likes nice
@@anonymousdude8184
Its 148 now
Ratbat 1986 frick it’s 149 now
@@lordofpickles69p48 164 now
165... WE NEED 4 MORE
It's only now that I realize that Elijah Wood was the actor for, "The Guy", makes the scene where he says, "cake!", Even MORE amazing then before lol
Yeah me too XD
12:12 avengers endgame totally stole this scene.
“ *SOMEBODY RING THE DINGSTER* “
xD i cant even hate on this ahahaha so true xD
5:53 hippie too
I am the toy maker and I am grandpa
“Hold on to your joysticks boys”
*HOL UP*
UHHHHHHHHH
w h y
justahuman 212 oh yeah
R/Holdup
UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH
This entire franchise is a fever dream and I love it
I don’t what’s more funny
The fact that there is a channel on UA-cam called dinkster daily
Or the fact that bolt probably has liked every single one of their videos
Or the fact that the guy from the channel is a great redstone engineer and managed to play minecraft with Gumball's voice actor
@@randomstormtrooper3345 send me a link to that pls I need to see it
@@CapsirusPrime Sorry, I don't have a specific link for that, but both of them played on the SMP Live server and i'm pretty sure Pokay and CallMeCarsonLive have footage of them together.
Both
Top ten words said right before disaster:
1. “ CAKE “
i NeVer eVen gOt HiS eMaiL aDreSS
THE CAKE IS A LIE
I thought he said kink...
I am the cake
Literally the only good part of the movie
“What did they promise you?”
“Cake”
The cake is a lie
The true lesson is that there is a dinkster in all of us.
Da hell is your profile pic is it like a weird eye or something
I read it as “there is a kinkster in all of us”
The real Dinkster was the friends we made along the way
INHAAL o
There are 2 dinksters among us.
She’s not real.
THEY ARE REAL TO ME!
Basically videogames in general
I was not expecting a force unleashed joke
@@Chuked true videogame waifu
She's not real...she's and egirl
A force unleashed joke
11:03 he's *tHe GuY*
The my pillow guy! (This is a dumb reference)
Movie: "Hold on to your joysticks boys"
Me a hormonal teenager: when am I not holding it
Same hahhahah
I'm dead inside
O_o
@@bluaxgaming2662 so am i
Amen brother
@@wnll0850 nemA
Gives health to girl
EVERYONE: SIMP!!!!!!!!
haz 007 Diamondbolt: CHAD!!!!!!!
@@TheBrokenOwl everyone but louder this time: SIMP!!!!!!!!!!
And then she amditly dies what are you doing Judy I mean a gamer takes what he wants you lovesick dog
He is a simp he needs the health pack
Well who is that it's Mr. MVP SIIIMMPP
"Hold on to your joysticks, boys" is the best line I've ever heard
Even as a kid, I thought it was weird how easily they rescued his sister, like she had turned traitor or something. I kept expecting some twist.
As a recall, the toymaker intentionally released her for some reason. I think it was to tempt Juni to just quit the mission at that point he'd have what he personally came for.
yea it felt really weird
Toymaker released her to encourage Juni to reach level 5 and release him
6:42 I want this scene to be turned into a full fledged movie.
Not Joking.
Ready player one?
Mad max for children
Just watch the f-zero anime.
@@incog0956 I was just gonna say. Lol
I had the entire Spy Kids Trilogy on DVD as a kid. And looking back on these movies now as an adult is hilarious. And I’m just now realizing that scientist/agent is Salma Hayek
"With my strength"
"And my brains"
"And my cool"
"AND MY AXE!"
And my fire
And my thiccness
And my macaroni and cheese.
And my Emo
And my REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So this was basically Avengers: Endgame before Avengers: Endgame.
But better than Avengers Endgame in every single fucking way.
Avengers Endgame low budget edition
Eh its more similar to SAO
@@01Nexus shit up
@@shahanahsan05 lmao
Me home alone wondering what I'm going to eat for dinner: 10:33
The amount of dead memes in this video is crazy.
Yeah that MLG parody was a blast from the past.
Baby shark doo dodo do do do baby shark sing a long
@@aliciaverret2819 NO.
@@aliciaverret2819 OK baby shark do do do mommy shark do do do daddy shark do do do do
"I never even got her email address"
-2003 Juni
Top ten saddest anime moments
Diamondbolt: "You don't need to see the other two movies to enjoy this one"
Also Diamondbolt: "I can't believe how much random crap they through at you and just expect you to be okay with it. Like these." *Proceeds to show us characters and animals that were introduced in the previous two movies*
10:28
Diamondbolt: "why? What did they promise you?"
The Guy: "cake."
No, no. It was the emails of all the girl players on the server!
Yes my childhood can’t see how much diamondbolt loves
This masterpiece
So many memes in the background...
To this day I’ll never understand why Juno chose his paraplegic grandfather over Machete.
Well he needed someone with the brain cells he was lacking
Plot reasons and his grandpa’s connection to the Toymaker. It would’ve been cool and exciting to see Machete in the game. A
*Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?* - Diamondbolt to Discordbolt
We all win
"With my strength"
"My brains"
"My cool"
"My D***"
I'm surprised he didn't mention that that scene was a Lotr reference
And Demitra have her intuition.
MY A X E
My joystick
The MLG race was truly the cinematic moment of all time.
Dude this video literally ruined my humour i laughed at a piece of paper today
What was written on it?
The phrase "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.
There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
Spoken like a true gamer
You can learn from your mistakes and not be pissed
Being pissed all the time actually leads To worse gameplay when you win while lost in emotion you often don't even know how you won so if you try again you will likely loose again
turkey fluff original comment was a line from somewhere. If your comment was another line from somewhere feel free to let me know
And cake helps you
Kryz Pol are you his dad or something lol
My favourite thing about this is the fact that Adam literally calls him Robert like a dear friend
Diamondbolt: *Is 18*
Also Diamondbolt: I haven’t seen Spy Kids 1 and 2 in 20 years
he watched it in the afterlife
more like "beforelife" but yeah whatever
@@Hal-fx9xx reincarnation
“Game Over has a little something for everyone” - Grant Gamerson
“It just works”
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows
Genuinely as a kid never realised this was a 3D movie, I'd always just known it as Spy Kids 3 and that it looked and the story was very different to the others
Juni: (gives health pack to Demetra and says he doesn’t want anything bad happen to her)
Me (2010): Aww
Me (2020): *SIMP!*
MothGoji 2 LOL! 😂
Lmao what a simp
He was a simp 10 years before the word was discovered
For some reason i hate the word SIMP Now
Ok
Boomer
Everybody say “thank you diamondbolt for bringing back MLG in 2020”
SwitchedHats Studio why?
*S T R A N G E*
Thank you diamondbolt for bringing baco mlg in 2020
@@GrowdotGrowdot-kv6fp Oh Right, You dont have one.
Spy Kids 3D is genuinely one of my most favourite movies ever and I swear it's not because of nostalgia
The whole trilogy goes hard, the skeletons cheering and booing in the second one still get me
This movie should win an Oscar
A movie masterpiece
I agree the creator of Spy Kids should also get a Nobel Peace Prize
6:20
He made a grunt of exerting force to just push a button.
Also that MLG bit was God tier editing.
Button pressing is serious business
Game boi: Hold onto your joysticks boys.
Nobody:
Diamondbolt: "Excuse Me"
Normie
I reached your comment exactly when the scene came on
@@nisamtijakriv3113 lmao
@@RizaLazar yes I would say I'm pretty normal.
6:42 it's been years since I've seen an MLG Gamer montage edit if this dankitude, I can feel the Mountain Dew coursing through my veins again, great job on this Adam, you're truly a Gamer L0rd.
I just learned that Dinkster Daily has stopped after 3000 daily uploads. Hell of a journey.
Yeah:(
"Cake"
Immediately dies.
Me:sounds about right.
"Cake" top 10 words uttered before disaster
Elijah Wood's cameo cracks me up every time
Cake
I've literally watched this video like ten times for 2 reasons
1) diamondbolt is amazing
2) I keep trying to find all the hidden memes
10:18 top ten best anime hero reveals
5:55 *HOLD ON TO YOUR JOYSTICKS BOYS*
Diamondbolt makes MLG in 2020...
I'm not complaining
"Hey Diamondbolt, how are you going to reach 300K subscribers?"
"With my C O O L"
His what?
7:07 yes... Finaly a good game reference: the Halo trilogy.
(Actually a collection of 7 FPS Halo games with only 5 parts that use that voice)
Thell me if i im wrong!
Can't know everything im not the Primordial or the Flood!
Bolt at 5:24: "Hey did you guys know this is the 3D movie yet?"
Me: Holy crap, YOU'RE RIGHT
"Rip that wave Junie!" God i love the early 2000s
9:40 AW YEAH. THIS IS HAPPENIN
The more I watch this movie the more I understand the twisted, bending, incomprehensible secrets of the dark, cruel hell we call the universe....
Those gifs in the background make me laugh out loud every time
haha so true XD
And there was never another spy kids ever again
Wait a fucking minute
Oh shit
I can’t get over the fact you put that effort into the MLG montage parody.
The original and better "Sword Art Online"
I mean that isn't much of an accomplishment.
This movie at least has more personality......
*live action Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers
I think this is worse because of the amount of 3D shit they throw at you
Bruh
13:37 unfortunately Dinkster daily is now gone
No one:
Diamondbolt:Hey did you guys know this was a 3D movie
That MLG section gave me pure nostalgia and a seizure
4:54
Kid: her
Me: oh shit its toph bef-oh wait nope, wrong character.
Same energy
This movie in a nutshell: HeY lOoK......ThReE dEe
“Hold onto your joysticks, guys.”
“Wait, wha-?”
*”Let’s play Raid: Shadow Legends.”*
Lol
So that's why Frodo left Middle Earth, to be the GUY
Truly one of the guys of all time
When your in quarentine to long and start using 2012 memes
Old yes but Diamondbolt will always know how to use the oldest and deadest of memes
That was the video’s best part.
Also its 2020 and 2012 is 2020 so i guess its on date?
It’s You’re
You know, something about this movie gives me the idea it might be 3-D.
What gives you that idea?
Juni: Grandpa, I really need your help, there's an evil guy that I need to destroy.
Grandpa: heehee butterfly goodbye
*Runs off into nowhere*
You should do “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.” It’s a weird one.
Ah yes that’s a good movie
[♪In the jungle♫ intensifies] :-)
It's a great movie
I only watched it because it has Cannibal Corpse, lol. It's great all metal aside tho.
Oh hell yeah 🔥 please diamondbolt
Isn’t this like a live action isekai or something?
Edit: This automatically gets 100% on rotten tomatoes for being an isekai with Sylvester Stallone in it!
I don't think that's how It works but okay
No isekai means going to another world completely. This is all just virtual reality. An Isekai would be something like Alice in Wonderland or The Chronicles of Narnia.
Live action? Yes. Isekai? Not quite.
@@brandonlyon730 But if you die in the game you die in real life
I've never laughed harder than during the racing montage.
For me it was the Guy getting zapped immediately after saying cake
Man, that MLG section...
I hadn't laughed so hard since about the beginning of the year, good job!
I seriously just love the nostalgia rush of this channel
5:29
Best bit
Finally, a worthy review! Our enjoyment will be legendary!
Yeah
That mlg scene will forever have me in tears of laughter
4:45 the best thing in my life
4:08:
*Pros: Superior Intellect*
*Cons: Physically Disabled*
XD I wasn’t ready!
The three best part of movies “he ruined my dream journal” and “I never got her email address
I have something to Say and I never only one her take notes!
What's the oth... wait I know
6:40 is the best part of the video
The race scene had me freakin rolling!!! Funniest thing ive ever seen!!!
Very happy to see Diamondbolt to embrace the MLG Pro-Gamer part of himself.
Those Were The Times.
12:37 we just gonna ignore how his foot clipped through the building
"so it's a normal game then?" *shows fortnite*. classic and amazing diamondbolt