Greg living his normal life: Going to school Going to church Visiting his grandpa Holly: also does normal things like: Go to school Go to church Visiting her grandparents Diamond: SHE IS STALKING
Rodrick Rules is still my favorite movie out of all of them. Not only was it enjoyable all the way throughout, but the scenes where Greg and Rodrick got along were more wholesome than they had any right to be.
You forgot to put in the Rodrick line where he says "let go baby hippo" to Rowley when he is clutching his leg so that Greg can get away when Rodrick tries to kill him.
You know, it's this series of movies and books that make me wonder if Greg and his family essentially live in the Haddonfield, that basically created Michael Myers in the Rob Zombie Halloween films. Like, all it's missing is for someone to finally snap and go on a killing spree.
i used to think "zoo wee mama" wasn't funny when i was a small useless child but i have since grown up and learned that all true comedy lies behind the phrase
11:19 you know, I just realised that theres an odd amount of times the Parents have to go home early because Manny is "sick" It must be part of Mannys plan!
@@noobnoobmaster9909 Yes the they can but not when you spam the same meme over and over to the point where it becomes annoying cough cough reddit cough
The Matrix Net Yes it was. There was also another person who ripped off the original joke and that comment section was heated too. Got to be careful when joking about politics. Still, the original was funny and your take on it isn’t bad. I like your wording and it still made me laugh. I just imagine the announcer for Super Smash Bros saying that. Lol
Ok, ive read all the DOAWK books up to date apart from the movie diary, can you specifically state out when hes "famous" and what book hes "famous" in?
that line saying "youre my brother but youll never be my friend" honestly made me cry bc my brother downright hates me. Rodrick Rules is what i wish me and my brother were like
"I yearn for for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient."- Kazuma Satou I feel him and rodrick might somehow get along.
I plead THE SECOND AMMENDMENT BITCH GET ON THE GROUND BEFORE I START POPPING ROUNDS LIKE SLOBODAN'S MEN POPPED PEOPLE IN THE SHEPARDRY (literal translation) (btw im croatian so im allowed to say this)
I really admire the movies because Greg and Rowley's friendship extends to Chirag and Fregley and it's fun seeing them together. In the books the friendship is still limited to Greg and Rowley
Rowley is so pure. Dude gets so popular just by being himself. What a lad. When he goes to college, he'd probably be the guy who sells drugs but doesn't use em, cause he's just so pure and probably doesn't even know what drugs are.
Heffley family Gerg: full of himself Manny: a demon from hell Frank: done with family and life susan: accurate as to what moms are actually like Roderick: best character
How many movies are there Manny?
"Ownwy thwee"
What a legend
Even the devil gets it
(the Manny will not be televised)
Underated comment
How many stars does Greg have on gta manny
“Owny three”
I think Rodrick Rules really SHOULD have been called Return of The King.
Or king rodrick
I mean the movies are named after the books but i aint complaining
@ Rodrick Heffley
Why the fuck not
@@manicdosed But, in my eyes, it fits. Diary of a Wimpy Kid is my Lord of the Rings.
😂😂
Rodrick: I’m Sorry Women
*We Did it, we ended Sexism*
ye
BABY HIPPOS 4 LIFE
CubeRazn I don't see how it's sexist, didn't the girls from that magazine agree to do that? I mean owning the magazine doesn't make you a sexist
@autoprime1896 when you're tryna make a joke make sure it's funny
they're not that funny dude
Greg: the Simp
Rodrick: the God
Manny: the Satan himself
Mom: Mom
Dad: slowly losing his sanity
CHEESE : DEMON THAT GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW
@@steveletrasheur6728 no, thats manny too
Is there a double like button
The dad reminds me of Clark Griswald from the National Lampoon series.
STOP GOOD GOD MAN YOU ALMOST GOT THE CHEESE TOUCH
Rowley didn’t predict TikTok, he was warning us of TikTok.
Dark Blue Crab we should have listened
He tried to tell us!
6:16 REEEEEEEE
We were warned...
But we did not listen to his warnings
Dark blue crab you are so wise
So get this, the old man turns himself into a pickle, and then he says “zoo wee mama” funniest shit I ever heard
The most unrealistic part of these movies is that he's an artist in middle school who hasn't changed his art style or character design over 10 times
Nerds With Opinions so you’ve never met me
Nobody is going to talk about how the dad was about to club Greg with a toy golf club
Lol that's totally my friend if someone has taken a sip of his beer
ben 10 theories so he bashes someone’s brains in?....with a golf club?
@@ero7381 reminds me of someone...
@@keniel-prime6214 no....stop it
@@keniel-prime6214 ah yes,Abby
The Godfather? Pass. Citizen Kane? Citizen who?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules? Greatest. Film. Ever. Made.
I’ve never seen it
The Fat Piranha Plant NANI!!!!!!
Fun fact: my class always read Wimpy Kid books, and we used to replicate the cheese touch and it was pure chaos in recess time 🤣
Best class ever
same
Kids in my school did as well! 🤣 We did the cheese touch game a lot 🤣🤣
In my school it was only the boys
literally just tag lmao
9:10 Susan dancing is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen
3:40 is the best line in the movie
Rodrick: The Chad
Greg: The Simp
The Thad: rowley
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Greg living his normal life:
Going to school
Going to church
Visiting his grandpa
Holly: also does normal things like:
Go to school
Go to church
Visiting her grandparents
Diamond: SHE IS STALKING
I mean, it’s a little weird that it’s at the same place and at the same time
@@butterytomatoes747 on five consecutive occasions, no less
Well, school and church is explainable why they were there at the same time, guess the grandparents was a coincidence
Diamond Man???
And then he says “zoo wee mama”, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
11:05 I love how Rodricks shirt says “Sike, Don’t do it”
I still can’t get over how PERFECTLY CASTED these movies were
12:52 Frank's face has the look of "I'm going to kill them both."
Mans got that insane face
Rodrick and Greg have been missing ever since
LOL
Let's face it: Rodrick is the ultimate chad of all time.
Someone watches Browntable here... And I'm glad
@@lord_vwphaeton1883 Rodrick is literally the best character in this movie series.
@@littlemisstfc And nobody can disagree...
Rodrick Rules is still my favorite movie out of all of them. Not only was it enjoyable all the way throughout, but the scenes where Greg and Rodrick got along were more wholesome than they had any right to be.
It also has the best and most iconic moments
The party photos were my fav
12:51 It was at this moment Rodrick knew, he messed up.
You forgot to put in the Rodrick line where he says "let go baby hippo" to Rowley when he is clutching his leg so that Greg can get away when Rodrick tries to kill him.
The fact his laptop background is rodrick shows how much he loves him
When you realize that the ARMS theme is playing in the background
👀
Adam: Please let me know if you want me to cover the 3rd and 4th movie
Me: Yeeeeeeesssssssssssss
Stop it
There isn't a fourth movie
Man, the comments have returned, but all of them are gone.
I'm not sure why this is happened, I'll work on seeing if I can have them restored.
@@DiamondBolt K
I would live in a country modelled after Rodrick with Rodrick as president
He's done diary of a wimpy kid, now time for the Captain Underpants movie (which is actually awesome)
YES
Not as good as when J k Rowling made a fan fiction canon
I feel like you are referring to the cursed child
Glad that I'm not the only fan of captain U.P
@@brandonflores4988 hey me too
this vid so far has one dislike and who ever did that likes the long hall
The book or the m....m...ovie?
@@_marxono_9815 which is worse?
spooderman 218 the movie. The book is actually good, like the rest of the series
@@ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322 you are right.
What the F*ck. Is there a long haul movie.
I love how the guy that plays Ravi and the girl who plays Emma in Jessie are both in Roderick rules😁
Me: Zoo Wee Mama!
Rowley: That’s my line!
Me: Not Anymore!!
You know, it's this series of movies and books that make me wonder if Greg and his family essentially live in the Haddonfield, that basically created Michael Myers in the Rob Zombie Halloween films.
Like, all it's missing is for someone to finally snap and go on a killing spree.
i found your channel yesterday and enjoy it a lot
I actually related a lot to that tuft of hair that Greg had when I was a kid.
MY. HAIR. WOULD. NOT. STAY. DOWN!
i used to think "zoo wee mama" wasn't funny when i was a small useless child
but i have since grown up and learned that all true comedy lies behind the phrase
Plot twist: freggly is a synonym for Cletus Kasedy💀
7:12 Rodrick got caught in 4K 😂😂😂
He has to review the new animated one 😂
11:19 you know, I just realised that theres an odd amount of times the Parents have to go home early because Manny is "sick"
It must be part of Mannys plan!
When rowlley sits on a spike ball the shout was very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I literally have all of the books and am gonna buy anything else that comes out.
Greg for life
*cough*fangirl*cough*
@@spooderman6312 cough*you are right*cough
@@halfastudio Thanks*coughcough*
@@spooderman6312 and thus, Corona was spread among the diamondbolt lands.
@@halfastudio just wait.till.diamond bolt reads cough this comment cough cough
Every time I see these movies I feel like that Martin Scorsese meme “this is cinema”
I fell in love with rodrick when he said I'm sorry women
Greg: Sociopath
Rodrick: -hot- I mean.. A good character
Frank: Done with life
Susan: Karen
Manny: The devil
Diamondbolt: Marry me Rodrick
Rodrick: WHAT THE HELL. ok...?
12:30 it feels like the actors just messing around
Pretty sure Rodrick was what led me to being gay
Congratulations
I Don't blame you
Someone get this man a pin
Rodrick saying “I’m sorry women” makes me lose it every time I see it.
did anyone else try to recreate the cheese touch at school by throwing a bit of cheese on the basketball court
"I'm going to kill you literally kill you" is one of the best lines in this movie
I love these videos I don't know why I get so entertained by smaller UA-camrs
How the hell do we have such an identical childhood Adam????? Also for sure about the 3rd movie but the 4th one? No..... just no......
There’s no fourth one
@@SeanB-wi5yh dude i don't think that you get the joke
@@psyderp1242 clearly I didn't cos I just realised now
Diamondbolt be like:GOOD GOD MAN!!!!!
YOU ALMOST GOT THE UNSUBSCRIBE TOUCH!!!!
in the book greg came up with zoo wee mama and was popular until the principle changed a line and made it say go to school kids
Diamondbolt: we got 3mil... 3 million lousy hits
why is there only 7 comments
4:59 Rowley just predicted gen Z memes
Plot twist : the Jessie universe and the Bunk’d universe live with diary of the wimpy kid universe
I feel bad for every one who read the books because of the movies thinking Greg would take Ws
im a total f*cking simp for Rodrick he's like literally so fine im gonna cry
the cast of these movies are perfect. whoever casted them deserves way more credit.
I agree, and really don’t see why people think they did bad casting
Repeat after me
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST.
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST
The fourth movie does not exist
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST.
There was a fourth movie I thought they ended with 2
These movies only get better when Rodrick is on-screen and you simply can't deny this statement.
hello toad
Fuck yeah Rodrick is the best Character !!!
Greg in the movies: classic pre teen/teen still cares about his friends and family
Greg in the books: *straight up sociopath*
I’d like to imagine Greg exaggerated himself in his Diary to come off as a cool Patrick Bateman
@@anth636 new head-canon unlocked
@@anth636 Oh wow
@@anth636 makes sense
“You can’t say the same joke every time”
Meme’ers: “uhm... yeah”
NiclasWA memes can actually be funny
Stix N' Stones just to be clear. You are impersonating a “epic Redditor” right?
I can't like this comment, because it's already at 69 likes
@@noobnoobmaster9909 Yes the they can but not when you spam the same meme over and over to the point where it becomes annoying cough cough reddit cough
@@ngalifianakis6893 your the people that this comment is making fun of.
I love these movies, purely because they actually portray Greg as a human and not a vicious sociopath hellbent on world domination.
Book Greg WISHES he was as based as Movie Greg
Rodrick: I’m sorry women
Misogyny: Defeated
this comment is stolen and the original was hearted
annaobyrne uh, no?
The Matrix Net Yes it was. There was also another person who ripped off the original joke and that comment section was heated too. Got to be careful when joking about politics. Still, the original was funny and your take on it isn’t bad. I like your wording and it still made me laugh. I just imagine the announcer for Super Smash Bros saying that. Lol
@@alexzander4426 do you know that multiple people can have the same idea?
jugendfreie Organversache I just gave props to the original commenter. Why the cynicism?
Roderick Rules is the Empire Strikes Back of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
I SWEAR LMAO
Empire strikes back is the Roderick rules of star wars.
The 1st movie is way better
@@sbevexlr848 well no but actually no.
@@sbevexlr848 imma have to disagree
Long haul Rodrick looks like Kylo Ren with a drug addiction
Not my Rodrick
nah he always looks like that
Nah he looks like a discount Willy Wonka
I can't tell a lie
I agree
@@gxriz2044 LMAOOOOO
Manny: commits several war crimes and mass genocides
Also Manny: I’m only thwee!
LOL, too accurate. That kid is a psychopath of the highest order.
Manny: blows up the sun
Also manny: I’m onwy fwee!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a reason why Armenian Genocide happened
Bombs Australia
“iM oNlY ThWeEe”
“Diary of a Wimpy Kid”
“Lord of the Rings”
“Pirates of the Caribbean”
Now I want this as a real crossover movie
The Holy Trinity
Diary of a Caribbean Ring
Woah this is better crossover than endgame
And star wars
Lord of the Kid.
I would love to see a 10 hours video of Adam saying “Yeah Get Fucked Greg!”
Get f****d Greg!
“How did Rodrick come from this family”
Well you see, he didn’t
O- 😂
He’s adopted
@@Jaxson9 Or.....
@@TopGHippieWhat?.
11:16 had me laughing so hard lmao
Same here! LOLOL! 😆😆😆😆😆
"ok listen, I'm not gay"
-looks at Rodrick
"but..."
I’m not gay
Unless 😳😳
He's a teenager
Cole Younger not anymore
More like Looks at squidward
Why are gae
You gotta love how, in lore, Greg wrote the diaries in order to be famous and the books eventually DID become famous
its kinda ironic that the books he would use to answer questions when he was famous made him famous
In my head cannon greg is currently all grown up and he publishes the books baised on his childhood.
@@icecreamhero2375 i mean--- oop------
youre like on point---
Ok, ive read all the DOAWK books up to date apart from the movie diary, can you specifically state out when hes "famous" and what book hes "famous" in?
@@dbzboi8389 Well there is Double Down where the movie where Greg and Rowley tried to make went viral. But internet fame is quick.
I like how Rodrick rules implies that the heffley family just has a spare door in their basement
It's for people who acknowledge that The Long Haul movie exists
God, i absolutely love Rodrick Rules, not only is Rodrick great, Greg isnt THAT terrible, and seeing Greg and Rodrick be bros n stuff is nice to see
YES
Yeah, unlike in the book, Rodrick was still a jerk, especially when all the conflict is because of the whole Greg's "secret" he has against him.
Them getting along is so wholesome 😊
that line saying
"youre my brother but youll never be my friend"
honestly made me cry bc my brother downright hates me. Rodrick Rules is what i wish me and my brother were like
He is worse in the movies than the books. In the books he has an ego but is mostly a victim of circumstance.
Rodrick rules is best movie in the wimpy kid trilogy gang
On Obeezy
Thats kinda true
Yeet Blissey thank u for saying trilogy
True
Guy: don’t u mean quad- Me: SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH
i've never watched the 4th diary of a wimpy kid movie
Legend
Good
Same
Me too
I did, and hated it
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO WOMEN?"
"I'M SORRY WOMEN"
WHY ARE WE IN ALL CAPS
@@corkie679 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. . . *WAIT*
I JUST DID THIS BECAUSE IM BOREDDDD
@Mr. Brodie cancel culture is just boy says FRICK gets banned girl shows nudity for 10 hours and gets nothing
LOUD CLAPPING IINTENSIFIES
alternative title for Diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules: Diary of a Simpy Kid.
Maybe that could be the new one?
This is big brain time
The word has come back
Well that's ca- oh never mind, Greg's a simp
"I'm sorry women" - rodrick the words of a legend
“ uh... that’s not me...”
A legend Rodrick
Ah I see your a man of culture as well
I didn't know you liked this stuff Deku
@@kurinthekitty6842 nor did i
Honestly what else could he say lmaoooo
I see ur another man of anime culture
I always hated Manny in these movies he was literally taking advantage that he was "three"
I hate Manny in general
*cough * you mean... ‘thweee’.
@@clem7904 thanks for making me laugh
Only "thweeeeee"
I hate manny he’s like the most important person in the world
How does this man not have a billion subscribers. His comedy is hilarious.
"his little brother, Manny who is actually a demon from hell"
Meanwhile the Ice Age Baby in the background:
Ice Age Baby could never be as evil as Manny
konspiratcy theery
@@Tomz-vz2ww looks cool
I thought this was actually pyrocinical ._.
@@Galaxe-du7mp
Me 2
“I’m sorry women.” - Rodrick
Admiral Meme Man mood
"I yearn for for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient."- Kazuma Satou
I feel him and rodrick might somehow get along.
@@bebopknux5857 Seeing a Kazuma reference is pretty ironic because I literally learned about Konosuba like a day ago.
@@FlowPlex Ironic isn't really the right term, more like an epic coincidence.
@@ltb1345 ok
Fun fact: the “Sorry Women” scene was actually filmed at night, but they use external lights to make it look like it’s day time
Wow!
Well it's convincing I'll give them that
Yeah I know I have both the movie diary's... even the long haul one and boy do I regret it.....
I never understood that scene when I was little
Yeah but if you were a true fan you'd own the movie diary and all ready know that
''You have committed multiple war crimes in Yugoslavia during it's war, how do you plea?''
''Zoo wee mama''
Case dismissed.
I plead
THE SECOND AMMENDMENT BITCH GET ON THE GROUND BEFORE I START POPPING ROUNDS LIKE SLOBODAN'S MEN POPPED PEOPLE IN THE SHEPARDRY (literal translation) (btw im croatian so im allowed to say this)
N O T G U I L T Y
I always knew hze was a bosnian serb 💪💪💪🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
I really admire the movies because Greg and Rowley's friendship extends to Chirag and Fregley and it's fun seeing them together.
In the books the friendship is still limited to Greg and Rowley
Plus it makes the humour more grounded and believable than the books
“Your not a good friend Greg, dont come by my house, dont call me”
And then Rowley pulled out a AK-47 And Shot Greg.
Greg zoo-wee'd his last mama.
cause rowley is a pubg playah
AND A GANGSTA!
Beautiful
@@midvoiceimpressions why pubg and why gangster?
@@Silverhand20203 cuz he had an ak 47 and a bigger reason he is a kid who has a gun🔫
Bruh every girl in school had a crush on rodrick because he’s such a chad
Ye
He really is
0
I always strived to be like him, I was just able to copy him his style but more colorful. I suck
Just the girls? What about the guys
“No time outs, *ONLY DEATH”*-
Rodrick 2010
ajay che no, a man with a lot of wisdom
ajay che of course I know this man of grace and wisdom
ajay che yeah I know him I just thought you were talking about Rodrick too.
ajay che I was already aware 2 replies ago
Greg: Sociopath
Rodrick: God Himself
Manny: The Devil Himself
Susan: Karen
Frank: Done with his family
Many is smart but evil
I can only relate to frank...help me ($ᴗ$)و
Amogus
So my family?
@@AmongusBalls65 I dought you're older brother is as much as a God as Roderick
I still can’t get over how absolutely perfect the casting was for everyone. Like, this was Marvel-level casting.
Until the long haul
@@mysoundtracks2159 The what now? I dunno what you're talking about. There's no fourth wimpy kid movie.
Marvel *wishes* its casting were _this_ good.
@@theancientlegobrick1593 has
@@walrider2133 lmao 🤣
Now we need Bolt to read that one Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfic where Greg is nuked
Yeeesss
@Mark V yeah, its called Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile.
MortaL Aroe It is a piece of history.
@@imlivinginyourceiling most definitely
Rowley is so pure. Dude gets so popular just by being himself. What a lad. When he goes to college, he'd probably be the guy who sells drugs but doesn't use em, cause he's just so pure and probably doesn't even know what drugs are.
He's such a bean
Heffley family
Gerg: full of himself
Manny: a demon from hell
Frank: done with family and life
susan: accurate as to what moms are actually like
Roderick: best character
Rodrick*
Who’s Gerg
Yeah, *GErG*
gerg
ah yes my man gerg
I love how Greg is good at literally nothing and puts minimal effort in school, yet thinks he will somehow become rich and famous.
Can relate
Exactly me in school.
Diamondbolt
Damn Bolt. You need a hug or something?
@@DiamondBolt so do i and its depressing
That’s like every middle schooler lol