I'm in a field in Glastonbury this weekend (and it's my birthday today!!) so I can't add the link to the first science video, but it's here! ua-cam.com/video/KFRohPi-1CE/v-deo.html Michael Reeves (the hilarious guy that wasn't me) can be found here: ua-cam.com/channels/tHaxi4GTYDpJgMSGy7AeSw.html Aaaand to subscribe to my patreon if you want to help me continue to make this series you can go here: www.patreon.com/UpIsNotJump Thank you all so much for your support, you have helped me go from a teaching job to a UA-camr. Then back to teaching somehow...
Getting Michael Reeves involved because osmium sounds vaguely like the name of one of his housemates has gotta be the strangest excuse for a cameo I have ever seen.
@@mimegaming3444 when he was a teacher he did tutoring not like a whole classroom. he kept doing it part time until UA-cam was able to be his full time job
No next episode of this but the dumpster fire of a game called Fallout 76 recieved a video. Makes me sad. Our meaningless existence is more interesting!
I mean, he probably realized that he can do the thing he loved enough to become a teacher for without all of the academic soul crushing of being a teacher. People were asking for it in the comments by saying “I wish he was MY chemistry teacher!” Also, I wish he was my chemistry teacher.
Yeah. I have a list of things I’ve heard (in real life or not) that would make no sense out of context. I’ve been writing it for years. Here it is: The Sentences that would be weird out of context: It would be much more convenient to carry the fetus on a backpack. Our car could probably fit all the monkeys. Bouncing is a very efficient way to travel. It was like "agh. Their spine is going up my bum." I'm trying to check your hair for sparkles. Next time you use a metal detector, you'll wonder if I'm watching... And the answer... Will be yes. Your ladybug light is inferior to mine, and that's boring. I have a direct route to hell, but I need my lucky horseshoe. The monkeys is calculus It's difficult to remember which way their arms bend. Is this part of a peanut person? They're going to kill you as soon as they see the rainbow. Don't stab yourself with a frog. What if they accidentally eat the baby? You can have all the fingers you want. I wish I could reach inside my head. He should turn into a can and fall down. You guys are being jerks, all we did was tie him up and gag him. What!? I totally turned into a rock! DO NOT TOUCH THE EGG GLOVE!!! I could probably drop a fish down your throat. Well, there are mushy cows in our freezer. They wouldn't let me unless I bought a thousand pairs of checkerboard toe socks You are a starfish of just, general bad ideas. I called you a weird flower cyclops. What does that have to do with lamps? A very tall, six fingered dirty person, obviously. I just stabbed myself in the eye with a hippo. Swords are literally walking elbows. Oh my god I am linguini. The rat is making him a sex offender. Tentacle manbun. Does bleach taste bad? Teleportation shouldn’t be allowed in volleyball. I think she should bite pocahontas. Stop glowing. As a vampire, they should be allowed to garden. Is the grim reaper any good at cooking? Simply drop the hegehogs into the dryer! I ate all the hearts. I like the sound you make when you die. She’s not Mexican, so she’s not allowed to live. Fortunately, he died again three hours later. She would love to rip her new panties apart. He likes to make things out of faces sometimes. It just occurred to me that dragons aren’t real. Is that a sneeze… of annoyance? I’m gonna sharpen your face a little bit. Stalking people on the internet is my new pastime because there they can’t smell me. You’re drowning and it’s bothering me. You look like you’re possessed by marshmallow ghosts. A fourth dimensional creature messed up my gloves. They’re like sewing needles, but for your face. Broccoli wouldn’t be unpleasant to hug. I’d want to turn into a walrus too if I were her. When I burp it tastes like pumpkin seeds and shame. Owls look like penguins when you aren’t looking closely. I can only eat people. I have earthworm stuck in my teeth. Has your blasphemy knob been turned up? Playing the bass is basically playing mario kart. How did he manage to shoot an ant out from under someone!!! Wow. His head was just punched clean off his shoulders. Is he dead? Procedurally generated Ikea. I pressed a sticky dollar into his bag. Maybe we should all talk in Russian for convenience. Why are leeks squidlike? What if she poops on our puppets? Hotdogs are particularly menacing We need more Cyan representation in movies. Except my boobs are fifty pounds and are a saxophone. Everything’s on fire. Quick! bury the cheese! Cell phones attract dragons I’m a hairdresser. Now drop the knife. I accidentally swallowed a large section of rattlesnake all at once. Clams, lettuce. I get them mixed up all the time. I could see his breath, and his breath was made of police cars. He didn’t know he had a starfish wrapped around his chest. She doesn’t eat more than a sock a day. No bones, just worms. My voice is at the frequency of Mcdonalds cups. He wouldn’t turn evil, he would just kill all his friends! Why are you eating a spool of thread? He only threw five boomerangs in the whole movie! That loaf of bread is going to cost five and a half baby Groot Funko pops, please. Woah that guy has squirrels for eyes. I like him. He can fly thanks to his flaming knees. You seem to have my skin. You’re five years old. You should have a job. Do you know how satisfying it is to punch a giraffe? Teeth machine gun. I accidentally turned myself into a Computer. I hope it’s blood. Woah. I can eat your hammers. Do we have to go now? Everything’s blowing up. Wait. I can bounce on other people’s dogs. Good idea. Hit the old lady. I need to practice my valley girl horse voice. Pippi, take two chickens! (Said frantically.) I just ate your flowerpot. … therefore horse nipples. My autism is a little creature I keep as a pet. Yes!! Their butt exploded! (Said happily.) I’ll write that with something that isn’t a boat. Can you put the refrigerator on top of the little girl? Yeah you can! I’m quite annoyed at you kidnaping my wife. Is our cat adhesive? Why is yogurt so adorable? It is like eating a squirrel, and that squirrel being one of your organs now. You can give birth to your own sister. A starfruit viewed from the side looks like a hamburger made of glass. I need somebody else’s brain. Kermit the frog is a jedi. Eat your spouse. Why doesn’t he just hit the little girl with a hammer? Unfortunately coffee isn’t a strong acid. Um, excuse me. Does the haystack act as a spring? Good luck getting a job with a kermit hand. Unicorns are so sad. Where’d all there horns go? Anything in Callie’s mouth is immediately adorable. Yay, I’m being smart. I’m using spoon logic. I totally ship the larynx and pharynx. If I break my left arm too, there's no way I’m going to pass the exam. It’s the way a child would kill somebody. What are all the things in that tree? Oh, they’re leaves. Your tree is infested with lights. Stop getting the beehive stuck on your teeth. A vr headset is like a reverse yamaca. It’s got too many bones to be a pillow. I’m not counting squid or latin. Then they would have 12 limbs. Thats 2 too many. Oops. I’m out of moons. Earth seems to be on fire at the moment. Is that a brick? Cool. If you paint with blood you’re a weirdo. I sawed a face in half. I shoved an entire steak into my stomach. Why are you peeing on knives? Birds make great trains and they don’t even know it. You take a can opener to your head. There’s freaking sloth fur raining down. I have icing on my soul and It’s sticky and I can’t get it off. Why are mushrooms made of crabs? Mayonnaise is not an ideal building material. You can hear the pentagrams. I’m considering using toast as a container. Like a gazelle except not a gazelle I meant a dolphin. It is vitally important that we don’t lose the spaceship. It's not really bad, but I smell blood. My lungs are full of penne noodles. If I barf now I’m going to barf up bone marrow and bits of chicken. Possibly chunks of bone as well. When our band got off the stage there were all these interns crowding around and everyone wanted us to sign their beachballs. I smell like beautiful sweaty roses. The claws are actually really comfortable. It’s like tetris with small children. i can’t picture a zebra galloping on a foot. My teeth are in the bathroom. I understand, but I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is there a left or right shark? I cant get this dinosaur out of my shoe. You can carry honey in your pants always. The word cheese looks like a duck. Their socks dissolved. My brain is full of snot. I want to sit on a person or something. I’m not scared about death, I’m scared about my pants Collectively your ears could be the solar system. If I can’t be your bike, nobody can. Underneath my crunchy roach exterior beats the heart of a lover. In theory this would be easy, but in practice I step on a bear trap. Do onions taste like pain? That would look so nice if you weren’t eating leaves Now the vegans can hunt too! You’ve never died before? Man, you’re missing out. They already have to eat brains. Now they have to eat souls. I would like to make an insight check to make sure it’s not oregano. Tom Hanks is a xylophonist. Please stop improving my spoon. Bowser flamingo. Hey God, puke into my mouth like a mamma bird. Badass toothy hermaphrodite. Her tongue went up my nose! Giant LSD-taking friend of a muppet. I don’t think you can get a sausage from a non-anthropomorphic whale. I have a tiny skunk in my mouth. You used getting hit with a car to your advantage. I can’t get out of badger sh*t. You have a very un-hairy ribcage. My cheeks are a lighthouse granting safe passage to the coast. This era of space is particularly french. It’s milk and pee. Your imagination is what got me pregnant in the first place. This is what they gt me for mother's day. A bunch of fish in the sky. I think everything that dwells in a cave is soft and squishy. They ain’t aliens. They just penises. We need to find an environmentally friendly wifi substitute I’m eating a dead gay skittle. It’s ghost butter covered in herbs. Tinkerbell makes robots. Axolotls look bad with makeup. How are you proficient in weapons? you’re a cat? Narwhals are genderfluid. You have to make a baby-dolphin-shaped tube. You’re all level one bards with only ball bearings. Let’s go. Since I stuck my hand up a dude’s ass, do I get the cosmic powers of chaos? Did the blood of the guy you stabbed pool in the shape of a spider? Dope. Could we have the doll’s weight in rats instead? Yetis are the new penguins. You have very diverse biodomes in your eyes. Why is he so big? He looks like a meerkat. I’m some kind of soup jesus
pug dog thing man woman, yes Sorry if it was weird to suddenly write all that. I like excuses to show people it, because I think it’s funny. It probably wasn’t very relevant to the conversation.
You lured us with video game reviews. Now you teach us lessons about topics I currently have in school and that could improve my physics grade. How could you!
I can't wait till break is over so I can have a test on this and watch this vid in a class just to have a teacher ask me what I'm doing and for me just to reply with science
I do hope he comes back to this series some day, I have a ton of fun learning in entertaining ways like this and remember facts way better when they make me laugh.
Zhames Zett I think all Proffessors should take a comedy class He just condensed the entire first 6 weeks in to two. ten minute videos. Tons of information and I’ll bet you remember a lot
WOW! UpIsNotJump Mirrors Hbomberguy HARD! Do with that fun-fact what you will. Oh, and Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel are kinda blood-related but not enough Dudes realize this, which makes me go 'Bruh, realize it!'
Making education entertaining is one of the basics of teaching. Or it should be. Sadly a lot of teachers and educators couldn't care less, and those that does has the issue that most of the 'fun' material they're being provided are kinda... shit. I mean, how many videos have you seen in school that the teachers hoped provided some enthusiasm for the students, only to fall rather flat?
Man this dude is a fantastic educator. Even after he's out of the syllabic forced style of teaching he creates things like this online that I feel the majority of the world could watch, be entertained and unexpectedly learn some shit. Well done guy... Well done.
WOW! UpIsNotJump Mirrors Hbomberguy HARD! Do with that fun-fact what you will. Oh, and Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel are kinda blood-related but not enough Dudes realize this, which makes me go 'Bruh, realize it!'
Dude, videos like this here and Upisnojtumps collab with Hbomberguy? Thats the Stuff i like! And the stuff i like to RANDOMLY recommend to RANDOM strangers online. Oh, and look at you: Being all Random and Online. Your my next Victim, so let me tell you: Sci Man Dan, Creaky Blinder, Oversimplified, Bluejay, Illuminaughtii, Knowing better, Some More News, Logicked, Prophet of Zod and Sir Sic all teach youstuf while never EVER being boring.
Am I missing something here? Where's the third part? This channel just appears in my recommended feed and not even 30 seconds in I'm waking my partner up cuz I can't control the laughter. Just love it. Still want to know what happened to part 3 of this series...
I LOVE we live in an Age with videos like this being spam-spawned. Sci Man Dan, Joe Scott, Professor Dave, Some More News, they all make Learning Fun, which i think Oversimplified started as a Trend but im not sure. But i do hate how prevelant Science-Denial still is... and how much it right now kicks-into-gears to... target LGBT and Trans. Cause it does, if you didnt knew.
FINALLY THE SECOND PART(also happy birthday Matt!) Edit: NEXT EPISODE!? NEXT EPISODE!?! That’s reasonable you’re literally explaining how everything was made
I LOVE we live in an Age with videos like this being spam-spawned. Sci Man Dan, Joe Scott, Professor Dave, Some More News, they all make Learning Fun, which i think Oversimplified started as a Trend but im not sure. But i do hate how prevelant Science-Denial still is... and how much it right now kicks-into-gears to... target LGBT and Trans. Cause it does, if you didnt knew.
He'd probably go on some mad rant tangent about the heat death of the universe while we were learning basic biology... Not that, that would be a bad thing..
Venga que tu puedes. No olvides las diferencias regionales Almeja en España =Clam Almeja en Argentina= Vagina Cojer en España= Catch Cojer in most of south america = fuck.
“Hydrogen is a very light atom, which is why we used to put them in blimps...” * Hindenburg crashes and burns in the background * “... used to...” DAMN YOU HYDROGEN!!!!!
1:45 I had an existential crisis when I first truly realized that literally everything, every element in the periodic table, is made of the same building blocks. Now you're telling me that those building blocks were *all* created within the first few seconds after the big bang...? I didn't think I could have another, even bigger, existential crisis on the same topic. Hooray! :D Thank you for the video! Very informative! I can't wait for the next episode :D
@@oliverwalker8891 no you confused my existential crisis #1 with #2. The elements were created later yes, but any and all building blocks of matter were created seconds after the big bang. and since I believe no star can even come close to the extreme conditions of the big bang, none will ever be created again. Which means everything that ever existed and will ever exist is made from those same building blocks.. I still can't believe it this is too mind blowing lol
You are my favorite UA-camr man! I wish you'd upload a little more frequently, but man you have me on the edge of my seat waiting for another video! I wish teachers would teach like you man!
I'm gay but, well, a dude called you a Nerd and for being wrong (he is wright thou about you being wrong) and you emidietly went to full on a**hole mode. If you get provoked that easily, you deserve to be called worse
Looking forward to seeing more of this. One thing though, and Neil's book doesn't exactly get this right, but elements are only made in stars to a point. Supernovae can only produce elements up to around gold, so anything above it is made some other way. While it is not entirely known, one idea is that neutronium (plasma of neutrons) of Neutron stars do have enough energy to create these elements and potential strong encounters with other objects might be able to generate these heaviest elements which could even include elements that are so heavy that they are unstable, resulting in their decay into a less massive element. Love the channel and I hope to see more of these educational videos
Basically they are the counterpart to electrons and create anti matter with anti-protons, anti-hydrogen for example. Back in the early days, there was a slight imbalance when the universe created itself. There was slightly more matter than anti-matter. They annihilated each other and only our matter remained. We can still create antimatter using the large hadron collider
Positrons can still be created by nuclear decay. The important thing though is the Standard Model, there's a handful of different particles that can exist in our universe and electrons and positrons are two of them but there are a bunch more,
I’ve already spent years learning most of this in school, but you make it entertaining enough that I repeatedly rewatch these videos. I don’t know how you do it.
1:26 Legit had me laughing the hardest of all week! Thanks for putting up with all the effort for just a few second bit inbetween the video because it always works so well!
I just started school back up and i have been having a bit of trouble with atoms and elements, plus I was wondering how the universe made all that matter. Thank you so much for making this content this is really cool and really helpful.
It's so nice to finally hear someone talking about their experiences observing the beginning of our universe Edit: okay you get a like for the surprise Michael Reeves xD
1:25 "But it's not done yet! And to be fair, it's still about a billion degrees" -UpIsNotJump "But it's not empty yet! It's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees." -Bill Wurtz
Bro seeing Michael threw me off. I'm so glad to see your chanel on my notifications. You make me happy to learn : ) and I love your editing more than anything : )))))
Honestly you're such a wonderful teacher and the way described various things in all of your videos is extremely intelligible all while keeping my attention. I'd love a whole series on various subjects like this one.
As a chemist going down on elementary particles physics, your videos, and reactions, are basically what I'm feeling going down this rabbit hole of fun and pain
Matt, I must say this series is so fun. You've taught me so much and I cannot thank you for the educational and funny lessons. You're such an awesome teacher 😁💜 Edit: I totally forgot to say thanks for all the laughs, lessons, knowledge, and fun
I’m 14 and In the first minute I learned something I didn’t know from 3 years of secondary school science. This is the kind of video they should be showing us in our lessons because it’s funny and educational! Be my teacherrrrr
*browsing sub feed* *sees more science videos on this channel* *clicks so quickly that I compress the air in front of my fingers into a small nuclear fusion reactor*
I imagine that bit with Arthur and the "you can do it!" "....nine?" "GOD DAMN IT!" must be what it's like to actually teach kids who don't pay attention.
I'm in a field in Glastonbury this weekend (and it's my birthday today!!) so I can't add the link to the first science video, but it's here!
ua-cam.com/video/KFRohPi-1CE/v-deo.html
Michael Reeves (the hilarious guy that wasn't me) can be found here:
ua-cam.com/channels/tHaxi4GTYDpJgMSGy7AeSw.html
Aaaand to subscribe to my patreon if you want to help me continue to make this series you can go here:
www.patreon.com/UpIsNotJump
Thank you all so much for your support, you have helped me go from a teaching job to a UA-camr. Then back to teaching somehow...
Happy Birthday!
Happy b-day, i still love you
UpIsNotJump happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Youre one if my favorite youtubers
Happy birthday.
Getting Michael Reeves involved because osmium sounds vaguely like the name of one of his housemates has gotta be the strangest excuse for a cameo I have ever seen.
I have to say I totally agree
@@UpIsNotJump me too
Sony I just found his channel today, wtf
But are you complaining?
yeah it sounds like hes complaining to sony? or maybe he just means apologetic? probably the second one
I love how you quit teaching chemistry just to teach a bunch of random people chemistry
SpasLeaid wait he quit teaching?
@@mimegaming3444 when he was a teacher he did tutoring not like a whole classroom. he kept doing it part time until UA-cam was able to be his full time job
Ya it’s big brain time
I was gonna make a joke here but [they always crash and burn]
yeah but he can swear this time around
"We'll make sense of it in the next episode."
*Episode never arrives*
Yeah, that seems about right.
Sun got him.
kahlzun indeed
@hkh4 follower of an0nymoose /brain damaged gamer Alyx is Half Life 2 Episode 3.
No next episode of this but the dumpster fire of a game called Fallout 76 recieved a video. Makes me sad. Our meaningless existence is more interesting!
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM it’s before hl2 though...
"In the next episode"
Well it's been over a year Matt, where's part 3.
it's trapped in the void, isn't it?
It's in the hole.
We cant see it cause the universe hasn't cooled yet
the cat put it there
it's trapped in the mario maker 2 void
Dont worry youll get part 2 episode 1 and part 2 episode 2 and then a vr expiernce that is a prequel to part 2 after part 1
I like how he has gone from doing gaming reviews, to well what ever the fuck he is doing right now.
But I love it, keep up the good work
hes a science teacher so hes like right, ill start private youtube lessons.
I mean, he probably realized that he can do the thing he loved enough to become a teacher for without all of the academic soul crushing of being a teacher. People were asking for it in the comments by saying “I wish he was MY chemistry teacher!”
Also, I wish he was my chemistry teacher.
That's how vsauce started 🤔
This sounds like Jontron xD
@@natew.3657 I also wish he was my Chem professor
thanks but id have preferred if you got this out before my physics final
Slimaaconroy I would have passed if he put this out before
🗿
Yeah I had my chemistry exam last week. Rip. I 🐻-ly passed though.
yep that would have been great
Would have helped me a bit as well, luckily I got a good grade on my exam though
Potential quote of the year "I'm some kind of soup Jesus"
Yeah. I have a list of things I’ve heard (in real life or not) that would make no sense out of context. I’ve been writing it for years. Here it is:
The Sentences that would be weird out of context:
It would be much more convenient to carry the fetus on a backpack.
Our car could probably fit all the monkeys.
Bouncing is a very efficient way to travel.
It was like "agh. Their spine is going up my bum."
I'm trying to check your hair for sparkles.
Next time you use a metal detector, you'll wonder if I'm watching...
And the answer... Will be yes.
Your ladybug light is inferior to mine, and that's boring.
I have a direct route to hell, but I need my lucky horseshoe.
The monkeys is calculus
It's difficult to remember which way their arms bend.
Is this part of a peanut person?
They're going to kill you as soon as they see the rainbow.
Don't stab yourself with a frog.
What if they accidentally eat the baby?
You can have all the fingers you want.
I wish I could reach inside my head.
He should turn into a can and fall down.
You guys are being jerks, all we did was tie him up and gag him.
What!? I totally turned into a rock!
DO NOT TOUCH THE EGG GLOVE!!!
I could probably drop a fish down your throat.
Well, there are mushy cows in our freezer.
They wouldn't let me unless I bought a thousand pairs of checkerboard toe socks
You are a starfish of just, general bad ideas.
I called you a weird flower cyclops. What does that have to do with lamps?
A very tall, six fingered dirty person, obviously.
I just stabbed myself in the eye with a hippo.
Swords are literally walking elbows.
Oh my god I am linguini.
The rat is making him a sex offender.
Tentacle manbun.
Does bleach taste bad?
Teleportation shouldn’t be allowed in volleyball.
I think she should bite pocahontas.
Stop glowing.
As a vampire, they should be allowed to garden.
Is the grim reaper any good at cooking?
Simply drop the hegehogs into the dryer!
I ate all the hearts.
I like the sound you make when you die.
She’s not Mexican, so she’s not allowed to live.
Fortunately, he died again three hours later.
She would love to rip her new panties apart.
He likes to make things out of faces sometimes.
It just occurred to me that dragons aren’t real.
Is that a sneeze… of annoyance?
I’m gonna sharpen your face a little bit.
Stalking people on the internet is my new pastime because there they can’t smell me.
You’re drowning and it’s bothering me.
You look like you’re possessed by marshmallow ghosts.
A fourth dimensional creature messed up my gloves.
They’re like sewing needles, but for your face.
Broccoli wouldn’t be unpleasant to hug.
I’d want to turn into a walrus too if I were her.
When I burp it tastes like pumpkin seeds and shame.
Owls look like penguins when you aren’t looking closely.
I can only eat people.
I have earthworm stuck in my teeth.
Has your blasphemy knob been turned up?
Playing the bass is basically playing mario kart.
How did he manage to shoot an ant out from under someone!!!
Wow. His head was just punched clean off his shoulders. Is he dead?
Procedurally generated Ikea.
I pressed a sticky dollar into his bag.
Maybe we should all talk in Russian for convenience.
Why are leeks squidlike?
What if she poops on our puppets?
Hotdogs are particularly menacing
We need more Cyan representation in movies.
Except my boobs are fifty pounds and are a saxophone.
Everything’s on fire. Quick! bury the cheese!
Cell phones attract dragons
I’m a hairdresser. Now drop the knife.
I accidentally swallowed a large section of rattlesnake all at once.
Clams, lettuce. I get them mixed up all the time.
I could see his breath, and his breath was made of police cars.
He didn’t know he had a starfish wrapped around his chest.
She doesn’t eat more than a sock a day.
No bones, just worms.
My voice is at the frequency of Mcdonalds cups.
He wouldn’t turn evil, he would just kill all his friends!
Why are you eating a spool of thread?
He only threw five boomerangs in the whole movie!
That loaf of bread is going to cost five and a half baby Groot Funko pops, please.
Woah that guy has squirrels for eyes. I like him.
He can fly thanks to his flaming knees.
You seem to have my skin.
You’re five years old. You should have a job.
Do you know how satisfying it is to punch a giraffe?
Teeth machine gun.
I accidentally turned myself into a Computer.
I hope it’s blood.
Woah. I can eat your hammers.
Do we have to go now? Everything’s blowing up.
Wait. I can bounce on other people’s dogs.
Good idea. Hit the old lady.
I need to practice my valley girl horse voice.
Pippi, take two chickens! (Said frantically.)
I just ate your flowerpot.
… therefore horse nipples.
My autism is a little creature I keep as a pet.
Yes!! Their butt exploded! (Said happily.)
I’ll write that with something that isn’t a boat.
Can you put the refrigerator on top of the little girl? Yeah you can!
I’m quite annoyed at you kidnaping my wife.
Is our cat adhesive?
Why is yogurt so adorable?
It is like eating a squirrel, and that squirrel being one of your organs now.
You can give birth to your own sister.
A starfruit viewed from the side looks like a hamburger made of glass.
I need somebody else’s brain.
Kermit the frog is a jedi.
Eat your spouse.
Why doesn’t he just hit the little girl with a hammer?
Unfortunately coffee isn’t a strong acid.
Um, excuse me. Does the haystack act as a spring?
Good luck getting a job with a kermit hand.
Unicorns are so sad. Where’d all there horns go?
Anything in Callie’s mouth is immediately adorable.
Yay, I’m being smart. I’m using spoon logic.
I totally ship the larynx and pharynx.
If I break my left arm too, there's no way I’m going to pass the exam.
It’s the way a child would kill somebody.
What are all the things in that tree? Oh, they’re leaves.
Your tree is infested with lights.
Stop getting the beehive stuck on your teeth.
A vr headset is like a reverse yamaca.
It’s got too many bones to be a pillow.
I’m not counting squid or latin.
Then they would have 12 limbs. Thats 2 too many.
Oops. I’m out of moons.
Earth seems to be on fire at the moment.
Is that a brick? Cool.
If you paint with blood you’re a weirdo.
I sawed a face in half.
I shoved an entire steak into my stomach.
Why are you peeing on knives?
Birds make great trains and they don’t even know it.
You take a can opener to your head.
There’s freaking sloth fur raining down.
I have icing on my soul and It’s sticky and I can’t get it off.
Why are mushrooms made of crabs?
Mayonnaise is not an ideal building material.
You can hear the pentagrams.
I’m considering using toast as a container.
Like a gazelle except not a gazelle I meant a dolphin.
It is vitally important that we don’t lose the spaceship.
It's not really bad, but I smell blood.
My lungs are full of penne noodles.
If I barf now I’m going to barf up bone marrow and bits of chicken. Possibly chunks of bone as well.
When our band got off the stage there were all these interns crowding around and everyone wanted us to sign their beachballs.
I smell like beautiful sweaty roses.
The claws are actually really comfortable.
It’s like tetris with small children.
i can’t picture a zebra galloping on a foot.
My teeth are in the bathroom.
I understand, but I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Is there a left or right shark?
I cant get this dinosaur out of my shoe.
You can carry honey in your pants always.
The word cheese looks like a duck.
Their socks dissolved.
My brain is full of snot.
I want to sit on a person or something.
I’m not scared about death, I’m scared about my pants
Collectively your ears could be the solar system.
If I can’t be your bike, nobody can.
Underneath my crunchy roach exterior beats the heart of a lover.
In theory this would be easy, but in practice I step on a bear trap.
Do onions taste like pain?
That would look so nice if you weren’t eating leaves
Now the vegans can hunt too!
You’ve never died before? Man, you’re missing out.
They already have to eat brains. Now they have to eat souls.
I would like to make an insight check to make sure it’s not oregano.
Tom Hanks is a xylophonist.
Please stop improving my spoon.
Bowser flamingo.
Hey God, puke into my mouth like a mamma bird.
Badass toothy hermaphrodite.
Her tongue went up my nose!
Giant LSD-taking friend of a muppet.
I don’t think you can get a sausage from a non-anthropomorphic whale.
I have a tiny skunk in my mouth.
You used getting hit with a car to your advantage.
I can’t get out of badger sh*t.
You have a very un-hairy ribcage.
My cheeks are a lighthouse granting safe passage to the coast.
This era of space is particularly french.
It’s milk and pee.
Your imagination is what got me pregnant in the first place.
This is what they gt me for mother's day. A bunch of fish in the sky.
I think everything that dwells in a cave is soft and squishy.
They ain’t aliens. They just penises.
We need to find an environmentally friendly wifi substitute
I’m eating a dead gay skittle.
It’s ghost butter covered in herbs.
Tinkerbell makes robots.
Axolotls look bad with makeup.
How are you proficient in weapons? you’re a cat?
Narwhals are genderfluid.
You have to make a baby-dolphin-shaped tube.
You’re all level one bards with only ball bearings. Let’s go.
Since I stuck my hand up a dude’s ass, do I get the cosmic powers of chaos?
Did the blood of the guy you stabbed pool in the shape of a spider? Dope.
Could we have the doll’s weight in rats instead?
Yetis are the new penguins.
You have very diverse biodomes in your eyes.
Why is he so big? He looks like a meerkat.
I’m some kind of soup jesus
The Pip I mean.. sure..
pug dog thing man woman, yes
Sorry if it was weird to suddenly write all that. I like excuses to show people it, because I think it’s funny. It probably wasn’t very relevant to the conversation.
The Pip There was no conversation, lol.
Where's part 3 I need it
NOW
Euanmcl 123 gone, reduced to atoms
@@localcrazyrussian4511 reduced to quarks
@@ayrtoncoetzee1546 reduced to energy
@@EdgarFroes well thanks for ending the chain
@@jonapple2325 reduced by spoons
*Looks out window*
“Honey the neighbor is doing it again, this time he has a super soaker and a rocket costume”
And he's screaming about the sun.
Local man climbs to space dressed in rocket costume to kill the sun.
@@theimperiumofman102 sun wins
I'm just here because of the warhammer 40k references in the names
I read that in Timmy Turner's Dad's voice. I thought it was funny.
Thank you for the ridiculous amount of editing, special guests & random wardrobe changes, you talented madman!
You lured us with video game reviews.
Now you teach us lessons about topics I currently have in school and that could improve my physics grade.
How could you!
@Arrow Head that was completely irrelevant and uncalled for
@Arrow Head no u
@@nexusxe 👍
@Arrow Head begone asshole
I can't wait till break is over so I can have a test on this and watch this vid in a class just to have a teacher ask me what I'm doing and for me just to reply with science
I do hope he comes back to this series some day, I have a ton of fun learning in entertaining ways like this and remember facts way better when they make me laugh.
"He's trying to sell us audiobooks! Get him!"
"No, wait! I was just trying to teach you science!"
"He's trying to teach us science! Get him!"
OR WORSE Audio book science.
Was this a futurama reference?
@@gavinkrantz1837 I don't even do it on purpose anymore, the old seasons' jokes have just become part of my internal dialect.
1:32 So that's why it took so long for this video to come out. He needed to wait until it was sunny in the UK.
So basically he Hammer of Dawn'd the video? XD
What's the sun?
OwO_whats this_UwU Your username scares me.
@Jesse McFarland-Ward ty
He should've moved to Philadelphia.
I'll see myself out.
I don't care if this is a joke or skit, I am really enjoying this sort of study.
*Exaaams are neaaaarr!*
Good luck on them exams
You haven't been through exams yet? Damn
@@Hu1tziil Well we have finals in a few months, so yeah what a pain.
@@liljepolak8565 Thanks buddy!
Zhames Zett
I think all Proffessors should take a comedy class
He just condensed the entire first 6 weeks in to two. ten minute videos.
Tons of information and I’ll bet you remember a lot
"In the next episode."
Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
WOW!
UpIsNotJump Mirrors Hbomberguy HARD!
Do with that fun-fact what you will.
Oh, and Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel are kinda blood-related
but not enough Dudes realize this, which makes me go 'Bruh, realize it!'
@@slevinchannel7589 what??
@@slevinchannel7589 did you have a stroke?
@@Hdjhsjdhhshu Would UpisnotJump crin-e at you or compliment you for making this comment?
@@slevinchannel7589My brother in christ are you okay did you have your brain cut off
I'm watching this and I realized "I'm watching education for entertainment"
How have we fallen like this?
Welcome to nerd life.
If only all my education was like this, I probably would’ve paid more attention.
you gotta realize though, that most education isn't as entertaining as this.
Making education entertaining is one of the basics of teaching. Or it should be. Sadly a lot of teachers and educators couldn't care less, and those that does has the issue that most of the 'fun' material they're being provided are kinda... shit. I mean, how many videos have you seen in school that the teachers hoped provided some enthusiasm for the students, only to fall rather flat?
Happy birthday,I hope your wish was to make videos more frequently XD
UpIsNotJump Happy birthday!
Happy birthday : D
“Operator, did you hear that? Cosmic Background Radiation is a riot!”
The last place I expected to find a Warframe reference...
Fucking Ordis
(throws dog shaped space aids) SHUT UP ORDIS
Heath Burrows I automatically read that in an or is voice even though I haven't played warframe in half a year. Is the jovian concord any good?
Rare_Epicness Jovian Concord is basically “Operation: “How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Old Man?!””
Man this dude is a fantastic educator. Even after he's out of the syllabic forced style of teaching he creates things like this online that I feel the majority of the world could watch, be entertained and unexpectedly learn some shit. Well done guy... Well done.
WOW!
UpIsNotJump Mirrors Hbomberguy HARD!
Do with that fun-fact what you will.
Oh, and Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel are kinda blood-related
but not enough Dudes realize this, which makes me go 'Bruh, realize it!'
I think "syllabic" means *having to do with syllables*, not *having to do with syllabi*.
"Im some sort of... Soup Jesus"
-upisnotjump June 27 2019
But since he's turning soup into water in stead of water into soup, wouldn't that make him a soup reverse-Jesus ?
A soup Susej ?
@@simongrimaux7700 I just quoted him...
@@simongrimaux7700 that would make him the soup anti christ
@@jonasrosenberg7725 eh close enough
I especially love the confusion while he says that line
Friggen Michael Reeves showes up!? That caught me completely of guard XD
BobtheExplorer he is a God amongst mortals
BobtheExplorer he seemed to be such a bright 12 year old!
Didn't he show up before too ? Am i dumb ?
@@keatonwastaken
I don't know the answer to your question, but regardless you are not dumb. At worse your forgetful.
@@festethephule7553 that's a nice reply actually, thanks.
This is one of the channels on UA-cam in which every video is a must see
Dude, videos like this here and Upisnojtumps collab with Hbomberguy?
Thats the Stuff i like! And the stuff i like to RANDOMLY recommend to RANDOM strangers online. Oh, and look at you: Being all Random and Online. Your my next Victim, so let me tell you: Sci Man Dan, Creaky Blinder, Oversimplified, Bluejay, Illuminaughtii, Knowing better, Some More News, Logicked, Prophet of Zod and Sir Sic all teach youstuf while never EVER being boring.
@@slevinchannel7589😊
Am I missing something here? Where's the third part? This channel just appears in my recommended feed and not even 30 seconds in I'm waking my partner up cuz I can't control the laughter. Just love it. Still want to know what happened to part 3 of this series...
9:21 "The f*** is Molybdenum?!"
I love your delivery on this stuff. Priceless.
I LOVE we live in an Age with videos like this being spam-spawned. Sci Man Dan, Joe Scott, Professor Dave, Some More News, they all make Learning Fun, which i think Oversimplified started as a Trend but im not sure. But i do hate how prevelant Science-Denial still is... and how much it right now kicks-into-gears to... target LGBT and Trans. Cause it does, if you didnt knew.
8:25 holy shit, my 3 (technically 2, one of them is only a picture) favourite youtubes in one place. 10/10 best video I seen.
They were both in idubbbz new video today as well
@@Lan_ny Coincidence? I think not.
@@Lan_ny I need to check that video out then. Lmao
FINALLY THE SECOND PART(also happy birthday Matt!)
Edit: NEXT EPISODE!? NEXT EPISODE!?! That’s reasonable you’re literally explaining how everything was made
9:08 “eight years!” You can see the passion or...pain this man endured for our pleasure. I can watch this over and over.
I LOVE we live in an Age with videos like this being spam-spawned. Sci Man Dan, Joe Scott, Professor Dave, Some More News, they all make Learning Fun, which i think Oversimplified started as a Trend but im not sure. But i do hate how prevelant Science-Denial still is... and how much it right now kicks-into-gears to... target LGBT and Trans. Cause it does, if you didnt knew.
I was really undecided on who was my favorite you tuber. My mind is clear now.
Yes its Upisnotjump.
Daimeon Mcintyre I agree with you
Mine is his evil twin, down is not crouch
If only you were my teacher, I might have actually paid attention in school.
He'd probably go on some mad rant tangent about the heat death of the universe while we were learning basic biology...
Not that, that would be a bad thing..
If he was my teacher I’d have more than 3.14 branesells
Well he is a teacher sooo I’ll literally do to his school and enroll just to see that
@@oma1036 He *was a professor. He quit a while back to go full time.
So he’s quit teaching chemistry to teach chemistry?
Okay, time to revise for my Spanish test tomorr--
*upisnotjump has uploaded*
..It can wait..
Venga que tu puedes.
No olvides las diferencias regionales
Almeja en España =Clam
Almeja en Argentina= Vagina
Cojer en España= Catch
Cojer in most of south america = fuck.
Priodidades
Me parece un muy buen criterio de prioridades
Good excuse to study for science
Khajit is pleased...
Taught us about the periodic table in about a minute, whereas it took my chemistry teacher HALF AN HOUR to teach my class about it.
To be fair, there's a WHOLE lot more to the periodic table than just counting protons.
and there is a really fucking cool history and story. its the bible man
Ah yes, existence is quite a nightmare, but fear not, UpIsNotJump is here to save us!
(Happy Birthday)
F-14B Tomcat I'm going to pretend you were saying happy birthday to me so thank you! :))
Existence is the worst VR game because it has microtransactions and pay-to-win mechanics
CMJango 5/10 it was okay
Thought those were called "surprise mechanics" now! XD
well atleast free to play
still feels like early access tho
@@imperialfist2304 Too much water.
@@HeavyMetalMouse but good graphics!
"Molybdenum is a silvery-white metal that's highly ductile and resistant to erosion" is my favorite quote from UpIsNotJump now.
Corrosion*
“We will make more sense of this data in the next episode”
WHAT A NIGHTMARE
“Hydrogen is a very light atom, which is why we used to put them in blimps...”
* Hindenburg crashes and burns in the background *
“... used to...”
DAMN YOU HYDROGEN!!!!!
Lavoisier: *cries in chemistry*
Michael you can't be here Abusive robot dad won't allow it
Mow the fuc*ing lawn samuri
Lol
1:45 I had an existential crisis when I first truly realized that literally everything, every element in the periodic table, is made of the same building blocks. Now you're telling me that those building blocks were *all* created within the first few seconds after the big bang...? I didn't think I could have another, even bigger, existential crisis on the same topic. Hooray! :D
Thank you for the video! Very informative! I can't wait for the next episode :D
Afraid not. He said near the beggining there was 380,000 years before electpns grouped with protons only then were elements able to be made
@@oliverwalker8891 no you confused my existential crisis #1 with #2. The elements were created later yes, but any and all building blocks of matter were created seconds after the big bang. and since I believe no star can even come close to the extreme conditions of the big bang, none will ever be created again. Which means everything that ever existed and will ever exist is made from those same building blocks.. I still can't believe it this is too mind blowing lol
that's how I got hooked on heroin and acid 🤯🤕
@@AriaHarmony The LHC can actually recreate the conditions from around the time electrons were created.
This is how bill wurtz Explain this differently but more Surealism.
"so if i breathe oxygen and hydrogen. will i fart water?" - my brilliant nephew. he is the next onestone.
For those who don't know any German "Einstein"
Jesus christ, why are you watching this with your nephew?
@@KWCHope education, science, knowledge and in general, why not?
@@KWCHope cus im the best uncle?
@@petrino | Well, how old is he?
What is the cry of a subatomic duck ?
Quark quark...
i feel... anger
STOP!
...
get out!
Perfect.....
I still really want a sequel to this. I love everything about this from the subject being taught to the presentation.
This is amazing!!
You should be a teacher or something
He is
R/woooooooosh
@@ragmuffin407 what
@@God_gundam36 huh?
@@God_gundam36 R/wooooooooooooosh/woooooooosh
Bill Nye's successor in the making
UpIsNotJump is way more qualified than Bill Nye.
Chris Whinery and not an asshole from what I can tell.
Yes! More physics lectures! Thank you, Upisnotjump!
You are my favorite UA-camr man! I wish you'd upload a little more frequently, but man you have me on the edge of my seat waiting for another video! I wish teachers would teach like you man!
I bet this guys powerpoint for teaching looked really neat and nice and weren’t all in comic sans
I’m having major “the history of the entire world I guess” flashbacks
COMBINE THEM
NO
@@dapio009 yes
Quarks n stuff
*The sun is a deadly laser*
I'm happy you brought Michael Reeves here, I watch you two and I love your content.
Kabanosz yes! I love him and William Osman. It was a great cameo
10:21 "Where the hell am i" literally has my laughing like a fool. I don't even know why that was so funny gdi
Man, it feels like it wasn't too long ago when UpIsNotJump had less than 200k subs
„When your Students don‘t listen to you during class, so you make a video on UA-cam about it“
You nerd
_LONEWOLFGAMING_紅龍 and what exactly is wrong here kiddo?
@@m.muradbasic4186 'edited'
etruscan boar vessel yes, that‘s when i decided to put the quotation marks in it. Jesus, you people...
'm gay but, *NEEEEEEEEEERD*
And wrong too!
I'm gay but, well, a dude called you a Nerd and for being wrong (he is wright thou about you being wrong) and you emidietly went to full on a**hole mode. If you get provoked that easily, you deserve to be called worse
Looking forward to seeing more of this. One thing though, and Neil's book doesn't exactly get this right, but elements are only made in stars to a point. Supernovae can only produce elements up to around gold, so anything above it is made some other way. While it is not entirely known, one idea is that neutronium (plasma of neutrons) of Neutron stars do have enough energy to create these elements and potential strong encounters with other objects might be able to generate these heaviest elements which could even include elements that are so heavy that they are unstable, resulting in their decay into a less massive element. Love the channel and I hope to see more of these educational videos
"Looking forward to seeing more of this"
*Meanwhile, a year later and there's still no next part*
"In the beginning there was Adam"
"Wait what?"
Always gets me
This was all actually the cut footage from "History or the entire world I guess"
The word 'covalent bond' brings back so many flashbacks...
*Stares of in the distance, having war flashbacks of tests I had in school*
"I'm an academic, not a parrot." That sounds like something straight out of the mouth of one of my professors :D
maybe inspired by star trek
Existence Is A Nightmare - Part 3? looking forward to more videos they are great
9:07 I can see why people compare you to the director from Bolt.
Boom mic?!?
1. This is amazing
2. What about positrons? How did they come into existence and what do they do?
Sshhhhhhhh we dont have time Zev. We just... don't have time.
Oh boi, antimatter is just one giant universe-scale bamboozle
Basically they are the counterpart to electrons and create anti matter with anti-protons, anti-hydrogen for example. Back in the early days, there was a slight imbalance when the universe created itself. There was slightly more matter than anti-matter. They annihilated each other and only our matter remained. We can still create antimatter using the large hadron collider
Positrons can still be created by nuclear decay.
The important thing though is the Standard Model, there's a handful of different particles that can exist in our universe and electrons and positrons are two of them but there are a bunch more,
I’m fully convinced that UpIsNotJump made these videos just use his chemistry degree for once.
Agreed he probably misses his job as a science teacher so he made this to be able to help students
Shifty 14 wait what happened to his job
@@mimegaming3444 he quit for youtube
I’ve already spent years learning most of this in school, but you make it entertaining enough that I repeatedly rewatch these videos. I don’t know how you do it.
1:26 Legit had me laughing the hardest of all week! Thanks for putting up with all the effort for just a few second bit inbetween the video because it always works so well!
UpIsNot...Science?
who tf is arthur
@@ZeTrollingGuyTheory Nephew
What Fallout 4 was supposed to be: "I'm coming for your, son!"
What Fallout 4 actually was: "Damn you, son!"
I am a little mad i laughed at that.
I've learned so much more from this video than I did in my chemistry class
“Cosmic background radiation is a riot!”
Shut up ordis
Ordis is a gift from god
Oh hey I passed my science exam because of this...
Damn you sun!
Edit: is that Michelle reeves
It was
Wasn't he just being beaten by his robot dad
@@vilachor1562 lol
Yes he was
Mookel revs was their yeeees. (Sic. That means this was intentional. I misspelt it for comedy before you lambast me)
This is kinda like Bill Wurtz but only about the physics and chemistry part
And also not a musical LSD drug trip
@Ward Zahran Not sure when the pro LSD movement started but gonna have to say there's better fixes for insomnia.
I just started school back up and i have been having a bit of trouble with atoms and elements, plus I was wondering how the universe made all that matter. Thank you so much for making this content this is really cool and really helpful.
I love your style, you make any topic you cover vary entertaining. Happy Birthday, and keep up the good work! : )
Oh my god this video is amazing. This is definitely some of the best stuff on youtube. You can taste his passion for science.
It's so nice to finally hear someone talking about their experiences observing the beginning of our universe
Edit: okay you get a like for the surprise Michael Reeves xD
This is still my favorite 2 youtube videos to date and I'm still upset there isn't a third. Maybe with JWDT we may see another.
1:25
"But it's not done yet! And to be fair, it's still about a billion degrees" -UpIsNotJump
"But it's not empty yet! It's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees." -Bill Wurtz
6:14 Operator, did you hear that? It said----------cosmic background radiation is a riot!
A warrant red?!? Here?!? Huzzah, a man of culture!
@@Arson_Indria I’m still waiting for that button.
Bro seeing Michael threw me off. I'm so glad to see your chanel on my notifications. You make me happy to learn : ) and I love your editing more than anything : )))))
Honestly you're such a wonderful teacher and the way described various things in all of your videos is extremely intelligible all while keeping my attention. I'd love a whole series on various subjects like this one.
I love how Michael just starts explaining things
Why must you be so good I got games to play but here I am learning. Love it.
**existence is a nightmare** - every edgy teen ever
you have a great username
Existence is pain!
If only there was a simple way to identify edgelord adults. Wait.
it is though
@ me next time
As a chemist going down on elementary particles physics, your videos, and reactions, are basically what I'm feeling going down this rabbit hole of fun and pain
Parents: How can you learn anything from using your computer all day.
Me: Observe.
Deadass tho
Me: eh, I dont really want to watch a video about chemist--
UpIsNotJump: yes you do
Me:fair enough
Matt, I must say this series is so fun. You've taught me so much and I cannot thank you for the educational and funny lessons. You're such an awesome teacher 😁💜
Edit: I totally forgot to say thanks for all the laughs, lessons, knowledge, and fun
Why can't you thank him =( ???
@@4hm35319hd0h5 good point
I’m 14 and In the first minute I learned something I didn’t know from 3 years of secondary school science. This is the kind of video they should be showing us in our lessons because it’s funny and educational! Be my teacherrrrr
God: *creates universe*
Humanity: yo, wtf
Human: _you were'nt supposed to do that_
Also human: what da fucc is this allowed
Humanity: how _dare_ you?
I wanna see you play No Man's Sky VR when it comes out so you can complain how unrealistic it is.
I am loving this series!! Keep up the great work and happy birthday!
Existence is truly a nightmare without the part three to this series
UpIsNotJump Mirrors Hbomberguy HARD!
Do with that fun-fact what you will.
11:40 it clicked in my head "Oh it's the reason he exploded in 'The Martian'!"
9:28 I like how as soon as it jumped to the table, my eyes immediately gravitated towards thulium. It's a skill i tell you!
Nice.
*browsing sub feed*
*sees more science videos on this channel*
*clicks so quickly that I compress the air in front of my fingers into a small nuclear fusion reactor*
I've only just discovered your channel but already couldn't live without it.
part 3 when???????????????????????????????????
Please more of this! Although I love your games stuff (especially ED) I think this is more important.
I imagine that bit with Arthur and the "you can do it!" "....nine?" "GOD DAMN IT!" must be what it's like to actually teach kids who don't pay attention.
I am so sad there is not another episode. I could've watched many many more of these. Great videos!