Exactly! This was 13 years ago? I wish I made bet years ago when I saw this first time. Dumbledore's gayness is straight canon in Fantastic Beast now. I would've been RICH BY NOW! LOL XD
Because captions can't be trusted, here's the lyrics to Hagrid's song. If you wanna take care of that Wizard Lice Ya gotta listen to Hagrid's good advice Rub meat in your hair 'til it starts to stink Let it sit for an hour, and wash it off in the sink Then take some mayonnaise and rub it into your roots Wipe it all off on an old pair o' boots Spin in a circle, clap your hands twice Now you ain't got any... lice. (Spits in bucket) Enjoy.
Henmister3 it needs to be longer like this dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
***** Still not long enough :/ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
No No my apologies. Forgive me for deciding to take a statement literally and use it as an excuse to clarify something that’s close enough I could understand someone getting wrong, especially considering how long ago this series was made and how recent this comment is. And also, you’re not even using that subreddit right. It’s for when people misspell r/woooosh, it’s not a substitute.
"If you wanna take care of that wizard lice, You gotta listen to Hagrid's good advice. Rub meat in your hair till it starts to stink, Let it sit for an hour, wash it off in the sink, Then take some mayonnaise and rub it into your roots, And wipe it all off on an old pair of boots, Spin in a circle, clap your hands twice, Now you haven't got any... lice."
3:59 Professor Snape: Mr. Potter, have you completed your potions homework? Harry Potter: NO, HIT! P. Snape got knocked out Harry Potter: HE STILL GOT SOME LICE! HIT HIM AGAIN double K.O Harry Potter: Fantastic! Incredible!
2009: nope 2010: not yet 2011: nah 2012: later idk 2013: nooooot yet 2014: just wait a little more 2015: just a little more 2016: not there yet 2017: still not there 2018: just a little longer 2019: juuuuust a little longer 2020 in the middle of a global pandemic: *NOW IT'S THE TIME*
Mike Newell, the director for the Goblet of Fire, stated that they purposefully left out the red eyes as they felt it would be much more difficult to convey emotion and to portray a believable villain with the eyes.
Snape:Have you completed your potions homework yet? Harry:NO HIT! Hagrid:*hits snape* Harry:he still has some lice, hit him again!! Hagrid:*hits again* Snape:aaaaah I need a Hagrid to solve my problems, mostly for late homework😂
3:04 what Ron said while harry thought: oh thank you, Hagrid. I feel 100% better. It's as if the lies never even existed. I feel *clean* for the first time in my life!
The books were mainly plot focused and since being gay is uncommon why does the book have to represent gay relationships, if none of the main characters are gay, which would be unlikely and also forced there is no reason to represent a gay relationship, and if there was gay representation in the books it would just be there for the sake of it and people would be equally as annoyed, there really is no winning is there, I don’t see why everything should contain representation
JK Rowling said it after she wrote and published the books. According the English theory in literature an author cannot add more to a book after it is written and published. If you choose to believe Dumbledore is gay just know there is no evidence to support it because JK Rowling has no say on what her books mean anymore, but you can believe it. I don’t have a problem with people believing Dumbledore is gay, I do not because the books did not say and I believe all people are born straight. I normally use an example such as, is a criminal born a criminal. The answer is no, they choose to be that way. The books, which are the only source of info that we have of all of Harry Potter, show no sign that Dumbledore has chosen to be gay.
It's been 14 years and still the line "He still got some lice! Hit him again!" followed by Snape's yell as he falls jump into my brain at the most inopportune times.
"If ya wanna take care of that wizard lice, ya gotta listen to Hagrid's good advise, rub meat in your hair till it starts to stink, let it sit for an hour than wash it off in the sink, than take some mayonnaise rub it into your roots, than wipe it all off on a old pair of boots, spin in a circle, clap your hands twice, now ya an'it got any lice"
I love how most of the video is Harry Roasting people Harry:Get up you old meat bag Harry:millions of creatures have spawned on Ron's aLReaDy FiLThy SCaLP Harry: do what you like you DiSeaSeD CHiLD
OMG here's Hagrid's entire song according to the closed captions: "repair hurdler who's who dollars your own personal her grids Gordon parts the world me here her room stall disperse call letters murder all wash it off saying even 60 murders grounded in her room sublime it all off morning all tomorrow sprinter Sharpeville clap your hands course no longer and Goldman... lines" ("and" as he spits) Ron: "Great song 100 but I can't afford any more enemies"
"Do as you wish you diseased child"
+Pash said me to kids with ebola *inb4 angry crowds rush to the replies*
guess what I was reading that comment while it said that lol
+Tyla Griffin lol
+Ashleigh Moffat same here
ok
Harry Potter and the Diseased Child
CrustyDustyTrash love your profile pic
CrustyDustyTrash I love your profile picture!!!
JUSHUWA DUNN
CrustyDustyTrash Better than the cursed child.
Nice pfp
“Omg he’s an android”
“Yes, I am an Android...a gay android.”
Here lies me. Died of laughter.
desteny canas I'm also gay
*HOW ARE YOU TYPING THIS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP ARE YOU TYPING THIS IN HEAVEN*
No
Yes
"I'm a gay android"
These shorts were WAY ahead of there time
They predicted J.K. Rowling's words. Magical much?
This is probably where Rowling got the idea from.
@@catoticneutral This was made in 2009. She said that in 2007.
Exactly! This was 13 years ago? I wish I made bet years ago when I saw this first time. Dumbledore's gayness is straight canon in Fantastic Beast now. I would've been RICH BY NOW! LOL XD
*Detroit: become human*
"Yes, do as you wish, you diseased child."
"Hello, female Ron."
"Yes, it's true, I am an android. A gay android."
😁😂
#gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay
After jk rowling 2019
a gay android. love it
こにちわ
*when Ron is so unnecessary that you just leave him hanging in a cottage to die*
Oh my god I never realized that!!
Poor Ron :(
NO I SHOULDN'T HAVE LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!
Lol
@@ghostking5986 SAME
Ron: Great song Hagrid but I can’t afford any mayonnaise
No you diseased child
Is mayonaise an instrument?
@@colbbot3291 Yes
Stay cheeki breeki
no Colby bot mayonnaise is not a instrument
Because captions can't be trusted, here's the lyrics to Hagrid's song.
If you wanna take care of that Wizard Lice
Ya gotta listen to Hagrid's good advice
Rub meat in your hair 'til it starts to stink
Let it sit for an hour, and wash it off in the sink
Then take some mayonnaise and rub it into your roots
Wipe it all off on an old pair o' boots
Spin in a circle, clap your hands twice
Now you ain't got any... lice. (Spits in bucket)
Enjoy.
great song, Trash, the Garbage Nomad
You've got a funny name...
This part come on as I was reading this
I READ THIS BEFORE IT CAME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A “WE ARE NUMBER ONE” PARODY LMAOOO
But I can't afford any mayonnaise
"Great song Hagrid, but I can't afford any mayonnaise"
XxpickfoxX haha tris part just came on when i readed this
XxpickfoxX i heard that line while reading this! 😂😂
Doroteja Srhoj me too!
Same
Ballistic Balter i cant either
"Yes, it is true. I am an android. A gay android."
-Albus Dumbledore, 2009.
Ikr
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Omg he's a gay android surprise
Henmister3 it needs to be longer like this dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
***** Still not long enough :/
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
“Ahhh Harry I’ve been waiting for you! Avada ke-
“No time to chat Voldemort-“
“Dav-?”
“-Gotta go!”
“...Ohh everytime I try to kill Harry-“ *sobs*
Honestly I expected Harry to tell Hagrid to whack Voldemort
Then I realized Voldemort is bald :/
@@lemin-lyme8807 lmfao
No I'm sorry Voldemort but Harry has absolutely no time to talk, much less time to die.
@@lemin-lyme8807 omg same
@Violeta Casillas yah
Note to everyone: Don't drink anything while watching Potter Puppet Pals.
True, true.
😂😂😂😂😂
So true
This is very true I was watching Nevilles birthday and I spit my water all over my bed
@@jaydennichols1206 well if thats how you really feel, neville self distruct
"Every day is beautiful with you, Harry!"
~Ron Weasley, 2009
Fletcher Reed I ship it
#gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay #gay
GALAXY LYCAN if the characters aren’t gay,yes.
#gay.
totally
#LetThisShipSail
Millions of little monsters have spawned on Ron's already filthy scalp"
-Harry James Potter, April 13, 2009
Satan Fangirl 14* u mean?
Anjeni Weisz it is 13th.
as a homestuck, this date TERRIFIES me
@modestinho same
Hermione: Hello, Harry! Hello, Hagrid!
Harry: Hello, female Ron.
Lol
Wait... RON READ HOGWARTS A HISTORY MULTIPLE TIMES!!! WHY DIDN'T HE SAY SO!!!
Harry to Ginny: Hello second female Ron
harry: HELLO FEMALE RON
hermione: im only friends with you because your rich 😎
Potter puppet pals predicted JK Rowling telling us Dumbledore is gay
Yetis Reese Man actually this was posted just a few months after she said that!
@@ClownOwO r/woooosh
No No my apologies. Forgive me for deciding to take a statement literally and use it as an excuse to clarify something that’s close enough I could understand someone getting wrong, especially considering how long ago this series was made and how recent this comment is.
And also, you’re not even using that subreddit right. It’s for when people misspell r/woooosh, it’s not a substitute.
@@ClownOwO Okee dokee. I don't understand your comment at all but apology accepted.
Yetis Reese Man So true! Neil could be a great, reliable Divination professor!👏👏👏
"If you wanna take care of that wizard lice,
You gotta listen to Hagrid's good advice.
Rub meat in your hair till it starts to stink,
Let it sit for an hour, wash it off in the sink,
Then take some mayonnaise and rub it into your roots,
And wipe it all off on an old pair of boots,
Spin in a circle, clap your hands twice,
Now you haven't got any... lice."
*spits in a bucket*
Great song Hagrid! But I can't afford any mayonnaise.
Hmm.. Well what if we just lit his head on fire?
+Audrey Dixon when will him make more
[ill fix it everyone]
theres another way to cure wizard lice.... but ya ain't gonna like it...
"Hello, female Ron." dead XD
saaaame XD
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omg hagrid is adorable
Amy McCabe Yes
IS THAT A BRENDON URIE I SEE
When Dumbledore said "the last thing we need is another infestation"
that's true because once on the HP set all the kids got lice...
Izz Kifer o
Izz Kifer i blame the sorting hat
Was that during the production of Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got A Haircut
I blame the Sorting Hat, isn't there better ways of finding where someone belongs then with a hat
@The Boba Turtle Hmm that's an option
dumbledore: yes, im a gay android
jkr: i was planning this from the very beginning
"Millions of little monsters have spawned on Ron's already filthy scalp."
I love ur username
@@ahdndjnff8146 DUMBLEDORE UR ALIVE!
love the name kiddo
IM A BISEXUAL AVOCADO YEET
I loved that
You know, I'm starting to think Potter Puppet Pals is Hogwarts from Umbridge's point of view... :D
or draco's
Or maybe their CHILD'S MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Jonalie Zamora Gosh... That's an... interesting... idea. :]
It's terrifying ;)
That would make a lot of sense
“Well what if we just light his head on fire.”
“Are you sure this is going to work.”
“Shut up.”
If I insult you in anyway will your father hear about it?
@@charnightt I think so
@@charnightt most likely
4:09 is my favorite part 😂 Snape just falls off the stage literally and the scream makes it funnier
It’s my favorite too
gAaaaaaaaaaaaaw
aaaaa
I watched that like 10 times
ahhhhhhhhh~~AHHHHHHH~~~~AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~
Hermione: oh hello Harry hello Hagrid!
Harry: hello female Ron..
+Daniela Domingues XD
😆😆😆😂😂😂😄😄😄😁😁😁
I never got that part. Ginny is the female Ron.
what time?
?
"I'm an android. A gay android."
Maia Iero DUN DUN DUNNN
CAN I MEET FRANK PLEASE
That's funny
LMAO XD THAT WAS HILARIOUS
XD
i love how voldemort doesn't count as a problem for harry, but everyone else does
3:59
Professor Snape: Mr. Potter, have you completed your potions homework?
Harry Potter: NO, HIT!
P. Snape got knocked out
Harry Potter: HE STILL GOT SOME LICE! HIT HIM AGAIN
double K.O
Harry Potter: Fantastic! Incredible!
P. Snape: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
@@cutenessoverload719 that makes me laugh everytime
@@deadkidgaming7775 :D
Harry Potter the sociopath
@@Mr_Storm_22 *Y E S*
"are you sure this is gonna work, Hagrid?"
"SHUT UP!" *WHACK* "YOU'RE CURED!"
I was wondering why they didn't hit Voldemort, I realized that he has no hair xD
Ohhhhh
+The Penguin Council Heheheheheheeee...
Holy shit yeah😂
+The “Blu Apple” Pudding He didn't hit Voldermort for comedic reasons...he ignores the one guy that's really try to harm him...it's funny~
+The “Blu Apple” Pudding What I was thinking was what Harry was going to say to make Hagrid hit Lord Voldy, I mean, he has NO HAIR
2009: nope
2010: not yet
2011: nah
2012: later idk
2013: nooooot yet
2014: just wait a little more
2015: just a little more
2016: not there yet
2017: still not there
2018: just a little longer
2019: juuuuust a little longer
2020 in the middle of a global pandemic: *NOW IT'S THE TIME*
2021 : yeah it's all coming together
Hagrid: *Slaps twice*
Also Hagrid: yOu'Re cUrEd"
i cant afford any mayonnaise
Theres another way to cure wizard lice but you ain't gonna like it...
+Pixi Poo MSP OI PIXI HAII
AYE YOU FOUND ME WATCHING PPP! :D (At least it isn't porn
Phan Trash #1 order from me!!!
Phan Trash #1 I steel mayonnaise for you
"Are you *sure* this is going to work, Hagrid?"
"Shut up."
Jekyll snd hyde
Henry Jekyll It's funny how the quote got more +1s than what follows, which in my opinion is funnier. XD
Insanity Hyde Then WACK!!
Imagine your otp
"Disgusting!" "You don't even know what it is, harry!"
Harry Potter Puppet Pals: Ron gets Coronavirus
WE NEED THAT NOW
Not something I realised I needed in my life haha
WIZARD Corona Virus.
"I've got a secret affliction Harry"
"DISGUSTING"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You don't even know what it is, Harry! It's lice!
Well at least someone remembered that old Voldy has RED STINKIN' SNAKE EYES!😄
YESSS
Ever since I read the first book I knew he had red eyes
They don't show it in the movies tho
Mike Newell, the director for the Goblet of Fire, stated that they purposefully left out the red eyes as they felt it would be much more difficult to convey emotion and to portray a believable villain with the eyes.
Megan Z FINALLY NEVER, I REPEAT THEY NEVER GET IT RIGHT IN THE MOVIES! I read the books I should know
Bu... but....
*eVReY TImE i TrY tO KiLl HaRRy-*
2:41 my new response to anything inconvenient
He sounds like a drowning Chewbacca
Okay, so... I have something to confess. I actually tried putting mayonnaise on my lice infested scalp... it actually works...
Does it?
Here is a story.
Me: oh I have lice,I wonder how to get rid of them? i'llGoogle it!
Google: GET MAYONAISE
I used special shampoo and hot water+vinegar
Watches this video years later, reads the comments: WAIT WHAT?! WTF?!
Aspen Smith yup pretty much XD
I want to see the actors reactions to these videos
yes
Max Tracey ikr
No, wait! Have them react to the comment section!
Max Tracey omg I was literally was thinking about this all and how they would react😂
That would be awesome
“Oh hello Harry hello Hagrid!”
“Hello female Ron”
😆 😂
Remus
Hagrid:Hits Dumbledoor in the back of the head with a bat
Harry: OMG he’s an Android
Dumbledoor: Yes. It is true I am an Android. A gay Android
Me:😂😂😂
"He's still got some lice hit him again "-Harry
WHACK! " AHHHHHH"-Snape
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO STOP AVODING SHAMPOO SNAPE
Harry: "Yes Hagrid, we cured her lice! Good boy! *Throws fish in Hagrid's beard*
I'm dead
And so is Ron
This series was remarkably well written for OG UA-cam.
“Oh hello harry, hello Hagrid.” “Oh hello female Ron.” No time to talk!” ( hits female Ron’s head) “good job hagrid we cured her lice!”
Ah yes I’m cringe
"Oh, hello Harry! Hello Hagrid!"
"Hello female Ron.
Okay club it right now!"
Amanda steals WAKE!!
Snape:Have you completed your potions homework yet?
Harry:NO HIT!
Hagrid:*hits snape*
Harry:he still has some lice, hit him again!!
Hagrid:*hits again*
Snape:aaaaah
I need a Hagrid to solve my problems, mostly for late homework😂
😂😂😂
A gay android
3:04 what Ron said while harry thought:
oh thank you, Hagrid. I feel 100% better. It's as if the lies never even existed. I feel *clean* for the first time in my life!
PPP logic : Harry makes Hagrid hit everyone except Voldemort, even his friends. 😂😂
Well Voldy is bald, so........
They just left Ron hanging XD
Dont leave me hangin
Omg this joke is so......PUNNY
@@birthdaycake4611 yes it issss
saYOri
ik this is completely unrelated so stfu
R.I.P Ron
Before I watched and read the actual series, I thought this was how Harry Potter was like
+SorryCracked LOL
+SorryCracked same
sameee oml
Not even I thought that and I hated Harry Potter now I love it
Me to!!!
Harry:ILL LEAVE A PILE OF FISH OUTSIDE YOUR HUT EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH
Hagrid:You've got yourself a deal hrnskfhwkbdea!!
4:15 - Goblet of Fire in a nutshell
i would actually watch this if it was an actually tv cartoon show
Same
I think we all would
It has swearing in
Holly Powell doesn't mean it couldn't air on television
When does it have swearing?
even this has better gay representation than hp canon, smh
?
Eons Infinity J.K. Rowling said Dumbledore was gay, and people were upset because it was never hinted in canon.
The books were mainly plot focused and since being gay is uncommon why does the book have to represent gay relationships, if none of the main characters are gay, which would be unlikely and also forced there is no reason to represent a gay relationship, and if there was gay representation in the books it would just be there for the sake of it and people would be equally as annoyed, there really is no winning is there, I don’t see why everything should contain representation
Kitty Porter-Clarke, JK said Dumbledore was gay
JK Rowling said it after she wrote and published the books. According the English theory in literature an author cannot add more to a book after it is written and published. If you choose to believe Dumbledore is gay just know there is no evidence to support it because JK Rowling has no say on what her books mean anymore, but you can believe it. I don’t have a problem with people believing Dumbledore is gay, I do not because the books did not say and I believe all people are born straight. I normally use an example such as, is a criminal born a criminal. The answer is no, they choose to be that way. The books, which are the only source of info that we have of all of Harry Potter, show no sign that Dumbledore has chosen to be gay.
“Millions of little monsters spawned on Ron’s already filthy scalp”
* yeah im dead. This is my ghost*
It's been 14 years and still the line "He still got some lice! Hit him again!" followed by Snape's yell as he falls jump into my brain at the most inopportune times.
"Do as you wish you diseased child"
-Harry Potter
I better remember this quote!!!! Poor Voldemort!!
"If ya wanna take care of that wizard lice, ya gotta listen to Hagrid's good advise, rub meat in your hair till it starts to stink, let it sit for an hour than wash it off in the sink, than take some mayonnaise rub it into your roots, than wipe it all off on a old pair of boots, spin in a circle, clap your hands twice, now ya an'it got any lice"
“Millions of little monsters have spawned on tons already filthy scalp”
Thank you UA-cam for recommending this 11 YEARS LATE
When harry says "oh hello female Ron" to hermione 😂
Yes it's true. I am an android....a gay android.
A GAY Android
I lost my crap😂😂
Lol
Is it bad that they predicted the future (this was made in 2009, a while before Rowling said he was gay.)?
Gwen Poole I am
Hi, I’m Cyberlife, the Connor sent from Android
“EveRy DAy Is BeAuTIfuL wITh yoU HErE HarRY”
Ron Weasly 2009~
“home swet home”
its everything i didnt know i needed
I need one of those embroidered pillows that says home swet home on it
Ron’s Disease is that he can’t be as cool as *HARRY FRICKEN POTTER*
*HE CAN IF HE TRIES HARD ENOUF. YOUR NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGF RON!*
StarKid fans in the chat!
lol yass!
LIKE BETTY CROCKER
@@IceCreamCookie I have a question
is anyone else going to compliment hagrid's lovely song??
Great song Hagrid! But I can't afford any mayonnaise...
Rewatching in 2019 and Hagrid's voice is the funniest things in this episode, I nearly died every time he made a sound :D
I love how most of the video is Harry Roasting people
Harry:Get up you old meat bag
Harry:millions of creatures have spawned on Ron's aLReaDy FiLThy SCaLP
Harry: do what you like you DiSeaSeD CHiLD
"Hello mr hagrid"
SMACK
"Millions of little monsters have spawned on Ron's already filthy scalp" I died!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alaedja Jackson XDDD
4:47 honestly this wouldn't surprise me if this was actually canon now
Hagrid’s song needs to be on Spotify or something, it’s incredible.
“I feel clean for the first time in my life!” (Ron)
I'd wish he continue doing more puppet pals... The good old days
StrawberryHero so do I but my wishes never come true
StrawberryHero same😁😁😁
He does on a different channel
@@lmartin7794 he does?!??
Back in the good old days before 2020
Snape falling killed me, the way he screamed was hilarious
Lmao ikr.
Reminds me of Hans Gruber’s death in Die Hard and they’re both Alan Rickman 😂
no, i think it killed snape
100% predicted Dumbledore was gay before it was actually confirmed
4:00 Of course he hasn't finished his potions homework... Hermione the traitor hasn't done his potions essay. It's due tomorrow
So was this based on the lice outbreak that happened when they were filming...I think Chamber of Secrets.
lol true
OMG I didn't even realize that!
+Leopard Dragon Whoas.
Wow! And yeah it was chamber of secrets
I've got a secret affliction, Harry!
disgusting!!!
+shizuo kun you don't even know what it is Harry!
+Paris Rose dombledoor!!
CrazyGamer DISGUSTING!!!
I was kind of expecting it to be being a ginger
And if it was, I was going to say that to my best friend
"I have a secret affliction. I'm a ginger"
“Yes it’s true. I’m an Android... a gay Android...” I would buy that on a tshirt or something
Same
“Rons Disease” RoN HaS CoRoNA
Hisoka’s Ramen Bowl exactly what I said
I agree with Harry "Why don't we just light his head on fire?"
Because it already is? Kidding, I love gingers!
XD
Its already red, why not?
Somebody call Seamus Finnigan
SOMEONE CALL PEEVES! OR FRED AND GEORGE
I like that they just left Ron in the hut
funtime foxy R.I.P Ron 2018-2018
“Get up you old meat sack” at 1:47
“Another infestation is the last thing this school needs.” Me: laughs in 2020
13 seconds of dramatic music...
also, "do as you wish you diseased child."
Kay wants food that’s 10 seconds
This needs to be a tv show 😂😂😂
StrawberryHero yes, yes it does
Agree
Should be in netflix😂
I would never leave my house again ( even though I rarely ever do)
So true yess
"Hello felmale ron!"
**spits out expired gorilla milk in laughter**
"Then take some mayonnaise and rub it into you're roots"
I think I know where Big Ed got his hair advise from...
4:50 Potter puppet pals predict that Dumbledore is/was gay?
Was* because he died
I wonder how often the puppeteers just burst out into laughter and they had to reshoot.
LadyClassical ikr 🤣🤣
It’s one dude
HarryPotterforlife so one dude has three hands
Rawan Kamal It’s finger puppets, do you have 2 fingers?
Andrew Brasfield my bad
I need everyone to call me “A Diseased Child” now.
Ok you diseased child
“Hello female Ron” honestly Harry’s my favorite and Ron. 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my gosh he's a android
Hagrid: what
Albus: yes it's true I am a android a gay android
ah, watching this as a kid and now watching it as a lemon demon fan is quite excellent
ron: ive got a secret affliction harry
harry: DISGUSTING
RON: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS
OMG here's Hagrid's entire song according to the closed captions:
"repair hurdler who's who dollars
your own personal her grids Gordon parts
the world me here her room stall disperse
call letters murder all wash it off saying even
60 murders grounded in her room
sublime it all off morning all tomorrow
sprinter Sharpeville clap your hands course
no longer and Goldman... lines" ("and" as he spits)
Ron: "Great song 100 but I can't afford any more enemies"