Neville's Birthday

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2011
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    Created by Neil Cicierega, Emmy Cicierega, Alora Lanzillotta, Ming Doyle. Special guest puppeteer/foot: Benjamin Cicierega.
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  • @emmett1883
    @emmett1883 7 років тому +7279

    "Au revoir, little biscuit" is my new goodbye.

  • @jessicaAM666
    @jessicaAM666 7 років тому +398

    Kids, don't bully because if you do, the kid that you bully will explode and you will feel responsible for that and then you will eat the exploded bits of the kid that you bullied

    • @user.7710
      @user.7710 7 років тому

      Jessica Martinez I'm frightened

    • @allisonpracticesdoitsuism2380
      @allisonpracticesdoitsuism2380 7 років тому +2

      Jessica Martinez yes that's what will happen

    • @elishaso
      @elishaso 7 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @skeet9392
      @skeet9392 7 років тому

      draco is going to eat the golden trio and half of hogwarts, great

    • @Nora-sc3wh
      @Nora-sc3wh 7 років тому

      twentyone pilotingpanics lol

  • @gamingoose5033
    @gamingoose5033 3 роки тому +1608

    “He just wanted to be your friend, and you exploded him.”
    - Dumbledore 2011

  • @mati1618
    @mati1618 3 роки тому +540

    "look over there, it's Cedric Driggori, he's so hot right now" lmao best part

  • @gjones9282
    @gjones9282 5 років тому +4411

    This is basically snape and Dumbledore’s relationship:
    Snape: **something dark**
    Dumbledore: **says something almost completely unrelated but ridiculous**

    • @drawingwithpancakes8876
      @drawingwithpancakes8876 5 років тому +65

      The Real Richard Goranski you mean *RiDiKuLuS*

    • @CookieStars18
      @CookieStars18 5 років тому +11

      My cosin is almost both but he is like ron

    • @kyzola569
      @kyzola569 5 років тому +18

      rich set a fire and he burned down the house

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 5 років тому +5

      The Real Richard Goranski you misspelled riddikulus

    • @amiplays5402
      @amiplays5402 5 років тому +3

      Drawing With Pancakes 887 THE PUNS ARE TAKING OVER!

  • @lilhoneybee1360
    @lilhoneybee1360 9 років тому +2196

    "Can I have your attention please"
    "YOU CAN HAVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE! I'm sorry Dumbledore, go on" this was literally my childhood. :)

    • @ILoveHorses1427
      @ILoveHorses1427 9 років тому +8

      LOL that's one of the best bits :)

    • @joshuabarosin779
      @joshuabarosin779 9 років тому +7

      Well in that case nevell self destruct what the f boom

    • @carolines3381
      @carolines3381 9 років тому

      Will the real slim shady please stand up?

    • @carolines3381
      @carolines3381 9 років тому

      You have never heard the song "the real slim shady" by eminem? HAVE YOU EVEN LIVED?

    • @ventriloquistgirl1317
      @ventriloquistgirl1317 9 років тому +2

      Caroline S Not everyone likes the same kinds of music. I have never even heard of it and I WRITE songs

  • @olgranew
    @olgranew 3 роки тому +318

    “and now, the cake is tainted. literally tainted.” this series is so much funnier when you’re older and understand the jokes

  • @thing_pottah11
    @thing_pottah11 2 роки тому +293

    I've been watching this for years. Hagrid saying "got him a dead pig" always kills me.
    Also Snape saying "it's just a cake"🤣😂 omg I love it

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 11 місяців тому

      My teacher shaming me for rick rolling & running away from another teacher who was trying to tell me that she's retiring:
      oh, felix!
      Shame on you!
      she just wanted to say "I'm retiring" and you rickrolled her!
      Shame on you!

    • @vanessahanson9491
      @vanessahanson9491 9 місяців тому

      You could hear hagrid say that?I could hardly tell what he said

    • @piercelindenberg8156
      @piercelindenberg8156 Місяць тому

      A dead pig? Dudley!

  • @errorcutenessoverload5154
    @errorcutenessoverload5154 5 років тому +1024

    “I’m already uncomfortable” -Hermione
    Mood.

    • @taiyo7181
      @taiyo7181 5 років тому +1

      I came over this just as the video said that. 😂

    • @dumb8050
      @dumb8050 4 роки тому

      *M E*

    • @sarahjacobs7408
      @sarahjacobs7408 4 роки тому

      Lynnsko Mouse Natsuki’s got me sad :( but Sayori’s more

    • @rainbowgunsh3331
      @rainbowgunsh3331 4 роки тому +1

      I need to bleach every thing after these comments.

  • @jade9938
    @jade9938 4 роки тому +3542

    Harry described my life "I'm having dark disturbing thoughts that I don't like to talk about"

  • @breenween093
    @breenween093 3 роки тому +220

    snape: “iss mah birthday?”
    “i didn’t get myself anything ohnoooo”

  • @totallynotaaron6907
    @totallynotaaron6907 3 роки тому +171

    "Hello giys, are you having fun?"
    "No, im having dark disturbing thoughts that i dont lile to talk about"

  • @graceblomberg6330
    @graceblomberg6330 3 роки тому +5671

    I love how they had DIFFERENT SHAPED SQUASHES for Neville’s different emotions. Like... the sheer cinematic genius

  • @thegentleman5409
    @thegentleman5409 5 років тому +1520

    “We’re too young for grown up water Harry”

    • @poor_dumb_snek
      @poor_dumb_snek 5 років тому +44

      "I don't care about your grandmother!!! I'm Harry Potter!!!"

    • @julietgrain3484
      @julietgrain3484 5 років тому +4

      Ikr

    • @thatsonespicydorito5372
      @thatsonespicydorito5372 5 років тому +22

      My grandmother-
      I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER! I’M HARRY POTTER!

    • @gatchaplaysgalaxy4149
      @gatchaplaysgalaxy4149 5 років тому +3

      Whine whisky beer other stuff

    • @dilloncasey1194
      @dilloncasey1194 5 років тому +7

      My grandmother I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER IM HARRY POTTER 😂😂

  • @jamiem8345
    @jamiem8345 Рік тому +174

    Maddest respect for the person who painted the sole of their foot for this. Hope the one who did the painting is still alive with all their teeth intact.

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 11 місяців тому +3

      My teacher shaming me for rick rolling & running away from another teacher who was trying to tell me that she's retiring:
      oh, felix!
      Shame on you!
      she just wanted to say "I'm retiring" and you rickrolled her!
      Shame on you!

    • @grace-fultunes
      @grace-fultunes 5 місяців тому

      This video is 12 years old I'm pretty sure the painted food person is still alive

    • @jamiem8345
      @jamiem8345 5 місяців тому

      I wasn't referring to age, more to the fact that , if anyone ever tried to paint my feet i'd probably kick them straight to the mood.

    • @grace-fultunes
      @grace-fultunes 5 місяців тому

      @@jamiem8345
      OHHH my b that makes more sense. Also, same.

  • @lunarmoon1948
    @lunarmoon1948 11 місяців тому +54

    Neville: "look how beautiful my cake is."
    Everyone: "OOOOOOOO"
    Snape: "ItS jUsT a Cake!!??"
    I can't 😂

  • @punkpuppyluv
    @punkpuppyluv 5 років тому +2566

    Ron: "you smell weird Snape."
    Drunk Snape: "well you smell great."

    • @lolag6757
      @lolag6757 5 років тому +41

      Tiyana Kleymann also drunk snape: it’s my birthday?! i forgot to get myself something oh noooo

    • @thatoneravenclaw0081
      @thatoneravenclaw0081 5 років тому +7

      Flashes back to that one awkward scene in Divergent*

    • @slytherinmember1009
      @slytherinmember1009 5 років тому +4

      😁😂

    • @thaliahallows76
      @thaliahallows76 5 років тому +4

      How do we know he's drunk

    • @blayeg8716
      @blayeg8716 4 роки тому +2

      Thalia Hallows watch the whole video

  • @squiddybae906
    @squiddybae906 4 роки тому +3081

    "I don't care about your grandmother, I'm Harry Potter."
    -Harry Potter, 2011
    "You smell great."
    - Snape, 2011

    • @osberswgaming
      @osberswgaming 4 роки тому +65

      Au Revoir, Little Biscuit!
      - Dumbledore, 2011

    • @davidferon1478
      @davidferon1478 4 роки тому +7

      Hahaha

    • @fan2fics389
      @fan2fics389 3 роки тому +29

      “I got him a dead pig.”
      -Rubeus Hagrid, 2011

    • @salt8044
      @salt8044 3 роки тому +18

      "I like mandatory things."
      -Hermione Granger, 2011

    • @sharonmitchell6943
      @sharonmitchell6943 3 роки тому +2

      Ayyy 2011 is my birth year!!! :D

  • @thevampiremansion
    @thevampiremansion 3 роки тому +44

    Nobody at all:
    Hermione: “I like mandatory things”

  • @KiraRegan
    @KiraRegan Рік тому +71

    It’s been ten years and I only just noticed Hagrid passed out on the floor at 5:33. God I love these videos

  • @chxrrybabyy
    @chxrrybabyy 6 років тому +1154

    "I'm trying out for the lead part of Annie, wish me luck."
    *Don't tell me what to wish Ron*

  • @saggittarius_at_best998
    @saggittarius_at_best998 5 років тому +427

    "Hey, look I found a door - *LeTs LeAvE tHrOuGh It* "

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 4 роки тому +5

      @@shed7694 goddamn it

  • @dannysanchez251
    @dannysanchez251 3 роки тому +62

    Are you having fun?
    "No, I'm having dark disturbing thoughts I don't like to talk about "
    Felt that.

  • @MyFitnessJourney.1
    @MyFitnessJourney.1 2 роки тому +40

    I just laughed WAY too hard at "I found a door. Let's leave through it!"

  • @followthewizard359
    @followthewizard359 7 років тому +943

    It was my younger sister's 15th birthday in September... and I copied the entirety of Dumbledore's birthday song onto her card.
    Truly I am the best sister.

    • @maygreen5653
      @maygreen5653 7 років тому +4

      FollowTheWizard I did that too for my best friend!

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead 7 років тому +18

      On my birthday last year, when all of my friends arrived at school they actually walked in circles around me and sung the song to go with it (they just said girl instead of boy), they didn't care that people called them weird, they thought it was hilarious

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 7 років тому +6

      +Ouran-After-High That's a GREAT idea!

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead 7 років тому +5

      Thanks, I didn't actually plan for them to do that, they did it as a surprise, they did hint at me a few days before that they would do it but I didn't think they were serious, a great birthday present none-the-less

    • @chronotalefrisk4032
      @chronotalefrisk4032 7 років тому +7

      FollowTheWizard
      #OlderSisterGoals.

  • @gaurangiyadav1154
    @gaurangiyadav1154 8 років тому +2278

    Dumbledore:Gryffindor!
    Students:Party more!
    Dumbledore:Hufflepuff!
    Students:Wizard stuff!
    Dumbledore:Ravenclaw!
    Students:Hell naw!
    Dumbledore:Pretty sure that's everybody!
    Draco:MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!

    • @lyndahext1553
      @lyndahext1553 8 років тому +9

      where did you get that from my father will hear about this

    • @Laz-Kay
      @Laz-Kay 8 років тому +20

      +Lynda Hext it's a quote from the movie m8

    • @madelinestead6337
      @madelinestead6337 8 років тому +20

      No it's "Wait until my father hears about this"

    • @riverbell498
      @riverbell498 8 років тому +14

      Slytherin! F**k it then!!!!!

    • @bryn5238
      @bryn5238 8 років тому +30

      You don't have a Harry Potter reference without "my father will hear about this!"

  • @devmn204
    @devmn204 3 роки тому +42

    "Au revoir, little biscuit"
    It's like Gordon Ramsay complimenting.

  • @Dave2801epic
    @Dave2801epic 3 роки тому +47

    Ron: Wish me luck
    Harry: Don’t tell me what to wish Ron

  • @daramadson8626
    @daramadson8626 7 років тому +3520

    I liked how when it showed snape Hagrid and Dumbledore you just hear Harry say in the background "I don't care about your grandmother I'm Harry Potter!" I laughed harder than I should have

    • @daramadson8626
      @daramadson8626 7 років тому +118

      OMG and the " I'm going to crap a castle if I have to endure any more lameness" I can't even right now 😂

    • @wiggy_jiggy_jed
      @wiggy_jiggy_jed 7 років тому +88

      Dara Bear I laughed really hard when Neville was like "You think I'm lame?" and Harry goes "Uh, yeah." Then Neville lets out a shocked gasp and is like "BUT MY GRANDMOTHER-"

    • @alyxwold4974
      @alyxwold4974 7 років тому +107

      Neville "we're almost half way there"
      Harry potter "FUCK"

    • @sharonrobinson7026
      @sharonrobinson7026 7 років тому +1

      Dara Bear XD

    • @Alex-rv6sq
      @Alex-rv6sq 6 років тому +1

      Dara Bear me too

  • @daniellipko710
    @daniellipko710 4 роки тому +1991

    “I once saw a cat give birth!”
    “I still keep my placenta in the shack”
    Snape is somehow the most sane person there

    • @satoritendou7612
      @satoritendou7612 3 роки тому +18

      Also Dumbledore: ChILdReN eAtInD CAKe InSIDe ThIeR MoUtHhhHhHSS

    • @x9989
      @x9989 3 роки тому +110

      Snape is still the sanest drunk but I laughed when he didn't get anything for Neville but says: "Its my birthday?" "Oh nooo I didnt get myself anything"

    • @stephenmccabe3479
      @stephenmccabe3479 3 роки тому +4

      Yea haha

    • @stephenmccabe3479
      @stephenmccabe3479 3 роки тому +37

      And also Snape: ohhhh it’s my birthday? Oh no! I didn’t get myself anything...! (After Neville explodes) yummmmmm *eats nevilles squash gutz*

    • @xxhoneysucklexx1545
      @xxhoneysucklexx1545 3 роки тому +18

      Mcgonnagall is cat.......

  • @kylid3627
    @kylid3627 3 роки тому +38

    “look over there, it’s cedric diggory he’s so hot right now”
    “i got him an enchanted yo-yo to ward away all the girls” 💀💀💀💀

  • @Sahas7
    @Sahas7 3 роки тому +44

    Snape- its my birthday?
    Harry- Wait this is the cake we're supposed to be putting in our mouths!!
    Snape- I didn't get myself anything, oh noo..
    🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @kookie324
    @kookie324 7 років тому +579

    I just realized Snape was smiling...
    Now I know he's drunk

  • @ryliemiller210
    @ryliemiller210 5 років тому +2942

    snape: *drunk* wow, its my birthday? i didnt get my self anything. oh nooooooo
    that is like, kinda a mood

  • @devmn204
    @devmn204 3 роки тому +43

    No one gonna talk about how Neville was spinning around in 3:20? No? Ok.

  • @clownzinaround12
    @clownzinaround12 Рік тому +69

    5:21
    just how Snape says "oh nooo" is making me die of laughter

  • @cinnamolee
    @cinnamolee 5 років тому +880

    The way Dumbledore is singing a song and forgets Slytherin😭😂😂

    • @misslady2639
      @misslady2639 5 років тому +13

      yeah I know :( Slytherin is my favorite house

    • @leymons1236
      @leymons1236 5 років тому +15

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO (im in slytherin)

    • @leymons1236
      @leymons1236 5 років тому +1

      ;-;

    • @1amelieeeee823
      @1amelieeeee823 5 років тому +5

      I wish dumbledore included slytherin

    • @danilocordova2794
      @danilocordova2794 5 років тому +6

      Now I feel bad for slytherin tho I’m a griffindor

  • @gren5466
    @gren5466 7 років тому +290

    "IM GOING TO CRAP A CASTLE IF I HAVE TO ENDURE ANY MORE OF THIS LAMENESS"

  • @emmapotter7562
    @emmapotter7562 3 роки тому +164

    "griffindor!" "party more!"
    "hufflepuff!" "wizard stuff!"
    "ravenclaw!" "hell nah!"
    "pretty sure that's everybody!"
    slytherin: 👁️💧👄💧👁️👍

  • @guytheguy18
    @guytheguy18 2 роки тому +9

    After all these years I just noticed Hargrid is passed out at 5:32

  • @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
    @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 7 років тому +431

    "you can have my FIST IN YOUR FACE!!I'm sorry dumbledore go on" not even a minute in and this is fucking hilarious

  • @graceannechristobel
    @graceannechristobel 3 роки тому +3330

    "oh no harry we too young to drink GrOwn uP wAtEr"
    neville was perfect in this

  • @xspellxbenderx1220
    @xspellxbenderx1220 3 роки тому +53

    "Neville Self Destruct."
    B a n g
    "Oh noohhh"

  • @TimberedHarborHero
    @TimberedHarborHero 3 роки тому +18

    Pretty sure that's everybody
    Slytherin: why are we still here just to suffer

  • @intangerbline3683
    @intangerbline3683 4 роки тому +536

    "I like mandatory things."
    "Even I enjoy cake in moderation."

    • @Rodanguirus
      @Rodanguirus 4 роки тому +18

      Hermione has some underrated lines in this one.

    • @VeraEdelman
      @VeraEdelman 4 роки тому +1

      "I guess I feel a little bad."

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 4 роки тому

      I've got out of mandatory things before.

  • @utimatedog1855
    @utimatedog1855 5 років тому +591

    Dumbledore: I got him an enchanted yo-yo that wards away girls.
    Hagrid:I got him a DEAD PIG

    • @larafalkenberg1148
      @larafalkenberg1148 5 років тому +4

      Mason Kuhl best xD

    • @em111ya
      @em111ya 5 років тому +2

      @nitro Gecko i got him a potions boook

    • @comradestalin4826
      @comradestalin4826 5 років тому

      @@em111ya oh hell nahhhhhhh

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 5 років тому

      Delicious

    • @gjones9282
      @gjones9282 5 років тому

      Mason Kuhl why would you give him a live pig tho

  • @anasofiaoterodossantos5430
    @anasofiaoterodossantos5430 3 роки тому +19

    5:06 "Nobody likes you"
    Me: *laughs in neville simp*

  • @hoobananaz
    @hoobananaz Рік тому +8

    This truly is one of my favorite videos!
    The way Neville says “Hello Hermione” and she just silently slips away.
    “I’m already uncomfortable.”
    Hagrid is given a weird grandpa voice.
    Snape “From the warmth of womb, to the cold of life.”
    Harry being heard offscreen.
    Neville changing squash.
    The fact that even though they despise (and kill….and eat…) Neville, that they still play “Walk in Circles” with him.
    Cedric as a foot!!!!!😂
    It’s puppetry and YouTubing genius!
    Naked Dumbledore with that sound he makes.
    “Prettysurethatseverybody”

  • @pawprintss9617
    @pawprintss9617 7 років тому +2372

    Dumbledore: " so, snape, did you bring a present? "
    Snape: " what about the gift of.. education.. of.. wisdom?"
    Dumbledore: " well I got him an enchanted yo-yo that wards away girls! "
    Hagrid: "got 'em a dead pig "
    I died of laughter 😂

    • @gaelismorgan5747
      @gaelismorgan5747 6 років тому +29

      thank you I didn´t understood what he said😶😅😂

    • @emmamarie3169
      @emmamarie3169 6 років тому +1

      Brianna Pawprints same here XD

    • @nibblessweet
      @nibblessweet 6 років тому +6

      Ron:
      Whats a bday party?
      Harry: shut up you d umbo

    • @Wikplay
      @Wikplay 6 років тому +1

      Dumbledore: and what did YOU get him WikPlay?" Me:...........DumbleDores Privates" DumbleDore:..WAIT WHAT!? MY PRIVATES?! * pulls down his pants and his privates are gone * AAAAAAAAAH YOU SON OF A ****T!" beeeeeeeeeep........Technical Dificulties.......T_T

    • @fridericusrex7042
      @fridericusrex7042 6 років тому

      Paw Printss explains why hermione went away from nevile

  • @natalie-yc3uq
    @natalie-yc3uq 5 років тому +218

    Neville: Oh hi Hermione
    Hermione: *slides out of frame*

    • @gaurav_bora_
      @gaurav_bora_ 5 років тому +2

      That was a subtle burn. Lolamaaooo

  • @nom5358
    @nom5358 Рік тому +4

    this is definitely the most quotable Puppet Pals. i think about it all. the. time.

  • @AkariIto
    @AkariIto Рік тому +10

    Does anyone else LOVE neville's voice?

    • @DepthTravel
      @DepthTravel 9 місяців тому +2

      i love it. best interpretation of neville longbottom ever.

  • @toberkhalid7133
    @toberkhalid7133 4 роки тому +2931

    Neville: said something very deep and is about to get really sad
    Harry Ron and Hermione: WaLk In CiRcLeS , WaLk In CiRcLeS,WaLk In CiRcLeS

    • @ggoddf5889
      @ggoddf5889 4 роки тому +119

      i actually really love this part. its like they did care about his feelings and didnt want him to be sad. so they cheered him up

    • @rylanreads3792
      @rylanreads3792 4 роки тому +97

      @@ggoddf5889 I think they just wanted him to shut up.

    • @duck5843
      @duck5843 4 роки тому +53

      Neville: WoOaAaAhHhH

    • @chips1773
      @chips1773 4 роки тому +6

      Time stamp

    • @ggoddf5889
      @ggoddf5889 4 роки тому +13

      @@chips1773 just watch the video its literally in the first 3 minutes

  • @cnsgaming7913
    @cnsgaming7913 7 років тому +166

    never bully someone so much because if you do they'll explode and you'll start eating them because they're a butternut squash

  • @Pixel_Penguin51
    @Pixel_Penguin51 5 місяців тому +3

    This is my childhood in one video

  • @thefancygentleman3402
    @thefancygentleman3402 4 місяці тому +3

    A literal child explodes Snape: 🥴 oh no 😅

  • @salmaosama7867
    @salmaosama7867 4 роки тому +736

    WHY IS DUMBLEDORE ALWAYS NAKED
    *WHY IS DUMBLEDORE ALWAYS NAKED*

    • @albusdumbledore9861
      @albusdumbledore9861 4 роки тому +50

      Because Im sexy

    • @chips1773
      @chips1773 4 роки тому +12

      Aren’t you dead?

    • @albusdumbledore9861
      @albusdumbledore9861 4 роки тому +21

      @@chips1773 I am not dead, or alive

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 4 роки тому +12

      because it's canon? haven't you seen the movies or read the books??

    • @salmaosama7867
      @salmaosama7867 4 роки тому +10

      @@albusdumbledore9861 you're not dead, you're Albus Dumbledore,

  • @CherryMiyaaa
    @CherryMiyaaa 5 років тому +799

    "What the slash fic, Neville is the worst!"
    - Harry Potter

  • @horimo8920
    @horimo8920 Рік тому +6

    This is quickly becoming my favorite thing about the Harry Potter fandom.

  • @Labgrownhuman
    @Labgrownhuman 2 роки тому +11

    Potter puppet pals is the best thing to watch at 3 am

  • @laurakelly8900
    @laurakelly8900 4 роки тому +3009

    “Where’s the wizard booze?”
    “Oh no Harry we’re to young for grownup water. My grandmother-“
    “I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER SAYS I’M HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!”

  • @unicornqueenxoxosmile8863
    @unicornqueenxoxosmile8863 5 років тому +1967

    Are we not going to talk about the fact that Neville is a freaking squash with a face drawn on it??? 😂😂😂😂

    • @susannolte8238
      @susannolte8238 5 років тому +13

      i know right?

    • @kindakrazyfangirl9144
      @kindakrazyfangirl9144 5 років тому +45

      @Cricket Cosplay I guess we know how Foot Fetishes got started....

    • @audgieee6087
      @audgieee6087 5 років тому +22

      And the fact that he has 6 fingers

    • @gial9724
      @gial9724 4 роки тому +3

      YES

    • @HHLucifer666
      @HHLucifer666 4 роки тому +12

      unicorn queen xoxo smile Cedric is literally a foot. Harry Potter has a foot fetish #confirmed

  • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
    @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 2 роки тому +5

    I just now realized the main trio have different, accurate heights. The attention to detail they did is immense

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому +8

    “And then he got tired of pinching me”
    “Great story, Ron”

  • @hollydoes.
    @hollydoes. 4 роки тому +1776

    Every line in this could be a meme

  • @randomismyname3092
    @randomismyname3092 5 років тому +710

    "I need to stop taking 3 hour naps"
    ME

    • @maples_wonderland
      @maples_wonderland 4 роки тому +2

      Random is my name same except my naps are 9 hours and during nighttime

  • @SiriusBlackoutFr
    @SiriusBlackoutFr Рік тому +2

    "I didn't get my self anything ohhh nauurrr"- Snape

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Рік тому +4

    "Don't tell me what to wish" in response to "Wish me luck" is such a raw line

  • @kaylaventura3139
    @kaylaventura3139 8 років тому +202

    "I didn't get myself anything, oh nooooooooooooooooo!"
    - Snape
    XD

  • @user-by4ts7qy2y
    @user-by4ts7qy2y 4 роки тому +1408

    “pretty sure that’s everybody”
    *cries in slytherin*

    • @Sydney0421
      @Sydney0421 3 роки тому +39

      im a ravenclaw so I was like sarcastically offended then Slytherin got left out and I was like oh I feel bad for Slytherins now

    • @daniellesheehan2950
      @daniellesheehan2950 3 роки тому +13

      @@Sydney0421 fellow slytherin here and I cried

    • @satoritendou7612
      @satoritendou7612 3 роки тому +19

      if they had Slytherin it should be like this:
      Dumbledore: Slytherin!
      Harry: Chicken Wing!

    • @darando.6597
      @darando.6597 3 роки тому +3

      Yes. I am totesalutely a slitheryn. Totally not gryffindor. No. No no no no no. Not a chance.

    • @jeanettejohnson2106
      @jeanettejohnson2106 3 роки тому +1

      But fr

  • @Whyamiheredotnet
    @Whyamiheredotnet 9 місяців тому +5

    “Don’t tell me what to wish, Ron. “ I need to say that every time someone tells me “wish me luck”. 😂

  • @abbeyangevine1773
    @abbeyangevine1773 5 років тому +285

    My last three brain cells can be represented by Snape, Neville, and Ron.

  • @sugarfreeskull3008
    @sugarfreeskull3008 7 років тому +260

    WALK IN CIRCLES,
    WALK IN CIRCLES,
    WALK IN CIRCLES AROUND THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Piggies_in_cph
    @Piggies_in_cph 6 місяців тому +3

    Neville: you think I’m lame? :(
    Harry: uh YEAH
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abbyyates9533
    @abbyyates9533 3 роки тому +7

    “au revoir little biscuit”
    -Albus Dumbledore, 2010

  • @hui7248
    @hui7248 6 років тому +448

    Dumbledore: "Did you bring a present?"
    Snape: "What about the gift of education?"

  • @istleyouraircatcherandimnt1564
    @istleyouraircatcherandimnt1564 7 років тому +630

    Dumbledore: May I have your attention please?
    Harry: YOU CAN HAVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE! I'm sorry Dumbledore go on. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @turtles9056
      @turtles9056 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 6 років тому +5

      IStøleYourAirCatcherAndImNøtGivingItBack Dumbledore: I have exciting news.
      Trio: Yay! Exciting news!

    • @fireflake6877
      @fireflake6877 6 років тому

      IStøleYourAirCatcherAndImNøtGivingItBack that's me to my teachers after I get pissed of by students

    • @cheese_whiz_6665
      @cheese_whiz_6665 6 років тому

      Yea im slytherin on Pottemore

    • @1naddie
      @1naddie 6 років тому

      Haha

  • @onionbot2
    @onionbot2 3 роки тому +9

    imagining harry singing two trucks is so wild

  • @danielknapp3141
    @danielknapp3141 7 місяців тому +2

    This must have come out before the famous "puberty done right" meme featuring Neville.

  • @iii_daisy95
    @iii_daisy95 6 років тому +539

    '' i don't care about your grandmother i'm Harry Potter'' lmao

  • @wakaiisedu787
    @wakaiisedu787 4 роки тому +2464

    It’s been 7 years and I still have no idea what “insane gnome posse” is

  • @violentends
    @violentends 3 роки тому +38

    “This party is ruining my excellent life”
    Year 1: *manages to kill his defence against the dark arts teacher at 11*
    Year 2 *finds his future wife locked in a chamber with Tom Riddle and a murderer snake*
    Year 3: *finds out he has a convicted murderer for a godfather*
    Year 4: *Watches poor Cedric (yes, the foot, murdered before his eyes*
    Year 5: *Umbridge.*
    Year 6: *DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD*
    Year 7: *just.... just no.....*
    Yes Harry *excellent*

  • @alisondye7372
    @alisondye7372 Рік тому +11

    4:27 So that’s why my mom didn’t want me watching this when I was younger

  • @Lisa-kd3uh
    @Lisa-kd3uh 5 років тому +508

    ‘Right, where’s the wizard booze?’
    ‘Oh no, we can’t drink adult water!’

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 4 роки тому +25

      My grandmother..
      I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER IM HARRY POTTER

    • @cavespider6665
      @cavespider6665 4 роки тому +5

      Why do we celebrate birthdays?

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 5 років тому +1283

    I love drunk Snape! Haha.
    "It's my birthday? I didn't get myself anything oh noooooo"
    * Neville explodes * "oh nuuuuuuu"

    • @slytherinmember1009
      @slytherinmember1009 5 років тому +14

      I like his Drunk Mode He's So Funny

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 4 роки тому +3

      Ashiya Victor
      The books would be so fun

  • @Astral_LivesInUrWalls
    @Astral_LivesInUrWalls Рік тому +3

    This from 11 years ago and im still loving this channel from 2023 😭💞

  • @Chrisso_0
    @Chrisso_0 3 роки тому +11

    Neville: *BOOM*
    Drunk Snape: Oh no-o... 🥱

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому +2

      Next day: “Welcome to potions class. Oh my head… Goddamnit, when did the dungeon get so bright?! Today we will be making magical hangover remedies, and I will be testing all of them personally. Where is Longbottom? Did he get lost again?”
      “He exploded, professor. Remember?”
      “Not particularly. But the food at that party was delicious. Anyway, please turn to page 394…”

    • @Chrisso_0
      @Chrisso_0 2 роки тому

      @@heathercalun4919 Ahahahahahah XD

  • @ambrosia7483
    @ambrosia7483 5 років тому +342

    Neville:"it's what's on the inside that counts."
    Harry:" delicacy"

    • @gail-6755
      @gail-6755 4 роки тому +8

      I was dying when watching that part 😂🤣😂🤣😅😇😅🤣🤪😜

  • @lordvoldemort5691
    @lordvoldemort5691 7 років тому +797

    Why was I not invited?

    • @pumpkintea4101
      @pumpkintea4101 7 років тому +16

      Lord Voldemort Idk but that would be cool of Lord Voldemort were in this thing

    • @ashtin3709
      @ashtin3709 7 років тому +14

      My Lord!!

    • @realtedbear
      @realtedbear 6 років тому +30

      You make too many honking noises.

    • @reyna_ramirezarellano7213
      @reyna_ramirezarellano7213 6 років тому +11

      Well because you'll fart and you wouldn't smell it.

    • @emilyberner5580
      @emilyberner5580 6 років тому +25

      Lord Voldemort because people's eyes would be bleeding after taking even a glimpse of you freakish no-nosed face!

  • @PixelDollCovers
    @PixelDollCovers 3 роки тому +8

    Wait, this is still hilarious 10 years later.

  • @lavend3r._hazee
    @lavend3r._hazee Рік тому +3

    *”i still keep my placenta in the shack.”*
    *”got him a dead pig.“*
    Hagrid is absolutely hilarious

  • @lessthan3bug
    @lessthan3bug 6 років тому +434

    we're too young for grown-up water

  • @daniellep7481
    @daniellep7481 7 років тому +724

    Harry: "alright where's all the wizard boozes"
    Neville: "we're to young for grown up water Harry my grandmother..."
    Harry:"I don't care about your grandmother I'm HARRY POTTER."
    I'M DEAD!!!😂😂😂

    • @ashtin3709
      @ashtin3709 6 років тому +9

      Grown-up water *dying*

    • @lauren_yuhz
      @lauren_yuhz 6 років тому +9

      What made me laugh so hard was because he was talking in the background xD

    • @kikiriley3015
      @kikiriley3015 6 років тому +3

      It's your girl Danielle OH MY GOD YES AHAHAHAHA

    • @whitefox1274
      @whitefox1274 5 років тому +1

      It's your girl Danielle im dead

  • @Vesper_the_Therian
    @Vesper_the_Therian 9 місяців тому +3

    “I don’t care about your grandmother! I’m Harry Potter!
    “I once saw a cat give birth.”
    “I STILL KEEP MY PLACENTA IN A SHACK.”
    WHAT THE SWISH AND FLICK HAGRID

  • @ashe9112
    @ashe9112 Рік тому +2

    The flashbacks are setting in, I'm going to lose it

  • @pointynoodle
    @pointynoodle 5 років тому +555

    "Wish me luck!"
    "Don't tell me what to wish, Ron"

  • @fxnabx5291
    @fxnabx5291 3 роки тому +11

    4:04 yep Dumbledore is drunk

  • @tqunt1358
    @tqunt1358 3 роки тому +7

    the cake: *just being there*
    one second later: *dumbledore popping out of the cake without clothes*
    snape: “wow, it’s my birthday “

  • @lennonmylove
    @lennonmylove 4 роки тому +681

    *Pretty sure that’s everybody*
    Me as a Slytherin: *cries in witch*

    • @perry7003
      @perry7003 4 роки тому +3

      whole mood

    • @ii_aura-x1628
      @ii_aura-x1628 4 роки тому +11

      So sad.. RIP Slytherin House. You will be missed
      Why always our house..

    • @infamouscheezit9088
      @infamouscheezit9088 3 роки тому +3

      Because most people think that slytherin is the worst because of Voldemort, Malfoy, and emo people thinking that slytherin depression, etc

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 3 роки тому +2

      L
      - Gryffindor

    • @treesquirrel3995
      @treesquirrel3995 3 роки тому +4

      I mean im a hufflpuff and i think it would've made more sense for them to have forgotten the puffs

  • @stellcrystal1361
    @stellcrystal1361 7 років тому +175

    Hagrid- I got him a dead pig