Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears

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  • @evastassi3165
    @evastassi3165 4 роки тому +12921

    Puppet pals is a bigger part of Harry Potter than the cursed child.

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 роки тому +449

      Bigger than the entire book series.
      Less sexism, homophobia, transphobia and antisematism here too.

    • @left6121
      @left6121 4 роки тому +34

      Than*

    • @clarencehemphill3403
      @clarencehemphill3403 4 роки тому +55

      What do you mean what's with all the buzz words

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 роки тому +78

      @@clarencehemphill3403 What buzz words?
      ... you mean the actual ... proven acts ... that J.K. Rowling has openly admitted to doing? And become clear when you look at the books?
      Or the fact that she - yknow - openly defends and encourages transphobia and heteronormativity in ... everything? Ever? Im sorry have you s e e n that Mormon bitch's twitter? She's Stephanie Meyer with semi-decent grammar.

    • @clarencehemphill3403
      @clarencehemphill3403 4 роки тому +90

      @@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 what was sexist or homophobic about the harry potter books I'm just trying to understand

  • @davidmccarthy4206
    @davidmccarthy4206 5 років тому +3426

    "I can't even remember five minutes ago"
    *Can recite the 45seconds long Elder Swear*

  • @Sarah-ob9ud
    @Sarah-ob9ud 4 роки тому +5664

    I will never get over Neville being a butternut squash

  • @nik9032
    @nik9032 2 роки тому +1898

    When I was a child, the funniest thing I had ever heard was the "Elder Swear". Now, as a man-child, it is still the funniest thing I have ever heard.

    • @themetalstickman
      @themetalstickman Рік тому +16

      I couldn’t agree more.

    • @Lapis_and_Lazuli
      @Lapis_and_Lazuli Рік тому +13

      The first time I watched this was one my first times on UA-cam growing up. I damn near passed out from exhaustion from all the laughter. I can still quote the whole thing after all these years 😂

    • @Olivia-vg8tg
      @Olivia-vg8tg Рік тому +1

      So can I and when Harry yelled at snape😂😂

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 Рік тому

      Mood.

    • @Realmenhavewings
      @Realmenhavewings 10 місяців тому +1

      Throwback. 7th-grade me in math class. Wheezing so hard for the whole hour and rewinding the elder swear

  • @stephaniebaker1975
    @stephaniebaker1975 4 роки тому +7331

    they really had me saying “skank” in elementary school bc i thought it was made up lmao

    • @shortname24
      @shortname24 4 роки тому +263

      I thought it was too until Sikowitz used it to describe Jade

    • @oliviav7928
      @oliviav7928 4 роки тому +63

      •A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• VICTORIOUS

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 4 роки тому +28

      _oof_

    • @stevencarenduff2623
      @stevencarenduff2623 4 роки тому +12

      O:

    • @jessk.1883
      @jessk.1883 4 роки тому +52

      •A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• I thought he called her a gank

  • @asziavaldez3891
    @asziavaldez3891 5 років тому +7852

    Admit it, Puppet Pals were as much as apart of the HP fandom as the actual books/movies

  • @jhongamertc28
    @jhongamertc28 7 років тому +2965

    "I don't even remember 5 minutes ago".....then the Elder Swear

  • @angryboi595
    @angryboi595 3 роки тому +1168

    The way dumbledore is portrayed is so accurate. Harry and friends do something that’s against the rules dumbledore made. Dumbledore gives them 1000 points to gryffindor

  • @user-rp9be6el7h
    @user-rp9be6el7h 6 років тому +5484

    What Harry would be like if he was raised by James

    • @maris1017
      @maris1017 5 років тому +208

      "The world may never know"
      I know... I'm terrible

    • @finthechat352
      @finthechat352 5 років тому +52

      One word THIS

    • @alaynagray131
      @alaynagray131 5 років тому +126

      And by Sirius

    • @diamoond11
      @diamoond11 5 років тому +17

      Definitely

    • @DBZguy200
      @DBZguy200 5 років тому +7

      @@alaynagray131 your sirus

  • @capriskodny9474
    @capriskodny9474 5 років тому +4558

    “In a castle where no one can hear you scream”
    “Soup”

  • @tatertot3911
    @tatertot3911 4 роки тому +2364

    “In a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep* S O U P”

  • @TheDemonsReflection
    @TheDemonsReflection Рік тому +1198

    15 years later and I'm still hoping for an uncensored version.

  • @yyyamila
    @yyyamila 5 років тому +6358

    “Do my ears detect foul mouthingness?”
    “Uh, no Professor Sn-“
    “VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!”

    • @ohanat6-pack351
      @ohanat6-pack351 5 років тому +69

      Snape:Excuses me Hermione:harry

    • @MovieLover1995
      @MovieLover1995 5 років тому +123

      “500,000 points from Gryffindor!”

    • @ohanat6-pack351
      @ohanat6-pack351 5 років тому +50

      Ron:dragon bogies

    • @impactabie
      @impactabie 5 років тому +26

      *EXCUSE ME*

    • @Bloooberr
      @Bloooberr 5 років тому +11

      Avocado Toast YAS that’s the best part

  • @mastervillain941
    @mastervillain941 5 років тому +2858

    “500,000 points from Gryffindor!”
    “Dragon bogies”
    *everyone turns to stare at Ron*

  • @electron4034
    @electron4034 5 років тому +1981

    Legend has it Dumbledore is still reciting the elder Swear to this day...

  • @Dusk_Shade
    @Dusk_Shade 3 роки тому +590

    "Voldemort's Nipple" is even funnier when you consider that Snape is a Death Eater.

  • @Leldy22
    @Leldy22 9 років тому +3407

    "Your mother is a beep beep beep-ing beep Lorem Ipsum beep beep beep beep agminiunvenium beep beep beep beep beep beep tragula- beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of- beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep soup- beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beeeeep ALAKAZAM."
    -Dumbledore, 2007

    • @sandrahenriksson6257
      @sandrahenriksson6257 9 років тому +22

      XDDDDD

    • @michealowusu101
      @michealowusu101 9 років тому +9

      turtles

    • @kayleehilyer8478
      @kayleehilyer8478 9 років тому +14

      +Leldy22 WOW

    • @naseemakhter70
      @naseemakhter70 9 років тому +57

      :O :O :O :O My grandma never lets me say the elder swear! Harry: Time to say this to Neville xD ( Guys I have a question....WHY THE HAIL IS NEVILLE A PATATO?! XD XDX XDXDXD 😂😂😂😂

    • @Leldy22
      @Leldy22 9 років тому +15

      Naseem Akhter I think he's a squash.

  • @3L3CTR4H34RT
    @3L3CTR4H34RT 4 роки тому +3801

    *The fact that the Elder Swear is 40 seconds long makes it even funnier*

    • @maneatingramen7112
      @maneatingramen7112 3 роки тому +12

      XD

    • @Salt_Master_Queue
      @Salt_Master_Queue 3 роки тому +52

      *laughs in Elder Swear*

    • @Lastclerk3
      @Lastclerk3 3 роки тому +116

      It also contains the words Daniel Radcliffe which makes me laugh

    • @dirtydoigler2116
      @dirtydoigler2116 3 роки тому +39

      Soup!

    • @gdbeast3486
      @gdbeast3486 3 роки тому +16

      The fact that I found a fellow GD player in a freaking Harry Potter puppet video makes it even funnier 😂

  • @emmaismyname8197
    @emmaismyname8197 6 років тому +3609

    *Despite being the wizard swears episode, it has little to no actual swearing compared to other episodes*

  • @persnickety_peahen
    @persnickety_peahen 2 роки тому +261

    "floppy-wanded dementor buggerer" hits different as an adult 😂

  • @laurenjones8196
    @laurenjones8196 6 років тому +2937

    *Can't remember 5 minutes ago
    **Remembers a 43-second long swear*

    • @xplodingklingon
      @xplodingklingon 6 років тому +93

      Madame Jelly *_That is supposedly ancient_*

    • @saltywafflez5133
      @saltywafflez5133 6 років тому +5

      Hana Song
      Agreed

    • @maxmeowz
      @maxmeowz 6 років тому +2

      Madame Jelly honesty

    • @randomfrog7974
      @randomfrog7974 6 років тому +32

      Madame Jelly it's called selective memory lol

    • @humanbeing1313
      @humanbeing1313 6 років тому +3

      Madame Jelly well that’s it was less than a minute sooooooo itmworks

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 9 років тому +10218

    I'd like to hear the uncensored version of the Elder Swear

  • @jennyisapokemontrainer2551
    @jennyisapokemontrainer2551 6 років тому +820

    Snape: "You're the one who banned the words in the first place!"
    Dumbledore: "I don't even remember five minutes ago!"
    *Teaches elder swear*

  • @aquamarie3117
    @aquamarie3117 2 роки тому +136

    I like how Dumbledore actually makes a list of swears and shows the kiddos

  • @KoderKat
    @KoderKat 8 років тому +3923

    I DIED WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED "SOUP" IN THE ELDER SWEAR OMF

  • @MnMsandOreos
    @MnMsandOreos 6 років тому +840

    My favourite bit is in the middle of the elder swear he just says “soup”

  • @espressopatronum1271
    @espressopatronum1271 4 роки тому +1045

    “I mean every word I ever say ever, because I’m. Harry. Potter.”
    *thunderclap*
    LMFAO I LOVE THAT

    • @devincanty4831
      @devincanty4831 3 роки тому +12

      That's always been my favorite part 🤣

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict 2 роки тому +15

      “I’m telling pwofessa dumbledoa”

    • @Cheese_McCheeseMan
      @Cheese_McCheeseMan Рік тому +1

      Me and my friends use it as an inside joke all the time. The best part is this one friend never watched this video so they just get confused

    • @TrueInvisible
      @TrueInvisible Рік тому

      still a thousand times better than "because i'm butt man"

    • @satan1936
      @satan1936 Рік тому

      me too!

  • @pspssp47
    @pspssp47 2 роки тому +90

    i cannot believe how well these hold up fifteen years later. neil is iconic

  • @challengeaccepted5613
    @challengeaccepted5613 4 роки тому +2250

    The most dangerous swear in all of the magic world:
    S O U P

  • @esobelisk3110
    @esobelisk3110 5 років тому +1811

    “Hagrids buttcrack!”


    **Everyone cheers**

    • @nn7303
      @nn7303 5 років тому +36

      Esti Obel hagwids butcwack

    • @shyextrovert5972
      @shyextrovert5972 5 років тому +58

      *You SICKEN me.*

    • @sarahallen3250
      @sarahallen3250 5 років тому +44

      B-But it’s on the list...

    • @shyextrovert5972
      @shyextrovert5972 5 років тому +38

      @@sarahallen3250 Hagrid is 10 times the man you'll ever be, Neville!

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 років тому +29

      Sarah Allen LEAVE HOGWARTS NEVILLE AND NEVER COME BACK!

  • @angeldog15
    @angeldog15 4 роки тому +2041

    Dumbledore: does an entire Morse code sentence.
    Ron: WoOoOoOow!!!

    • @bemocode5677
      @bemocode5677 3 роки тому +1

      What do you mean by Morse code

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому +14

      @@bemocode5677 Morse code is a code made up of dots and dashes, and is usually sent and interpreted via sound waves

    • @happyconstructor
      @happyconstructor 3 роки тому +2

      I tried to decode it but I don’t think it’s actually morse

    • @angeldog15
      @angeldog15 3 роки тому +13

      @@happyconstructor I was poking fun of how the Elder swear was beeped out like the beeps in Morse code. :)

    • @AntarticKzet
      @AntarticKzet 3 роки тому +3

      4:58 woOw

  • @theatticaddict
    @theatticaddict 2 роки тому +84

    I came back to this after a while, and the Elder Swear STILL made me laugh like it did when I first saw it.

    • @SteampunkClaws8341
      @SteampunkClaws8341 2 роки тому +2

      Same, it's been ages since I've seen this. That swear made me laugh just as hard as when I heard it the first time

  • @jillianb1744
    @jillianb1744 5 років тому +1454

    Puppet pal Neville always makes me laugh. His voice and the fact that he's a squash

    • @lifethroughcoraslenses36
      @lifethroughcoraslenses36 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, me too.

    • @itsyourgirlwaluigi445
      @itsyourgirlwaluigi445 4 роки тому +6

      My brother says Neville looks like a butt plug..so Neville Buttplug

    • @removed857
      @removed857 4 роки тому +11

      Really? I always thought he was a potato or something...

    • @jeremysams9761
      @jeremysams9761 4 роки тому +3

      Alyvia Reagan same lol , looks a bit small for a squash

    • @hardlykatie9646
      @hardlykatie9646 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, Nevile looks better in the films😂😂😂😂

  • @cathxjest8981
    @cathxjest8981 5 років тому +1981

    Harry: you floppy wanted dementor boggerer
    Everyone:
    Everyone:
    Everyone:
    Ron: dobbys sock

    • @MB-zi4bg
      @MB-zi4bg 4 роки тому +31

      *floppy wanded

    • @CodingWithBen
      @CodingWithBen 4 роки тому +1

      M B bro. Just why

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics 4 роки тому +9

      *buggerer

    • @foxtron1276
      @foxtron1276 4 роки тому +2

      I have literally just subscribed to your channel because I have just been seeing your comments everywhere and have liked so many!

  • @lovely438
    @lovely438 6 років тому +421

    Hermione: No Professor Sna...
    Harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
    Snape: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ohanat6-pack351
      @ohanat6-pack351 5 років тому +1

      Hermione:Harry!

    • @rurhythmn5065
      @rurhythmn5065 5 років тому +4

      Snape: I REFUSE to have this filth SPEWED in my presence, Mr. Potter. Five hundred tHOUSAND Points from Gryffindor.

    • @ohanat6-pack351
      @ohanat6-pack351 5 років тому +2

      Ron:dragon bogies
      Harry: everybody run expecto patronads
      Snape:(sigh) rabid rousers

    • @wolfygacha4371
      @wolfygacha4371 5 років тому

      Rabid rousers

  • @joshuafoote5144
    @joshuafoote5144 3 роки тому +76

    5:13 Neville’s going to be sharing space with his mother in the asylum after hearing that.

  • @squiddybae906
    @squiddybae906 5 років тому +1522

    "I mean every word I ever say ever, because I'm. Harry. Potter."
    - Harry Potter, 2007
    "Dobby's sock."
    - Ronald Weasley, 2007

  • @0116x
    @0116x 7 років тому +1351

    "i mean every word i ever say ever because i'm HARRY POTTER" *thunder rumbles*

    • @Monkeysinger24
      @Monkeysinger24 7 років тому +15

      Just because you're a famous wizard doesn't mean... ok it does mean that.

    • @Reckno64
      @Reckno64 7 років тому +25

      *Boyish attitude*

    • @davidspyra7834
      @davidspyra7834 7 років тому +2

      a human I

    • @Christian-rq5qq
      @Christian-rq5qq 7 років тому +11

      a human
      Dumbledore: do you promise to never repeat it
      Harry: we promise
      So much for meaning every word

    • @DreemurrB0i02
      @DreemurrB0i02 7 років тому +2

      YOU'RE SUCH A BOOM HEAD!

  • @macewindu7658
    @macewindu7658 6 років тому +621

    Can’t remember 5 mins ago but remembers a a remembers a swear from 1890

    • @loreleimarie105
      @loreleimarie105 5 років тому +5

      dude the first book took place in 1981.... the swear wouldn't be ancient then

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 5 років тому +6

      @@loreleimarie105 No, 1991.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 років тому +3

      @@loreleimarie105 hell yeah it would be also it takes place in 1991

    • @loreleimarie105
      @loreleimarie105 5 років тому +1

      green of tree black of blue yeah I was typing fast and it just ocurred to me. Sorry lol

    • @eonsinfinity534
      @eonsinfinity534 5 років тому +3

      .....you do remember the whole thing was about how old he is... he is over 100 years old. 1990- 100 years=1890 ish. Simple really.

  • @benellis9210
    @benellis9210 Рік тому +28

    I love how they sayed "yayyyyyyyyy"when the potato left.

  • @emilyjoy5378
    @emilyjoy5378 7 років тому +1516

    "WELL YOUR GRANDMA IS A BLAST ENDED SKANK."
    *ok but me too*

  • @222_ev3
    @222_ev3 5 років тому +547

    The words in the elder swear killed me.
    Daniel Radcliffe
    Hippopotamus
    Mickey Mouse?

    • @ooooo2680
      @ooooo2680 5 років тому +24

      In a castle far away where no one can hear you!

    • @Ζωή-σ7η
      @Ζωή-σ7η 4 роки тому +30

      Republican 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @katarinarose3379
      @katarinarose3379 4 роки тому +22

      Soup!
      With a bucket of Mickey mouse and a stick of dynamite

    • @darahmandon1800
      @darahmandon1800 4 роки тому +12

      Don’t forget republican

    • @counttheclock3318
      @counttheclock3318 4 роки тому +8

      ALAKAZAM-

  • @nandoskitty1723
    @nandoskitty1723 5 років тому +1464

    0:01 _"This episode is rated PG-13 for language and_
    *_b O y I S h A T t i T U d E_*

  • @dirtydoigler2116
    @dirtydoigler2116 3 роки тому +38

    13 years later and I'm still dying of laughter.

  • @samyavila3541
    @samyavila3541 7 років тому +406

    Hermione- Swish and flicker that's my favorite
    Snape- *clears throat* Do my ears detect foul mouthedness?
    Hermione- Uh no proffe-
    Harry- VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE
    LMAOOO IM DYING

  • @maiatongue9075
    @maiatongue9075 5 років тому +1498

    My mum:
    Clean your room
    Me:
    I refuse to have this filth spewed in my presence

  • @KysonChannell
    @KysonChannell 5 років тому +3083

    11 year old me watching this video: this is PG-13? *I'm such a rebel*
    (edit) Thanks for all the likes guys! Though I never thought I'd get flexed on by so many 10 year olds 😂

    • @DarkHoundStudio
      @DarkHoundStudio 5 років тому +12

      Kyson Channell I’m 12

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell 5 років тому +51

      The difference here is that I was 11 when it came out. I'm 22 now 😂😂

    • @elisapianoo
      @elisapianoo 5 років тому +4

      I'm 11

    • @camic7324
      @camic7324 5 років тому +5

      @@KysonChannell This actually came out way earlier than 2007. This came out in 03 when I was 11.

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell 5 років тому +6

      @@camic7324 '03? Dang I was 7 then. I think the first time I watched it was when I was 11

  • @TechnoTejay
    @TechnoTejay Рік тому +15

    15 years later and the elder swear still gets a laugh out of me. I just love that things like soup are randomly mentioned and all the context is bleeped out.

  • @lyss3842
    @lyss3842 7 років тому +801

    snape: *clears throat* do my ears detect foul mouthidness?
    hermione: oh, no profess-
    harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE

  • @sarakhalfey8095
    @sarakhalfey8095 7 років тому +684

    Fun fact:
    The cast of Harry Potter enjoyed these so much that they wanted to voice the puppet pals themselves

    • @incubuz69
      @incubuz69 6 років тому +50

      OMFG REALLY?

    • @sarakhalfey8095
      @sarakhalfey8095 6 років тому +13

      Cry Baby yup lool

    • @avacaldwell6156
      @avacaldwell6156 6 років тому +9

      Sara Khalfey is this true

    • @sarakhalfey8095
      @sarakhalfey8095 6 років тому +12

      Ava Caldwell very true! I saw it on tumblr

    • @bryleeclyatt1189
      @bryleeclyatt1189 6 років тому +21

      Sara Khalfey omg this amazing I wish they did that would be my favorite

  • @name.surname.9707
    @name.surname.9707 6 років тому +504

    Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right?
    WHY YES!

    • @RandomHuman91
      @RandomHuman91 6 років тому +2

      name surname yh he is flipping over 100 years old

    • @Jc-587
      @Jc-587 5 років тому +2

      Joehd 115 Years old more or less 😂😂😂

  • @hayleynoellebroders8247
    @hayleynoellebroders8247 3 роки тому +27

    I'm jealous of anyone discovering this masterpiece nowadays. More then a decade passed so fast...

  • @greenagaban4856
    @greenagaban4856 6 років тому +1210

    This was the golden age of UA-cam. Just raw creativity rewarded with monetization. Shocking that today this would be demonetized!

    • @Rocketyy
      @Rocketyy 6 років тому +29

      Said it straight and clear lad. Took the words right out my mouth

    • @imnotacat3798
      @imnotacat3798 6 років тому +15

      Why would this be demonitized? It’s just puppets

    • @Ryeven
      @Ryeven 6 років тому +3

      @@imnotacat3798 harry potter, possibly?

    • @chaoticcanine
      @chaoticcanine 6 років тому +16

      @@imnotacat3798Unfortunately, it would be demonitized due to youtube's stance on swearing.

    • @marissaleyanne4246
      @marissaleyanne4246 6 років тому +2

      What does demonetuzed mean

  • @kristaeliot810
    @kristaeliot810 4 роки тому +2078

    I remember watching this when I was twelve and having a moral dilemma about the pg13 rating. I kept starting it and stopping it because I thought somehow the internet would know and I would get in trouble. Eventually I went on a private page, watched it, and told no one. 😂

    • @kiraisamess
      @kiraisamess 4 роки тому +15

      Amaya Takahashi you shouldn’t even have a youtube account

    • @loveluna6640
      @loveluna6640 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂 I was 10

    • @Hirundo-demersalis
      @Hirundo-demersalis 4 роки тому +47

      That’s nothing, when I watched it for the first time as a kid I closed the video when he started saying the Elder Swear

    • @kuwabarastarr
      @kuwabarastarr 4 роки тому +2

      Me @ 10 years old 😂

    • @vojtechrandus4077
      @vojtechrandus4077 4 роки тому +1

      I'm eleven And i watched it first time when i had eight😂

  • @kingsin8362
    @kingsin8362 8 років тому +342

    *"hagrid is ten times the man youll ever be!"* 😂😂😂 quite literally seeing how huge he is

    • @shawnyboi3756
      @shawnyboi3756 8 років тому +7

      The person that played Neville is actually really buff now adays

    • @mothwizard3095
      @mothwizard3095 8 років тому +1

      Sincere Samuels HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS?!?!?!

    • @framneck28
      @framneck28 8 років тому +3

      Republican

    • @_nochi_
      @_nochi_ 8 років тому +8

      THATS WHAT SHE SAID XD
      jkjk

    • @emmanuelhernandez5872
      @emmanuelhernandez5872 8 років тому +3

      Green Sparrow xd

  • @spooncollection
    @spooncollection 3 роки тому +15

    this was posted 13 years ago... so ppl who were born when this was posted can finally watch it

  • @nakeisha
    @nakeisha 7 років тому +414

    "I don't even remember 5 minutes ago" me trying to remember everything I learn at school

  • @wonderfulwookiee6443
    @wonderfulwookiee6443 5 років тому +394

    "Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right?"
    "Why, yes."
    My favorite part!!!

  • @marissadougherty5977
    @marissadougherty5977 7 років тому +376

    When Dumbledore yelled *"MICKEY MOUSE"* in the Elder Swear I died. XD

    • @Alex-rv6sq
      @Alex-rv6sq 7 років тому +2

      Cakey Sugar same then I pulled a voldemort and over again 200000000000 times then I survived

    • @ginniekinz5401
      @ginniekinz5401 7 років тому +7

      “In A castle far away, where no one can hear you...”

    • @loganeisenman9527
      @loganeisenman9527 7 років тому

      Cakey Sugar i9

    • @keeanna762
      @keeanna762 7 років тому +1

      Also "alacazam"

    • @1naddie
      @1naddie 7 років тому

      IKR

  • @bexley8479
    @bexley8479 3 роки тому +68

    You're telling me that this is the same man who wrote spirit phone??? Character development.

  • @Purplestraw
    @Purplestraw 8 років тому +391

    These videos were just as much of my childhood as the actual Harry Potter. Who else agrees.

  • @chef_cooke3418
    @chef_cooke3418 4 роки тому +898

    George Bush was president when this came out I feel old now

    • @AndresJ80
      @AndresJ80 4 роки тому +12

      George Walker Bush was president wen I wuz born, and then Barack Hussein Obama Junior got elected a year later.

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds 4 роки тому +18

      @@AndresJ80 U R A CHILD

    • @starstruckrainshookred4173
      @starstruckrainshookred4173 4 роки тому +8

      I was two months old when this video was published...

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 4 роки тому +1

      wait what

    • @starstruckrainshookred4173
      @starstruckrainshookred4173 4 роки тому +6

      @@shronkler1994
      I
      Was
      Two
      Months
      Old
      When
      This
      Was
      PUBLISHED

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 6 років тому +504

    Harry: Hagrid is 10x the man you'll ever be Neville
    Me: but he's only half man

    • @alta5205
      @alta5205 5 років тому +17

      OliWally Vlogs still makes him 5 times the man Neville was

    • @louietrujillo829
      @louietrujillo829 5 років тому

      OliWally Vlogs ikr

    • @830ttime
      @830ttime 5 років тому

      Exactly

    • @norman5288
      @norman5288 5 років тому +6

      So Neville is one-twentieth of a man.

    • @rr-my3yr
      @rr-my3yr 5 років тому

      exactly

  • @Arandomperson12309
    @Arandomperson12309 23 дні тому +3

    I don't care how old you are, you are never too old to watch this

  • @midnightsolitaire6337
    @midnightsolitaire6337 6 років тому +586

    My favorite part Dumbledore: now you know you must never repeat it to anyone. Harry: we promise sir. Harry and his friends: *says the whole entire swear*

    • @SlickNickVids
      @SlickNickVids 6 років тому +15

      Caroline Salapare What’s even funnier is that they could memorize the whole thing.

    • @398LTXE
      @398LTXE 6 років тому +2

      SlickNickVids IKR! 😂

    • @Gena71ful
      @Gena71ful 6 років тому +1

      Dutch Cheese/EdamLi
      Harry promised

    • @398LTXE
      @398LTXE 6 років тому +1

      Alma Harris he broke the promise!

    • @398LTXE
      @398LTXE 6 років тому +1

      Dumbledore should have made them do an unbreakable vow

  • @theaverageeverydayperson9204
    @theaverageeverydayperson9204 4 роки тому +542

    Snape casually having a seizure while he lectures the children is great

  • @nikobaston8089
    @nikobaston8089 7 років тому +188

    So the Elder Swear is a mix of english and morse code? Such a profound way to insult someone!

  • @-yasmin-9312
    @-yasmin-9312 3 роки тому +68

    Me, rewatching this years later and wondering why I never questioned why Nevile is a squash: 👁️👄👁️

  • @fluffycornz9859
    @fluffycornz9859 6 років тому +603

    D O B B Y S S O C K

  • @mollyh.4697
    @mollyh.4697 9 років тому +1402

    When he said "Voldemort's Nipple!" I started laughing and couldn't stop!!😂😂😂

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 9 років тому +13

      Neville saying "Hagrid's butt crack" did it for me.😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MCDragonMasterX
      @MCDragonMasterX 9 років тому +3

      I died at everything they said 😂😂😂

    • @FelicianoCookie
      @FelicianoCookie 9 років тому +2

      Molly Howard Mine was "leprechaun taint" XD

    • @soniccyno
      @soniccyno 9 років тому

      MCDragonMaster X lol same

    • @yacobatze9934
      @yacobatze9934 9 років тому

      Jason Dyrkacz Samme Jason

  • @boring1083
    @boring1083 6 років тому +1112

    500,000 points from Gryffindor

    • @gravestonez
      @gravestonez 6 років тому +6

      Its called garbage can, not garbage cannot Cauldron bum

    • @zomb__pom
      @zomb__pom 6 років тому +8

      VOLDAMORTS NIPPLE, SWISH AND FLICKER!!!

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 років тому +6

      It’s funny because it’s not possible to not lose so many points lol

    • @severussnape2475
      @severussnape2475 6 років тому +1

      Its called garbage can, not garbage cannot ha

    • @TamageKell
      @TamageKell 6 років тому +1

      Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @SobaOfPulaski
    @SobaOfPulaski 10 днів тому +1

    I grew up on Potter Puppet Pals, always love coming back to watch these from time to time.

  • @siri5186
    @siri5186 7 років тому +3952

    Harry Potter is such a [insert wizard swear] in this episode

    • @sran438
      @sran438 7 років тому +35

      Siri Dronavalli Baltimore nopplo

    • @nikogonzalez8809
      @nikogonzalez8809 7 років тому +139

      Voldemort's nipple

    • @jamiec2125
      @jamiec2125 7 років тому +60

      Dobbys sock

    • @diorxredd
      @diorxredd 7 років тому +66

      ᗷᒪᗩᔕT EᑎᗪEᗪ ᔕKᗩᑎK

    • @_xnightmarex_9702
      @_xnightmarex_9702 7 років тому +26

      Siri Dronavalli Dragon bogeys

  • @gh0stycos
    @gh0stycos 6 років тому +494

    Soup? Republican? Daniel Radcliffe?
    I wanna know what’s behind those bleeps...

  • @lilygrace3517
    @lilygrace3517 7 років тому +514

    did anyone die laughing when harry said:EXPECTO PATRONADS

    • @arcticsden9510
      @arcticsden9510 7 років тому +5

      cutelittlewolf40 AJ I died of laughter, pulled a voldemort and came back to life, then I died laughing again😂😂😂

    • @taylorpotter1095
      @taylorpotter1095 7 років тому +8

      You mean it's not EXPECTO PATRONASS?

    • @jessicaemery3934
      @jessicaemery3934 7 років тому +1

      Emily -Jayne Oh Voldemort's Nipple I hadn't realised 😂

    • @03rayann
      @03rayann 7 років тому

      I completely died when he said that

    • @halebabes9516
      @halebabes9516 7 років тому +2

      LMFAOO I heard expecto patronuts😂

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 3 роки тому +35

    I can’t believe this was NEIL the WHOLE TIME

    • @fleshpies
      @fleshpies 3 роки тому +7

      The fact that this is LEMON DEMON is hilarious

    • @toxendon
      @toxendon 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@fleshpies Wait.. this guy created this AND the ultimate showdown?

  • @shangtine
    @shangtine 5 років тому +1353

    OMG WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED “REPUBLICAN” IN THE ELDER SWEARS I DIED OF LAUGHTER
    Edit: holy shit thx for the likes

    • @jungkooksthighs5132
      @jungkooksthighs5132 4 роки тому +41

      it’s was the daniel radcliffe that got me

    • @LordKrhiyos
      @LordKrhiyos 4 роки тому +18

      It’s a reference to Daniel Radcliffe being a republican in the sense that he favors overthrowing Queen Elizabeth

    • @tomtik101
      @tomtik101 4 роки тому +12

      For me, it was
      *Lorem Ipsum*

    • @rainingclaw2917
      @rainingclaw2917 4 роки тому +1

      OML

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 роки тому +1

      Soup! XD

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 8 років тому +276

    This version is if Harry Potter were raised by Sirius Black.

    • @catiehynes271
      @catiehynes271 7 років тому +1

      That special Someone nah lupine a good boy XD

  • @sv9157
    @sv9157 4 роки тому +811

    After this video I always answer the phone saying:
    “Dark lord Voldemort speaking?”

    • @lynneprewitt5310
      @lynneprewitt5310 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @loganhedger3460
      @loganhedger3460 4 роки тому +25

      LEPRECHAUN TAINT

    • @sv9157
      @sv9157 4 роки тому +16

      @loganHedger
      **gasp** I’m calling umbridge
      >:3

    • @tolerateitbridge
      @tolerateitbridge 4 роки тому +4

      I'm dying 😭

    • @greeneyes9866
      @greeneyes9866 4 роки тому +7

      I am now going to do so lol. And since the only people that call me are scams about my "credit cards" that i dont own or car warranty bs i will also be calling them leprechaun taints xD

  • @darkraen2458
    @darkraen2458 Рік тому +8

    Voldemorts nipple and haggrads butt crack had me dieing

  • @JohnnyBird-by3cu
    @JohnnyBird-by3cu 4 роки тому +378

    I think Neville is only a squash because they were like "ok we want Neville in the skit, but we don't want to make another puppet, and he kind of looks like a squash anyway."

  • @maryeidem3149
    @maryeidem3149 5 років тому +322

    This whole thing is about Neville being peer pressured into cussing

  • @Patrick-ll7tx
    @Patrick-ll7tx 5 років тому +694

    “ *now you must never repeat it to anyone* ”
    “We won’t sir.”
    5 seconds later ((repeats elder swear to nevil longbottom))
    Also
    “Every body run...”
    ...
    ...
    ...
    “ *EXPECTO PATRONAMS* “

    • @wolfygacha4371
      @wolfygacha4371 5 років тому +2

      Rabid rowsers

    • @0807jacob
      @0807jacob 5 років тому +2

      How would they know that in 50 seconds?

    • @TheKilopoo
      @TheKilopoo 5 років тому +14

      Patrick Expecto Patro-nads
      Like gonads
      And “rabble-rousers”
      That one’s just a real term

    • @noahfradelos4648
      @noahfradelos4648 5 років тому +2

      We have the same profile picture
      Oh unicorn turds

    • @tammyking4567
      @tammyking4567 5 років тому +4

      It's expectopatroNADS 😂

  • @DavidTretheweydtreth
    @DavidTretheweydtreth 2 місяці тому +2

    The fact that "lorem ipsum" is unbleeped always is the thing that gets me to die

  • @ghjnh2642
    @ghjnh2642 8 років тому +691

    the elder swear was ... like... 45 seconds long

    • @sfirstorder
      @sfirstorder 8 років тому +11

      Do my ears detect foul mouthedness? Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor.

    • @0307tigerlilly
      @0307tigerlilly 8 років тому +3

      Teo TDN A bucket of Mickey Mouse and Daniel Radcliffe were in it

    • @lucidbanana3367
      @lucidbanana3367 8 років тому +10

      exactly 43 seconds actually

    • @sfirstorder
      @sfirstorder 8 років тому +4

      Gryffondox What are you talking about? What do you mean? The "Elder Swear" meant it's an old person! Not a person who's 45!

    • @bellem.e.8081
      @bellem.e.8081 8 років тому

      TeoTDN DANIEL RADCLIFF

  • @imogendavies4695
    @imogendavies4695 6 років тому +469

    My favourite bit of the elder swear is he says daniel radcliffe for some reason

  • @charlieweasley2534
    @charlieweasley2534 4 роки тому +403

    “Muggle f*cking troll sh*t” is my favourite.

  • @vortex-throat
    @vortex-throat Рік тому +4

    "Swish and Flicker; that's my favorite." and the gang like pressure " Are you a griffyndor or not, Neville?" lmao

  • @hayitsk2713
    @hayitsk2713 7 років тому +97

    "I mean every word ever say ever, because I am Harry Potter. "
    This is the best video EVER.

  • @name.surname.9707
    @name.surname.9707 6 років тому +1164

    Why is dumbledore naked half the time

  • @lukesinclair4101
    @lukesinclair4101 8 років тому +538

    I died when Dumbledore said MICKEY MOUSE.

    • @gomus2329
      @gomus2329 8 років тому +19

      Luke Sinclair I died when Harry said VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

    • @clotted6441
      @clotted6441 8 років тому +3

      i died when he said SOUP

    • @emmafrench6454
      @emmafrench6454 8 років тому +3

      i too died when he said soup!

    • @labibhoque2710
      @labibhoque2710 8 років тому +8

      I died when dumbledore said Daniel Radcliffe

    • @verzul2161
      @verzul2161 8 років тому +7

      Soup? Really Dumbeldore

  • @Musiclover-qh2mv
    @Musiclover-qh2mv Місяць тому +3

    It’s been 17 years and I’m still laughing at this. This is not OK. Where is my humor?

  • @kylebowes4294
    @kylebowes4294 4 роки тому +245

    I love how Voldemort answers the phone with "Dark Lord Voldemort speaking" with a permanent smile on his face hahaha

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому +6

      If someone I don't know calls me, I'll probably reply with that mainly because it's funny and unexpected ;v;

  • @anniplenge1200
    @anniplenge1200 7 років тому +776

    Neville: “This is against the rules”
    Subtitles Neville: “This is like Star Wars”

    • @kennedychibamba7358
      @kennedychibamba7358 6 років тому

      Anni Shae lol 50th like

    • @send2yam
      @send2yam 6 років тому +7

      It said "This is like on Star Wars" for me

    • @stuff3173
      @stuff3173 6 років тому

      Anni Shae execute order 66 eliminate all wizards

    • @aburcram1079
      @aburcram1079 6 років тому

      Yeah😂

    • @strawberry8958
      @strawberry8958 6 років тому

      For me its " THIS is on like Starwars"

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 4 роки тому +718

    Daniel Radcliffe is part of the 'elder swear' that existed long before Harry Potter was at Hogwarts?

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor 7 місяців тому +7

    "You floppy-wanded Dementor boggerer!"
    ...
    "Dobby's sock."

  • @wickedplayz234xvytvlogz5
    @wickedplayz234xvytvlogz5 7 років тому +336

    CAULDRON BUM!!!!!!
    VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
    DRAGON BOGEYS!!
    SWISH AND FLICKER!!
    BLAST ANDED SKANK!!!
    BROOMHEAD!!
    HAGRIDS BUTT!!
    DOBBYS SOCK!!
    LEPRECHUAN TAINT!!!
    UNICORN TURDS!!!!!
    FLUBBY WANTED DEMENTOR BUGGERER

  • @thepajamacat
    @thepajamacat 6 років тому +318

    Dumbledore: **begins swearing**
    Everyone: oh okay then

    • @luigimss_
      @luigimss_ 6 років тому +3

      AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE S###

    • @bajula4444
      @bajula4444 6 років тому +1

      ALAKAZAM!!

    • @koolmonkey1876
      @koolmonkey1876 6 років тому +1

      Honestly replace ‘Dumbledore’ with teacher and its acurate XD

  • @mammonenthusiast
    @mammonenthusiast 6 років тому +173

    Harry: “Hagrid is ten times the man you’ll ever be, Neville.”
    Captions: “Lizard is ten times the man you’ll ever be, Nevel.”

  • @Scrunkles
    @Scrunkles 3 роки тому +17

    When I see Ron, I only think of
    “Ron, Ron, Ron WEasley”