Spell Check | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 23
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- A pit stop at a quiet tavern turns sinister when the Oxventure heroes are tricked and taken captive in a magic-proof prison. Rude. What will they do without magic? Who is behind the nefarious spell-sucking scheme? How many organs is Egbert missing? Find out in Spell Check, an Oxventure episode recorded live at MCM London on 24 May 2019. Subscribe for more Dungeons & Dragons on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra!
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With thanks to our mighty Dungeon Master Johnny Chiodini of Eurogamer, and to Oxventure character artist Bendix Engmann.
Previously in D&D on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra:
Oxventure Begins! MEET THE PARTY (Ep. 1 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Oxventure Continues! SHOWDOWN AT THE CRYPT (Ep. 2 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Exciting Conclusion! GNOME FIGHT! (Ep. 3 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 1 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt1 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 2 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt2 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 3 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt3 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Wild Wild Woods Pt1 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Wild Wild Woods Pt2 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 1 of 2)
• An Orcward Encounter P...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 2 of 2)
• An Orcward Encounter P...
Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Quiet Riot Pt1 | Oxven...
Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Quiet Riot Pt2 | Oxven...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Plunder Siege Pt1 | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Plunder Siege Pt2 | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 4)
• Video
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 4)
• A Fishmas Carol Pt2 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 3 of 4)
• Video
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 4 of 4)
• A Fishmas Carol Pt4 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons Live: BAD CHAIR DAY! An Oxventure
• Bad Chair Day | Oxvent...
Dungeons & Dragons Live: BRAWL OF THE WILD! An Oxventure
• Brawl of the Wild | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons Live: HEIST SOCIETY! An Oxventure
• Heist Society | Oxvent...
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"Isn't it a bit too easy?"
"Everyone make me a Wisdom Perception check"
Dob: "We can put blood in anything."
Also Dob: "Even Buildings!"
Prudence: Maybe I can ground them up into a magic powder and like snort it or something
Johnny: what the fuCK
Even I was like..... ...no words ...their adventures are becoming ever more so Not Safe and utterly disturbing, and here I thought the mortar orphans was the high/low point. And I still remember the time that first ruthless Eldritch blast, and thinking to myself how much more ruthless and hilarious can this get from this point on...clearly I was naive...or so naive...
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 not to mention how much they've been corrupted since then. Back then, Corazon was happy to tie someone up and leave them alive, Merilwen was fairly anti-murder, and Dob was innocent and child-like. Now.....well, Dob's still the same, he's just being aimed by negative forces now
Literally a plot point in season 3 of the Magicians.
I think the more they hang around Prudence, the more C'Thulhu corrupts them.
41:02
"BETTER OUT THAN IN DOES NOT APPLY TO ORGANS!"
I guess someone should tell Prudence.
Matt Ball
Ah, that is why the buzzing/humming noise has been coming from my kidneys...
Orphan juice too
Lol
Sounds like something a surgeon would say
@@williamw2529 Corazon HAS said that he's a doctor....
“I’m going to watch this guy plead about how beautiful I am before I have him absolutely destroyed.”
…I think I dated her once….
Oof
XD OOHHH YEAHH! She has been around brother.
Same
Didn't we all man, didn't we all...
Prudence: *casts eldritch blast after absorbing a terrifying amount of magic*
Cthulhu: "That's my girl!"
too bad she didn't aim it at Lilliana
They grow up so fast
Dob: "Atonement begins with an apology."
Egbert: "Oh!"
-I pretty much collapsed laughing.
Same brother
Same lol
That deserved inspiration.
Also not sure if that was Mike or Eggbert II having that moment then!
I think we all did!!
I am picturing Prudence in the magic vat proclaiming "Instead of a dark lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!" interspersed with Corazón shouting "BLT!"
that would actually be "as treacherous as the sea" not "terrible as the dawn" if ur doing a LOTR quote there. XD
Corazon: I shall be your dark lord of sandwiches! All bow before your BURGER KING!
i am the sand-witch queen!
All i see is hentai in my head
It involves corazòn and prudence in her cathullu like hp lovecraft form...... The rest is up to you guys.
@MarkEdwardRom You get inspiration for that.
"A poem, milady. My lady! A poem. My lady!" "Do you think that's the signal?" I'm crying of laughter on the floor 🤣
1:21:40
True story - I hadn't played D&D in about 18 years, but when I showed the Oxventure videos to my 10 year old son he liked it so much that we ended up buying a D&D starter set and now I run a game for him and his grandad (my dad) every Thursday. It's my first time DMing anything and the first time for both of them to play this sort of tabletop RPG - so many thanks for opening the door to that world for us. :)
that is so awesome! :D
Cris Chong how is the campaign going? Any crazy high jinks that made you have a Johnny Moment(the DM in this, not The Shining)?
Heart-warming story.
Everyone games. It's just a matter of what types of games they play 😇
That's so wholesome I love it! My uncle saw these videos and decided to DM for my two brothers and I and it's been a wild ride ever since!
I love this image Mike painted in my head:
Egbert, laying on the ground, a large sandwich in his hands and just casually throwing part of it across the room, looking up at the evil sorceress: *S U R R E N D E R*
Would have been so cool if it worked...
Commanding "Surrender" was my favorite pacifist move when I was a cleric. I was glad to see someone else think of it too.
Dob: "Let's forget about the orphans!"
Also Dob: "It's not cannibalism if you're a bear!"
Where is his moral compass???
He threw his compass into a lake along with all his other worldly possessions ages ago.
I think Dob was broken by his creation of a blood orphanage and he's just a monster now.
Too much Cthulu influence.
FLINTENSTEIN conveniently neutral.
Chaotic lawful.
Oxventure pays for their crimes against Johnny - the adventure
and somehow accumulate even more crimes
48:54 Merilwen: Of course he's trustworthy, he's a fellow druid!
M.Channail, antagonist of a full 30% of previous adventures: What am I, chopped liver?
@Kiro LV amygdala?
@Kiro LV Egbert's kidneys and flame bladder/gland....
Well, now he's largely vaporised gnome.
@Kiro LV what book? Feels like something Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams would write
@Kiro LV thanks, ashamed to say I didn't recognize it at first even though I've read all 4 books. I think it's time for a re-read, eventually, at some point, after i finish all the other series I'm either in the middle of or want to read.
"Better out than in does not apply to organs." - Egbert, 2019
That was corazon not egbert
Usman Nasir Nah it’s Egbert. Corazon only said Better out than in
Will have to subscribe just for that name!
its great seeing how well their characters react to their situation
Prudence floating in a vat of magic: *turns into a demon queen*
Corazon in the same vat: Sandwiches!
Hes just a rogue who learned magic to spite the others so yes
@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 and that's my fave reason to do something so i'm loving it
@@thetruesora ya fuck every other member of my party who are all magic users by learning magic
So I learnt three things for this video.
1. If you and your party are the only customers in a tavern something is up with said tavern.
2. Sandwiches are magical.
3. This is the best day of my life.
How'd you learn them before the video?
You know, i got the joke you made, but it feels like one that no one would laugh at and you have to explain it, and the moment gets ruined because they didnt get it, but if they had it would have been funny... you know, one of those ones XD
@@laethinfowler2317 Who are you talking to?
3 only applies if your name is Christopher Englebert the 17th
I also learnt that Egbert's mace does piercing damage and not bludgeoning like a mace normally does
Wait! If Johnny is everyone else in the world doesn't that mean he was the orphans that Dob 'destroyed', poor Johnny... Poor orphan Johnny...
To be fair, he's also the skeletons
Johnny is very conflicted and self destructive.
"Hey, My organs are very interesting, I'll have you know" - Corazón
And I feel it is my job to liberate them and show the world
*Organzon.
@@greekmyths8804 yes! people will be amazed at the fact his organs hadn't failed years ago. :D
@@marhawkman303 it's a miracle!
I have to wonder if he meant one organ in particular...
“I vomit ostentatiously.” You probably should have done that before you passed out. It might have saved you from passing out in the first place.
Well it does function the same way as grease on the bars . . .
Tactical Puke.
Or lay on hands to cure the poison.
It's refreshing, as someone who plays D&D often, to see the rules actively thrown out the window in the name of fun setpieces and hilarious situations. So often, it seems DMs forget that the rules are more guidelines in the end and that the game just needs to be fun. Good on ya, Johnny. Bravo to all.
Honestly, it's refreshing to see someone praise this. So often I see "I play dnd all the time and this isn't how it's supposed to be done" and it's a real. Downer. You seem like a cool human, tho. ✌️
Isn't that what playing games, in general is about? Having fun? But nooooo, some people think that they're way of playing is the only way to have fun. To those people I say, "Good luck making/keeping friends with an attitude like that."
I agree that the rules are guide lines and like watching their shananigans but I do hope they figure out the difference between lightning and thunder damage, as well as fire resistance and immunity.
@@Loopy2000 yeah, but they’re casuals, they don’t need to work out the difference. If they were hardcore players I’d understand the criticism but homebrew is fine for most players
@@graemeclark2485 It wasn't really a criticism because I know they are new, I was just saying I hope they figure it out at some point but even if they didn't I wasn't going to go off or anything. Anyway they do figure it out later which is nice but as I said it wouldn't be the end of the world if they didn't.
“Screw it, 5d20”
*waiting for Dob to somehow manage to roll 4 damage*
Just how much HP Johnny gave her? 100? 1000?! Ah such a cliffhanger
@@MandaiPL It's likely he didn't actually give her a definite health pool, just decided to let the oxventurers spend a few turns feeling awesome then make her disappear to be used in later storylines
Only Dob could roll total of 4 on 5 separate dice.
@@darkhorse989 "1...1... another 1... in the cat... another 1... wait... We don't *have* a cat..."
Callum MacAlister Not since the druid got zapped and has been unable to transform.
Corazon and Prudence become all powerful, and use this new found magical prowess to essentially become Shaggy and Scooby...
Since I'm your 69th like let me be the first to say "Nice"
As your 133 like let me just say... "Also, Nice!"
I'm currently packing up my things to move out of my abusive home. I'd like to thank the ox-crew from the bottom of my heart for being the warm, funny, and kind faces that are always there to greet me nearly every single day. It's helped keep me going when I thought I had nothing. I wish nothing but happiness for you all and (and everyone in the comments) you will always have my support in all you do!
Glad to hear you're getting out of that situation. Good luck!
Reedstilt Thank you friend!
Hope it works out mate keep your chin up and a song in your heart
Daniel Stocks Thank you!
Good luck and good job!
Funny story; I was the dungeon master for a small session with two of my friends, and I needed to come up with characters in a tavern in the past. So I decided, you know what? Screw it. And I made the tavern be run by the Oxventurers. The interaction ended with my friends running away after yelling at Egbert that “bombs are not a religion”. (They’re also fans.) So the Oxventurers canonically run a tavern 200 years before my campaign starts.
I'm not sure you understand what constitutes canon.
Canon in my universe, I mean
Time traveling bar staff?
Maybe Corazon come back and comandeers thus taver knowing the taxman wont ever come by
They did have a bar in Bad Chair Day but I don't think that one ever opend
Johnny: You need to beat a 17
Luke: It's a 20
Johnny: *shocked Pikachu meme*
negl, I always feel like Mike really nails it with excellent reactions in these Oxventures XD "Atonement begins with an apology." "OHHH!" "My kidney!"
His expressions are spot on, too.
Ellen’s expressions are always great as well. She does a very good line in “Lolwhut!?”
Corazon inhales a load of weird dust in this one. In an earlier Oxventure, he (and I quote) "...found a load of weird berries in this bush and I'm eating them." I feel like being drunk is the least of Corazon's problems.
The drink and the large amount of drugs will eventually cause major health problems
When Corazon tried to suck the magic out of the pipe all I could think about was Niftu Cal, the volus from Mass Effect 3 who got high on Red Sand and said "I am a BIOTIC GOD!"
That was Mass Effect 2. It was in the middle of Samara's recruitment mission
@@brentage5000 Damnit you're right!
It's reminded of that as well.
And like Cal he also got knocked over while bragging
Like a... a great wind! A great biotic wind!
How did Egbert not get inspiration for that well timed “OOOOH!" ?
Negative inspiration?
Egbert gets short shrift. Justice for Egbert!
I think hey still had it from the last session.
Honestly I kinda just assume he always has it. Egbert typically just owns his failed rolls instead of ever actually using it
@@elafimilo8199 egbert also always get the least cheering at live show introductions
28:05 You can actually see Johnny thinking, "Well, this has all gone sideways … again."
Chuul cult leader → cooked and eaten
innocent Paladins → Meat grinder
orphans → "make them an orphanage"
random jailer → let's save this guy, we can't just kill him
To be fair, the skeletons decided to do in the orphans, not the oxventurers.
"We can put blood in anything."
I see Dob has learned something from the orphanage fiasco
Buildings and evil mimosas alike!
If Corazon isn't known as the sandwichmancer by the next episode, I will be somewhat disappointed
Dob - "Redemption starts with an apologie"
Egbert - "OHHHHHHHHH"
Seriously i live for this moments...
And not for grammar, clearly.
@@DeathBringerBecky ignore my obvious mistakes please
@@DeathBringerBecky Technically, his error was spelling. However yours was grammatical.
Spelling-Nazi Man AWAAAYYYY
@@St7vegeta hehehe
Purple Flare d
Clearly the solution to all the Oxventurers miss-adventures is to stop getting drinks in pubs. I mean dodgy tonic salesmen, cursed pirates, evil tombs, kidnapping fish people, demonic furniture and now their latest adventure. All because of a pub. Just saying.
Marthe06 Where else could they get hammered though?
@@rimurutempest4945 at the nearest smith. I'll let myself out now
Rimuru Tempest at a tavern?
Not always. Sometimes the wizard Binbag finds them on a picnic. Maybe it's seated eating/drinking in general that they should avoid.
To paraphrase a former homicide investigator, "nothing good happens in a pub after midnight."
I love that at this point in the adventures Johnny's just like "screw it" at everything 😂
Ella Thompson sure roll 5d20
Luke looking into your eyes and telling you this is the best day of your life is how many OX fan fiction begins lol
He could sell inspirational videos with just that and make milions! :) And we are getting it for free now!! That's ridicules, so nice of him but ... just ridicules! :))
You mean Dob and that's of what nightmares are made!!
@@kallasantysanty6092 I know right?? They'd make a killing on twitch or something along those on-demand or pay for access platforms...
The second Christopher Englebert XVII started talking about his super scary boss, I immediately started praying, "Please be Channail's mother, please be Channail's mother...."
Brent Dreher I wanted it to just be Channail in a wig
I was expecting it to be Channail's daughter
I was expecting zombie M. Channail.
I was expecting a chimera of Channail's zombified mother and his zombified corpse
Ah the Oxventure, one of several reasons Johnny needs a good drink.
one of several reasons why organ smugglers where on the cards today me thinks
the oxventure owes him quite a few things :)
I love when they catch Johnny flat footed. So, DM, what's this rando, disposable character's name and backstory?
J- ummm ummm, oh he's from Bumble and wanted to properly remake the orphanage... DOB.
Getting the 222nd like on this is my biggest life achievement
Johnny does not need a good drink. Johnny needs ANY DRINK.
I'm waiting for an IV bag of alcohol to make its appearance!
Dob: Hey, Pru, is there some way you can resurrect these people??
Pru: I could.... Grind them up into a powder and snort it, maybe? Would that work?
Everyone Else in The World: W H O T
Dob: ....Yeah, should be good, thanks!
And now I'm envisioning everyone else in the world having, for no reason, just in the middle of the day, a moment of absolute shock and horror. 😂
“Yes, this grog is very strong... I feel like a real pirate... I mean, I am a real pirate!”
Good grief Corazón! That’s quite enough grog for you!
"The bloke dressed up like a pirate"
Merilwen knew Percival was just cosplaying. Now Percy admits it himself🤯
Awww, I thought that moment was sweet. He's so insecure.
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Always love more Oxventure of the travelling serial killers.
I wonder what they will do next. I hear spinning is a good trick.
You're not a serial killer if you get paid for it, sure it says that in my contract.
The way Egbert says “Organs!” Is absolutely beautiful.
Corazon: "I *pant wheeze* am a *wheeze* biotic god *pant*."
Dragon Age 4: Leliana’s Husk Factory
And it's canon that she's a romance option. 🤣
This Liliana seems more like Liliana Vess from MTG than the one from Dragon Age, though
wostronohej true true, my dragon age loving ass didn’t even think about that
Dob: let's take the husks to use later
Dob may be becoming a bit too obsessed with necromancy
It Prudence's influence growing.
@@torgranael that would also explain merrowin wanting to eat the people jerky.
@Lucius Fawkes I LOVE it!!
...who isn't..?
Prudence: Doesn't this feel too easy?
Corozon: Can't we just, for once, have a nice drink in a lovely tavern!?
Johnny: *TRIES NOT TO LAUGH HISTARICALLY*
Johnny: Everyone give me a wisdom/perception check.
What about Beron? Will he reform the tunnel wyverns? I must know!
"Organless, magicless. Mostly organless."
You should really avoid organless-ness.
there's no future in it.
"And thus was born... Christopher Englebert XVII, The Reluctant"
DOB: Atonement begins with an apology!
Egbert: *sudden realization* OH!
OMG i'm dying lol.
(now I´m talking seriously) Guys, thank you. From the bottom of my heart I thank you all, I'm certain that you love what you do beside being a job, but what you do and the love, the care, the fun and the good energy you put in all your videos helped me through tough times more times than I could count and for that I love you all, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
"You suddenly see the pirate Corazon believes he is." Magical.
Also, I'm dissapointed Merilwen never tried turning into a cat, since that might have worked as the magic was all internal.
"I'm trying to keep eye contact with her and not look at you guys swimming in sandwiches."
This is exactly why I watch this show.
Egbert: ''Arrgh! Somebody's taken my kidney!''
Old Cellmate: ''Oh you lucky, lucky bastard. What wouldn't I give to have a kidney removed. Bloody favoritism, that is.''
Merilwen: ''I'm covered in puke!''
Old Cellmate: ''Oh what wouldn't I give to be covered in puke. My idea of 'eaven that is. I've been 'ere five years...they've only hung me the right way up yesterday!
Life of Brian?
@Kieran Perry Life of Brian indeed.
@@Perri-Winkle No, it's my totally original Oxventure fan fiction.
Bloody Jailor's pet!
I don't know about you but I reckon Johnny could probably make a career out of table top games
He is... I heard hes leaving Eurogamer and going to a table top site kinda thing.
@@DeadmanWL that whistling sound you hear is the joke going over your head friend 😂 but I agree, the new channel is going to be great, watching him on twitter got me back into table topping😊
@@stephenwithav9171 Oh good, I thought my ear drums were busted again.
He left GameSpot way back when to focus on launching a tabletop game of his own, if I remember rightly.
He is a very good DM
I love how Eggbert went from being usually the accident prone one to being the MVP. Clearly he was very upset at losing his organs.
"Corazon, do we have any Grease?"
"Yes, Yes we do"
"Then Grease me up, man!"
"Okey Dokey!"
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Half-Orc Bard!"
I was hoping the dude In the cell was gonna be M.Channell and they'd have to work with their arch nemesis back from the dead!
I was hoping to hear Andy scream again.
Didn't they kill him back in Plunder Siege?
@@ladylunaginaofgames40 yes, that's why I state back from the dead! This is dnd, when is death ever permanent??
Andrew Adamski I wanted the Lillian to just be M Channel in a wig
Didn't they blast him into a sclelton though? Although...I was hoping they won't kill him that time, I kinda grown to like him, like he was always preparing for something big and diabolical and every time the Oxventurers started him so secerely...just like Johnny...
I'm just waiting for Nerascus to turn up and save the day
Taylor Dudley I would die if Johnny made Nerascus a character that randomly shows up and saved them right before a TPK
Fort Blocks total party kill. It’s when an entire party does basically all at once
Taylor Dudley I’m assuming Nerascus is his own character? I was wondering if Beron was his own
Nah, Nerascus is a random dude who was Heist intern back in the days of the GTA heist playthroughs, who actually ended up being the the one who did most of the work, and given how bad this was going, I was waiting for him to turn up and sort everything out as normal lmao
Taylor Dudley got it, thanks
"Love you, Prudence!"
"Love you too!"
Okay, I just really loved that beginning exchange, that was cute.
. . . never thought id see the "bard attempts to seduce final boss" used as a serious tactic.
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Nick Imamshah even funnier seduce the final boss has been attempted not only once but twice here
I mean it was more of a distraction but my groups bard did actually manage to seduce a boss before
My group once bypassed an entire final dungeon by spending an hour writing a play about the bbeg and getting into his inner sanctum by posing as traveling thespians.
Cotton?
@@chloemarso1778 I was sooooooo sad Prudence couldn't seduce the Evil/Dark/Shadow Dob... so so so sad...
*Corazon and Prudence fall into vat*
Me: "Their power level is over 9000!!"
I, a rather burly and bearded man, squeaked with excitement when I saw this. Probably sounded like Ellen whenever she sees any cat.
If Merilwen in cat form were to look into a mirror, would she squeal excitedly? Or spend a half hour alternating between pawing and hissing at the mysterious mimic cat?
@@DiZtheJedi The Merilwen paradox.
Shroediger's Merilwen. Unobserved she is both and neither
I resemble this remark.
@@jothamfunclara5135 I'm so using that!!
Ahh Oxventure. Where murder, mayhem and property destruction is just a pub away.
Johnny needs a banner like that poster with all the Simpson’s characters that says “Literally Everyone Else In The World”
Christopher as he is spun by Dob to unlock the door: Yo this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down....
I really like that coat of arms in the background.
I find it really funny that prudence is the main figurehead.
@@WolfieOo They all went a bit evil over the course of the story, so basicly she is in control, from the back row :P
They all look REALLY evil with no eyes.....i thought the people remove organs not EYES!!
@@kallasantysanty6092 Aye. They may not realize yet, but we're already seeing the signs. Poor egbert will never be redeemed.
@@CortashGaming they do. Probably how some are starting to see them as the stories travel of their "deeds"
Prudence is now the proud owner of two Farley's Husks, generally used to help teething Tieflings.
Corazon tries to think of an evil druid, makes one up instead of talking about M Channell
"It's not cannibalism if you're a bear." - Dob
“Remember the orphans you murdered?” Ah yes, the orphan juice.
Orphan mortar, technically
My mouth dropped when I heard the name they gave the jailer. My name is Christopher Engelmann, so close to Engelbert!
"Atonement begins with an apology", aparently, that was never taught in dragonborn paladin school
It only just occurred to me right now why Luke only paints half his face green.
Well crap. Now I do as well. D'oh!
OH. MY.
I still don't know, could you tell me?
@Zatara 'cause Dob is HALF orc :D
@@ka-mai *dies of laughter* wow that's amazing!! Thanks for letting me know!!
They've got to be kidney me, leaving us at such a cliffhanger.
Prudence grinding up magic husks and snorting them 😂🤷🏻♂️
"Christopher Englebert XVII"
Wow.... They didn't just derail Johnny this time. They hijacked the whole train and took it for a joyride around town (somehow) before handing it back to him.
No Corazon, don't say that you also have interesting organs! They'll be taken!
Very excited to see the footage has been returned! It was wonderful to finally see the oxventure live (and now I can gently send this to my friends, so that they will understand why i want to cross stitch "the start of the best day of your life" onto a pillow)
Dob: “Oh if ever there was a signal, that i was waiting for... THIS IS IT!!!”
I’m surprised i don’t see more people talking about how funny this was
I like how for Egbert, it is a 50/50 he pulls off something amazing, or down right embarrassing.
I also want to know what did happen to all the husks Prudence was collecting to eat later (or make into a potion for later)? Will she eat them with some dragon kidney dressing later on? How do you prepair husks anyway?? Is there a warlock husk a cook book??? Will we have a super powered (husk power yea!) warlock duel next time???? What/who/why was in the other vats in the room???? Was she making magic super villains, was there some one they already killed inside for resurection???????? So many good questions to ask, and no one to answer them!! NO ONE!! ... Also where can i buy that vat condenced spell power?? Asking for a friend ... :P
Find out next time on Dragonball Z
The Dobtrolling at the end was just priceless.
Anyone else originally didn't think much Corazon saying "now you really fall in love... That would be awkward"
Spoiler:
only to current Dob in love with Leliana, even to the point of leaving Katie at the altar.
"It's not cannibalism if you're a bear." 🤣
Druids and shapeshiters get away with murder getting all the best perks
Laughed because I read this as the line was read
OMG almost 2 hours of adventure!!
Nobody:
Prudence: *iT'S a VoRtEx oF SaNdwHicHes* and *MorE sAnDwHicHes*
I laughed too hard at "Greased Lightning."
Dob: "Take a big huff on the little gap in the crack"
Me: "PHRASING DOB!"
Finally, Dob gets to become a proper Bard and tries to seduce the villain of the adventure!
Before it was just Prudence failing to seduce evil Dob and then actually seducing a lowly doorman while dressed as a sexy minion.
@@madquinn13 Using Charm Person really shouldn't be considered seduction
Andy: "I'm gonna cast a large magehand fist..."
Scandlin in my mind: "Bigbys Haaaaaaaaand"
This series may very well be may absolute favorite on all of youtube
I love how it’s a universal dnd law that only rolls that don’t matter or are ridiculous are the only rolls that crit
2 hours of heavenly pleasure!! It's time for work, boys!!
If only it were 2 full hours and not just mere 1¾... 😭
"Tunnel wyverns rule!"
Fallout 3 version "Tunnel snakes rule!"...?!?
Shouldn't have been Tunnel Basilisks?
@@darkhorse989 idk anymore!😊
Yes
Merilwen: *Gets puked on*
Also Merilwen: I'm about to end this man's whole career!
That comment out of context is super disturbing :P
In true bard fashion, Dob his way into trouble, and his way out of it again!
Kidney hunt yea! Let's hope she does not clone Egbert from that to make a uberdragon guardian paladin for them to fight in the next part ... wait no, make it happen i want to see that now :P
I don't remember d&d, but in a lot of settings, you can do a lot to a person with hair/nails. What could be done with a kidney.
@@BesterP12 cause MaGIc
Ahead of your time compadre
Magic-proof prison?! But... Merilwen's Meat Grinder...
We got eldritch sandwich vortex blast ... that's something :)