OnlyUsemeBlade (Brian Risso) - Comprehensive Documentary

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  • @doopo23
    @doopo23 Рік тому +247

    Good video, here's some bonus facts (source: me):
    August 2023 Update:
    - Blade is taking new blood pressure/diabetes meds as of last week but this is as useful as trying to put out an erupting volcano with a glass of water
    - Blade and Bec have broken up as of about 3 weeks ago. Bec is living with one of Blade's stream mods Willy2Guns, some speculate if they are engaged. Bec still shows up in streams via the comments as Blade is using her channel to stream.
    - The brake up started with Bec having a falling out with Blade's mum as she was meant to be her carer and some prescription drugs went missing (Blade's chat has a theory she stole them but Blade believes otherwise)
    - Blade is living in an ex-air bnb house out in KC who he rents via Foltz (he goes to and from this place and Foltz's parents place) - he self-doxxed the place by recording the fridge which had the address printed on it with the wifi password etc
    - Blade drunk drove live on stream again literally 48hrs ago (same as last time where he wakes up hungover, takes a big swig of Jaeger then goes to get Newports food etc)
    - Blade has set up the house with used Samsung Galaxy S9s for a '24hr stream' however due to his channel limitations and the quality of the phones the streams are quite poor (compared to FishTank) - the 24 hr cams have been down for about 18 hrs now post drunk driving
    Few extra facts in addition to the vid:
    - In 2002/2003 Blade was involved in an armed robbery and went to prison for most of 2004 but assisted with police and was released early (this is why viewers call him a snitch)
    - Blade also has a sister, however she was doxxed in the early days and doesn't speak to Blade anymore due to all of the harrasment
    - In the late 2000s blade went to jail for repeaded DUIs (yes this is a new thing)
    - Blade only started drinking when he was in his mid 20s, one of his first big nights was when his friends introduced him to Jaeger bombs - this was the start of the drinking
    - Blade smokes a pack of new ports at minimum per stream, blade picked up smoking in prison
    - Blade's mom has been on his channel for years, she originally did his merch and appeared in videos as old as 2010
    - Blade's first attempt to get publicly sober was on DanceOn where he stated he wanted to give up booze and cigs and get fit (this is on YT)
    - Blade was fired from his job as a bouncer because the owner thought he was hitting on his daughter who also worked at the night club
    - Blade's dad passed away when he was a kid which some viewers would attribute to his addiction issues
    - Blade's old commentaries had a series called 'Sunday Chill Commentary' where he would talk about 'life' - Blade would always talk about having 'peter-pan syndrome' which essentially means he doesn't want to grow up and face life's obstacles
    - Keem first met blade at some kind of after party for a youtuber/gaming event in like 2010/2011 - Blade was drunk with another commentator SandyRavage and everyone got wasted and became friends
    - Rare fact: at one stage, when Minecraft had all but destroyed COD commentator channels, Keem offered for Blade to join his new project 'DramaAlert' to be a correspondant for COD specific drama however, this did not take off (don't know why)

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому +48

      You, sir, are a legend! I appreciate you taking the time from your day to share this with us.

    • @johnpuntillo1105
      @johnpuntillo1105 Рік тому +8

      What diabetes and blood pressure meds is he on? His legs have been looking back and we would like him to keep getting worse to the point they open up. We hope the new diabetic meds do not work

    • @doopo23
      @doopo23 Рік тому +9

      @@johnpuntillo1105he hasn’t spoken about specific meds since he was living in Bec’s garage back in 2021 , when he passed out last Friday both feet looked black and grey so don’t stress

    • @robertmanes9333
      @robertmanes9333 Рік тому +10

      Liver cirrhosis causes swelling in the lower legs and feet due to inhibited circulation. If left untreated the skin in that area will become necrotic and discolored. Definitely obvious in Blade’s case

    • @doopo23
      @doopo23 Рік тому +2

      @@robertmanes9333 check latest hospital ER stream for more on that dude

  • @mjanny6330
    @mjanny6330 Рік тому +179

    "Shocked at the accusation that he shit himself last night, Bjorn began vigorousy denying these claims, his aggressive state quickly escalated into a heated and explosive confrontation. Refusing to accept the notion that he soiled himself, he engaged in a fierce argument with the others"
    The writing for this video is fantastic lol.

  • @Bigkingmonster408
    @Bigkingmonster408 Рік тому +366

    Once he dies, EVERYONE is going to go back to his old videos and say how much they missed him and how addiction is bad etc. This guy is a terrible person and deserves what happened to him.

    • @ProjectStarLIGHTS
      @ProjectStarLIGHTS Рік тому +27

      I've been watching Blade since the beginning. It's an absolute travesty how hard he's fallen from then. While he's done a lot of things that are terrible, he's not solely to blame. Ice Poseidon enabling his alcoholism only made it worse.

    • @Bigkingmonster408
      @Bigkingmonster408 Рік тому +66

      @@ProjectStarLIGHTS Man ALL of IP2 is disgusting. Iron sharpens iron. Yeah he was enabled but have some agency for yourself.

    • @whydoyoucare5
      @whydoyoucare5 Рік тому +28

      @@alchemistalkor5167 Well idk about innocent, he did get arrested for home invasion in his early adulthood and snitched on his homies to get out of jail after 3 days in there lol

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому +18

      @@whydoyoucare5 You are absolutely correct. I suppose I was alluding more to his general online standing rather than his personal life, which, incidentally, was marred by numerous dubious incidents.

    • @Glavez754
      @Glavez754 Рік тому +6

      ​@alchemistalkor5167 innocent for a month? This all happened even in his cod days. Look at the blockbuster stream, it was all foreshadowing. He's always been like this, especially when he drinks

  • @mrshadowduh9394
    @mrshadowduh9394 Рік тому +235

    I feel an intense amount of happiness by the fact that even at my absolute lowest, I will never be as pathetic or revolting as everybody shown in this video. I genuinely wish the absolute worst for everyone who was on the RV Trips.

    • @adultbabytrollunleashed2485
      @adultbabytrollunleashed2485 Рік тому

      Wow very spiteful and a lot of pent-up anger, you don't seem to be a very nice person yourself wishing "the absolute worst" for persons you don't know anything of besides some videos you've seen.

    • @newwavex8665
      @newwavex8665 Рік тому +18

      be careful of wht you say

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning Рік тому

      @@newwavex8665 Why, are these buffoons going to lumber their rotting legs and bloated bodies over from their shitty RV and livestream themselves yelling at me?
      It's good to be reminded that rock bottom is far, far below you sometimes. That you aren't all that bad. That's what these scum are for

    • @jay-ov6vh
      @jay-ov6vh Рік тому +5

      @@newwavex8665 you beat me to it, you never know. Best to not judge cause im sure at one point a lot of them said the same thing

    • @newwavex8665
      @newwavex8665 Рік тому

      @@jay-ov6vh we all wanna be Hitler circa 1940 but when comes to 1945...

  • @Irishmex1398
    @Irishmex1398 Рік тому +114

    AS disturbing and sad and unfortanate it has been to watch blade decay in real time I will say its been a FASCINATING testament to the resiliency of the human body. People were SURE he was on deaths door 3-4 years ago and just last night he was live, finishing a hlaf gallon of jager, drunk driving, and chainsmoking relentlessly. He leaves his diabetes and high blood pressure completely unmanaged, drinks jager by the gallon daily, and smokes like a chimney. He's lived like this for close to a decade and despite being toothless and covered in diabetic sores he's not only still living but if anything ramping up his consumption. its truly incredible to watch, in the worst way possible.

    • @Roc_Official
      @Roc_Official Рік тому +7

      Perfectly said. But so far he is somehow lucky… I hope he changes for the better, because luck runs out eventually. I’ve been watching him since the MW2 days and to see him now… well it’s a shame, but he does it to himself. (It also doesn’t help that his viewers and donators encourage it)

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Рік тому +2

      Everyone I've known or heard of that obsessively grooms their health to be top of the line did not live past 60

    • @M14armorer
      @M14armorer Рік тому +1

      Literally the best summation of Blade. The fact he’s still alive is amazing. Death certainly looms

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning Рік тому +14

      @@tylerlackey1175 Obsessing over your health and furiously attempting to self-detonate with drug use are two extremes of a spectrum.
      This is like saying "being freezing cold kills people but so doles being boiling hot" duh no shit. Either extreme is wrong

    • @Coopersville
      @Coopersville Рік тому +1

      A decade is nothing.

  • @Kramerica962
    @Kramerica962 9 місяців тому +9

    It's interesting seeing where all the old Machinama guys ended up. APL is now toiling away at streaming to a couple hundred viewers every night, Hutch is a wacko leftist that is obsessed with politics, Seananner was massively successful but couldn't deal with the pressure and left it all behind, Sark is arguably the most successful of them and now streams to thousands of viewers at a time and Blade is just a massive drunken mess that has become a lolcow.
    They all still interact with and stream with each other on occasion, Sark/APL/Seananners still play with each other all the time but it's wild to see where that original batch of content creators ended up.

  • @WuTangBoomerang
    @WuTangBoomerang Рік тому +213

    He's doing really well nowadays. After losing his legs due to his short bout with alcoholism, he's given up drinking and has been sober for approximately 10 seconds. I'm real proud of my boy, Bryan.

  • @randomkandor
    @randomkandor Рік тому +41

    It probably shouldn't be, but the arc of hooking up with a fans wife, going out of his way to get with his partner's girl, then having the girl openly cheat on him while he gets tossed around trying to get her out of that bed is the worst part of this for me.
    Man is absolutely empty

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 11 місяців тому +6

      Yeah.
      That bit with bec cheating, and he's too drunk to get off his ass, and when he finally does his "friends" laugh it off.....
      Fucking hell. Literally.
      It's a pecial kind of hell I'd never realized could exist, and I pray to god(with no real religion in my personal life) that nobody on the planet has to live that experience.
      Fucking horrifying. And he brought it all on himself.
      Blade made some life choices.... and holy fuck I will do ANYTHING/EVERYTHING I can to have no crossover with those actions, or anything remotely similar.
      Disgusting life he lives.

  • @Regular_Pigeon
    @Regular_Pigeon Рік тому +109

    What an eloquent script you wrote. For a non-native speaker that's impressive as hell. Crazy you have less than 3k subs. Here's another one...

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому +25

      I am glad you think that! Thank you.

    • @StudioSlam
      @StudioSlam Рік тому +2

      Impressive, very nice... Let's see Paul Allen's hell

    • @Bongaboingy
      @Bongaboingy Рік тому +4

      for real this is so well written spoken you should do translations and transcriptions

    • @SaganSagaaah
      @SaganSagaaah 9 місяців тому

      Ditto

    • @Linoone264
      @Linoone264 9 місяців тому +1

      It sounds like chatgpt wrote it.

  • @StarShine480
    @StarShine480 Рік тому +63

    Geez, this was more depressing than the Boogie video. With Boogie, it feels more like he just continued making the wrong decisions, enforced by his body problems. With this guy, he willingly sunk into depravity that was emboldened by his addiction. I retched pretty hard at the part where his tooth fell out of his mouth.
    I guess I can take some comfort in knowing that my life will never be this rock bottom, no matter how hard it gets.

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому +12

      It is deeply disconcerting to witness the extreme measures people are willing to take in order to maintain their relevance on the internet. Given the circumstances, I fear that it is only a matter of time before we hear news of Blade's unfortunate demise.

    • @freerage
      @freerage Рік тому +1

      Boogie never fell off. . .

    • @StarShine480
      @StarShine480 Рік тому +3

      @@freerage Boogie's only relevancy is that he's very irrelevant now. Maybe that boxing match he had with WingsofRedemption gave him some press and attention, but Boogie is a dying brand.

    • @rareform6948
      @rareform6948 Рік тому +6

      @@freeragehe’s a multi million sub channel and barely gets 15k views on his terrible videos wtf you on about

  • @groyperjoey390
    @groyperjoey390 Рік тому +20

    Blade could have been a multi millionaire if he had stayed with keem in buffalo. Even just as an employee at keems. Instead he wanted to go back to Seattle so he could be with “family and friends” aka get drunk and smoke

  • @lucienwmoon
    @lucienwmoon Рік тому +38

    Really what is just so tragic about Brian’s alcoholism, is that he’s convinced he needs streams for alcohol and needs alcohol for steaming. He has said it time and time again that streaming only makes him money if he’s drunk. He will still deny he’s an alcoholic to this day, it’s just so tragic. Nothing changes if nothing changes.

    • @NobleAbsinthe
      @NobleAbsinthe 10 місяців тому

      Gotta love how every alcoholic denies being an alcoholic. I think after the first time you get black out drunk you should have some level of self reflection. Having daily blackouts and still thinking you're a responsible adult who is able to drink responsibly is such heavy delusion.

  • @jariyadesigns
    @jariyadesigns Рік тому +25

    So sad man, he was one of my favs when i was like 14 watching cod videos... Clout and addiction is a wicked thing.

  • @natec743
    @natec743 Рік тому +33

    Great narration and fantastic video. An update to Bec and him, they have broken up and she got engaged to one of his stream mods 🙃 he now lives in a friends air bnb doing 24/7 streams of course getting lit on jaegarbombs and drunk calling Bec calling her baby and telling her how much he misses her

    • @nick_dizzle
      @nick_dizzle Рік тому +2

      Nailed it lol

    • @TheARCTrooper7529
      @TheARCTrooper7529 Рік тому +10

      Bec is a groupie for IP2 creatures, incredible

    • @EXP_Jenova
      @EXP_Jenova Рік тому +3

      Wait which mod is she engaged to lmao. That means they likely had a thing for a while now.

    • @candideoptimism8775
      @candideoptimism8775 Рік тому +1

      where is the proof of engagement?

  • @slimeprivilege
    @slimeprivilege Рік тому +35

    it's always interesting to see how far reaching Keem's presence is on the internet for almost 2 decades now

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому +15

      It's truly astounding the extent of influence that guy has. It feels like he's virtually omnipresent, appearing in almost every nook and cranny of UA-cam.

    • @lewisthespacepope2001
      @lewisthespacepope2001 11 місяців тому +6

      He's the Palpatine of UA-cam

  • @The1rust
    @The1rust Рік тому +36

    With exception to his mother, "you reap what you sow" hopefully applies to everyone else in this video as well. They all deserve each other along with the consequences of their actions.

  • @SteelCentaur
    @SteelCentaur Рік тому +15

    Excellent video. It perfectly encapsulates not only Blade, but also the kind of characters that surround him. His entire environment creates a negative feedback loop and a veritable tinderbox waiting to explode. And explode, it shall.

  • @southerndandy4910
    @southerndandy4910 Рік тому +9

    Don’t cry for Brian, he’s already dead.

  • @kzilla3
    @kzilla3 Рік тому +7

    21:27 nothing like a intervention and the host is wearing a cocaine hoodie LOL

  • @makomak8771
    @makomak8771 Рік тому +9

    "he moved through the rooms of the mansion like a lost marionette, each step a potential stumble"

  • @ragepig1059
    @ragepig1059 Рік тому +3

    So his male buddies were all cool with his degenerate behavior toward women (and himself ) but throw a DOG and that's it. Ok

    • @ragepig1059
      @ragepig1059 Рік тому

      Wow ok rv trip part. Yeah amazing. I honestly don't understand why men think that women shouldn't hate them 🤣🤣

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому

      To be honest, that part was also puzzling for me. Keemstar ended things with him because of the dog incident but not because of his groping of a fan's wife or pissing himself on many occasions during his drunk streams?

  • @JIMJAMSC
    @JIMJAMSC Рік тому +13

    This guy feel BULLETPROOF!! Just yesterday AGAIN he hops in his car and goes drunk driving. As far as his response to his drunken/drugged out lifestyle it was to go on a Amazon shopping spree and putting cameras up all though out his new rental house. He has sounded the beacon for any "streamers" or basically anyone with money to come there and stay. With so many moving parts, his location known, the types attracted to him and of course his history, I don't think this will go all that well for him..

  • @joshuamcdonald2010
    @joshuamcdonald2010 Рік тому +25

    WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE RETURNED 🗣🔥🗣🔥

  • @MilesBeyondThePast
    @MilesBeyondThePast Рік тому +9

    I had an interaction with him at a barcade in Kansas City in like 2017ish. I complimented him on his old videos and later that night he tried to turn it into free drinks from me since I was a "fan"

  • @rockinreggie2165
    @rockinreggie2165 Рік тому +32

    If you did a long term doc series about all the IP2 characters, I don’t think anyone would be mad.

  • @RyanFineWine
    @RyanFineWine Рік тому +39

    The fact that each RV trip continues to somehow be more disturbing than the last, to the point that even the narrator is shook, proves that Blade is uniquely horrible in the realm of social media personalities. Amazing video, Alkor, this makes me feel so much better about myself!

    • @KoalaPlus
      @KoalaPlus Рік тому

      Blade may be a real piece of shit, but goddamn, I didn't know such degenerate pieces of filth could exist as the other people on the last few RV trips. If Blade is a piece of shit, those guys are the entire sewage plant. If, on their next RV trip, they break down in the middle of the desert and get stuck there with no way to escape or get help, humanity would genuinely be better off. They're all long past the point of any redemption.

  • @anonymous-rj6ok
    @anonymous-rj6ok Рік тому +9

    He waped Goocheese. He tried other wapes too trying to sneak into the bedroom of a girlfriend of his friend in seattle and getting busted. Blades excuses for the goocheese incident don't make sense. He didn't sleep. He never slept in that bed the entire RV trip.

    • @Shawn-Leider
      @Shawn-Leider Рік тому +2

      It's a sad situation, blade let go of life long ago and just let's it happen. While his viewers do encourage bad behavior. The guy really has no other skill set or way to survive in life. He should be saving every penny cux he won't be able to retire

  • @Maybaby1959
    @Maybaby1959 Рік тому +19

    He’s a legend in his own mind

  • @Glxdiatorr
    @Glxdiatorr Рік тому +9

    God there should be a deep dive into all former cod creators from 2009 to 2013/14... like this is so well done. It's heartbreaking to see some one's life spiral out like this... for content

  • @jodifoster9820
    @jodifoster9820 Рік тому +5

    blade is so disgusting, he will not be missed nor should he

  • @CornPop2
    @CornPop2 Рік тому +4

    Needing money ruined this dude.....learn some skills kids or you'll be forced to embarrass yourself for money on the internet.Stay in school,learn a trade or the military is always an option

  • @KingMarcusTheThird
    @KingMarcusTheThird Рік тому +4

    @Stonic10 this is how you make a Blade documentary. Figure it out.

  • @l3ft.br4in
    @l3ft.br4in Рік тому +5

    his body degradation is so disturbing. like ofc the entire tooth falling out and the diabetic gashes are horrible, but for some reason, him having so little control over his body to the point where he shits or pukes while he's genuinely trying to do normal-human things (things like talking/arguing/bracing oneself while falling...) is so painful to watch. honestly the only media comparable to the rv streams is the movie Black Metal Veins. not like he doesn't deserve being a prisoner in a deteriorating body though. tbh at this point, it seems like the only reason he has the "fortune" of escaping death is so that he can live to suffer longer because its obvious he isn't even considering change.
    amazing doc! ur style is so engaging and refreshing!

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому

      It is a really disturbing tale. I find it even more depressing the more I watch what Blade is doing. Also, thank you for your words.

  • @nick_dizzle
    @nick_dizzle Рік тому +5

    LMNOP figure it out ayooooo

  • @nikolasdemoulin8093
    @nikolasdemoulin8093 Рік тому +8

    It’s so silly hearing people say that the person you are when you’re blackout drunk is the “real you”. Because it’s nonsense. Alcohol intoxication shuts down vast swaths of the brain. Including major parts of your personality.
    You drunk is no more the “real you” than someonr who’s got severe brain damage from an accident is now the “true them!”. There’s a reason people who get get extremely drunk have a very real possibility that they could stop breathing in the middle of the night. Is that also the “real you!”? lol. The “real you” doesn’t breath?
    Alchohol is a poison. It literally damages the brain. If you acted dumb whilst drunk it’s not because that’s the “real you”. It’s because you literally willingly shut down parts of your brain. Parts that deal with emotion, decision making, reflection, compassion etc.. Now it IS your fault and Especially if you know you act like that while drunk and keep choosing to get drunk. Then it’s entirely your fault no doubt. But this goofy idea that someone who’s extremely drunk is now “their tru selves!”, is just nonsense.

  • @Morra5472
    @Morra5472 9 місяців тому +3

    Bec ditched her own kids to do this. Now they're in their 40's and still has not learned a thing.

  • @crackheadmick3613
    @crackheadmick3613 Рік тому +4

    out of all the blade stuff I've watched, I'm only new tbf, this is the first I've heard the goocheese stuff... wtf

  • @commanderc.l.i.t5772
    @commanderc.l.i.t5772 Рік тому +9

    I have never heard of this guy before.. As soon as you said his girlfriend had started drinking with him the first thing I thought was "well, he's totally screwed now".. Alcohol is a very bad thing..

  • @Numb217
    @Numb217 Рік тому +4

    Anything for donos. RIP WILLY.

  • @oElevation
    @oElevation Рік тому +11

    Really gotta hand it to you on the scripting and story flow. You are an awesome writer, and you have such a way with wording!

  • @ColdStarr
    @ColdStarr Рік тому +9

    As interesting to watch, I do feel very sorry for Blade. He's trapped in this life he's created. Anyone who knows anything about addiction knows that its not that simple for him to just stop at this point. He's done some shitty things, but as someone whos watched Blade since his CoD days, deep down he is a good person, his life and persona has been twisted and distorted so much over the years, he's finds himself where he is now. His life is streaming now, drinking on stream to make a living. Its a sad existence, I hope he sorts himself out at some point, but I fear hes too far gone now. I really do wish the best for Blade and I really hope he gets it together before its too late. He needs to quit streaming completely and just live a normal live. I dont think he will ever stop drinking but I feel like he can get some control over it if he stops doing it for an audience. I really hope to see the day we get a Blade redemption. It's easy to just hate, point out his flaws and laugh, but as a human to another human, it really is so sad to see what he's become. I pray for you Blade, I do hope you "figure it out".

    • @MrMarvelMike
      @MrMarvelMike 11 місяців тому

      Blade is not a good person. Never was

    • @SkatePvP10
      @SkatePvP10 9 місяців тому

      You figure it out

    • @SkatePvP10
      @SkatePvP10 9 місяців тому

      Person

  • @troyrussell177
    @troyrussell177 9 місяців тому +2

    How many times will he piss himself in this documentary 😂 6 -10 is my guess

  • @MalcolmBowens6
    @MalcolmBowens6 Рік тому +5

    He drove drunk again. This man needs to be locked away.

  • @Walter_Sobchak_43
    @Walter_Sobchak_43 Рік тому +14

    This is hands down the best OUMB doc yet to be made. Great work.

  • @HUKIT.
    @HUKIT. Рік тому +5

    Jesus I’m exhausted watching that so I can’t imagine what he feels inside.

  • @NickyBlue99
    @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +3

    OnlyLOSEmeBOWELS needs to OnlyUSEmeDIAPERS

  • @elrobbo6
    @elrobbo6 8 місяців тому +2

    their parents must be so proud. and we wonder why society is going to shit. anyone who donated to this shit is also the problem

  • @pladampa
    @pladampa Рік тому +4

    His toe belongs to ip2. Becky tried to take it from us.

  • @RAAZR-
    @RAAZR- Рік тому +2

    Child abuse, animal cruelty and sexual assault - and I'm only half way with the video... damn

  • @Evan-vj2li
    @Evan-vj2li Рік тому +12

    THE MAN IS BACK

  • @jeffreywho
    @jeffreywho Рік тому +5

    Idk but ip2 will always be a hard documentary to make. Like following each member to what happen to them is too much. I love Goochees, Alice’s room, and nanobot Andy for that reason but their content gets boring and lose for us to the irl community.

    • @brensherlock
      @brensherlock Рік тому +3

      Ugh, Alice is horrible. Nano has her positive points. I wanna hug goo and save her.

  • @jlovetheflash5371
    @jlovetheflash5371 Рік тому +3

    Imagine the smell in that RV

  • @Koselill
    @Koselill 11 місяців тому +5

    It was really fun to hear a foreign accent in this video! I feel like many people who have english as a 2nd language are embarrassed about their accent so they dont make videos even though their videos and scripts are clearly well made like yours. I personally love hearing accents

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  11 місяців тому +2

      Thank you! I don't really like my accent, but I am glad that some people appreciate it.

    • @korawitbuttramee618
      @korawitbuttramee618 9 місяців тому +1

      @@alchemistalkor5167 Man, if anything, your accent is soothing and add a layer of personality IMO. Shit, you are more eloquent than a lot of native speaker I've come across.

  • @skelleytor
    @skelleytor Рік тому +3

    Grope Gang !

  • @JohnHavoc101
    @JohnHavoc101 9 місяців тому +3

    Dude that tooth falling out at 1:01:58 was friggen crazy! It looked like a long one too. Man, I hope Blade can bounce back, but is he just tapping out at this point?

    • @SwissMarksman
      @SwissMarksman 6 місяців тому

      I doubt that he's going to take the curve.

  • @EBTIHAL.V10
    @EBTIHAL.V10 Рік тому +10

    Always the stories of people who started the COD community makes me laugh but blade , his story is kinda sad :( I wish he gets someone to help him

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction Рік тому

      He keeps putting himself into these fucked up spots, he has to make the choice to stop being a degenerate before anyone worthwhile of helping him will touch his shit with a ten foot pole.

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому +6

      It's undeniably disheartening, but ultimately, Blade is an adult and bears full responsibility for his actions. While he may be influenced by the toxic environment he surrounds himself with, he holds the key to breaking free from this difficult situation.

    • @EBTIHAL.V10
      @EBTIHAL.V10 Рік тому +1

      @@alchemistalkor5167 you’re right hopefully he do something about it in the future

  • @austin2245psn
    @austin2245psn Рік тому +3

    He has now had a man die on his live stream in his house
    As they paint his face and slap him well he’s dying
    Omg wow you called it

  • @warlockengineer
    @warlockengineer Рік тому +3

    Ayoooo figure it out lil bruises

  • @Reebus.LCU.
    @Reebus.LCU. 9 місяців тому +2

    Great video mate. 👌
    Used to watch Blade back in the COD days. Quite sad really as hes a totally different person.

  • @jariyadesigns
    @jariyadesigns Рік тому +2

    What horrible people...

  • @bully6113
    @bully6113 Рік тому +4

    Man with what has happened recently this doc really needs an update

  • @NegiSpringfieldTV
    @NegiSpringfieldTV Рік тому +7

    Yeah Blade's story is a very sad one. I hate to see how he started out, because he's gone a long way down since then. It really depresses me and I hate to think what might happen to him in the future. I can only hope he turns it around very soon. Subscribed.

    • @korawitbuttramee618
      @korawitbuttramee618 9 місяців тому +1

      I get what you meant, but I think he crossed the point of return long ago.

  • @adam7802
    @adam7802 9 місяців тому +2

    When he realised drinking was ruining his life he should of quit streaming and started a completely new life away from all of this bad influence. Instead he took the "easy path" and kept drinking for easy money. His fall is hard to watch and believe...

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta Рік тому +6

    The best summery on Blade on youtube. Your narration is great and many of your statements are poetic and very profound

  • @Modenut
    @Modenut Рік тому +2

    Keem is so deep in the closet he doesn't even know he's in there. I have faith he'll find his way out eventually, though.

    • @JokrMetaa
      @JokrMetaa 11 місяців тому

      Now that’s some funny shit 😂😂😂

  • @Chadlikespizza
    @Chadlikespizza 8 місяців тому +3

    This makes me never ever ever want to drink again :( drinking is very scary after watching this

    • @Fitzgoodntight
      @Fitzgoodntight 8 місяців тому +2

      Been sober since March 26TH of last year🤟 shit is actually poison, you don’t need it to have fun either!!

  • @MonkDave666
    @MonkDave666 Рік тому +4

    In decades to come this video will be used in universities and hospitals as a case study in the mental health affects of online fame.

  • @aaronc2880
    @aaronc2880 9 місяців тому +2

    🎃🚬im dry dood

  • @Jamblesquack
    @Jamblesquack 11 місяців тому +4

    Oof that clip if Beck at the end… they both made their bed… and Blade probably pissed in it.

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  11 місяців тому +3

      It was really dark. That was the moment when Bec 'figured it out.

    • @Jamblesquack
      @Jamblesquack 10 місяців тому +1

      Too bad she can’t figure out a time machine to get all her lost time back.

  • @charlesgurley7030
    @charlesgurley7030 Рік тому +3

    God that was legit depressing

  • @darksydeflow
    @darksydeflow Рік тому +5

    I just discovered Blade, but I didn't know any of his lore. Thanks for the great video!

  • @adultbabytrollunleashed2485
    @adultbabytrollunleashed2485 Рік тому +3

    I love you bro, I love you dude Ayooooo

  • @stoveone4031
    @stoveone4031 Рік тому +3

    figure it out d00d ayo

  • @sliceserve234
    @sliceserve234 Місяць тому +1

    Someone told me this was the best Blade doc, you know what, I think he was right. This is a very well done video.

  • @JG-og3ox
    @JG-og3ox Рік тому +2

    holy shit that tooth falling out made me make the biggest O face ive ever done god damn

  • @tylerh1648
    @tylerh1648 9 місяців тому +2

    OnlyusemeBlade will now be a case study for alcoholism with all the videos capturing his slow descent down.

  • @Maybaby1959
    @Maybaby1959 Рік тому +2

    Becky big hands.

  • @cheezburgrproduction
    @cheezburgrproduction Рік тому +5

    Ah the most satisfying alchemist brews a potion of retching, what a god awful specimen, thank you for your hard work of research and historical archiving of this oh so special time.

    • @alchemistalkor5167
      @alchemistalkor5167  Рік тому +1

      No, thank you for watching. I am glad to know that people are enjoying these videos. It is what keeps me motivated to do more.

  • @thedayzgod
    @thedayzgod Рік тому +5

    crazy to think this dark blade saga only started three years ago A LOT has happened in just three years

  • @ip2networkz81
    @ip2networkz81 Рік тому +3

    🎃🚬

  • @ryancasey919
    @ryancasey919 3 місяці тому +1

    Andy Dick and Blade ending up live streaming in an RV together really ended up making sense. Such a dark time line.

  • @porsp
    @porsp Рік тому +2

    I dabbled with Twitch and streaming around 2015. I drank a lot at the time and at one point considered making that my "thing" to entertain people. Long story short, I've been sober for 4 years now and I couldn't be happier I didn't go down that path (or become a popular streamer 😅)

  • @ayaehs
    @ayaehs Рік тому +3

    Dat warhammer soundtrack though lmao

  • @SnobbyLion
    @SnobbyLion Рік тому +2

    You might need to add the Willy arc here... RIP

  • @theindustryexposed
    @theindustryexposed Рік тому +2

    I've been watching Blades slow death

  • @jypsumfantastic
    @jypsumfantastic Рік тому +7

    I usually can only stomach around 10 mins of these disgusting reprobates, however the beautiful and poetic narration in this video helped me to watch to the end. I did nearly bail out during the goocheese incident. she is a woman that makes me feel everything from attraction to disgust, to pity and despair. It's probably how she found "success" in this absolute degenerate IRL trend.

  • @codingwithellie
    @codingwithellie 9 місяців тому +1

    Hey don't use AI to write your stuff man, it shows xD

  • @joeblow2365
    @joeblow2365 Рік тому +3

    Figure it out d00d

  • @Roc_Official
    @Roc_Official Рік тому +5

    Great video man, especially towards the end. I hope Blade sees this and somehow changes his life around… but I know the odds of that are 1%

  • @wctolliver
    @wctolliver Рік тому +3

    This is truly one of the most disturbing videos I have ever seen on youtube, but written and produced so well. I feel bad for Brian. Blade has a stranglehold on the Brian that hopefully exists deep down inside, causing him to abandon any semblance of morality, shame, and self-worth. To the streamers that provoke and instigate Brian during these macabre performances, I wish nothing but the worst on them. They deserve no hope, no care, and no redemption.

  • @saudade347
    @saudade347 Рік тому +1

    "...It serves as a sobering moment.."
    I don't think there's anything sober 'bout this one.

  • @kuzzdro
    @kuzzdro 4 місяці тому +1

    love the accent. great vid bro! hella funny commentary

  • @korneliusparker536
    @korneliusparker536 11 місяців тому +2

    I need a full blade compilation of all his craziest moments. He’s said/done horrific things these past two years and no one makes any comps about it… at this point I might make it myself but I suck at making videos 🤣

  • @Morra5472
    @Morra5472 9 місяців тому +1

    Now hes up a mountain in a trailer alone with some creepy guy for Christmas.... smh...

  • @user-yn1oo1te1f
    @user-yn1oo1te1f Рік тому +3

    Always thought shoenice would be the first person to drink himself to death on the net

  • @re-upgangllc
    @re-upgangllc Рік тому +2

    When the chat runs your life, this is what you get... sad 😔

  • @christhomasism
    @christhomasism Рік тому +2

    Figure it out dude

  • @ohoto3896
    @ohoto3896 9 місяців тому +2

    well done, jesus.

  • @gamermoment4327
    @gamermoment4327 Рік тому +2

    Im surprised he hasnt gotten a seizure or delerium tremens. When he runs out or whatever

    • @retracelak
      @retracelak Рік тому

      Boy never runs out

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 7 місяців тому

      I'm sure he would if he ever did run out.

  • @metapaloozashowchannel13
    @metapaloozashowchannel13 9 місяців тому +2

    THIS is how you make a great thorough documentary! Outstanding work!
    10/10 Editing Skills 👍 Stay Crafty