Investment Analyst Reacts to Investing TikToks (Part 5)

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  • @ThePlainBagel
    @ThePlainBagel  Рік тому +668

    Happy Friday everyone! Today's video is sponsored by Blinkist - get a 7-day free trial and 25% off Blinkist Annual Premium by clicking here: www.blinkist.com/theplainbagel or scanning the QR code in video.

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Рік тому +2

      Investment Analyst Reacts to Investing TikToks (Part 5)

    • @Liam_Daly
      @Liam_Daly Рік тому +2

      Richard, the Nvidia covered-call would have made a decent bit of money, because it's still Delta positive.

    • @lucasatilano8008
      @lucasatilano8008 Рік тому +1

      You think that someone who regularly sold NVDA covered calls for the last few months lost money?

    • @ichabodlorax7585
      @ichabodlorax7585 Рік тому

      Just an unrelated thought;
      If you wanted to make a second channel to cover miscellaneous non-finance topics that you still think would be interesting to talk about, you could call it The Everything Bagel.

    • @jcortes06
      @jcortes06 Рік тому

      Blinkist has started adding some fiction books too!

  • @Sumonebody
    @Sumonebody Рік тому +3590

    The daily compound interest lady is a fool. If she were more disciplined , and kept her money interest for an extra year she would have $783 billion, or another year (4), she would have $1,079 trillion. Who's laughing now, if she were more disciplined she'd have several times the global economy.

    • @ThePlainBagel
      @ThePlainBagel  Рік тому +1460

      That's why she has the Discord group though, so that YOU can be the first to do so. Opportunity of a lifetime.

    • @joefer5360
      @joefer5360 Рік тому +434

      @@ThePlainBagel I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO BUY THAT MOON I ALWAYS WANTED!!

    • @jamesodell3064
      @jamesodell3064 Рік тому +65

      She is not the fool, the fools are the people who buy into her ideas.

    • @LAMG059
      @LAMG059 Рік тому +59

      @@carrettone bruh forget the trading fees,
      If someone was able to compound like that and if they did it for a few decades then soon their net worth will be more than the entire planet,
      Corporations would put Hitman on your head long before that

    • @ctolcode
      @ctolcode Рік тому

      Yeah, I also ended up thinking about that again. The 2% is impossible. But she brushes over it as if it was normal. I guess that’s how she catches the idiots that believe her

  • @veejay41
    @veejay41 Рік тому +656

    "Don't ever be embarassed by how much money you make" .. The sincerity with which you said that tells me that you are genuine and want to impart good financial advice and habits. Kudos to you and your mission. I will definitely continue to be a subscriber. :)

    • @jhutt8002
      @jhutt8002 Рік тому +9

      I find it sad he still had to explain it. It's so ingrained in the psyche on modern (american?) worldview that even smart, really thoughtful people like him has to reason it.
      Truth is it really doesn't matter how much one makes, if (s)he can afford good living it's enough. The actual amount is meaningless.

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 Рік тому +6

      I'm still so embarrassed that I haven't bought my first private jet hangar yet 😢
      Seriously, I don't own a single building in New York and my private golf course only has 9 holes!
      This 400k a year is killing me! I can barely survive

  • @mikebaker2436
    @mikebaker2436 Рік тому +199

    As my snobby grandmother used to say, "You can spot the nouveau riche from the prétendre riche because the last thing legitimate new money wants is for you to find the secret of exactly how they got it. No one sells tickets to a real golden goose."

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 Рік тому +7

      If I got rich I'd tell people exactly how I did it. One, I'll still be rich, and two, 99% of people won't be able to do it anyway

    • @Magic_beans_
      @Magic_beans_ Рік тому +15

      Or they’ll rent the goose out, so to speak: start an investment fund and charge clients a percentage. Hedge funds often have a provision where they get a share of any excess returns.
      Of course the gurus always have a reason why they don’t do this, some vague appeal to democracy and helping the working folks, or conversely an attack on the ruling caste: “Wall Street’s trying to suppress this information, so be a brave rebel and give me $500.”

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr Рік тому

      ​@@silkroad1201you say that but i doubt it. Everyone else getting rich drives down the value of your money. And you'd still be focused getting richer. Don't pretend you're not human.

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 6 місяців тому +2

      Only problem with her statement is that many people with new money DO want the recognition they think will come with sharing how. The thing is, their "secret golden goose" invariably involves a crap ton of work up front. Indeed, 99% either don't want to do that work, or won't be able to keep it up.

  • @CopyNPasteComments
    @CopyNPasteComments Рік тому +1581

    Getting rich is so easy just gamble and never lose

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 Рік тому +181

    "All you need is 3x your money! Those happen all the time!"
    And all it takes to whipe you out is one of them crashing before it goes up.
    Pro tip: if your strategy has 1 point of failure, its an insanely risky strategy

    • @jonathanj8303
      @jonathanj8303 Рік тому +52

      I love the fact that that dude had his mind blown by the basic rules of multiplication, which I can only assume were new to him.

    • @prod.german
      @prod.german Рік тому +9

      @@jonathanj8303 maths is hard

    • @evenfate5906
      @evenfate5906 Рік тому +30

      Bro just go to a casino. Basically same outcomes but you have more fun

    • @jonathanj8303
      @jonathanj8303 Рік тому

      @@prod.german Apparently so.

  • @yegirish
    @yegirish Рік тому +1338

    2%/day girl: “there’s software available that you can use to achieve this…”
    Richard: “no there’s not”

    • @caseytailfly
      @caseytailfly Рік тому +83

      I think you meant “softwares”, crucial distinction! 😂

    • @charlizard_762
      @charlizard_762 Рік тому +16

      @@caseytailflysoftware is the plural of itself lmao

    • @emmanuelgoldstein319
      @emmanuelgoldstein319 Рік тому +28

      Brainlet tiktot user: “tHerE’s soFftWare aVaiLaBle THat yOu cAn uSe to AchIeve thIs…”
      Ri*chad*: No

    • @andrews9719
      @andrews9719 Рік тому +37

      Just prompt chat gpt to make a bot that can get you 2% a day, obviously! You're just not diligent enough, and need to show up.

    • @natevanek2785
      @natevanek2785 Рік тому +19

      Yeah, the "softwares" part put me off immediately. It's like saying "vinyls."

  • @MasterThiefMatthew
    @MasterThiefMatthew Рік тому +2040

    Last year I only made $399,999. Had to sell a kidney, put down the dog and pull life support on my dying mother to make ends meet. Really is a struggle when you're poor.

    • @ThePlainBagel
      @ThePlainBagel  Рік тому +876

      Thoughts and prayers

    • @TheNewCarryTrade
      @TheNewCarryTrade Рік тому +251

      LOLOLOL...Before you unplug Mom, all you need to do is get 3 10 baggers in a row and then take those profits and earn 2% per day...after that compounds for a while, you should be able buy yourself a new kidney, dog, and possibly a new mom; depending of course on how long you have to wait for those 10 baggers ;-)

    • @delouka
      @delouka Рік тому +65

      @pinuyasha, you just haven't been disciplined enough, had you used the softwares with a 2% daily return you'd possibly even been able to buy your dog fresh meat (I think... 399k x 2% compounded over 250 days is like almost 1 million aka minimum wage right?)

    • @midimusicforever
      @midimusicforever Рік тому

      Buy kidneys for cheap from China and re-sell. Way more profit!

    • @xaldath4265
      @xaldath4265 Рік тому +7

      ​@@ThePlainBagelbeat me to it.

  • @Elemblue2
    @Elemblue2 Рік тому +469

    A portion of my brain has an instant aneurism upon witnessing even just the delivery style of these tictok videos.
    You cant imitate your way to riches.

    • @tjakkobosma5872
      @tjakkobosma5872 Рік тому +8

      Well the maffia did

    • @rakino4418
      @rakino4418 Рік тому

      These people scam their viewers and the scam itself is profitable. They sell useless seminars, ebooks, private communication services etc

    • @toastedbread5985
      @toastedbread5985 Рік тому

      > username is The Most Sentient Bot
      Damn even the bots have brains now? 😂

    • @Elemblue2
      @Elemblue2 Рік тому +12

      @@toastedbread5985 I dont know what you mean. I am totally human. Haha, being human. Am I right guys?
      ... yes its under development

    • @DimaGrudin
      @DimaGrudin Рік тому +11

      You can imitate your way to riches, you just have to trade in your dignity and self-respect to do it 😂

  • @midnightflare9879
    @midnightflare9879 Рік тому +1115

    I love how the guy just lists his stock picks.
    And Richard googles them.
    And it's terrible.
    And it looks like the graph of a scam.
    And Richard doesn't say a word.
    Because there is nothing else to say.

    • @greggsplaylist
      @greggsplaylist Рік тому +48

      The second looked like a crypto rug pull, lost a ton of value in a day.

    • @jhonny6382
      @jhonny6382 Рік тому +56

      it looks like the old pump and dump, is a penny stock is not that hard to move the price, he said it has a telegram group where he says the people what they should buy, and later he makes it public, and we all know what happen next

    • @midnightflare9879
      @midnightflare9879 Рік тому

      @@jhonny6382 Well, penny stocks did pump and dump before it was cool, so I wouldn't be surprised

    • @JeredtheShy
      @JeredtheShy Рік тому

      Like Jhonny said, that guy was straight up pump-and-dumping, with penny stocks, which is illegal. A lot of these crooks got used to the lawlessness of crypto and forgot that they aren't allowed to do that crap outside of crypto. Hopefully he fucks around and finds out.

    • @Custo911
      @Custo911 Рік тому +12

      Shorting these pumped stocks seems like a great investment. Perhaps that's what they meant? :)

  • @Monkey_SK
    @Monkey_SK Рік тому +391

    399,999.99 = Failure
    400,000.00 = Getting by
    401,000.01 = Success
    Save those pennies people!

    • @FobosLee
      @FobosLee Рік тому +27

      Years ago I really thought that 401(k) is about getting those 401k usd...

  • @nunyabusiness863
    @nunyabusiness863 Рік тому +57

    These people are targeting young people whose plan is get educated and get a job. The girl said you're not disciplined enough. Abandoning your current educational and financial plan in exchange for her hands in your pockets scheme is also not being disciplined.
    While being a cog in the economic machine isn't for everyone, there is no shame in it. A full stomach and your needs being met are dignifying and things to be grateful for.
    Edit: always appreciate your videos.

  • @frederickbernet6689
    @frederickbernet6689 Рік тому +216

    "Don't ever be embarrassed about how much money you make." I love it.

  • @eduardobranco8349
    @eduardobranco8349 Рік тому +683

    Just imagine if 400k guy used 2% a day girl's stategy. What a force of nature those two would be together!!

    • @Tomwithnonumbers
      @Tomwithnonumbers Рік тому +164

      Imagine if 2% a day girl listened to 10x guy and just 10x that 400k guys trades every day. They'd make $4 trillion in a week.

    • @eduardobranco8349
      @eduardobranco8349 Рік тому +30

      @@Tomwithnonumbers the possibilities are endless...

    • @SnowmanTF2
      @SnowmanTF2 Рік тому

      @@Tomwithnonumbers the 10x is already under investigation for fraud, and that is on the part of business before he recommends people to join Scientology

    • @Baller7797
      @Baller7797 Рік тому +43

      Then just imagine they use their trillions to hit on a few penny stock runners, and they can buy the whole world

    • @knivess3
      @knivess3 Рік тому +13

      @@Baller7797 “what did it cost”
      “Everything”

  • @cultistsash
    @cultistsash Рік тому +84

    I love your serious videos, but fun ones like this are great too!

  • @joeholt9166
    @joeholt9166 Рік тому +617

    I've been so foolish, I should be trying to get 10x returns everytime! How much money have I wasted not doing that.

    • @rossmacintosh5652
      @rossmacintosh5652 Рік тому +34

      Right! You only need to 10x three times.

    • @soogasooga
      @soogasooga Рік тому +38

      haha what is this, amateur hour? only casuals find 3 10x stocks. the real pros find 3 11x stocks.

    • @claudius3980
      @claudius3980 Рік тому +21

      Tiktok helped me make my first trillion. Thank you Grant Cardone for the mindset.

    • @MrBlight
      @MrBlight Рік тому +4

      Why make trillions when we could make... billions?! 😁

    • @Crf-nr9jy
      @Crf-nr9jy Рік тому +1

      “That was so much easier than putting, I’ll just try and get the ball in the hole on one shot every time!”

  • @samsonsoturian6013
    @samsonsoturian6013 Рік тому +609

    People angry that other people can't or won't take extreme personal risk to pump up their own investments are suspect at best.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Рік тому +16

      They can be fake gurus but also gambler type people like wsb

    • @Shreendg
      @Shreendg Рік тому +6

      ​@@tomlxyz and they don't make that much money in the first place.

    • @psychickumquat
      @psychickumquat Рік тому +14

      Or they're so filthy rich from mom and dad's money that the idea of losing 100K in a stupid crypto investment doesn't seem like a big deal.

    • @MurCurieux
      @MurCurieux Рік тому +1

      Agreed!

    • @6shot9
      @6shot9 Рік тому

      Right, worry about your own pockets

  • @nrpbrown
    @nrpbrown Рік тому +47

    This came exactly at my lunch break, thank you for that

    • @putinski666
      @putinski666 Рік тому +6

      You're not grinding hard enough if you take time for lunch breaks. Get that grindset on man.

    • @LowTide941
      @LowTide941 Рік тому

      @@putinski666 oh shut up

  • @CarterWilliams25
    @CarterWilliams25 Рік тому +34

    Appreciate that final comment, its something that I think a lot of people need to hear. People are defined by who they are not their monthly earnings or salary.

  • @alliesaizan3593
    @alliesaizan3593 Рік тому +134

    A friendly tip that code generated by ChatGPT must be closely scrutinized because while it often looks correct, it does not always run as intended :), I certainly wouldn't trust it to automate my financial decisions lol

    • @userunknown7675
      @userunknown7675 Рік тому +38

      Yup, a lawyer in NY used it to write a legal brief. ChatGPT wrote pseudo legalese citing non exsisting case law.

    • @jaeb4743
      @jaeb4743 Рік тому +17

      As an Analyst in Silicon Valley I don’t foresee this being a norm… hopefully. There’s so much to coding than scripting. It’s understanding what it does, the uses cases, etc. and god forbid the script is bad and that person has no clue how to debug it lmao

    • @supern0vae
      @supern0vae Рік тому +10

      That code was 99% comments... it only seems to actually have one condition it acts on, and that's just a standard regression.

    • @Tony-mw-533
      @Tony-mw-533 Рік тому +2

      Sad part is they can't even debug the code😂😂

    • @martabanasiewicz6353
      @martabanasiewicz6353 Рік тому +1

      Your right. Chatgdp maje mustajes in excel formulas and calculations. Just because it look like a code it dienst mean it will work right

  • @MisterFro9
    @MisterFro9 Рік тому +44

    Thanks Richard for your outlook and empathy towards others. People are more than their salary, and it's great to hear this coming from someone in the finance space, which I believe often is filled with people who are biased think poor people are just lazy.
    You're a good cookie.

    • @6shot9
      @6shot9 Рік тому +3

      Good people are worth more than their salary, assholes are their salary

  • @ZZ-os4nb
    @ZZ-os4nb Рік тому +49

    Grant saying "I can't live off 400k" says more about him than it says about people who don't make that.

  • @jamesy3851
    @jamesy3851 Рік тому +41

    I love watching the moment Richard's brain concludes "this is so wrong." You see a blink and then his eyes drift to one side for just a moment. I live for those moments!

  • @austinheath9739
    @austinheath9739 Рік тому +158

    Man it gets so infuriating how much misinformation is out there about markets and investing. Thank you for shedding some light on how ridiculous tik tok finance really has become

    • @vertvlogs675
      @vertvlogs675 Рік тому +10

      It sucks because the people that genuinely need good advice the most (low income w/ long work hours and limited free time) are even less likely to find it when you have all of this horrible information being posted and shared.

    • @vindex7309
      @vindex7309 Рік тому +9

      Markets, investing, politics, science… if there’s a profit to be gained by besmirching the truth you know someone out there’s doing it.

    • @626resell
      @626resell Рік тому +10

      not just investing, but misinformation on social media goes for every sector. I personally don't trust anything I read or watch on tiktok.

    • @sh7de553
      @sh7de553 Рік тому +3

      ​@@vertvlogs675 There are plenty of investor education material and some general advice available. Sadly, nobody wants to hear that managing money, whether your own or as a profession, is a skill. It takes time to learn and less entertaining than these tiktoks but you'll get the hang of it (or the basics at least) if you keep at it.

    • @Z__K217
      @Z__K217 Рік тому +2

      I so agree. Keep up your thirst for reliable, educated information.

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz Рік тому +34

    I find it funny that a good portion of "advice" boils down to "buy low, sell high" like the rest is obvious

    • @akbar8427
      @akbar8427 Рік тому +2

      Because that’s what you have to do. The hard part is learning how the market moves and how the cycles work. But yeah… that’s not advice since it doesn’t really give you anything. You have to study and learn a lot of stuff in order to be able to do that.
      That’s like saying “well if you’re homeless, just buy a house”
      And it’s actually something that I’ve heard someone say😂😂

  • @jeffbarrett791
    @jeffbarrett791 Рік тому +13

    I could watch you do these all day.

  • @millax-ev6yz
    @millax-ev6yz Рік тому +9

    I really like your videos and this time i exceptionally liked your outro where you said "never be ashamed of the amount of money you make.". You had a face of sincerity and this is a great message. I definitely am behind my peers in this area, but i often just go back to basics and realize things could be so much worse. Trying to just improve yourself is enough of a measuring stick vs looking at everyone elses success, the envy will drive you mad. Just focus on leveling up what you can do, the rest is noise

  • @thawhiteazn
    @thawhiteazn Рік тому +377

    Penny stock guy was 100% running a pump & dump

    • @iluvpandas2755
      @iluvpandas2755 Рік тому +2

      yep

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh Рік тому +5

      At least two of them.

    • @VisForVindetta
      @VisForVindetta Рік тому +5

      There's a reason he put NASDAQ into the name. I imagine a lot of people thought it would be similar to an ETF, bought in and got dumped on. Sad really.

    • @bigdreams5554
      @bigdreams5554 Рік тому +4

      Boiler Room should be required viewing. A movie about pump and dumps with Vin Diesel

  • @theObscure3rd
    @theObscure3rd Рік тому +22

    one of the biggest challenges with Quantitative models is that they are "situational". Once the situation that they were taking advantage of passes then they slowly become ineffective in their ability to predict market behavior and thus price direction. And the guy who used Pine Script just showed a back test, not actual results lol

  • @D_Winds
    @D_Winds Рік тому +11

    Thank you PB. Love the grounded and calm talk with only slight memeage.

  • @akirachisaka9997
    @akirachisaka9997 Рік тому +1

    I really like how you are very objective when evaluating those TikTok stuff.
    I mean, you aren't just disregarding everything they say and considered everything useless. But instead pick out the bad ideas from stuff that actually make sense.
    So yeah, as a result, it feels very educative. And less just for boosting viewer's ego by dismissing bad advice.
    For example, comparing stocks with dividends, and explaining the concept behind algo trading (low margin, low durability, constantly work on new algos) feels really helpful!

  • @EamonCoyle
    @EamonCoyle Рік тому +42

    You have to realise that the TikTok target audience is Lloyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber so by saying 1 in 125k chance they hear "there's a chance". Thank God this is the only time I have been put through TikTok influencing !!

  • @sleepymarauder4178
    @sleepymarauder4178 Рік тому +67

    Also Chat GPT is not a knowledge tool nor proper AI. It is Language Prediction model. Yes it can 'code' based on language it learned on the internet. With all the flaws and risks with that involved.

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 Рік тому

      I've heard it's really funny to ask it about advanced physics.

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Рік тому +2

      I don't think he was trying to shoot down ChatGPT. He was trying to shoot down the single shot, "I just asked it for the best trading strategy and it made it! 😲" kind of BS. Obviously, there is a lot of code that could be written to do a lot of wonderful things, with ChatGPT. But it's a try/fail/try/fail/try/fail effort.

    • @Thetarget1
      @Thetarget1 Рік тому +1

      @@tymondabrowski12 It´s suprisingly decent at advanced physics, but seems to make more mistakes in simple physics when I´ve tested it.

  • @xiphoid2011
    @xiphoid2011 Рік тому +8

    Love your channel, very grounded and sound advice. My family are chinese americans. When my parents came here , they were poor graduaate students who made $25/month back in China. But with dedicated and diligent investments, mostly in broad indexes and some real estate, they built up several millions over 25 years. I suffered along, but watch and learn from my dad, and now I'm able to expand upoon their success. There is no realistic easy way to riches, but there are lots of high probability to success roads that are long and often tough. But it's the journey that also instill the self decipline that one would need to keep thaf wealth.

  • @aaryankoura4933
    @aaryankoura4933 Рік тому

    Thanks

  • @brendanwiley253
    @brendanwiley253 Рік тому +8

    Truly informative and useful, I will now proceed to go home and simply grow my portfolio 2% per day instead of what I was doing before

  • @vanyadavidenko
    @vanyadavidenko Рік тому

    Thanks!

  • @jamestalbott4055
    @jamestalbott4055 Рік тому +62

    I'm usually surprised by your ability to analyze absolute nonsense so calmly but it's just on another level with these tiktoks

  • @Taunus_Trustfund
    @Taunus_Trustfund Рік тому +2

    I just love these videos! Normally I’m no fan of reaction style videos and often find them boring and would rather watch the original video with no annoying commentary. However your reaction to these TikToks are absolutely hilarious and educational at the same time. Keep em coming!

  • @dandiaz19934
    @dandiaz19934 Рік тому +5

    In all seriousness, that was really good advice to hear, especially from someone like you, Richard. I am not in a place where I want to be financially at my age, so it's really reassuring to hear that validation. I hope we all get to a point where we can provide for our families and communities enough to be comfortable. This life is short, and you can't take money with you.

  • @TheMostOrdinaryPersonOnEarth
    @TheMostOrdinaryPersonOnEarth Рік тому +1

    Final PSA about not feeling bad about your income was nice to see, very succinct way of wording it. Well done as always

  • @costanzojr
    @costanzojr Рік тому +10

    Love this series! Thank you for part 5!

  • @BSideWasTaken
    @BSideWasTaken Рік тому +1

    16:10 came here for lols and ended up getting the most wholesome sentiment ever, thanks richard!

  • @PoisonedSnowx
    @PoisonedSnowx Рік тому +4

    Richard, from a licensed associate to another. Thank you for your content. Its awesome

  • @orangejuiceyyy
    @orangejuiceyyy Рік тому +2

    Please keep making these videos! Aside from being hilarious, they do a good job of exposing scammers trying to take desperate people's money

  • @kyo250996
    @kyo250996 Рік тому +106

    as someone who doesn't make 400k a year, I approve of this message.

    • @MegaAnzora
      @MegaAnzora Рік тому +5

      I don't think I have made 400k period

    • @glensmith491
      @glensmith491 Рік тому +3

      You are not a real man...of course, I guess that applies to me as well😢

    • @rhs5683
      @rhs5683 Рік тому +1

      as someone with an monthly equvalent of over 400k per month, I can approve this message.

  • @GetIrked
    @GetIrked Рік тому +61

    Richard was far too generous about 10X returns with crypto. Not only does the investor have to choose 3 investments that return 10X, they must invest 100% of their assets into EACH investment.
    I've been in the markets since 1998 and have been fortunate enough to have multiple 10X (and larger) returns over the years, but the idea of throwing every cent I have after each investment is overwhelmingly nauseating.
    Investing is NOT gambling. Risk management is ALWAYS priority #1.
    FANTASTIC video! 😀👍

    • @userunknown7675
      @userunknown7675 Рік тому +8

      And unlike with regular investing (where you can do your research first) you have to invest so early that you have no way to predict if a specific shitcoin will get rug pulled/pumped and dumped.

    • @Driving4bangers
      @Driving4bangers Рік тому +7

      Also…. Liquidity…yes these crypto coins 10x all the time. But only $50,000 trading volume.

  • @tyhbvft1218
    @tyhbvft1218 Рік тому +5

    I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SIDE EYE THE CAMERA AS YOU LOOK UP THE STOCK SDŞLFKSŞDFK

  • @SamRocher
    @SamRocher Рік тому +2

    Great video! Please keep making these, as it is an entertaining way to inform young people about the types of red flags to look out for in order to spot scams in the wild.

  • @7UB3N00B
    @7UB3N00B Рік тому +3

    richard I must say that your comedic timing in this video is absolutely astounding, had me loling everytime!😂

  • @drmoesta
    @drmoesta Рік тому

    Thanks for the input, Agent Bagel! Seriously, though, I always find myself checking your viewpoint on topics last to help make sense of complicated issues. Thank you for that.

  • @bradhaines3142
    @bradhaines3142 Рік тому +7

    'well at least he has his confidence' that was priceless

  • @Lentlebeanify
    @Lentlebeanify Рік тому

    Thank you. In a sea of anxiety inducing bulls**t, this kind of video is a huge relief and extremely satisfying to hear. A breath of fresh air. Thanks again.

  • @wilkinsune
    @wilkinsune Рік тому +4

    Love this! Waiting for part 6,7, 8, 9 and 10.

  • @tomsawyer8102
    @tomsawyer8102 Рік тому +2

    I almost choked on my dinner around 14:00 Richard " no you don't".
    Please please please do another video especially a funny one with Patrick Boyle!

  • @andrewberkin5505
    @andrewberkin5505 Рік тому +1

    In Australia most dividends are paid Annually, Not monthly

  • @NeoHellPoet
    @NeoHellPoet Рік тому +6

    Just so it's said, the reason you should under no circumstances trust ChatGPT with any kind of trading is because it's an AI for talking.
    It talks well. That's nice, that's impressive, but that's the one thing it does exceptionally well.
    It's guessing at trading strategies or just copying one it was trained on. It's currently stuck in 2021 so it's most recent data says we're in a low interest, low inflation bull market.
    Large Language Models will bullshit you with unimaginable confidence about things that are easy to disprove. The more open to interpretation an answer is, the more likely you are to get royally screwed

  • @dennisni5600
    @dennisni5600 Рік тому

    I could watch a lot of that kind of videos from you! Thank you that you are on youtube!

  • @fei287
    @fei287 Рік тому +218

    Thank you Mr. Bagel, but your advice is for people interested in earning money and I'm more interested in losing it 💎🤲

    • @ThePlainBagel
      @ThePlainBagel  Рік тому +168

      Oh my bad, carry on

    • @steamedbryce
      @steamedbryce Рік тому +29

      Buy high, sell low

    • @fei287
      @fei287 Рік тому +6

      @@steamedbryce Easier said than done, buying the surge only works 50% of the time

    • @AanchitVimalkumarNayak
      @AanchitVimalkumarNayak Рік тому +1

      @@steamedbryce ** Butt high, sell low. I'm gay.

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez Рік тому +3

      I’ve found that the easiest way to lose all your money is to become heavily addicted cocaine and alcohol

  • @NonBinary_Star
    @NonBinary_Star Рік тому

    1:17 Your excitement permeates the room!

  • @astrofish6163
    @astrofish6163 Рік тому +14

    Even professional ER people are just making informed guesses, and those guys grinded their ass off (or nepotism'd in) to their position, there's ultimately no way to predict the buying and selling behaviors of the entire market.

    • @rockfire1669
      @rockfire1669 Рік тому +1

      It is a gambling market and everyone uses confirmation biased

  • @McChery369
    @McChery369 Рік тому +1

    It’s that dry delivery that keeps me coming back😂. Your the best bagel!!

  • @TooLateForIeago
    @TooLateForIeago Рік тому +14

    The reason I like dividends is that I feel the point of owning a company is to get paid by it without sacrificing ownership.

    • @theWebWizrd
      @theWebWizrd Рік тому +4

      Agreed! It feels very much like you truly own part of a productive business, much more than just owing shares that fluctuate with the market.

    • @itsacorporatething
      @itsacorporatething Рік тому +1

      I don’t really conceptually get the point of “owning” a part of a company if it never actually pays me. I still invest in index funds that include stocks that don’t pay dividends but I still don’t “get” it.

    • @theWebWizrd
      @theWebWizrd Рік тому

      @@itsacorporatething Conceptually, you have a claim to a percentage of their value if they are to be liquidated or sold, and a claim to a percentage of their potential future distribution of wealth to owners. More concretely, if the company has one million dollars on a bank account and you own 1% of the company, then conceptually you own among other things 10,000 dollars of that 1 million.
      However, I agree things can get more complicated for example when you add that the company might not get sold or liquidated or distribute wealth to owners for the next 10 or 20 years. So you can argue that a share in such a company is in some sense worthless, because no money will actually come out of it and back to you. The only reason why it is worth anything is that other people is willing to pay you for the share, which is pure speculation and 'greater fool'-gambling :)

    • @GusG_
      @GusG_ Рік тому +1

      If you get 10$ of dividend, your company devalues in the same proportion (your share is worth 10$ less). Dividends are irrelevant. AND you pay tax on that

  • @TheWealthyIdiots
    @TheWealthyIdiots Рік тому

    Great video! You had some arguments I hadn’t thought about that make the case against these wild TikTok claims even stronger. Thank you!

  • @miguelalmeida1134
    @miguelalmeida1134 Рік тому +16

    These kids' heads will blow when they discover casinos

  • @habeshafinance
    @habeshafinance Рік тому +1

    Another gem! Thanks for bringing sound responses to these claims.

  • @sinforgreatness
    @sinforgreatness Рік тому +3

    At 9:30 LITERALLY, the funniest 35 seconds EVER on financial youtube 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hieroja1
    @hieroja1 Рік тому +1

    These are great! Love your content!

  • @abdullaalmosalami
    @abdullaalmosalami Рік тому +7

    9:22 This entire TikTok and Richard's reaction had me absolutely DYING! SO FUNNY!!

  • @jonosphere
    @jonosphere Рік тому +1

    This video is so wholesome

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella Рік тому +6

    I like watching him try to process such advanced stupidity, no anger, just confusion

  • @TheKIDmotovlogs
    @TheKIDmotovlogs Рік тому +1

    To be fair it is hard to live on $400k a year when i have to pay property taxes on my multi million dollar house. Not to mention the insane insurance and maintenance on my 2 ferraris. I literally couldnt even add an addition to my house this year. Plus utilities are up! Can you imagine what i have to pay to heat a 20000 square foot house! I barely have enough to pay my team of maids, gardeners and pool boys. Just ridiculous.

  • @OffGridInvestor
    @OffGridInvestor Рік тому +7

    2% A DAY? I would be happy with 2% A MONTH. I got a bank paying me 1.8% A YEAR as I'm watching interest rates go thru the roof.

    • @sullychow4123
      @sullychow4123 Рік тому

      Interest rates are high right now. You should be able to get better return, should look at other banks savings accounts.

  • @Benzkompog
    @Benzkompog Рік тому

    GD I love your approach. Thank you for continuing to keep me grounded!

  • @bentoomet8805
    @bentoomet8805 Рік тому +10

    “If you fail it’s because you weren’t disciplined enough.” The girl is literally telling people to nuke their accounts and HODL 😂😂😂

  • @phinny5608
    @phinny5608 Рік тому +1

    15:47 The positivity I honestly needed to hear.

  • @lucacamilleri4215
    @lucacamilleri4215 Рік тому +4

    Mad respect to our man Richard his TikTok for you page must be complete and utter dog shit at this point

  • @connorrobertson2783
    @connorrobertson2783 Рік тому +1

    Amazing video as always, love this series

  • @AyzeLYC
    @AyzeLYC Рік тому +3

    8:04 no, it's not that common to multiply by 10 your money in cryptos, it happen sometime but only the first holders of those cryptos will multiply by 10 or more the amount of money they have invested, the others will not

    • @uFFFO
      @uFFFO Рік тому

      In the long run, most if not all, cryptos will go to 0. Because it is largely useless and massively overvalued "industry". Also 9/10 are straight up scams.

  • @player400_official
    @player400_official Рік тому +2

    5:29 As a person who knows something about coding: No, chat gpt won’t build an entire app for you. For real guys, it’s really just an autocomplete on stereoids.

  • @DanCooper404
    @DanCooper404 Рік тому +6

    Me watching this: Furiously moves all my money into S&P Index Funds.

  • @HonestGuyWhoSpeaksUp
    @HonestGuyWhoSpeaksUp Рік тому

    I do admire the composure you keep while hearing all those bullshit from crappy people who should NOT be given any permission to talk about such relevant and delicate topics. What I also appreciate of you is your honesty: there's no shortcut to make easy money, but to have control over your spending habits, and rely on a professional who actually knows what they're doing.
    Keep the good work up!

  • @garritgreen
    @garritgreen Рік тому +19

    I started with $1,000 10 years ago and with a 2% daily return I've managed to accumulate over $500 billion thanks to these Tik Toks

    • @TR0LLREIGN
      @TR0LLREIGN Рік тому +3

      I did the same but with the right math, so I now have about 47 billion times the global GDP.

    • @pocok5000
      @pocok5000 Рік тому

      @@TR0LLREIGN I think youtube crowd doesn't deserve you

  • @herminioamuniz
    @herminioamuniz Рік тому

    Great vid. Thanks for taking the time.

  • @dylananderson7658
    @dylananderson7658 Рік тому +4

    I appreciate your nod to salary not equaling happiness as well as the Plain Bagel breakdown of the FOMO hype others profit from spreading. (see what I did there?)

  • @williamchatman2682
    @williamchatman2682 Рік тому +2

    Love your content, very nice, highly intelligent information thank you

  • @noahgeerdink5144
    @noahgeerdink5144 Рік тому +5

    You were under the impression that that trading bot was based on AI, but it was regular script written by AI. The bot itself was quite unsophisticated

  • @apurvbose
    @apurvbose Рік тому +1

    Loved the blunt responses. Make another one.

  • @erasmusflattery9799
    @erasmusflattery9799 Рік тому +14

    Way to save the most ridiculous TikTok for last. You’re a failure for not making $400,000 a year? He doesn’t know how you can live on $35,000 a month? I don’t get how people can even say stuff like that with a straight face.

    • @tuomasronnberg5244
      @tuomasronnberg5244 Рік тому +9

      I mean, he doesn't need to believe any of that. He just wants to make you feel insecure so that you'll buy whatever scheme he's shilling.

    • @BuisnessBacca007
      @BuisnessBacca007 Рік тому

      Making 35k a *year* would be me more than doubling my income. I can't imagine what it would be like to make that in a month

    • @patrickroers752
      @patrickroers752 Рік тому

      Well when that's all mommy and daddy left for you in the trust. And your mean trustee will only let you have that 35k a month. I would be mad too.

  • @jpwhre
    @jpwhre Рік тому +1

    Your comment on the 2 year compound investment strategy. Why I don’t hit the “Join” button. Why I don’t discord. Why I don’t watch anyone who sells a course.

  • @sizzle725
    @sizzle725 Рік тому +6

    I have actually created a bot with chat gpt via python, but its not how UA-cam channels make it look like, you gotta specify all the necessary parameters and it'll provide a code (you manually have to resolve the errors from it tho), but the code bot will be completely based on your strategy, the AI is not gonna make yourself any money by itself.

  • @TheBloodypete
    @TheBloodypete Рік тому

    Your face says it all to each of these! Its so horrible that people are basically being scamming like this still. I always love your editing, its peak passive sarcasm :p

  • @teddybean9948
    @teddybean9948 Рік тому +17

    I'm embarrassed too because I don't make $400 thousand a year. I need those fake guru courses please.

  • @JoelSemar
    @JoelSemar 7 місяців тому

    "Don't ever feel embarrassed about how much money you make". I've just been checking your videos out a bit the past coupla days and this bit just earned you a subscriber. I really appreciate you saying this for all to hear

  • @SuzuNoUtaTX
    @SuzuNoUtaTX Рік тому +86

    10x returns equals one hell of a tax bill

    • @zyrohnmng
      @zyrohnmng Рік тому +12

      If you're making 10x returns, the tax bill isn't even a problem.

    • @tylerpeterson4726
      @tylerpeterson4726 Рік тому +4

      I would accept 8x after tax returns, but I'm a modest man who doesn't need much to be happy.

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Рік тому

      If you had a mythical repeatable 10X strategy, you could do it in a retirement account, even if you don't have a single penny in there. 😀

    • @VisForVindetta
      @VisForVindetta Рік тому

      To be fair, I don't think anyone turning 1k into 1,000,000 would care lmfao

  • @answerman9933
    @answerman9933 Рік тому +2

    It just occurs to me that the salary of the US president is $400,000 a year. Fortunately, getting free room, board , and travel expense helps stretch out those $35,000 a month paychecks.

  • @JeredtheShy
    @JeredtheShy Рік тому +19

    You can tell how credible a TikToker is by whether they can keep their lip sync (the speaking audio matches their mouth) going for at least 30 seconds, and it's kinda nuts how many of them can't accomplish that. Pretty much every UA-camr I've ever watched has that down pat, often for an hour long video, so yeah, guess how much effort that guy has put into his work, and how useful his advice is to you.

  • @lilytea3
    @lilytea3 Рік тому +1

    0:10: 📺 Investment analyst reviews investing TikTok videos and discusses the possible ban in the United States.
    2:56: 💰 Not paying dividends does not mean a company is not worth investing in, as investors can still receive income through other means.
    5:30: 📉 Using OpenAI's GPT-3 for coding is impressive, but building a trading bot or investment model is not revolutionary for beating the market.
    8:09: 🎰 Chasing high returns in cryptocurrencies comes with high risks similar to playing the lottery.
    11:22: 📈 Recessions can be a buying opportunity for long-term investors in the stock market.
    13:52: 💰 The video discusses the reality of compound trading and the importance of discipline in sticking to a trading plan.
    16:25: 📚 The video discusses the importance of books and introduces the sponsor, Blinkist.
    Recap by Tammy AI

  • @thomasdasilva2399
    @thomasdasilva2399 Рік тому +5

    9:59 Indeed, he was right, the stock did explode. Not in the right way though.
    Nice video as usual. It is cool that you add some further explaination aside their strategies to make it educational for us.
    Be safe out there too! :)

  • @Theiliteritesbian
    @Theiliteritesbian Рік тому

    Man i could eat this up with a new episode every day